These will make you instantly 𝐻0R𝒩Y…

[@kaliyahanderson]

Brandon, this unhinged content is just a top-tier boredom killer. "i AM FEELING Not horny at all."

[@thefrogking_com4194]

Celery is literally crunchy water

[@hyunjinseylash6524]

💀

[@PlaceboStan]

Vegans favourite

[@fixingeverybodysgrammarigu4196]

No, that would be lettice

[@kiaju_nerd1018]

Yup

[@validavlogs7078]

Preach 👏👏

[@amberleeesteban8067]

absolutely nobody: Brandon:"HOLY SHIT I AM FEELING....not horny at all"

[@HAUNTINGLYBEAUTIFULADVENTURES]

Lol I started laughing instantly. He's so effortlessly funny I love it ❤️🤣

[@maythe_day6256]

lol

[@askept5]

BRANDON YOU ARE A FCKING COMEDIAN No one: ... Brandon: "Horniness level - Negative five out of ten"

[@charitylindsey146]

Celery is green crunchy dog shit

[@sillyman2]

it wasn't that funny

[@HopesAngelSprite]

Him getting excited about the pheromone perfume is so adorable bro 🥺😭

[@laurengourley8211]

only psychopaths bite straight into chocolate like that brandon :(

[@HAUNTINGLYBEAUTIFULADVENTURES]

I thought the dame thing 🤣

[@shanchan8247]

Me rethinking myself 👀

[@flowerfloof3103]

All respect to you and to Brandon, but like, why do you think we all enjoy these videos so much?

[@felixisdevoted]

also mello from death note

[@Toxic_ashess47]

That's how I eat it like that 😅😅😅

[@kinddearest6374]

That perfume made him ascend lol 💀

[@xplrjonah5890]

The way you violated the celery ✋😭 (also I am someone who likes celery, but only with ranch)

[@iamasimpforusimp2828]

I do too 🥱

[@HAUNTINGLYBEAUTIFULADVENTURES]

Violated 🤣 LOL I agree though. Poor celery 😂

[@LoveBlackIvy]

Never wanted to be celery so badly in my life 😭😭💀

[@ari-jq8pj]

i don’t think ive ever clicked on a video that fast 💀

[@iamasimpforusimp2828]

Fr💀

[@UnhingedClaire]

Down bad

[@midarisgun6898]

@@UnhingedClaire down horrendous

[@gracevincent]

he knows us so well that by having the title that, would make us instantly click it

[@cidercrush]

ok brandon, LITERALLY ATE THAT shrek approved 👍

[@blueberriesaregood8640]

Brandon’s five major food groups: Bananas chocolate almonds celery and poosay.

[@idk_matt]

0:53 turned off. you're turned off Brandon 💀

[@Lissa369]

LMFAO I have the pure instinct perfume so I knew exactly what was gonna happen as soon as he pulled it out

[@kinddearest6374]

It's not a video unless Brandon make some sort of s3xu@l joke or theme And I'm here for it

[@LizzysCake4u_]

3:46 HE LOOKED SO HAPPYYYY😭💗

[@fyfhfhfhbuvjvj7574]

his frown always kills me 😂

[@pinkcows5]

brandon im getting worried about these video themes....

[@hyunjinseylash6524]

💀

[@akun8032]

5:23 ... that's all I'm gonna say 💀💀💀💀🤨💀💀

[@jadaayema8205]

It probably does Brandon... 🥲💀💀

[@milesxparx3615]

he acts like he’s never eaten a banana before-

[@user-AtiredAnimator]

Fr

[@esraakin3275]

nobody: Brandon: starts touching the celery

[@Jeonginsrightshoe]

the way the tables turned

[@sunshine_star310]

Insert Danny’s TikTok: “Funny, but not funny haha. Funny…you accidentally turned me on…and now we gotta do something about it” 🤣

[@alvam_s3004]

The ✨deSiGn✨ of celery

[@caydeem]

the title confused me but I’m here for it

[@theonly3541]

Brandon thinks of the weirdest videos

[@Jokes-fp3jq]

I needa buy that pure instinct

[@parturtle7824]

i love Celery if you put peanut butter on its sooo good im not even lieing

[@ryzsk_]

1:12 i litterally sat there and said “brandon!..”

[@giaborowski1490]

When he ate the banana 💀

[@TheAutisticGang622]

i sugest puting penut butter on celery my mum used to do it and its a big improvement

[@liasworld2283]

LMAOOO THE BANANA TOOK ME OUT 🙏😭😭😭

[@hElLo-qp2fx]

1:14 Brandon wth

[@JesusRocks2382]

Celery is that water that you flavored with power, dump it out, and the slightest trace of flavoring lingers. NOT A GOOD FLAVOR

[@kaylenhively3371]

Brandon makes the funniest faces 😂

[@crimsonlove1630]

Should of put peanut butter on the celery

[@hElLo-qp2fx]

0:29 Brandon had that light skin stare

[@Kenzie_mooree]

Oh god Brandon

[@laylamurray2398]

HIS HUMOR HOLYYYY

[@Quafle]

Not the celery 😂💀

[@hisoka_amorou]

i love celery especially w peanut butter

[@MagkeitoMaten]

I asked myself why this was so annoying until I look at the playback speed and realized it was at 1.25

[@ezcupycake]

I love all the things youre eating bit-

[@klixx_]

when he drank the juice stuff he made a "badum" yoshi noise

[@shaylagordon6850]

Celery is bussin

[@berry5159]

Brandon-"AaAwOoOo I can't stop smelling my self!" Me-Are you advertising this all of the sudden-?

[@axiini5821]

2:05 I legit turned into the rocks face like.

[@potmki6601]

Design of celery i cant

[@ThatsSoRaven0o0]

Sir thats dark chocolate its gonna be bitter what else could you possibly expect 😃

[@theEdit_lover2227]

I love your videos!

[@transweirdo101]

I literally love celery 💀💀😭😭

[@yuri_gacha3001]

Liar 💀

[@transweirdo101]

@@yuri_gacha3001 Nah I'm not joking- its good!

[@rayxstars7006]

I love celery

[@samberber2043]

not me going to amazon to look for that oil 😳😏

[@HAUNTINGLYBEAUTIFULADVENTURES]

I need to buy that perfume 👀

[@beckymuniz3650]

The smell did the job 💀

[@Meg-rg1gg]

Dark chocolate is terrible imo

[@ayreauna4279]

i love celery.

[@bailx_rbxplys8917]

Me though out this video :😶

[@mudz6372]

... celery?

[@JackJohnson-zp1yw]

celery and peanut butter try it

[@potmki6601]

I'm pretty sure every food ever was called an aphrodisiac at least once, and that none of it is proven. I think they said it on QI

[@thefoxmoonlight]

Can confirm i ate an entire bowl of strawberries while I was a camp counsellor and they do affect you. You just need an abundance of them.

[@vanillabananacrepe]

onions too

[@sincerelyriah]

what in tarnation

[@annamarie822]

I wake up from a nap and see this notification...I shouldn't be surprised 😅

[@catastrophe4428]

I like celery.. smear some peanut butter on tha bish and its delicious 😂

[@gamerghouls18]

Brandon what sussery do u have for us today

[@superpisser]

Sour?? A banana?? HUH??

[@khaylalara90]

The faces he makes while eating these

[@0thercat556]

Dude where'd you get that banana? Ive never heard a banana called sour before. Anyone else? Dude did you hit and quit the banana seller or something? Shit dude.

[@tiffanygayle8519]

ofc this man would do some shit like this....... it's brandon what did yall expect lmaooo love him tho

[@Kaid_luvs...F0od]

I DONT THINK A BANANA SHOULD BE SOUR BRANDON

[@moonegalactica]

What kind of banana are you eating that’s sour

[@Sc3ne_By_H3art]

Un-hornified

[@juriannynunez105]

im questioning where he read this info

[@TheSirens_Fate]

I fuckin love Celery weirdo

[@rosekitty5685]

bananas are not meant to be sour

[@kaleishasmith]

I like celery

[@isaacphantom.exe6666]

WHY DIDN’T HE INVITE DANNY FOR THE PERFUME PART?!?!!!???!!?

[@ryuuuuuuuuuuu.]

Why would he ?

[@Shlugz]

I like celery tho.

[@morgan_07]

BRANDONNNNNNNN WOOOO

[@candww]

real

[@Ajafarijaid]

dude i am obsessed with celery like i drink it's juice i eat it boiled fried raw i just don't get it why everyone hates it ..

[@trickstermail6467]

It has come to my assumption he post every week. Cause. Every. 7. Days. He. Post.

[@whotookmylunchlol5243]

aren’t those foods for period cramps

[@softsadboy3433]

well uh...my brother likes celery..he's a sociopath :D

[@depressedair733]

you were repelled by the banana

[@haileemarler7832]

what i like to do is eat celery with ranch idk

[@ufwmefr_]

Brandon i think u ate a rotten banana. Its not supposed to taste sour🤣🤚

[@onlyforjimin]

excuse me???

[@butterstixjmarv1512]

sour???

[@ashley4573]

Brandon you good?

[@ilikemydonutswithjaminthem5606]

You're so funny I'm gonna die

[@schelda65]

Jay Bilzerian is that you it is OMG HOW I MISSED YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[@imaniclark4624]

try oysters and rum. they ACTUALLY make you....

[@TotallyNotF.B.I]

this guys channel is soley based on this 😭😭😭😭

[@TheSicon-pg2hv]

Yeah what about it?

[@TotallyNotF.B.I]

@@TheSicon-pg2hv bruh

[@booksthename4666]

why would you not break the chocolate...

[@NeneLuvzyu]

2:06 hear me out..

[@ThatFvrry_Gvmball]

I thought the perfume was a battery- a certain type of barrery-

[@Sapphire_Targaryen]

Oh no

[@blossom1459]

celery not bad.... its nice