These NBA Teams Are Not Good

[@AFunkyDiabetic]

its time to talk about the pistons x.com/FunkyDiabetic1

[@kylar3207]

I hate x - when I click the link it just shows your twitter page sorted by popularity not descending by date. It’s mostly 2020/2021/2022 tweets.

[@ggnglbruh]

Non NBA calibre ppl judging NBA players....🙃

[@razkable]

If lamelo is out even half the year the hornets are a disaster cause omg that roster around him outside of some scoring from bridges is nasty...miller is lost without a pg

[@tangerinedream106]

Thank you Funky, I can now safely scratch off my Pistons vs Blazers Finals prediction.

[@rashaad3344]

Bros a betting crashout 😭

[@Bdog_45]

😂😂😂

[@saiken811]

Don't lose hope mate

[@Blazer_Tom_]

Shaedon Sharpe FMVP is gonna go crazy

[@davidtran2026]

Definitely not going to be anywhere close to it in another decade or so but Pistons and Blazers will make it back to relevance before the end of the decade.

[@kirakkat18]

I believe the tanking phrase this year is "capture the flagg"

[@devonhalford5522]

I’ve seen a lot of dragg for Flagg too

[@WestCoastCheeseHead]

Yes it is

[@Volantredx]

As a Bulls fan I can tell you the assumption is that in a season we'll basically be right back where we all started when GarPax got fired, a decent almost all-star in Coby, a bunch of young guys who aren't there yet, and a few guys who would be solid bench guys who are getting major minutes due to lack of options. It's like the DeMar era never really happened.

[@rowen4989]

Don’t forget one of your young guys reaching there full potential on another team in 2026

[@aurielazure]

The bulls are like 1-2 rlly good picks away from being a decent threat. Coby is almost there and could be a great starting pg in the future, matas could be a problem in years to come, despite the hate that Josh Giddey gets he’s still only 21 years old, and they have some good young role players that could help them in the future.

[@MarkDavis-o2z]

You Sleep on bulls

[@mattylatvala43]

Like imagine if the bulls had Lauri

[@shadow_realm47]

​@@aurielazurea threat for the play in?

[@TroutTruck]

Thanks for ignoring my hawks 🙏

[@MrAgainstallodds78]

You’re hilarious lol😂😂😂😊

[@danielconley1900]

I think we’re gonna be the same level of mid as the last billion seasons

[@sconartist]

Mediocracy is worse

[@ry_an.]

You’re just mid

[@randallmarcum9998]

Them wings are ideal when ur flying under the radar 😂

[@natelavallee4034]

Anthony Fantano type title lol great vid tho.. TRANsition love ur stuff funky

[@Hur1caneAaron]

“Yea this new pistons team… it’s NOT GOOD” *explosion*

[@SeasonsAndSloan]

I’m terrified of bad basketball

[@LiamOBrien-ph8uj]

Lmao

[@ColdHoops]

The story of Dallas' performance in the Finals💀

[@legendwalking5231]

Cam Thomas and cooper Flagg gonna feed families soon

[@BenjaminStolen]

26 wins max

[@hellcatsaymeow2095]

Cam isn’t that good

[@daves9664]

Cam as the #2 gettin you the 11th seed bud

[@aurielazure]

@@daves9664you forget he’s 22… give him 3-4 years and let’s see what happens.

[@jaydenwilson8371]

Pistons need to at least make some progress

[@kurtis_schmurtis]

Pistons will probably win more games than they have the last two seasons combined and still be a draft lottery team.

[@fijiigod]

im hoping the pistons can show some progression for cades sake, love watching him such a shame to see his career wasting away in detroit

[@LukasP143]

Cade to LA for knecht, reaves and picks

[@headhonchkrow1738]

@@LukasP143thank you lakers fan

[@LukasP143]

@@headhonchkrow1738 u would take that?

[@beanballing]

​@@LukasP143pistons would need like 5 frp for that

[@Wasserkaktus]

People said the same thing about Booker in like 2017-2018.

[@sfdko3291]

Shoutout to my Nets We're on that Cooper Flagg sweepstakes. Shit, we might end up with two top 10 picks in this draft. Absolutely BASED

[@kamdizzle]

thank you for reed, enjoy cooper

[@aidenkervin9758]

or at least ace bailey

[@futurehofer1564]

@@aidenkervin9758 VJ clears him I fear

[@Realsaltyveteran]

These Terrible NBA Teams Terrifies Me

[@Wergoheb]

Pair Tobias with Boban for the vibes (And maybe another Goldfish commercial.)

[@brandonwilcox5438]

RJ Barrett isn't getting enough talk in Toronto. He was a baller in Toronto and a badass for Canada he's my mip pick

[@wilt1007]

Can’t shoot

[@brandonwilcox5438]

@@wilt1007 55% from the floor 39% from three as a raptor. free throws should improve though

[@jakelaponder7565]

Hes not gonna win mip bro, hes sharing shooting respinsbilitys with scottie and quickly and even if his averages remain the same, its not enough enough of an uptick compared to some of his previous seasons to be in contetnion for mip.

[@ColdHoops]

Hopefully he makes the play-in🤞

[@RicoG10]

Thanks for being nice to Atlanta 😂 we appreciate it lmao

[@RicoG10]

@AFunkyDiabetic2 wait did I win something?

[@t0nemolina]

The Nets and Blazers are doomed this season. I totally forgot the Wizards were an NBA team after last season, but I'm sure they'll be comedically bad this season as well

[@_meangreenjersey973]

Wizard haven’t been a pro team in a while

[@ColdHoops]

​@@_meangreenjersey973 Since 2018...

[@Mrdonjuliothewicked]

At this point I'll take anybody talking about the Nets, even if it is bad.

[@RyanSheppard-tq4pg]

Scottie Barnes will be in MVP voting next year.

[@RyanSheppard-tq4pg]

@AFunkyDiabetic1 Thx bot!

[@smokeyjumper9344]

Being a fellow diabetic and nba fan. You got me as a subscriber and instantly 💪🏾💪🏾

[@iwannatalktosampson5852]

Cam thomas gonna be shooting all the shots this season

[@blakem380]

Shoutout to you for not mentioning the hornets

[@DavisNBasketball]

The title got me in tears 😭😭😭

[@ElDiabeto]

As a pistons fan I am disappointed. I thought we were wining the chip this year, sad to finally realize we arnt even close to

[@ColdHoops]

Last time I checked, the NBA Cup doesn't have a 'favourite' 👀

[@TimeMachine7773]

The Spurs will have a 39 wins this season. CP3 and Barnes will drastically help. The team's efficiency will drastically increase.

[@nathanaelboyd2017]

top tier NBA content per usual

[@raezetnom]

can u plz start doing ur voiceovers over videos clips please, appreciate the video always 👍🏾

[@adsand236]

Cam Thomas is to the Nets what Collin Sexton was to the Cavs

[@ColdHoops]

I would slightly disagree. Cavs never 'held' Sexton back, in terms of his development and progression as a player.

[@ColdHoops]

Not too much on my Nets lol. We knew it was 'all in' for the 2021 season, we failed and that was the end of the KD-Kyrie duo. After having some questionable coaches, we finally have a solid one and we seem to be heading in the right direction. I'm still annoyed Marks is our GM, but at least we're fully committed to rebuilding. Hopefully there's not another 'Billy King' trade this decade😭😅

[@fastbreakreport]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees that Ayton isn’t the total trash can that people make him out to be.

[@OctoMatoe]

His mental is a trash fire

[@lochlanallen1655]

The casuals don’t know how good he was last year after he got a real bed

[@kevintalley1158]

Trail Blazers might be sneaky decent

[@30TheGoat]

ong, I hate the bots, 1 minute 6 bots

[@mikeysbusy]

If bulls on here im ending it all

[@Goatlikeitornot]

They should be

[@VVe3]

they should be

[@BenjaminStolen]

The bulls are content making the play in, its an ownership and direction problem

[@Dizcreti]

@@BenjaminStolennot anymore they traded almost everyone and can’t trade Levine because no one wants that atrocious contract

[@a3per818]

Poor guy... 👉🪢

[@malooch]

Make the Nets New Jersey again. And bring back the SuperSonics.

[@justindelphin767]

‼️

[@shift7808]

This just in: Space is cold

[@GeFarr]

Pistons will be ok this year 💯

[@dansimpson5056]

I liked the pistons to get good out of no where last year and we’re running that take back this year they are gunna be a cold 36-37 win team this year ceiling 44

[@jalenjohnson0339]

Hopefully the Pistons make some progress they really have some interesting and nice young talent hopefully Bickerstaff can develop them into a respectable team

[@demar.9k]

was wondering what u might say about Banton on the Blazers

[@insurgencybuffoonery8065]

I think $26M a year for Toby for ONLY two years a is a great deal for that squad. Only a two year commitment well below the max for an B tier at worst corer is a great move. Cade and Ivey can lean on him for a very reasonable price.

[@LabratNomadMusic]

The pistons? Bad? Bold claim funky, i dont know what would make you jump to such a conclusion - A depressed Pistons fan

[@CanuckifyouBuck]

If I know the NBA, one of these teams will be good and shock everyone

[@skywalker2759]

No lmao

[@metal--babble346]

some Blazers players quit their season early, some Blazers quit in the middle of games! A cult of bully fans in Portland has sprouted. Several individuals scour basketball forums, just to personally insult fans who aren't saying "positive things" about the Blazers terrible basketball Franchise.

[@electricgirlrecords9242]

Raptors will surprise everyone this year watch

[@_Xds_]

And everyone was mad at the suns for firing monty Williams lol. Vogel obviously wasnt the move but keeping tht guy any longer would have been disastrous

[@deadismarth7]

i hate being a blazers fan

[@michaelcapodanno5108]

Just happy my nets can finally suck with our own picks

[@sporophyte9052]

Fellow Cs fan talks about the Blazers for 3 mins and doesn’t even mention Rob Williams coming back from injury … you’re breaking my heart man :(

[@thezackast2752]

I'll give him an O/U of 14.5 games before another season ending injury

[@cachemilli]

He will be back for a couple games and get hurt again lol

[@FreckledFluck]

As a Hawks fan it's really sweet that our Midness finally garnered some mercy 🥹

[@Ram-zc4fi]

HORNETS ARE SPARED RAHHHH

[@Dblock8998]

It’s gonna be a long season while watching my Blazers

[@JBYHIFI]

Nuts that Simmons doesn't even get a mention for the nets. He's fallen off

[@OctoMatoe]

He died...

[@JBYHIFI]

​@@OctoMatoeU had me googling to double check ahah he's still kicking

[@OctoMatoe]

@@JBYHIFI hehehe

[@ColdHoops]

​@@JBYHIFI He's on an expiring contract. He won't play at all, I believe. I'm a Nets fan. If he does, I don't expect anything more than 15 games at the most. He's done. It is what it is

[@D0ntAtMe]

Nice, some Hornet love

[@gscollect]

Even with another year under his belt, I still think Jordan Poole will suck.

[@Now_To_Infinity]

Hey bro bless you

[@GeFarr]

Shout out Marcus Sasser ❤

[@codycray8461]

So you’re saying pistons *Might Not* make the finals

[@gregalmonte8]

As crazy as it might sound

[@heathmiller9533]

Can’t wait for the day the pistons become a winning team, that may never happen, but I’m waiting 🙏🙏🙏

[@MikeTheNBAGuy]

Pistons will be the best of this group by atleast 5 wins. They're actually starting to have a roster that can be imagined winning games and their record was worse than it should've been last year

[@someguy2885]

I thought that was Greg Oden in the thumbnail

[@Turtlemaster4]

Finally the hornets can maybe get some respect this season

[@OctoMatoe]

Lamelo getting hurt in 36 games

[@caseyfarrell5760]

Spares my Hornets 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@chachi958-rg8ju]

Expansion, yeah! 🤣

[@patriciahicks7381]

Do the schedule

[@HoopsAficionado]

I'd say the Pistons and the Spurs get better. It would be better for Cade to play more alongside Tim Hardaway Junior, Fontecchio and Tobias Harris in the interest of spacing. The Spurs on the other hand has Chris Paul and Harrison Barnes to play next to Wembanyana. They might even make the play-in.

[@ColdHoops]

Minnesota, Denver, Dallas, OKC, Phoenix. Sacramento, Houston, New Orleans, Lakers. Golden State. Memphis. Clippers. I just named 12 teams above. How on earth are Spurs going to dethrone anyone of them and snatch a play-in spot? 🧐

[@HoopsAficionado]

@@ColdHoops You named 11 teams. I think San Antonio can be the 10th best team and make the play-in. The spurs have a realistic chance of besting teams like Portland, Utah (if they trade Markannen to chase Flagg) and New Orleans (if they get a bad return for Ingram and Zion gets injured). Wemby is expected to take a huge second year leap. Then again, I'm talking about possibilities. "Might even make the play-in". It's not set in stone.

[@xIpyschoIx]

Pistons will actually be slightly good next year compared to the other bottom half teams

[@alfredogonzalez7250]

For Atlanta fans, San Antonio put an absolute robbery on you guys.

[@MisterMotions]

Blazers in 7 vs Pistons 😤

[@austinusher7307]

Pistons play-in season incoming

[@BenEnlet29]

As a portland fan.. i will say that it has been a long long fall to the bottom 😢

[@OctoMatoe]

It wasnt that long

[@BenEnlet29]

@AFunkyDiabetic2 wait what ?

[@neilguest4314]

In other news it is dream cruise weekend in Detroit baby

[@farhan007]

My Rockets graduated from sucking! Im going to 😭. Tears joy

[@ColdHoops]

I still can't believe they won 10 games in a row and didn't move even one spot above in their conference. The West ain't no joke😂

[@montevans7110]

Pistons made a few moves lol😂.

[@ferrisbtone]

Chill on my pistons funky

[@_meangreenjersey973]

Picks don’t matter in the nba

[@ColdHoops]

Tell that to San Antonio...

[@M0IVD0]

No spurs is crazy everyone really believes

[@KESTUIN]

Piston will win the east

[@MarkDavis-o2z]

Pistons will be good next year

[@KalmoK]

I really doubt Detroit will be even close to being over .500 with those guys... Harris is mediocre at best and do is Beasley, my guess is 32 wins max. Brooklyn just started rebuilding so will propably take couple years for them to get good, so is Washington. Portland will keep sucking as long as they keep Ayton, dude has no passion to play hard now that he has a max contract, he just doesn't care anymore..

[@Y-sq3xz]

Depressing thumbnail

[@T47KER]

no robert williams mention L

[@donaldf9055]

Ngl I saw some glimpses from dominayton towards the end of the season and there's a chance that the pistons get better (clearly not on drugs). Plus I believe ben simons is gonna be healthy 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 like always.... Plz get Brandon Miller out of Charlotte, that place is trash.

[@youngboomerragevictim8857]

Thanks for ignoring my Lakers

[@SaulLopez]

They need me

[@kjjr3270]

Bro literally only stated the most obvious 🤦‍♂️

[@alexgrissom3513]

Sag for Flagg

[@HJ17GAMING]

Can the nets send my Cavs cam Johnson pls and thank you

[@Ryanwizardstaff]

What are we doing with Okoro? I’m genuinely confused. We haven’t resigned him yet and nothing concrete has come up in reports of a sign and trade.

[@Mrdonjuliothewicked]

We will gladly give you Cam or Do, just for Okoro and a few seconds/ heavily protected first that probably will turn into a couple seconds 🙏🏻.

[@ColdHoops]

​@@Ryanwizardstaff Just resigned...

[@leeko1arda]

I think the Pistons get 35 wins this year JB Bickerstaff as coach is huge

[@srivatsavyaddanapudi7772]

Cooper Flag rhyme proposals: "Collapse for Coop", "Fall for Flag", "Waiving the White Flag" what do we think

[@rob.parsnips]

Sag for flagg. But someone else said capture the flagg, i think that’s the best option

[@behindthearcyt]

Pistons: finally you gave Cade more 3 point shooters Blazers: are you actually going to trade Jermai Grant and Anfernee Simions Wizards and Nets: Tank for Cooper Flagg is on

[@BabylonGateLA]

You should’ve included the Flippers Funky! That damn franchise is cursed 😂😂😂

[@ColdHoops]

They'll be competing for a play-in spot. Harden always makes the playoffs. So as long as he's healthy, they have a chance of making the playoffs

[@Southdouble06]

Cade and Pistons looking like D Cuzz and Kings. Potentially a top caliber player but front office and franchise is gonna destroy the players prime and time. Cade you got payed, But brotha run, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@Lindon48]

Zach 2 LA?

[@that_Gecko_over_there]

I know this in unrelated to Bball but I just found out who the spice girls are at 17 years old and damn I missed out..... Man anyway my pistons with enough prayers will be good eventually

[@noptimized]

Now do the Western Conf...uh... Yikes.

[@je9950]

The pistons are my dark horse team to make the play in. They have a functional coach. Killian is gone. They finally have spacing for Cade to operate.

[@ColdHoops]

I'm going to laugh my socks off if Hayes has his best career game vs Detroit lol

[@captaineri.223]

Celtics comp is none & why is the pels not here😅 sir ur miscalculating.

[@ColdHoops]

Respect a playoff team please lol

[@Dirtymindedboi]

I felt so disappointed when cade resign with the pistons like bro I know loyalty is good and all but bro you are in the worst team

[@hitmun007]

Lol ok.....all talented players should be on the same team? At least hes bringing fans out

[@Dirtymindedboi]

@@hitmun007 yea hope he doesn't end up like Iverson Carmelo karl Malone and Steve nash

[@johnstanton1515]

Lots of hope that the Pistons will be greatly improved. I want to blame most of it on coaching last season.

[@alexanderdevell7538]

Hello

[@nard7722]

Flagg, Sarr, Bud, and Bilal are going to run the league