Bethesda been cooking with this Starfield DLC (traffic violations edition)

[@DistortionEngine]

pro tip. Wait 7 day s and 7 nights on Venus. This equates to 700 days and nights. This provides no tactical advantage its just funny knowing you can be MIA for nearly 2 years.

[@thewolfin]

Relativity shmelativity... it's all relative, man

[@StolenTheif]

​@@thewolfinAlabama-core

[@c-puff]

BestGuest you can't be an accurate judge of Starfield being boring or not. You have a superhuman ability to invent the most insane gameplay styles ever conceived by man. Us mere mortals cannot hope to achieve this same level of enjoyment. (I am only slightly kidding)

[@guardianHQ]

Wild c-puff encounter

[@therealbestguest]

Your words are very kind. You understand.

[@andrewcox4166]

@@therealbestguestdamnit I was coming here to say that I understand. Stupid hurricane

[@Malkovith2]

This is the first time I see this person's video and I completely agree.

[@TheParagonIsDead]

The game is great dude.

[@sakaagentk502]

I understand

[@SuperRedraptor]

I understand

[@EdibleREAL]

We understand🛠️🛠️🛠️

[@SuperRedraptor]

We, are understanding.

[@statistno1315]

I understand

[@johnklotz1462]

Since I didn't realize what reality is before this video, I understand.

[@JarethS]

You don't understand, Best Guest. Those walls around the city weren't protecting Blongy from the world... they were protecting the world from Blongy. And now... now you have unleashed him. Todd have mercy on us all.

[@Matoro342]

Don't worry Best Guest, this DLC is so short because they are hard at work making sure TES:VI is unfinished too.

[@overheatedeskim054]

"Don't worry Best Guest" is definitely pony thing to say. Don't Worry Best Guest is you won't be playing that either but im sure you will still reviewbomb it anyway that's my Best Guest

[@StolenTheif]

I'm so happy to hear they're doing damage control before the game is done

[@PapaJohnsPie]

@@overheatedeskim054why is hating a bad product “review bombing”. it’s not just “review bombing” people have actual relevant and substantive grievances with the games they’ve been putting out.

[@therealbestguest]

@Matoro342 If TES6 comes out bug free, we riot

[@Matoro342]

Giants should launch us so high into space that the game closes and starfield launches

[@agustinraimundo4251]

Uncle Fardenpooben drives his favorite vehicle I see, the Poopenfarten

[@Leafyzada]

There is a BRAZILIAN TV show host called "Ratinho" (literaly little mouse in portuguese) that looks exactly like Uncle Fardenpooben, the resemblance is disgusting! 😂😂

[@therealbestguest]

I see it

[@bagelmaster2]

@@therealbestguest Oh my, I think he's been spotted.

[@lumpofmeatsack2013]

Carlos massa?

[@Godnando00]

UEPA

[@Brew4097]

Fardenpooben is a man I have never heard utter a word from his mouth. He doesn’t need to speak though. His emotionless face says what he needs to say. I understand.

[@archy2529]

Just fyi for the honeys: don't try the goldilocks zone while driving in real life, the engine is different here, so the damage threshold is much lower, and you will aggro the police immediately. Drive safe Btw, the video is very entertaining Best Guest, thank you Best Guest (haven't finished it yet, but looking forward)

[@beaupiotrowski5192]

fake news

[@Ninelivescat8993]

At least the people don't turn into immovable objects they just turn into red smears on the road

[@therealbestguest]

Big if true, I'll test it and file a bug report, hang on.

[@sebbe44441]

@@therealbestguest Any updates, honey?

[@Nicholas86753]

Well, I think you'll be fine so long as you follow all of the Road Rules and Traffic Laws

[@LinuxVeteran]

Blongy should have drowned in the resevoir. But you underestimated him Best Guest, because he understands. Todd Howard.

[@therealbestguest]

Todd Howard.

[@dragondan244]

Todd Howard

[@kittydaddy2023]

Todd Howard

[@UristMcPerson]

They say Todd himself lovingly baked each and every one of the bugs into the DLC, just for us all to partake.

[@LightningDeusDax]

8 hour Pyrocynical Darkwood video 😣🤚 25 minutes of the funny adventures of Uncle Fardenpooben 😌👉

[@negative6442]

Pyrocynical video 💤😴🛌

[@Kirinet]

8 hours is literally a work day. There is nothing meaningful to say that takes 8 fucking hours.

[@moronicalmeister]

Also, just watching pyrocynical poisons your soul. Hes like a human tape worm

[@fenrir6200]

People usually eat up hyperfixation white people video essays, what switch was flipped in the collective zoomer unconsciousness to make them suddenly lash out at Pyrocynical for his? Was it the drama from years back?

[@Reac2]

​@@KirinetMy own true ending playthrough was shorter and I did basically everything the first time

[@deringjosuegarcia1531]

I love when he obeys all the road rules and traffic laws on his way to obliterate Bobby

[@NeonLova]

Stopped watching an hour long video documentary about why star field is so bad from a Chanel I’ve never heard of for this but honestly I doubt I’m going to regret it

[@niIIer1]

I understand

[@ปลาทองอยู่ในน้ํา]

Yeah, probably rage baiting and most people fall for it even if it's true in many aspects.

[@honkedoffjohn]

I know the video you’re talking about. That video was a waste of space and I only saw it cause I had insomnia and couldn’t go to bed.

[@anonymous_5016]

​@ปลาทองอยู่ในน้ํา It was an hour long video on a game that's been criticized in every aspect since launch. I'm sure the video was way more than just nitpicks.

[@MegaZeta]

@@anonymous_5016 lmao

[@danielmatei4590]

This is the Ouroboros of humanity's entertainment. . We started playing with twigs and stones pushing them around , evolved to this day , only to do the same in Todd's virtual galactic sandbox.I understand.

[@therealbestguest]

I still bash rocks together wym?

[@danielmatei4590]

@@therealbestguest Yes i noticed you like Starfield )

[@mitchellenderson7194]

“behind you” 🎶The Vulture snuck up behind me🎶 🎶And then he put his hand inside of me🎶

[@IWasMadeWeird]

he couldnt handle my swattas

[@jakedixon6086]

And now I understand

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

​@@jakedixon6086yes we are high aren't we

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

He'll never see it coming

[@lucasgustin7855]

🎶whispered in my ear🎶

[@AtrakKarta]

9:30 Most people probably think that this Bobby% run took a bit under 37 minutes. However, BestusGuestus was still high on jet at this time. The run actually took 36 hours, 35 minutes, and 6 seconds. It was just sped up to 60x normal speed. That's why the last digits only go to 59 instead of 99 or 999 for deciseconds or milliseconds. Also Bobby was a bag of jet. BessyGuessy was hiding his drugs so no one would steal them.

[@moistraven1849]

seeing fuckin' mods for sale, again, is just....depressing.

[@ahcangela8549]

A giant toy truck made of jagged angles tearing through pedestrians in search of a child to run over. This is truly the Cybertruck experience.

[@juneBug412]

fun fact about devs policing fun; apparently in this game they've made it so physically picking up an item that isn't yours counts as stealing, which was to prevent players from simply wandering off out of sight with valuables or putting cauldrons on people's heads to blind them. granted this has not stopped stealing from being laughably easy as you have elegantly displayed, but it HAS made stealing a lot less funny, because obviously you can no longer put things on people's heads to make them fall asleep like a parrot or look them in the eye as you walk around the corner with all their worldly possessions one by one

[@AnvilApricot]

Making an entire bounty hunter update and only giving you one mission and forcing the community to mod in new missions is one of the laziest thing ive ever fucking heard edit:OH... AND ITS PAID! HOW LOVELY

[@casvandijck9338]

Forgot the Horse Armor debacle? Overpriced DLC isn't exactly new, it's how the whole DLC thing started :P

[@StolenTheif]

That's because Bethesda is a lazy company with no respect for their players

[@bapoTV]

The only bad part is that it's paid, giving the tools to create mission with a sample one is cool, but 7€ ?? Fuck that I'm gonna wait for unofficial implementations.

[@casvandijck9338]

@@bapoTV Implementing a faction with 1 quest is bad though.

[@bapoTV]

@@casvandijck9338 I saw this more like a "look what you can do with the creation kit !" instead of a serious mod (or DLC because of the price)

[@CatboyLover69]

I also like Starfield but Blongy should've drowned in the reservoir and his continued existence greatly reduces my enjoyment.

[@SkintaniumArmor]

Todd Howard trying to rein in Uncle Fardenpooben's power by repeatedly sapping him of his insulating bodyfat is quite on brand. 21:20

[@Saint0bi]

I literally re-installed Starfield after like 6 months to play Shattered Space, a $30 walking tour simulator, bought the rover at New Atlantis or whatever this city is called, terrorized locals with it and didn’t get arrested and figured it was a glitch… only to find this KZbinr doing THE SAME EXACT THING. *sigh* Bethesda RPGs are cooked.

[@dodojesus4529]

Its either a bug or an inexcusable oversight.

[@LightningDeusDax]

What no Elder Scrolls VI does to our man Best Guest…

[@antarcticaresearchprogram8349]

15:26 hit harder than I expected

[@HereticalKitsune]

Blorby should've drowned in the reservoir. I was about to say Mass Effect's cars are better, but no, I think this glitchy mess might be more entertaining. Not better, just more entertaining. Nice how the tires come pre-dirtied, too, tho!

[@1th_to_comment.]

Mako better ngl

[@usernamemakesmemad]

I love the Mako! Get Wrex and Garrus in there with male Shep and watch it boing up and down 🥰

[@godisdead4416]

@@usernamemakesmemadWatch what boing boing in there? 👀👀👀

[@usernamemakesmemad]

@@godisdead4416 Ask Wrex, he loves to talk about it.

[@melonlab80]

Who else spent more time playing with the space ships instead of exploring worlds and competing quests?

[@WrangleMcDangle]

nearly 100 hours of it. it's fun and reminds me of playing with legos as a kid but sadly it wasn't enough to make the game a good experience for me. it's like making a cool lego ship and then giving it to a double arm amputee to play with

[@hippieyoda1993]

@@WrangleMcDangle a sick ship.. that you ended up not using bc its faster to just fast travel by menu :(

[@playfulpixel-z6h]

Now i understand, I must schlorble now.

[@Cholm]

God damn, Bethesda actually sold a DLC where they said "Now go on, write stories for us. Pay us to have other people make your missions. Give us money so you can make the game fun yourselves."

[@AgentBenzo]

My Uncle from the Bronx!! I haven't seen him in years!!

[@r.e.z9428]

I find it more enjoyable watching you and Ssethznetch play Starfield than playing the game myself.

[@thewolfin]

SsethTzeentach pronounced "S-seth-zine-tok"

[@luizpereira6425]

I think Bobby understands

[@skoklater_rogue]

Reminds me of SsethTzeentach's Starslop review lol. Subbed to both though. Can't breathe no more

[@Stuartette]

9:53 he’s free

[@skyrimisforthenords8312]

I didnt love fallout 4 because of the bad writing and over abundance of essential npcs. But the writing being THIS bad is a new issue. Im mostly just an elder scrolls fan, but this game kicked my puppy.

[@Elden_Lean]

are you aboard the hypetrain for the trainwreck that will be elder scrolls 6?

[@dr.bright3081]

@@Elden_Leanhypetrain for the trainwreck hahahahaha. 100% accurate how it will go. I have a feeling people won’t trust Bethesda for ES6. It seems all the good writers/coders/etc were hired elsewhere. I don’t care about the next Fallout or ES. Because I know they’re going to SERIOUSLY BE UTTERLY SHIT. Bethesda just gets lazier and lazier. It’s pathetic tbh.

[@Dutchy4564]

​@@dr.bright3081nah they're hiring modders it'll at least be an 8

[@rahrouth]

bro if anything the writing has improved since fallout 4.

[@skyrimisforthenords8312]

@Elden_Lean no. I had high hopes, low expectations for starfield. I love mass effect and es3, 4 and 5 so starfield should have been perfect for me. But even with expectations of issues that I planned to forgive, I was disappointed in starfield to put it mildly. I expect es6 to be terrible. And it's sad

[@zhel776]

I sit down to watch yet another Best Guest masterpiece. As the video progresses a distinctly Rev-8 shaped shadow appears above me. I do not notice it, fully captivated by the misadventures of Uncle Fardenpooben. The very frame the video ends I am crushed to death. I never saw it coming

[@NolsHub]

10:53 : When you are trying to be employed as a bouncer and you're asked about your qualifications, and instead of telling them your qualifications you give them a demonstration to show your confidence and to show you are proactive.

[@thestovie]

So uhm i made that No Thermal Tracking mod you hovered over for a bit and yes you might be unto something. Since that mod is one of my LEAST downloaded ones lol how the heck its in most liked i have no clue

[@overheatedeskim054]

yeah don't worry about it mate this guy is fake (asf) you can tell by the comments he responds too the one's that are positive he has ignored and the ones that are negative he responds too positively

[@Tundra.]

Uncle Fardenpooben's multi-colored spandex really does look like something you'd see from an old 70's Italian sci-fi movie. It brings the whole shtick together nicely. I guess newer Bethesda games really do require us to make our own fun wherever we can find it. It's certainly nothing like it used to be.

[@Shortypipatrick]

no matter how many of your videos i watch, "7 days and 7 nights" always kills me

[@L3g0m4nn]

Blombus shouldve drowned in the reservoir. Another fantastic video, honey

[@Cynthianwings]

The way you engage with these games is fascinating

[@EIA-Observer]

I understand... I also snort laughed. In all seriousness, there are people with great comedic writing and people with great comedic timing, Best Guest, you're great at both.

[@doctor_ubis]

Congratulations on the WR! Hard earned and well deserved

[@Knobbler]

Space Skyrim: vehicular man slaughter edition

[@theartisticspartan4488]

The way Uncle Fardenpooben knows his way around a vehicle while also following all road rules and traffic regulations makes me think he must have Germany Glonkson somewhere in his family lineage.

[@b4tman_and_Rob1n]

I understand

[@I.T.S.CAPTAINMORGUE]

Your story telling is so much more interesting than any quest in Starfield! 👍🤣👍. I'm honestly looking more forward to your spin on the (Shatted Space) DLC, than actually playing it, and I love Bugthesda games! Liked/Subscribed.

[@filipstiglic4591]

Thank you, uncle Fardenpooben, honey. I love you.

[@DC-it2ng]

They said adding in a car was impossible with the engine Bethesda uses Todd said "hold my chessboard" and made a vehicle thats surprisingly fun to drive, especially in zero-g. I gotta get ready to gatekeep this game when Shattered Space drops.

[@Bckgroundguy101]

You can have it all to yourself bro 🤣

[@KFC_Manager]

Modders got working vehicles in fallout nv

[@DC-it2ng]

@@KFC_Manager The Frontier doesn't exist and it never has.

[@username1660]

​@@KFC_Manager It took a literal decade or so of iteration to get them in a working state tbf

[@ICCUWANSIUT]

@@username1660 and it was Jank

[@BayB_Legz97]

@5:05 truly was a glorious realization

[@fredmull1443]

Get off of work it’s a Friday I sit down to have my post work shit open KZbin and there it is it’s right fucking there best guest uploaded I understand

[@AlonzoTG]

Go to the Constellation lodge, standing at the compound's gate, go LEFT and hold left, New Atlantis IS OPEN TO EVERY FORM OF HOSTILE LIFE ON THE PLANET AND THERE IS NO BORDER CHECKPOINT OR SECURITY TOWER OR ANYTHING....

[@gs8494]

I found this video way funnier than I thought I would, and just like your REV-8 I never saw it coming...

[@richardfairbrass5760]

the way his spandex jump suit looks like a update to the original Takeshis Castle Emerald Guard, Majestic.

[@kungfuBACON]

I don't know why, but your ability to take a joke of a game and make it hilarious is genuinely impressive and highly entertaining.

[@brandonmcgrew4367]

Those photomode pics were just great😂. The faces still have the Bethesda charm. That derpy side look view and the crouching over Sara’s face had me😂

[@Aaron_Esh]

Uncle Fardenpooben is the twin of Belarusian president

[@SteveBillyy]

Amazing gameplay, amazing commentary. Super deserved subscribe I’m a fan HAHAHA

[@reitoeiispamsblock]

This video is like the natural sequel to all your other Starfield videos and I’m here for it

[@michaelmcgowan7779]

I laughed until I couldn't breathe! Never saw that coming.

[@rickmccl71]

Tonight on Tōp Geah: Swimming lessons for Blobby; Sarah's new fragrance; and my spontaneous weight loss! But first, we test out the new road rules and safety regulations (They never saw it coming)!

[@MCPeeBoy]

getting closer to 100k must be really making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside like waking up on a sunday morning to your mom making you your favourite breakfast, right?

[@maboilaurence8227]

Yo it's great that this game is already getting its first alpha patch in Early Access.

[@merrickfernandez4734]

The shopkeeper watching his wares vanishing to the void while and enormously large naked Italian lurks in the shadows(behind a box) : "Hmm this vexes me"

[@Ninelivescat8993]

"You can sustain yourself exclusively on beer and butter" ...d...dad?

[@Kwauhn.]

This video made me laugh. Thank you, Best Guest. You really are the best guest.

[@Хлебочек]

i love how you fully enjoy the games. thank you for sharing it for us ❤

[@siegfriedhiryu4660]

The return of Uncle Fardenpooben from the local bodega where he walks through the door, look of disappointment plastered upon his face, as he brings in 2 lukewarm coffees and a singular bitten sandwich. The coffee isn't instant, and the sandwich is dry, and as soon as he sits down to eat his disappointing lunch his ship, the Datura, begins to take off and head towards the nearest tidally locked desert moon. Please Uncle Fardenpooben, don't be disappointed. It was the bodega, I understand now.

[@captaintuna1323]

9:33 to find his parents 🤭

[@Hiroakiarai88]

I hope you get 100k soon man, you really deserve it. Keep it up and stay blessed

[@mainaime2566]

“We park the car on top of him gently”😹😹 that killed me

[@downix]

Over 1000 hours in Starfield, and I haven't messed with Bobby Katz... yet. New goal: set

[@joelcheong7010]

Best Guest you have truly innovated, perhaps GDQ will recognise the Bobby% run. I love you honey, you understand. Todd Howard.

[@joeburch6754]

"Goldilocks zone of traffic violations." What a beautiful string of words.

[@PongoFreake]

he'll never see it coming..

[@itsmegareth9663]

When life throws crap in my eyes you are always here to me laugh bestguest, thank you honey

[@Bad-Gunky]

The Starjacker. AKA The Astrobater.

[@blackjacket_]

At some time in BSG, they had a meeting when they decided, that Starfield will be released only for content like this. No fixes, zero fucks given. I'm confident. Noone can play this and say that its a good product

[@dante001ish]

Yep over a thousand hours in & I still understand.

[@arramarokk]

8:26 "now, this tram was going to be my 13th reason why" bruh 💀💀💀

[@CydianGamingYT]

This was for science, excellent work Fardenpooben. A legend of the stars.

[@bruhhunter8258]

Yet another cinematic masterpiece from Best Guest. Love ya Best Guest.

[@xavierisrael3320]

Still floored with how sloppy and barebones this game is

[@otockian]

I actually got angry after playing for about 40 hours I just rage quit at how freaking awful it was. If I had to hear Sarah say another stupid ass comment I probably would of lost my shit and broke my keyboard. God it was annoying.

[@Folcock]

It's a shame you don't own it

[@ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle]

@@Folcock what’s the matter buddy? convinced yourself everyone who doesn’t suck Bugthesda’s dick doesn’t own the game?

[@AuroraDawnxx97]

Man i barely lasted 9 hours it was so bad ​@@otockian

[@theIargedude]

you need to do the "please comment" bit more, it's legitimately one of the funniest bits ever and it's what made me sub to your channel

[@iamimiPod]

I know its going to be a good day when there is a new Best Guest Video.

[@gedhawk4871]

08:22 Perfection.

[@deebee3723]

That moment with the sandwich is the best part of the video 😂

[@Jobutron1]

God bless you, man; I love these videos, they make me laugh so much.

[@TheTheJimJim]

There are more bounties you can take. Trackers Alliance terminals were added for it. They are pretty much the generic bounty missions though except those needing you to 'capture' them alive.

[@Hung-Ly]

Best guest the only guy to make starfield fun only by watching though

[@ichypapower]

What phenomenal and ludicrous person you are, Best Guest.

[@Shinkami_Chuu]

For the UC surplus, I did the robbing late in game, and had the bug where multiple weapons span in the same case (I guess another one spawned like every other time I went to the well). So each case had like 8 guns in them(+ 8 ammo boxes). It was hard to get all the cases on the wall because he kept getting up from his chair, but I got some crazy money from that robbing lol.

[@rattking6874]

Thank you honey for leaving the no air sound effect in the video!!

[@matthewchapman7301]

“Uncle Fardenpoohen” I am so very deceased 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeegBeegYoshi.]

1 year for ONE VEHICLE. this game deserves even more hate…

[@quantumsheepify]

The algorithm blessed me with this channel a few days ago and I have rapidly gobbled up every morsel of content I could find, and yet, only after seeing my name listed as a patreon on this video, did I truly understand. I implore other appreciaters to support this gentleman if you are able. Enjoying your work immensely BestGuest!

[@jackamaturo1710]

Yes. Todd Howard's ShartField. Bobby Run DLC. Well done.

[@ion1984]

"its better to be on a trackers good side, than their bad side" -_- absolutely BLASTS tracker in the nose. dude I laughed so hard.

[@johngleeman8347]

The Bobby arc was surprisingly uplifting. That lad is going to become king of the jungle or die trying, and my money is on Bobby!