Mark Goldbridge's originality is one of the reasons why I love him alot, he does say bloody prat and swivel on it alot but he also comes up with the most uniquely stupid *and funny* phrases.
@bentaylor8923 жыл бұрын
"Is he off to Tesco to do his shopping" 😂😂
@spencersandmark3 жыл бұрын
Hes not original at all its all copied from his messiah Alan partridge
@yaboyk11563 жыл бұрын
“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
@kukunase16863 жыл бұрын
@@spencersandmark ok
@TheDODOFRO3 жыл бұрын
“as useful as a concrete parachute!”
@ephraimlokuagabana54503 жыл бұрын
"Don't even look at me sterling, don't look at me" 😂😂😂😂
@gammaray27232 жыл бұрын
I can't 🤣
@itsytyt51922 жыл бұрын
Nn
@kentzx63362 жыл бұрын
1:33
@howielau318 Жыл бұрын
He begs as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@isaacundie53567 ай бұрын
The comment I was looking for 😂😂😂😂
@jayansaini70933 жыл бұрын
Everything is calm until sterling looks at mark
@kentzx63362 жыл бұрын
1:33
@rohithraman64883 жыл бұрын
"Is he off to Tesco to do his shopping?" 😂😂
@ferdiahunt98993 жыл бұрын
💀😂😂
@itsytyt51922 жыл бұрын
Hh
@dbz93932 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Ur Tesco club card u git
@howielau318 Жыл бұрын
Then Mark would say, ‘Remember to bring bloody Tesco card’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MrOfficialSonYT9 ай бұрын
Ikr I am laughing as well
@ytaltacc8008 Жыл бұрын
8:30 This level of passing inside the box by the AI is impossible by human standards.
@itscreepyguy7 ай бұрын
there is no way you can take the ball away from them, they just pass it too fast and with extremly accuracy, it's painful
@MKS-vr1gk3 ай бұрын
@@itscreepyguyFr the only way to stop it is by somehow getting people to mark them
@LJ1013 жыл бұрын
It's like he's forgetting he's controlling them to go full pundit 😂
@lakshya72893 жыл бұрын
*Don't you pray you've only exised for only 10yrs* I'm done🤣🤣
@englanduk61313 жыл бұрын
Yawn!!!!!
@rowen_proz26092 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MCFCFan19983 жыл бұрын
9:47 almost spilled my tea 😂😂😂😂😂
@calamity699072 жыл бұрын
7:27 that was a horrendous dive 😂
@dbz93932 жыл бұрын
I'd have sacked this goalkeeper lmao
@ozzykirel20693 жыл бұрын
6:51 what’s going on there 😂
@tama8002 жыл бұрын
2:53 "don't you pray, you only existed for 10 years" 😂
@jacobmurphy4232 жыл бұрын
And Charles qhah
@sasorihan41122 жыл бұрын
10 amazing years with more trophies than united🤷🏼♂️
@tama8002 жыл бұрын
@@sasorihan4112 what an UCL trophy for Man City!
@sasorihan41122 жыл бұрын
@@tama800 cant hear you from there , go and win the conference league for the sake of history fc!!
@tama8002 жыл бұрын
@@sasorihan4112 my favourite team has won 6 ucl 😂 and your team will never win ucl in the future
@jimmybenyoucef44162 жыл бұрын
3:20 "Matic bloody hell what they done to ya face there mate look like ya been stug by bee there"😆😅😂🤣😭💀
@Zach-mw5so2 жыл бұрын
I watch his FIFA videos then I watch his real-life reaction to ManU’s defending and I can’t tell them apart 😂
@therealclp2 жыл бұрын
Pretty realistic defending, gotta give the coders mad props for this
@lolm2corybaxter3263 жыл бұрын
This AI actually looks unplayable tbf.
@dionnedekker78682 жыл бұрын
3:01 Get in the bin, fanta pants😂😂😂
@reecelaidler53832 жыл бұрын
🍊 👖 🗑
@mtg57693 жыл бұрын
Mark has been dreadful in fifa 22😂😂
@danielpomerance69103 жыл бұрын
He’s dreadful in every Fifa
@ItsAv3rageGamer3 жыл бұрын
Ultimate in FIFA 22 is brutal tbf. The ai play like prime Barca and every shot is smashed into the top corner at lightning speeds. I’ve played FIFA since 07 and never played against an AI like it.
@Huss_33 жыл бұрын
@@ItsAv3rageGamer Hes on legendary
@ItsAv3rageGamer3 жыл бұрын
@@Huss_3 legendary is still ridiculously hard too and plenty of this footage is on Ultimate.
@russian54703 жыл бұрын
@@Huss_3 yeah but some of these clips he was on ultimate
@grug2.083 жыл бұрын
Grealish plays like his price tag in the game. Hahaha gotta love mark
@liamr1943 жыл бұрын
Mark gets beat on Legendary : This is bent I'm changing difficulty Mark gets beat on Ultimate : This is bent I'm changing the sliders Mark concedes a penalty : This is bent I'm turning off penalties Mark loses a game because of crap passing at the back : This is bent the controller must be broken Mark concedes in the last minute because he refused to substitute knackered players : This is bent it's scripted
@ryszardsikora68942 жыл бұрын
Mark: Shoots lightly on the groumd right in the middle Also Mark: "HoW hAs He SaVeD tHaT!?!?!?!?!?!?"
@Huss_33 жыл бұрын
9:35 i think thats the problem mate, you gotta actually control the players you want to defend with 😂😂😭.
@kristoferhailes46273 жыл бұрын
I feel his frustrations but when you admit you are expecting the AI to play the game for you at the back you’re setting yourself up to fail for sure :D
@TheMasterpiecePD3 жыл бұрын
If you've played the game you know that sometimes it just refuses to switch and at the same time the defender is running bloody who knows where on its own
@kristoferhailes46273 жыл бұрын
@@TheMasterpiecePD I know player switching is horrendous, gotta get use to the analogue switching. Changed my game. AI defending (positionally) has always been dreadful regardless of stats
@TheScrabbleKing2 жыл бұрын
@@kristoferhailes4627 What bothers me is that if it’s the AI for my opponent, best believe they’ll act fast to get the ball of you, but if it’s AI on my side, it could be 5-on-1 and the Sunday league attacker’s going to SOMEHOW get free every time. Tackled off the ball? Ball bounces off of a defender back to the attacker. One-on-one with GK. Easy goal. Fricking clockwork.
@musashahid65792 жыл бұрын
Legendary on Fifa 22 is insanely difficult, the opposition keeps doing tricks in the box and you can’t get near them, I played with Liverpool first and got around because I always used to outscore the opposition, I’m playing with West Ham now on a slightly bad controller and I get absolutely hammered every game
@leopavlos48232 жыл бұрын
Pun intended
@ghost-hk3cg3 жыл бұрын
dont even look at me
@curtisnewton89953 жыл бұрын
Just did
@niallwagner62833 жыл бұрын
Fifa 22 will make you feel like you’re going mad at times though. You can try and do the exact same thing and get a completely different result
@olivercox613 жыл бұрын
It’s the way he rages quieter than his normal voice that cracks me up, just fake whispering nonsense
@iguiste232 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck is Varane going. Is he off to Tesco's to do his shopping?. I died. 🤣😂
@howielau318 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@z3dda2 жыл бұрын
9:45 I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂
@niallwagner62833 жыл бұрын
Why would you have handballs on in Fifa? As if it isn’t random enough as it is
@VARedevil193 жыл бұрын
1:34 this is me😂
@noahplayznow33383 жыл бұрын
“I’m jack grealish I a hero here wow I’m also known as freakish” 🤣🤣🤣
@darrentaylor5753 жыл бұрын
If you’re having a bad day, this will cheer you up 🤣
@seanmccarthy91103 жыл бұрын
“Don’t even look at me sterling” 😭💀
@esrarali4650 Жыл бұрын
"He has done it again" nahh this guy every time he is "fuming" he always says that, it never get old
@ack90493 жыл бұрын
Goldbridge prenounces van de Beek like a person from the Netherlands (where I am from). Really outstanding 👏 👌
@shaneheffernan2 жыл бұрын
" Don't you pray, You've only been alive 10 years " Goldbrigde slandering the computer fan...
@ClownSoprano-o9w3 жыл бұрын
8:03 😂😂😂
@grapefruit56902 жыл бұрын
3:46 The worst limbs i’ve ever seen.
@thetr_uth3 ай бұрын
Mark is youtube gold❤😂. I just love the guy❤😂
@Hampter7172 жыл бұрын
''you didn't exist for 10 years'' bro just humiliated every man city fan
@ernestovalverde63952 жыл бұрын
He said : they have only existed for 10 yrs Thats a vio aswell
@26kc162 жыл бұрын
Matic’s face!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@void18462 жыл бұрын
"Paul Pogba. He might as well be Paul Parker"😂😂 Goldbridge is the best FIFA Career Mode channel on KZbin 😂
@howielau318 Жыл бұрын
Paul Pogba new name in passport: Paul Pogba Parker Police: Who even are you? Paul Pogba: Um 😂😂😂
@zackius_gamiusttv3442 жыл бұрын
‘ NINETY SIX MINUTES ninety sfive minutes’ 🤣
@abdubinyaameen61882 жыл бұрын
Fifa 22 very realistic with the police and fans praying in the stadium
@jameskingston40092 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 7:08 xD, Absolute class.
@rabbittko14212 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nexusmufc74643 жыл бұрын
how do you even defend these goals crazy
@uncledave92903 жыл бұрын
1:58 purse and look at the police
@AtMyOwnPace109 ай бұрын
Turn off hand balls in the box. It happens way too much lol. I’ve had it happen once 2-3 times a game for half a season in FIFA 18. Since. I kept it off
@dhaisa3 жыл бұрын
Someone tell Mr goldbridge to start using jockey LMAO.. 4 years
@TheEuroboss Жыл бұрын
"bye bye top 4 you cu- you pricks" 😂
@GameBug47 Жыл бұрын
When mark scored that goal against man city were the cops dancing when they made with 3-2
@adriankonrad86853 жыл бұрын
Love the content mark love to visit you one day
@LeagleDed2 жыл бұрын
I put the slider into 100 on marking and almost 90 on player run up. I lowered their marking and their run up. This 2 sliders make the game playable for me. No more tiki taka in my face and no more through ball for their wing back
@ethandock68532 жыл бұрын
6:50 what in gods earth happened to that poor Leicester player
@phenomenal1s3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣It's either this guy is cursed or he's a goat at scripting
@kukunase16863 жыл бұрын
or both. he is a youtuber
@messimeansgoat2 жыл бұрын
Mostly chances are cursed because legendary difficulty or ultimate difficulty makes you look like horrible it's unplayable and it makes you to say the words that don't even mean something 😂
@vstanislavshishkin98272 жыл бұрын
"Get in the bin, Fanta pants" lmao
@themisagathocleous1202 жыл бұрын
I love him as a youtuber and i m a liverpool fan
@Bro772488 ай бұрын
Me2😂
@ussmassachusetts1154 Жыл бұрын
Bro has to play fifa to watch his club succeed 💀
@bobbobhouse3122 жыл бұрын
I turned handball on thinking it would be cool and realistic I turned it off 3 minutes later lmao
@bluemoonrising39083 жыл бұрын
That's the only way utd can beat city..on fifa.
@kylejolley35973 жыл бұрын
What like the last few seasons?? Bitters as always 😅
@lemmy819614 күн бұрын
😬😬😬
@mosd35453 жыл бұрын
3:00 fanta pants 😭😭😭
@Toboloco2 жыл бұрын
The matic comment as it was fading out was hilarious!
@Geoimnbvcx10 ай бұрын
Just cancelled my evening plans to watch a British bloke rage at a football game. Glorious
@F1MOMENTSCHANNEL Жыл бұрын
He uses the replay as VAR😂😂
@philleotardo89232 жыл бұрын
He's right though about the CDM on this game you can have him cutting passing lanes and dropping between the defenders but it does nothing
@omarruiz45422 жыл бұрын
What I like to do with my CDM is buy someone who is strong like casemiro who he can just bully off the ball and keep him on “defend while attacking” for m LB and RB I try to bring in pacey defenders who have good stamina and also keep them on “stay back while attacking” and let the front 5 do all the attacking. That way if the other team does get a counter on me. I automatically have 5 defenders waiting for them. I like this concept but the key part is you have to keep possession. U can’t play a back and forth game. Keep possession, suffocate them, and don’t let them out
@agent18913 жыл бұрын
well this even happends on worldclass to be honnest
@jisunggoat9603 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing world Class
@mattholt24513 жыл бұрын
@@jisunggoat960 more enjoyable than ultimate and legendary
@xCrownMonarchsGamingx3 жыл бұрын
@@jisunggoat960 you don’t need to imagine it cuz you’re already doing it 🤡
@bega71993 жыл бұрын
@@xCrownMonarchsGamingx how you felt after saying that 👹☠🥶
@TAI_05 Жыл бұрын
This video is gold
@kristoferhailes46273 жыл бұрын
It’s the same sht again. Every time! You’re not wrong Mark because you try and pass the ball out when there’s like 6 opponents in your box xD
@roberttitchener18212 жыл бұрын
Mark goldbridge. 1st thing hilarious 😂 2nd defending tip is to control 1 player making somebody jockeying who you think is going to receive the ball and hold R1 for another player to contain the player with the ball 😉
@hansmuller58792 жыл бұрын
0:30 That Goal has nothing to do with realistic football.
@callumdavidson19282 жыл бұрын
His Grealish impression😂
@Choco-pop-p9yАй бұрын
“Don’t Even LOOK AT ME Sterling!” Nah Bro I have 98 Rated Of Sterling On FC Mobile That Lead My Team Up To 99 OVR
@loIj0ey15 күн бұрын
fifa mobile yk💀
@cg97252 жыл бұрын
Completely agree my career save the difficulty has gone mental and all my players have suddenly turned into vegetables can’t string a pas together players with 90+ pace getting out ran by defenders with 70 odd
@theastonvillaseal5852 жыл бұрын
2:38 Fergie time reverse.
@21cabbage93 Жыл бұрын
It is true defensive AI is shite, it’s like you have to control 1 defender to defend the whole opponent lol
@thetysse93403 жыл бұрын
I just love how he is as bad as the real Manchester United team
@James-AlexanderJohnson6 ай бұрын
'False 9's got 2 goals in no time because Varane's off to do his fucking shopping.'
@charlesiii26552 жыл бұрын
0:20 bruno last night:
@Siu4593 жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mohammedrufai93542 жыл бұрын
Hey mate how you been
@r.alves772 жыл бұрын
minute 6:50, there's a bug on the celebration
@B0110-x3d2 жыл бұрын
The highlights from the city game at the end are hilarious
@theastonvillaseal5852 жыл бұрын
4:40 bad Goldbridge but that’s not a penalty.
@ernestovalverde63952 жыл бұрын
2:54 u have only existed for 10 yrs 🗿💀
@theastonvillaseal5852 жыл бұрын
1:04 sob
@christianlenik5307 Жыл бұрын
0:32 *African Voice* You have Seen DEFEAT 😂
@ELDANO852 жыл бұрын
What difficulty is this one. Me and my mate took swfc from league one to win champion’s league. On world class
@SuperYannick63 Жыл бұрын
3:22 it’s always bloody matic 😂😂
@1AngryPanda2 жыл бұрын
I hope FIFA23 fix this horrendus AI defender behavior. In FIFA22 defenders following still covid protocol and stay away from the attackers. Even move out of the way when standing right next to them. I dont want the AI defend for me but at least give me the chance to do it when i switch to the next player. And also FIFA22 is the first i had to switch of hands in the box. I had like 5 pens every game because of this.
@DanDan1152 жыл бұрын
He shouts in lower case 😂
@connahbourton5097 Жыл бұрын
Never seen that clip of him nearly saying cunts😂
@leducminh70253 жыл бұрын
cant refuse the fact that this game is fcking scripted, everybody can be prime ronaldinho and play tiki taka like a god
@RoanRants2 жыл бұрын
10:48 what’s going on with the crowd 😂
@chrisjohnsonadventures2 жыл бұрын
You missed pen on purpose for the camera lol
@eyasuabere13452 жыл бұрын
The coders are the smiling troll drawing guy.
@MikeMath99 ай бұрын
7:09 made my sides hurt 😂
@animezyon85572 жыл бұрын
Don’t look at me Sterling 😂😂😂
@ack90493 жыл бұрын
Are we getting a match overview of England-San Marino at some point?