They. Can. Only. Speak. One. Word. At. A. Time. | LETTER OF COMPLAINT about YOUR MOM.

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[@orsettomorbido]

Surprising and confusing each other makes this even more fun XD

[@jerecakes1]

so true

[@sunlightmetal9232]

Damn that's one of a stepdad to have. Threatening bodily harm, cheating on the mother with other mothers, escaped from juvi... Terrifying 😂

[@christiannilsson-skold5376]

Don't forget that he was watching the Mother while he was cheating on her

[@Kieru88]

cheating part is an assumbtsion!

[@Judys-Stuff]

@@Kieru88 " doing other mothers " ?

[@TheFashionablyDepressedBard]

@@Judys-Stuff I mean it could be an open relationship..

[@FloatingOer]

@@Judys-Stuff Swingers

[@picklepaddy]

The emphasis on "body" is so good. I can't explain why.

[@ongelvin]

There's just so much menace the way he emphasises it. If they'd said "body" and "feelings" the other way around, I'm not sure if Stephen He's Emotional Damage™ would become more funny or zero funny. Maybe both at once.

[@christinepayet4880]

« I don’t want to hurt your feelings, I am going to hurt your body » I think this will be my next tattoo 😂😂

[@KiNGTiG4R]

"I" "was" "doing" "other" ... "mothers???" Wow. Improv is crazy

[@ThatBlueMew]

This sounds like someone just repeatedly pressed the middle option on their phone and I love it

[@noonstar3435]

XD you're not wrong!!

[@lucygarrett9785]

That’s the perfect way to describe it

[@lucygarrett9785]

The first time you were able and I didn’t have a chance I just had to get it done I don’t think it would hurt me but it would hurt you to get the shot Yeah they seem similar

[@strawbsy7731]

“I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but I will hurt your body.” 😂

[@KiNGTiG4R]

Good luck to Harry.

[@garettjohnson6978]

"Think about *you* . Unacceptable! Hurtful!" These guys are two of the most hilarious people I've ever seen!

[@ytuser4562]

“I don’t want to hurt your feelings. I am going to hurt your BODY” These guys are brilliant and they have such perfect wit

[@sakshiupadhyay2146]

Dear Harry You. Are. Lucky. To. Find. Such. A. Warm. Hearted. Dad. He. Will. Never. Hurt. Your. Feelings. Instead. He. Will. Hurt. Your. Body. 😂😂😂 Good. Luck! 🫡🫡🤣🤣

[@Priyanshi1718]

Great show... I found your channel 2 days back and I'm addicted. I love your jokes and I watched all your shorts in a day... I'm so not regreting finding your channel. Edit: I like how so many people agree. Lessgo

[@AxolotlQueen]

I found their channel 2 days ago aswell! Discovery twins!

[@ItsInfinityVR]

​@@AxolotlQueensame here!

[@abbyl.nesmith5519]

Also same :D

[@Lily-wt3tu]

Same!

[@theblackswordsmen500]

Same

[@fhiyweFVGIY]

Played this in my drama class when I was meeting my classmates for the first time. Turns out you can tell a lot about someone based on this game 😂 such fun times

[@Thatprofessionalcloutchaser]

I don’t to if I should feel threatened or heart warmed-

[@Thatprofessionalcloutchaser]

Apologies for the spelling mistake- I meant know* instead of to-

[@Emsev100]

Both!

[@mikechernov7342]

God we need more of this, this is hilarious 😂

[@SLA-ht1rw]

From: Severus Snape (trying to work through his hatred so he can connect, even though he's jealous of Harry spending time with Lily and angry he gave her sass) to: Harry Potter (confused and slightly terrified after reading): Dear Harry, I am a person who knows how you think about me and I think about you. Because I am sleeping with your mother. I am happy with most of this relationship. However, the complaint about your mother is about you. I don't want to hurt your feelings. I am going to hurt your body. The other day I was watching you talking to your mother and I wasn't talking to your mother; I was doing other mothers. But your attitude was unacceptable. Your words were hurtful. You are a c*nt. Do you think that I will not find you? I will find you because I know you live with your mother. Watch me carefully. Look, I'm an escaped juvenile delinquent so I know how to talk to a son, because I am a son. I am a father and I also like sons. let's step back. I am very happy that you are now a child of mine so let's work this out. Yours sincerely, Dad

[@Fenrik2]

It actually makes sense. Well, kind of, anyway.

[@iballistic_husky8390]

your a genius 🧠

[@Ei-.]

Someone gotta turn this into a ao3 fanfic

[@Emsev100]

Something tells me that Snape will wake up the day after writing (and sending) this letter with a massive hangover. Too many firewhiskeys! 😂

[@Llialune]

So much chaos 😂

[@cloud999yt]

gotta make a playlist of these videos XD i love the random directions it goes lol

[@munohassan5864]

How far is this stepdad going to scary shit out of his son

[@a.l.c.7740]

0:41 😂

[@poisonivy5077]

dear *HARRY*

[@samjohnson3124]

my face hurts from this, laughing-smiling so much

[@next-chapter07]

Well that was one heck of a rollercoaster

[@irishjournalgaming]

kills me everytime

[@tired_darknes]

this is probably my most favorite one ever

[@LunarTheMage]

This conversation is what my message auto guesses are like XD

[@MorikoW]

Didnt see dad coming 😂

[@JonathonMangeri1227]

Thank goodness! You saved it at the very end!

[@Vogelx3]

something about british dialect makes it sound "good" when they yell

[@leoniedekock1129]

My fav one 😂😂😂😂

[@seaweedg9507]

makes sense 😂 all is well that ends well

[@von_von]

really good!

[@iishiir]

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[@mrwruble1842]

Why does A.J. always sounds aggressively like a medieval page, it's so perfect

[@dinglebord]

Holy fuck I'm crying

[@AUS_Palladium]

"You.Are.A.Cunt" broke me 😂😂😂

[@monabazzi2850]

Yo imagine that this letter is for Harry Potter from his dad- who is, well, DEAD.

[@SLA-ht1rw]

from Snape

[@Lolo100_]

2:02 HELP THIS ONE KILLED ME 💀😭😭

[@VHoff-33]

Funniest part is that even they don’t know where this is going

[@samuelmelton8353]

Chat GPT's next best word prediction system:

[@Killgarah]

Plot twist at the end is perfect. Didn't see that coming 😅

[@putrisiahaan2808]

Your sincecerely dad😂😂

[@HuMan-bEing132]

this sounds like when you type a word and let autocomplete finish the sentence

[@bee-18-ki]

snape be writing harry some crazy letters

[@moeinzamanyzadeh1759]

more of this tip of video is being asked 😂

[@nikhiluchariya7757]

Hey im from india and i really like your vedios and this one is rock 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikhiluchariya7757]

Why u dont come in india you guys rock here😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@sadzpea]

no this is in fact a video and not a rock 🪨

[@DaSpectatorBTW]

Give these guys an oscar

[@lucygarrett9785]

I like to imagine that this is Harry’s actual dad. That makes it funnier

[@Dresdenflower]

Alternate universe where Lily survives and marries Snape who writes Harry some crazy letters!

[@ADPax]

at least it ended sort-of safely

[@Hidden_In_The_Woods]

Hi guys!

[@Tomikochan421]

Doing other mother??😂

[@mhjabbari]

🤣

[@yourfavoreocat]

Why did I hear gay 0:53

[@drewski5558]

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