Max Fails His First Trial?! Theo Baker & George Clarke React Live!

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[@abbyromagnolo]

George, you need to keep a list of all of the current affairs and pop culture moments that Max is missing out on and once he comes back onto the pod tell him everything he missed while he was gone.

[@amyashall6246]

Throw a few fake ones in there too just because hes so gullible 😂😂

[@abbyromagnolo]

@ genius

[@EV13_28]

When I was watching the grammys, I just kept thinking about how much Max would have LOVED them

[@carla-ck3ox]

so nice of george to invite his grandpa on the pod for a nice day out of the nursing home

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

GET WILLNE ON!!

[@thomasnottom2516]

💯💯💯

[@3vs355]

the plants in the background of the boyfriend in the bush segment really make this 😂

[@truecrimenwine489]

I could watch a whole podcast of boyfriend in the bush.... whoooly sheeeet Max is doing InCrEdIbLe

[@_emilyjames]

Can I just say… I love the hats for the Boyfriend in the Jungle segment 🤩

[@legster983]

Andrew is so sweet and I love how he can be so honest xxx

[@jessicacurry935]

Love to have Theo back and meet Max!!

[@biancataljaard2674]

Max blew everyone away. So proud.

[@JamesCourse66]

So nice that Max’s older brother could stop by.

[@kia-likethecar]

love the set design for boyfriend in the bush - it's like we are there with him 🤠

[@stanbyr]

HEY DRACO ON THE POD?? little George would be screaming

[@pagesbyheidi]

i need george on strictly actually

[@alexfsayshi5279]

42:00 is the shortest and the most posh sentence ever 😂

[@Med-evac]

6:28 props to george for trying to match his freak

[@alexiscate13]

FINALLY AND WITH THEOO YESS

[@millietv75]

nice to see a glimpse of max in the future

[@megannoble8175]

52:00 that was an impressive bolton accent from george

[@Double.D.Tootss]

I never knew Max was in the Manchester attack 🥺 he's such a kind soul

[@Beth1602]

I’ve seen that clip of Max talking about his coming out story a couple of times, and I’ve cried each time!

[@Revanik]

Nice to see the effort on the jungle set mr clarkey

[@legster983]

Max is going to win for sure xx

[@OliviaLloyd-yk9eo]

I love this podcast so much it’s so entertaining

[@barbiechyqa9192]

You can do Mt. Kenya in a day. It's fun (I hear). Y'all should do a video doing that.

[@Stacey_06]

New pod! Yess

[@LilyKaufmann-s6t]

28:29 DIABOLICAL ANDREW😭 your man is suffering😭😭😭😭

[@alexfsayshi5279]

Reminder to my fellow Aussie’s to vote for our Maxine each day!!

[@ellavictoriea]

SO EXCITED FOR THIS

[@sidneyrongotamati]

Anyone else just pop in to catch up with max and skip all of Theo?😂😂

[@chloearmstrong9535]

Please get Willne on

[@marcom6089]

Why delete a video of a pop star being rude to Max? You don’t get to be an @$$ to someone in person and not want that to get out. How could anyone be rude to Max? Or even George? They’re both great guys.

[@Cicihehehehe]

THEO BAKER IS 28?!? lawdy lawd

[@JBW27]

Tbf, I'd never be able to do the heart or tripe, so by deduction I know what I'd be eating 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@CoolKitty22]

Under half an hour gang 💪💪💪

[@m1scha]

george is so life like

[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

This episode felt too lad-y and straight without max T-T

[@kalanibrain]

the jungle has changed max :/ he'd never wear that hat

[@CC28369]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but why has George never been on a Pitchside livestream? He's playing in the Sidemen charity match, he needs to be on livestream. He also needs to be on Wafflin' now that Theo's been on here.

[@legster983]

Bondi rescue !!! Xx

[@bevvyxo_8384]

Who was the celebrity that was rude to Max??! I can’t work it out

[@mystic_mimi21]

Same, is it a current singer? Or a popular in the past? I can’t think of who is popular atm as I don’t listen to radio or the charts.

[@66XIX]

george is so cutie and theo is also cutie and it’s all cutie how cutie

[@johnking5174]

Hang on, it is Monday right? Or have I time travelled?

[@SUPERSTUDIO17]

IM ONLY HERE TO SEE THE MAX BALEGDE / IM A CELEB CONTENT. DO MORE AND LONGER SEGMENTS PLS!!!!!!

[@jcflagg6540]

👍👍👍👍

[@georginawiggins3610]

god max looks rough

[@ellie848m]

Theo baker is by far the driest and most confusing man I’ve witnessed. I don’t know how to feel about it. I find him so funny, the jokes are shit too.

[@CD2002-yw6pd]

who's the rude celeb??

[@BloodCrystalss]

Thats what i want to knowwww

[@legster983]

You were crying! Admit it !!!

[@legster983]

Is it Adele ?

[@barbiechyqa9192]

No chance

[@barbiechyqa9192]

What if it's Raye

[@Crunch.z3]

What if it's Dua lipa??

[@barbiechyqa9192]

Madeleine McCann? Jesus Christ George

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

Sound so out of sync

[@ell8929]

sorry but I’m on Max’s side, Theo doesn’t look in his 20’s🤭🫣

[@barbiechyqa9192]

He's had a rough life, okay

[@mystic_mimi21]

I agree. To be fair a lot of the white guys look older or more mature. Just glancing at George he looks closer to 30 but when you look around the eye area you can see how young he is, and in the cheeks. I think it is about skin health and hair health. Things cis-het men and particularly white men don’t prioritise. Reeve looks older too.

[@barbiechyqa9192]

​@@mystic_mimi21 damn, you roasted them. I think George looks older because of all that hair on his face and ironically Theo looks old because of the lack of hair

[@mystic_mimi21]

48:16 He wonders why Max thinks he looks 40, tanning will age you.

[@artemis88899]

31:40 Watching this while eating wasn't a good idea 😭😭

[@gigglby]

Bruh I'm eating scrambped egg how bad is it

[@artemis88899]

@gigglby If you're sensitive to weird/disgusting food it's bad

[@artemis88899]

Omg finally Theo!!

[@conniiee2678]

this being so out of sync is making it a really hard watch 🥲

[@mystic_mimi21]

I love max but his teeth look very bulky. I’d rather have crooked teeth than them. Max’s teeth were fine before