Max Balegde and George Clarke Expose Fake Celebs, Sh*gging managers & Weird Xmas Traditions

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The Useless Hotline Podcast

The Useless Hotline Podcast

Күн бұрын

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@keishafenn7466
@keishafenn7466 Жыл бұрын
max is actually one of the funniest people on this ball of mud and water that we call earth
@georgie9978
@georgie9978 Жыл бұрын
ok
@Themidlandsmum
@Themidlandsmum Жыл бұрын
The pride on George’s face everytime he lands a joke is the best 😂😂
@ItsVanesaZ
@ItsVanesaZ Жыл бұрын
I wonder if there will be one, just one, episode where Max won't make a sexual joke about George's dad💀
@heatherhat
@heatherhat Жыл бұрын
Never
@izzy-wu9dl
@izzy-wu9dl Жыл бұрын
Impossible
@failed17thchromosome
@failed17thchromosome Жыл бұрын
An hour and a half episode? 😌 You're spoiling us x
@graceturvey4263
@graceturvey4263 Жыл бұрын
Cheeky 😂
@emilyx33x
@emilyx33x Жыл бұрын
I love how Max constantly requires instant validation of his um… jokes
@heatherhat
@heatherhat Жыл бұрын
22:19 the guy saying 'that might be too far' 😭😭😭
@BelladonnaAutumn
@BelladonnaAutumn Жыл бұрын
This was definitely recorded before the fall of female gaze kevin. Also Max self diagnosing with multiple things is highly relatable
@57archer
@57archer Жыл бұрын
i dont have a phd but i do have adhd, and i am not even kidding, my adhd radar went off earlier in the episode so hearing max explain all of these (to me) extremely obvious signs was kind of hilarious. get screened bff it'll help if you know!
@moll73x
@moll73x Жыл бұрын
you know it’s a good day when the useless hotline post
@aimee1568
@aimee1568 Жыл бұрын
Nah that fake couple thing is gonna mess with me head for soooooo long
@ridajamil9976
@ridajamil9976 Жыл бұрын
It was davide and ekin-su
@shannondavison6689
@shannondavison6689 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was cole and crystal hahaha
@sageakagizm0logy_70
@sageakagizm0logy_70 Жыл бұрын
@@ridajamil9976 no it wasn’t she just presumed lol
@beckybmua
@beckybmua Жыл бұрын
Honestly most pod casts I turn off within like 10 minutes but this one is just 👏 I now look forward to a Sunday 🤣❤️
@little_mix_vault4817
@little_mix_vault4817 Жыл бұрын
My face hurts from smiling and laughing the entire time 😂😂
@connieharrison6077
@connieharrison6077 Жыл бұрын
i also had one of those “im definitely having a minor stroke” moments i was trying to ask my mam if the car heating would be on and i started chatting about van windows ? like my brain and my mouth just didn’t want to work together but tbf i think it was cause i was scared of the piercing i was about to get
@corrupted2928
@corrupted2928 Жыл бұрын
I beg of you guys to bring georges dad on the podcast to confront max lmaoooo
@lisaw8772
@lisaw8772 Жыл бұрын
Love the George’s Dad jokes 😂
@IreZico
@IreZico Жыл бұрын
Yess extended Christmas edition. 🙌🏻 lets goo
@berylgilligan9287
@berylgilligan9287 Жыл бұрын
I'm totally in love with George ❤❤❤❤
@bobbieella
@bobbieella Жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot every time either of them say "and that's how we met"/"And you started a podcast with them."
@nicolen1724
@nicolen1724 Жыл бұрын
they are the best duo on yt 😭
@leahhamo19083
@leahhamo19083 Жыл бұрын
My actual favourite time of the week, is when you upload now
@henry_hazelhurst
@henry_hazelhurst Жыл бұрын
I remember how does a blind girl know what's it a jar and I literally loved it so much it's such a bop.
@oscarpiastriluvr
@oscarpiastriluvr Жыл бұрын
George is very fit x
@MrMickybill
@MrMickybill Жыл бұрын
when max is showing off the song he gives me *when mum likes a top 40 song and sings it with you*
@mslaurenbuckley
@mslaurenbuckley Жыл бұрын
Mr tumble impression was perfect 😂😅
@ailawilliamson5141
@ailawilliamson5141 Жыл бұрын
as a person w adhd its so obvious that max has it💀
@IreZico
@IreZico Жыл бұрын
1:06:00 NO OMFG MY SIDE IS SORE FROM LAUGHING
@rachelsloan2536
@rachelsloan2536 Жыл бұрын
Max now that we know you have been taking the piss out of us with the Disney Pin Advent Calendar, please make a video creating the wreath
@DigimonDarkMaster700
@DigimonDarkMaster700 Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait till Max meets George’s dad
@c0nansturni0lo
@c0nansturni0lo Жыл бұрын
Max talking about the chapel was life changing cause I know exactly where he’s talking about
@cookiemonster_47_
@cookiemonster_47_ Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas episode 🎉
@ImJustMyselfHello
@ImJustMyselfHello Жыл бұрын
Yess love the longer episode! ❤️ merry christmas loves! ❤️
@_DN-xp4ro
@_DN-xp4ro 19 күн бұрын
45:40 he sounds like freaking heimerdinger 😭
@hopehague7153
@hopehague7153 Жыл бұрын
there should be a compilation about max talking about George's dad
@Lucie0908
@Lucie0908 Жыл бұрын
max with the your dad jokes is killing me off
@Bea.f
@Bea.f Жыл бұрын
Omg your friends with tia?!? So cool! Loved her in Drag Race UK
@Danielle-qc9db
@Danielle-qc9db Жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of George before now but he’s a real life Will from inbetweeners 😅😅😂 love them
@nickfrost7628
@nickfrost7628 Жыл бұрын
It's Christmas next week guys xxxxxx
@ebony4386
@ebony4386 Жыл бұрын
so intrigued to who the fake couple is
@Laurenimaoo
@Laurenimaoo Жыл бұрын
Davide and ekin su?
@ebony4386
@ebony4386 Жыл бұрын
@@Laurenimaoo i was thinking it might me tgem
@yaz2638
@yaz2638 Жыл бұрын
it’s dami and indiyah from love island, my friend works for itv
@timbucktwo8528
@timbucktwo8528 Жыл бұрын
@@Laurenimaoo "find me a petite brunette with a tight pussy that I can throw around" Does that really sound like something Davide would say?! My Lord! Also, then he would have apparently gone and said to Ekin how nice Davide was about her?! Surely that would contradict everything he just said a minute earlier!? What the hell?!?!?
@Boothang1118
@Boothang1118 Жыл бұрын
@@Mims118 he met Dami and Indiyah together in Ibiza at the same time so that story doesn’t make sense… also the running and paparazzi story he added is definitely not Damiyah lol- they don’t even go to the gym
@jgm2374
@jgm2374 Жыл бұрын
George is so handsome max is so funny ❤
@lukieluca003
@lukieluca003 Жыл бұрын
😄 yaaay another episode 🙌 loving this podcast!!
@maiahiggins1711
@maiahiggins1711 Жыл бұрын
Loving the Podcast!! Merry Christmas!!🎉🎉
@benjones5437
@benjones5437 Жыл бұрын
Fucking love you both keeping my Sunday nights entertained 🙌😂❤️
@flocheska666
@flocheska666 Жыл бұрын
🎶all I want for Christmas 🎶😂😂😂
@rheannamyers5900
@rheannamyers5900 Жыл бұрын
You can thank Norse mythology for mistletoe kisses if I’m not mistaken 😂
@Mimi.shifty
@Mimi.shifty Жыл бұрын
Why is no-one talking about the uncle one
@hopehague7153
@hopehague7153 Жыл бұрын
max is the funniest person on this earth 🤣😂🤣😂
@beth3153
@beth3153 Жыл бұрын
I love this podcast sm
@elspeth._.w
@elspeth._.w Жыл бұрын
my mum actually had a minor stroke a few years back and she couldn’t remember people’s names and couldn’t read so this was all sounding scarily familiar and google may have actually been right on this one
@Katiesdumpingground
@Katiesdumpingground Жыл бұрын
I felt the suitcase thing a bit too hard 😭
@angelsemprit536
@angelsemprit536 Жыл бұрын
I love this podcast my fave part is max making jokes about George’s dad. I can confirm cousins can get married although sibling relationships may fall apart (not me but two of my cousins got married when I was little lmao they got divorced tho).
@wiktoriaszwedo1641
@wiktoriaszwedo1641 Жыл бұрын
Max darling I too have undiagnosed ADHD as everyone and their nan has told me🤣 Feel you 🤪
@theizaakbro
@theizaakbro Жыл бұрын
what does george's name plate say?
@therearenonamesavailable3344
@therearenonamesavailable3344 Жыл бұрын
Queef executive director
@callumsmart91
@callumsmart91 Жыл бұрын
I want to be their friend so bad!! 😂😂❤️
@spoidabetch
@spoidabetch Жыл бұрын
25:30 ma'am, what do you do??? you tell your parents and call the police!!🤢💀
@paigenicole5066
@paigenicole5066 Жыл бұрын
the plates in the chapel are actually nice
@Rosiebabe1000
@Rosiebabe1000 Жыл бұрын
There is something really hot about George! 🥵
@amineberroukech1100
@amineberroukech1100 Жыл бұрын
You guys need GK Barry on here it'd be so funny
@moonsadiah9309
@moonsadiah9309 Жыл бұрын
I just knew he was talking about ekin su and davide
@bbbotc
@bbbotc Жыл бұрын
I need to know who the fake relationship is so bad
@katelynmcdonald458
@katelynmcdonald458 Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing its Davide and Ekin Su
@octopusoptimusprime
@octopusoptimusprime Жыл бұрын
same
@timbucktwo8528
@timbucktwo8528 Жыл бұрын
"find me a petite brunette with a tight pussy that I can throw around" Does that really sound like something Davide would say?! My Lord! Also, then he would have apparently gone and said to Ekin how nice Davide was about her?! Surely that would contradict everything he just said a minute earlier!? What the hell?!?!?
@octopusoptimusprime
@octopusoptimusprime Жыл бұрын
@@timbucktwo8528 idk but the running pic is 100% them so … also who knows what davide might say when he’s not on tv/not acting
@timbucktwo8528
@timbucktwo8528 Жыл бұрын
@@octopusoptimusprime Haha! maybe he has an entirely different vocabulary when not on 'Love Island are any other appearance ever'... more likely to just be another clout chaser talking shit on a podcast!
@kerrieannayres921
@kerrieannayres921 Жыл бұрын
Max defo gives me adhd vibes
@michaela_xo
@michaela_xo Жыл бұрын
no cause I was getting so mad watching people in the comments freak out about the disney pin thing
@sl7tforlana
@sl7tforlana Жыл бұрын
i love u both especially u george x
@paigenicole5066
@paigenicole5066 Жыл бұрын
can’t believe max is from darwen!
@caitlinsofia6510
@caitlinsofia6510 Жыл бұрын
no bc the blind jar girl went to my school 😭
@jship5119
@jship5119 Жыл бұрын
i’m thinking it was ekin su and davide
@elodielawrence3338
@elodielawrence3338 Жыл бұрын
Omg I can't believe you faked not knowing the Disney pin calendar is a reef
@izzy-wu9dl
@izzy-wu9dl Жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS PODCAST
@daiseighelliott
@daiseighelliott Жыл бұрын
22:43 crying
@nathansmith6666
@nathansmith6666 Жыл бұрын
Tour of the North *West*
@xyzpink333
@xyzpink333 Жыл бұрын
1:12:40 was this central cee and madeleine
@f1iscool94
@f1iscool94 Жыл бұрын
i think ekin su and davide. cause he referred to a reality tv show
@Ireland1206
@Ireland1206 Жыл бұрын
They’re so funny omd
@amineberroukech1100
@amineberroukech1100 Жыл бұрын
Abdl is real guys 😭
@dawnsmith7780
@dawnsmith7780 Жыл бұрын
These podcasters and their guessing games😴 Put a name on it or leave it on the playground! Idg the cryptic bs when you and the couple ain't friends like that, what they gon do to you🤨
@Itslaraalice
@Itslaraalice Жыл бұрын
I think the fake couple thing is about ekin and davide 🫣
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