Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners

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The Useless Hotline Podcast

The Useless Hotline Podcast

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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Пікірлер: 110
@camhusmj38
@camhusmj38 Жыл бұрын
Please invite Andrew to do a full episode. Should be easy for Max to remember to invite him. Hint: He’s the guy who lives with you.
@m1scha
@m1scha Жыл бұрын
george looks so real in this episode, i almost forgot hes just CGI
@pancaked2817
@pancaked2817 Жыл бұрын
Max's life is a movie but only George sees it lmao
@gabiinprogress
@gabiinprogress Жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard lmao
@bethtaylor7520
@bethtaylor7520 Жыл бұрын
I actually prefer it when it’s just you two, except for if the guest is Chloe burrows. She is allowed always xo
@L.grace555
@L.grace555 Жыл бұрын
so do i
@Official_Leon_YT
@Official_Leon_YT Жыл бұрын
I want them both to go on chloe vs the world
@AnIrishMan500
@AnIrishMan500 11 ай бұрын
Me too
@maeiliy
@maeiliy 11 ай бұрын
or caity baser. she was such a great guest
@suzannarose
@suzannarose Жыл бұрын
Max if anyone asks you why you don't drink just say you're pregnant and I'm sure they'll believe you
@annieeames2282
@annieeames2282 Жыл бұрын
George once again leveling up in dad vibes with the shorts and socks pulled up along with the dad jokes. Every episodes he gets more and more powerful.
@gracie3827
@gracie3827 Жыл бұрын
Max and George are the best due and no one can tell me otherwise
@jessg8230
@jessg8230 Жыл бұрын
max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than george!!!
@bowtieboy6348
@bowtieboy6348 Жыл бұрын
So true!
@lucy_2511
@lucy_2511 Жыл бұрын
yess forgot it was sunday 🫶🫶
@elsaa.112
@elsaa.112 Жыл бұрын
real
@Bluer0binn
@Bluer0binn Жыл бұрын
can’t believe you made George look so real
@louisegraham157
@louisegraham157 Жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoy the chaos part when it was just silent with Max looking through his phone and George getting a beer 😂😂😂 most would edit that out but it just makes the whole vibe of the podcast feel so much more informal and like we’re friends
@jessicaellis141
@jessicaellis141 Жыл бұрын
need a mega pod with you two, the baggs, and GK Bazz
@SlimShadysShades
@SlimShadysShades Жыл бұрын
and shxtsngigs !!
@user-dh4gk1om3x
@user-dh4gk1om3x Жыл бұрын
Max is so underated and I love him so much
@isla3098
@isla3098 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better than any way than gorgie
@evehay5852
@evehay5852 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George!!! Every episode is so funny😂😂😂
@niamh4442
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than george🤭 George is an absolute Fitty tho💀
@akoiro_3224
@akoiro_3224 Жыл бұрын
When I'm down The Useless Hotline Podcast by Max and George always has my back
@L.grace555
@L.grace555 Жыл бұрын
they’re so honest about everything and I LOVEE it!
@Rosie0s
@Rosie0s Жыл бұрын
im pissed on a sunday afternoon, thanks forletting me watch this twice x
@jeffies2821
@jeffies2821 Жыл бұрын
It’s even better to listen to them when drinking
@jaysilvius8102
@jaysilvius8102 Жыл бұрын
As an adult with autism, the traits of autism diagnoses and ADHD diagnoses are very similar!!
@williamcaley-lightingandso870
@williamcaley-lightingandso870 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion, He's better in every way that George!
@chloelord3578
@chloelord3578 Жыл бұрын
The way you guys make me laugh aloud, great ep again!! Will you guys do another live show if all goes well with the first one? So gutted I missed tickets!
@willcooper5389
@willcooper5389 Жыл бұрын
These go by in a flash! Love you both boys xxx
@ChaoswithHannah
@ChaoswithHannah Жыл бұрын
I love this podcast!!!! Thanks guys for the laughs
@elsaa.112
@elsaa.112 Жыл бұрын
i actually love these two sm icl❤️❤️
@SlimShadysShades
@SlimShadysShades Жыл бұрын
i would love if they got Fuhad n James on the pod !! it’d be so funny
@NIAAAH.
@NIAAAH. Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George.
@niamh4442
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
I love getting this notif
@lucy_2511
@lucy_2511 Жыл бұрын
same, best part of my week
@elsaa.112
@elsaa.112 Жыл бұрын
same ong
@mollydoyle3715
@mollydoyle3715 Жыл бұрын
When will georges dad be on the pod
@esmeshields2457
@esmeshields2457 Жыл бұрын
on sunday we go to church the church in question:
@mollydoyle3715
@mollydoyle3715 Жыл бұрын
Why is max wearing two hats?
@jasminec_
@jasminec_ Жыл бұрын
Max genuinely I think you're funnier than George! Even if I wasn't prompted to say smth nice about you I honestly think it every time I listen to the pod 😂 it wouldn't be the same if George was doing this with someone else 💕
@neonclawsavie
@neonclawsavie Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George 😻😻😻 your welcome
@coletteshaw4159
@coletteshaw4159 Жыл бұрын
max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion hes better in every way than George.this all my own thoughts and opinions defo not being told to write this by anyone
@jackyboy7355
@jackyboy7355 Жыл бұрын
omg max is such a health king 🤞🏻
@ellaox
@ellaox Жыл бұрын
I love them both and this podcast 😂
@phoebesmith4603
@phoebesmith4603 Жыл бұрын
have these two done a proper drunk episode before ? If not they 100% need to!
@leahhamo19083
@leahhamo19083 Жыл бұрын
38:51 I WAS THE SAME, nearly exploded my bowels 😂😂 I didn’t go for 6 months I was in hospital for so long
@0530evan
@0530evan Жыл бұрын
this was great....bet the royals ....also were looking forward to the pod cast......
@gabiinprogress
@gabiinprogress Жыл бұрын
Max, as an adult who does not drink, my advice to you is that when people ask you why you’re not drinking, tell them to mind their stupid business =]
@donaltramp5859
@donaltramp5859 Жыл бұрын
The guest is 100% gemma Collins
@ellaclaxton
@ellaclaxton Жыл бұрын
max is such a hottie but George is more of a hottie
@melsvibess
@melsvibess Жыл бұрын
this ep is so funny pls
@harryjimpson4773
@harryjimpson4773 Жыл бұрын
Max is rated Actually !
@Bluer0binn
@Bluer0binn Жыл бұрын
THE WAY I KNEW IT WAS GEORGE STRAIGHT AWAY
@marnieware9422
@marnieware9422 10 ай бұрын
WE NEEEEEEEED GRACE ON THE PODDDDDDDDDDD
@toukachuu127
@toukachuu127 Жыл бұрын
max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion, he is so much better than george
@chlo27xx
@chlo27xx Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and In my humble opinion he is better in every way than George
@francescaceniti1582
@francescaceniti1582 Жыл бұрын
Max is fit af and better the George in every way. Your welcome Max 😉😉😘
@hi1256
@hi1256 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George
@caitlinbennett1745
@caitlinbennett1745 Жыл бұрын
Have Andrew on for an entire ep
@shaunmil
@shaunmil Жыл бұрын
max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than george!!! 😅
@katie_the_evertonian1878
@katie_the_evertonian1878 Жыл бұрын
max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George Sorry not sorry
@is4bellexo
@is4bellexo Жыл бұрын
Why’s max got two hats on?
@jackyboy7355
@jackyboy7355 Жыл бұрын
Yayy ❤
@JoeKearns
@JoeKearns Жыл бұрын
Would love no no where they get there clothes from
@oreosrpmovies8366
@oreosrpmovies8366 Жыл бұрын
Why did no one notice, they didnt do an intro😂😂
@AnnaAlexandra_
@AnnaAlexandra_ Жыл бұрын
Okay but reading comments on porn videos would be so funny
@mysticginge2
@mysticginge2 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he's better in every way than george........also george is so fit
@oscarpiastriluvr
@oscarpiastriluvr 11 ай бұрын
george looking great as always max looked alright too i guess
@ambslee
@ambslee Жыл бұрын
Hilarious🤣
@eliotteden8357
@eliotteden8357 Жыл бұрын
George 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@caitlynvye-parminter6556
@caitlynvye-parminter6556 Жыл бұрын
“Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George”- max 2023 (ily George)
@a1aesthetics
@a1aesthetics Жыл бұрын
Yeh what Max said about pre workout wasn’t true 😂. Beta Alanine is what makes you itchy so if you bought a pre workout without that ingredient you would not feel that way .
@user-tc3sm6yc4l
@user-tc3sm6yc4l Жыл бұрын
max is a proper fitty
@user-bb6rw9wu7y
@user-bb6rw9wu7y Жыл бұрын
“sweet shit” took me out
@korina-ellap3867
@korina-ellap3867 Жыл бұрын
George: 😐 yes max 😐 just three year olds 😐 Max: 😭😂😭😂😭😂🙇
@haigmorgan2318
@haigmorgan2318 10 ай бұрын
My 2 favorite poo fixated podcast young mates. You remind me of Beavis and Butt-Head from back in the day. I'm a dumb ass yank who loves your casts! Keep on living large boys..... Morgan
@gingernproud6514
@gingernproud6514 Жыл бұрын
@Tryingtochiayouup
@Tryingtochiayouup Жыл бұрын
THE TOKYO MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
@elsaa.112
@elsaa.112 Жыл бұрын
max is so underrated and in my opinion he’s better in every way than george
@_clay_07
@_clay_07 Жыл бұрын
53:23 no way did he actually just say "minor autism" HAS HE DONE NO RESEARCH???
@kinggeorgeiii4977
@kinggeorgeiii4977 Жыл бұрын
Tbf he didn't even know what the acronym ADHD stood for 😭
@majamas
@majamas Жыл бұрын
not me listening to the shit consumption segment whilst making breakfast ☺️
@jeffgumer3784
@jeffgumer3784 5 ай бұрын
Great legs, George.
@Chloe-dv9hf
@Chloe-dv9hf Жыл бұрын
RE: pornhub comments there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to them, it could be funny to react to those
@rachelleanne7961
@rachelleanne7961 Жыл бұрын
i rly hope its paul breach
@tarrarowan5214
@tarrarowan5214 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@HXYDOCK
@HXYDOCK Жыл бұрын
Is max using that hat to hide a bad haircut because he looks bald
@carysclarkson8466
@carysclarkson8466 Жыл бұрын
Max is acc so underrated and in my op gorge is over rated
@user-tt5xj5ib1e
@user-tt5xj5ib1e 11 ай бұрын
Max's Resume: Talents - - Max makes homeless men climax ...... 🤔😆🤣
@rachelsloan2536
@rachelsloan2536 Жыл бұрын
Get Grace on the pod. Or even better Grace, Joe and George!!
@michaela_xo
@michaela_xo Жыл бұрын
am I going insane or does george kindaaaa look like bridgerton king george 👀
@yiodalambrou4586
@yiodalambrou4586 Жыл бұрын
max is actually really overrated and is worse than george in every way
@yiodalambrou4586
@yiodalambrou4586 Жыл бұрын
sorry max ly
@thomasfy4
@thomasfy4 10 ай бұрын
Please stop talking about eating human faeces
@geeooo
@geeooo Жыл бұрын
max ily but please don’t say “mild” autism
@Afbfsh
@Afbfsh Жыл бұрын
Hi, I don’t mean to be rude but why is it bad to say that?
@geeooo
@geeooo Жыл бұрын
@@Afbfsh hey don’t worry I didn’t think you were being rude!! it’s because people assume autism is a less or more amounts of it which is wrong. it’s not: less autistic ----- more autistic and you fit somewhere along that line, it’s more of a spider diagram with cary levels of parts of autism so for example someone may have: Sensory Issues 3/5 Eye Contact 5/5 (bad with eye contact) Routines 2/5 Social 3/5 and there’s obviously more categories but if you don’t understand @jenna.frieds explains it very well!! so max was wrong to say this as it seems as if he’s saying he fits along that line somewhere like this: less autistic -|-----more autistic Max also sorry if this doesn’t explain it that well, I did reply a few days ago but it got deleted for some reason (NOT BY USELESS HOTLINE) I think there was a glitch. also it doesn’t bother me THAT much cause Ik he wasn’t too serious but still it further makes that point seem true.
@evabrown2007
@evabrown2007 Жыл бұрын
max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s way better in every way than george 🫶🫶
@leahhamo19083
@leahhamo19083 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better than George xxxx. Can’t forget the max appreciation x
@Ldel-ff7ig
@Ldel-ff7ig Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George.
@morgan_cook
@morgan_cook Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he's better in every way than George :):):):):)
@guilhermematos7512
@guilhermematos7512 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George
@serendipity6349
@serendipity6349 Жыл бұрын
Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George.
@atex006
@atex006 11 ай бұрын
fff
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