Imagine you’re a turkey being slaughtered and that’s not even the worst thing that’s going to happen to you.
@lunaryclipse Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Reddit post of a woman who wanted to know if she should leave her partner because he was trying to become one of these TikTok chefs that violates food…. I hope she’s okay
@magdaluxe_deluxe Жыл бұрын
imagine the health code violations. jesus christ
@amberwingtundrawing776 Жыл бұрын
Ok i feel like the first guy was making real thirst traps but the other two may genuinely be attracted to food
@freddie6307 Жыл бұрын
the vibes of these tiktoks are absolutely rancid 😭 imagine finding a fucking chest hair in your cinammon rolls 💀 like midsommar or some shit 🗿
@rootfish2671 Жыл бұрын
The last thing you should be while cooking food is half naked
@freddie6307 Жыл бұрын
who doesn't like body hair from god knows where in your dinner 🤪
@rootfish2671 Жыл бұрын
@@freddie6307 I love an extra helping of cross contamination
@freddie6307 Жыл бұрын
justice for the kitchenaid 😞
@Trigunner333 Жыл бұрын
Making dinner but also spitting like a llama every once in a while
@Driedleavesontrees9 ай бұрын
Its giving dilophosaurus 🤢
@TessaGrayscale Жыл бұрын
I think it's nasty and kind of disrespectful the way they are molesting those chickens lol Not even a vegan or anything, just seems off
@amberwingtundrawing776 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I hate when people play with meat/seafood like that
@ariannebrodeur Жыл бұрын
yeah ngl it borders on like defiling a corpse kinda vibes. like yeah we eat dead things but sexually playing with dead things genuinely gives like defiling/bestiality/necrophilia vibes like i know thats kinda dramatic but it teeters on that so strongly like i also find it extremely disgusting lmao
@vonnie0_0 Жыл бұрын
Fr this actually deeply disturbs me
@debs_7163 Жыл бұрын
I literally had to look away. I couldn't see it, it's just so wrong.
@realitate666Ай бұрын
Completely agree, this is disturbing and it just shows how sick those people are. I genuinely wish the worst for him...
@cyanimation160510 ай бұрын
Sir that is a dead bird. *STOP CARRESSING THE DEAD BIRDS.*
@pptenshi3900 Жыл бұрын
im being so fr right now, you guys’ vocabulary and just how literal u are heightens the comedy by like 237%
@pptenshi3900 Жыл бұрын
“piss leches” IM ALREADY DEAD
@ariannebrodeur Жыл бұрын
no bc literacy and rare big words make comedy 100% better and if you love that kinda comedy and need more i recommend the McElroy brothers, from their podcast My Brother My Brother and Me and their Monster Factory youtube series, Griffin McElroys ridiculously huge vocab makes his crazy bits so damn funny
@sbp42155 ай бұрын
@@ariannebrodeur also MoistCritikal / penguinz0
@shy2infinity Жыл бұрын
i am soooo sorry for every straight person that has men like THIS in their midst 💀
@EmilyM4232 Жыл бұрын
Scream laughing in a 7/11 parking lot.
@pptenshi3900 Жыл бұрын
me but im on a packed train im trying to not scream rn 😭
@freddie6307 Жыл бұрын
i'm terrified can't wait to traumatize myself while i do stats homework
@missm.e9914 Жыл бұрын
as someone who appreciates good food and hot guys this... is just not the context I ever want to see either in again 🤢😰
@abbycantrell1369 Жыл бұрын
Cooking is my love language, but I've never been so disgusted in my life 🤢😭
@revenge12212012 Жыл бұрын
My actual face the ENTIRE time watching this: 😬 as my soul cringed off into space to find a new home.
@faceyl Жыл бұрын
3:49 this bit sent me oh my GOD leave this poor dead animal alone, honestly between the horror and laughter at the absurdity these tiktoks make me feel sick lmao
@8snuc Жыл бұрын
A new video that’s not 2 months apart? Am I dreaming 😍
@AtomicTwins Жыл бұрын
this is huge for us
@8snuc Жыл бұрын
@@AtomicTwins 100%, all we need now is a decent amount of views 😍
@c1nnamodoll Жыл бұрын
these videos make me so uncomfortable but you guys are so funny its worth it to just look away a little during the tiktoks LMFAOOOOOO
@harmomeme Жыл бұрын
Im not saying they should be put on a sex offender list but maybe a new different food related list needs to be made just for these tiktok guys
@kjacob35 Жыл бұрын
Back in my day, we'd often wait to be married before breakin' out the ol' rolling pin.
@larkasmr11286 ай бұрын
I dont understand how tiktoks could make me feel like ive been assaulted 😭😭😭 but they did
@FlorescentInk Жыл бұрын
The way you guys narrated over this was soooo good and so funny 😩. It's the vocabulary and loquaciousness.
@elizabeth237 Жыл бұрын
the way i gasped with you guys 5:23
@hang1iderswing Жыл бұрын
Is this like... the for women version of that Hardy's commercial? Is this what equality feels like? It feels gross.
@dominiquepopinski4675 Жыл бұрын
So... Groupon for therapy?
@a_dumbuser Жыл бұрын
I sure do love some SWEAT and HAIR on my crispy chocolate cookies 😍😍
@gavinhosto1929 Жыл бұрын
Cedrik Lorenzen is true auteur with these kind of videos because he has distinctive style with his presentation of the food and the video itself whereas Cowboydaddy has that lame single static shot of him and no other angles or close up of the food, purely just the spectacle is centering on him and the relationship between the food and him
@BranMorrisMusic Жыл бұрын
Guy who makes creepy sexualized food tik toks son or thot daughter?
@flitzanu Жыл бұрын
i donut want to watch this ever again.
@soderotys1234 Жыл бұрын
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS
@AtomicTwins Жыл бұрын
sorry 🥰
@tylerdelbaugh2394 Жыл бұрын
these guys make you chicken noodle soup and fresh bread when you're sick but it makes your skyrocket to 106
@ArtsyHumanbean Жыл бұрын
3:32 no please no 😭 my tummy hurts from laughing
@MemoriaMatters Жыл бұрын
i screamed 50 times watching this
@someannoyingkid2230 Жыл бұрын
I’m in school for culinary atm, that’s not how you cook. Or bake.
@mariamiqbal74718 ай бұрын
how can spitting be a turn on like? how?
@akafiend Жыл бұрын
piss leches, absolutely vile ryder 🤪
@coronalights9693 Жыл бұрын
im pregnant with turkey stuffing
@CaptainCherryPants Жыл бұрын
Your editing and commentary is perfection
@hadeelaloraier8749 Жыл бұрын
No for real why do you only have 52k subscribers. I found you today and I’m addicted ❤
@Red-Tape-Rending Жыл бұрын
I don't know who hated this more: you or me.
@kassandrarvr94 Жыл бұрын
Spitting makes me nauseous I had to yell STOP spitting!!
@JLili122 ай бұрын
You guys are absolutely hilarious!
@crow8318 Жыл бұрын
It's giving Randy Marsh on the Creme Fraiche episode of South Park.
@ChippyFlip-ji4ce Жыл бұрын
Ryder's reactions are so funny!
@andreanicole376710 ай бұрын
Some of these guys need be on my strange addiction
@sonicthebug Жыл бұрын
IS HEE GLEEKINGGGG???????????????
@Whatsvrmn10 ай бұрын
Ah man I really like this cake recipe *gets jumpscared by man spitting.*
@theresawambach773 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but the constant putting the food to their mouths…🤢
@cwbellor2 ай бұрын
5:19 A) What is that? B) You can't make it sexy if it looks like mucus mixed with insect eggs.
@AverageJoe2019 Жыл бұрын
THE BELT WAS CRAZY
@Smogshaik11 ай бұрын
Krispy Krimes sent me
@kay-s-ch6 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the song at 4:38 The food might be getting violated but the music is banging
@flamingfox1276 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's just a copyright free song they added in to avoid being flagged
@moratolca Жыл бұрын
omg guys today I randomly thought about your lives and now I get this recommendation
@theoldworldkitten Жыл бұрын
at least if some people are into this kinda content you'll never see or hear the end of this. I would know of kinds that never die even if you wished it. don't ask >->
@annaxxxx99 Жыл бұрын
I thought these were gonna be some cringe cooking videos with weird shirtless guys but this was so much worse and now I'm full of regret
@maratpirate63435 ай бұрын
no way women get offended at guys touching food, thats mentall
@BigcatthiefАй бұрын
5:52 his head is so flat and tall
@fromsoftserve Жыл бұрын
iconic
@jiggly-puffy Жыл бұрын
ur new bf says he wants to cook dinner for ur family wyd
@checkanon Жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for dem foods
@danielpearson82239 ай бұрын
As a male i am emotionally confused
@FrenkMelk Жыл бұрын
WHERE'S THE SPIT GOING?
@renatashp11 ай бұрын
I think I lost my appetite...forever 🤢
@NicRittler Жыл бұрын
Deeply traumatizing yet allurINK
@nixxya3828 Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO this is hilarious
@sorryitsmoops Жыл бұрын
Cedric his great, some of his vids are more overt but most are spot on. Every time one of his vids comes up in my feed it reafirms my bisexuality 😂 Also, real ones know you gotta spit on it sometimes 🤷🏻♂️