"I promise fucking, I deliver cmon man" losing is a crime
@FranXiT6 ай бұрын
8 PEOPLE JACKING AT ONCE? WHAT IS THIS, A DISCORD CALL? wait..
@timemaster316 ай бұрын
Stay pegged
@captainchara16 ай бұрын
Stay pegged
@0scarWalsh6 ай бұрын
We making it out the gooncave with this one
@vmp9166 ай бұрын
Mom found the goon box
@idsappples6 ай бұрын
I forget Nl has like 400000 connections
@Steineru_kun6 ай бұрын
8 people jackbox pog
@just_a_yokai11036 ай бұрын
pogbox 8 jack people
@marshalllenhart79236 ай бұрын
The cave person disrespect is INSANE. They were not savage bloodthirsty animals 😂
@HerOwnKnife2 ай бұрын
the cavemen were more chill than these eight arguing over that prompt
@Donovarkhallum6 ай бұрын
Malf brain is uncomprehendable. The pile of hammers joke from nl was so true.
@wyldenites6 ай бұрын
Holy brsh - Over 2k people have jacked their box in under an hour
@thegrandwombat87976 ай бұрын
That's got me pegged out of my gourd
@AshlynOne6 ай бұрын
Matches being #1 might be the most painful thing I have ever seen. You can start what, 30 fires? Congrats. They can already start fires. You know what gets more than 30 uses? Everything on that list except candy. Lmfao.
@DraconicCatgirl6 ай бұрын
Matches being No.1 HAD to be Chat as a Collective Entity just shitposting right? Surely, surely that many people didn’t think “hm yes show them how we have fire on demand” right, right???
@Durzaka6 ай бұрын
Matches at number 1 is insanity. But Candy, Sharpie, and Flashlight are all awful choices as well. And fucking Cave men had tools, so a hammer is literally nothing, and a knife is just very fancy form of what they already have. Everything here is fucking a bad choice, but the 4 finite ones are far and away the worst.
@0scarWalsh6 ай бұрын
@@Durzaka nah flashlight has the highest chance of getting you worshipped and it's not even close
@ButIMustScream6 ай бұрын
0@@DraconicCatgirl
@TheRedzeth6 ай бұрын
It's not what is the most useful in the ice age, it's what impresses the caveman the most without them trying to kill you. The other side of the prompt is what would you bring to defend yourself against caveman in which case both the hammer and knive are valid options. Portable instant fire in the coldest time on earth ever seems like a pretty solid way to be seen as god for them. Just gotta make it seems like a miracle and see it as 30 miracles to impress caveman instead.
@kylekoger48886 ай бұрын
"you sound like a bug" made me deep belly laugh
@DDRFaQ6 ай бұрын
One day Rob will make an appearance I have faith 👏🙏
@Jamesss66 ай бұрын
Chib Lee nation!!!
@Ze7p6 ай бұрын
49:40 has me in tears. Wtf
@0scarWalsh6 ай бұрын
Was Malf setting up for an Epstein joke at 16:50?
@Blackfrosti6 ай бұрын
I thought it was a 9/11 joke but Epstein works too
@Pyregrammer6 ай бұрын
I thought it was going to be a 9/11 joke personally
@deetsitmeisterjd6 ай бұрын
@@PyregrammerSame thing honestly.
@wurthdurt_6 ай бұрын
7 grown men and a hobbit jack into a bar
@codypavy6 ай бұрын
7 people and 1 egg playing jackbox? My gourd doth overflow with pog
@SapkaliAkif6 ай бұрын
15:00 "Chat, would you still watch my streams if I turned into a worm?"
@matthewhall30206 ай бұрын
“you sound like a bug” sent me to the effing stratosphere
@Random_Fanguy6 ай бұрын
Stay turned for the continuation of the Gay Grocery saga.
@CadoonTube6 ай бұрын
Wow I didn't even know youtube tells you how many seconds ago a video was published if you find it in under a minute,
@Uliftmeup6 ай бұрын
True NL fan detected
@ew8596 ай бұрын
Bemidji is in Minnesota, -2
@gorpazorp73096 ай бұрын
the caveman discourse is insanely funny
@adamthedog16 ай бұрын
not gonna lie. I thought the pottery painting prompt was asking what design you would paint onto some shit. imagine my surprise when 5 streamers agreed theyd paint a picture of a mug on a vase 🤨
@RyeBread2716 ай бұрын
Apollo thinking a human with a kitchen knife stands no chance against the average caveman is extreme anti-recency bias
@Tanzklaue6 ай бұрын
depends. cavemen used tools themselves, and if they have a spear or a ranged weapon, the cavemen will cook you. now put the knife at the end of a stick, we are going somewhere! and of course an unarmed caveman will lose horribly vs an armed modern man. the physiology isn't too different between now and 30k years ago.
@litapd3116 ай бұрын
fr they're not superhumans they're just like, strong dudes
@RyeBread2716 ай бұрын
@@Tanzklaue Oh absolutely on the spears, I was laughing at the part where he said the caveman would just Agent 47 snap your neck instantaneously
@moppr6 ай бұрын
4:42 broke me
@benlavine62596 ай бұрын
why multi-tool? why do you need a phillips head screwdriver?
@pogusmaximus71626 ай бұрын
Imagine how far construction would have progressed by today if we had the Phillips head screw 9000 years earlier.
@avromostlund51666 ай бұрын
Match, Flashlight, Hammer 1-2-3 is insanely obvious and every one of you who disagrees can fight me. Making fire quickly and conveniently is amazing. Once you have one fire, you can give fire to other people (they love you for this. You just saved them hours and hours after a rainy day or snow storm or migration) and you can continue feeding a fire to keep it alive until something bad happens. Hint: If something bad happens and you can't get warm, you DIE. Flashlight goes hard. Humans rely on sight to do things. There is a long period of time we don't get to do that. That time is when predators are most active. But sure yeah it's useless bro for sure. Hammer would be used every single day by every person in the tribe and it wouldn't ever break, because it's forged, shaped, solid steel that is the perfect shape and is harder than anything a caveman is going to throw it at. But yeah man I'm SURE that the screw driver, can opener, and toothpick in the multi tool is gonna really wow at the cave function.
@BrownEyedPrincess16 ай бұрын
I think it depends on the hammer. My hammer isn’t solid steel lol. Mine has a pink wooden handle and it’s my second one because my dad broke the handle on my first one while we were building a bookshelf. 😂
@avromostlund51666 ай бұрын
I'm dying now thinking of going back in time with a toy hammer that does that rubber squeak sound and being like "look, cavemen!"@@BrownEyedPrincess1
@LovelySoftSnow6 ай бұрын
If you get 8 people poll mines start doing personalised questions involving everyone??? thats so cool
@strangest_cacti6 ай бұрын
This segment really patrolled my alpaca
@Jipni6 ай бұрын
I believe there are autistic people who do not produce melatonin so high doses aren’t as bad
@Thatonefuckinguy6 ай бұрын
Melatonin is dangerous for sure, but as someone with chronic fatigue syndrome, I don't know how I lived without it, its been life altering.
@trivane6264 ай бұрын
33:47 made me cry laugh
@s_ludge6 ай бұрын
haven't watched a NL video in forever, coming back to start with this one. I missed it.
@Blackobluna5 ай бұрын
Chatter made it through the unban requests, cheers brother I'll dribk to that
@snowyborne6 ай бұрын
we are so unbelievably back
@generalmazur6 ай бұрын
Look man I love Jackbox but you have eight people WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING GARTIC PHONE 😭
@4444Ferris6 ай бұрын
37:45 "pride keep losers" I can't believe that the randomly generated poster actually has made something kinda good as an advise
@meursaulty66726 ай бұрын
A stacked poll mine, you love to see it.
@FartOfAsspiration6 ай бұрын
The melatonin story. I once took that. I awoke one night to what appeared to be the Hat Man wearing an expressionless white mask. N O P E.
@TheUltimateScottz6 ай бұрын
Justin is a Gel fan?? Pog
@Zelmazam16 ай бұрын
Gotta wait till tomorrow for wheel
@sock78966 ай бұрын
chibly
@derekw97246 ай бұрын
I was also thinking blow my job, chib xoxo
@spamlikely6653 ай бұрын
41:04 straight joe biden be like
@connorsmith756 ай бұрын
I like that RURURURU has made minor appearances in Jackbox since the NLSS days but never been very funny
@moiseslopez9816 ай бұрын
Wake up Honey new gartic phone just dropped
@Cakekappen6 ай бұрын
Gwomp
@bumblebee94826 ай бұрын
Lesgo!
@Goonmeat6 ай бұрын
based max bemis enjoyers
@DrZnagge6 ай бұрын
Pog
@KevinAccetta6 ай бұрын
Uhh.. people love posters, how are they surprised? 😂 At least they look nice, way better than random shit like a pin, beanie, patch, vinyl you'll never use, or a cap.
@macilaci926 ай бұрын
Posters are so stupid, noone have walls anymore
@mentalheavy6 ай бұрын
I just started watching and seeing this game he is going to call everyone crazy in annoying fashion for the smallest possible disagreements like 50 times ain't he?