They. Can. Only. Speak. One. Word. At. A. Time | Letter of Complaint about FOOTBALL/SOCCER

Improvised live on the spot.
English Subtitles by Daniel Tekula ( / justpinkboye , Vietnamese subtitles by Shirley Holmes @shootimprovn • Vietnam Fanpage
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[@treefrogg]

On behalf of all America I apologize for being the reason Tony Tonyson is now childless 😔

[@vidyasingh345]

I will join you on this apology 😢

[@pulledpork_revolving_doors]

Me too 🇺🇸🦅😔

[@mrgw98]

Me three. I also apologize for "soccer" as well. Football is clearly the right name.

[@serban031]

Nah. Good! Angelina Jolie can now adopt him and add him to her collection

[@vidyasingh345]

@@mrgw98 nah fr 😭 you don't even touch the ball with ur foot unless you're the kicker in the NFL lmfaoo

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

I absolutely love how it goes from "Yeah, I'm a bit upset that the game ended without anyone scoring a single goal" to "It's your fault that I kicked my son out of the house for being Irish".

[@veyriuss.4792]

“Boy, you’re Irish. I am English. You’re leaving this house because I believe you are the foreigner.” I fucking died 😂😂🤣😭😭

[@erikadash768]

This was bloody gorgeous 🤣🤣

[@GMacYT]

Average Irish-English interaction

[@lieutenant_rtda2234]

"Dear football, I am Tony. I like football. I regularly watch football and play football. However, last night I saw football and I was disappointed. America versus England 0-0! What the fuck is that?! I am a British bull. America has no place in my sport and in my country. That's the honest truth. If I can't go to America to play soccer, they can't come here and play football. My son said to me, "Dad"-because he is a small leprechaun. "Why are the Americans doing this to us?" I was heartbroken. I bent down on my knees and I said to him, "Boy, you're Irish, I am English. You're leaving this house because I believe you are the foreigner." Now, I'm childless. My family have gone. I am alone crying without a good boy. That's the problem with FIFA. yours sincerely, Tony Tonyson"

[@shadowknight2978]

Nobody had the heart to say thank you. But I do. Thank you my friend

[@happuhelon]

Still a better letter than chat gpt😂😂😂😂😂

[@literato169]

Thanks 🤣🤣

[@Lifemp3]

Auto generated message be like

[@tristanperciful6609]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@kirbman255]

These continue to be some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, sincerely can’t wait to watch more in the future! Props to you guys!

[@dani.t57u2b]

I'll be going to the UK soon! If you guys have a show then, I'll immediately buy tickets!!! You guys are amazing and such an inspiration.

[@Agaiola2002]

When I get another chance to go to the UK in the future, the first thing I'll make sure to do is check if they have shows and book all of them!

[@happuhelon]

Ahhh i didnt know theyre in the uk! I’ll definitely try to book a seat if i come back

[@unofficialteammom532]

love how sam can’t stop laughing! i’d be in the same boat man, i couldn’t keep it in!

[@TheKz262]

"Boy.you're. Irish" I lost it 🤣

[@ginasy6764]

Thats tragic. I feel so bad laughing. Omg😂😂 I’m so sorry for Tony Tonyson but that was such a stupid way to lose a son. Good god😂😂

[@the26thLetteroftheAlphabet]

The first thing that came into my head when reading the title: They. Can. Only. Say. One. Word. At. A. Time. This. Is. How. Their. Relationship. Spiraled. Out. Of. Control. Why does my brain work like this

[@regm7]

Kinda like that tbh

[@nevaeh_nz]

I was drinking water....Note to self: * Don't drink water when watching 'Shoot From The Hip' * I hope someday I can come to one of your shows! :)

[@kuyaklyne]

What The. F*** Got me so bad

[@motionwars750]

These guys are always creative and never lets us down, keep it up guys

[@cornettomsc]

The reaction when he said leprechaun 😂

[@oricand4142]

This escalated fast😂😂😂

[@TheUnderscore_]

This gotta be my favourite bit you guys do 😂

[@thomasmiller4710]

As an American, this was bloody brilliant.

[@wandereromur]

This is now my absolute favourite type of stand-up.

[@Kept-safe-Locked-away]

I was confused at first, then I remembered I'm american and you all are British. When the story started I was picturing some American football college jock lol

[@ibnes9806]

i love these little videos they’re so fun

[@Lyoko2516]

That's it! You have earned another subscriber because this was too darned funny! :)

[@ameliesleeckx8856]

FIRST Guys I really love your work you always make me laugh!!! Love you!!!❤❤❤

[@ambozz3726]

As if FIFA weren't terrible enough beforehand :(

[@rachelstanger6079]

Nicest possible way to abandon your child. My parents' interaction was, "You're not welcome in this house. Get out. You're on your own." And I was

[@bmac4]

This definitely sounds like something FIFA would be responsible for, just sayin

[@thesandwich5321]

He is now Tony Noson

[@Productions_Wolf]

I love your content so much I would do so much to see you live But I live in the Netherlands😔 Anyway have a nice day!

[@fionawilliams5477]

Always love your comment it literally brightens my bad days, you're amaazzzziiing

[@daniellegabay9806]

Your absolute best so far 😅🤍 you're amazing, so creative

[@carinag.5374]

So sad for Tony Tonyson's son that he had to leave the house! 🥺

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

He was the foreigner. We mustn’t allow these horrendous leprechauns invade our fine kingdom.

[@vithevee]

i LOVE these and tony tonySON

[@waisssss123]

They basically kicked out the son then complained about being childless 😅

[@dr.epting8596]

I love this I need to do this with my friends…

[@gabemorse8848]

What the fuck, FIFA?

[@Kili_1701]

Id love to see you guys live but I live in Germany 😭 Your clips always make me laugh xD Especially the dark humour that comes around quite a bit

[@gingerroot420]

Oh no, the English are kicking the Irish out again, I’m getting flash backs!

[@laurysong131]

ok but Tom and Sam are the same height kneeling which means either Tom's legs are either disproportionately long or Sam's are disproportionately short

[@Judys-Stuff]

I think it's not the entire legs which are out of proportion, but rather the thighs and the lower legs. 'Cause Tom has some (proportionaly) very long legs.

[@nikhiluchariya7757]

Hey why u dont come in india u guys rock here🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

[@NikiNikishuu]

1:29 absolutely killed me

[@Joonivy]

I'm literally crying x'D

[@bigbluedinothethird9781]

Him being named tony tonyson Implies that tony's father's Name was Tony

[@ashiwashi]

as a Northern Irish person this is hilarious lol

[@bluherondale8889]

Is it me or i cant find the skit a complain to pringles anymore? It was my favourite 😢

[@QuanTumm1357]

I’d love to come to a live show but there aren’t any in my area 😭

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

I can't begin to imagine what a 0-0 game looks like.🤣

[@БлыйБлдныйБдныйБсъ]

ig Tony Tonyson is just Tony Tony from now on...

[@Mad5pirit]

i was bursting out laughing hard at 1AM well done XD

[@hamhead2765]

Speak in one voice debating a word at a time would be good

[@maja.z.pszczola]

Tony Tonyson because Tony Tonysonless 🥺

[@Mr.Bob-Gray]

tony tonyson more like… tony tony….

[@haeherfeder1713]

soHkER

[@TheAntiChristsPlusOne]

Lmao! Love it guys!

[@deadly_playz585]

Just me that hear the voice of Morty from Rick and morty when they did the kid

[@LilGWorrall]

Hello I love the vids

[@Judys-Stuff]

The real question is, how is the boy Irish with an english father? Did he marry an Irish woman? Did he adopt him? Either way, the story doesn't make that much sense (Perfectly okay, I know it's improvised and it's still extremly enjoyable and better than a lot of stuff that does make sense)

[@theazurefire91]

That was for the White House in 1812. America never forgets. *Or forgives.*

[@williantheodoro2608]

You guys are so fucking funny

[@dolan_darkerest]

football induced loneliness

[@urfav_tay]

Yay horray

[@lalhruaitluangi5167]

Tom🫶

[@GotNoRapidFire]

162001

[@The_pringull2]

First