They assigned me the cutest NSA agent

[@BoneStack117]

The FBI agent showing his identification is the funniest thing.

[@lordluke10]

What on earth is he saying?? Mousings FBI?

[@dancarlin6206]

​@@lordluke10 Sounds like "Miles Moss FBI" to me.

[@JonesySurvived]

@@lordluke10 I'm going with "Max Miles, FBI"

[@alexmartens]

awex mawns mbi

[@IronToast]

mous mahrs efbmai cen sen atien nalow

[@commanderz]

If you thought they were shy, his CIA guy was hiding in the bushes outside the entire time.

[@bradyouknow9313]

Fbi my guy get it straight!

[@dlogic6781]

nah the CIA agent actually his friend thats been turned into a double agent.

[@michaelbarker6732]

he means there was a third guy who was so shy he never revealed himself at all

[@ShaunCheah]

CIA's not legally allowed to operate domestically; the guy in the bushes was working for a private corporation that just so happens to have the CIA's investment wing as a majority shareholder.

[@TheUKisThere]

@@michaelbarker6732 neat reply. you should probably send it to the person it’s directed toward.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

The NSA guy is the type of dude to put on a pointy cap and night gown whenever he goes to sleep. And when he snores, he goes “mimimimi…”

[@BlakeRosier]

Ok get out of my room creep

[@chimominino]

I lol'd

[@Technodog]

Kinda guy to start floating toward a nearby apple pie

[@BlissfulAriana]

How is this such a perfect description?

[@renobgm]

Trent is overpowered for dancing both naked and in his undies simultaneously

[@jmanpolo5611]

Quantum

[@IceBen4444]

I guess so

[@ggw1776]

he just has really big undies. like as big as the room. so he just stands in them and technically it counts as being in his undies.

[@rileypugh6412]

Schrodinger’s undies

[@MarcosElMalo2]

That’s the coolest thing about clothes. You’re still naked underneath them. 🤯 Don’t tackle me.

[@erikm8373]

I always love the implication that the United States population is split into regular people, and an equal population of government agents, each assigned to watch someone from the normal population.

[@OppositeofHATE7]

not in this economy. no one wants to work anymore so most agents now have 5-17 normal people, pay is still the same though

[@katiehorneshaw995]

Who watches the watchers?

[@adamswierczynski]

Literally the plot of _A Scanner Darkly_

[@OneJessticle]

​@@katiehorneshaw995 the Elite

[@hisammy3969]

@@OppositeofHATE7 this is high key my job right now. Govement has increased the wages across the country in a weak effort to meet the inflation and my employees have took that opportunity to increase the work load. Angers me to my core. Sorry needed to rant 😅

[@zaneb1319]

This is the only proof i have that the last mimzy was a real movie and not a fever dream

[@therambunctiouspirate]

Early Family guy made a last mimzy joke. So now there 2 pieces if media for you.

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@jeishiikanzaki Good times. They had several promotions like it. I remember the awful bee movie costume that no one used.

[@savagedragon5657]

I still own the movie I think.

[@heideknight9122]

I liked that movie odd as it was.

[@asock8462]

The only proof other than googling it and getting many results about said movie?

[@turntablez504]

I love Joel's frustration at pictures of cacti in the beginning. We all know the feeling.

[@AvengeTheThrone]

I totally didn't catch that, hilarious! 😂

[@mortithedog8088]

I don’t get it lol

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

My headcanon is that prior to the start of the video, Joel didn't believe that cacti grow fruit on them, and Trent insisted they did, so Joel checked Google Images to prove Trent wrong, and the video starts right as Joel knows he's not going to win this one. But Trent is a chad friend and doesn't want to leave Joel suffering so he changes the subject as quick as he can.

[@davidbruce2065]

​@TheReaverOfDarkness that was a surprisingly entertaining and well-thought read

[@rosecity_chris]

I had to go back lmfao

[@robinlaszlo]

Trent is always so utterly unphased and I love it

[@BarackObamaJedi]

He dances naked on camera, i guess

[@robinlaszlo]

@MR. nemo hey, I mean, whatever he wants to do in his personal time alone. As long as it's not hurting, anyone it's between him and his NSA agent. It was KINDA messed up for Joel's NSA agent to out him like that.

[@flowersafeheart]

Yes the most unphased of all time

[@mark9294]

unfazed

[@ultra_vires]

Trent's resigned yet equally non-committal "I guess so" to simple 'yes or no' questions always gets me.

[@BeepSmile]

I just want you to know, your profile pic got me. Well played.

[@christinemerritt974]

Trent looked completely unsurprised as though he hears how good his unclothed dancing is every day of the week.

[@TheyLoveThemLLC]

I would imagine he does

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

I mean, he gets a good chunk of his income from his onlyfans, so he knows people like what he's got

[@Doomscrolled]

A Grammy award winning artist is always ready for the fans

[@ChokeholdChums]

This is not just NSA Agent, this is •☆°~♡NSA Agent UwU♡~°☆•

[@Iosaiv]

(MSN name)

[@energia677]

I wasn’t sure if he was between the between mix between creepy, emo, or cute

[@Mackinstyle]

More of these guys please. I could see 4 or 5 more sketches of "Cute NSA and Shy FBI Guys".

[@Iosaiv]

Yeah, me too dude, this stuff is amazing!😂🎉

[@omnipocket3055]

Well I don't think NSA guy is gonna be in anymore, spoiler for a 5 minute vid

[@incrediblecaptain]

Maybe even other professions too. Like president or newscaster or something. You could do alot with something like this.

[@rickswordfire4774]

@@omnipocket3055 There's always CIA, DEA, ATF, and others.

[@sgtOOX]

We need a tsundere CIA guy

[@trynadyna9662]

2:44 The way he says "Chop my frickin' head off, I'm bored at work. Hah!" and the look he gives is just so damn funny.

[@distanced]

Joel casually referencing The Last Mimzi and Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium and cracking open a part of my childhood I completely forgot about

[@HDScorpio]

I've unironically been searching for The Last Mimzi for the last 5 or so years, I had only the vaguest of recollections about it and not a single google search led me to that movie... And today I finally found it thanks to Joel Haver :D

[@calliopethebonk2863]

It's feels so weird to even hear mention of those! I thought I was one of few people to even remember their existence at this point!

[@distanced]

@@calliopethebonk2863 Exactly, I thought it was one of those weird liminal childhood memories that makes you unsure if they even happened or not

[@edd542]

​@@HDScorpiowholesome

[@raven_moonshine39]

You casually mentioning that those movies are from your childhood and making me feel like a dinosaur

[@Jokamole]

Damn, I wish we lived in a world where those two organizations had this high level of maturity on display with their employees.

[@inzanozulu]

How in the world does somebody even come up with this plot, and -then- have the perfect actors to execute it. The chemistry between NSA and FBI was crazy

[@willow5945]

It implies that he only likes vanilla ice cream when there's chunks of vanilla beans in it.

[@bendtheory2247]

joel’s channel is just the cutest lil government psyop 🥹

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

We need a spin off series of the NSA and FBI guy

[@RamenDenominator]

It would be a smash hit.

[@rickswordfire4774]

Add CIA guy, maybe ATF guy. DEA guy would be a lot of fun.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@rickswordfire4774 Just for fun: there needs to be a cute cartel too. Just a whole group of giggly cartel members hanging around doing their nails when ATF shows up. If any violence ensues, it's an unexpected pillowfight followed by an adorable chase scene. Lots of giggling.

[@BlakeRosier]

Agreed

[@godzi1982]

It must be done

[@orctimusprime9029]

Love how the NSA guy follows vampire rules.

[@zebra24-7]

SAME HAHAHA

[@RecklessBen]

The NSA sounds very sparkly.

[@jollyboy7]

What a cute NSA agent. I saw the last mimzy in theatres. Little Andrew loved that show.

[@willow5945]

He somehow played an Xploshi game.

[@NeXaSLvL]

the little spin with his head on the cabinet is the wildest thing to watch

[@karkador]

maaaa!

[@TrentLenkarski]

I wish we could have hung out with them more

[@justinsemple7454]

The NSA is always hanging out with you so long as you don't have a post-it note covering your laptop's webcam.

[@cartoonthunder]

Are you hinting at a sequel?

[@justinroberti]

Trents in the video and his comment is still pretty low key

[@hlavco]

The sparkly sound effects added so much to this.

[@cerspence]

He seriously is cute 😂😂😂

[@ComedyBros5]

The NSA and FBI guys interacting remind me exactly of my 4yr and 2yr old kids - the acting of Blake and Alex in this was amazing.

[@BlakeRosier]

I’m always watchingggggg

[@Tanyajayyy]

nooooooo u can’t tell them that (っ◞‸◟ c)

[@TrentLenkarski]

: )

[@kudjo24]

how long have you glowed friend, far too accurate

[@5050TM]

ヾ⁠(⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠*⁠)⁠ﾉ

[@sebastianponzo89]

but what about my TEAM?!?????

[@absurdist5134]

This was way funnier than it deserved to be. Between the acting, the script, the shots.... God you guys are talented.

[@texmex007]

OBSESSED WITH THE NSA AND FBI WORKERS OH MY STARS HAHAHA never have I seen such a hot take on these roles before you're a genius Mr. Joel 👏🏽

[@delawar3]

🤩🤣

[@TheCable2380]

Reminds me of Cartman’s Cupid persona who keeps trying to setup Tolkien and peeing in peoples mouth when they’re asleep

[@ThomasH7]

😂 yep

[@bambii-_]

i always make sure to wink into my webcam before taping it off

[@chronica6457]

I smile at my webcam so anyone watching knows whatever I do is with them in consideration

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

I look it dead in the eye when I climax, that way they know I'm imagining them and want our shared intimate moment to be as intense as possible.

[@bambii-_]

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger i disliked reading that, good job and keep it up king

[@madmaverick]

Thank you for this heartbreaking PSA about the devastating psychological damage government agents suffer every day from reading thousands of logs from anime, furry, and roleplayer group chats. :'( Pwease make sure to donate to your Local Bureau of Investigation and Decentralized Intelligence Agency to help fund therapy for the spies in your area. Thankies

[@notsure1969]

"You're literally doing a treason." 😂 Sometimes I think our government officials actually operate this way.

[@Rukshusu]

tweason*

[@PatrickOliveras]

Those are easily some of the best characters I've seen in a while

[@mspencerl87]

This is the beginning of a beautiful series please don't stop these keep it going

[@ElAlame1n]

I wasn't ready for the latest installment of Goodlongpee's "Great video" in the first 7 seconds of the video with Trent saying "Hey Joel?"

[@marlonwithworldnews2088]

"Hey Trent?"

[@sithofdarkness8927]

Been saying for years I want to go on a date with my NSA agent. Thank you for bringing me closer to seeing that possibility.

[@Decenium]

this is super well acted, love it, absolutely love it

[@HamCheeseStudios17090]

Died at "No you can't do any minutes!"

[@MrGrimlocke]

I could watch an entire show about these strange government employees lol

[@fluffypinkpandas]

i was laughing the whole time thinking back to some greentext I saw about supposedly at the fed buildings there are "grayed patches of wall with paint rubed off of them" because "in the halls we have wallriders" and wallriders are defined as "the autistic staff who like doing that thing where you lean against smooth wall (leading with your shoulder for contact ) while walking to rub yourself accross it until you have to steer away from an obstacle protruding from the wall eventually. This is done enough times by multiple people over a year or so to deface the paintwork along the alway" If true its compounding on hilarity by me witnessing this. THIS SKIT COULD ACTUALLY BE REAL ONE DAY. Aand if not i still find it entertaining there is a fictional internet-verse where field agents are really spectrumy and its definitely worth making a series about as you said.

[@Quathryn]

Siblings watching each other after school until mom gets home from work

[@manscapedgrinch1427]

I want more of this.. like a series. Cant wait to see how adorable the black robe and mask wearing illuminati guy is.

[@ChrispyP]

Okay, there is no way that you don't have a ton of shots of you guys corpsing during the making of this short. Release the outtakes!

[@dgfitch]

I'm adding the "fingerwalking" from the porch scene to my Cute Moves

[@denmarkball7728]

must be one of the best blake roles ever

[@VultureVideos]

The fucking running with his fingers as he schmoves over makes me laugh so hard.

[@DMLand]

Who knew NSA agents came in Ginger Kawaii.

[@saltyninja5534]

this was super accurate to real life

[@BloodDripss]

today i found out the serving size on a can of pickles says one serving is 2/3rds of a sinlg epickle

[@Android480]

This is my favorite Joel video

[@homesteadgamer1257]

I'm convinced NSA and FBI actually act like this. The ones we see on news footage must be decoys.

[@unbentcrayfish]

Between Blake's spins and Alex's ID thrashing I dunno who stole the show but gods is it close.

[@ralek592]

3:11 I'm making this my screensaver, my phone background, my ID portrait (you know im gonna somehow make it gif-able) and my funeral portrait.

[@McArRuIzO]

The FBI badge flashing was absolutely golden.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

These skits are hit or miss with me but this one was hysterical, just the right levels of awkward yet kinda believable

[@mjr_schneider]

This is first time in fifteen years that I've heard someone mention The Last Mimzy. I always assumed it was a fever dream.

[@guyinc0gnito]

this one’s a classic, I can feel it

[@ChuckDarwin1909]

This is truly one of my favorite Joel videos, hopefully giving it some engagement will put more eyes on it

[@BadEntertainmentNetwork]

What a cutie.

[@PutingPinoy]

I absolutely loved the Last Mimzy back when I first saw it. OH MAN Mr MAGorium's Wonder Emporium is a classic!

[@marina-jf4og]

this makes the gov seem kinda wholesome 🥰

[@alexmartens]

hi marina :)

[@a_legitimate_salvage]

Lol they're not.

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

plot twist: this is their new PR department trying to make them seem more approachable. (cue their horror as the cuteness leads to excessive r34 and they can't undo it)

[@clydeconnorquillin9284]

Dude Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium is such a amazing movie, “he died” is one of the best movie scenes in a kids movie ever.

[@nomadicam]

Dude that guy killed it with the NSA character😂

[@daliamosesp]

that twirl and meow omg lmao

[@jeremytitus9519]

NSA agents are such whimsical little guys

[@SmugRoom38]

Little rascals they are

[@Balthazar2242]

omg The Last Mimzy. the trailer was so much better than the actual movie. haha didn't think anyone else remembered that one

[@robertdiniro]

I like to imagine that Trent was just sitting on Joel's bed for hours until he decided to ask about the movie. That's what true friends do

[@TheCynicalNihilist]

listen, ive been torrenting everyday without a vpn or anything for the better half of 12 years. If the NSA or the FBI actually had any balls theyd come stop me rig

[@BorderOllie]

This is so weirdly genius

[@ruceblee969]

I really wish it would have kept going. I was hooked!

[@calliopethebonk2863]

The Last Mimsy is such a nostalgic thing for me... I never expected to hear that ANYWHERE Edit: MR MAGORIUMS WONDER EMPORIUM?!?!? They're hitting such locked away memories for no reason 😂

[@benjwicker]

RIGHT where can i find it

[@BonesOfLife]

Good to see the show "Adam Ruins Everything" is still doing well on KZbin. He always looks so great in a suit.

[@bobomb6021]

I watch for the comedy. I stay for the friendship.

[@GojiMet86]

I legit thought this was an ad spot for an actual VPN.

[@dannymarie]

The last mimsy and mister magoriums wonder imporium are both movies that have stuck in my head since childhood and NOBODY else knows about them. Thanks for bringing them back into cultural consciousness

[@jacobduran8997]

This reminds of Stewart from Mad TV, but as an older NSA agent.

[@CosmicSoda]

that nsa agent is so cute! 😮

[@quesonegro]

At first I thought this was a very elaborate commercial for Nord VPN.

[@confusedagain]

Wanna see what a day in the office is like with these guys

[@sonjaalriksson6788]

Oh he’s so adorable 🥹

[@ZachSMarsh]

This video just makes me want to pirate things without a VPN. The NSA dude seems like a delight.

[@No_675]

Please I need more of them.. please

[@cameronb7161]

They're such good boys, I'm sure big brother is super proud of them.

[@2minuss]

I audibly sighed every time he spun. Very good at acting obnoxious.

[@lukestarkiller1470]

I still love the idea that every single person in the world has their own personal NSA or FBI agent constantly monitoring them at all times

[@theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525]

Absolutely love the whaler's hockey hat

[@Redalert8901]

Man I remember going to the movies during the daytime to see The Last Mimzy with just my mom, feels like a false memory or a fever dream, very strange movie.

[@jackb3555]

This has to be one of my favorite videos of all time. Each character is played to perfection

[@myrmidion44]

Damn it, I wanted more last mimsy content. Feels like no one on earth but me remembers that movie. Thank you Trent.

[@weatherbitten]

Joel scrolling through the google image search for "cactus" and sighing disappointingly was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

[@TasteTheRambo]

I love how we all tucked away "The Last Mimsy" and "Mister Magorium's Wonder Emporium" so Joel could make us laugh by bringing them up 10+ years later.

[@champagne.future5248]

That was strangely disturbing, like an uncanny valley

[@gottafindacoolname]

One of the best Joel vids!!! HE’S BACK!🎉❤

[@317cmrogers]

This NSA agent is absolutely whimsical 😂🤣

[@sarakatelyn8923]

“ 😒 Chop my frickin head off I’m bored at work 🤪”

[@oddmetre]

Blake is a good actor, and freakin hilarious

[@kerstin_eryel]

✨🌼💞✨Manic Pixie National Security Agent ✨💞🌼✨

[@AuroCords]

Joel, you are the haver of my appreciaton, and a haver of many talents. Thank you for making shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear. Every video of yours makes me wish I had friends like you and yours. The genius-simpleton type is hard to come by where I live, unfortunately. Moving to east virginia or wherever you guys live is not an option I'd consider either (I love México). I guess I'll telepathically send you some ideas and some blessings instead :]

[@MrKidtendo64]

"It's funny, but you can't say it! Baahhhh!"

[@Legendary_Honey]

Oh my gosh, he's adorable! I wonder what mine is like.