these rules don't actually work... for some reason

[@kaedesakura9274]

They really expect you to leave your jacket for a fire drill in winter

[@newavenger1534]

They actually have done that to me.4 times to be exact.

[@karliefernandez797]

At my school the rule is that if it is cold or rainy, just grab any jacket you can find. We are also allowed to bring our phones just in case.

[@WyattDominique]

I say: nah, fuck that I'm taking my shit I do not care.

[@Skullmanog]

The fire alarm was pulled in my highschool and I was wearing shorts and a shirt (gym clothes) with snow on the ground that was annoying

[@lxcedsports]

@@WyattDominiquethat’s the thing what if the hallway is collapsing do we not run

[@rhysmendozavilla2378]

“The fire alarm doesn’t dismiss you I dismiss you”

[@graysonsmith5694]

LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤓😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KanameVR]

​Its not that funny ​@@graysonsmith5694

[@Gigachadmaster145]

Fr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@icanseeyou13.]

OMG HAH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂I 😂LOVE IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Stolitz_Forever.]

Why is that so true tho lol

[@Krazykid16]

"stand on the only flammable substance here, perfect" got me dying😆

[@yulyruiz2611]

“I told my mom I hated her this morning” Had me dead💀 😂

[@BESTGAMER12132]

If you are dead, how are you writing this comment?

[@yamilkadejesus4896]

@@BESTGAMER12132 It’s a joke

[@dnttang]

​@@BESTGAMER12132learn humor Lil kiddo

[@dnttang]

​@BESTGAMER12132 learn humor and since ur the best gamer 1v1 in tsb my user is iamkawaiibubb

[@icesharkgaming2644]

​@@dnttang"learn humor lil kiddo" you're not older than 12 plus that joke is overused by mf brainrot kids like you

[@songtangchen4438]

“Stand on the only flammable substance”💀💀💀💀💀

[@cole._.121]

green grass isn't that flammable EDIT!!!!!!: I know it is still flammable i was just saying it isnt that flammable

[@RFMMEntertainment]

​@@cole._.121huh?

[@RFMMEntertainment]

​@cole._.121 that's like calling Albert Einstein not too smart.

[@ModelXAviation]

@@RFMMEntertainmentthere is someone smarter with 260 IQ

[@SpecterNeverSpectator]

​@@RFMMEntertainmentits like calling you smart, you know water doesnt burn right? Wet grass, or in other words green grass doesnt spread much fire.

[@halfbl00d_hill]

"quiet, the fire will hear u" has become a joke at my school

[@user-uj4mv5kv3n]

"You see it's got very sensitive ears"

[@halfbl00d_hill]

@@user-uj4mv5kv3n HELP💀

[@user-wv2xg9ip7o]

I don't know what the f**k is up with these schools

[@halfbl00d_hill]

@@user-wv2xg9ip7o FRRR

[@AJfootball3]

Or “Stop talking!!, you will scare the fire away!”

[@mtbros1234]

"We will now stand on the front lawn and watch as the school burns to the ground" got my dyin

[@KayleighandLayla]

Same

[@ashikgamerbgmi1007]

If you are dying why are you saying it to us go to hospital or something

[@mtbros1234]

@@ashikgamerbgmi1007 bro I mean it got my dying of laughter

[@saltXpepper72]

My friends and I always said that in middle school any they still do in high school. including me

[@ashikgamerbgmi1007]

@@mtbros1234 I know and I hate these types comments because it is overused

[@MeAndYouNah]

Fr! The other day I asked my teacher when we had a fire drill why we have to walk so slow in a single file line outside and on the grass and all he tells me is school safety🤦‍♀️

[@creeperash07]

What happens when someone trips? Or people get stuck because everyone is walking 10-file? Chaos never helps in emergency situations.

[@Cartman4wesome]

That’s probably the only thing that actually makes sense in a fire drill. This is to avoid a stampede which tends to happen a lot when big crowds have a panic.

[@creeperash07]

@@Cartman4wesome What about fire drills don’t make sense to you? They make sense to me.

[@randomguy5422]

What're you talking about? He's agreeing with you lol

[@creeperash07]

@@randomguy5422 He says the single file line is the only thing that makes sense in a fire drill. I am asking him when doesn't make sense.

[@Yasemin_K]

My teacher once told us, "grab everything you can and run outside" 😂

[@fwgigan7848]

I wish mine did even though my phone cheap af it still has all my stuff on it

[@KoopatheQuick]

Sounds like a robber

[@jothaheel]

Your teacher wants the students to die 💀

[@DarkLobster69]

That teacher is a moron

[@user-kc2ln7ve5k]

My parents and other old People told me grab only the most important thing for example the bible and leave

[@DemonGoat-248]

Yeah, when my school was on fire, my teacher went, "Just take your stuff and go. You're not coming back. Have a good weekend."

[@Preppyyyyy561]

That’s really sad I’m sorry ❤

[@DennDaemon]

Plot twist the teacher burned the school

[@tabathashaffer16]

@@DennDaemonthe teacher got tired of working 😂

[@rebeccahann4803]

My old school burnt too but at 3am

[@JustJoshIsUnavailable]

@@rebeccahann4803Arson moment

[@acespades2387]

So to be an overexplaining killjoy, most of the rules focus on controlling panic responses to minimize injuries and get EVERYONE out safely. A slow, single file line means that all the classrooms will have room in the halls to evacuate. No talking means that the adults giving directions and orders will not be drowned out by crying, screaming, and conversation. No running means no stampedes and nobody gets crushed underfoot. Everyone has to stay together to make sure nobody gets left behind. If people spend time grabbing their (replaceable) belongings, the spend that much MORE time preventing their CLASSMATES from escaping the building. Have you EVER tried to burn fresh grass? Living plants (especially ground cover that gets watered daily) are INCREDIBLY fire-resistant, actually. And open air is GREAT for avoiding smoke. You know what's NOT heat-proof? Insulation foam; releases toxic chemical fumes. Glass; shatters when overheated. Blacktops; melt through your shoes, and/or cause serious burns if you trip while panicking. Concrete, exposed to high temperatures, will crack and/or EXPLODE. If you're not accounted for, it means you're still in the building and people will search for you. You HAVE to stay until emergency services have given the clear or the professionals won't be able to focus on your job because they're busy looking for you in a locker, bathroom, or closet somewhere when you're just sitting with your friends or something. Panic causes disorder. Disorder makes EVERYTHING more difficult to control in dangerous situations. Fire drills work. Follow procedure or else make the problem worse than it already is

[@MikaTheSwordGuy]

Counter point: Realistically, most of the students will rush towards safety regardless of the procedures due the high stress of the situation.

[@user-zf5dn9wz8k]

As much as I'm sure these help, I guarantee nobody is going to follow them regardless

[@acespades2387]

I mean, NO, the drills DEFINITELY work. That's what they're FOR. If it wasn't proven through study that it worked, then they wouldn't be put into nationwide practice to begin with. Organizations like the Texas School Safety Center and the Northwest Fire District have websites that confirm what I've said. If anything, fire drills can work TOO well in that the desensitization from fire drills can lead a person to act like a fire isn't a big deal and will cause them to be more lax about fire escape protocols. You guys have clearly never been in a burning school before and it shows. I have. I was the one who pulled the damn alarm.

[@acespades2387]

@@user-zf5dn9wz8k Your projection is wild. People, if trained to handle a particular situation, tend to do better in those situations. It's called "practice" and the whole point is that it prepares you for the worst.

[@acespades2387]

@@MikaTheSwordGuy No they won't. It's much more common for kids to talk with their friends and distract themselves while following practices last by a teacher than it is for them to all crowd the door at the same time and trample over eachother to run away... because they're trained to deal with those situations

[@Quinnstan13]

“Leave all possesion for some reason.” got me on the floor 🤣

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0]

how do they even expect students to follow the drill when there is an actual emergency?

[@raylectro]

For real therr's no way i'm gonna act like Jeff Bezos on his normal walk to his office, no, i'll act like 15 psychotic killers are chasing me down

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0]

@@raylectro quite the unusual example

[@raylectro]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0 like idk why so many schools care about being overly organized even in the face of death Edit: i understand now

[@Sigrid-_-]

​@@raylectro If it isnt a close to death call, it helps keep people calm. Ofcourse, if youre very close to the fire, ofc you can run away from it, but after that you calm back down

[@TLAM20]

@@raylectroI think it’s stupid too it’s like “I ain’t gonna take my time if there’s a fire in here” but my school actually had a fire and all 1700 of us left the building calmly because we didn’t know if it was a surprise drill or not. So the drills really do work even though everybody thinks they’re stupid

[@videjara]

That 1 teacher: *"Fire doesn't dismiss you, I DO!!"*

[@steve3197]

LOL

[@ItzRiley-ie3ti]

MY LITERAL SCIENCE/CICICS TEACHER

[@friendsza9711]

My spanish teacher

[@Adrenaline0000]

one*

[@godzillaridergamer7595]

IF WERE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRE, THEN WE WILL ALL BURN IN THE FIRE

[@absolutelynotkay]

middle and high schools: *all kids running out of their classes to the school parking lot holding their phones and hugging their friends and bf’s or gfs* elementary schools: “leave everything behind” “don’t talk” “HANDS TO YOURSELVES” “NO RUNNING” “SINGLE FILE LINE” “GET ON THE GRASS” “LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND”

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

As somebody who works in a school, the no talking is so that the kids don’t freak eachother out, the no running is so that they don’t all panic and crush eachother, or so that a kid doesn’t run off scared and get stuck somewhere or get lost. It’s hard to keep track of 30 kids when there’s a crisis

[@ididurmom8477]

What if its a big school? Mines got 3,000 kids 💀

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

@@ididurmom8477 I meant per class. We have 30 kids per class there’s more in the whole school lol

[@ididurmom8477]

@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 still. Its impossibles to run if theres a crowd of people stuck together. And kids are gonna get lost in said crowd

[@emstink]

​​@@ididurmom8477 The teachers are usually responsible for their individual classes, not the entire school. More than 100 students is impossible for one teacher to control. All the teachers will do a register of their students once outside, and this is pooled together across all the teachers to see if anyone's missing. The crowds are also a good reason not to run as it could result in a crush.

[@ididurmom8477]

@@emstink odd. The teachers in my school dont do attendance outside during a fire drill. And we literally cannot run

[@PhonkAttack4DX]

'leave all possessions for some reason' This is so accurate

[@user-oq8yo6ln9b]

No comments for some reason

[@user-oq8yo6ln9b]

This is a new rule

[@cheels1655]

Taking possessions takes extra time but I always took my smaller possessions anyway

[@potatoeboi]

​ Still a dumb reason if they expect you to make a line and walk out of there rather than just run...... Taking your bag takes like less than 5 seconds, more if you're slow af ​@@cheels1655

[@coltonstewart8698]

​@@cheels1655Unless you are packing everything up, slinging your pack across your shoulder real quick takes less than 2 seconds. I would always grab my stuff as I got up, so there was exactly a .05 second delay.

[@Shad3dboks]

The stupidest thing is that if someone didn’t know about this they’d probably think it was a legitimate joke cause of how stupid it sounds

[@kilegane]

What do you mean by that?

[@TheYarnStop]

@@TocaEmilyyy Being quiet is important so you can hear instructions and stuff, but the rest is pretty dumb, especially how close they stand to the school. I once had a teacher whose school was actually on fire, and they had to walk to the high school close by or else they would’ve been burnt to a crisp.

[@HyruletheCheetah]

Facts

[@lilsaltygizmo9191]

@@TheYarnStop no offense but thats also pretty stupid to because honestly who’s not gunna talk during a fire drill

[@lilsaltygizmo9191]

And why listen to the instructions when is literally the dumbest things ever

[@CrystalFox25]

All of those rules have a reason. They want you to leave things because a) it wastes time and fire can catch very quickly, blocking potential exits, b) people have been ended because they went back in a flaming building to retrieve items and c) if you are still in the building when firefighters arrive, you are in their way and they cant begin fighting the fire. You can’t talk in the hall because of the potential that new instructions have to be given with little to no notice in a smokey hallway with little oxygen, like if a firefighter says you need to go somewhere else OR if the teacher realizes there is a danger and needs everyone to listen and turn around. You can’t run because that could start a trampling event which has ended people in real fires throughout history. You stand in the grass but at what is considered a safe distance away so you could see the fire IF it was coming, but also so you aren’t in the way of firefighters. This also allows you to take attendance and get help sooner. if you had to travel a larger distance, it would take more time for you to realize someone was left behind. Attendance is called because if there is someone still trapped, the principal can inform firefighters who then know to prioritize looking for the person. This is why teachers tell you to be quiet as well. wasted time could mean that the person who is missing could be ended by the time help arrives. They also ask that you continue to be quiet on the field in case firefighters give new instructions (like if the building has a potential to explode, they will ask you to move all of the students back farther to a safer distance). All of the rules have come from our knowledge of past fires and have been developed to help reduce panic and save as many lives as possible. We do the practice so if a real event were to happen, the hope would be that habit would override panic.

[@lspectroniztar]

yeah but what if you already have your belongings on you they'll just waste more time making you put it down

[@CrystalFox25]

@@lspectroniztar Most of the time we let kids take what they are already wearing. If someone is wearing a sweater, I’m not going to make them take it off unless they put it on after the alarm went off. If it’s something like a phone, they need to put it in their pocket and not use it.

[@lspectroniztar]

@@CrystalFox25 Some teachers make you put it down even after you already picked it up before the alarm.One time I was clutching a paper i spent an hour on in 4th grade, and the teacher grabbed it from my hands and ripped it when I was already holding it

[@CrystalFox25]

@@lspectroniztar I can’t speak for other people. I’m not sure what you want from me?

[@lspectroniztar]

@@CrystalFox25 nvm then...

[@Leslieschannel85]

The way he is just so calm and said for whatever reason

[@user-iw7ne7sy5q]

"We will now stand on the front lawn and watch as the school burns to the ground." That part always confused me the most as a kid.

[@i.r.4378]

That's the fun part 👀

[@josuabar7150]

Its to see, wo got out and whos still inside

[@morbrakai8533]

What else are you supposed to do? Run away?

[@roeldiamond353]

I think so they can count all the students so they know who's missing. I'm not American 🤷‍♂️

[@johnathanmccullough]

It’s so that if the fire make’s something pop and fly u will see it and have enough time to move

[@bluepolar4565]

“Uhh, teacher, Jimmy’s burnin-“ “NO TALKING”

[@user-cq8lg7ec9w]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GPGFUCK]

For somereason

[@gerryedwards2499]

noooooooo lmao

[@UniqueinABadWayALT]

Rip Jimmy

[@mileselon1339]

​@@UniqueinABadWayALT GET THE FIRE HYDRANT

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

The guys crying at the end was just too funny. 😂

[@eZeeExpress]

Me looking at the fire extinguishers every five steps

[@djfcb]

"The school is on fire" Dumbledore said calmly.

[@Ch1ps_cha0s]

Umbridge: DUMBLE. DOESNT DISSMISS YOU I DO! Harry: but theres a fire- umbridge: DETENTION dumbledore says calmly: and Also the 2nd floor Just burned down

[@ECHOGEKO]

Ron: Steps over line Mrs. Weasley: YOU DARE STEP A TOE OUT OF LINE??! 👹👹👹

[@kabirvariava4031]

nobody uses this damn meme phrase right

[@Unfuseddd]

​@@kabirvariava4031yeah. in the video, he ACTUALLY said it calmly. this phrase only works if the person is very much NOT saying it calmly

[@TYSM_FOR_17_SUBS]

😂😂

[@bubblegaming1118]

You forgot the “last person, close the door” 😭 we totally have the time for that!

[@drnanard9605]

Well yes, you do

[@Copter200]

​@@drnanard9605 Debatable

[@robertgough161]

i mean closing the door can slow down a fire

[@bubblegaming1118]

@@robertgough161 yeah but are you actually gonna spend the time to close the door when theirs a fire? Isn’t the first thing to do is keep yourself safe before the school? 😭 I know it can slow the fire but the point is that you can’t close the door and run out..closing the door slows you down

[@Booyakasha787]

for some reason, my school also expected us to turn off lights

[@user-un1hn2kp3b]

“For some reason” That was said after almost every dumb thing 😂😂

[@rizzaros2718]

As a teacher, this is so real...but they missed one detail, we also have to take photos for documentation... I don't actually know why they keep on insisting to do these ridiculous guidelines during emergencies but I definitely know these stubborn procedures are useless in real life and death accidents...so I also teach my students what they must do whenever they encounter these incidents, where to go, what you must avoid and what you must do to stay alive...

[@KvngKongg]

The “running for some reason….” was so on point

[@reaperofcookiez]

"no running for some reason"

[@Knight-lj7fz]

Comments like this always confuse me "running for some reason" isn't even a complete thought, and if I am to read it as a complete thought it's not what was said in the video, the only thing that makes it funny is the full thought in it's context, I guess it is true that if the majority of the comment section was AI most people wouldn't be able to tell, don't leave comments for the sake of leaving comments fam.

[@KvngKongg]

@@Knight-lj7fz it sits at 272 likes as of right now, that means 272 people understand what I’m saying, as in don’t blame me bc you’re not able to keep up❤️

[@termsconditioner7463]

​@@Knight-lj7fz it's ain't that deep bro

[@Knight-lj7fz]

@KvngKongg They don't understand what you said. They know what you were trying to say as I do. My confusion is in regards to how your brain works.

[@samc9047]

One time at my school the fire alarm went off and our teacher didn't let us leave because "there wasn't a fire drill planned" 💀

[@SuperiorPelican]

Sorry, WHAT

[@Snipyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

that means it was real or someone pulled it

[@jomojarykyojuro9166]

I don’t think that was a good idea

[@Sophiethefirst13]

What do they think fire drills are for? 💀

[@montyspythons]

@@Sophiethefirst13blowing our ears out! Duh!

[@oateyoats07]

My school recently had a small fire in the cafeteria. The alarms were going off amd everyone in my class stoppes what they were doing and just started looking at each other. After about 45 secs we got up and as we were heading down the hall, there were some classes where the teachers made them line up in a single file line before they even opened the door. Good thing it wasn't a major fire.

[@jeremyobrien3167]

Bro says alright the school is on fire 😂😂😂 very calmly😂😂😂😂😂

[@paknyc_7866]

In a fire drill I never leave my shit, it’s always on me 😂

[@The-cookie-goat]

Fr

[@JJOrange]

Good, if they say leave it just fuck them, like fire or not I’m still gonna make sure my expensive phone is safe like damn

[@khristinodahlen7737]

I don't know why but I always bring my water bottle. I don't bring my backpack or anything. Just my water bottle. 😂😂

[@leonelzubieta8636]

I just don’t bring my phone, it takes too long to retrieve it and it’s not worthy to take it because you can only use it when you are leaving

[@senbonkzakura7991]

why do you have shit on you

[@ZypherXenith]

“The school is on fire” bro said that so casually 🔥👍🏻

[@YisraelLoriga]

💀💀💀💀💀💀❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@user-xl1lx6ex3p]

“The fire alarm dose not dismiss you I dismiss you”😭😂

[@EntityBSS]

"Let's make sure that everyone is here now that it's over"💀 that one kid still in the school

[@doomepic]

that one kid at the bathroom 💀

[@umitencho]

💀💀💀

[@gottendrop4026]

You put the 💀in the wrong spot

[@justinkaufman495]

We actually had a sub once, and she was using the restroom during a drill. She was 97 years old. A really nice lady, but she got lost on the way out, and again on the way back in. I felt really bad for her.

[@SamraatTheNoob]

The “Stand on the only flammable substance” part is hella true

[@RobloxNoobwastaken]

my noob brother 😱

[@nubbdzE]

fax tho

[@samnemo5928]

You stand off the pavement so the fire truck doesn't run you over

[@Darur1308]

@@samnemo5928the fire trucks ain’t blind and u can move out the way when u see it

[@samnemo5928]

@@Darur1308 in an emergency situation, it's better if the firetruck doesn't have to wait for you (and the dozens of students behind you) to get out of the way I know that following directions is hard, especially when you have to do it all day. But at the very least, try to do so in an emergency. Trust that the fire marshal (who made the directions, not your teacher) has your safety in mind and it could save a life.

[@electedpurse5999]

OK, the reason they tell kids not to run because if everyone ran, people would just get hurt like I understand that part but it’s also funny to say don’t run during a fire

[@leighlucas4083]

People who saw the teacher had no shoes or socks 🧦😂how is he not embarrassed about his smelly feet .the teacher is so chill

[@subsandwichenglish]

"The school is on fire." Bro is the most chill man in the universe ☠️

[@Cat_lover-gg3lz]

Fr😂

[@MusallamAlmazrouei]

My school was on fire once and the teacher was clamer

[@WraithPrinceFandome]

@@MusallamAlmazroueiWe all can be a bit clamer sometimes 🦪

[@xiaopoq3797]

nah in a real fire drill, im grabbing all my things. my ipad, phone, tote bag… everything. they’re so expensive 😭😭

[@Iseewater]

Fr, my laptop is in my backpack, if it burns the school is paying for it.

[@barbaradavis7095]

Sameee😭😭😭 Like I’m not leaving my phone that has all of my contacts and KZbin and games no way😭😭 I’m grabbing my whole backpack and my water bottle and my Chromebook😭😭😭

[@Blazeyblazeyblaze]

Better to survive than die getting your things

[@Sisidiehebwi]

Why the fuck you got all of that ?

[@thecrab3033]

@@Blazeyblazeyblazebut their always right next to me

[@Kitkat_fnaf-jj9rv]

“ stand on the only flammable surface” is so true

[@Jason13264]

Bro is so calm

[@ChloeDrawzbi]

“The school is on fire, for some reason” 😂😂 I can’t. Edit: 1.8K?! WOW

[@thorn2315]

😐

[@terencejutzeler4046]

​@@thorn2315💀

[@The_war_thunder_noob_02]

He never said that

[@darianshahjani5348]

I re watched the whole video again to see this dialog and never found it😐

[@HABIB31022]

"You quoted something he didn't say, for some reason." 👇*Tssss*

[@TheJeffyNinos]

“Hey, Don’t step on the Concrete, Only Step on the Flammable Substance here” Got me💀

[@naalex9058]

Grass isn't flammable, too much water in it...sorry to ruin the joke

[@XillyWonka]

​@@naalex9058Not in my drought ridden area... Grass is always dead and dry

[@MannyV14]

​@@naalex9058 bro not all grass had that much water in it. It is still quite flammable.

[@ghanaria7996]

@@naalex9058hmmm whats more likely to catch on fire, the concrete or the grass??? Hmmmmm

[@ryanboiii1217]

Not u quoting it wrong 😂❤

[@TheManBots]

"the only flamable surface got me

[@Betty_13132]

Students "the school is on fire" Teachers "let me finish my lesson" Students:😶

[@Johnny_trucking]

Fun fact: The reason schools make you stand on the grass, is so that the firefighters have quick access and have the least amount of struggle when charging inside the school.

[@samnemo5928]

It also helps to be off the pavement so the firetruck doesn't run you over Edit: looks like I started another war between Britain and her former colonies. Can we agree that the fire marshal (who makes these rules, not the school) wants students to be in a safe and centralized location to make it easier for the firefighters to do their job?

[@EvergardenForest.]

And plus there are sprinklers.

[@Serial_Designation_N871]

hi engineer

[@majesticeagle5461]

@@samnemo5928They shouldn’t be driving on the pavement lmao

[@earthelucidator]

😂🤡

[@rainbowbutterflyfan]

My school actually did burn down. One thing they don’t account for is that smoke travels, so you WILL have to move to a different location other than the front lawn. Edit to add: the only thing the drills were helpful for was keeping us organized. That’s probably the main reason for them anyway.

[@danielarnold9042]

How many people just ignored the rules and ran for it?

[@Velealoveshearts]

Finally someone who doesn’t beg for likes and tells actually tells story’s

[@AngelicaFrancis-nt6ii]

Mine almost burned today,tbh I kinda thought I was gonna die 😢

[@rainbowbutterflyfan]

@@danielarnold9042 none actually! There was only 50 of us, it was a small charter school. Most of us were just really confused bc they told us it was a drill, but there was chatter of smoke in the building from the kids who actually saw it so we didn’t know what to think. We just shuffled confusedly out the door

[@rainbowbutterflyfan]

@@Velealoveshearts haha yeah I guess so. I just tell my pieces and go

[@Quicksie1717]

That's what my teacher says at school everyday when I get a fire alarm (starts crying)

[@chereeriggs7671]

Dude….this is so good. “Standing on the only flammable area for some reason.”😂

[@psu_k]

School: *burning to the ground* Meanwhile teachers: Leave every valuable item you have in the school ao it can burn

[@drnanard9605]

Are your objects more valuable than your life?

[@TailsGaming1999]

@@drnanard9605but if its already right next to you then whats the issue

[@drnanard9605]

@@TailsGaming1999 a bag will slow you down, hinder your movements, and potentially hurt you and others, especially in the case of a stampede. Anything that has a battery literally becomes a bomb in a situation of intense heat. You really do not want to have your phone on you in a fire.

[@SlushyIsMyName]

​@@drnanard9605that's why you don't listen to the teacher and actually move faster than a snail out of the school so you wont die a horrific death.

[@bigman7556]

​@@drnanard9605a bag is not going to slow you down whatsoever unless you are extremely weak 💀

[@Mxieate]

Bro was also casually barefoot in the school 💀💀💀

[@mqzv]

it's a short lil bro it's not real school

[@Mxieate]

@@mqzv It's meant to be a fun comment 'lil bro'

[@mqzv]

@@Mxieate it wasn't funny

[@Football.0321]

@@mqzvdon’t think he was trying to be cos it wasn’t a joke he was stating something 😂💀

[@Mxieate]

@@mqzv Wait, why do you even bother comment on this?

[@everettb12]

“…for some reason” after every rule had me dead😂

[@Angeldust69690]

Im grabbing my stuff and jumpin out that window cause frick the rules

[@lolilikefrogs]

this made me laugh so hard

[@KoWo.]

“No talking, the fire will find us-“

[@user-wb3yr9kt1t]

Lmfaoooo this shit is so relatable lol

[@KoWo.]

I didn’t expect to get so many likes lol

[@SpaceHardcore88]

Don't you know? The fire's hearing is as good as Figure's hearing from DOORS

[@StarDust672]

​@SpaceHardcore88 💀 Fr fire grew ears somehow every time we have a fire drill and the teacher tells us to shut up I look at the teacher in confusion my brain: WHY DO WE NEED TO STAY QUIET THE FIRE CANNOT HEAR US BUT WE CAN HEAR IT My teacher: just shut up and hide outside on flammable grass Me: 💀

[@creeperash07]

No talking, so the teachers and firefighters can instruct students safely. And panic breeds more panic, if one person starts screaming, you are going to have pandemonium.

[@marcelomassamba685]

The teacher: perfect✨ *The students at the back: 😭*

[@jaysylvester7973]

I’m surprised no one has made the meme Teacher: “hey the fire doesn’t dismiss you, I do”

[@Crailchak]

His grippers were holding me at gun point

[@XanderBeckett1]

Wish I knew their tas te

[@ScarletSalts615]

Bro teachers expect us to act like a marching band💀

[@user-by7ur8dq2m]

Fr ☠️

[@Luisguy1]

as a marching band student, the band is disorganized anyways so it dfoesnt really make that much of a difference,

[@tysondormer7515]

Eeeerrrrmmm actually 🤓 there have been multiple cases of panic in suing and children running out the doors causing people to become injured or dead via being trampled

[@jodi-annboston4808]

It’s the rules of the fire drill should work not the teachers 💀

[@user-oy4py8sf4l]

@@Luisguy1 yeah that’s us every year with the new 8th and 9th graders every year on our camp days

[@user-zc8xy2jn1z]

"I told my mom I hate her this morning." famous last words💀

[@qweu77plays]

Literally

[@user-ql7qn3ji6n]

fr tho!

[@z3v..]

prolly gets kept in the basement

[@CrystalYT93]

"HEY, make sure you are standing on the only flammable substance here." and the "Perfect" at the end got me lol

[@Oreodunkers77-vm1yf]

For some reason ✨

[@-Ryan_Gasoline-]

I remember when we had ours "BOMB! BOMB! IED THREAT INBOUND, GRAB YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!! "

[@BobbySmith-ek9fl]

Did the PA actually say that?

[@Tamatilo]

​@@BobbySmith-ek9fl yes i was there , i was laughing my ass off

[@Thereallocalanarchist]

That’d work a lot better for me than someone calmly telling me there’s an IED next classroom over and that it will kill us all if it blows and they don’t know when it’ll blow

[@sundaxe10]

sir are you in a 3rd world country? 🧐

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@sundaxe10 Probably not. But I'll bet you he's American. Takes one to know one🇺🇲🔥😭

[@NIKPortal]

"... *for some reason* " Is relatable

[@C0SM1C-ALT]

28 likes and no replies???? Lemme fix that

[@lillyswift42]

78 likes and 2 comments now.

[@Carnivorous_metal]

"The school is on fire"**huhhh sound effects** That was the funniest shi bruv😂😂

[@_smah]

Once the alarm went off in my school and we weren’t sure if it was real or not so my math teacher said “grab ur stuff if u want I won’t tell.” Greatest teacher ever 😂

[@DoraTheDeztroya]

Frl teachers act like we gonna see a flame behind us and calmly walk in a line😭😭

[@frosty-ls1pi]

480 likes and no replies???? Lemme fix that

[@adriansushanyong2784]

@@frosty-ls1pishut up npc

[@Halloweenhunter]

As someone who has Been in a school fire(in the room) you honestly just sprint out they don’t give a shit

[@Knight3469]

​@@Halloweenhunterwhat about the stuff cuz you need to leave the stuff like teachers think the stuff costed like 4$ and they don't care if it will burn

[@Halloweenhunter]

@@Knight3469 this was in 3rd grade so I didn’t have anything I NEEDED

[@user-fn1vu1tg1m]

My teacher expects my class to walk out of a fire or earthquake in a line💀😂

[@user-hv6gp4fu6j]

I know right I’d there was a fire Id flippen jump out the window

[@raisedbywolves72]

Fire Drill Perverts Schools have turned fire drill wisdom into a quirky game of telephone, where each generation of staff morphs the rules into something barely recognizable. It's like they've seen fire drills on TV, given by actors in a drama-free zone, and thought, "Yeah, let's do that but without really understanding why." Hence, we've got ourselves a bunch of fire drill enthusiasts... or, let's be honest, fire drill perverts. So, what does the rule remix sound like? "Form a single-file line and take it easy to the exit" has morphed from "Let's not start a stampede while escaping a fire." “Leave behind all your worldly possessions” should be "Forget your stuff, unless grabbing it is faster than a TikTok video." Silence is golden, apparently, because "No talking" comes from not wanting to drown out life-saving instructions. "No running" is the grown-up way of saying "Hurry, but don't trip over your own feet." Watching the school potentially turn into a marshmallow roast? That's actually "Let's all stay together so we know no one's turned into a real-life Where's Waldo." And standing on grass? It's not for the ambiance; it's to keep everyone in a safe spot, not starting a grass fire. The roll call post-adventure? It's less about attendance and more about "Please let me keep my job because I didn't lose a kid today." And waiting around instead of hitting the road? That's just to make sure the building's either ready for a grand re-entrance or a no-go zone, ensuring no one's sneaking back in for a forgotten sandwich.

[@zombsroyalegamer2318]

​@@raisedbywolves72no ones reading allat

[@KaspianBerheimBrudin-ny4ge]

I did

[@zer834]

I did

[@reaperscythe699hj3]

"Watching the school burning the forgotten items that teacher took or else"

[@karengreerleatherwood9957]

My schools never prevented students from taking objects or a bag with them as long as we didn't hold up the process of getting outside safely

[@Falney]

I made the fire officer angry during a drill at college. I picked my laptop up on the way out. I left behind the charger and laptop bag. I jus said to him "was I the last person out? No. Did I cause delays? No. So what's the problem?"

[@randomweeb9179]

For most college kids if the laptop is gone our education is gone cuz that tuition is needed to buy a new one to do any of the work

[@s.j.warlock4901]

You should really consider changing your profile pic.

[@Falney]

@@s.j.warlock4901 you should really consider whether you need to comment.

[@user-ky8zf7tz1x]

The line ''for some reason'' is just too accurate.

[@user-gn6yz7jn7k]

Fr when fire alarm goes in my school this is what happens

[@Rose_Park604]

"I told my mom I hated her this morning" *cries cutely* "No talking for some reason"

[@HeenaScribbles]

My old school was the opposite in one aspect. I remember they really wanted you to face the opposite direction of the school so you wouldn't see it burning down.

[@katelynholmes9504]

I think that’s actually because they don’t want your eyes taken out by projectiles or burn your face off

[@JTD416]

I’d hate that rule. It would be stopping my pyromania.

[@ariinuikamui4202]

Well for some teenager who realy don't like school seeing burnt in down can awaken something bad ? 💀

[@cjcamero81night50]

That's aclry supposed to be what you do in cause the fire break out of a window or some sort of object don't get sent flying into your eyes

[@ttvAgentjay313]

I would of said fuck no I’m taking my shit

[@AmandaRashid]

Imagine you have ur phone in the locker and u leave without it 💀

[@Justyne-zo7xr]

This is so true but for some reason in my school our tippy toes have to be on the grass and the rest of our feet on the pavement

[@TexasGamer_05]

If schools tell you to leave things when a fire is present, they clearly want your shit destroyed and I am about to disobey every single fucking rule they make for these situations. Edit:apologies for the cussing I got mad heated

[@rizz-xz9zs]

Thank you

[@crybabykayden]

same dude

[@christinewhoyt]

I can understand for school work books but you phone can be replaced so can you with clothes. I know phone can be expensive but home phones are a thing especially in high school has a lot of people lives under their parent(s) or guardian(s) roof. Clothes are expensive those days but thrift-store can be useful. Although myself I don't care about fashion.

[@TexasGamer_05]

@@christinewhoyt that’s a very fair point, it’s just phones aren’t a hassle to take out. They are easy grab and go and like said are expensive. I’m taking my stuff with me. Also my mother pays for my school stuff so I can’t just leave it there for her to have to rebuy everything. Replaceable yes but also a waste

[@OptimisticSwordfish-vh4bk]

Same here dude

[@MystikAvacado]

"Okay so, Calm and Quiet are you boys here?" "Calm??"

[@moxty2795]

Rip for all The Phones who's left in The Class

[@Lvl.Up.0]

“For some reason” got me rolling😂💀

[@thevictor284]

From the football field my school sounds like its a major prison in lockdown when the fire alarm goes off.

[@robinator7574]

Oh this is soo true. The stupid obsession of teachers to really not take anything with you. Yeaaah, that split second it takes to grab my backpack sure will kill me. And I remember this one time during a fire drill in primary school when a teacher lectured me, why I brought my jacket. Well, because it was cold and I just ripped it off the hook while running past it. I mean, sure, it's good to teach kids that life is more important than personal belongings, but this was ridiculous.

[@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg]

Your backpack isn't important, your books are paid for by the government and generally so is the rest of your school supplies, you get reimbursed

[@justinkaufman495]

Even worse is taking the time to put your stuff back even if you already had it with you. I once got in trouble for already wearing my jacket, like nah bro they can't be bothered to heat the school it's 50°F in there, I was already wearing it.

[@Kuwayukuei]

It's even worse because outside of school I was always taught in fires, "take what you can, but don't waste time grabbing stuff you don't need." So yeah, grab outer wear in reach and important stuff like cell phones or documents if you can, but don't put your life at risk for them if they're closer to the fire.

[@s.j.warlock4901]

During an actual fire, backpacks and jackets become death traps since they're highly flammable (paper + plastic + oxygen), have various strands that can get entangled anywhere, take up much more space (and a stampede is 100% going to happen), and they're literally straped on you. In a panicking crowd many bags and jackets will be left on the floor, becoming tripping hazards. A phone or a water bottle is totally ok to take with you, but a backpack can be a one way ticket to hell during a fire. Follow the directions kids, I didn't had any idea of how much they did made sense until I was the one in the fire.

[@mochaanderson2375]

Whenever there's a fire drill I'm walking out with my phone, headphones, my battery pack, a blanket...... 😂😂

[@user-gl1vu1lm9j]

Frr I would do that to I'm like bye school I'm not going miss you 🤣😂

[@Cecegoosegirl]

Fr like the stuff is right in front of your face you might as well get your stuff it's not wasting anyone's time and if it is wasting like 2 seconds

[@WhatEvenThat]

I grab the useful stuff in front of me. Phone, earbuds, and that’s it. Everything else doesn’t affect me outside of school. I don’t need notebooks if the school is in ashes.

[@ShibbyPlayzFN]

@@WhatEvenThatlucky bro we have to keep phones and bags in lockers we aren’t allowed to keep our phones outside our lockers so if a fire happened there’s no chance I get my stuff

[@WhatEvenThat]

@@ShibbyPlayzFN dang, I feel bad for the kids at your school, and you

[@pizzza12m1]

Missed a rule, thealphabetical single file line where if your names starts with a letter at the end of the alphabet your dead

[@robertduke227]

kids nooo the school is on fire teacher is chill as heck

[@_urpretty_]

One of my ELA teachers in middle school, who was an absolute blessing to have, said if there was ever a shooter or fire too close, that she would open the window and tell us all to jump out, it was a big fall so she always said "if you know how to fall, good. If you don't... A broken shoulders better than 3rd degree burns or a bullet.". Once we wouldve jumped out the window, she said in that scenario, "I know where I live and I'm guessing y'all know where you live too, cause just know I'm going home. So y'all should so the same" 😭😭😭

[@AngelOkie]

We always said in early highschool, that we'll pick up the shortest one in class and use them to break the window. It was a running joke, that most played along with. We also said if there was a shooter, the two tallest ones will stand in a cut out near the door and while we throw everything at them, the two tall kids will ambush them. Can't take down a 6ft + tall 250+ weight boys.

[@pokemon05100]

They do this for a couple reasons. Forcing everybody to go single file and calmly ensures that people don't get stuck in a choke point around exit doors. There have been some pretty tragic deaths caused by people getting jammed into a door and preventing the people behind them from getting through. You're supposed to be quiet so that you can hear any firefighters who might be on the scene. They might give instructions on how to get out if the regular exit is blocked, and it is essential that you listen to them. You aren't supposed to go back for personal belonging because the fire might block your exit or you might be moving towards the fire. I've never seen a school say you can't bring belongings that are already on your person. The teacher needs you lined up outside so that they can call your names and make sure everybody is out. If one of you aren't there they need to be able to tell the firefighters so that they can save you. I never had to stand on the grass, but we had to stand out of the way of the building in case it collapsed or in case a firetruck needed to get by. These are all tried and true safety steps that do indeed save lives. The solution you intuit will get you and all your friends killed. It's why you have drills in the first place.

[@SpaceHardcore88]

Yeah, but if it's already right next to me and the teacher says "leave it behind", I am not leaving it behind. It's already next to me and would barely take any time to grab. And with modern day prices, it's likely to expensive to replace. If it's right next to me, it's only going to take up to 2 seconds to grab (if it's heavy then it's reasonable to leave it behind, but who has something heavy enough to slow you down in a classroom?) But all the other points you made actually made sense. If something is across the school, then yeah, I'm not risking my life for it. I'd only grab it if it's right next to me or close enough to me where it wouldn't take much time to grab it.

[@homiekeen23]

Thank you! They're making it sound as if these rules were randomly made up.

[@assassin8636]

Yeah but not everyone is going to do all of that

[@katlicks]

​@@assassin8636It's basically just "Get up and leave without trampling and shoving", it's not hard to follow.

[@elvirae.3433]

It's a comment of a person with brain❤

[@LiamGray-hi2mo]

I love how he says "Make sure you are standing on the only flammable substance"

[@sarar8563]

Why is this so accurate though😭😭

[@Angiewoahh]

Then they ask one person to hold on to door while everyone exits 💀

[@luciana.v.]

at my school ur not allowed to hold the door for anyone. I know because I got yelled at for holding the door

[@99temporal]

​@@luciana.v. like, at all? Or just during fire drills?

[@-SPACEBOY-]

I think during an emergency

[@luciana.v.]

@@99temporal during fire drills or real emergencies

[@Stinkermcwinker69]

If teachers were completely honest during a fire

[@user-zi4yz7uj5v]

“Quiet, the fire will here you” has become a joke at my school 😂

[@SeldomLuis]

I had a high school teacher that said “if there ever was a fire you all best be running because by the time the fire truck gets here I’ll be home sipping on a Martini”.

[@HiperBlox]

School burning Teacher: It's alright to go back in.

[@keenanlane8527]

Fun fact: asphalt near a burning building gets really freaking hot (like melt through the soles of your shoes kind of hot) while green grass is a) difficult to set on fire, and b) relatively easy to avoid/extinguish. Personally, I’d choose the grass

[@katelynholmes9504]

Good fax

[@aandby4887]

But with that distance, I don’t think it’s like gasoline where it goes instantly everywhere

[@viashotel]

My teacher makes us stop at every single intersection when there’s fire drills (nobody ever goes through them since everyone’s already outside and we barely make it out before the principal goes “alright come back in”)

[@Space_12348]

My math teacher tells us when we’re gonna have a fire drill 😅

[@catlover8073]

“For some reason” is a great response to that lol 😂 This is so true. Instead of doing the smart thing we have to do the planned thing, which is not smart when you think about it as this video shows. 👍

[@SayukiSuzukiMizuno]

You leave your possesions, because many people GO BACK or STAY because they need to grab their bag/clothes/anything and they DIE; You don't talk because when there are MANY AND MANY people, and everyone talked, you wouldn't hear INSTRUCTIONS and you DIE; No running because when there are MANY PEOPLE and EVERYONE would start running, clog the exit and they DIE; You stay and watch the school burns so you DON'T DISTURB THE FIREFIGHTERS; You're standing AWAY from the school so the flames don't SPREAD TO YOU; The names should be read when you get to point of safety and after, just to be sure that John is not the PERSON WHO RAN BACK TO SCHOOL FOR HIS BAG

[@prach1234_ayt]

I'm The Sixty-Ninth Like LOL

[@shireads2954]

I hate to break it to you, but lining up, not taking time to grab your things, walking instead of running, staying in a designated area, and doing a head count all make way more sense than gathering all your things and running for the hills. If you gather all your stuff, you may not have time to escape. If everyone is running for random exits, people will trip and be trampled in the panic, if everyone is talking, teachers won't be able to hear if there's something unusual happening (like a child calling for help). If there is not designated area, people could get too close to the fire and be injured. If everyone leaves and no one does a headcount, the teachers won't be able to tell the firefighters if anyone is missing and how many. If firefighters don't know how many people are missing (if any) they will either leave someone to burn to death without attempting a rescue or risk their own lives searching an empty building for stragglers. Fire drills are well thought out and proven to be effective. All the things I've listed actually happen when people don't follow the plan.

[@kiingblue]

​@@shireads2954 When I was a kid there was actually an attempted arson at my elementary school and a lot of the kids did grab their bags. For most of us the two second difference in getting out of the building was worth saving the hundreds of dollars in school supplies, and we still had to make an orderly line and walk out to the field, so it really didn't waste any time in the process of leaving. It's one thing if you're gathering all your supplies from a desk or locker, but if your backpack is literally on the floor next to you.. idk it seems stupid NOT to take it in a real fire.

[@MobileLegendIndonesia467]

Math Teacher:You ain't leaving before you finish the math task💀

[@epicfolds1485]

The wood shop at my school caught fire and we took the final in my AP calc class anyway. To be fair it was the building over but still

[@Lightingninja]

My math teacher gives me the most homework bruh