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Mark Goldbridge best bits as Newcastle beat Man United 1-0
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[@tanthientruong3820]

If there’s a thing as a 1-0 demolition, this is it.

[@spursfan7134]

yeah, watched the game.Newcastle destroyed them

[@gregrajab6085]

Truth Bro

[@click8708]

That's such a funny comment lol

[@saniakshay12]

last year Chelsea vs Arsenal. Similar vibes. Arsenal dominated the game but only got one goal.

[@eddyvideostar]

@@click8708: Ironic comment.

[@loyclarke8813]

“Don’t eat cucumbers from a woman’s prison” - Mark Goldbridge 😂🤣

[@Sam-gw5pl]

Superb 😅😅

[@aokiji3347]

This defences is as useless as nun with t/ts -mark goldbridge

[@Shyne282]

Thats why hes the 🐐

[@Soul_Flow_]

why not? i dont get it

[@JamesKennedy33]

​@@Soul_Flow_they can't get any as they're locked up, so they "make use" of the cucumbers.

[@TheMattv24]

I know that Chelsea lost 4:1 last week against Newcastle but this 1:0 defeat feels like a bigger defeat , they were so dominant

[@Punisher_92]

In several instances, Chelsea controlled the game against Newcastle, and in my opinion, Chelsea lost more due to individual mistakes rather than Newcastle's good play. As for the match between United and Newcastle, it is evident that only one team was playing.

[@darrenjohn8524]

​@@Punisher_92At least Chelsea was decent in the 1st half. Man utd was useless for 90 freaking minutes 🤣🤣.

[@jasonfindx3pro742]

​@@darrenjohn8524lol 1-0 defeat is better than 4-1 defeat dipshit 😂

[@andriesusanto8684]

​@@darrenjohn8524man utd only plays for the last 15 minutes , with maguire as CF 😂 . which cancel their equaliser 🤣🤣🤣

[@apb3440]

This was a lot more one sided than the 5-0 game of 96/7.

[@SA-pj3fz]

4:55 “I don’t why I’m going back and forth. I’m making more movements that our fucking team”😂

[@nathan.gumede]

Killed me😂😂😂

[@romaonthecruise]

True

[@andriesusanto8684]

😂😂😂😂

[@troy1994]

Best bit 😂

[@thesmilingtitan]

22 shots vs 8 shots. You'd think new castle were playing a relegation team.

[@filmgeschichte.]

they way united is playin under ten haag it isnt far apart

[@neutronzz3543]

everton had 24 shots to our 9 we are a relegation team getting lucky

[@eL--RaL]

I thought they were facing a Championship team .. Didn't they face United of Cambridge??

[@knappafire]

Most of those were in the last 10 mins

[@ghettablkgffb]

​@@filmgeschichte.well from the table it is far part. But man u are playing shit I admit

[@Mochido89]

Harry Maguire is so good, he defends in both boxes

[@obansari]

*LORD MAGUIRE

[@agbarakelechukwu199]

Lord Harry had a good game,United best player tonight

[@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT]

@@agbarakelechukwu199which United? Newcastle United right?

[@mickdunne981]

😂😂😂 seriously

[@fplrandom6232]

​@@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOATu didn't watch the game

[@echaii3145]

“Don’t eat a cucumber from a women’s prison, and don’t trust ManUtd away” 💀😂 Howay the lads

[@ala0284]

This is the most dominant 1-0 you’ll ever see. Should’ve been 8 quite frankly, but for Maguire

[@haimainjauo242]

Poor Onana. Pulls a masterclass everytime he doesn't pull a disasterclass and he still concedes because of our defence

[@adityaagrahari6163]

Never thought we would be thanking Maguire😂😂😂😂

[@Jukantos]

@@adityaagrahari6163 He may not be the quickest but when he has the confidence he can play decently well.

[@haimainjauo242]

@@Jukantos you mean when we are defending inside our own box

[@ashwilliams4959]

How come maguires allowed to play under completely different rules? He's out there playing rugby

[@dontmindme6995]

United were above Newcastle before the game, but it showed which team is actually cut out for top 6 and which isn't

[@lungalunga1470]

I don't know how man united made it to top 4 last season. They will repeat the same thing this season on their way to top 5

[@GSB188]

A lot of teams were really poor last season. Chelsea were awful. Liverpool couldn't defend at all for the first half of the season. Tottenham played terrible football and Conte was basically waiting to leave. That opened up two of the usual top 4 spots which Man Utd and Newcastle capitalized on. Fair play to them. This season all the usual teams are doing much better apart from Chelsea. Plus Villa are Newcastle are looking really good. So, there is easily 6 teams better then United so far this season. @@lungalunga1470

[@mitch4117]

@@lungalunga1470Liverpool and Chelsea shitting the bed will do it

[@llamaboy1331]

​@@lungalunga1470delusional

[@BrandonLawrence]

Utd can get that far in the league cuz they play Luton, Fulham & Everton before this lmfao against any decent team they’re fked

[@maxgavinsmusic]

The extended metaphor about holding a shit in is absolute poetry 😂

[@ultraslanmc]

4:44 Newcastle 1-0 6:48 Man Utd Offside 8:34 Highlight of Man u today and realization

[@Heloise254]

Thanks a lot, assna fan

[@BizkitTtt]

Thank you

[@Alejandro2oh9]

Arsenal clear of midtable fc and 4th in ucl group fc 😂😂😂😂😂

[@usm4n992]

​@@Alejandro2oh9adding emojis to a comment doesn't make it funny

[@Alejandro2oh9]

@@usm4n992 the truth hurts😂

[@derekmooney2771]

As a Newcastle fan I have to hold my hands up and admire Maguires character - as a neutral he has turned his career around, unlike some of his team mates.

[@ducksmad]

He single-handedly stopped Newcastle putting on a cricket score today.

[@YodaSkywalker]

​@@ducksmadyep and PPL are still hating on him man UTDs whole team was shite except Maguire

[@peterward8574]

Agree, thought he had a very good game, at least he tried and yes you can't knock that guy's mental strength

[@andriesusanto8684]

he also stopped man utd from scoring , he is a very neutral lad 😂

[@eL--RaL]

Ten Hag singlehandedly built a 7up drink factory at Anfield last season.. Can't wait to see the type of drink United will produce this season 🙌

[@fachriranu1041]

Ten Hag? Who? Did you mean Seven Hag?

[@newman453]

and that got liverpool europa......

[@RafaelFerreira-dn4xz]

⁠@@fachriranu1041this year might be Ten hag!

[@angelinemercedez9116]

@@newman453😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Onana trashford united in top 4 champions league group 😂😂😂😂

[@raynarksatriawibowo6688]

10 - 0

[@panchopuskas1]

The ref looking at Fernandes' ankle and thinking : Get in.....something to moan about this time, you whinging MF.......

[@andywaterworth4570]

Rashford was a disgrace! Looked like he didnt want to be there. Huge respect to Maguire and Shaw, without them, it could have been a cricket score!!!! The team is so so soft, no spine, no leaders, no one on the pitch taking control. I feel for ETH, still too many players in the squad who got 3 or 4 previous managers sacked.

[@HappyMonkey-ce5ml]

I’m sorry but the players he bought is pretty useless and millions after millions he spent and the team get worse and worse but you still don’t think it’s Ten Hag’s fault ?

[@FrontalLobeFootball]

Completely agree. I said pretty much exactly what you said in my video, mate.

[@CristanioPeweyyy]

Bro, ETH is also the problem, stop feeling sorry for him, he is not built for big teams!

[@joeblobleeblo3710]

Yea like what more does rashford want?! He’s got a contract he’s starting matches n yet he’s out there not giving a shit!!

[@joeblobleeblo3710]

@@HappyMonkey-ce5mlAntony played better Wednesday and played better when he came on, rashford gone back to being a weird little freak cos he’s issues with the missus

[@lukehinz791]

The shite bit absolutely leveled me😂Mark is unmatched, hilarious stuff

[@katieashworth9807]

B is

[@fad2679]

2:54 mark is growing in confidence

[@garylago9123]

😂😂😂

[@TheBlindBandit0098]

Pray for Man United, they're gonna have to face Bayern & Liverpool 🙏

[@AttainTheGrain]

😢

[@Lastnameabdi]

It’s only gonna get worse

[@Jordan-mp6up]

Klopp will sack ten hag in that game for sure

[@edix1673]

Newcastles lineup - "Not many surprises in how theyre lining up...... Its a very established team, its a very consistant team and you know what youre gonna get".... Erm... Its the bare bones of the team, with acadamy players starting.... they have basically an entire first team out injured....

[@hoodwiser7652]

Didn’t realize Pope, Trippier, Livramento, Gordon, Guimarães, Isaac, Almiron et al all came through Newcastles academy, must have the best youth set up in the world.

[@edix1673]

@@hoodwiser7652 Ah, I see this is your first time watching football. If we have acadamy players starting on in the bench, that doesn't mean every single player has to be academy. Miley, Diallo, A Murphy, Parkinson. Not that it matters, we just absolutely demolished Manure with kids. As mark said the score line was a disgrace... Should and could have been 4 or 5 - 0.

[@F--B]

@@hoodwiser7652sure, but nobody claimed they did 😂

[@hoodwiser7652]

@@edix1673 you didn’t demolish them with kids though, you demolished them with an expensively assembled team, and whilst impressive in of itself trying to make out like it was some victory of local talent is frankly laughable.

[@edix1673]

@@hoodwiser7652 thats hilarious. An expensively assembled team 😂🤣😂🤣 haha oh buddy, how much have Man U spent in the last 10 years? We had a 17yr old acadamy kid starting and 3 more on the bench along side 2 keepers. Mat richie and Kraft the 'experienced' players on the bench.. No Botman, no Burn, no longstaff, no willock, no wilson, no barnes, no hall, no anderson, no target, no tonali... Thats basically the first team out. Expensively assembled 😂🤣😂🤣 I love when people claim Newcastle have spent money and ignore the 15 years with a total 10million net spend. We havent even stared spending yet. Save your tears for when the owners have our finances sorted out and can start spending 3-400million every season.

[@delwigzieful]

To be honest clearly Ten Hag is not the man for the job it's not about the players it's about his coaching and tactics but being a LIVERPOOL fan Ten Hag is doing a fantastic job long may it continue YNWA

[@mecjel]

As someone who neither likes or dislikes Manu, listening to this on 2x speed was so funny. Especially when Newcastle scored it legit sounded like a rap. For this reason, they should bring in the Glazers as owner-managers

[@haimainjauo242]

HE TOOK THESE HORRIBLE PLAYERS TO 3RD BEHIND TREBLE WINNERS CITY AND ARSENAL. RELAX YOUR F@#$#@ SELVES EVERYONE

[@JoseFranco9]

​@@haimainjauo242Casemiro tooks us 3rd. We had shambolic displays against every club last season but our home fun was monstrous

[@haimainjauo242]

@@JoseFranco9 IT WAS HIS FIRST SEASON! WITH THESE HORRIBLE PLAYERS! TEN HAAG WAS A MIRACLE WORKER LAST SEASON AND YOU WANT HIM OUT AFTER A QUARTER OF THE SEASON. SHOW SOME RESPECT AND COMMON SENSE

[@leeronnie604]

@@haimainjauo242he’s a terrible man manager. Howe is making miracles not ten hag

[@asiatravels007]

I'm a Man City fan but this channel is absolutely hilarious. It's the funniest football KZbin channel out there. Bravo Mark 🥳🥳👍

[@MIKhan-mh6fs]

😮

[@DeathByKappa]

Newcastle were still missing several first team players. Can't call that our first team. Botman Burn Barnes Wilson And then any one of Longstaff Willock Tonali Anderson If all these players are fit that Newcastle team is changed by a minimum of 4 players.

[@danadams8649]

united are insanely lucky to be where they are in the league, I think they will finish 9th, just under Brentford when toney comes back.

[@marcinski5201]

And luckily Chelsea 10th... those Americans owners

[@DM-rc4yu]

Somehow we managed to consistently beat all the shit teams without playing particularly well. I don't know how but basically everything went our way in those games. We don't pass the eye test at all.

[@arindamdutta9371]

At least 4 games they were lucky to win.....

[@Cosmic-Wanderer]

@@DM-rc4yuthey’ve had about 4 last minute scruffy lucky winners and a few favours from VAR and decisions. Thats how they beat the 💩teams

[@bot6349]

​​@@marcinski5201Thing is, at least I can imagine a future for Chelsea. I can't imagine anything going well for United in the next 5 years😂

[@niladrisekharsharma6049]

"I'm making more movement than our fucking team"😂😂

[@BlastastiC]

"I'm growing in confidence!" 💀

[@rajoosamy201]

Your videos like these have made me fall in love with the premiership all over again..

[@sisulart]

This month will truly show where United are, recent results have flattered us. December hasn’t started well.

[@GoldenbanjoDJ]

Mark when watching Newcastle PSG and a PSG player kick the ball at Livramento’s chest from 1m away and it deflects onto his arm - “Yep that’s a handball I knew it would be they get given all the time” Also Mark when watching Man U v Newcastle and Dalot kicks the ball up onto his own arm in the penalty area - “Never a handball and don’t think it should be” 😂😂😂😂

[@KatsukiNeko]

I think its because UCL’s rules and Prem’s rules of handball are a bit different. Lets say a defender blocks a shot and it hits him hand in a natural position, most likely in ucl thats a pen but in prem its not

[@pingusbabyyy451]

@@KatsukiNeko nah hes just a prat tbh mate

[@BRKS1999]

Noticed that as well.

[@GoldenbanjoDJ]

@@KatsukiNeko I know what you mean but it’s very amusing how we go from ‘yes totally a pen’ to ‘never a pen’, even considering the massive difference between a player getting a cross cannonballing off his chest onto his arm in one instance and a player playing the ball of his own hand

[@teach450]

Own player kicking to his own arm is a pen according to you deluded oilcastle fans?

[@Redmen1983]

The interview with tan heg was absolutely shocking. When i listen to him, it does make me think what goes through the players' heads.🤯

[@danlee8090]

All eras come to an end -ETH

[@haimainjauo242]

What was so shocking exactly 😐🙃

[@titaniabell6680]

Feel for man united fans this season....I was there last season with liverpool....although we are doing better this year. Man united needs a massive redo. Cudos to mark for being so positive at the start of every single game of man united!! A true Fan....and clearly he is a freaking football nut ...just like all of us watching this. God bless

[@gen6807]

I couldn't wait to see the reaction to the HM save🤣🤣🤣

[@barrysmith4999]

The scoreline did not reflect Newcastle's dominance in this game!

[@tanyavondegurechaff5738]

As a Liverpool fans, man united is really lucky to have this guy

[@RiwenX]

No, us non-United fans are lucky, lmao

[@chrisbanks5925]

Great performance by Newcastle.

[@cockneytintin]

Newcastle fan here....Enjoy the content! Rashford was a disgrace....they need to get rod of him asap!!

[@eL--RaL]

Ten Hag's mastermind is unparalleled..His strategy be like "let's go out there and count on luck, and hope McScooby Doo gets a fluke goal..and oh Dalot always cross the ball and hope little budget CR7 clone gets some lucky fluke overhead kick..Don't worry lads, i drank 7 tea bags of excuses this morning as always so I'm prepared WHEN we lose"

[@danlee8090]

All eras come to an end -ETH

[@uzy9748]

@@danlee8090that’s a big era mate 😂

[@danlee8090]

LOL @@uzy9748

[@adamknights1478]

"Lucky fluke overhead kick" 😂😂😂 yes because an overhead kick is lucky isn't it

[@ChristopherHarkness]

No togetherness, no effort, no direction, no passion and a manager who seems clueless, his interview after the match was a digrace the bloke is tactically inept and unorganised and so unprofessional

[@christopherrose1514]

Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison. What a line. I’m a Newcastle fan only come here to see the reaction but that line decked me 😂. Your cbs had a really good game I thought only players that showed they wanted the win.

[@muhpiyas]

Ikr

[@Sawdust6666]

Tuna and cucumber actually go quite well together

[@Patchow]

Watching him raging in his pyjamas is hilarious

[@8atheist476]

Newcastle energy and drive is great to watch.

[@bouggwen7891]

Maguire was probably Manchester's best player for the past 2 games

[@ashwilliams4959]

He does have different rules tbf

[@ryanrennie1428]

Absolutely love you man from a Newcastle fan 🖤

[@PurePele1]

I love these videos ! Mark your a legend and I appreciate your honest unbiased take on the games ❤

[@richardhart3442]

“Don’t eat cucumber in a women’s prison”. Thank you so much for this expression. Can’t wait to use it in real life 🤣

[@Pkp2306]

It was a United enema for sure! An explosion of pure SH'TE!!!

[@michaelwilliams2231]

I'm buckled with laugher after the newcastle goal. Mark you're hilarious you legend

[@moisturisedgnome1181]

Unintentionally hilarious

[@pikapika5301]

Chelsea fans saying the worst they have played all season against Newcastle. Now Man Utd saying the same thing. It's just the Newcastle effect, a really really good side.

[@jeffbezos2570]

Darwizzy sends his regards

[@pikapika5301]

@@jeffbezos2570 one good game he's had all season congratulations. Even klopp doesn't rate him enough to start.

[@darthbauer5153]

@@pikapika5301he starts most games but nice try

[@frankdux5693]

Worst arsenal have played this season. Worst psg have played. Worst Sheffield have played. Worst crystal palace played, worst villa played.

[@pikapika5301]

@@darthbauer5153 stop the cap.

[@karolgolden231]

Mark's metaphor game is on another level.

[@Anonymous66623]

Maguire and shaw saved united tonight from conceding 3-4 goals at least

[@RetroGam3rUK]

To correct Goldbridge's comment. That was not Newcastle's first team last night. at least 4 or 5 of those injured would have been on the pitch from the start. The rest would be on the bench

[@ninjashrimpgaming2657]

It wasn't even our best 11, it was the only 11 we had 😅

[@tamas6346]

I absolutely love Goldbridge being in rage 🤣

[@chrisbunn6426]

Holding your shit in was a fantastic analogy had he in tears 😂😂😂

[@noooname2568]

Fair play the goldbridge, he always says how it is. Doesn’t try and make excuses (like had to get the bus instead of the plane🙄)

[@grahamsidney9214]

Hats off to goldbridge. He does give respect to the opposition when due and that's a credit to him

[@GigaShiv]

As a NUFC fan this is quite fun,our attack was just pure dominance

[@daniellaw4200]

From for the first 15 mins of the first half, united literally had like 5% posession

[@Bulkmeister123]

Mark, before the game started I thought Man United would go down at least 3-0 in this fixture. We got played off the park and I think we got lucky on the score board and we played like a side that just doesn't care. I could use more colorful adjectives but what's the point.

[@smanvir94]

Love ur content Mark im toon supporter uz have zero excuses we sgain we playin half a young squad still stuffin ya again

[@Luca1120]

newcastle: getting chance after chance mark: I'm growing in confidence ??????

[@raxit1337]

For me, there's no point in waiting to sack Ten Hag. The writing's on the wall, it's over. The sooner he goes, the sooner United can get a coach who can get players that aren't just ex-Ajax players. Or a coach that doesn't alienate a key player like Varane. Letting De Gea go was such a disastrous miscalculation. It's been two years since Ole left, this is on Ten Hag.

[@haimainjauo242]

For me you're f@#$#@ insane for thinking that. Yeah just fire immediately with no plan no interim manager get Ole back smh

[@ribblevalleyrover]

To me hagg seems clueless on the touchline like a mist as come over him and to play mgurire is shocking

[@bapjap]

@@haimainjauo242he didn’t say to get Ole back you pidgin

[@bot6349]

​​​​@@haimainjauo242Ten Hag is making it worse bro, you gotta wake up! Mount, Antony, Onana for almost 200M, getting rid of De Gea and Ronaldo that carried United, falling out with key players like Varane and more, buying only ex-players, and favouritism for poor players like Rashford, and once again, Antony and Onana. The only good thing he's done since coming in is bring in Holjund but apart from that, he's been making things worse... Man UTD have oversold the guy, he's not ready or good enough to manage big clubs, with big players, in a very competitive league especially with the one club in the league where there isn't a support system around the manager. Just get rid of him, it was never gonna work out.

[@phillawrence5148]

​​@@haimainjauo242No plan? 😂. What's your plan, to keep a shit manager that continues to play shit players regardless of their shitness? Ok 👌

[@josephridler-em5pk]

I only caught the last couple of minutes. maguire was so far offside i thought he was defending😂

[@takundapfigu]

This was the most dominant 1-0 win I've ever watched

[@forfinsake]

I’m a Liverpool fan but I love this guy he tells the truth and is so funny

[@craigsimons817]

If Man Utd play like this at Anfield then ETH will really live up to his name.

[@FabTBC]

“Don’t eat cucumbers from a women’s prison” 💀

[@MsKHONA]

It’s not Man U year but it’s the year for Man U KZbin reaction channel they are getting views in the million. Enjoying every minute

[@gonufc]

The Schar one didn't go to review because he studs Fernandes' foot as it comes down in his stride rather than at the ankle or above. Fantastic performance though- I was getting nervy the longer we didn't score but we got there. Worried about Pope though. Tino Livaramento- what a player he is and will be- with the lack of LBs he should be in the Euros squad at this rate. He's that good.

[@lfcspicey]

How did he drop that cucumber shout with a straight face!? 😂

[@alexgrayafc49]

Don't eat cucumber from a woman's prison 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MicHunt1]

Brilliant 😂

[@lordtea]

​@@MicHunt1poetic 😂

[@phild5322]

Eric’s at the wheel

[@ynwa3573]

The way Newcastle played today, I can’t believe that they are under United on the Table before the game

[@sugarraybarrett2052]

So Ten Hag was right all along about Onana, as his keeper definitely finished second best today.

[@Reuben-kb3sq]

The shit rant was too good 😭😭

[@davecummo8743]

Mark is a true gem

[@mikehunt3530]

that Maguire offside call so on par for him. trying to run the front line and just ending up getting in the way of a goal💀 to be fair newcastle are looking in nice form especially anthony gordon

[@ljacobs357]

Maguire is better than the last few years, but he seems out of position many times.

[@timrowe9583]

I got slaughtered in February because I said Newcastle were the best team in the league, not team with the best players but a real team. After this seasons performances I think I was correct.

[@josephridler-em5pk]

What has been done at Newcastle with all the money the have is commendable They could have gone out and bought big names and filled their squad but they have bought round pegs for round holes...players with passion loyalty and hard work You can't help but be impressed 👌

[@niblet112]

@@josephridler-em5pkgreat point

[@Kisyfurr]

​@@josephridler-em5pk they couldn't go out and buy big players because of FFP. It's why man utd pushed so hard for it.

[@josephridler-em5pk]

@chrisedwards1644 they could have done exactly the same as what Chelsea did no??

[@Kisyfurr]

@@josephridler-em5pk Chelsea are mad. They've spread the contract and transfer fees over 7 years. And they sold about 200-250 million worth of player as well

[@xaharxeruji268]

"Don't eat cucumber from women prison..." LOL Funny AF

[@davidknight2104]

The poop analogy had me rollin 😂😂😂

[@AdvancedDion]

Growing in confidencebridge

[@jordan12374]

As an arsenal fan, I know how you feel.. weird seeing United in this spot.

[@TM-gp8td]

This is normal for Utd now 😂😂😂

[@phild5322]

Eric’s at the wheel

[@RD-zx6py]

@@badboycrew1 wally comment. I always think this when I read a comment that spells a team Liverfool or VARchester United. I think what an absolute melvin that bloke must be.

[@abdul-hadidadkhah1459]

​@@badboycrew1 4 points clear 😂

[@shinramiddlemanager7949]

Where have you been the past ten years?

[@bricenkobo7200]

This is a depleted New Castle team and they can’t even score a goal

[@badabing8884]

Just love watching Mark’s enthusiasm just turn to ashes. 😂

[@NeilFirbank-en1yd]

🤣🤣🤣 the look on your face makes me think you recorded the video after you knew the result, love watching your videos

[@sidcrawley1708]

4:43 1-0

[@ciaranmccrossan5418]

It's a miracle, a Christmas miracle 🤣

[@pattayarealist8530]

As an avid Newcastle fan, I have to admire Mark’s complimentary assessment of this game.

[@matthewtrigg7432]

After this result & continuing season it shows you're doing good on EASFC.

[@1nzi]

Cant wait for Dec 17th

[@johnyeomans6909]

ETH is to Utd as what Brendon Rodgers was for LFC.

[@Micah_Lal]

Not quite.... Rodgers nearly won the league... albeit with a exceptional Suaraz in the form of his life. Ten Hag looks closer to the sack than a league title

[@johnyeomans6909]

Agree with your point, LFC used to let in loads of goals but saved by Suarez. However both coaches are full of BS excuses and the fans can see through it.

[@edge803]

Harry maguire and onona in 1 team 😂😂 thanks.

[@aarnethn]

Maguire played better than the whole United squad currently lol😂

[@joebond545]

​@@aarnethnhe also blocked ur goal😂

[@yanhanna]

Marks final summary of this match was spot on it should have been 3 or 4. Why the wingers were not tracking back is beyond me. Some players in that team just didn't turn up today, no goal threats at all. Next up liverpool.

[@asmith181]

As a toon fan I really enjoyed this. The analogy about holding the turd in nearly made me spit my cornflakes out with laughter

[@tomtalley2192]

Great save Onana! Words you don’t hear often.

[@matthewzarzour7273]

mate he’s been excellent in the prem this season. 2 bad games in the champions league doesn’t make him a bad keeper.

[@mugen9638]

@@matthewzarzour7273😂😂😂what are u smoking

[@Kelgoose]

@@matthewzarzour7273 You on that Zaza Mate. As a United fan he has been Horrible

[@lordtea]

​@@matthewzarzour7273 United mostly just fought top-bottom before Now u see they are struggling

[@matthewzarzour7273]

@@Kelgoose why do ppl say “as a ____ fan” that doesn’t give you any credibility. check the stats in the prem he has been good. awful in the champions league besides that 1 game, i agree

[@jimmytoothpaste1757]

Rashford is shocking

[@CanonTogger717]

“I don’t know why I’m going back and forward” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@D0N.1.5.7.9]

Newcastle showing all clubs how football is played , played till their utmost till the 90min. If newcastle sign a few more players they might even win the title . A proven winger and maybe a good defender .

[@uniq6998]

Nufc has good defenders tho.losing botman is bad but still decent.Wingers are decent but yea injury limits options. I think they need to rethink their striker / finishing options. Nufc has like 30 shots in the psg game with only one landing. It was obvious that isak didn't impact the game yesterday as well. Needs at least a replacement option aside from Wilson or isak in case none of them aren't in form or change the strategy altogether in the strikee area

[@O7FTBL]

UNITED won tonight ⚫⚪

[@LimaJayaSRC]

Dont let the score fooled you. What a dominating 1-0 😮

[@JONESH99]

That analogy with the toilet popping was hysterically correct for this one 😂!

[@stke8593]

In Germany we have got Gamerbrother and Schalke 04 and the UK got Goldbridge with ManU 😂