These games are so bad they hurt our brains (PART 1) - Game Grumps Compilations

[@GameGrumps]

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[@eathanwinters7737]

GameGrumps dang it and I forced myself to watch ALL of this tonight!! Edit: just realized I'm the first comment... Cool

[@stonedgaming7900]

i got an idea for you guys. i thought of it while consuming some ghost pepper salsa. you dudes should do an episode where you play a hard game WHILE eating increasingly more spicy sauses every time you die, and if you dont .... then you guys iz be pahoosies. ;P

[@Celebratory_Diaper]

@@stonedgaming7900 If they did that while playing Mario Maker 2, they'd be dead

[@gunnarvance4385]

InstaBlaster.

[@CrazeeAdam]

"I can't believe 2 people are playing this at once" has to be one of the best burns on any online multiplayer game.

[@dancingpen3558]

You know it's going to be good when it starts with Sbassbear and then immediately goes into that weird part of the Nancy Drew playthrough.

[@Little1Cave]

Dancing Pen Man the Nancy Drew games are a treasure. Lol

[@dancingpen3558]

@@Little1Cave that they are.

[@BenMarcWilliams]

"that weird part of the Nancy Drew playthrough." ...Are you trying to imply that the rest of the playthrough was even remotely normal?

[@safebox36]

It's been a while since I've watched a compilation, do they commission fans to do them now?

[@Killer_Turnip]

I used to play the shit out of Nancy Drew games with my best friend. So many gems in those games.

[@Prophet_Legacy]

“It’s like the 1800s in this Castlevania game right?” “Yes sir that’s right” “The skeletons probably shouldn’t be on motorcycles right?” “Oh well..... the game shipped yesterday”

[@dowingba]

That's the only thing unrealistic in Castlevania.

[@PassiveWealth]

Crazy thing is I remember playing that game as a kid and thinking it was cool just because I loved the series so much. Some serious rose-colored glasses were being worn 🤣

[@Prophet_Legacy]

Orbitron it was a different time 😂

[@jevilcore]

@@PassiveWealth It IS cool they’re on motorcycles that’s fucking awesome

[@tricolover1347]

@@jevilcore agreed

[@majorastorm]

We need a: "I Survived The Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour" T-Shirt

[@Alizardlovesyou]

Zorastorm 32 yesss!

[@thechevyferrari9559]

Oh god yes

[@ironjellly]

Would the actual backstreet boys sue game grumps...? Are the backstreet boys still like a legal business entity...? Is that even a thing.......???

[@titaniumtreedom]

I wish you guys can finish playing Luigi's Mansion it's been 5 years already and I'm dying see you guys play in, I hope that you can read my message through all best comments, PS you guys make me laugh my ass off

[@jamescanjuggle]

I'm gonna make it myself for myself xD

[@Dilo22]

The absolute funniest GG bits always come from when they're playing games that arent made for their demographic and are usually shit

[@christinaminton8441]

Truly the best way to distract yourself from the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour.

[@jamescanjuggle]

Nothing better than sitting back and relaxing to these buckos

[@moviesovermatterproductions]

👏🏾🌹 well said... very well said😂

[@karakelly7577]

I swear I heard back streets back from outside. I seek shelter

[@oscarpines7927]

You sir, are a Certified Lad now.

[@phaedraremington6247]

Dude, a distraction from life itself.

[@natalieieie]

And then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up, and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed.

[@Bumbledette]

Do you want a popsicle??

[@mrsejanoz523]

Long story short - missed.

[@madelinegarber7860]

And then I woke up. And I had a popsicle stick in my mouth. That bit had me rolling.

[@xxselenaxx2142]

This being the start of the episode hurt me

[@rylanandersson]

boy it's crazy how many likes a comment can get by just repeating a bit from the show.

[@moltenflames1750]

"How diD yOu geT fiRsT!!??" "They gave it to me. White privilege baby" And this will always maintain my reasoning for liking their content lmao

[@benjio8294]

So many race jokes in that baby game and somehow they are all in pretty good taste while still being extremely hilarious. The comment he makes about fast twitch muscle fibers kill me too

[@BannanaOnFloor]

Their race jokes always seem to be making fun of racism more than anything

[@Cublex]

Suddenly oddly topical

[@Venomonomonom]

Danny Glover

[@Kaptnkey]

@@benjio8294 I had tears in my eyes when he mentioned fast twitch muscle fibers, I use it all the time when I’m talking about myself to my white friends, it makes me laugh every time.

[@redhawk3385]

I miss the days where they would pick garbage like this off their shelf and play it

[@daveredding631]

I mean, I liked the Nancy drew games...

[@davidhale2682]

Me too, I thin they mentioned at some point the views are more consistent with better know titles and that they want to be able to support the company

[@adamdecoder1]

Everyone knows the quality of GG episodes is inversely proportional to the quality of the game they're playing

[@Ozymand1as2688]

adamdecoder1 this'll henceforth be known as Adam's Law of Grumps

[@Cookie-fe7mn]

This is the most true rule of game grumps I've ever heard

[@kanevivi]

And everyone feels like drugs dont even have to get involved, but it makes you feel like drugs were involved.

[@destrious8133]

There are a few exceptions, however, such as Bloodborne or Battle Kid (which I think isn't that awful, just super fuckin hard)

[@luxshard1973]

@@destrious8133 Bloodborne hard, never thought I'd see someone say that about the easiest of the soulsborne series.

[@buggie0002]

Literally no matter how many times I hear these bits I will still laugh so hard I cry

[@thedragonreaper]

i went to hit the like button i missed.

[@DatsdumbOk]

Oh hey I just finished Part 5

[@hiraethcity]

im in tears rn

[@buggie0002]

@@DatsdumbOk aw nice!!

[@MFBeybladers]

@@thedragonreaper I woke up with a pop sicle stick in my mouth.

[@LycanLink]

Their cloaca song has to be in my top five of all their "maybe this bit is too long" bits, right up there with bits like Ivan's favorite things and "I fired and I missed."

[@Meh2752]

I thought this was a 10 minute power hour for a second

[@paigesanderson1690]

Luke Cahill me too I was very confused for a minute lmao

[@Retro_Static]

Too much Arin on screen and too little of the game grumps logo

[@PrinzAviator]

I was like, "Wait, is it Monday already?"

[@mordi17]

Same

[@bloopydoopy-v7]

"And I fired and I missed" This is still such a great comedy line of Arin and Dan (edited: >w< sorry didn't mean to leave Dan out) 😂😂 love it so much

[@ScottDavid7]

But... Dan started it

[@bloopydoopy-v7]

@@ScottDavid7 oh okay thanks I edit it in

[@arialta]

Cute.

[@questionabletoast9346]

I am so so happy it started with that.

[@marsbar525]

*Me Innocently sipping water* Arin: Or as I like to call it, the Placenter Me: *Spits water all over my computer screen* Thanks Arin! :)

[@huntywiz5636]

How does one drink water deceitfully?

[@JS-lk1ut]

@@huntywiz5636 I'm sure I could find a way

[@mysticflower7795]

J S *sips water with malicious intent*

[@Confetti_Head_Gore]

15:18 for any scrollers in the comments lol

[@jasenaleman1006]

Confetti_Head_Gore thank you

[@xeno_zero2303]

"I had a dream I was firing at something, I missed" my favorite line

[@c0deerror]

"I had hit something but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed" had me in tears😂

[@sluckett21]

Opening on "i fired." I couldnt watch the rest i was laughing to hard... so i guess "i missed" most of ths video

[@kookykritter2912]

3:45 So predators usually have their eyes on the front of their faces while prey animals usually have theirs on the sides of their face. So according to the laws of nature, unlike every other elephant ever, that elephant is a carnivore Unless i am just a fool to the ways of nature, which is very possible...

[@courtneywilliams634]

YeeHawMacaw I think you are correct😂

[@ferociousfeind8538]

Herbivores need to have constant surveillance for predators, while carnivores need to be able to spot and pinpoint prey- constant 360° surveillance isn't necessary on predators. So yes, that elephant is a meat-eating monstrosity. Animals that both need to hunt and avoid being hunted often have eyes which can see a lot of their surroundings at once, while also having a little bit of overlap for binocular vision.

[@BenMarcWilliams]

@@ferociousfeind8538 Specifically, predators need their eyes in front for the improved depth perception that binocular vision affords. When your food moves around and can run away, it's important to be able to accurately judge distances so that you know if you're close enough to your prey to pounce, or if you need to sneak closer before making your move. Anyway... this elephant has a crippling deformity that would assuredly get it killed in the wild.

[@Abdega]

@@BenMarcWilliams Elephant: Deformity? No my friend. I am the big boi. I’m the one who *EATS!* *OMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

[@breadcrust4006]

No no, you’re right, the game makers just made an abomination

[@dudemanmccool7323]

So since the grumps say they’re continuing old series does that mean we can get a continuation of garfield and the threat of the space lasagna?

[@ArynBendah]

Screw that, I want a Week of Garfield

[@JustAnotherAlex]

Oh nononononono....no just no

[@pierson974]

Jose Lara-Pina what did I say about dont? Oh that’s right dont

[@slipperyquark3885]

No. We need Dog Island.

[@dtoons1100]

JUST... -don’t-. And by that I mean yes, they need to finish the game

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

34:00 I lowkey love how they switch between phrygian and a blues scale when singing the saga of birdpooping on statues xD

[@PassiveWealth]

Dan: "Have you ever gone like, 2 months without sex and..." Me, going on 2 years now: HAHAHAHA good one Dan

[@sacrilegiousboi]

10

[@loganwynn2337]

can't miss something you've never had

[@bloomontoyou1408]

20 yrs

[@alexandravalentin707]

27 years and still going

[@alexandravalentin707]

@@loganwynn2337 I get you, bruh

[@JohnnyDee.]

Danny and Arnold: **Climbs in and out of the wrestling ring rope** Me: **Happy Compilation Noises**

[@remoryu]

are you trying to convince me that the nancy drew game was *bad?* ludicrous

[@bethanyclaire4926]

Rosie M White wolf itself? No. The Wii version of White Wolf though? ABSOLUTE garbage

[@myra_4]

You kinda missed your shot on a good joke there... ... wait

[@LaineMann]

Yup. Not crazy about the PC version to begin with, but at least that works properly

[@kennaisatlas8323]

The original Nancy drew games WERE pretty bad, looking back now as an adult. But I still love all of them lol. The Wii version though? Horrendous. 😂

[@jamiesbooksandstuff]

Danny’s laugh at 12:00 gave me so much life 🥰

[@TomDarkwulf87]

I was taking a drink and almost choked

[@Venomonomonom]

CHAN

[@DreamRealitii]

42:42 - Arin doing a Scooby voice sounds like Old Markiplier.

[@WompaStomp85421]

in the last 4 years, I met the love of my life, had my first born son, married his mother, conceived my second son, found out my wife had an affair while pregnant with that child, that child was born in the middle of this pandemic, civil courts shut down before I could file for divorce, and she is now becoming domestically violent while stuck in lockdown with her....the discovery of game grumps and neebs gaming at the beginning of this adventure of mine has given me the only positive release and genuine smiles besides my beautiful sons...I fucking love you guys and owe you all every stitch of what sanity I have left....thank you

[@11thWonderCinema]

46:45 That's an elk bugling and it's the coolest sound in the world

[@mrjotz]

The "missed" bit gets me every time. It may be my favorite Game Grumps bit in all of Game Grumps history.

[@isaaca.garcia8958]

They say he still firing and missing to this day...

[@jacksfacts20]

@4:40 AFTER YEARS OF SEARCHING FOR THAT CLIP I FINALLY FOUND IT. WHY DID I THINK IT WAS FROM MARIO 64???

[@TheFunDimension]

So I tried to write a comment, but I missed. Then I tried again, and I missed again. I passed out, I woke up with a cupcake in my mouth... you guys can continue.

[@suplol1305]

Then I typed again, but I missed :'(

[@sillygirlviolet]

I tried to press the submit button, but I missed, I woke up with a hot dog in my mouth, I enjoyed the hot dog and thanked the guy who I bought it from

[@Stefanie3014]

.

[@caatko1388]

I found this comment and tried to take the cupcake, but I slipped and I missed

[@Stefanie3014]

I kind of missed the point.

[@danstiver9135]

19:11 Arin will never figure out what a limerick actually is.

[@OHG_Fawx]

Dan: "Have you ever had sex after like 2 months of nothing and its just like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Arin: "Oh Dan, never get married.

[@Kaybug150]

I've played "Nancy Drew" computer games since I was fourteen. I'll be thirty this year, and I still love them. They are fantastic games. That being said, "White Wolf of Icicle Creek" on the Wii was easily the weakest title. :P

[@kennaisatlas8323]

But have you ever tried playing the Warnings at Waverly Academy on the DVD player?!? That’s the WORST port of a Nancy drew game in existence. It made the Wii version look fully functional. 😂

[@NoNameDaGuy]

00:00 So is this what the Scout "I missed" thing came from?

[@LionessPaladin]

"Just 'cause I'm El Loco, doesn't mean I'm a train!"

[@virtualboyscout4416]

the old Nancy drew playthrough is still one of my ultimate favs

[@benjaminfarias9169]

5:13 I've never seen their minute to win it series, and I still can't, because I'm still laughing my ass off at this scene.

[@ninjapuppy18]

"And then I fired and then I missed" is one of my favorite game grumps bits ever. Never ceases to make me lmao

[@Knitsteelland]

Incidentally, these are some of my favorites from over the years.

[@thrashdagnarz8103]

Everytime I see your uploads, I grab my snacks and forget my plans throughout the whole day

[@Whunter20th]

Just wanted to take some time to thank the GameGrumps and team. Your content has helped me through tough times. I appreciate all of your hard work. I hope you all are safe in these difficult times. Wishing you love and courage.

[@doma3554]

It's hard to put into words the feeling that Arin is having here in order for the words to come out this way, but it's so funny. 14:32

[@Sasha-up9er]

"this date could use a little more excitement" JACKIE CHAN STUNTMASTER

[@ravenyangluciferinfinite536]

The FIRED THEN I MISSED bit always gets me and makes me laugh everytime

[@ShenZxro]

A game grumps compilation on my birthday? THANK YOU LORD

[@lasagnaamirightgamers7743]

Happy birthday 🍰🎂🎉🎈

[@ericjohnston7403]

Happy Birthday pal

[@DereckRipsTCG]

Shen happy birthday bro!

[@Alizardlovesyou]

Shen Happy Birthday co-GG Fan! We are god people

[@Webbdawg]

Happy birthday! 🎉🎉

[@SpiderMonkey20s]

I forgot how much I love the line "... look at her huge disgusting everything chicken else."

[@RoxasXIII]

The Actress who plays Barbie in that game plays Jessie in Final Fantasy 7 Remake. Arin is also in that game.

[@itsasquid]

That's Jessie!

[@AdiG1]

Holy shit. Arin was in Barbie?

[@CrazeeAdam]

That is amazing. Jessie's actress is pretty known in anime and games too. Wonder if he knew it was her

[@Gormbauer]

Jessie, we have to cook.

[@lucidnightmare0014]

You know your getting a quality compilation when it starts out with hte "i fired and i missed" bit

[@sebastiangheoldea1295]

Omg.....watching compilations every night till i fall asleep..and knowing them word by word..is the best feeling in the world....thx Game Grumps for existing😂❤❤❤

[@alanschmitt9865]

When the video OPENS with that Nancy Drew bit, you know you're in for a wild fuckin' ride.

[@nintendsoad]

Everytime I listen to the popsicle bit I falsely remember a joke where Arin says "I attempted to lick the popsicle...and I missed"

[@Rpodnee]

Dan beholding the horrible computer players: Did you create these people? Arin: NO! WHY WOULD I CREATE THESE PEOPLE?

[@Greywaren24]

"I missed" is probably my favorite Grumps moment of all time, so this is the perfect way to start.

[@naytan2150]

at first i laughed at myself pronouncing it jac-queely-nee but the danny glover comment made it so much better

[@getsetready]

The worm in the apple holy shit it absolutely killed me, my chest hurts so much

[@Robinjhoe1]

Not gonna lie. The deer silently dying without getting shot a second time really got me at the end.

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

It astounds me how accurate Arin's Diners Drive Ins and Dives impression is

[@karissa3283]

I’m just giggling about how blown away you guys were due to an elk call LOL

[@DOGPISSS666]

The thumbnail had me convinced that this was going to be a 'nobody wants to touch Arin's controller' compilation.

[@grfrjiglstan]

49:30 Then I fired, and I missed. I fired again, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed.

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

The cheerleading song gets me every single time. I was DED laughing at it at 12:00 am

[@RayDayPlays]

im only 6 minutes in and I am in TEARS. thanks for this ♥

[@MoonBootsvlog]

Had to spend my night bored in an ER bed, this video got me trough the better half of it bc, thanks guys

[@ceceliakittyface5301]

14:51 This always makes me laugh so hard 😆

[@littlefunkyraccoon]

Had another popsicle but I missed

[@GEEKFREAK02]

Then i fired again, then i missed

[@theamericanyoutuber]

16:19 (literally) When your friend cracks a joke and you just took a sip of water.

[@legendarymudkip2096]

The worm in the apple loading screen is what finally broke me

[@Custer_X]

One of my favorite moments of GameGrumps

[@Nigrevillian1998]

Same arin can literally make any noise and ill laugh

[@LanePitt]

I'd love to see that in an out-of-context themed video or compilation! Arin's talented voice impressions are funny, but the sounds he makes with his mouth make me laugh so hard I can't breathe!

[@GuitarSlayer136]

"Fired and I Missed" hasn't aged a second.

[@st0gnini]

So umm.. 48:25.. This is a self reminder to when im sad.. Thank you dan for your wise words..

[@CosmiKazie]

29:40 I use Dan's line so often now because of this. It's too good to go to waste.

[@Bunbiichuffn]

"Just because I'm El Loco doesn't mean I can't be a train" fucking KILLED me

[@yeahman6907]

Arin’s mumbling at 14:35 always kills me

[@ThaBigJ]

I don’t know why but the worm flying through the apple with Arins mushy noises KILLED ME i haven’t laughed that hard ina while 😂

[@HexIsme]

Game Grumps are always at their best when the games are at their worst.

[@WhiteDeath512]

"You got me to 2.9, eat my finger!" Poor timing for me to sip my coffee

[@bearhugsleafbugs]

Brilliant beginning clip. I love it so much.

[@Juggs009]

That worm in apple bit freaking kills me every time 😂

[@emmaw2075]

I loved this comp!! Thank you for uploading

[@DehydratedRaccoon]

🎵I can't feel my brain when I watch Grumps, but I love it 🎵

[@Proud_of_Yourself]

The second Dan and Arin brought up Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives I put it on the tv, and I know they're joking, but let me just say that the show is fun to watch and the food Guy shows looks very tasty!

[@CiaphasKirby]

Dungeons and Diners and Dragons and Drive Ins and Dives is a nice show, but Arin's impression is pretty dead on.

[@endless_del]

i thought this said the food guy looks very tasty

[@XCAltoona]

The man has his culinary credentials

[@_DJDamion]

great compilation of some of my fave moments! Too much to take in, can not single out anything due to how much is here. My god you two are hilarious. I’m supposed to be asleep damnit!

[@livster187]

32:40 when I heard Arin say this my brain goes *"is it fat enough?"*

[@DonJavisLover]

*when I throw it back, is it fast enough?*

[@MissBuyNLarge]

26:58 never have I wanted so badly to see who was on the other side of a random internet matchup I just really hope the other person playing was having as much fun as Arin and Dan were

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Solid compilation, pretty much all hilarious moments. Part 2 needs to have the beginning of that Everything game where the deer is flipping at 90 degree angles, shit was hysterical.

[@AdenMal]

They brang back all there funniest memes from back in the day

[@ItsJustAGuy]

"this date could use a little more excitement-" Cuts to Jackie Chan stunt man "WOAH WOAH"

[@natec8435]

A bunch of us have been commenting this on your videos: When this whole thing is over, make an, "I survived the backstreet boys reunion tour" t-shirt

[@Benry87]

Watching Dan and Arin fumble their way through the famed Fire Pro series (which has super esoteric controls, but is widely regarded as one of the best wrestling games out there) was both hilarious and painful

[@MooseyFate100]

Seeing Ishii in a Game Grumps video feels cursed

[@lionofdemise]

Imagine party babies is one of their hidden gems. John Ood had a good video till it was taken down

[@brookebrown2812]

I love you guys when I have a bad day you guys turn that right around.

[@pierson974]

I have a weird recurring dream that Dan & Arin show up at my house to record grumps. Man I wish that would happen just once

[@sunshinekid022]

8:24 I really appreciate the “will you help me plant my corn” reference. I had to show my friend the short it’s from. I was like did they just say will you help me plant my corn and my friend was like, what are you saying. Everyone should watch it. “Wise Little Hen” (it’s Donald ducks first appearance!)

[@brockhelm4158]

Just Monika. Just Monika. Just Monika💀😎🔥 lol he did the robot voice and thats all i could think of😂😂 too funny

[@matthewroddick9737]

Still my favourite moment from Scooby-Doo Cyberchase was Arin's self-confidence moment followed immediately by death. Arin: "Check this out, Shaggy, more like...alright."

[@Jwarrior987]

The barbie glam and groom pup parts NEED to be animated! XD

[@caatko1388]

That cloaca song gets more and more chaotic, I love love love it

[@maydaykatsukoriam7987]

"I fired and I missed" 😂😂😂☂️ God dammit that just sent me all over again

[@MsMommaTigress]

The farting worm bit ALWAYS gets me. I cry and laugh like a lunatic EVERY TIME! XD