These Crimes Are Ridiculous

[@Gnurklesquimp2]

I really like the idea of a vilain who just can't be caught, unless you make expert use of hints given by their parrot companions.

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I don't give a fuck anymore

[@RabidDisposition]

​@@Vaultboythefightingmachineno one cares

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

@@RabidDisposition Fight me little girl you little soy

[@VampiresAreRealGuys]

hope he's got a good bird lawyer

[@DeeEll1]

there is actually a valid argument for his disguise. if you dress completely absurd, it makes it hard to focus on the face or other identifying things. there was that one guy that robbed a bank robber a few years back that managed to get away with it because he wore an ugly tie and none of the people could give a description of his face due to being too distracted by his tie.

[@Streggae9961]

I don't know what Charlie's talking about, the bird bandit has crafted an excellent disguise because its one big distraction: the dumb bright shirt, ridiculous facial hair, sunglasses, a freaking cowboy hat and three birds on his shoulder. When you see this guy in real life who the hell is looking at his face!? All he'd need to do is shave, ditch the birds and wear casual clothes and he's good.

[@LilYungOwlGod]

The beard is def fake, not many people have a literal super villain goatee on their face 😂😂😂

[@raccoonhatcity7627]

Teach the birds to talk for you, you're basically a ghost.

[@VampiresAreRealGuys]

@@LilYungOwlGod the guy has 3 parrots on his shoulder, this is probably what he looks like all the time

[@breannaflores4175]

@@raccoonhatcity7627 walking telephone pole

[@FTZPLTC]

The Bird Bandit disguise is pretty good because, like... all he has to do is not wear that stuff, and you wouldn't recognise him anymore. People are going to dress as him for Halloween.

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol yea

[@ilovemitaka]

@@Vaultboythefightingmachine Skill issue ngl

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

@@ilovemitaka Stop being a hater

[@humans913]

@@Vaultboythefightingmachine Why not end it lol

[@squkyshoes]

I'm just overjoyed at "He looks like a One Piece character!" That description is SO spot-on.

[@Cootato]

the bird bandit is actually a genuis, he just had to show them a getup that nobody will ever forget and then change clothes and nobody will recognize him.

[@toolbaggers]

Every pet store around his home knows who he his.

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@nikolaideianov5092]

What if he stole the birds too?

[@JR-hj2nk]

Mr. Ballen has a great video on his channel from a week or two ago about Kim’s brother’s assassination and how it all happened. Crazy story

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@billbill6094]

Herding dogs are no joke, the shepherds don't even need to be there and they'll corrall every animal on a farm into a gate more crowded than an airport after fyre festival. They will run on top of the herd if they need to if it's the fastest way to an animal.

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

Not far from where I live they apparently allowed an actual convicted killer to walk out of the jail he was housed in and now the police have been searching for him for 6 days (so far).

[@burp2019]

what

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

A guy from Brazil killed someone there and then his gf here

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@arathsg9824]

@OfficerBMT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re so cringe for that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anikagh]

PA?

[@cerealenjoyer3000]

probably a great high profile disguise, everyone has their eyes on the birds so i doubt anyone would remember his face very well if he ditched the goatee

[@LumidxGoat]

Him describing the back of the vehicle and saying its covered in bullshit had me dying

[@walnzell9328]

It's actually a solid strategy. Overdressing means the witnesses are focused on his outfit and not on his face. So he can get by rather easily when not in the disguise. Even with security cam footage, most people aren't going to recognize him even if he's standing right next to them.

[@Abedeuss]

"The birds may be innocent" Pretty sure they were the masterminds, and he's just their puppet.

[@toolbaggers]

Imagine Noah herding dinosaurs onto a giant boat. It would look more hectic than a scene out of Jurassic Park.

[@chandlercrockett2127]

I actually think the bird guy unironically has a great disguise in comparison to regular black clothes. I bet most people are going to remember the birds and the outrageous outfit but not his actual physical features making most witness descriptions useless because no one actually remember what he looked like

[@prod.breadlvr]

Sometimes the timing of Charlie uploading whenever i want him to is unreal.

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@strawbunny99]

No literally. This comment gave me whiplash because it made me realize he posted this TWO MINTUES AGO

[@Madao213]

These bots go crazy

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@hobbithabits]

Charlie not realizing the bull is in a decommissioned police car hurt me

[@Bone_Incidents]

As a guy who steals parrots, this guy is infamous within our community.

[@KeleEnker-ws6gg]

You guys need to upgrade from STEALING PARROTS, and use the PARROTS TO STEAL. This is a good opportunity to be taking notes here

[@Bone_Incidents]

@@KeleEnker-ws6gg Oh! Maybe I can actually use these parrots for something other than just repeating the entire Navy Seal copypasta!

[@SolarDNA]

When Spiderman finally takes this guy down he tells the birds "Listen to mee nooww!"

[@gabrielmoore4233]

"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER" - some goat herder and his dog

[@ComedyIsCoolTelevision]

I really like this type of video, usually the videos are just one topic but this is like 10 topics all in one all rapid fire

[@awhvex7188]

@1:46 " oh hes even got a pair of sunglasses on..- *Windows Vista Crash Sounds* That was one wildly unique burp 🤣💀

[@GrazzleYT]

its a crime that moist critical doesn't have stains on his shirt

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

when has he ever had stains on his shirt

[@spinagus]

What the bots doin

[@mrbeardude3963]

Mihawk thought he could hide his identity

[@Infritblade123]

Him: Three Bird Style: Demon Strike. Employee: Man they don’t pay me enough…

[@DaChimpster]

If I went outside and saw a shit ton of goats walkin around I’d immediately grab a speaker and blast the goat simulator theme

[@danielseals4680]

1:51 , the worlds best fog horn impression

[@ChArLiE-1chaz9]

Jonny Depp seeing what he can get away with after massive support

[@themrchubs1]

It's actually 50 birds in a trench coat

[@harper9246]

in the bay area we have those enclosures with tons of goats to eat dry grass in grassy areas for fire prevention!!

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: In 2009, a man named Gabriel Scott was struck and killed by a car while crossing the street in California; his father had also been struck and killed by a car while crossing the street in the same spot 30 years earlier.

[@heartless2895]

Charles rarely makes references to specific animes he must love One Piece now he mentions it every video

[@wastedtalent666]

The birds are controlling it 😂😂

[@Bonecrusher420]

Manz got the "you killed my father an I'm here to avenge his death" look wit that hat n facial hair setup let alone those birds 😂

[@bottledfart]

Real life Hamburglar is insane 😂

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

[@bottledfart]

KZbin Spam is even more insane, jfc

[@EasyBakeEpix1365]

@CrewmateComplexClanbold to say that for a bot with the flag of a country who’s civilization can’t get their shit together

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

[@AngryAlfonse]

He has birds, a knife, and a big hat. Some say that under his hat is a bird WITH a knife.

[@leeshapon]

0:24 thats literally Rob Lucci

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

He's an scrapped One Piece character named Captain Tori

[@benieboy5313]

Bro missed out on calling him a birdguler

[@coconutcore]

“Let’s not rule out that the parrots are the ones pulling the strings.” That’s right! I’ve seen Ratatouille! I know what could be going on under that hat!

[@RandomCorvid]

The disguise is impeccable, everyone is looking for for a man with a colourful shirt, a cowboy hat and parrots. Lose them and you will be unrecognisable.

[@laurenp0958]

The concussion beef really sent me. That and the vile shit talking birds. 😂

[@Henry_Jovanavić]

“Just a prank bro” The prank:

[@Embleo]

We need more gimmicky villains in this day and age. Bravo to this man for giving us a new kind of criminal

[@magnumexmachina6557]

Like that sherlock holmes bit 'so overt it's covert'

[@ohfacexo]

Plot twist: He doesn't actually own any birds or pets and only wears high end designer clothes in his day to day. Master thief.

[@dankus.memeokus4192]

One man can absolutely corral those goats back that's how it works on the farm. Especially with a dog

[@finarfin_3660]

The bird bandit looks like if Oda drew Rob Lucci's older brother

[@nootypenguino]

Tbf the birds are just chillin'

[@freshlyshrimped4651]

do you know how desperate you have to be to rob a McDonalds at 8am? didnt even give them a chance to fill up the register

[@Shevphenomenal]

The birds could be the master mind behind all a this 😂😂😂😂

[@LizardoiL]

The birds are definitely in on it.

[@generallnine]

i can hear it…. „dun dun dun.. dun dun dun dun“

[@nopickles420]

I don't even think I'd be mad about the goats, it gives me a good excuse to laugh at a bunch of goats. 🤣

[@littlegirlshowSynch]

not if you had plants you cared about in your yard, youd have to be out there trying to shoo them away, and they still mightve been eaten lol

[@MrMegaManFan]

I see "crimes" and "ridiculous" and immediately thought it was about EDP again.

[@cynthiathompson4380]

Have you never seen an Australian Shepherd work?! They got them all. Trust me.

[@Acnologia-nv1gu]

All I can imagine is him being the robber and the birds yelled “Stick en up!”😂

[@allys744]

This feels like a publicity stunt: the guy just screams goofy energy with his outfit And Charlie is right: the guy dos look like the Hamburglar 🤣✋

[@proppin]

The bird guy thief is a story you would hear on a GTA radio station

[@demolitionsexpert]

I like the theory his is just a victim of the birds! Like they all have orchestrated phrases they are repeating, "This is a stick up!" and another "he is crazy!" and the third "hand over the cash"

[@Jakey_N_Bakey]

Look guys! its live action Rob Lucci!! To quote Luffy: " pigeon man?! What are you doing here?"

[@chamwow168]

That 'knife' he used was probably a cutlass

[@LittleCuddlePrincess]

"and its covered in bullshit" in a literal sense is the funniest thing to me.

[@thejayinator585]

“The stand user could be anyone”

[@etrephesm]

hes so recognizable that when he takes it all off, you cant recognize him

[@LexieEclectic]

That burp sounded like an exorcism.

[@bethmiller7973]

What if the birds are going full ratatouille and the man is just an unwilling participant?

[@blockyoxwinkle5829]

The Bird Bandit gives off Massive One Piece energy.

[@walter-white4641]

Walmart lucci fit goes crazy

[@lou13.v4]

the good thing about goats is they move in a herd its not completely out of the realm of possibility to say they gathered all the goats back.

[@Nicodareus]

Bird dude is like Sneak 1 in skyrim lmao

[@deltaproductions313]

Charlie just can’t help himself and neither can i watching him 😂

[@Poopeh_le_pieux]

It's Eric Andre, BIRD UP !

[@austinayers2509]

I don’t know if Pepperidge Farms remembers them, but they remember Pepperidge Farms

[@cosmiceclipse3142]

The bird bandit is now probably one of my favorite batman villains

[@eazzy5822]

I remember hearing about the assassination thing but I didn't hear the part about it being a prank show thing.

[@greenfox42]

4:03 isn’t that just the half of a “POLICE” decal?? 😂😂😂 lice 😂😂😂

[@birdie_.]

As an owner of 3 parrots, I can confirm this man is the victim and the birds did it! They’re government drones and we are simply just their puppets!

[@ohno3821]

What do you mean. That is his disguise. He trained the birds for months in private just for this moment

[@PsychRick]

That straight up looks like Eric Andre BIRD UP!!!

[@CrispyChips007]

Im no scientist but isnt it not the smartest thing too rob a store with a knife in AMERICA lol

[@shaggytheultimate4460]

We have had a containment breach in the multiverse Rob Lucci has traveled from the one piece verse into the real world

[@Koldchillz410]

It funny imagining the parrots whispering in his ear telling him to commit the crimes lol

[@kolmo3182]

You can always remember this day as the day you met Captain Richard J Mannequin

[@kykipz]

This man was capable of letting birds chill on him, stole from Mcdonalds, and looking like a whole sims townie...he seems chill.

[@joemungus6063]

Would be smart if there weren’t cameras because you would be so fixed on the birds you wouldn’t remember his face as well. There was a case with a bank robber who has a “very unusual tie” lol

[@nopickles420]

Mihawk out here searching for the One Pancake.

[@compatriot852]

Poor guy got lost to the set of One piece

[@WaffleAnEggo]

"Fucking Air Bud couldn't herd these goats back" has me dying

[@spacedinos]

I've seen those goats in real life, its bizarre because you'll just be in a normal sf urban neighborhood and you'll find a huge heard roaming a random empty plot of land. They use them to clear weeds and other unwanted foliage. it's a alternative to using like weed killers or manual human labor clear dead grass and stuff.

[@livewiiiiire]

Thinking of hundreds of goats roaming Corte Medera is so funny to me. I used to take care of a herd of goats that were used to clear up plots of land, it's insane how quickly they can clear acres just by eating everything, their pen had to be moved at least once a day to keep up.

[@Bidmartinlo]

The bull car is just such a huge traffic hazard. You're practically blind to almost everything on your close right. Let's just say that it would not be legal to drive that on public roads in Scandinavia. No way.

[@MightyManCaleb]

These are some Florida crimes

[@ChapoBlanco]

Homeboy got 3 fucking birds, a Hawaiian shirt and wears Slash’s hat 😂😂😂

[@Djmclazer]

I like the implication from charlie that it's like a parrot based ratatouille where they're just making this guy commit crimes

[@PsychicGirl]

They should ask that first guy to play Rob Lucci when they get to Water 7.

[@NaudVanDalen]

7:21 Goat Simulator 4 with multiplayer looks pretty realistic although at low resolution.

[@Goz969]

Can't believe we had Goat Simulator in real life. Truly a day for all to live.

[@1.4142]

1:50 iconic

[@nopickles420]

THAT IS THE BEST SERVICE ANIMAL EVER.

[@duggyfresh8899]

Ok so kind of a crazy way to pull of an assassination. Kinda impressed