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[@Alicelauren890]

Arthur being confused at the phone call was the funniest thing in the whole world!!!

[@claireport22]

I love his stupidity 😅

[@meganrafferty5140]

I’ve not laughed this hard in ages 😂😂

[@hennyyxxx]

timestamps?

[@caryscornford3477]

I’ve got tears rolling down my face at Arthur thinking the phone call was live/real 😂

[@AnIrishMan500]

Arthur asking the girl on voicenote to hold on and start again is the funniest thing I've seen in ages! He's just brill!😂❤

[@neonclawsavie]

54:32 “I’m just gonna put you on speaker” HAS ME IN STITCHES 😭😹

[@geegee6737]

I just love how smart Arthur is, it’s so interesting just to hear him talk about something

[@m2277-d6t]

100% one of the best eps of the pod! you can just tell how well they get along and the fact that Arthur and George are such good friends makes it so funny

[@zeroakk4339]

Are they gay?

[@Sym30046]

@@zeroakk4339 No

[@RANGACORN-jh4lm]

The alex shout of "unless you know something about him that i dont know" has aged like milk

[@TiredOfLiving631]

was just thinking that :(

[@moon555]

Came to say the exact same thing…

[@dhdhdgvegdhshevrbs5377]

What happened with Alex ?

[@mec3941]

@@dhdhdgvegdhshevrbs5377 he was abusing his girlfriend

[@cosmicstar6945]

@@dhdhdgvegdhshevrbs5377abused his gf

[@neonclawsavie]

Arthur tv is the biggest cutie, I hope he talks a little about being a lawyer because I never hear the story behind it

[@_sugar_cxbe_8649]

Watching arthur be confused about the phone made me laugh like I've never laughed before.I was rolling around and crying

[@demlovn]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLAB

[@gabbiee6559]

Literally my favorite episode so far. I absolutely ADORE Arthur! Please have him back on again soon.

[@sparkie6795]

The surfboard and night-out notesapp story had me in actual tears. This episode was filled with good chemistry and joy, loved it and love the podcast, as always!

[@aleshaiqbal11]

What time stamp is the surfboard story I don’t remember ever hearing it

[@sparkie6795]

@@aleshaiqbal11from around the 8:50 mark

[@jxrdison]

George's AI is getting better at interacting with guests, good job to the animators 👍

[@diyarse]

I find it so funny that people will now know that Chris and Arthur have grown up together because I felt like it was a really niche piece of information that no one knew

[@dumbpopstar]

IM CRYING LAIGHING SO HARD AT ARTHUR THINKING ITS AN ACTUAL CALL HELP

[@PadgePaget]

i swear, Arthur is the most adorable person ever

[@michaela96d]

Arthur is so precious! He was such a great and fun guest! Amazing episode, guys!!! 😜

[@Five5years]

I love Arthur so much, the way he seemed genuinely worried at the beginning when they were telling him it was a strict job interview 😂🫶🏼

[@Alicelauren890]

This is one of my favorite episodes so far. Arthur is so funny, and you three get on so well xxx

[@nikixo_]

when Arthur answered the phone had me crying😭😭😭

[@rcelws8453]

Absolutely hilarious… “hold on, start again” I’m weak 😂

[@JBW27]

It's finally happened 😁😅 How fitting after Arthur and George spent yesterday sharing their cake pics on the internet 😉😂😂

[@morgie_2.0]

Couldn't wait for this episode! Arthur is such a cutie and has the best voice, I could listen to him all day 💖 🐰🐰🐰

[@issyfoley9938]

I'm from jersey and I get so happy when Arthur talks about it. Cheers for putting Jersey on the map !!!

[@amberfromage3446]

I’m also from Jersey haha

[@lilygray34500]

this trio is incredible 💕also i love Arthur sm i’m so happy he’s on here !💕

[@max_balegde]

Omg I just clicked on that link in description and signed up I can’t believe what happened omg

[@CarlyGayJepsen]

The phone call bit was hilarious but Is anyone going to mention the surfing story 😭?

[@EmilyLizzie]

WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!

[@carlajohsnon]

54:15 this is honestly so funny, I was audibly laughing

[@brionyjordan99]

this is my first episode and I laughed the entire way through, loved it

[@user-xq4pr1cr7k]

What a Sweetie Arthur is! Adorable, answering the phone❤

[@Alicelauren890]

YESSSSSS FINALLY!!! Love Arthur so much, he is so funny xxxxx

[@clolo1119]

omg this had me crying laughing, what a brilliant trio

[@NYRoger24]

I’m only 10 minutes in and this is already my favorite episode 😂

[@emc9911]

This episode surprisingly was actually the best. I honestly laughed so much. Highlights were the surfing incident and when George said catching waves. Max and his fingers which also thank goodness they were addressed bcus if they hasn’t of been I wouldn’t of been able to cope. And then when Max died at the Minecraft channel plus gaming channel in the real or fake ArthurTV game 😂😂😂

[@epreviews6318]

never been so excited to watch an ep on the pod

[@m2277-d6t]

Kinda mad Arthur got cut off about his sisters pod!! Sounds really interesting but he didn’t say the name :((

[@JamesMarriotsHiddenChild]

Arthur being confused at the phone is my Roman Empire

[@caryscornford3477]

ARTHUR, NOT THE SURFING 💀 😂

[@mryhatesithere5356]

i genuinely don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did as when Arthur thought the call was live

[@taymur0804]

Watching ArthurTV is so heartwarming😍

[@penelopekander-dm8qx]

Oooo 46:20 … didn’t age well

[@ellier3215]

So excited for this!!

[@0530evan]

RABBIT!!!!!!! this was EXCELLENT....ARTHUR is really a very intelligent guy.....he would make an excellent lawyer...if he practiced....hate to be cross-examined by him......he knows such a wide range.... too bad they did not ask him about his love of animals...and zoos....

[@evandale6612]

Guys the link is a pre launch for their new merch store! There’s gonna be caps, tote bags, hoodies, T-shirts. Most are embroidered with the text “useless” and the tote bag has the full logo on. Comes in pastel colours 🤫

[@DTT240991]

Arthur is literally the cutest guy on KZbin! 🥰

[@jship5119]

by far the best guest episode and arguably best episode, everyone’s already comfortable with each other and as much as arthur does himself a disservice he’s so so so funny and good vibes you guys are killing it with the podcast i can’t wait to see how far it’ll go 🫶🏽

[@mbtravelznewhere]

Omg this was probably funniest episode I've ever seen lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Robyncharxx]

This is why we love Arthur 😂😭

[@beepboopbeep111]

NO MY GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

[@metalmeka]

loved this ep arthur is the best

[@SuperYog008]

Randomly got suggested this video. Really loved it 👍❤Arthur is jokes

[@Alyssiable]

BEEN WAITING FOR ARTHUR FOR SO LONGGGG

[@akoiro_3224]

ArthurTelevision is so pure and adorable.

[@jasminec_]

I absolutely loved this ep! 🎉

[@MelisaMahlobo-bh9jb]

Loved the podcast... ChrisMD should be next

[@EdenDai96]

Went to jersey for the first time a month ago, beautiful island…. I won’t be able to look at that beautiful sea again 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@lucyshaw9063]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THIS 💕

[@elliekathryn4597]

Arthur we love you, such a genuine kind and interesting soul

[@theperson9702]

theyre talking abt clicking a link in the description but there isn't one lol edit: they added it in

[@CoolKitty22]

I’m balling at Arthur thinking the phone is real 😂 TBF I’d do the same 😂😂😂😂 also I’m so late oops 😅

[@nafeesahussain4687]

YESSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS

[@ellegrantham]

As a law student R v Brown haunts my life

[@wozzywick]

Viewing KZbin as a way to make money is wild. I feel like I’d never even reach the monetisation threshold.

[@isla_theegg]

FINALLY, I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS

[@bigmaaan]

by farrrr this is my favourite episode 💀💀💀💀

[@charlottewh4042]

Not me doing law and knowing the exact case Arthur’s talking about lol

[@Isla-RoseTungatt-d3r]

This is one of the funniest podcasts I've seen in so long. You're all so funny

[@anythingforourmoonyy]

THANK GOD FOR THIS

[@max_balegde]

Omg max looks sooooo hot in this one

[@i.shuuya3231]

1:07:16 The silence when he said that LMAO

[@islagurney3272]

If I had a nickel for every time george made fun of max for saying a real word that he just didn’t know, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[@charlottemerrick8937]

the stuff about alex did not age well 😬😬😬😬

[@dhdhdgvegdhshevrbs5377]

What happened with Alex ?

[@Sqvz24]

@@dhdhdgvegdhshevrbs5377he @bu$ed his gf

[@pinklvvr69]

hes just the cutest thing ever

[@miaclarke6859]

I love Arthur so much. he’s such a little cutie❤️

[@lisabourne37]

oooo I've been waiting for this oneee

[@TheCarlymarie]

Max’s expecto patronum had me crying 😅

[@edithcoberman]

I love Arthur so much! U should have a chaos crew episode of the podcast??

[@0530evan]

FINALLY.....got the best guest

[@annieeames2282]

ArthurTV early for once? Only late for Platform Roulette apparently Also Arthur being turned down BY the pay pig is the most adorable thing ever 😂

[@rachelsellin814]

What’s SAS? 😂 Max is hilarious in his obliviousness 😂😂😂

[@meganstapo1867]

please replace the mixers in the cupboard 😭😂

[@jamieheald]

I REMEMBER MAX’S GREGGS POST ON DARWEN NOTICEBOARD LMAOOO

[@kaytlingul5283]

funniest episode yet😭😭

[@zz-ih5xe]

Cushy is a word Max and you used it in the right context!! You didn't make it up

[@0530evan]

ARTHUR made the podcast extra FUNNY.......

[@eghtesadnia]

45:45 DID NOT AGE WELL

[@retrosoda5882]

Arthur talking about the R v Brown case was the last thing I was expecting to hear this episode

[@tomjarmain7644]

Rabbit x god bless Arthur he’s so sweet aha he’s just as awkward as me😂

[@orlaith_2910]

55:04 is max okay lmaoooo

[@ciaraeynon755]

The English invaded “ah what are we like” 😂😂

[@isabe11e6]

arthur is very intelligent!!!

[@danielacti]

Please someone find the part where George was making fun of Arthur stuttering cause that shit was hilarious and I can't find it

[@danielacti]

29:00

[@arthurchan1993]

Rabbit Aww poor Arthur was so confused haha

[@taylorjx10]

best podcast ❤

[@porkbellyism]

Arthur's the cutest, anyone know what shoes he's wearing?

[@tisbritney7799]

I need an episode on how to get a pay pig please 🙏🏻😂

[@jordancooper1100]

Yessss finally!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@al3xxa_r]

8:58 IM CRYING

[@amys8082]

I hate that I knew what case Arthur was going to talk about at 1:16:40 😭