These Quizzes Are Pointless

[@korbinadams5360]

Tom slowly realising he is a vegetarian pizza is the funniest thing ever.

[@ItsElliotGough]

You should have seen the part where he refused to believe it, retook the test and got vegetarian pizza again lmao

[@korbinadams5360]

@@ItsElliotGough That's one part hilarious and one part something I would totally do.

[@airgod231]

@@korbinadams5360 same

[@pjwheeler1659]

Through the realization he had gone through a few stages of grief Denial, Anger, Depression, Acceptance

[@bethdavies2425]

Eating a vegetarian pizza whilst watching made it better

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

“What’s slick?” * charlie laughing * “What is that? Please don’t make me google it” *laughing intensifies*

[@otterwingate7581]

What is it though?

[@tiffanyrivera4053]

@@otterwingate7581 After a quick Google search I found that is referring to a substance an Omega releases in heat, it's sweet smelling and works as lubricant

[@tiffanyrivera4053]

@Lulin This is a little harder to explain, but long story short there is this "universe" (called Omegaverse) people have created in which people are kinda similar to wolves and an Omega tends to be the more "sensitive" and "feminine" ones as well has having a "heat" which is like a mating season. There are also Betas and Alphas which each have their own respective traits.

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

Lulin all you really need to know is omegas are the leading cause of mpreg (well technically alphas would be the cause.......... nvm)

[@mrrandomperson3106]

@@otterwingate7581 Fanny juice

[@SashiTea]

Charlies giggling during the Omegaverse quiz is the most pure thing

[@DanishGirl101]

I love Charlie, she's so cute.

[@AxxLAfriku]

This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest KZbinr EVER? Good night dear shreq

[@SashiTea]

@@AxxLAfriku I feel like you're trying to say something here that I don't quite understand?

[@coyotedomino]

Shrewdle it’s a spambot, mean to bring people to their channel. or maybe it’s manual spam done by a person. anyway, uh, it’s spam.

[@SashiTea]

@@coyotedomino Ty ahah, it's like....so close to making sense I couldn't tell if it was a weird insult ha. Thanks for the headsup!

[@StubbornFox]

I once found a quiz called “how many goats are you worth” and another time I found a quiz “which neighborhood kid that I sell swords to are you” and another one was “which of my garbage sons are you”

[@svenjabendel9480]

If you were on reddit I would give you gold!

[@Sora3333127]

Sounds like clickhole. The last one definitely sounds familiar

[@pavlorky]

How many goats are you worth

[@StubbornFox]

I am pretty sure I was 29 if that is past the limit then I did not remember correctly

[@WildcardZwei]

I hate that I now know I'm worth 9 goats. Thanks, stranger.

[@allyson9188]

Charlie knowingly cackling in the background during the omegaverse quiz sent me

[@Tadpole1612]

Sounds like the laugh of a person who's seen things

[@ToonedMinecraft]

What the heck is Omegaverse?

[@lopsidedhead]

@@ToonedMinecraft don't look it up

[@aloeera]

@@ToonedMinecraft fanfiction porn trope

[@theholyskittleschurchd232]

LezzerNet don’t look it up bud

[@Hutch2Much]

Tom: Is [my love life] really blissful? Charlie: So you have chosen...death

[@axethannanth]

e

[@jerg2099]

e

[@Hutch2Much]

i’m breaking this chain before it even begins

[@justaperson8381]

Beginning a new chain: F

[@ThePolecatProcess]

@@justaperson8381 G

[@colderratic5681]

Alternate title: Tom searches desperately for any evidence that the human race isn’t doomed and fails

[@zanethezaniest274]

ColdErratic I blame BuzzFeed

[@secretname2670]

@@zanethezaniest274 i blame the furries

[@landon5435]

@@secretname2670 I blame Jake paul like every other human

[@destroyer5453]

Anyone that searches for that will fail. We basically reached the end at this point.

[@epicsandvich014]

I also blame the furries

[@eddache]

Rik cameo at 6:12

[@StormylionX]

Oh hey Eddie

[@microTrash28]

Greetings, father human.

[@eddiemate]

Thank you Eddie.

[@ians4564]

Hey Eddie, hope you're ok and keeping well!

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

He knew Tom is going to the doghouse after that.

[@Norway604]

"A career that isn't easy to explain to a hairdresser" Ah, so that's why you picked a mum who is a hairdresser

[@ThatCoalSoul]

I don't think you can ever pick your parents ...unless a divorce happens.

[@cammarc]

@@ThatCoalSoul Nah, he adopted his parents

[@60mph_over70]

"In your omegaverse what does your slick taste like" Suddenly pineapples

[@jasonsorin1021]

I suddenly hate human creativity because I know someone wrote that.

[@yowtf7409]

@@jasonsorin1021 please no

[@THEBrandasaur]

8:20 I love how he said "I hate the smell of vanilla" as if he was a news reporter

[@jasonsorin1021]

And in other news...

[@midorishiwa]

"I absolutely learnt nothing about myself" : Tom already forgot all the shade that vegetarian pizza threw at him. Classic denial.

[@jaybehkay2438]

I love that Charlie’s just getting dragged more and more into this

[@TRUEKingEN]

When it goes back to the three lads, I’m gonna miss Charlie giggling whenever Tom comes across a romantic question or discovery.

[@petersharpe6693]

I too like to party WITH MILK

[@yeet12937]

Yes owo

[@foodynooby]

question is, where does the "milk" come from?

[@cat157]

OwO *notices your bulgy wulgy*

[@ThatCoalSoul]

* to *.

[@monomaslove]

Probably because your a cat

[@davthenub]

wait, getting one inch shorter is great! 5'9"= 60"+9" _nice_

[@kgu1735]

What units are those?

[@reimiei1497]

@@kgu1735 ' is foot, and " is inches

[@kgu1735]

@@reimiei1497 ah ok, thanks

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

@@reimiei1497 so sad you had to cut of people's feet to measure stuff

[@Angela.Perkins]

@@dontspikemydrink9382 your mom's feet

[@emotionallyinvestful]

I know she doesn't like to be on camera but my goodness I adore Charlie being in your videos even if it's just as a voice. Her laugh is infectious and the omegaverse bit had me rolling with laughter.

[@poisonedbubbletea270]

“Nah, it’s cottagecore” Tom when we’re you planning on telling us you’re a lesbian

[@HazelDuck]

Oh my god, that entire relationship part had me in stiches. That was just tom moments away from death

[@kinmakin2180]

"i have a good nose" "i hate the smell of vanilla" bruh how

[@jazzygamer4524]

Tom: *chooses pineapples on the omegaverse quiz* Me: *intenss breathing*

[@crazedrambling16]

You'd be surprised on how much pineapples are mentioned in those fics. **(don't ask how I know)**

[@lionbone.s]

A Simple Artist Ver. 2 that’s ridiculous lmao 😭

[@xJonnaax]

i ffing hate pineapple.

[@LobstertheGiggy]

Charlie as a giggling presence in the background certainly added extra laughs to the video.

[@comedypolicehandsup5141]

Fun Fact: Buzzfeed has had such huge budget cuts that its moments away from death.

[@Binnieinthebin00]

Wait like actually?? 🙃😅

[@barackobama6858]

Finally

[@ThomasTheDownEngine]

thanks for the update

[@Doge-lb8dq]

My birthday wish is coming true

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

The only thing I like from Buzzfeed anymore is "Mom in Progress".

[@SerPounce23]

Elliott: how many zoom cuts do want tom? Tom: yes.

[@DrewSavo]

Charlie definitely enjoyed watching Tom take these quizzes more than Tom enjoyed talking them.

[@clickbait7396]

6:22 "It *was* blissful." Emphasis on the word was.

[@seben9760]

When you realize everyone has been inside for the half of 2020

[@danilogondim9300]

Everyone?

[@WhaleManMan]

You guys know there are places to go outside that don't have people in them right?

[@cakeisthebestintheworld]

bold of you to assume that i was ever outside for anything other than school

[@seben9760]

@@danilogondim9300 i guess most people

[@thenord3285]

It's been more than half

[@dewolflove1718]

If you even do another asdfmovie you should put the (“you like to party?” “No.” “Do you like to party with milk?” “Heck yeah”)

[@teunjojo]

The moment you realize you are a vegetarian pizza: 7:42

[@cofeespear4992]

The omegaverse quiz sounds like it was made by a 13 yr old

[@crazedrambling16]

No. Not a 13 year old. A 9 year old.

[@Blue-rx5qn]

Most likely

[@ratsmackerpoundcoin]

Probably was

[@rida81]

Tomska in another universe where the answer to every question is bees: "who's your girlfriend tom?"

[@Walterholdingacat]

I loved it when tom said "is it really blissful" and charlie said "what the f#ck

[@morgo7687]

Hi Tom! We met at playlist live DC a couple years ago, I was the girl looking for Mikey bolts! Over the next couple days we had become pretty okay con-friends and I just wanted to let you know that I love you and that I hope you’re doing okay! I think you’re absolutely hysterical and although my opinion doesn’t matter much you’ve slowly become my favorite KZbinr and I hope you know that I’d be on the hunt to give you the biggest hug ever if I’m ever given the chance again 💕 oh also you called me “buddy” the whole time which probably wasn’t special to me but it made me feel really special during a tough time in my life so thank you

[@Spike-Prime]

I goddamn love that moment where Tom realises he's a vegetarian pizza. The slow, creeping revelation washing over him is the funniest moment of #content thus far X'D

[@stillsleeping1080]

Charlie's laughter in the background is my favorite part of this video because SAME!

[@kazmark_gl8652]

Tom should probably tell Uber drivers and Hair dressers that he is a comedian.

[@jazzymcclazzy4216]

Hey you, his name is Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell, and welcome back to CONTENT!

[@mrpickolo5]

This is proof anything can age poorly. And it's just the shirt

[@crian4457]

"I never thought I'd click a supernatural gif by choice" same bud, same

[@grub7470]

Uhh, HELP I CANT STOP STARING AT THE SHIRT TOM IS WEARING AHHHHHHHH

[@rainbowdragon9721]

Tom: I fear no man but that thing *Live studio miskito* Tom: it scares me

[@camacat-wr6wl]

Ed, edd and eddy Tom: *That was close*

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

*fan service 2 flashbacks*

[@MilkIsMilkisMilk]

OH NO THE ILLUMINAUGHTI SHIRT

[@ianmakesshorts]

I love that Charlie's just ripping on him with each laugh

[@snurgleturgle298]

Charlie is just having the Best time

[@StarrChild.]

Charlie's giggling gives me life. If she stops. I die

[@RookieGoBoom]

2:02 "I can smell the sun" - Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell 2020

[@icetide9411]

Tom:Realizes he's chocolate milk Tom: *YES* Tom: Realizes he's vegetarian pizza Tom: I hate my life

[@erusdearest]

Hearing Charlie in the background of the omegaverse test - and the amount you asked her what it was. I'm dying

[@broccoli5425]

6:08 Tom: It's not non-existent, but it isn't really blissful. *You have 5 seconds to live.*

[@wildabeastreal]

Well of course they are, pizzas don’t have points. They’re circles.

[@jayjaymoshows3696]

Charlie's "What the fuck does that mean?!" absolutely killed me XD

[@alternetic3833]

Do you like to party? Tom: no Do you like to party with milk? Tom: Heck Yeah Milk Gang approves

[@galaxypedestalfan]

I took the pizza quiz and it turns out I’m that drugged pizza you bought at that shady shop in Brooklyn.

[@jasonsorin1021]

The one that was boarded up afterwards and you get a wish? Pizza is weird.

[@PupRiku]

I'm thinking of having one of those milk parties... Anyone up for it? MELK.

[@A_yummybowlof_soup]

MALK

[@emmettspeaks]

After quarantine is over sure

[@PupRiku]

@@emmettspeaks Virtual Milk Party.

[@bethdavies2425]

You better invite me

[@verticalkoala1264]

​@@A_yummybowlof_soupMILT

[@ArcticArca]

2:48 MY MAN 🤝 tom a real one

[@Slightly_sad_tm]

Tom has never been more relatable than saying "oh who am I kidding its cottagecore"

[@human.person.1068]

“What best describes me ‘in NEW KFC BISCUITS’” nice ad placement

[@blissfuldj7627]

The illuminati shirt oof

[@jedisalsohere]

i honestly love that timeless space quiz, not least because it includes the question "what would you hit margaret thatcher with"

[@jedisalsohere]

"I am a vegetarian pizza..." -Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell, 2020

[@redlightningwolf183]

8:39 is when I started tearing up

[@idkdraws4681]

Ed, edd and eddy shows up. Tom: oh dear, to close.

[@ZippoIII]

We need more contents with charlie just giggling, it's so adorable

[@GothicKitty1313]

During the omegaverse quiz my SO was Tom and I'm Charlie, I was cackling as much as she was whilst my wifey was dying inside 😂

[@geographyRyan]

*"How much milk could a milk chug chug if a milk chug could chug milk, the question of a generation"* - Thomas "Thomska" Ridgewell

[@Creee]

4:19 *that was close*

[@Max-Parker-Buxton]

Why is no one talking about Tom saying "that was close" at 4:18 it's such a great sentence

[@DrasticDreamer5]

Charlie's excitement at omegaverse is life.

[@FlareDarkStormGem]

"Do you like your nose?" We hang out a lot, but we don't talk. That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard

[@chloevanwyk2356]

Hi Thomas Tomska Ridgewell, it's great to see you.

[@Galaxy-24]

the last time I watched The Bee Movie, my friends and I kept yelling "SIMP" whenever Barry and Vanessa were on screen together. Good times.

[@SunshineNinja94]

Charlie has the most contagious laugh omg 🤣🤣

[@someweird0436]

Tomska: 4:19 Me: *flashbacks*

[@Char13y]

yes i like to party

[@Ratatoothie]

Lol

[@LilyyIslaa]

Same dude. But only with milk.

[@Char13y]

@@LilyyIslaa good milk is good i love milk

[@LilyyIslaa]

@@Char13y milk is very good yes :D

[@adamkarnik5327]

@@Char13y He needs some Milk!!

[@Thure.]

The quote the speaks best to me is: “All war is deception” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

[@miketmurphy1]

"Raven!" Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

[@jasonsorin1021]

I respect that you don't like waifus. Please respect that I don't like fake waifus. Terra FTW.

[@CJTheReal]

Tom learning about Omegaverse is possibly the funniest thing to happen this decade.

[@explolsivecake2045]

‘What! I don’t wanna be sensitive anymore!’ *proceeds to cuss out a quiz about pizza*

[@humanoidbig3679]

Jean Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weekness, and dies by chance

[@DefinitelyNotSquidward]

What type of pizza are you? Me:P I n e a p p l e .

[@aeonTFW]

What kind of pizza are you? *Burnt, nothing on it, and totally shit*-me,2020

[@Lisapizzza]

Tom making that mistake with the blissful comment 😂

[@haelstrom101]

6:07 1. Tom is sleeping on the couch tonight 2. *HILARIOUS!*

[@Tk-nf2xd]

4:36 I like how you can hear him wanting to die

[@CreepyFrawley]

I hate quizzes that are like. Which element from avatar would you bend: question 1 where would you like to live. A cave, a boat, a volcano, THE SKY. Quizzes like that suck, because it's so obvious which answers lead to each result, so people choose what they want, and not what they are. But when quizzes ask deep phycological questions to make the best results possible. I like that

[@thesaltiestspoon]

"Do you like to potty" British accents

[@hoodlumscraggy1801]

He actually says the R in party but he said it kinda lightly so you can’t really hear it so it sounds like “potty”

[@thesaltiestspoon]

@@hoodlumscraggy1801 yeah. I know.

[@yani_bun7042]

Tom saying "give me that tortellini BABYEEEEE mm give me that CREPE" plays in my head out of nowhere and I can't think of something better to hear in my brain during a night shift

[@Oshacompliantshibari]

I was zoned out listening to this and zoned back in at 4:28... Psychic damage.

[@petefury94]

I realise all the laughter in this video was genuine and while that makes me happy it also reminds me of laugh tracks. After every joke there's laughter as if we aren't trusted to know what's funny and what's not...(still I loved the video.)

[@phntmomega]

Everybody: where did your soul go? Tom: it fell in the hole

[@MacFuzeller]

"You arw overwhelmingly sexy...." *cackling laughter in the background*

[@bl6973]

2:41 **laughs in gay**

[@jamesgoodsell8564]

“Sometimes I put a little bit of soap on the stinky bits” is my new motto

[@moremoor8295]

"Italian" desserts, including classics like: cheesecake, Sundae (yep Italian word), chocolate, Crêpes and Apple crumble Right after some french main courses like: Bolognese, Burger, roast pork and Borscht.

[@gero693]

Maybe i'm stupid but i didn't understand your comment

[@jasonsorin1021]

Borscht, comrades! Borscht for everyone! Mamma Mia!

[@LucasTigy2]

that zipper question threw me for a loop because i have some hoodies from japan with the zipper on the left side even though they are unisex

[@Harper_Onions]

That Illiminaughti tee-shirt has aged like a rotting fish.

[@MarvelMPH]

It's not illuminaughty though because the character on it has a gold pyramid head whereas she had a green triangle head. Illuminaughty's avatar also wore more covering clothes than than the character on the tee

[@incoherentthoughts420]

aged like milk, you could say

[@SamanthaLaurier]

I love WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

[@totallynotaaron6907]

Thumbnail: what type of pizza are you? Me: give me one, and I'll eat the rest. Wow, I really want pizza now.

[@notgoodnam3556]

10:11 you did learn something about yourself you know your chocolate milk the most important thing of all time