THEY ADDED ROLEPLAY TO COUNTER STRIKE 2

[@Shedibles]

Fitz said A Christmas Carol was written by Roald Dahl with so much confidence, I almost believed it was...

[@MadeYaMad]

charlie and the chocolate factory is basically a christmas carol

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

He had Dickens the tip of his tongue

[@woodu]

Dude same!! Poor Charles 😂😂

[@MrWigg1es22]

They also have no idea his name is Ebenezer.

[@ChineseMustangs]

@@MrWigg1es22 ebenezer scrooge

[@briddie5996]

Fitz saying read a book whilst getting the author of A Christmas Carol wrong is crazy

[@depralexcrimson]

irrelevant book, read something of more importance like hawk tuah's biography.

[@flufflez013]

0:46 This whole thing is a god damn mess already. Ebaneezer Scrooge is the main character of the book, it’s called a Christmas Carol, and it was written by Charles Dickens

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

Yeah but who's the guy who dives into the money pit?

[@slayparty]

No dude. His name is Scrooge. Fucking moron

[@somedude1561]

​@@TheRealTerranMarineCharles Dickens

[@steampunknord]

@@somedude1561 No, he's dead.

[@shattered831]

@@steampunknordwell if you dived into a pile of gold you would be too….

[@werb26]

McNasty’s TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS almost had me in tears LMAO

[@DOASkywalker]

Listened to it 5 times and I'm still crying 😂😂😂

[@dankertester]

timestamp? not sure we watched the same vid

[@werb26]

@@dankertester8:05 “we didn’t watch the same video”

[@dankertester]

@@werb26 lol what? Then timestamp. Idk why you're hostile.

[@dankertester]

@@werb26 "Turn off those lights" made me think of when Trump said it, and I didn't remember that being referenced in the video. I also searched through the transcript and couldn't find it. So thank you for the timestamp so now it makes sense.

[@dafaoq]

His name was Ebenezer Scrooge and the book, A Christmas Carol, was written by Charles Dickens, not Roald Dahl. So suck it Fitz. (Also great vid)

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

☝️🤓

[@wintergreen9949]

i was so upset nobody knew it was ebenezer. the only reason i know is because i had to lookup the name of the movie

[@User66354klh]

Bro took the jokes to heart, he really had to slide the “I read books card” 😭

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Oh so they were right his name is Scrooge. Good job proving Fitz right in that regard bucko.

[@Activepothead]

@@SHMOUSEY86 Nice of you to defend your halfwitted crush

[@ロロノアゾロ-h4m]

That Harambe joke made me spit my drink. Thanks, guys.

[@FishCoaching77]

I like to imagine Skinclub just sends some lines for Swagger to read but he just uses it as an opportunity to gamble with his friends for 6 hours

[@heyimfry]

pink cocaine ❌ himalayan bath salts✅

[@dustyGkicks]

>posts on halloween >video starts with a convo about a christmas carol i can't believe the disrespect

[@lbno7725]

*proceeds to magdump* is a great line

[@SpicyTunaRoll97]

Thought that thumbnail said somethin else, Swagger

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

😂😂😂

[@lethaltatics9523]

isnt that one of their friends

[@bluejays6223]

​@@lethaltatics9523 it's heyimbee, she was cool then turned to a OF girl

[@nicholas_gurr]

@@bluejays6223I mean, that is the least surprising turn of events 😅

[@joaorobertomarquesgeraldin4422]

hits a throwback to 2018 outta nowhere

[@bluejays6223]

The heyimbee thumbnail is wild 💀

[@fyiatflyta]

That pic is old af too

[@LTXhyn]

what even happened to her?

[@FarikoPlaywin]

@@LTXhyn she has an onlyfans now : (

[@officialangel.]

​@@LTXhyn stopped uploading for year ig

[@alfoneldez]

​@LTXhyn She became lazy and started OF, but she can't even do that properly.

[@denki_editz]

Swagger’s laugh makes me so unbelievably happy 💀

[@MyDogisEvil]

For anyone who is wondering who is the female swagger souls that is OF model and KZbinr HeyImBee from a couple years back wearing his helmet. Tho, if you’re a fan of the channel for a while, you already knew this.

[@ovulatinfish]

lmao not surprised she started doing OF, it’s like a rite of passage for any up and coming female influencers to E whore themselves

[@ixl911ixl]

Based informative comment.

[@jokercard98]

Additional information: her YT channel is all but dead because she decided to focus on being an e-thot instead. To date she's kept it mildly tasteful, having never released any actual nudes. So if you're thinking of supporting e-thot shit, and want nudes, skip that one.

[@Dantelaughs]

Bro has a pornographic memory

[@MyDogisEvil]

@ :)

[@xanman434]

Was wondering why heyimbee was on the thumbnail then we got to the joi part and it made sense

[@blunaa943]

The Joi Bee would be her porn name

[@threeofjays6420]

Gambling Ad starts at 2:50 and ends at 4:05

[@shogunbirds6589]

Thank you

[@AlienFan25]

Is it scam yet? The ad I mean, they get exposed all the time.

[@ElJuk3B0X]

You were the hero Chad Kroger was singing about all along

[@ToyTaanic]

@@AlienFan25it isn’t a scam but it is gambling so it’s questionable

[@SpirittheWise]

thanks. also heads-up to anyone reading this skinclub kinda fuckin sucks unless you wanna throw cash away i wouldn't recommend it

[@tjbullis1491]

i never thought i would see a Lewis Spears joke on a swagger video lol. one of the funniest australians!!

[@Tarnished-bn5gq]

“That’s like saying I won the lottery!” That’s literally the opposite of winning the lottery, Swagger.

[@MaztRPwn]

10:26 Who’s Wicked Witch of the West ass laugh! 😂😂😂😂

[@Rogue_Insomniac]

21:32 i feel you on that bro 👌🥲😂😂

[@Pazz_Man]

Thank you SwaggerSouls for the videos. I love coming home, packing a bong and finding out you uploaded. Amazing stoner conversations and some straight up funny shit man.

[@tripsitter271]

If swagger went on talk tuah that'd be the only episode id ever watch lol

[@brandonhorner3440]

Bring the boys back. Misfits come back

[@Frinkern]

(16:34) I mean, I had to pause the video from laughing at the "NEIN percent off"

[@Cassiniini]

14:38 October is actually breast cancer awareness month though 💀

[@lee_keybum9085]

Thank you, same thought. Better joke would've been "perfect for breast cancer awareness month!"

[@adamkasumovic2777]

clip probably isnt from october lol

[@Geekishgaming]

Swagger calling the black gun disgusting is wild I didn’t know you felt that about that color it says a lot about you

[@evanmartin5721]

The old HeyImBee selfie in the thumbnail lol

[@sieve5]

18:20 I relate to this so hard. Swagger just give em names then eat them. It's ok.

[@kyledodson6191]

Although they stopped making podcasts, it warms my heart my favorite youtuber and KZbin group still has fun hanging out making our days better.

[@roamthesurface8410]

Im so glad my Alexa was turned off while watching this

[@Dylan_Holzworth]

Swaggs Kamala is still the greatest thing I’ve heard

[@lamontebrown7652]

“I’m tryna dominate the robot.” - Swagger 2024

[@gordoncunliffe8038]

Bruh, every person who has been through the English education system put palm to their face when Fitz said roald Dahl wrote Scrooge lmao, even tho it's not Scrooge it's a Christmas carol

[@itskikikara]

the “TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS” was perfect 😂😂

[@agustinduarte603]

14:40 If anyone wonder about the pink cocaine, here in argentina most people that do coke mix ketamine and coke, and they put some food colorant, pink for example. Thats called ( tusi ) and is one of the most common drug you can find here

[@cpt.sherman9180]

You forgot the MDMA and cutting shit

[@lifeisvanilla6047]

It's usually m mixed with k, no? Made to emulate 2cb(hence being called tucibi)

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

@@lifeisvanilla6047 there is no set recipe for it thats why its such a fucked up substance

[@agustinduarte603]

​@@lifeisvanilla6047 Yesss, thats another example of tusi

[@svrksm_780]

damn swags we synced up our sneezes at 7:47

[@caraid3957]

4:33 i think tobi was about to mention ryan p for a sec

[@HungSuhLow]

That fkn laugh scared the shit outta me, sounded closer to Skeletor than anything lmao

[@chico_stick]

yall should really give locktober a try

[@Anna-s7k4v]

Finally, a new one from you!

[@hailey.the.canadian]

happy halloween swagger and fans 👻🎃

[@jpat3570]

Not gonna lie swags… I was NOT expecting that transition to the ad segment😂 bravo good sir👏

[@TSMZiggy]

We need a liars bar video😂

[@lettydragon4299]

hope youre doing well Swagger, just saw the vrchat video on my feed, really funny :3

[@thomaswhitcomb4932]

The fact that swagger got zero blue on his deagle makes me feel a little better

[@sieve5]

Always banger vids man

[@misfit_sailor388]

These videos are literally all I watch😭🙏

[@tmo_117]

I love that heat treated skin, looks like the cylinders we cook in the furnace

[@aciuppa281]

Damn that bit about having a girl that hugs you hit a bit to close. Like damn I’d kill for a hug

[@CauseFTW]

Oversharing bro

[@aciuppa281]

@ yeah probably but I honestly don’t care at this point. I hate being alone but at the same time my social skills and other issues kinda prevent me from actually meeting and talking to people

[@CauseFTW]

@@aciuppa281 do the things that you like to do and start introducing yourself to others where you feel most confortable. Don't chase! Talk to your friends about this, your family, not here online with a complete stranger you most probably will never meet. But keep in mind that no one will do the work for you, you must seek discomfort in order to grow and overcome the issues only you know. Stay strong, brother

[@yumenikki12]

​@@aciuppa281 i'm a girl and i relate to this a lot. I wish you the best

[@strafeeto]

@@yumenikki12 i'm a fembpy and i relate to this a lot. I wish you the best

[@coreyjthejman4805]

Ah yes peak comedy played over mid gambling terrorism simulator again

[@casinatorzcraft]

23 seconds is institutionalized

[@officersheeptart7279]

we have to somehow get swagger on that podcast

[@tylerjohnson7911]

6:55 I was midway through eating my cereal and now it goin in the trash

[@jofixme5340]

ok i shit you not when the skin club sponsor started i got a skin club notification like at the exact same time

[@Mizzel_]

The whole Scrooge Mcduck convo is crazy

[@saintgutless6316]

Crazy how I’m watching this while eating breakfast

[@NadezhdaAndreeva-nt5ox]

You never fail to surprise us!

[@HollieHargrave]

dude said Roald Dahl with such confidence 😭😭😭

[@curiousustron7002]

Kid enters the chat "Name 10 books!"

[@travishaugh1562]

@ 7:32. Swaggers enthusiasm for fleshlight sex robots is unmatched

[@StarOnCheek]

Holy shit, but can we, no joke, get a Misfits podcast with Hawk Tuah?

[@Yeetus-yc1vy]

That opening clip is absolutely amazing

[@Analia-t4k]

Such a talented creator, seriously!

[@monarch1410]

You wild af for using that heyimbee pic bruh let her die out silently

[@robertinator3387]

Coo clucks coop is wild

[@MiLkkyOG]

Happy halloween swagger!

[@PurpleSeaUrchen]

Thank god for the massive spike on the video where i can get past the gambling shill section

[@thriftyaus]

5 minutes is otherworldly for me personally

[@faessle4067]

By the amount of stuff Fitz is posting he should have read through the whole libery of Alexandria

[@potatochipchloe9174]

Toby was asking about the feastables, yes Halloween but also Facebook marketplace lol. People buy anything from there

[@Thegg34]

Swagger uploaded..... BOYS ASSEMBLE

[@on1yone1nchw1de3]

Think we lost Aches boys.

[@antorseax9492]

4:06 Ad ends.

[@tunz475]

thanks

[@danielhanke8719]

I LOVE YOU

[@owenwade319]

Real one fr

[@memphis2923]

Guys, DO NOT use 3rd party gambling sites. Steam will ban your entire account and you’ll lose everything. This shit JUST happened to me but apparently it goes against Steam’s policy

[@PhilomenaMerritt-e5e]

Your work on this is so clear!

[@ReadDeep]

Am I the only one who thinks some maps are a bit browner than usual, like the footage is from Mexico or sth?

[@brooklynnmoreno3196]

Not now babe papi swagger just uploaded 🗿

[@cheeksmcghundi9877]

"The coop clucks clan" swagger

[@thomasstubley421]

I love skipping gambling ads, I'm so good at it

[@leighXcore]

What the hell was that game change at 8:21?

[@mao4974]

i like how they sometimes just turn on one of them, as if to remind them that they are not untouchable

[@Weolson]

The one time I'm not playing with my friends they legit make it into a swagger video im so sad lmao

[@jor1469]

4:49 sound like a dolphin 🐬 not gonna lie 🤥

[@honkhonk3137]

8:20 this is literally how Detroit become human starts.

[@seventhheart1154]

7:47 that sneeze lmfao

[@supersmashmouth3288]

Swagger today is the last day breast cancer awareness month, we are wrong.

[@isaichilel6786]

A classic thumbnail! I miss HeyImBee

[@leduke8012]

There's gonna come a day when Counter Strike is a distant memory. Same as all of us, but damn I'm glad I was born at the perfect spot in history to watch some fellas joke about Scrooge McDuck. Love these videos man, it's a good time to be alive, thanks for making it better lads.

[@bearlyzeph]

ad ends at 4:05

[@SearchNProsperOriginal]

7:49 I also sneezed at the same time lol tf

[@OneHellofaDragon]

The scrooge bit was wild ngl

[@epicboss3472]

2:22 ey i feel u swagger ong bru it jus tbe like that you support hype the homies and the universe is just like 'ey this would be funny' puts afuckin rusty ass deagle in your hands and say its colorful 😭😭😭 keep at it dawg, and tobey is like the luckiest alive lmao

[@colinbritt9578]

Genuinely thought the ad was a joke for a few seconds

[@xlitallica]

14:35 it actually is breast cancer awareness month bro 💀💀

[@bruhh4255]

Wow, cant believe rhey also added 10 billion crabs too

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Damn, he really got me with this one and I couldn't pull out.

[@jake-_-6994]

the opening made me think maybe im not that dumb

[@B1ll_c1pher]

another banger like usual

[@KaidenTXD]

There's a joke that needs to be said at that Hitler's descendant line.

[@LucidNoose]

Swagger for talk tuah 1963