MARK GOLDBRIDGE BIGGEST RAGES OF THE SEASON 2020/21

[@spikeyeman4681]

"He couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom" that is absolutely genius thank you Mark

[@kukunase1686]

i swear the guy is the king of analogies

[@philipjoyce8817]

I like the "he couldnt mark a piece of paper with muddy hands" aha

[@JBrown_Trivium]

It's one of the oldest analogies going. He didn't make it up 😂

[@kirilmihaylov1934]

@@JBrown_Trivium it is a good one though

[@nestface4705]

I'm stealing that

[@SWJ_]

*ABsolute* count: 247 Desk Bangs: 68 Priceless Analogies: 103

[@lgzy0202]

StanBridge

[@dreadn0ught_k]

Excellent statkeeping

[@aniketrout3423]

Bloody is another common one😂 must be there 70-80 times

[@Ristofec]

“I can’t believe this” “Disgrace” “Prat” He’s got a whole bag of these 😂

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

@@Ristofec 'who's marking who!?'

[@kukunase1686]

"Who's marking Demba Ba?!" always get gets me everytime XD XD

[@scousefcburkito6523]

bringin terrible memories back...

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

EVERY damn time. Then he calls them Besiktas cause he forgot their name😂😂😂 demba ba really provided us with gold this season😂😂

[@tobymarks9211]

@@scousefcburkito6523 😭😭😂

[@domjayceon9877]

that goal was a joke i remember

[@safe8176]

@@scousefcburkito6523 I’m in severe tremendous pain

[@mattson_m07]

6-1 Spurs must’ve peaked Mark Goldbridge’s Blood pressure

[@AR-ei3fs]

Get out Harry Maguire, piss off Harry Maguire u useless piece of 💩

[@ammarhaziq919]

after watching Maguire pull down Shaw lol

[@masere]

He will have cheered up a few hours later when Liverpool lost 7-2

[@barry1369]

I remember watching this game thinking none of their defenders are good enough. 6-1 game I think is why Ole has been quite defensive this season

[@haaland1103]

lmao

[@sorryforyourIoss]

That first shout though, scared the sh*t out of me ngl hahaha

[@liamb8015]

Same

[@SWJ_]

Eardrumbridge

[@kcee5733]

It really did lmao

[@hrydayshah5998]

My volume was on max. I had a heart attack.

[@Nix-nb3zn]

same!

[@Erstadol]

Best thing about this is that it starts with De Gea saving a pen😄

[@JTrelly]

Was that the last pen he saved?? Cursed 😂😂

[@mrvelic8523]

@@JTrelly nah I dont think he saved it actually, the last one was 4 years ago, that one was canceled

[@joshg7046]

@@JTrelly yes but the save got wiped from him because he was off his line

[@ShubhamDwivedi19]

00:01- De Gea Saves Penalty against Palace 00:55- Penalty Check 1:09- Palace awarded penalty again 2:03- Zaha makes it 3-1 3:02- Brighton Equalizer(2-2) 3:53- Maguire Blunders (1-1 Spurs) 5:13- Maguire Blunders again(2-1) 6:34- Martial Red Card 8:03- Spurs 4-1 8:54- Arsenal 1-0 9:31- Demba Ba Scores (1-0 Istanbul) 10:30- 2-0 Istanbul 12:21- Southampton 1-0 13:34- RB Leipzig 1-0 14:51- Get Rid of Harry Maguire😂(3-0 Leipzig) 16:12- Sheffield United 2-1 17:09- Leicester 2-1 (Bonus: 18:10- Goldbridge showing his FIFA card🤣)

[@jai4279]

Ty legend

[@steveyweevey5001]

Ur the person we didn't know we needed... But love ☺️

[@bandilemasango9263]

absolute legend😘

[@sjaiakash1200]

Ty

[@ltgdc06]

Wasn’t it 2-0 for spurs

[@asddsa27]

"Get rid of harry maguire !!!" best part ever 😂

[@sigmanerd8553]

“Heads the ball like a bloody balloon”

[@paulparnishbaruah373]

The best of the lot!! Even I felt bad for Harry after this rent!! 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@Ishowclipzonly]

"Useless ABSOLUTELY useless" is the best line

[@oscar22yt]

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@projecttracer6039]

I almost died at that part😂😂

[@mufcforlife4746]

8:13 I'm looking at son dancing like a smug sh*t 😭

[@MadSanta141712]

The fact that they managed to come 2nd in the league with such performances is simply astonishing

[@ClassicHarleyQuinn]

We (Liverpool) came 3rd. Anything can happen.

[@maximillianford9301]

It's because everyone else is even worse lol. I'm a Liverpool fan and on form we deserved to finish 6th

[@caleblim6890]

Because no club in the EPL has managed to be consistently good. Lampard’s Chelsea tactically misfired for half a season before Tuchel came in to right the ship, Arsenal have been consistently bad, Leicester keep dropping points especially as Vardy’s goals dried up, City never came to life until Dias came in, and still they get caught on the counter like against United and Brighton, Liverpool....yeah enough said for them this season, Spurs dipped all the way down the hell once Mourinho decided to revert to defence after Liverpool beat them, and West Ham never had the squad quality to keep up their run.

[@laurentbk9824]

Because they are varchester united

[@hulk8384]

💯💯😂😂

[@jesus-yc1jt]

14:05 the way he moved his arms killed me💀😂

[@kinyanjuicarlos8899]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AG-wf4mu]

Slow mo 😂

[@OofmanLeon20]

Flapping around like a bat stuck in porridge 😂😂😂😂

[@tompurewal3754]

5:33 aged perfectly 😂😂😂

[@billybob4159]

Honestly United could get Messi and neymar and we’d still put in ass performances

[@igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979]

5:22 This defence in wubbish 🤣

[@aldrago9768]

14:51 this is the best for me by a mile 😂

[@James-cz3sz]

Agreed 🤣

[@Edmures_rampant_manhood]

Thursday night football, courtesy of Harry Maguire. 💀💀💀💀💀

[@shaneoz4006]

Lmao you so right. That was funny AF🤣🤣🤣

[@haaland1103]

😂😂😂😂

[@patrykgadek5503]

Gold

[@adamjaws1821]

3:57 kills me every time😂😂

[@Krypticmaster]

You useless piece of sh.t🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 I'm dying😭

[@igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979]

Maguire was awful in that Tottenham game he dragged his own player down and didn’t even clear the ball

[@deveshanparumaul3569]

6:20 This analogy ended me ☠️😭😭😭

[@jaimeojeda4780]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

It's the mince pie for me😂😂

[@yassirali9280]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fatman7923]

9:34 still kills me how he spelt Istanbul and also how he rages.

[@ethangoldie1187]

Cry

[@michaelfisher7159]

Iconic lines & analogies 0:06- GO ON DAVE! 2:17- Bloody musical statues 3:22- Garden Gnome FC on sleeping pills 3:57- Get out/piss off Harry Maguire 6:24- Newborn lamb analogy 7:04- Cancel football! 9:01- Look at him dancing as well, tosser! 9:36- Who’s marking Demba Ba?! 10:30- ABSOLUTE SHIT 10:38- Halloween analogy 10:54- He couldn’t pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom 😂 11:26- Couldn’t tackle a packet of Wotsits 😂😂 14:05- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 14:51- GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIRE!!! 16:02- Kick the Emmerdale music in 17:30- Like a bloody hobbit wearing Timberlands in the deep end of the swimming pool 😂😂

[@mrlee-dawg6300]

"coudnt pour water out of a jug if a gave him the instructions on the bottom" had me in creases

[@vishakharajanc1850]

Legend says he still can’t believe it😂😂😂.

[@Ristofec]

Up the Reds

[@j.3o21]

Someone with a lot of time on there hands, should go back and find out who gets abused the most all season eg.... Maguire 346 Lindelof 289 Fred 251 Whole defence 504 Rashford 214 Martial 85 Pogba 137 VAR 94

[@jm763cbdh3]

The desk 765

[@haaland1103]

@@jm763cbdh3 😂😂

[@hulk8384]

@@jm763cbdh3 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jukantos]

@@jm763cbdh3 Goated comment

[@daveyk1059]

This man has made my season. Unbelievable content

[@mayurd53]

7:04 cancel football 😂😂😂

[@jaysreacts]

14:52 “Harry Maguire, GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIRE”😂😂that is hillarious 😄

[@jamiehall-hanlon3104]

Funniest clip I’ve ever seen of Mark 🤣

[@kinyanjuicarlos8899]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sebe11o]

Maguire has been so consistenly crap that Mark does't get this angry anymore lol

[@anamikaghosh5645]

Harry maguire defending like a newborn lamb stopping a hungry pack of wolves eating a crispy cream donut .......this got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hulk8384]

💯💯😂😂😂😂

[@denniscole173]

Me too

[@andrewburns2833]

Mark, you’re one of a very small number of Utd supporters I’d happily have a drink with. Keep up the great work.

[@yurinavti9152]

“Newborn lamb trying to stop a hungry pack of wolves from eating the last crispy crème donut “ 😂😂😂😂

[@yassirali9280]

This finished me 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@obstute1270]

17:30 oh my days 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@matrixmdog]

Looking forward to this 🤣😂🤣😂😅

[@mustfaakmush9498]

Where’s the one where he reacts to every goal conceded that got the highest votes in the poll

[@TheUnitedStandClips]

That’ll be out soon, already had this one made tho

[@iconicfanmoments2868]

😉

[@philmitchell909]

@@TheUnitedStandClips do u no who I am

[@OofmanLeon20]

I knew this was coming out at some point, never fails to make me laugh

[@emilycarter4543]

Been waiting for this 👍🏻

[@RodriguezD69]

10:30 gets me every time 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Artini_Breww]

Yep this whole sequence is perfect by Mark. I repeat this one constantly. "You've come as a ghost haven't ya?" "No I'm Harry Maguire in a full kit." Always kills me

[@LordOfTheMings1]

Dads when there mate dave is having a scrap at the bar 0:05

[@christiannrgaard6129]

Their*

[@LordOfTheMings1]

@@christiannrgaard6129 i failed at life

[@theletter_lshorts5646]

@@LordOfTheMings1 hey craig

[@LordOfTheMings1]

@@theletter_lshorts5646 hello

[@oswizz7]

that fucking got me😂😂😂

[@lebomakhubedu6376]

"You've come as a ghost haven't you?" That one had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dakshsharma8154]

You forgot about the Everton game. Godfrey shouting f**k off😂😂

[@Yashiv88]

Dude was almost raging as much as i was

[@charanpudi1824]

Look at Godfrey shouting F**K off. The desk almost gets destroyed.

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

I was FUMING 🤬🤬

[@PrimeRickSanchez]

That’s the funniest one no cap

[@ryo_namikaze]

Part 2

[@jaydenross7642]

Whenever I’m feeling down I watch this to make my day

[@upunderhunting3872]

9:44 “ beskitas or whatever they’re bloody called “ 😂😂

[@manutdlists2442]

10:49 KG's soundboard 😂😂

[@Liam2029]

He blames Harry Maguire for almost every goal in this video. Sums up his time at United.

[@kukunase1686]

lindelof.. at least slabhead improved

[@isaelvertiz5384]

Didnt he get better tho?

[@user-zi2ry9ik1i]

Maguire nd lindashit

[@andyjoyce9956]

Lindeflop.

[@raj51246]

Maguire is still shit now

[@MrPrathamesh160]

Mark Goldbridge and his analogies while raging, a match made in heaven 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pmpdaddyt1218]

"Who's marking Demba Ba!!!" My favorite Goldbridge line EVER! 🤣🤣🤣

[@benito0072]

Mmm is it ur best over the iconic Pink Boots?

[@lilhaziq]

WE NEED THIS

[@bokangreacts843]

"Get rid of harry maguire !!!" is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mughilanlio5992]

I do not know why, everytime I watch Mark's reaction video, I calm me down. Especially whenever I feel angry or stress

[@theimmortal9873]

I’ve never clicked on a video this fast 😂😂

[@poweRaack]

the 1-6 was an inflexion point in the Golbridgeverse. Never have I ever searched his channel as quicky to see the reaction as that day

[@jefferysweaty6028]

Probably Maguires worst game, I remember watching the Leipzig reaction and that was the peak for me

[@ricardodossantosnortman3167]

Like a bloody Hobbit wearing Timbalands in the deep end of a swimming pool 😂

[@elclassico6388]

14:05 had me dying😭😭😭😭😭

[@simcard940]

"Back your man"😂😂

[@philipjoyce8817]

As an American I thoroughly enjoy the phrases brits use aha so awesome!

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

Lmao. Ole gave us a horrible season but the moments with goldbridge yelling 'what is he doing!!?' made it well worth watching😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jose-wd6kn]

17:26 "that midfield is out of its depth like a bloody hobbit wearing timberlands in the deep end of a swimming pool" HOLD MEEEEEEE LOOOOLLLLL

[@tanieramanaia6186]

Couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom 🤣🤣

[@pekar43]

Goldbridge: Dean Henderson whooo!!!!! Him second later: visible depression

[@bazzanaja]

Maguire pulling down Shaw vs Spurs must be the highlight of the season.

[@lucadegabriele6394]

Been through good and bad times! Proud to be a Man United Fan

[@benrichardson1395]

This was very good 👍👏mark goldbridge

[@squidly1369]

5:32 this aged unbelievably well

[@blxck_shelby]

Great vid!!😂😂😂😂

[@alfutd]

9:53 “memories of slippy g”😭🤣

[@kylerichardson6905]

After the stress of the season nothing is funnier than seeing these😂

[@elclassico6388]

5:35 wondering how did mark already predicted this 👀

[@michaelperalta6197]

I always laugh at 'GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIREEE' like his face changes so suddenly

[@lebomakhubedu6376]

I've never seen a funnier middle finger than goldbridge's🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammeda7731]

Knew this was going to happen. 🤣🤣

[@rapip3348]

mark has keep me away from depression

[@michaelconnor4291]

This keeps getting better and better keep up the good work 😂

[@shomgerry]

Oh snap, De Gea saved the first penalty we faced this season(encroachment though) Then missed the last penalty we took Poetic

[@topalovicbih1582]

De Gea couldn't save a penalty even if a kid took it 0/40 saved penalties since 2015

[@shomgerry]

@@topalovicbih1582 *2016, FA cup semi But it's still abysmal, I agree

[@abTOTY]

@@topalovicbih1582 aged well you donut

[@301gobluehailmich1]

Lol love watching these..... just pray we have a huge summer

[@alfeez9606]

This in 2x speed is gold

[@ryansmall2391]

this is the best advice I have ever gotten in life

[@kduxliverpool765]

Love this channel....

[@matthewmoradian2052]

For someone who speaks highly of Maguire he sure used to hate his guts 🤣

[@machoochoo]

we had to blame someone in defense bc DDG always saving our arses

[@machoochoo]

and idk why he didn't blame lindelof

[@Heisenbyrd]

I mean he was complete shit in the first half of the season

[@larshann3412]

@@machoochoo he always blames lindelöf. In The start of the video you have som proof.

[@haaland1103]

united vs istanbul,tottenham and leipzig is prime goldbridge rage

[@seb5696]

So glad we get another yr of this with ole at the wheel

[@simbarocksone]

I’ve just clicked on the video and I know that this video is gold! 😂

[@NickBBBBB]

this video sent back so much of my ptsd for this season.

[@georgehansen6646]

That penalty save was the only save he actually made throughout the season including facing 11 in the POUNDLAND final 😂

[@kaimorris2970]

5:18 is the best rage of the seson for me 😂

[@wajeeh8145]

14:51

[@kinyanjuicarlos8899]

@@wajeeh8145 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gibbo6985]

This video is impossible not to like 😁

[@danieldmello7197]

5:33 who's here after Leicester 4-2 United with ronaldo 😭😭🤣

[@andysmyth1211]

You've come as ghost harry haven't you? No it's me in my kit I near died 😂

[@gomey70]

'swivel on it!' 😄

[@reallysarcastic7056]

Lmao, British slang is getting me all the time!

[@gawdhelpus304]

Mark you are the salvation of mankind! I exist to oppose United with my every fibre but you confirm to me that it’s the club we follow that separates people ! When my wife says ‘why do you get so carried away? It’s just a game! I show her this and say “it’s not just me, and this poor soul follows United!” underneath we are all the same ! It matters ! Keep it up ! 😂👊

[@JorgeHernandez-ot8yi]

The sad thing is I vividly remember each of these mistakes and scenarios…

[@dirufanboy1971]

This. This is what Soccer TV commentary should be. As an NZ Rugby fan I would watch every single EPL game if this guy was commentating like this. Absolute GOLD.

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

Football

[@leod-sigefast]

​@louisbeerreviews8964 soccer is a word coined in England. It is a perfectly good word for Association Football. It was used commonly in Britain pre about 1990. Just the ignorant Gen Z Internet warriors having pointless arguments with non-Brit English speaking countries. Soccer is correct.

[@harrykitharidis470]

You've come as a ghost? " No Im Harry Maguire in a full kit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BantaBoi_20]

We need that 2nd part ASAP !!

[@Liverpool196YNWA]

14:50 ... The Rage in Marc's voice is off the Charts. I don't think he's ever had as much rage as he had at the point. I Am Absolutely Pissing Myself. 🤣😆😂

[@momalo1623]

I love this so much

[@davidcaldwell6627]

Mark says "Your having a laugh, Your having a laugh" Mark were all having a Laugh

[@buggybored]

If i only get to watch one video for the rest of my life, this is it.

[@archiewall124]

‘Justice jam on toast’

[@elsenor2906]

0:20 little did Goldbridge know.

[@abTOTY]

Little did you know.

[@philipchua4561]

Love to come here for the entertainment

[@gobsmackgamer6071]

Mark in 90% of the clips is blaming Maguire for all the goals and saying to get rid of him but when they cant win at the end of the season its because Maguire is injured XD

[@machoochoo]

I actually rate maguire he just needs a faster partner next to him and we should be game

[@OffSonic47]

@@machoochoo thoughts on his new partner?

[@machoochoo]

@@OffSonic47 varane? World class, were just not winning anything due to an incompetent coach. I love Ole as a player but as a coach far from it. We're still losing matches we should've won. Just like his second year in the club, the only difference is, is that we have more quality now. So for Ole not getting any dubs lately idk. No excuses

[@vinayvenkatesh5934]

"Oh My God, what is Wan-Bissaka doing again", my favourite line

[@drewross8486]

Goldbridge's Kevin Costner reference misses for so many viewers lol. That's pulling one out of the vault, though. Bodyguard 😂

[@schlobster3929]

The sponsorship being ‘boohoo man’ right next to mark complaining about stuff is absolute cinema 😭