They cut me down in my prime (Balatro)

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

The number seven while being brought to the guillotine before he could commit his second act of cannibalism:

[@BennyBeats]

Underrated comment

[@almscurium]

@@BennyBeats It's top comment but i agree

[@Subsistence69]

+3

[@manolobrinks]

÷0.5

[@gibran.zidane]

rip number nine

[@farandaway123]

Kate having a panic attack after tackling the bug and Ryan still trying to tell his story 😂

[@christian5256]

"I got to sleep at 11:00" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHFJFHFHH" "I woke up at 11:20" 💀

[@RobertBeckk]

17:43 "Sell wheel for interest" "what the fuck are you talking about" I about fell over.

[@bobhurren7381]

That lucky paying $20 right before you lose must be an easter egg in the code like that can't be coincidence

[@callmeshoooter1847]

31:55 add that $20 to my conspiracy spreadsheet of lucky’s always hitting the cash on the losing hand of a blind.

[@parakeet5]

Socrates when asked how to make a perfect society: 6:55 Monarchists when asked whose boots they lick: 8:32 Me, an intellectual, smh

[@roostangarar]

3:32 A dung beetle watching an elephant drop a giant turd on top of his friend

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

Can't wait to see what he is not cooking at all.

[@jakelink1482]

The problem is there are actually 3 types of chatters. Type A and type B, definitely, but there's a type C as well. Type C thinks they're intelligent and tactful enough to be a type A, but they're box of rocks stupid. The video starts with a type C chatter going "gold over steel?!?". Type C chatters entrench him in bad ideas because he thinks if they're wrong, he must be right. Unfortunately, often times, they're both wrong.

[@aaryanshah9540]

​@@jakelink1482and then there's type D, the one who feels superiority from being outside chatter norms and judges other chatters for their behaviors

[@delimonky12]

@@aaryanshah9540type D chatter ass comment

[@Tranztopoleez]

Type Deez nuts

[@nobodyatall9044]

type A doesn't necessarily have to be intelligent or tactful you're just muddying up a very simple active/passive dichotomy with changes that really only keep all of the people you don't like out of the label you identify with

[@Scott_C]

22:40 If he had more hair maybe the crows wouldn't mistake his head for a rock to smash the shells on.

[@takenthechance]

+2

[@childpeanut5095]

6:55 Sweden and Norway when Charles XIV John comes around

[@kimikoazuma]

+2

[@jacobadderley2643]

Deep cut +2

[@childpeanut5095]

@@jacobadderley2643 thank you thank you

[@JacoIII]

50:44 me when I've been chosen to try and convince aliens not to destroy our solar system (i forgot my notes at home)

[@mikejennette8478]

+2

[@Nikowo1610]

NOOOOO I went to comment exactly this when I heard that

[@Nikowo1610]

+2 but with some spite because you did it before I could

[@kojiur]

49:21 NL thinking he has an Empress, but actually getting an Earth, but it actually working out and helping him scrape by without even noticing is wild

[@liamcristello2591]

1:06:56 Funky Kong when DK finally shares some of his stash

[@lafiki999]

7:40 iguanas when they see a warm rock

[@BebehCookieIcecream]

3:40 when the asexual friend with the 'Shabby Green' leaves for the night so you try boosting group morale:

[@rub-a-dub-ducky]

+2 for this one, from an asexual

[@bigdumpygaming]

Take another +2 from an allosexual

[@Nikowo1610]

​@@rub-a-dub-duckyWe queers love our northernlion don't we folks

[@dudekazoo]

Actually huge +2

[@cole_etch]

This challenge is gonna make NL become the Joker-less

[@voided_sun]

+2

[@wcrb15]

For the record I also love the witch making chicken wings bit. Keep working it!

[@KatyStClair-nz7ug]

There are dozens of us!

[@ryanshaffer797]

NL burner account

[@rebellionrob]

My wife and I just completed every challenge. That jokerless challenge can literally go fuck itself....the relief is immense

[@Abdullah_SH]

00:00 Conrad II hearing the prophecy of his death

[@bargyarr]

+marge

[@ras0k]

very researched

[@shayneoliver8825]

6:56 Me when I tell my brother that the wicked king is dead and his kind brother replaces him.

[@taoeuringer3444]

Bro rid the world of salmonella (the egg is cooked)

[@Ninjippo]

14:42 me crying tears of joy when I finally get a game after 15 minutes in queue

[@dokonaut]

you get the right time for that joke?

[@Ninjippo]

Yes, you get the joke?

[@davidkociol7728]

Watching him empress a single card and not also the debuffed card he was gonna play anyways hurts my soul.

[@Varikhem]

I did the math, he would be 8 chips off the next round if this Ace of Diamonds was mult instead of bonus card. Still, with the amount of missplays our egg does i think he will do that challenge in 2026... But thats the egg we all love right? Right?

[@Haanski]

Also having free stuff in the shop and having 2 tarot cards and 1 empty slot. Instead of buy/selling the one he doesn't want for free money he just leaves it there without a thought. Edit: and then later refusing to sell wheel of fortune for interest even after chat pointing it out. He was too stubborn at that point, even though it was unlikely he was going to win... if he did pull it off why cost yourself 1 dollar for no reason? Edit again: Then after leveling 4 of a kind twice and buying discard voucher... he draws 3 Aces on a boss and plays a level 1 full house instead of using his remaining discards to fish for 4 of a kind. Then of course loses. (I am sure more are coming).

[@jacobadderley2643]

Type A chatters spotted in their natural environment

[@davidkociol7728]

@@jacobadderley2643 I’m ngl I missed the part where the type a and b chatter lore unfolded

[@Tobster69]

@@Haanskiwhat’s the point of selling wheel if he knew he was gonna lose he literally said that 😭

[@Nick-dt7gl]

18:16 Me when the toilet be lookin some typa way

[@TheBroodingRogue]

You can’t approach this like a normal balatro run, you have to commit to an easy to achieve 5 card hand like a flush or full house build, and sell/ignore everything that doesn’t improve your hand

[@BoB-gt4xt]

50:47 us trying to convince the aliens to spare us

[@NikolaPj]

Hey Northernlion, thanks for the gifted video, thank you!

[@LaurentVitalis]

I played for hours trying to finish the jokerless challenge. My last run was perfect, I was able to send 300k+ straight flushes easily, from a really carefully crafted deck. I deserved to win. My dreams were crushed by Cerulean Bell on ante 8, last round. Fuck this challenge.

[@Anti_Earth]

Late reply but I had a similar event. Lvl 16 4 of a kind 33% of deck being kings buffed. Got fucked by verdant leaf. Haven't had the heart to try again yet

[@zandeis]

That bug do be poppin

[@marco9711doesstuff]

3:32 when I stumble across the estate of a newly deceased person

[@awesomeguysuncle]

We're Balatro guys, of course we watch 2 hours of egg head playing it in a day

[@mrsmartypants1987]

Piece of beef protesting: They cut me down in my prime!

[@Fummy007]

Jokerless is becoming an arc. I think it might just be impossible.

[@ras0k]

at 1:16 the Venus in the shop was blocking a duplicate from spawning in the pack.

[@bruhmoment490]

54:30 - 55:30 Had me crying omfggggg

[@dannyronpa]

2:45 why does it sound so musical

[@HA_FI]

27:10 Dying with 48 bucks is so sad

[@Haanski]

My family and friends if I don't ever wake up tomorrow morning 😢

[@Bigbossbadge]

Bug husband must fulfil his duties

[@jaycat_]

saying "mother fucker" 3 seconds into the video, truly an NL move

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

Can you smell what NL is cooking? It ain't Balatro strats that's for sure

[@tatapnhob]

3 of clubs when I use hanged man on it instead of strengthening it (it could've stopped being a prime number):

[@parakeet5]

14:39 Me trying to complete the Balatro Jokerless Challenge for the past week

[@jakeybighouse126]

Lock in.

[@trentbordas]

Just beat this challenge while watching this video! :D

[@mattbown3371]

I'm a wake at 5, Lunch at 2 kinda andy!

[@markopaurevic538]

0:03 me when I enter the video demonetization contest and win

[@RalorPenwat]

16:40 Yes, yes I kinda do blame myself for literally everything soooo 😂

[@Varikhem]

NL needs to slow down and realize he cant afford even a single mistake at this challenge bascially. It already involves a lot of luck to be able to finish it, so if you want to be done with this challenge you cant pass on any opportunity the RNG gives you. The sooner he realises that, the sooner we wont have to watch him doing the same challenge for dozens of hours

[@olivedog]

33:34 me, a ubisoft fan, deciding which video game to purchase at gamestop

[@Erossssssss]

Me, On my way to Cuba, so what we stay sober, so what we smoke nothing

[@zoe7696]

has this man ever taken a single saturn card in his life oml he doesnt even like register straights as a possibilty

[@VirtualGnome]

Why go straight when the flush is right there!

[@zoe7696]

@@VirtualGnome saturn scales like twice as fast, and he would constantly take like pluto or mercury over saturn like bruh 😭

[@zoe7696]

@@VirtualGnome for reference level 20 flush base score is 15,582, where level 20 straight is 27,342. straights just scale way way faster, and these calculations are done before the straights buff coming in the beta patch (i need to make more straight believers theyre so good)

[@jago4604]

⁠@@zoe7696he was also taking venus and uranus cards like constantly.. those are like the two worst hands even with jokers what was he thinking.

[@zoe7696]

@@jago4604 i dont think venus and uranus are *THAT* bad but without jokers they just scale slower than the other options and their flaws are r accentuated to the point where theyre basically unusable (esp two pair)

[@peterwysoczanski9391]

LOL the J's showin up after he dumps 1 - IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!!

[@petethepontiff]

NL is the ultimate color guy

[@NH0111]

I got to ante 12 on jokerless, hard targeted 4 of a kind 4s and got the hand to level 63

[@conz2078]

has he gotten past ante 3 on jokerless yet

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@christian5256]

hi tomo

[@Scott_C]

Prime numbers are not on the menu today.

[@allhailtalib9990]

Mid came from weed culture in the 70s

[@Vickolai]

49:27 no shit Sherlock... well dig deeper, Watson

[@grek543210]

16:58 tell me more 🙃

[@Shiny_Lotad]

Is the thumbnail a reference to Fernando Alonso???

[@jubjubssy]

We're bisexual Morpheus guys, of course we're taking backshots!

[@Ivheh]

we're under 5 minutes in click, of course we balatro boys!

[@sbrevoltuion5]

Spoilers but he wins at the end of this one

[@phil1lip]

Were Bird guys, of course we hate Crows

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

They're lacking critical information

[@Honking_Goose]

Speak for yourself

[@mikeforget3783]

50:44 me (a sitcom enjoyer) in the year 2728 and all that airs on TV is bad sitcom remakes

[@mikeforget3783]

51:16 me when the the smog blocks the TV signal so I can't watch said sitcoms

[@mikeforget3783]

54:24 I get to the new planet and there is actually no TV

[@WickedTree]

Hey what challenge is this?

[@Montewtf]

hey guys can anyone tell me what challenge this is?

[@childpeanut5095]

Jokerless

[@marcoscotto957]

We're balatro boys of course we click in under a minute

[@protogon]

we're balatro guys of course we demonetize the video in the first 3 seconds

[@michaelh.9686]

Jokerless behavior 😒

[@ivanivanovic5857]

Meanwhile my ass is stuck on orange stake abandoned deck lmao

[@birthdaygiraffe8802]

My girlfriend has found out I’m in love with you NL what do I do

[@jovialjack]

Balatro just hit 1million copies! SPREAD THE CULTURE SPREAD THE RELIGION FRY THE RECEPTORS ALL IN OR NOT AT ALL IF YOURE IN

[@jovialjack]

btw northernlion is legit and I wanna have an adult conversation with him about how he got here so lmk thanks bye.

[@skunkybudtoker9092]

Better watch out for crows now, they remember.

[@Reddragon212115]

Bro why does he keep only play three cards when he has zero discards

[@Haanski]

Because it is NL

[@thaddeus1519]

I'd prefer NL to not do the Sketch mimic since he's bad at it.

[@Alexredbluegreen]

benis

[@robakerni336]

What' up

[@inoblivion3259]

The fastest I've been here lol

[@dylantomchick7190]

Easy First!

[@scottv5587]

Jokerless balatro is uninteresting

[@ryancooper4770]

Your mom is uninteresting

[@brianherr2699]

Couldn’t agree more. The challenge is dumb and boring. It takes away the very thing that makes it interesting and a good game.

[@ivanivanovic5857]

3:36 Me outside of the Donald Trump trial:

[@gman8217]

hi tomo

[@christian5256]

hi tomo