Pro Exploiter Vs Strategy Game - Millennia Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

[@thespiffingbrit]

*If you wish to encourage paradox to fund my exploits in the future then checkout Millenia and see if you can break it even more than me:* millennia.paradoxinteractive.com/thespiffingbrit

[@captainbonebeard6011]

Another one has bite the dust

[@outseeker]

glad they've welcomed the obvious thing to do :)

[@Pedone_Rosso]

The Spiffing Brit, the inventor of "emergent gamebrake". Thanks for your videos!

[@AuTo69420]

Should we consider paradox the new maxis?

[@penguinsareForever]

So you're basically a paid play tester here without any of the health insurance and other benefits the company would be normally forced to cover you as one of hteir employees.

[@TheGrimKleaper]

Beginning with exploits. Ending with an AC130 bombing the French. Truly perfection

[@patrickbateman69420]

In 1545 AD too, when matchlock firearms had barely been invented 😂

[@nitaigur6990]

I need more kleaper and spiff colabs to feed my hungry soul demon

[@TreeEmperor]

hi Kleaper

[@FlavorTown9088]

"Im gonna force march and move my units around behind the german line" Germany- you dare use my own spells against me potter?

[@luisleongaming1776]

Meanwhile France is cheering in the background lol

[@mortisCZ]

Captain B. H. Liddell Hart and J. F. C. Fuller were British tea drinkers so...

[@TrumpCabbage798]

That’s what I was thinking-

[@h4t3_]

Game devs are realizing that spiff doesn't only promote your game but he also makes quality control. Perfectly balanced.

[@thespiffingbrit]

I submitted over 25 bugs and feedback suggestions to the devs so yeah I like to think they got their moneys worth and the game will continue to improve :)

[@h4t3_]

​@@thespiffingbritA true fine gentleman indeed

[@vedranmesic2249]

@@thespiffingbrit I heard a myth that it was your actual profession (to play test games until breaking point). Is the myth true?

[@LiftandCoa]

by the power of yorkshire tea, you are doing the lords work@@thespiffingbrit

[@hudsongaming1538]

“As all things should be”

[@alexanderharris5022]

For those curious for a real world history comparison. By the time Spiff is using early WWII bombers in 1520, in the real world of 1520, King Henry VIII was only 29 years old and was still married to his first wife. That is an insane leap forwards in tech.

[@mortisCZ]

His Lancaster bombers were build very close to a time of Lancastrian kings of Britain. 😀

[@alexanderharris5022]

@@mortisCZ It’s such a baffling high of technology for the time, Henry VIII could have attended his 5th wife’s funeral in a Ford Mustang.

[@ruukinen]

To be fair, this happens in every 4x game. Civ 6 is no different.

[@LiterallyNobody0]

Well seeing how ww2 took place in the 1940’s I’d say so 🤣

[@PierceArner]

Spend money to make money, but in this case - the money is violence and the violence also cures you so long as you have the most violence. Spifftastic!

[@thespiffingbrit]

the natural wonderful cycle of violence

[@claudioledgard331]

You know what they say, Blood for the Blood god

[@BSideWasTaken]

Spiffonomics applied to military history

[@thevonya3977]

"Paid in the blood of my enemies" takes a whole new meaning with this strategy, the truly British way of sharing one's culture

[@paulketner5077]

@@claudioledgard331Skulls for the Golden Throne?

[@clericofchaos1]

This isn't the first time Paradox specifically has hired Spiff to break their games. They get promotion, quality control, and tea. It's really a perfectly balanced scenario for them.

[@gagamer7251]

with no exploits whatsoever

[@frostyontheradio9326]

Tea is the most important of course

[@DeadsTBD]

Seeing as how many time Paradox let Spiff break their games it sure look like it's worth it for them xD

[@clericofchaos1]

@@gagamer7251 as all things should be ;)

[@TheFanatical1]

this is not a good advertisement for the game, honestly.

[@dekopuma]

14:40 "War, what is it good for? Well, the economy is doing well" is such a sad, accurate statement.

[@Cliché_Speak_Geek]

Soldiers: "We like dis Emperor... We will pay him to be his army!"

[@barbariandude]

For a raider, that might be a thing. Pay your own way for a share of the loot.

[@Valchrist1313]

Couldn't get more British that that. For example, the Duke of Wellington, the guy who beat Napoleon at Waterloo, paid a commission to be granted a rank and given a command in the army.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@Valchrist1313 Given the results, that was a very good move.

[@tricksterjoy9740]

@@Valchrist1313”I will pay you to let me beat that guy”

[@silverpact1008]

@@Valchrist1313 Quite literally "You all suck, and i'll pay you to let me prove you all suck. Point me at the best one, i'll win."

[@Hungry_Raccoon_]

I always love seeing a game dev decide to hire spiff, they probably get a massive work load to fix bugs and glitches after he’s done with it.

[@danhammond8406]

Let's game it out is the true game test.

[@lesath7883]

Much cheaper than hiring a "pro" testing company.

[@SinclairWest]

​@@danhammond8406 I'd say they have different profession Spiff takes loopholes and breaks game mechanics to win. LGIO takes ungodly amounts of time and breaks limits of your computer. So Bug Catcher vs Stress tester I'd say ^^

[@AkariC]

​@@SinclairWest lgia will also ignore the tutorial, all ingame messages, missions and waypoints. He would even not hit the "play button" if asked so. And he will find a way around every possible likit. Legendary guy.

[@CED99]

Other youtubers - age of blood sounds bad, let's avoid it Spiff - Hard turn towards age of blood, that sounds fantastic!

[@slymonkeyinc20]

I was hoping to see someone try going for it and Spiff did not disappoint

[@roberteltze4850]

Quill18 went for age of blood too but largely because of his viewers encouragement.

[@pieterfaes6263]

5:10 Spiff breaking the game by summoning Bronze Age Collapse sounds...rather historically fitting, for once.

[@spejic1]

Don't think the Hittites were brought down by a B-29 raid followed by an assault from Heuy gunships, however.

[@micahphilson]

The devs benefit hard from sponsorships like this. They paid Spiff for one video, and in turn found several dozen _features_ they didn't in their own playtesting! I wish devs did stuff like this more often!

[@micahphilson]

And gained visibility and hype to boot! I'd never heard of this game, and now I can't wait to see the chaos unleashed upon release!

[@TheFanatical1]

@@micahphilson They don't get any hype or visibility from this: the game looks bad, and this video tells me that not only does it look bad, it's actually bad.

[@jonathanpilcher337]

​@@TheFanatical1visibility is visibility, it doesn't have to be good

[@SiriusG]

@@TheFanatical1 spiff is, for a lack of a better term, a well publicized play tester. he is literally doing what people like me do for the indie scene for contract. they pay him to play, break, and promote their game. in return they get a list of things to fix, advertising, and he gets money and content. its win win for both parties involved. hes QA for them.

[@Mors_deus]

I saw the anti kleper play this and then saw your video and knew I HAD to watch you break it

[@thespiffingbrit]

I saw his run. A valiant cheese indeed

[@v_lad8559]

“Violence isn’t the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes.”

[@TheCrosshare]

While actual QA professionals are a resource that are woefully underappreciated and undervalued(most the time), shipping your game to Spiff to be broken is just a smart thing to do in any case :D And if you happen to make a game that Spiff can't exploit, well, that would certainly be a box cover note better than any "X gave it 10/10".

[@lfemomo77]

Was gonna say the same. Instead of paying QA staff, just send Spiff a free copy

[@l0rf]

@lfemomo77 I know it's a joke but please pay Q&A. Spiff videos cannot replace the work and current year releases are so often an incredibly buggy mess.

[@hermanphilips4617]

Bold Print in 30 font : "We finally made a game that Spiff could not break!" - No game developer, ever.

[@TheCrosshare]

Definetaly a good note, especially as QA is talking of thousands of bug reports :D@@l0rf

[@ryaku5]

I love the fact that you are not afraid to use the adjective 'silly'. Such a good word that is rarely spoken these days.

[@quantemwensday]

the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

[@thespiffingbrit]

you cheeky bastard

[@Brobobobobobobo]

Heretic!!!

[@stumpy990]

I only drink bean tea or harbor tea

[@4bschaum]

thats right, it's Folgers!

[@bigv6724]

Blue Mountain coffee Files Folgers is over priced floor dirt.

[@timothy5480]

This is a great move you get QA bug testing and advertisement at the same time, Ai isn't stealing jobs this perfectly balanced man is

[@swiper-no-swiping]

"somehow, having a standing army makes me money" america would like to know your location

[@MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen]

Oh the grand old Spiff of York, he had ten thousand men! He forced-marched them to the centre of town, and forced-marched them out again!

[@Kemot300]

13:00 I see The Spiffing Brit, in true British fashion, brought blood, chaos and misery to the world and profited from it.

[@moonflowersax]

Not the first time developers did that. Imo, every developer should pay Spiff to break their game for quality assurance. Heh.

[@lukasmagana466]

Watching a tea-addicted british man breaking games with absolutely no effort really tickles my brain

[@IvanGrgurina]

Well, it took him 80 hours of playtime before making this video, so not really "no effort" 😂

[@Eoinmack2402]

Paradox Dev to his project manager: "Sir we have completed the testing and have found our game to be perfect and ready for the market with absolutely no bugs or glitches whatsoever. PM to Dev: Send it to the Spiff. Dev: ....Oh GOD!!!! PLEASE SIR ITS PERFECT Spiff: OH, YES IT IS AND ILL PROVE IT BY BREAKING IT

[@BMH91]

Spiff is the best QA tester cause no matter the game he'll find a way to become a God

[@quantemwensday]

the best part of watching thespiffing brit is folgers in your cup

[@jakehelder3254]

A spiff video means a good day

[@thespiffingbrit]

well I hope your having a lovely day now

[@IsaacOrd]

that and some coffe.. . . (looks at spiffs armies) . . yorkshire tea

[@TheBeast-is2mn]

Ahh My favorite Yorkshire Tea Enjoyer once again conquering the world through devious machinations

[@DavidSmith-mt7tb]

What's crazy is Ursa Ryan did basically this same strat totally "legit" on a random okay start and without the age of blood and still managed to get like 20 vassals or so by midgame and just absolutely ran away with the game on the highest difficulty. They probably need to cap the forced marches/reinforcement uses per unit per turn and fix the math so you can't be paid gold to have army, and maybe reduce the amount of healing those raiders get or something. Local reforms lets you giga capital while still spawning a ton of units and taking a ton of vassals. Then if you want some more cities later you can just integrate the best ones whenever. This build can get pretty unhinged.

[@lastresort1plays]

The issue here is the ai is really bad at defending its cities, a very basic defense should stop this. Also this a game that's balanced around every being powerful, which spif does explain.

[@leiaorgana5098]

58% reviews on steam, lots of reviewers calling it hot garbage, boring and only peer to peer multiplayer like its the year 2000 all over again.

[@pokemaster2185]

Shout out to MATN. I’ve been following him for a couple years now. I feel like the two of you should collab on a Fallout challenge video of some kind. Given Jon’s overall knowledge of the game and your propensity for breaking every game you get your hands on, it could make for some interesting content.

[@TBKOTOROB]

The cup part of foldgers up is waking in your best😂😂😂

[@ShadeMeister93]

"another strategy game from Paradox Interactive" You mean to say "Another game with a lot of future overpriced DLC from Paradox Interactive"

[@thespiffingbrit]

I cannot understand your concerns atop my golden plated horse Armor curtesy of Todd Howard

[@Hrafnskald]

@@thespiffingbrit It just works :)

[@justjesse4276]

It's published by paradox. Not made by them.

[@willo1345]

I like paradox games, so I buy them. If it has a DLC I want, I buy it. If I don't, I am satisfied with the free content patch. It's really that simple. Now, if you don't, I don't care.

[@livedandletdie]

@@justjesse4276 And... it's like saying oh yes, Call of Duty isn't made by Activision, it's only published by Activision... It doesn't matter if it's Infinity Ward that makes the game, or if it's Treyarch that makes the game or Sledgehammer Games that makes the game... They just cycle the studios and there's one thing guaranteed battlepasses and DLC... for all eternity.

[@gautierlemaitre8314]

you are the kind of good and relaxing video that wait just around the corner when you dont anticipate thx for cup of tea

[@beewyka819]

Raiders > million vassals > kingdom is absolutely broken. Ursa Ryan did the same strategy and it is absolutely glorious

[@petertrudelljr]

Spiff with a game is like the Lock Picking Lawyer... give it to me, I'll have it cracked in no time...

[@pickleengi8123]

When I saw other KZbinrs made videos about this new game, I waited for the king’s answer

[@fang4223]

So many tubers known for exploiting these games have been doing videos on this. This is the best fine tuning and bug-quashing method for a game I've ever seen.

[@kohnjack]

This is truly a playlist for us tea drinkers. Love the background music.

[@Fatty0012]

After hard days at work, I enjoy coming home and watching your videos. Thanks for always making great content

[@TheLostVikingr]

As a coffee drinker I do enjoy living in spiffs head every time he boots up a game that contains an enemy faction 😂

[@_Tanziplayz_]

My friends were playing a DnD campaign, and one of them had in possession of them, an egg. He then proceeded to name it The Spiffing Brit and put it in a Boston Tea Party Teacup. When it hatched, he gave it a mustache, a monacle, and a four-peice suit. Later, it went up to a demon with a mustache, focused really hard, then one that was almost-perfect grew on it. It currently has +4 Vicious Mockery.

[@skinny_p1383]

Nothing better than opening KZbin and theres a brand new Spif video. Stupendous

[@patrickbateman69420]

Ah yes, the famous Huey helicopter from 1545 AD 👌

[@StylishYeoman]

0:10 You say this like it hasn't happened dozens of times before and it's some sort of illogical crazy decision lol

[@sneakeyred]

Game devs need to hire spiff as a bug finder *cough cough* i mean game reviewer as he casually plays totally not exploitable games

[@SwedishSinologyNerd]

I wanna know how many developers just slide into Spiff’s DMs like “break my game Daddy, I mean heeeeeey” xD

[@EHilgy17]

Historians: "we never knew who these sea peoples were that caused a massive bronze age collapse" Spiff: "allow me to introduce myself~"

[@ARandomVogon]

I had one too many Yorkshire teas and have Yorkshire Shat my britches 😢 I blame you, Sir Spiff >:(

[@gabesisneros136]

Weakness we sense in u

[@ARandomVogon]

@gabesisneros136 in my bowels, mayhaps. But in my spirit NEVER! LONG LIVE SPIFFLANDIA

[@paulknight5018]

There's only one thing to do focus on your inner Arthur Dent and power through dear Vogon, use your towel.

[@SportyMabamba]

Are you sure you weren’t drinking pints of Yorkshire Ale by mistake 😂

[@ARandomVogon]

@@paulknight5018 just gotta remember to suck on the right corner

[@Suhi]

It's kinda sad, that they don't fix raiders and warfare abilities at all. All this was in demo, and i finished the game in 40-50 turns on small map.

[@markbirch7624]

Just sat down to have a cup of Yorkshire gold and this video came up… thanks spiff!

[@Dr.Death8520]

Exploiting the exploiter to find your game's exploits

[@senior_waffle-_-]

Somebody is hiring the spiff to break a game.... Beautiful.

[@Lowenar]

Ahh, nothing like a new Spiffing Brit video and a cup of french roast

[@MrT3a]

I absolutely convinced Paradox know exactly what they're doing when they send a game to Spiff.

[@u53r12]

2:44 Obligatory reference to Brazil (the capital of one of our states is called "Fortaleza", in Ceará)

[@British_Buffooon]

From one brit to another, I believe we should rename London into Spifftopia. It's as intricate and elaborate as fine "British" art taken from only the finest French painters and is far less glum than London.

[@paulknight5018]

As another Brit I approve, The Thames should be renamed The Tea...

[@thepenguinmafia]

Fortnum and Mason can become the new royal mint

[@armelior4610]

Shouldn't London have a glum name though ? It's not exactly bright, colorful and sunny

[@British_Buffooon]

Yeah, but Spifftopia evokes and lights a fire within every British person, making them more patriotic towards their country

[@isidornimages]

Letting Spiff test run your game is a big brain move from game devs.

[@VoidicHerald]

I've beeeeeen waiting for this😭😭 I knew he'd thrive on this😂

[@commentator7828]

When I saw the title I thought he was going to go the crusader path

[@gregdecker4741]

they really shouldn't have paid you for this because I was thinking about buying this game before I saw this video.

[@Deathrydar]

Same

[@Charlys787]

12:49 "would you like to know more" Starship Troopers lol

[@jaxongarrison3896]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed lol

[@prophangas]

The music choice of this Video and the overall pacing is crazy good. Keep it up

[@razor191919]

The drums at the start made it unwatchable for me. Does it change??

[@nikypercea]

but the coffee drinkers didn't get whipped, they evolved into irish coffee drinkers, and managed to add tea to their mix as well, therefore evolving the bland and stale drink called tea to more glorious heights.

[@Voromire1]

Most of Spiff's exploits are just minor oversights that can be used in ridiculous ways. But this? This genuinely makes absolutely no sense. There can't POSSIBLY be a way to counter this. The Age of Blood is so powerful for combat focused players and so detrimental to the rest, that it seems like there would be no reason to do anything else. Though, I guess I am thinking about PvP, and I don't even know if it's in this game lol

[@andrewauchter7759]

What I'm hearing is, Spiff turned this into an Age of Sigmar game, and he's playing as the Goretide.

[@ivanbooroovooy6775]

And not a single person in the comments joked about Spiff's pronunciation of Vijayanagara like Vagiyanagara

[@Chariotrequiemiscoolok]

Well he is british, it's to be expected

[@valhallabeast]

New idea for Spiff to break with exploits......run for a government office

[@secondghoul9986]

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves, Britons never, never will be slaves. I think it's better than 'Long live the king'.

[@KavsLockedOut]

"britons" very notably were slaves

[@thomasnguyen4427]

Barbary pirates raid, “hi”

[@Wolfenacht]

7:17 What. The. Hell. Is. That. Picture? Did bro stub his toe? Lol.

[@Jacksonmoonstar1714]

Spiff is the best KZbinr to give a paid promotion to. Not only will millions of people see the game but he also rigorously test it for bugs and “features” 😂😂

[@Yutzune]

Day 298 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Paradox back at it again, making Spiff the balance tester of dreams.

[@doesntmatter6736]

The tech stuff is a bug, the army stuff is a feature.

[@Relhio]

The combat looks like it was made 20 years ago, what the hell is this?

[@FARBerserker]

aside from the shift click instant research, ursa ryan has done the raiders failry comprehensively.

[@jickhertz4124]

Kind of sad how the UI and map look beautiful, but the combat looks like it's made by a 5 year old lol 🤣

[@jacobkendall2832]

Just found yorkshire tea over in the states. I feel like I can participate in watching videos correctly now

[@CHR3S_1]

Meh... why should you get Millenia if you already have Civ 6 (not to mention that the devs behind civ 6 have lots of experience and as such made a better game).

[@tagginondawal3961]

Spiff at 9:08 "this is exactly the ability cheese that would lose friends". Spiff should have played the other youtubers (since he's not friends with them) and beat them lol.

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

congratulations to all of you who were here "first."

[@bigv6724]

Sir Spiff is the first and always the first for we are mere peasants always in 2nd place.

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

if that is the case,@@bigv6724, falsely heralding oneself as first is to be considered an act of heresy and retribution shall be swift!

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

if that is the case,@@bigv6724, falsely heralding oneself as first is to be considered an act of heresy!

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

if that is the case,@@bigv6724, falsely heralding oneself as first is to be considered the action of a heretic!

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

if that is the case,@@bigv6724, falsely heralding oneself as "first" is to be seen as an act of 卄🝗尺🝗丂丫!

[@garyboyles5762]

I've got to say, watching enough of you, I've added something you do, to my personal life. I am a cook, and when I plate my dishes, I say 'Wa-bam'.

[@Rejic]

How to test your game: Give it to Spiff and say 'break it'

[@Epicness560]

This is an incredible strategy. Hire Spiff for bug and exploit testing is a win win.

[@gjallar-hj8gr]

It may not be what Paradox Interactive hired you for, but I need you to go above and beyond the project deliverables. Please pack a complete turn 1 science victory playthrough into a youtube short.

[@micahphilson]

This just makes me think Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great just discovered -bugs- features like these.

[@Pratalax]

That powerpuff girls intro was pure class, especially with "chemical x" being "exploits". **chef's kiss** wonderful. ....also the "would you like to know more?" edit xD

[@Seth_Lawless]

Been binging spiff for the last 3 nights, a 12 hour shift is certainly far more enjoyable with that beautiful British accent. Glad to have a new video finally

[@SneccTheSnake]

I do love that spiff is effectively a QA tester that decided to become an entertainer

[@greenus1737]

Gotta love how spiff was using WWII technology in 1540AD. 😂

[@SparklingControversy]

Imagine living your 1550AD life as a Coffee Drinker, sipping away at the local consecrated café one day same as usual, you look to the sky and see a giant metal bird coming at you?? 💀

[@Kid.Poker33]

Why do I feel like spiff would be successful in any endeavor? It's not just the accent trust me this guy is top notch.

[@armelior4610]

Ah yes, the infamous Bronze age collapse caused by the Sea People... I mean Tea People

[@magnumbreakz]

i hope other factions are just as broken. my favourite kind of game balance is "if everybody is overpowered, then nobody is"

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

Civ for iPad is even more broken than it looks! Wonderful.

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

Oh wow. This is the most glorious game breaking I have ever seen from you. And the devs might actually patch it seeing as they asked you to play in the first place

[@deathsheep22]

I actually really want to see more, hopefully there might be a stream but spiff always does something interesting for culture victories

[@vyrv6719]

This is such a genius move man. Its just the gaming world version of hiring offensive security specialists, plus advertising bundled in.

[@caffeinatedsloth4136]

Literally just got off a five hour session of this game, pretty good in my opinion.

[@rustkitty]

I'm always giddy when I see a turn based strategy game do those cute little battle animations (much love to Advance Wars and Military Madness). The battle animations here are even better because they look like those fake mobile game ads. Seeing the military airships bomb those iron age looking guys has big "level 100 mafia boss vs level 1 crook" energy to it...