TTA Podcast 183: Bedtime Bible Stories (that will terrify your kids!)

[@jonwood6101]

I had an older sister, who read Greek mythology to me at bedtime. It's one of my fondest childhood memories. It also put god claims into perspective for me. Later in Sunday school i ask so many questions, they told my mom i was disrupting the class. She was embarrassed and never made me go back. As an adult I understand I why the religious target children, use assertions as place holders for answers and pretend to be offended by critical analysis of the Bible.

[@blatherskite3009]

I feel lucky to have had atheist parents. When I was a kid and my dad was driving for hours, headed to the coast for family holidays, the playlist wasn't Bible Stories - it was the 13-hour BBC Radio adaptation of "The Lord of the Rings" interspersed with some Pink Floyd. Blessed :)

[@Bryan198026]

In my opinion one of the best adaptations of LOTR ever if not the best.

[@blatherskite3009]

@@Bryan198026 Yes, still love it. It bridges the gap between the Bakshi animated film (having some of the same actors as that version, most notably the same Gollum) and Jackson's live-action trilogy. Jackson obviously loved the BBC radio version growing up (they get the BBC down there in NZ) because there are some nice homages to it in his films - not least having Ian Holm, the actor who played young Frodo in the BBC radio version, now playing the older Bilbo in his LOTR films.

[@wolfgrinn]

Okay, when I heard of this book, I instantly went to Amazon and ordered it, even though I know my wife will have a fit, since she's a devout Christian...

[@AmazingAutist]

Danny Hedager Krog Saw this comment was pisted 3 years ago. How are you holding up?

[@pontiuspilot9301]

Feb 2022 Just orded it as well, along with Seth's Sacred Cows. Peace

[@danielfegley2735]

You got more balls than me

[@johnkillinger453]

People wonder why religion is on the decline... This is why... I first questioned the bible when I was 10 years old.. I can't believe how many grown adults still believe in the bible....it blows my mind

[@BISMARCK-ks5it]

Yes I asked my mom some questions when I was younger she freaked and had me baptized and she never answered my questions lol 😂🤣

[@isakkoclown]

Totally agree,,, i was Christian too, and i was always trying to hide muy christianity because its stupidity.

[@freddiehoward1738]

À1

[@qwertydog9795]

as a brand new unbeliever I ask myself the same question. there's a lot of power in childhood indoctrination. I spent 20 years believing in it, assuming bad things would happen if I doubted. I wish I would have paid attention more to the questions that filled my mind when I was 16, maybe I would have wasted fewer years doing intellectual gymnastics.

[@danielfegley2735]

They make up excuses telling them self God must have a reason or I must have read that wrong that's what I kept telling my self when ever I read a scripture that blew my mind

[@likeAgopher]

That "bitter water/test for adultery" story always makes me think of the "witch trial" in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[@GottaWannaDance]

Hahahahahahahaha! Thanx for the laugh! She was a cute witch. But, she floated like a duck. (I wonder if any onlookers ever thought that those who sank were innocent, but dead.)🤷🏼‍♂️

[@RyujinZero]

That whole thing with the original Passover always freaked me out as a kid. I was always like... but what did the Egyptian kids do to deserve getting killed? I think I might've asked my mom about that, but I don't recall her answer.

[@legofanguyvid]

Anubis cried when he saw all those infants and children on their way to the Duat.

[@prettyevil6662000]

+legofanguyvid ...that would be a beautiful story. I now want to hear the Egyptian gods tell of the massacre of their people because a different god meddled in their affairs.

[@enki354]

Anubis wasn't he one of the aliens on Stargate SG1?

[@phycoman4561]

At least we got "Creeping Death" by Metallica. "Die by my hand, I creep across the land, killing first born man" repeat =D

[@bengal4047]

As soon as you said Passover, my immediate thought was the movie 'Prince of Egypt'. If you haven't seen it before, I highly recommend it because the soundtrack is absolutely badass and the animation is beautiful. The song 'Plagues' from near the end of the movie is on my writing playlist for when I need to write a particularly intense showdown; there's just so much emotion in the characters' voices

[@DRayL_]

Glad you included the "bitter waters" story. Most christians have never heard that one before.

[@DRayL_]

By the way, . . . . . this video is VERY important in showing what is actually in the bible, . . . again, . . . often to where christians either don't know the story, or where they are forced to "interpret it in a positive way".

[@kariahlukemacchan2230]

Please give verses

[@captaink5217]

KariahLuke Channel It’s in there, if you’re a fan of the buybull you shouldn’t have a problem finding it.

[@kariahlukemacchan2230]

Captain Atheist please give best egs. Thanks

[@jklinders]

It really is one of the better arguments against those who claim abortion is against God's will. @KariahLuke Channel, it's in Numbers, might help narrow it down for you.

[@pinkstarzmutiny]

It's in the Bible, I wasn't born here, I was born in South America and I went to Catholic School. I was told these stories as they are written unfiltered it was to the point I saw a cross did the blessed Trinity: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. I thought I was going to hell if I didn't do the blessed Trinity. My dad decided no religion and gave me science books and told me to be good cause it's the right thing not because I'll be punished. That's how I became and Atheist.

[@enki354]

Your dad and you are geniuses. I'm curious I'm not Catholic so I don't know who is the Holy Ghost?

[@atheistechoes9594]

That's a good dad right there

[@GottaWannaDance]

@@enki354 No need to be curious you're not Catholic. Your parents probably are another religion. Maybe atheist. If you are interested, there's probably stuff online about being Catholic. Good luck in your search!

[@qwertydog9795]

your dad is a hero! we should all be encouraging children to be curious; children absorb so much when they are young and it sticks with them for the rest of their lives usually.

[@heatherclark8668]

I heard of a congregation who got it into their heads that God wanted them to buy the house next to the church. They approached the owners of the house and were told in no certain terms that they were not interested in selling the house. The people from the church were surprised and taken aback but not deterred. They took to marching around the house and praying and claiming it in god's name. The owners of the house called the police.

[@DavidSmith-xs3or]

And I thought that the original Grimms fairy tales were disturbing.

[@PokemonRules333]

Yeah another reason why the Bible is not for kids

[@MsDjessa]

30:00 I stopped the video before hearing the full story. Got my Bible, read the story. Had myself a good laugh, read it to my mother, had even better laugh with her. I couldn't even keep myself composed while reading it. I mean this is the "good book".

[@TheRobdarling]

Satan isn't Gods worst enemy... Satan is his employee.

[@TheJluv70]

AMAZING writing and amazing storytelling,Seth!

[@truthseeker4291]

"There are answers to your questions." The way you phrased it, sounds like it was a text or e-mail exchange. If so, you should have said, "I didn't get the attachment. Please resend, because I want to see those answers." ;)

[@rainydays1105]

Excellent storytelling. I enjoyed this very much, thanks.

[@franklinnewman7850]

Yes. If I owned a bookstore, I'd sell Bibles, but only in the fiction section and they'd all have warning labels slathered on them.

[@shanweeboy]

I really liked that story at the end.

[@sanguinemathghamhain833]

I love how Ed Suominen's Testament of Jehu and your reading of it make a far more compelling and actually somewhat like-able (in the same sort of way as most of the people in the Black Company by Glenn Cook) character than any in the bible, which is supposed to be such a beautiful book according to so many.

[@Phi1618033]

My favorite child appropriate story in the Bible: Jezebel, the wife of King Ahab of Israel. After Ahab dies in battle, one of Ahab's generals, Jehu, initiates a coup d'etat against Ahab's son, Joram. So Jehu with his army meets Joram on the road to Samaria, the capital of Israel, and Jehu immediately chases down Joram and his bodyguards and murders them. When Jehu and his army arrive in Samaria, Jezebel comes out onto her balcony in all her fineries, looking to welcome the troops. Instead, Jehu orders Jezebel's servents to throw Jezebel off the balcony. She hits the ground so hard the blood splatters the walls. Then Jehu has a feast to celebrate his victory. At the end of the feast Jehu suddenly gets a conscience and thinks that Jezebel should have a proper burial, but it's too late. When the burial crew gets to her body she has already been devoured by stray dogs. All that's left of her are her head, hands and feet. Best part of this whole story? The prophet Elisha--a venerated prophet of God--told Jehu that God wanted all of this barbarity to occur because of Ahab's failure to worship God properly. Indeed, if you read the entire Bible, it seens rather clear that God revels in having those who disobey Him massacred in the most brutal manners. Sleep tight, kids!

[@eyesoffire2325]

Where is that story located. I'd like to look that up.

[@MegaChickenfish]

_I have no words._ Somehow despite reading it for years the bible never fails to disappoint.

[@hypeninja4786]

Nathan Bell somewhere in the Old Testament. I remember the story, but I don't remember exactly where the story was.

[@Axioanarchist]

2 Kings chapters 9 and 10

[@katarinatibai8396]

💯💯💯 But don't forget kids. He is also a just, merciful, and loving god.

[@Lucifurge]

I was raised mormon. For me it wasn't so much the scriptures, but the way I was treated. I was kicked from the young classes and was treated like a freak till at 18 I stoped going.

[@Troubleshooter125]

I still think that Judges 19:22-30 is up there with the other stories you mentioned. I find it interesting because it mimics / plagiarizes the story of Lot and the angels back in Genesis, though in this case, they actually follow through on the offer! Oh, and we can't forget bible-porn: Ezekiel 23:20!!!

[@80swoodpanel]

I distinctively remember the picture of a dead baby in the kids bible that my mom would read to me. I was more confused that scared, like ''How does that help me?''.

[@wanamaballiew1474]

I can’t help but wonder if Jeptha’s daughter had been a son instead of a girl if God would have somehow came down a miraculously spared the child like the story of Abraham and Isaac 🙄

[@phyllisdevries5734]

yes that story really pissed me off! I have 2 Daughters 3 granddaughters. I would never allow them in a church, they are more precious to me than a bunch of lazy worthless sons. I don't want them to learn the guilt and shame that I felt as a girl.

[@mongofan1]

Great show, Seth; thanks.

[@GottaWannaDance]

When I asked about something I read or heard or about "beating the fear of Gad in me", I was told, "Oh, that's the old testament. That doesn't count. Take it with a grain of salt. Gad changed. He's not like that anymore. Just read the new testament. " I've often wondered, when's he gonna change back? What if he changes back? ("Oh, he won't. He loves us too much.). I'm worried he may self medicate. You know, go off his meds. Then what? I wonder who his therapist is. Are they licensed to prescribe medication?

[@phyllisdevries5734]

Yeah that psycho needs Thorazine

[@arcaneowls9102]

Man you have a great voice for audiobooks

[@bengal4047]

Agreed. I'd pay to hear him read anything

[@freethinker7115]

Hi Seth...thank you ...I order the book When I listing to this podcast ...I JUST GOT IT !!!

[@michaelkrull3331]

When I was a kid mom had a set of Bible on tape called "Kingdom Recordings" which was really just a dude reading from the New World Translation. I still have the Genesis through 2 Kings set. One night she decided we should have family time by sitting down together to listen to the tapes. Her reaction to the story of Lot having sex with his daughters makes me laugh to this day :D

[@GottaWannaDance]

Bet you were glad you were a son.

[@charlesatty]

That theme in lot is a popular porn theme in southern states.

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

My Oma told me about Krampus when I was little; after that, nothing in the Bible scared me any more.

[@BISMARCK-ks5it]

Dude I love you like your the greatest storyteller hahaha i have never heard the story of Lot or the story of Jericho told with such honesty and sincerity I mean you tell it like it's written I was a Christian for many years and I forgot about Lot offering his daughters to the mob I remember the Incest I mean the Bible is the Incest Manual to the Galaxy lol 😁 Keep up the good work brother

[@lorawilliams8727]

I just ordered...can’t wait to read it

[@WWZenaDo]

I see we're starting the scary stories early this year... [Eeeeeee-vil grin!]

[@zeldaofarel]

I guess the bible was written by a time travelling George R. R. Martin.

[@skellymom]

George does a much better job of keeping your attention, with no redundancy, while keeping all the killing and sex intact.

[@zeldaofarel]

ZombieMommy Maybe he wrote it at the start of his career. Then the Doctor brought him back.

[@Witregel]

As little as I know about George R.R. Martin he writes characters people generally like or even like very much, and then kills them off. I didn't particularly care about anyone in the bible.

[@skellymom]

SomeKindOfBand He kills off some that I relished to see die (Geoffrey for instance). There are others that I hope to see bite it in the future...so I hold out hope.

[@GenerationX1984]

+zeldaofarel I heard that George R.R. Martin got some of his inspiration from reading the Bible. And it wouldn't surprise me.

[@Xplorervoodoo]

I like how the book cover resembles the "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" series.

[@Axioanarchist]

The explanation I was always given for the bear story was "respect your elders". That's it.

[@Vhbaske]

Ye a, and 42 kids don't deserve to die just for joking

[@campfireaddict6417]

@@Vhbaske Always wondered why those kids just waited around to be slaughtered. I'd run like hell.

[@historicalbiblicalresearch8440]

When you go to church the pastor's job is to put the best possible spin on the Bible. One day you realise that there are huge plot holes.

[@pelhamonetwothree1239]

PREACH PASTOR SETH ANDREWS

[@Crust218]

I remember my parents sharing Bible stories with me at bedtime. That's when I learned that the Bible is a set of stories and nothing more.

[@brianlaroche8856]

Bedtime "that little horror show" stories, and fables

[@eyesoffire2325]

Very enlightening.

[@Katalyzt]

Great podcast! Finally, a honest(no hold barred) way of showing children of christian parents what horror stories that are in that book(bible) of fairy tales. ;O) ★★★★★ Katalyzt

[@bradcarver8127]

The steps the army took in the story of Jericho sounds like the steps to unlock an ultimate weapon in Call of Duty Zombies.

[@MaoRuiqi]

The most amazing part of this parcel is that while belief in the Bible remains intact, massive anomalies with our sensibilities are quite ephemeral. But as with a cheap sweater, pull on a loose thread, such as anyone of the bedtime stories, and suddenly our entire belief system is destroyed, leaving us at once feeling freed of an angry, jealous God and angry for having been cheated by his promoters.

[@defenestratefalsehoods]

With the story of Lot and his daughters, where did they get so much wine from to get him drunk for 2 days.

[@Superman679]

George Carlin said it better but the story of the virgin daughter going off to cry with her friends. Reminded me of what George said. Not a single one of them believe. If they did they wouldn't cry at funerals. If you truly believe that you, your family and everyone else who dies is going to heaven, why are all funerals such a doom and gloom affair ?

[@katarinatibai8396]

The JW will scold you when you have the audacity to cry after a loved one of you has died. They will tell you that you are a bad whitness, and you should rejoice. 😭😭😭

[@ElijahColeman]

It wasn't me, it was Elisha.

[@dragowolfraven3806]

I never got how people thought that many of the stories in the Bible were appropriate for kids. I found more morality in Aesop's Fables😂

[@PokemonRules333]

I don’t get it either I mean these people say that violent movies and video games are bad because they promote violence but yet allow kids to read the Bible is mind boggling to me

[@michelebriere9569]

Forget the kids, they terrify me. Nailing a man to a cross? It's horrifying.

[@atheistechoes9594]

My grandma got mad cause i said the bible should be rated r she hates when i talk about the violence in the bible

[@RavenTreasures]

Both my kids read the Bible and are now Atheists so yeah that us a thing

[@markaaron9957]

You're forgetting Seth, in this book of LITERALLY true stuff, a lot is to be taken FIGURATIVELY. I wonder how the hell THAT works. Isn't that what they call a contradiction in terms? Oh well, theists are masters at having it BOTH ways. But then they'll turn right around and insist that everything in the universe is either/or. It makes you want to tear your hair out.

[@Clipstreu]

See, OBVIOUSLY, they just forgot to label some stuff fiction and some stuff nonfiction (;

[@AmazingAutist]

mark aaron it's called orwellian black-white thinking.

[@MegaChickenfish]

Ah but you see, everything in it is true until it's proven false, at which point it gets labeled "symbolic." That's how the world works, right? You believe everything you hear instantly and with stonehard conviction until it's been proven false so thoroughly you'd be a laughing stock for still believing it?

[@atheistechoes9594]

Yup the bible should be rated r

[@qwertydog9795]

Walmart doesn't sell CDs unless they've been edited. we live in a world where corporate and religious types alike think a world that is sanitized, uncontroversial, and always pg will be better for everyone, but it is not.

[@dmrenterprizes4101]

The most terrifying buybull story for me is the story of Job. Imagine being tortured like that just for being GOOD😱!

[@SPL0869]

At around the 1 hour and six minute mark. As the anointing of the king ceremony is performed, it sounds like Joe from Family Guy describing when Sammy The Bull Gravano was inducted into the mafia as a made man. Excellent narration!

[@allencolvin656]

Daughter "keep your promise to God, I will die a virgin". Today "you're fucking crazy! I'm out of here!"

[@mercedeswalt6621]

This isn’t on Amazon Kindle and that hurts me. …1 year later. Now it is and I’m happy! 2.99.

[@AkanoWire]

"Parental advisory"... The irony... Theres an ironbar stiring my headpudding xD

[@IKE5021]

Seth, I still get a bit anxious when I see a reddish moon as an educated 36 y.o. atheist. That shows how much this stuff has a negative impact on impressionable youth who hear and read such nonsense. The good thing is that I know my children will not be raised like I was and will be much better for it.

[@azsli2]

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho. Joshua fought the battle of Jericho and the walls came tumbling down.

[@hangingrock57]

About "bitter waters". Happened to catch a documentary on PBS about the Sudanese refugees.The village "doctor",a Muslim, wrote on a board, washed the words into a bowel,then drank the water....and this is modern day Sudan...

[@klovenkane5982]

God bless Seth.. I'm just kidding..lol Your awesome Seth..😊🤘🏼

[@Apes2man]

You should do an episode with Horus Gilgamesh and Agnes Tickheathen of the Awkward Moments Children's Bible.

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

Sounds like Game of Thrones characters, LOL.

[@ttmguitar]

This Bedtime Bible stories is kinda cool, but Awkward Moments, Children's Bible did it also. I'm not complaining I'll get both haha.

[@ttmguitar]

here's a link, it's also pretty cool www.awkwardmomentsbible.com/

[@williamhaigh5871]

Maybe Jeptha was in a bad marriage and he was hoping his wife was the first one to greet him upon his return? What comedian was it that said they had never considered divorce but they had considered murder a time or two? :-)

[@phyllisdevries5734]

Yeah I always wondered what he thought was going to come out of his house when he returned Victorious after he killing the ammonites. wtf!

[@van3363]

I was terrified with " now I lay me down to sleep " I thought....what are they not telling me?

[@kathleenbrokaw3137]

How about the total eclipse of the moon, which will look red, which is called a blood moon. which has happened several times since 2014/5. It looks really cool.

[@JM-ot8ux]

What about it?

[@deliriousmysterium8137]

My grandparents gave me 2 kids books for my children when they were in their infancy. Very short colorful books. Noah and the ark and the other one about the lions and the boy I believe. I thought they were odd gifts and questioned them and Basically they said that they believe the stories are the 2 most important ideas for them to share with a young person. 1, To try and be prepared in life. And 2, to know you may face great odds but to live bravely anyway. Seems nice enough. But it took alot of talking to get to just those points. Hmmm....

[@nachfullbarertrank5230]

You really sound like the Welcome to Night Vale narrator.

[@emmarichardson5357]

Horus gilgamesh awkward moments childrens bible, I think theirs 3 volumes now they are really good

[@brianparsons1439]

Yes!

[@X1Y0Z0]

Sometimes, reading that which is written can show its ‘strangeness’?!

[@screw0dog]

Nothing against Nature Box, but your new sponsor is way cool. I'll be slinging some cash their way real soon.

[@RickRomig]

The OT Satan is very different from the NT Satan. In the OT, Satan's job seemed to be to test people's faith using logic and reason, and to call God on on his BS. In the story of Job, Satan is calling BS on God. Everything he does to Job is with God's explicit blessing.

[@Roedygr]

Job is a feeble attempt to explain why bad things happen to good people.

[@markschiavone8003]

look at the size of the foreheads on the family in the artwork next to the thinking athiest logo. HUGE!!! lol

[@kenhammscousin4716]

Good. Vid

[@216trixie]

I'm glad you've included Hosea 13:16. About as bad as it gets.

[@SlideRulePirate]

I've never really thought about it like that before. "Yahweh, the god who drowned the puppies."

[@Vhbaske]

On something I wrote about the Bible many years ago , detailing verses like these, someone asked to me if that is really in the bible?

[@atheistechoes9594]

I always wondered how the characters felt even as a kid cause i loved to write still do i guess i was born to emphasise

[@arthurhunt642]

I read the bible's bullshit for years and years even cover to cover several times. I didn't let people know of my building disbelief until that cup runneth over. Now I can't keep it to myself. I state my disbelief to everyone close to me and people who I don't even know when the opportunity arises. I've put up with enough preaching that it's a polite pay back time.

[@Roedygr]

The bitter water test is quite forgiving. Eating a bit of dust is unlikely to cause a miscarriage.

[@katarinatibai8396]

But the idea that the wife deserves a miscarriage and public humaliation when her husband is jealous, no matter if she is guilty or not....

[@MegaChickenfish]

I donated The Brick Testament to my local church after figuring out just how *fucked up* some of these stories are compared to the sanitized cherrypicked kid's versions. Nothing quite captures how inappropriate they are for children like seeing all the gore, rape, and generally stomach-churning horror done in legos. _That guy must've needed a lot of red bricks._

[@PokemonRules333]

Why would they sell a Lego version of that and not have an adults only sticker on it?

[@markaaron9957]

Nowadays if we insist on knowing if a female is a virgin, or if a wife has been two-timing or who a child's father is, we use medical science derived from biological discoveries, aren't we silly? Of course we insist on respecting the woman's dignity by requiring her consent. More silliness? Or a better world?

[@AmazingAutist]

mark aaron and it shouldn't really matter if the girls are virgin or not. As a matter of fact I hear some guys prefer the girl to not be a virgin, because they I want a girl who knows what she's doing.

[@phyllisdevries5734]

@@AmazingAutist or at least has a clue.

[@Pit.Gutzmann]

The Lord let Joshua and his people walk around Jericho for SEVEN days? Whatever had happened to the Sabbath rest? I mean, today the Jews are not even alowed to cook meals on Sabbath!

[@bengal4047]

Good point. I had been told that story my whole life, and I never noticed that plot hole

[@chestbuster1987]

The Bible is metal as f$@#

[@ardalla535]

It's not just way back 'then', it's now. From Nov. 2004 press release: "An Israeli army officer who repeatedly shot a 13-year-old Palestinian girl in Gaza dismissed a warning from another soldier that she was a child by saying he would have killed her even if she was three years old. The officer, identified by the army only as Captain R, was charged this week with illegal use of his weapon, conduct unbecoming an officer and other relatively minor infractions after emptying all 10 bullets from his gun's magazine into Iman al-Hams when she walked into a "security area" on the edge of Rafah refugee camp last month. A tape recording of radio exchanges between soldiers involved in the incident, played on Israeli television, contradicts the army's account of the events and appears to show that the captain shot the girl in cold blood. The official account claimed that Iman was shot as she walked towards an army post with her schoolbag because soldiers feared she was carrying a bomb. But the tape recording of the radio conversation between soldiers at the scene reveals that, from the beginning, she was identified as a child and at no point was a bomb spoken about nor was she described as a threat. Iman was also at least 100 yards from any soldier. Instead, the tape shows that the soldiers swiftly identified her as a "girl of about 10" who was "scared to death". The tape also reveals that the soldiers said Iman was headed eastwards, away from the army post and back into the refugee camp, when she was shot. At that point, Captain R took the unusual decision to leave the post in pursuit of the girl. He shot her dead and then "confirmed the kill" by emptying his magazine into her body." Zionists killing in the name of Yahweh.

[@warren52nz]

*Nothing creates Atheists faster than a good education!* Education turns religion into a tragic comedy. 8^)

[@tcsam73]

Hey Seth, listening to this show made me wonder if you have ever watched the "Messed Up Bible Stories" series on the Ebolaworld channel.

[@willowwisp357]

If the Jericho story has any truth to it then it’s probably about a sapping crew, they would dig tunnels under walls using flammable supports so when set afire the tunnel collapses and the wall falls, a noisy endeavor so work some kind of annoying ritual outside to prevent detection. The last few days would be loudest because they set pigs on fire and had them run the tunnels to light them, good trumpet time.

[@fdk7014]

Speaking of stories, do you know about the YT channel TheBibleReloaded? It would be cool if you read a Chick Tract story with them.

[@AmazingAutist]

FDK I like the idea, but the Vibes are too different. I don't think that they would mesh well together in a show.

[@Dorvin55]

"Deny me before man, I will deny you before My Father" by shielding the stories from your children...isn't that denying Yahweh?

[@Poseidon6363]

I am beginning to think that the guy's who wrote the old testament took another look at it and thought it was a bit horrific and bloody, and thought, lets write something more meek and mild and call it the new testament.

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

Bible the Barbarian was too violent for the kiddies, so they made Bible the Destroyer, LOL.

[@morgangroup8058]

Is there a link to or a list of the scriptures referenced?

[@BandTiguysChannel]

Someone should make a Death metal band to make albums based off of the horrors of the bible. First album, Genesis.

[@redzinniafarm9680]

Absents of clothing sounds like a naturist park

[@jestermoon]

Take A Moment 42! The answer to life the universe and everything Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy Peace and Sillynsss , no gods required Get out Stay Safe and Stay Free ❤🎉xoxo 😅

[@RWU3125]

Is there also an ebook version of bedtime bible stories? Since I don't live in the usa, it would be kinda too expensive to let it be shipped across the ocean.

[@angelizdaboss]

Check audible

[@richardclark4319]

just find a title and browse the store

[@dyinteriors]

You forgot Sampson who kills twenty for their clothes to repay a debt. God loved Sampson and saw nothing wrong with this. Let some guy try this today and he would get life in prison or the death penalty.