CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Gold, Infinite Science, Infinite Army

Civilization 6 is the fantastic Turn Based Grand Strategy video game where you are tasked with leading your nation to a certain victory be it science victory, conquest victory or even an easy religious victory. It can be tricky to pull off a victory especially in multiplayer however if you manage to exploit and glitch civilization VI you can give yourself an unfair advantage against AI and rival Players. So naturally today The Spiffing Brit is going to be demonstrating an efficient way of destroying friendships by showing off if CIV 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if Unlimited Science glitch could perhaps put you at an unfair advantage... I mean surely spiff unlocking nukes before the other players have gunpowder is a rough demonstration of just how overpowered this glitch can be. But wait there is more what if Spiff also plays as Mansa Musa And gains infinite Gold and an Infinite Free army!! Thats right you too can have the largest army in civ 6 and have it also cost you nothing at all!!! Its perfectly balanced! So enjoy having more money than anyone needs and more science than all the other AIs combined thanks to a cheeky exploit involving duplicate districts!!! This is going to be the most exploit ridden civ 6 guide yet!
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Civilization 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite Gold, Infinite Science, Infinite Army is broken!!
A huge thank ye to Potato Mc Whiskey for sliding this into my DMs. Check out his channel for some fantastic civ 6 glitches and mostly some great Guides for how to play the game especially the new gathering storm DLC : / potatomcwhiskey
Also Marbozir was a huge help in discovering this bad boy too: / marbozir
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Gold, Infinite Science, Infinite Army
Last Civ6 video Title: CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - UNLIMITED SCIENCE GLITCH is broken!
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[@atticusbulan3508]

Fun-Fact: Mansa Musa once went on some religious pilgrimage and on the way, he bought so many souvenirs that he singlehandedly crashed the value of gold in some places. All because he Bought too much for the *producers'* good

[@lordviciouz9797]

He gave away probably just as much gold

[@jesternario]

And this is why his descendants only gave Ibn Batuda milk and honey instead of good and riches.

[@jesternario]

@Aquib Marthya Yeah, from everyone else. The ruler of mali gave him the simplest of gifts, so when his competitors gave him better stuff, he was much more favorable in his journals than he was with mali.

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

He bought so much souvenirs in Cairo he broke the market for a couple of years ar least

[@YoungLS0]

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 wasn’t it 20 years?? Or do I have that mixed up with another place?

[@christellesuarez8565]

I can't wait to flex on myself because I don't know anyone else who plays CIV 6

[@kaparg]

At least you can self flex

[@jacktasticone6151]

bruh same

[@WolfHagenSdW]

We just break CIV by ourselves, or at least with one buddy to have a party of A.I. Happy slaps. Like everyone! :D

[@BeriaLima]

Same :D

[@DigitalMafia34]

Send out them friend requests I do

[@timwatz2948]

Just imagine Civ VI becoming an E-Sport, wich is just about outexploiting each other. I honestly think that would be really entertaining.

[@malusso]

It is like watching jotaro play darby all over again

[@happytoaster1]

It'd take a while to kill infinite units. The first person to faint from exhaustion loses?

[@mrsneeze903]

@@happytoaster1 yes a 24/7 civ battle to the death sounds amazing >:3

[@drjay7596]

malusso OH! THAT’S A BASEBALL!

[@salted6422]

I would definitely like to see a CS:GO style ranking system in a Civilization game.

[@theonlylunarmage]

Most other games: Oh you have that unique item already in your build queue? Well you can't have anymore in the queue. Civ6: ALL THE SUGUBAS!

[@zierlyn]

I can see how it could happen from a programming standpoint. You want to make things as simple as possible by having a single checkpoint to see if a building is allowed. Adding a second check increases the amount of code, which you try to avoid (having two sections of code performing the same task). It stands to reason that "if a building exists, don't allow a second instance to be built" should be all you need, but clearly altering the order of the queue allows you to sidestep that checkpoint.

[@rubyalexey8692]

But how can you even add it to queue? Surely you should have a check there

[@zierlyn]

@@rubyalexey8692 Right. The logic check should be "if building exists OR is in queue" but the programmer must have assumed that once the building completes the rest of the queue will sort itself out. I'd bet someone went in later and added the ability to sort the queue, which broke the earlier logic check, which would have been fine if originally the only way to adjust a queue was delete items and add them again, as is the case in most RTS games.

[@Brat2513]

i cant wait for my gold coin!

[@imperiusempire4698]

The Spiffing Brit Welp, so much for buying some random place in canada

[@beelal6407]

@@thespiffingbrit Australia is pretty good in terms of COVID19 so.....when should i expect my coin Sir Spiff?

[@zfox1]

@@thespiffingbrit are there any exploits for the pending apocalypse?

[@passive975]

Random person: *drinks coffee* Spiff: So, You have chosen death

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

Somebody: dislikes tea in any way Spiff: so you have chosen death. Fun fact: I don't like tea, 8t tastes wierd, as though it has too LITTLE leaves, ungrateful American tea. Also, I don't like coffee Please respond Spiff

[@sunburnedmule965]

Spiff: no coffee allowed in the magnificent British Empire Spiff's American fans: Give me coffee or give me death 🇺🇸

[@Datroflshopper]

waiting for "The Commodities Market is a Perfectly Balanced Game with NO EXPLOITS"

[@Egolithz]

When you thought the pantheon exploit was busted, there comes our favorite Yorkshire tea drinking friend finding something that is exponentially more busted.

[@mudcrab3420]

4:40 - Is it wrong to have a crush on the blonde girl in the red? She drinks tea, right? The two of us could be friends.

[@karoljones7455]

You aren't alone

[@wiggumsdonut4158]

I think we all do

[@strogonoffcore]

Today is 4 of June, but as you asked, I'm here drinking a nice hot cup of mate tea, as usual here in Brazil! _and I've just burned my tongue_

[@kyle0280]

I'm drinking this wonderful caffeinated tea. It's actually pretty cool, it's made out of a bean! I heard it's quite a hit with the Americans. I think you should try it, Spiff.

[@doctorstrangepants6706]

"Three" and "Free" are so hard to differentiate with his accent. I really like his content, it's just the thing that gets to me.

[@devincook2736]

Age of Myffology

[@mudcrab3420]

Are you drinking enough tea?

[@calebadam2576]

At some point in most of these breaks, three does eventually become free.

[@yekaterinasmirnova214]

Not really) but you can try three cups of tea a day if it's a problem)

[@NikoX3]

Spif, in all due respect, the second you said to get a cup of tea within the first minute of the video, I immediatley went out of my way to get a Sprite and *not* drink tea just to spite you. Edit 1: to SPRITE you BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Edit 2: why is this getting likes lol

[@RainyArab]

The British Redcoats are approaching your location rapidly, better drink tea quick!

[@4mdt21]

The red coats have your house surrounded and are searching any packages or mail sent to your home. Don’t mess this up.

[@NikoX3]

@@4mdt21 shit I just ordered coffee

[@izzetop1910]

Green tea with some mint and rosemary syrup.... and 2 shots of Gin

[@violetevergarden5160]

How dare you even assume i am not drinking tea! Sadly this will be my last cup of green tea to I go to the store. It will be though, but i can survive on other types of tea.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

"Could even be you!" But... but I'm not Irish... Thanks for rubbing it in, Spiff!

[@arisu8269]

This still works even IN ANDROID LOL

[@doom_slayer380]

Wait, there's civ game in android ?

[@arisu8269]

@@doom_slayer380 there's none.

[@Riviera5252]

@@arisu8269 hold up I am confused you say there is a android version of civ then you say there is no Android version of civ what

[@arisu8269]

@@Riviera5252 i was just messing with y'all, yes there's an android game of civilization 6, you will need a good phone though, and it doesn't have the new frontier pass update for now

[@theemperorduck4801]

Btw it doesn't work anymore neither does the pantheon glitch

[@infidelgermany]

I've been drinkin Earl Grey the whole week now. I'm starting to feel you British people now.

[@simka123]

I am drinking a delicious tea from Kenya, it is natural processed and a light roast :)

[@hozimina]

I'm a risky man. I put coffee, green tea, and black tea together for the super juice of power.

[@kodakunaokami3790]

What monstrosity have you released upon us....

[@TheZepher24]

I thought every day is tea day! I myself am drinking Lyon's Gold Blend tea

[@mre4265]

tetley's that is the choice of today's beverage, love your videos man really entertaining and also helpful, i hope all that drink the devils drink gets the shits

[@kristiann8676]

Me: Drinks Coffee and Tea Spiff: Erases my entire existence

[@helston7262]

Just had a Yorkshire tea gold. Nice!

[@torremth]

May I recommend you to look up a game called Satisfactory, i would love to see what you could uncover in it.

[@spriteup382]

Yeah, that would be fun

[@crimsondragon2677]

I’ll be expecting my coin by the end of quarantine.

[@cinder1980]

Spiff is the #1 TEA boi!

[@gerhardvanniekerk3759]

For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

[@lonestar6709]

_"STOP! Stop, stop, stop, he's already dead......"_

[@FizzorPrime]

Enjoyed watching this video with a cup of cinnamon spice tea. And now on to break my game of Civ 6. That you very much Spiff

[@jatomeer9605]

"Hyper inflation" makes me think of something... very *different* than I think he intends

[@jeffreyhoon]

John K Peta anyone?

[@MasudaOfKorriban]

Hyper-inflation is def not my thing I'll say that.

[@Wulf6491]

Jasmine Loose Leaf tea. Out of a dinosaur silicone tea diffuser. Yup... Pro level right there.

[@12many4you]

19:19 Oh you poor baby. thinking about apostles costing a whole 400. my oh my. that certainly is something, isn't it? . meanwhile mine only cost around 1500 at the moment. big maps and epic duration rule

[@vbscript2]

Yeah, I was thinking, "Don't apostles *start* at 400?"

[@puwel9600]

I have 1l mug : ))). And yes, I use it ONLY for tea btw. Just saying. Good vids, I love it here. (ik its 2 years but who cares)

[@jormungandr5563]

Good’ol Age of Mythology, the Devs are amazing.

[@uks.036]

Perfectly balanced is now my favourite meme

[@G-5420p]

I think you could easily break the game doing the multi district thing with Acropolises

[@radioactive9861]

The name of the tea I am drinking right now is: Michelob Ultra Pure Gold;

[@liam3044]

Hol'up

[@PriestessOfDada]

drinking chofftea. It's half coffee, half yorkshire tea, chocolate syrup, mint leaves, and coconut milk

[@nicholassunderbruch7131]

The tea I'm drinking is a nice refreshing glass of Mt.Dew

[@TheSoltys666]

You totally are fantastic, Spiff :D

[@oscarinio22]

Is this exploit still possible to do today ? I tried but it seems like they fix the game smh

[@temmiecorp4214]

It was patched out

[@the_SolLoser]

Ive heard you can just roll the game back to this version though.

[@wyatttippett6441]

1:15 Yoo-hoo it’s an chocolate drink

[@wileymcgraw5511]

Spiff is the #1 tea boi!

[@CosyMatt]

Drinking a mix of spearmint and peppermint tea with honey.

[@kegastamm8273]

My tea is simple,himalayan tea leaves, lemon + pinch of sugar

[@letsoffend695]

I feel like buying that mug and drinking coffee from it

[@codesmith5]

I make Green tea and add coffee to it.. does the spiffing Brit accept hybrids into his ranks?

[@wolvzunion6831]

gonna buy the tea mug and drink coffee out of it lmao

[@yermakhanmyrza1385]

Stanley Hudson returns!

[@simont.4633]

15:11 SipsCo: Big Money, Big Women, Big Fun!

[@Cruizzerr]

Ahh yes, a man of culture

[@Almond19912]

Balanced? No but historically accurate. Mansa Musa went on a tour of Africa and Europe showing off just how rich he was. He would reportedly give out bags of gold to pretty much anyone. This crashed the medieval gold market. So yes having hyperinflation is kinda his thing.

[@idcgaming518]

@victor bruun that may have been ibn battles POV, but remember he was biased because he got basic gifts of food from mali. The reason was because they didn't want hyperinflation.

[@dustinmaxwell259]

@victor bruun Really? I read that he bought so much, he crashed the economy. Then he sold a lot of it back at a discount, just to repair all the damage he'd done. The dude had more gold than he or his great grandkids could possibly spend in one lifetime.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"And just like most Brits, I'm also building Big Ben as soon as physically possible" A true patriot.

[@frostmoon1184]

and again he is there

[@nero1406]

Here we go

[@darksteiner631]

Is not the bloddy big ben, it's the Elizabeth tower, you un-british brit. Haha

[@y.i5445]

Jesus christ man you are everywhere

[@saintjerry8168]

Hello

[@freeza12341]

"We can't just print money to get ourselves out of this situation." *The Weimar Republic would like to know your location*

[@hill2750]

The United States Department of the Treasury would like to know your location

[@CzechAvailabilitie]

The real historical Mansa Musa threw so much gold around during his pilgrimage to Mecca that it caused severe inflation everywhere he went.

[@Sagitta62]

Money! it's a crime, it is the root of all evil To-day 🎶

[@potatonoodlebear8035]

IH8585 printing that nice good green bag.

[@zombievikinggaming4258]

@@hill2750 United States is Weimar 2.0 in fairness, for both degeneracy and worthlessness of currency.

[@krissiepearse7560]

They fixed all the exploits! No pantheon stacking, no multiple districts! Nooooooooo! That looked so fun!

[@Attaxalotl]

We need an "Unfix" button for singleplayer that re-enables the exploits. I like my games the way I hate my airplanes: Incredibly, Incredibly Borked.

[@MsZsc]

Bork

[@mountainwhale8173]

@@Attaxalotl how where is the button

[@Attaxalotl]

@@mountainwhale8173 We don't have one. We need one, but we don't have one.

[@jaelski1217]

Damn, I wast just going to try it. Lol.

[@ike-br3ji]

Civ 6 and tea. The only thing keeping me sane this quarantine

[@lmao6338]

@@thespiffingbrit and he shall

[@Jediwhoever1]

Your Yorkshire Tea

[@23kurtzy]

CIV 6 Developer: "I'm just going to check my recommendations. Oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@nahuelmat]

They don't care lmao

[@vergillives9890]

They are A ok

[@neonightshade1]

Downloading Ono.....

[@5Andysalive]

they are FULLY aware what a buggy pos this game still is. Too busy making new 50$ DLC-

[@saiyanfang1047]

@@5Andysalive So long as it doesn't crash the game or softlock all it does is make it more fun for the players

[@PotatoMcWhiskey]

What can I say but you're welcome :) Loved the video!

[@BwompProcessing14]

"Free units, Free money, Free tea. 3 things everybody wants in his life." - The Spiffing Brit

[@germangamer7377]

, 2020

[@adrianafamilymember6427]

@@germangamer7377 NO NO NO NN..O0O

[@Connor._.06]

17:41 Spiffing Brit is gonna upload a new video called “Oil Prices are completely balanced with no exploits”

[@dentistguba]

How much oil can you store in a spiffco mug?

[@grahamturner2640]

LOL

[@tiredHooman]

PERFECTLY BALANCED

[@nicholasmartin4304]

Crude oil price is negative at -$36 a barrel, hope petrol comes down in price to refect that.

[@wargriffin5]

Next episode: *The Oil Industry is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits* Spiff: "HELLO ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the REAL Oil Industry. This is, of course, a perfectly balanced game. With a little help from today's exploit, we're going to be receiving FREE OIL; and, by extension, crashing the entire in-game economy. So sit back, relax and grab a cup of tea because this game is about to get absolutely crazy..."

[@durnsidh6483]

Considering the negative oil price in the states...

[@JFJD]

Surely you mean a cuppa Texas tea, of course...

[@muntadar1655]

USA has joined the chat

[@muntadar1655]

@Alain-Marie Rodrigue élève dang

[@hobbst14]

I wanna see Spiff do this in a Yogs game without telling any of them what he’s doing.

[@bendella7572]

there is one on civ channel

[@hobbst14]

Ben Della I must have missed that one. Do you know which one it is? I’ve seen one where he tries one but it fails miserably and I’m sure he ends up out first :p

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Have you found it yet?

[@pawelmoskwa6842]

@@hotdogfingerz9674 did u ?

[@hobbst14]

HotDogFingerz to be perfectly honestly I completely forgot all about it

[@Serratedmonkey4u]

Sadness, these have all been patched now.

[@jacobmelara4154]

Serratedmonkey4u damn it I was going to try it today....

[@fleimlehner]

I've been trying it for the past 10 minutes looking up tutorials wondering why I was so dumb lmao

[@lysanderthomas8902]

Dirk Leimlehner lmao did the same thing

[@semiperfekt]

Any exploits still working?

[@rodrigofranco2759]

Anyone knows if they patched Goddess of the seas pantheon? Or the Esc exploit with pantheons?

[@beshoy9150]

Imagine being the developers spending hundreds of hours making a game and patching it and you see a pretty big KZbinr make a vid about so you check who it is and you see “The Spiffing Brit”

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

Clearly that's not the Civ 6 Devs, since they barely spend any time patching it.

[@pokemonwarlord]

"Hyper inflation station" well, I guess I know what Spiff is into

[@Schilani]

Dear lord...

[@halt1931]

My friend and I just had a fun game where somehow, _no_ idea how, our unit costs for instant purchasing was in the negatives. Like, buying my special unit (I was Sweden) was -500 gold, not 500 gold. At first we thought it would just crash the game if we bought it, but we tried it, and we got the unit _and_ 500 gold every time. It wasn't just a free instant unit, it was a free unit that came with giving 500 gold as well.

[@Civlover10]

how the f(QUACK)

[@Withernall]

As always, Spiff; thanks for quality content! May your tea never run out, and always stay hot!

[@LiveLNXgaming]

ok, idea: you all play a multiplayer game and everyone tries to do a different exploit. the battle of the broken.

[@cookiecakeeater6340]

They can’t anymore cause they keep patching them :(

[@aurielbrooks129]

Is this patched?

[@cookiecakeeater6340]

AurielBrooks yes I tried it

[@defensivekobra3873]

well simply play on an unpatched version

[@spacejooj4807]

Spiff: "we can't print money to get ourselves out of this situation" FED: *money printer go brrrrrrr*

[@ohno6528]

Has this been patched?

[@mrboop8905]

@@ohno6528 qui

[@Peddrho]

TE PEGO PELA CABEÇA!

[@antonycharnock2993]

BANK OF ENGLAND: "100 Billion Pounds. Don't spend it all at once"

[@gustavohenriquefauth8920]

@@Peddrho e te jooj na agua

[@calste85]

"Worth about as much as a fallout 76 collectors edition" -Spiff painful because it's true.

[@dboi1656]

Man there was some salt coming out in this video, and I am all for it because literally all of it was deserved lmao

[@TKNinja37]

Hilarious because it's painfully true

[@VenomousCamel]

Ad for merch, made classy by basically saying, "Seriously, don't. Unless you're REALLY sure you can. Even then, maybe don't. These are weird times." Well played.

[@Oxnate]

Civ 6 is now free on Epic Games as of... about an hour ago. I'm downloading it now. Let me know if you find any other exploits, please!

[@gergosoos865]

I got it:) My funnyest story so far: I got in war with Teddy 2x. 2 turns After the second peace treaty he told me he likes how I keep the peace on the continent. PotatoMcWhicky (spelling wrong) got paid by his arch enemy Salahaddin for he got a disaster. They had like 3 wars before that XD

[@logiobotlg2467]

The spiffing Brit: makes video about civ.6 Civ. 6 devs: *start to panick*

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Spiff: "The game is very intelligent and knows when the player is trying to cheat the system" Also Spiff: **Gets infinite gold, infinite science, and infinite resources without cheating**

[@Dead_Goat]

Except he is cheating... The multiple campus trick is cheating.

[@seanspencer6708]

Exploits are different than cheating. He's not altering the code or forcibly inserting the multiple Sugubas. Only a work around inside the actual game operations any of us can.

[@thelvadam2884]

@@seanspencer6708 some people have standards

[@RadeticDaniel]

@@seanspencer6708 altering code is hacking, there is another name for fiddling with config file and the like, abusing system failures is called exploiting however, all three are forms of cheating, as you are engaging in activies to avoid following the stated game rules a good exploit is always brilliant, but ultimately unfair/unsporting, specially in multiplayer that's why spiff doesn't take on MMO's for instance

[@mudkipmatt3793]

Normal people: Yorkshire tea gold Human Hermit-crabs: Coffee

[@hskg]

Galaxy brain: canned iced tea

[@HetTheWitch]

*scuttle scuttle* I like coffee *scuttle scuttle* and scavenging the sea floor for nutrients *scuttle scuttle*

[@bigbrotheriswatching1190]

Regular people: ... Lipton.

[@sninctbur3726]

Legend has it that when Mansa Musa went on tour, the gold he left behind would crash the entire economy of the country he visited. This exploit is 100% in character.

[@timtamtube3683]

Does this exploit work on consoles?

[@ThePorkChoppa]

Does not appear so, unless I'm doing it wrong that is...

[@theregalproletariat]

And then he fixed the country's economy by buying back the fold at high interest rates. It beggars belief!

[@robbiestrong-morse730]

@@ThePorkChoppa its been patched

[@dustinmaxwell259]

@@robbiestrong-morse730 They've patched it on pc as well? If so, "Damn it All !"

[@PaxIesus]

Spiff: "We can't just print money to get ourselves out of the situation." Every world government: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

The Weimar republic also thought the same

[@letroll8954]

Money printer go brrrrr

[@Skyscraper125]

Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee, I'll be disappointed in you very very disappointed in you." Me with coffee in hand: "It's uh... coffee...flavored....tea."

[@Taolan8472]

Coffee is just a tea made from roasted "beans" rather than dried leaves.

[@fillymcwinkenbob4234]

And alcohol is just tea but with fruit instead of leaves and it's rotten!

[@MrRicehard]

And water is tea that somebody forgot to put the leaves in!

[@blazeytown4444]

and pee is just tea that's passed through the body

[@rexsilvermoon8609]

Yeh uuuuuh definitely coffee flavored tea.........

[@theparriedcasual]

Anyone: Drinks Coffee Spiffing Brit: *So you have chosen death*

[@jacobwiens659]

As Germany: Surround one Hansa with 6 commercial hubs for an adjacency bonus of 15 production, then use the civic card that doubles industrial zone adjacency bonuses.

[@starmada105]

And then get a coal power plant. 60 adjacency.

[@y3tti627]

Spiff with oil prices in the negative make REAL LIFE IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

[@Pyrplefire]

You know, I was about to make myself a cup of coffee when I started this video. Spiff's glorious balance convinced me to stop and make a cup of tea instead. Now, I don't have Yorkshire tea as I can't find it in any supermarkets near my house, so I settled for simple Earl Grey instead

[@100dead]

Thank you Matthew

[@otis9427]

Thank you Matthew

[@bruhnahg1409]

Earl grey will be acceptable for emergency’s however I recommend you purchase some Yorkshire tea because Yorkshire tea >

[@alirezahoseini1751]

you are making excuses man we dont have yorkshire tea in our whole country but i manged to produce one out of thin air

[@Prince_Phaedru]

I like how I go from DangerouslyFunny going on about how much coffee a stupid idea will take, directly into Spiffing saying how powerful tea makes you. My name's Dave, as well.

[@CheshireFatorum]

I'm still hoping for DangerouslyFunny vs. Spiffing Brit: _The Beverage Wars_

[@jacobfreeman5444]

Obviously the teapire will win.

[@connordarvall8482]

The only thing that can bring balance is a KZbinr who's enthusiastic about hot chocolate.

[@Prince_Phaedru]

@@connordarvall8482 you disgust me

[@ghoulgunner177]

We must tell DangerouslyFunny about the power of tea. Yes i do watch him too.

[@AndersRose]

Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee I'll be very disappointed" Me: "Just like my parents!"

[@mrsneeze903]

@Drew Taylor ewwww Mocha is evil go with vanilla or caramel!!! i have a thing with over powering tastes like Mocha... i would drink tea but i like for real can't something from most tea i have had has made me sick so i have to stick to my coffee but i will just stick a tea label on my coffee and pretend that i can drink it!!!

[@jkn3rulz]

Dr. Pepper

[@darkmage07070777]

Spiffing: *makes another Civ video Civ Devs: "Stop! Stop! He's already deeeeead! *sob*"

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

They would also say "Please stop breaking our game..." Spiff: "JUST MAKE CIV7 devs: "fine fine *sobs*"

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Spiff: "It's Church of Tea Time again!" Civ: "No, please, no more! Mercy! I beg of you, mercy!"

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

Spiff laughed and said: " *N o* "

[@alexfilatov1226]

Imagine looking out your window and some one on turn 69 has nuked everything you have ever loved

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

@@alexfilatov1226 I would disappointed that it didnt happen on turn 69.

[@siegfried1422]

What if it happened on turn 420?

[@alexfilatov1226]

Sieg fried then it would be a weed nuke of course

[@datmufn]

I’m a true Englishmen I drink my tea with... Dev tears

[@quinnhass]

I am drinking a usual type of tea today, I believe the natives call it "Water".

[@blargh2212]

"Light tea"

[@xXRaMsiisXx]

Dont worry tea is just british for hot dish water

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

Ames E Tea Lite

[@fyrun4838]

We need to get infinite amounts of Tea in real life: A perfectly balanced existence with no exploits, by manipulating the stock market.

[@iisduck1811]

you my friend, are the impersonation of The spiffing brit.

[@fyrun4838]

@@iisduck1811 Yes, I am him but from a former colony that revolted say 1776.

[@iisduck1811]

@@fyrun4838 XD

[@kevinwatkins3710]

I am Currently Drinking A South African type of Tea, RooiBos which if translated from Afrikaans to English is literally "Red bush"

[@mercury6800]

Ahh yes some good South African tea

[@Wowthatsfail]

Not gonna lie, red bush is tasty. Wait.... you're talking about tea?

[@jackalopegaming4948]

Also goes by the name Firecrotch?

[@thanakonpraepanich4284]

Roobios doesn't have caffeine and milk will ruined it. How do you stay awake drinking that? - An Afrikaan taught me about no milk when I was a uni student -

[@23chaos23]

Same here, RooiBos is the tea of strength and power!

[@Jojo.R.Chipelago]

I can't believe this game. It makes me so happy and yet so sad, just how easily spiff kills my favourite game again and again. You can tell the devs just don't really care anymore.

[@alreadyblack3341]

Tunnel Snakes RULE!

[@Nurk0m0rath]

Maybe it's the fact that civ 5 is still more popular than 6. It could be that they're too busy trying to figure out where they went wrong so that when they release civ 7, people will flock to the sequel again.

[@ruttedmammal4255]

They have so many bugs to fix, they don’t know how to fix them.

[@TheImmenseFence]

@@Nurk0m0rath civ 5 average players: 30,000. civ 6 average players: 43,000. stop lying.

[@Jojo.R.Chipelago]

@@TheImmenseFence in all fairness I think a lot of old civ v players are playing different games, not that they have moved on to civ vi but away from the franchise.

[@mugski]

TEA FOR THE TEA GOD, MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE, LET THE GAMES BE BROKEN AAAAAAAAAAA ... ... Im so sorry have played to much wh40k games

[@chaptermastertushan3576]

I appreciate your reference sir, except you are a heretic and a traitor and I will now be required to purge you

[@hardgay7537]

@@chaptermastertushan3576 Vulkan lives! *Stomp stomp*

[@mugski]

@@chaptermastertushan3576 You will never capture me, cause I shoot myself, just as planned.

[@chaptermastertushan3576]

by the God emperor... Your corruption is worse than I thought

[@osart168]

For the Emperor!

[@salted6422]

"We can't just print money to get out of this situation." *Stares in economist.*

[@chaseheidenreiter3029]

J-Pow- *laughs in unlimited QE*

[@press_x_tojason]

*laughs in krugman*

[@yakitatefreak]

Me: Drinking Starbucks The Spiffing Brit: *Jugding*

[@Halmir4126]

Plot twist it's actually tea

[@thereselundgren7304]

*why are you drinking starbucks???*

[@thereselundgren7304]

*poor starbucks*

[@yakitatefreak]

@@Halmir4126 Earl Grey, the most stereotypical of British teas, in fact.

[@reecepate2865]

"The World Oil Trade Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With NO EXPLOITS"

[@gyrachman]

Ah, that -14 USD/Barrel at one minute time, glorious stuff indeed

[@WhiteScorpio2]

Would they send me a free barrel of oil if I request one?

[@gyrachman]

@@WhiteScorpio2 i think they would actually pay you to keep one

[@karoljones7455]

More like no exports

[@Zack-fu4lo]

WhiteScorpio2 the fines for not being able to store the oil correctly will take all your money

[@strongraider1014]

I’m drinking a tea called Passion Peach meant to help with sleep and relaxation. Quite good if I say so.

[@strongraider1014]

coffee fish ayyyyyyy

[@recepozenc4315]

Another day another "perfect" unexploitable game

[@SqueakingLion]

I have, in fact, consumed both a cup of coffee and a cup of tea this morning, which just goes to show that I'm PERFECTLY BALANCED. Good and Evil, Law and Chaos, and utterly broken. For my next trick, I will take over the world, rule it with a benevolent hand, and then completely destroy it. The power of tea and coffee war within my soul, and create something... more...

[@SqueakingLion]

Incidentally, I am also in the running for Best Irish KZbinr... mostly because I'm primarily Scottish, so naturally...

[@carbonbeaker409]

I’m crying :-)