These Games Got Weird FAST - 3 Random Games

[@karmaakabane8261]

Zoe: I'm giving you this dangerous knowledge of how to manipulate me- Cap: **CRIMINAL MIND INTENSIFIES**

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

*PAYDAY 2 SOUNDTRACK INTENSIFIES*

[@Toxin_Globe]

@@wheeleekwazee1641 lol

[@BigBackZach619]

It should be Zoe: I'm giving you this dangerous knowledge of how to manipulate me- Cap: Help me spell penis.

[@karmaakabane8261]

@Joseph Mbogmasse **Escapist Mind Intensifies**

[@Lesandu_Rin]

Speaking of karma here he is

[@abrawlhallaaddictv2.082]

Cap: **thinks about making 3 random games merch** Literally everyone: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@djalexander7723]

I know what I'm wasting my money on

[@certifiedfurry]

Another unpredictable part about this series isnt the games, its the adjective you use to describe it

[@beatrizsimoes177]

Yes

[@maskedweavile7724]

*claps* nice pun

[@your_localsunshine_.]

Hii

[@lauranguyen7074]

“I spoke too soon when I said you were gross,” *Captain Sauce 2021*

[@flashlp3001]

Well, i guess it is better than "Spit-bucket-searching-for-something"

[@rnbri1]

Mmm

[@amogussss5202]

Its here 24:00

[@seanbuckley7964]

"I'am an actual badass" Cap after hitting a child so hard they started bleeding

[@narc2.036]

Jelly bones

[@sgtroggy7212]

Are you Irish?

[@Wangieboy]

Jelly child

[@webkarma9654]

My happiness is immeasurable and my day is perfect.

[@Leo-gv4pz]

I very much agree

[@reihera]

same

[@k9t0nk]

Ikr

[@DrMosseeay]

:D

[@demonic_7260]

I know the nostalgia that reminds you of older captain sauce videos

[@philipo.9314]

"While walking home, a bus crashes into you, killing you." *Well this went from 0-100 real quick.*

[@lloydlandrum3040]

And that means time to be reincarnated.. if you don't get the reference a common manga and anime trope is when a person gets hit by a vehicle(usually a specific kind) reincarnation/reborn in another world happens

[@k9t0nk]

The bus went from 100 to 0 real quick

[@Dogprofile]

And god know that bus can’t do it but if you do 100-0 it shows how alive you are

[@sussybaka1095]

Lloyd Landrum the weebs are online again

[@pandora0016]

@@k9t0nk I was about to say that lmao

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Cap: *gets a good life* Bridge of Life: *opens coffin* Alright, get in.

[@karmaakabane8261]

**Coffin Dance Music Intensifies**

[@redbloodblade7179]

Cap:dies God:alright you can go home now.

[@karmaakabane8261]

@@redbloodblade7179 Devil: You're gonna stay here for eternity- wait, Cap? Oh, sorry, you can go home now. Edit: Wait, Henry? lol I never though I'd see you here.

[@secretbaguette]

"I can spell out the word penis" Dear god.

[@krazyjinx3928]

Yes he can

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

there’s more

[@tru3846]

@@NeedyBoBeedy No...

[@quintinnowak-wolff7658]

@@NeedyBoBeedy you beat me to it

[@secretbaguette]

@@tru3846 In this bucket, is the final wish of every man here.

[@gm9413]

"I don't know how life works I'm bad at it" quote of the year

[@cheesemonkey442]

Fun fact: the second game is how Cap met his girlfriend and had their first date

[@Dancing-Bomb]

Really??

[@16thnotegaming16]

@@Dancing-Bomb no, its a joke... Hopefully

[@amiwillis2836]

.

[@AwesomeStudios10]

Fun fact: If you say fun fact people will read it carefully.

[@papaj2]

@@AwesomeStudios10 fun fact: he's right

[@ShawnRover]

Cap: says something funny Everyone: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

[@Idk-nz8it]

So everything he says is funny

[@joat6774]

Noted.

[@john1691]

You could make a whole playscript listing all the funny things Cap says, it's just a lot

[@emeraldofdoom3188]

"I dont want a sample of your meat, sir" -Captainsauce 2021

[@blockcat6665]

Nobody: Captain-sauce : time for a weird thumbnail

[@runitsacow]

The game’s weirdness: *GAS GAS GAS, IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*

[@rexjolles]

Not funny didn't laugh

[@goodday435]

@@rexjolles it was pretty funny

[@Chingus621]

@@rexjolles and then there’s chunky he’s dead

[@MutantBlake]

I thought she was going to say "hey toss it in me" but apparently not. -Captainsauce 2021

[@zandercampbell4845]

I wonder if there going to be any more content like go simulator or the contact

[@crimson2188]

2:26 My school has a teacher everyone calls “Dr. Shmitler”

[@noobgod4272]

Lemme guess, he has the mustache?

[@crimson2188]

@@noobgod4272 I have never seen HER face

[@fancypantsism]

Dr.shmi*wheeze laugh*

[@Hockeybara]

First thing I see fish. Me: *FISH*

[@kingstonlovely7404]

Hot fish~

[@hoddtoward2623]

What edition is this? Extra genetic chernoblification? You got unibrow boy, Roid fish, And a guy who's vocal chords are shaped like index cards

[@GalaxyPrincessK]

I just got out of the shower YES perfect timing.

[@lordfirebomb4323]

Same

[@afkboy5925]

omg same but I have no clothes on do you

[@joekevin7241]

🤦‍♂️@AFK BOY 🤦‍♂️

[@afkboy5925]

@@joekevin7241 oh I take that as a compliment

[@BigBackZach619]

@@afkboy5925 If that was a pickup line that was smooth, but if it wasn't, that was embarrassing.

[@williamhiegel2756]

The Old Man and the sea is a pretty good book, the fish part goes on for a little too long though!

[@stormgate3079]

30 seconds in and we've got a winnet

[@lokii_1159]

Yup I no

[@luckygachacat1902]

Vid says it's been out for 43 mins and yet the comment is 50 mins

[@NitroniumProductions]

0:01 What have I just Witnessed

[@braindeadman1829]

Watching the third game without sound was... an experience

[@jenniferbingham7038]

"Chubby little weiner fingers" was the best thing I heard all day

[@carrierofplagues]

I’m am currently reading old man in the sea for school currently and I can tell you this is extremely accurate

[@MrBlack0950]

right? like... its weird how close to the plot that game ended up being

[@rexjolles]

From wikipedia: The Old Man and the Sea tells the story of a battle between an aging, experienced fisherman, Santiago, and a large marlin. The story opens with Santiago having gone 84 days without catching a fish, and now being seen as "salao", the worst form of unluckiness. He is so unlucky that his young apprentice, Manolin, has been forbidden by his parents to sail with him and has been told instead to fish with successful fishermen. The boy visits Santiago's shack each night, hauling his fishing gear, preparing food, talking about American baseball and his favorite player, Joe DiMaggio. Santiago tells Manolin that on the next day, he will venture far out into the Gulf Stream, north of Cuba in the Straits of Florida to fish, confident that his unlucky streak is near its end. On the eighty-fifth day of his unlucky streak, Santiago takes his skiff into the Gulf Stream, sets his lines and by noon, has his bait taken by a big fish that he is sure is a marlin. Unable to haul in the great marlin, Santiago is instead pulled by the marlin, and two days and nights pass with Santiago holding onto the line. Though wounded by the struggle and in pain, Santiago expresses a compassionate appreciation for his adversary, often referring to him as a brother. He also determines that, because of the fish's great dignity, no one shall deserve to eat the marlin. On the third day, the fish begins to circle the skiff. Santiago, worn out and almost delirious, uses all his remaining strength to pull the fish onto its side and stab the marlin with a harpoon. Santiago straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and heads home, thinking about the high price the fish will bring him at the market and how many people he will feed. On his way in to shore, sharks are attracted to the marlin's blood. Santiago kills a great mako shark with his harpoon, but he loses the weapon. He makes a new harpoon by strapping his knife to the end of an oar to help ward off the next line of sharks; five sharks are slain and many others are driven away. But the sharks keep coming, and by nightfall the sharks have almost devoured the marlin's entire carcass, leaving a skeleton consisting mostly of its backbone, its tail, and its head. Santiago knows that he is destroyed and tells the sharks of how they have killed his dreams. Upon reaching the shore before dawn on the next day, Santiago struggles to his shack, carrying the heavy mast on his shoulder, leaving the fish head and the bones on the shore. Once home, he slumps onto his bed and falls into a deep sleep. A group of fishermen gather the next day around the boat where the fish's skeleton is still attached. One of the fishermen measures it to be 18 feet (5.5 m) from nose to tail. Pedrico is given the head of the fish, and the other fishermen tell Manolin to tell the old man how sorry they are. Tourists at the nearby café mistakenly take it for a shark. The boy, worried about the old man, cries upon finding him safe asleep and at his injured hands. Manolin brings him newspapers and coffee. When the old man wakes, they promise to fish together once again. Upon his return to sleep, Santiago dreams of his youth-of lions on an African beach.

[@nk3049]

Holy shit that some bigballs right there

[@yves_23]

The swordfish makes me so sad 😭

[@mipstar0639]

It gave me COVID

[@emmanuelplaysroblox]

he had a sack

[@emmanuelplaysroblox]

@Egg T bring him back

[@ombaaa]

3 random games is my 2nd fav series on this channel

[@ragingpros3755]

Whats your first?

[@ombaaa]

@@ragingpros3755 TABS

[@iisbeyeeting4737]

Is the first TABS?

[@ragingpros3755]

@@ombaaa ah yes me too!

[@MoonBase-]

These videos are the ones I look forward to on a bad day, I love these videos, they’re so funny and make me laugh

[@thereapingracoon4620]

“Stop quoting sentences from videos” -me

[@secretbaguette]

But the; "I can spell the word penis" is too good not to.

[@hoodiedagamer17]

How can you not quote that? Also that’s never going to stop

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

“No” -me

[@thereapingracoon4620]

@UN Owen bruh

[@maddoxcilbrith3682]

I like how his achievment for the life simulator was "Satan"

[@crystalguru350]

“I don’t know how life works I’m not good at it” -CaptainSauce 2021

[@messitallweird9837]

3 random games. The best series of all series.

[@pogsmile3515]

When she said “I’ll trust you’ll use it well” we all knew Capt wouldent do that, u should have seen that side glare

[@Jerrythecloaker]

I love that 3 random games voice and jingle

[@Fire-hr2vv]

Cap awesome content I can’t imagine how much fun this video was to make and so I say thank you for giving all of us an amazing laugh!

[@goodday435]

Cmon u can't use all the letters of the alphabet on your first try

[@danieldonnert3747]

"The Old Man and the Sea" is nothing like that. I mean, there is an old man, the sea, a fish, and a shark, but... they're not the same entity. It's Hemmingway, not Lovecraft.

[@anonymousperson6228]

Yeah, but... it’s clearly based off of the book.

[@SarmInTheHat7030]

I have no idea what you talking about this exactly like the story

[@rexjolles]

Its a marlin not s shark

[@danieldonnert3747]

@@rexjolles Correct, the fish is a marlin, not a shark. It gets eaten by a shark and never makes it back to shore. When I consider that and describe this game in the vaguest terms possible, the book and the game are identical.

[@MrBlack0950]

the lion is the only one im having a hard time placing, because if i recall all the sealife shown were parts of the plot, they just werent... elderly body builders... I think i recall a part about an arm wrestling match going on for several hours too, but that mightve been another book i was forced to read instead of binging my 5th childrens fantasy novel series, so i think the whole gameplay is also weirdly enough from the book too

[@avexon6365]

“I spoke to soon when i said you were gross” -Every girl i ever talked to

[@elimcgamerguy]

oof size: supreme

[@Richforce1]

You want a random game? Try "Cats on Mars", now that is random.

[@gamingwithbutter4045]

Girl: "my weakness is". Cap: " your weakness is peen".

[@gamingwithbutter4045]

I avoid hate like how Cap should of avoided that bus

[@gamingwithbutter4045]

I'm 15 and sound like a newborn

[@masha26th]

for those wondering at the end of the old man club. When he wrestled the shark, said sharks (presumably) brother was sneaking around in the back round and had a little snack. called the swordfish.

[@LSG_28]

This is what everyone is like during quarantine

[@sushipoint5760]

One captinsauce video a day keeps the depression away

[@fuckof5157]

So true

[@theonetv5588]

Zoe: I trust you'll use it well. Cap: 👀... Anyway.

[@biscuitdag7695]

"Did that lose me happiness? Confidence? I don't know how life works i'm bad at it." Cap is confirmed a robot.

[@san6292]

Me looking at the muscular animals. "Oh hell no." Also me "HOT."

[@karmaakabane8261]

Animals: *_Let Us Play The Hand Game_*

[@ianblair783]

The cold open activated my fight or flight response

[@Ryuu28_voidgames]

To whomever reads this I hope you have a wonderful and good day!

[@JetonDedushi]

U to thanks

[@crazyrat1487]

Day 12 of asking CaptainSauce to play my faction in tabs called “Halfling People “

[@choreographerjaedon2455]

Pj

[@ianblair783]

Game 1: fun little life sim Game 2: wholesome dating sim with an interesting mechanic Game 3: activates the fight or flight response

[@lampostMan]

I like how captainsauce has had an actual girlfriend for 11 years but he plays games like this

[@tornado9560]

The first game made me want to watch Cap’s Kindergarten series again.

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Same

[@ohno5488]

When one finger isn't enough to please her: 23:01

[@jackgeorge9478]

Zoe: “I trust you’ll use it well” Cap: *knowing glance at webcam*

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

Hey captain sauce, can you please play my campaign called "defend ze bard!" I worked really hard on it and have been asking you to play it for a while now!

[@cooldude2722]

Did you use the correct Win Condition?

[@johndavidson1562]

Try asking him on Twitter. Chances are he will see it and might reply.

[@JarateMaster]

4:53 jellybean's childhood

[@mayhemdevil7059]

Now we get to be mr.cleans lost Ukrainian cousin CaptainSauce 2021

[@secretbaguette]

Ukranian

[@cookier995]

Me: *has a bad day* Cap: We don't do that around here

[@_AgentGoose_]

Everybody: Quick think of something funny to say

[@unuviolcr6706]

ummmm funny word

[@assassinmaster3419]

Cap: Says just the two of us while playing a dating game Me: remembers the DDLC song "JUST THE TWO OF US!"

[@ahappyaccident7879]

Alernate title: Cap discovers he’s a furry

[@rexjolles]

No go away

[@ahappyaccident7879]

@@rexjolles no u

[@Corrupted_dreamer]

18:33 he blushed I see some thing pink on that face

[@Cheesecake_lover360]

I feel like his cheeks are always rosy

[@codmobilebruhmoments1083]

When I see you post:AW SH*T HERE WE GO AGAIN

[@finlaymcneil]

It feels like ages since he has done a three random games.

[@whybecause4202]

Holy crap the intro is ughhhh gives me nightmares

[@sovietshrek2518]

MEGA

[@whybecause4202]

DESK

[@brandedbrandt4854]

I have read the old man and the sea and it’s not like that it’s more poetic

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

0:00 the Gatling gulls distant cousin

[@apocalypseking6839]

I love the intro to three random games it’s just so cool and so funny

[@blockcat6665]

Me sees thumbnail me: oh no

[@blockcat6665]

@Egg T there unsettling

[@rararahmen8164]

If anything they are majestic

[@purplestone6872]

1:15 Fun fact: that school bully is actually buggs

[@Nothing-kv5om]

:0

[@nateimnotgonnasaythat2624]

Do you know what else is fast? Me clicking the notification and commenting.

[@hellcat1827]

3 random games from Captain Sauce is the best memes for me.

[@DOARetr0]

Fun fact: people who read this didn’t watch the vid like me YET.

[@typowyanonim5390]

Kinda true

[@thedootlord]

Unless its the comment you see when clicking the vid

[@awoodenplank]

Not true lol

[@tropicalbytsanity7845]

Yes

[@PikachuYoutuber.]

Fun fact: nobody cares and u also obviously took this from another person's comment

[@giovanni9986]

The dating game has summarized my entire experience with girls

[@slim4o8z]

i didn't know fish could grow hair, let alone have a massive bulge like that

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Me nethier

[@jaym8299]

More of 3 Random Games Please!

[@zelfram6856]

I was sooooo totally first like there's no way someone could comment before me right? That's just impossible

[@wyattnovak6310]

Yoy were not first

[@zelfram6856]

@@wyattnovak6310 no way that's impossible how could i of all people not be first i eat sleep and breath captainsause its the name of my favorite cereal (this is not a sus comment to all people who don't know what jokes are)

[@wyattnovak6310]

@@zelfram6856 you were not first sorry to break it to ya

[@ANKYLOVER3647]

@@zelfram6856 I was just starting that regiment YET IT WONT WORK! Oh no what can I do now

[@thecheddarman2863]

I love the three random games series. I've watched all of them and I just want to say, thank you for making these videos, they make my day.

[@celtic4679]

E

[@jorgerico2766]

Mmmm

[@nk3049]

Mmmmm

[@jorgerico2766]

Mmmmmmmm

[@ColeIsTheBest]

𝐌𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦

[@ANKYLOVER3647]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@skdragon7620]

Caps videos make my day i hope he enjoys making them as much as i love watching them

[@yanselalmodovar918]

21:52 That moment you realize Cap is arm wrestling with his left hand.

[@loltroll-op5id]

I love the fact that he looks at the camera at 18:29 knowing that we are thinking the same thing

[@fuinharlz]

"I don't know how life works, I'm bad at it" - says the guy who works playing video-games while recording comical videos for youtube - sir, you'r not bad in life, you won life!

[@ghalind]

Hey Sauce! I've noticed that it's been a while since you've played any SCP related stuff, so I'm going to suggest SCP: Containment Breach. It's a really cool game, and I would like to hear your commentary. Have a good day!

[@adellerobson8170]

Three random games would make amazing merch

[@midnightnovelist1116]

"Dear Jesus!!! The wobbling!!!" Captain Sauce 2021

[@CritterVidss]

Please play the coin game again there has been a whole lot more added

[@reihera]

This brings me great joy

[@Mr.mistake64]

Cap you have helped me so much thru my quarantine

[@jaythewize5819]

LOVE YALL!!!!

[@joywonder5830]

This episode of 3 Random Games was really good keep up the work Captain

[@lDRKOl]

Happy 2 mil sauce I've been waiting for u to hit it❤️

[@chassismaxmis2845]

This man has the memory of a gold fish that has dementia

[@metrux321]

This was a good episode, two games that I could play to kill time, and a strange old man fish zone.

[@SmudgyBert]

I hope captain sauce lives forever I will never forget him

[@Catto51]

The series is back yay

[@deepwatersgf]

Since 3 random games is what hooked me on this channel, I would love to have the option of a shirt, but if 100% cotton isn't an option I'll have to admire it from afar.

[@GRPNW]

this is my favorite series.