ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen

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[@Alicelauren890]

Arthur being confused at the phone call was the funniest thing in the whole world!!!

[@claireport22]

I love his stupidity 😅

[@meganrafferty5140]

I’ve not laughed this hard in ages 😂😂

[@caryscornford3477]

I’ve got tears rolling down my face at Arthur thinking the phone call was live/real 😂

[@AnIrishMan500]

Arthur asking the girl on voicenote to hold on and start again is the funniest thing I've seen in ages! He's just brill!😂❤

[@neonclawsavie]

54:32 “I’m just gonna put you on speaker” HAS ME IN STITCHES 😭😹

[@geegee6737]

I just love how smart Arthur is, it’s so interesting just to hear him talk about something

[@user-jn3fu8fy7s]

100% one of the best eps of the pod! you can just tell how well they get along and the fact that Arthur and George are such good friends makes it so funny

[@_sugar_cxbe_8649]

Watching arthur be confused about the phone made me laugh like I've never laughed before.I was rolling around and crying

[@neonclawsavie]

Arthur tv is the biggest cutie, I hope he talks a little about being a lawyer because I never hear the story behind it

[@mcudelswift]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLAB

[@gabbiee6559]

Literally my favorite episode so far. I absolutely ADORE Arthur! Please have him back on again soon.

[@sparkie6795]

The surfboard and night-out notesapp story had me in actual tears. This episode was filled with good chemistry and joy, loved it and love the podcast, as always!

[@aleshaiqbal11]

What time stamp is the surfboard story I don’t remember ever hearing it

[@sparkie6795]

@@aleshaiqbal11from around the 8:50 mark

[@sourrrrpan8796]

George's AI is getting better at interacting with guests, good job to the animators 👍

[@michaela96d]

Arthur is so precious! He was such a great and fun guest! Amazing episode, guys!!! 😜

[@dumbpopstar]

IM CRYING LAIGHING SO HARD AT ARTHUR THINKING ITS AN ACTUAL CALL HELP

[@diyarse]

I find it so funny that people will now know that Chris and Arthur have grown up together because I felt like it was a really niche piece of information that no one knew

[@JBW27]

It's finally happened 😁😅 How fitting after Arthur and George spent yesterday sharing their cake pics on the internet 😉😂😂

[@Five5years]

I love Arthur so much, the way he seemed genuinely worried at the beginning when they were telling him it was a strict job interview 😂🫶🏼

[@PadgePaget]

i swear, Arthur is the most adorable person ever

[@nikixo_]

when Arthur answered the phone had me crying😭😭😭

[@Alicelauren890]

This is one of my favorite episodes so far. Arthur is so funny, and you three get on so well xxx

[@morgie_2.0]

Couldn't wait for this episode! Arthur is such a cutie and has the best voice, I could listen to him all day 💖 🐰🐰🐰

[@rcelws8453]

Absolutely hilarious… “hold on, start again” I’m weak 😂

[@lilygray34500]

this trio is incredible 💕also i love Arthur sm i’m so happy he’s on here !💕

[@carlajohsnon]

54:15 this is honestly so funny, I was audibly laughing

[@EmilyLizzie]

WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!

[@Alicelauren890]

YESSSSSS FINALLY!!! Love Arthur so much, he is so funny xxxxx

[@NYRoger24]

I’m only 10 minutes in and this is already my favorite episode 😂

[@chloelord3578]

omg this had me crying laughing, what a brilliant trio

[@brionyjordan99]

this is my first episode and I laughed the entire way through, loved it

[@max_balegde]

Omg I just clicked on that link in description and signed up I can’t believe what happened omg

[@caryscornford3477]

ARTHUR, NOT THE SURFING 💀 😂

[@issyfoley9938]

I'm from jersey and I get so happy when Arthur talks about it. Cheers for putting Jersey on the map !!!

[@amberfromage3446]

I’m also from Jersey haha

[@jship5119]

by far the best guest episode and arguably best episode, everyone’s already comfortable with each other and as much as arthur does himself a disservice he’s so so so funny and good vibes you guys are killing it with the podcast i can’t wait to see how far it’ll go 🫶🏽

[@ellier3215]

So excited for this!!

[@taymur0804]

Watching ArthurTV is so heartwarming😍

[@user-xq4pr1cr7k]

What a Sweetie Arthur is! Adorable, answering the phone❤

[@emc9911]

This episode surprisingly was actually the best. I honestly laughed so much. Highlights were the surfing incident and when George said catching waves. Max and his fingers which also thank goodness they were addressed bcus if they hasn’t of been I wouldn’t of been able to cope. And then when Max died at the Minecraft channel plus gaming channel in the real or fake ArthurTV game 😂😂😂

[@epreviews6318]

never been so excited to watch an ep on the pod

[@lucyshaw9063]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK FOR THIS 💕

[@jasminec_]

I absolutely loved this ep! 🎉

[@beepboopbeep111]

NO MY GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

[@user-jn3fu8fy7s]

Kinda mad Arthur got cut off about his sisters pod!! Sounds really interesting but he didn’t say the name :((

[@nafeesahussain4687]

YESSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS

[@isla_theegg]

FINALLY, I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS

[@metalmeka]

loved this ep arthur is the best

[@Alyssiable]

BEEN WAITING FOR ARTHUR FOR SO LONGGGG

[@pinkycrossing4309]

This is why we love Arthur 😂😭

[@SuperYog008]

Randomly got suggested this video. Really loved it 👍❤Arthur is jokes

[@0530evan]

RABBIT!!!!!!! this was EXCELLENT....ARTHUR is really a very intelligent guy.....he would make an excellent lawyer...if he practiced....hate to be cross-examined by him......he knows such a wide range.... too bad they did not ask him about his love of animals...and zoos....

[@anythingforourmoonyy]

THANK GOD FOR THIS

[@mbtravelznewhere]

Omg this was probably funniest episode I've ever seen lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@lisabourne37]

oooo I've been waiting for this oneee

[@MelisaMahlobo-bh9jb]

Loved the podcast... ChrisMD should be next

[@theperson9702]

theyre talking abt clicking a link in the description but there isn't one lol edit: they added it in

[@max_balegde]

Omg max looks sooooo hot in this one

[@DTT240991]

Arthur is literally the cutest guy on KZbin! 🥰

[@nicolerisell3871]

YESSS FINALLY IT’S ARTHUR!!!!!

[@bigmaaan]

by farrrr this is my favourite episode 💀💀💀💀

[@edithcoberman]

I love Arthur so much! U should have a chaos crew episode of the podcast??

[@evandale6612]

Guys the link is a pre launch for their new merch store! There’s gonna be caps, tote bags, hoodies, T-shirts. Most are embroidered with the text “useless” and the tote bag has the full logo on. Comes in pastel colours 🤫

[@akoiro_3224]

ArthurTelevision is so pure and adorable.

[@Darcey24]

Arthur being confused at the phone is my Roman Empire

[@EdenDai96]

Went to jersey for the first time a month ago, beautiful island…. I won’t be able to look at that beautiful sea again 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@0530evan]

FINALLY.....got the best guest

[@meganstapo1867]

please replace the mixers in the cupboard 😭😂

[@rachelsellin814]

What’s SAS? 😂 Max is hilarious in his obliviousness 😂😂😂

[@i.shuuya3231]

1:07:16 The silence when he said that LMAO

[@taylorjx10]

best podcast ❤

[@0530evan]

ARTHUR made the podcast extra FUNNY.......

[@miaclarke6859]

I love Arthur so much. he’s such a little cutie❤️

[@charlottewh4042]

Not me doing law and knowing the exact case Arthur’s talking about lol

[@506Naz]

The phone call bit was hilarious but Is anyone going to mention the surfing story 😭?

[@TheCarlymarie]

Max’s expecto patronum had me crying 😅

[@kaytlingul5283]

funniest episode yet😭😭

[@jordancooper1100]

Yessss finally!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ellegrantham]

As a law student R v Brown haunts my life

[@elv1ra.09]

IVE BEEN WHAITONG FOR THISSS

[@wozzywick]

Viewing KZbin as a way to make money is wild. I feel like I’d never even reach the monetisation threshold.

[@jamieheald]

I REMEMBER MAX’S GREGGS POST ON DARWEN NOTICEBOARD LMAOOO

[@islagurney3272]

If I had a nickel for every time george made fun of max for saying a real word that he just didn’t know, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[@pinklvvr69]

hes just the cutest thing ever

[@tisbritney7799]

I need an episode on how to get a pay pig please 🙏🏻😂

[@hlw28tandl]

There’s no link in the description. Someone help 😢

[@devonbananastar4170]

Poor Alex always getting the heat lol

[@retrosoda5882]

Arthur talking about the R v Brown case was the last thing I was expecting to hear this episode

[@martiniblue742]

OHHHH MY GODDD ALL MY FAVES

[@tomjarmain7644]

Rabbit x god bless Arthur he’s so sweet aha he’s just as awkward as me😂

[@davee66]

BEST COLAB

[@annieeames2282]

ArthurTV early for once? Only late for Platform Roulette apparently Also Arthur being turned down BY the pay pig is the most adorable thing ever 😂

[@neonclawsavie]

“rabbit🐇” as ArthurTV requested

[@arthurchan1993]

Rabbit Aww poor Arthur was so confused haha

[@isabe11e6]

arthur is very intelligent!!!

[@_itsgeorgina_]

no lie first glance i thought arthur was andrew 😭😂

[@ciaraeynon755]

The English invaded “ah what are we like” 😂😂

[@adelebbyx]

Why did no one help the poor sod with the phone 😭☝️

[@orlaith_2910]

55:04 is max okay lmaoooo

[@al3xxa_r]

8:58 IM CRYING

[@amys8082]

I hate that I knew what case Arthur was going to talk about at 1:16:40 😭

[@davidgg90]

Arthur is very interesting

[@zz-ih5xe]

Cushy is a word Max and you used it in the right context!! You didn't make it up