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[@deionbohnannon3084]

"anyone who actively uses twitter is irredeemable" -optimus, active twitter user

[@weird_6trip]

And guess what? Optimus is indeed... irredeemable.

[@DaddyGriff]

Maybe so, but we still like him.

[@weird_6trip]

@@DaddyGriff you might want to say that again. I don't think I heard you

[@joonefps]

if he's going down, he's going down bringing the sinners with him.

[@nosignal2016]

@@weird_6trip just beat to anime, what're you gonna do about it?

[@_orion__]

I was thinking of coming back down, but im fine up here man

[@slippythepickle4539]

How much to take me up with you.

[@_Nykolaii_]

Its too nasty down there man, just tell your dad to press the reset button.

[@cdtoxicboi395]

Bruh take me

[@huddy710]

Take me

[@taylormatthews6086]

Take me

[@trombonetimmy1064]

One time my friend said, and I quote, “Down treacherous”

[@Palivox]

Yes

[@Kashimo492]

My go to is down despicable

[@kaobiugwu435]

Down unacceptable

[@ghostwater4223]

Down cataclysmic

[@explosivebean8328]

Down catastrophic

[@nerobernardino88]

Guy on internet rants about a shaved strawberry.

[@Mach-2-Fishbed]

That whole rant honestly got a good laugh out of me.

[@Us3r739]

@@Mach-2-Fishbed B. Fartwell

[@I-Like-Monkeys]

@@Us3r739 are u like six

[@Efsaaneh]

To be fair why tf would you shave a strawberry

[@hlf5586]

@@I-Like-Monkeys Grenade Groomer

[@blackguy387]

I don’t understand why he’s so heated about a shaved strawberry

[@pumkin610]

It isn't natural, it's a crime

[@Rudolf215]

I mean, would you really eat a shaved strawberry?

[@latoyabanks1685]

If I see someone shaving a strawberry I'm talking my friends named Noah and asking if they own and ark.

[@theraginginfernape9496]

I'm sure it's a joke, but I agree. Idk why he's so tilted

[@grizzlycharizard0017]

@@Rudolf215 I mean at that point its nothin but a white strawberry.

[@Thicc_Boi]

"Siblings by chance, lovers by choice, parents by accident"

[@ElMango14]

Idiots by choice

[@f22raptorlul]

Rhode Island and New Jersey lolololololololol

[@SirenHead00]

jail by chance

[@faze_thanos6098]

Their logic: DNA is just a percentage

[@thechuckennoris5751]

Sweet home alabama

[@unbanquackityishot327]

"im bored, i think ill play some video games" "im bored, i think ill watch tv" "im bored, i think ill sleep for a while" "im bored, ill just shave a strawberry."

[@xanderscott807]

I'm bored, I think I'll watch an Optimus video.

[@Todd.Momma.06]

[Goes with the first one but-] "I'm bored. How many monster parts are on my wishlist?" >*long pause*< *"Oh."*

[@australium7374]

Last one is the best idea

[@Hatingshawnn]

I just seen the thumbnail and title and I gave up on humanity lol...

[@powerpanda6446]

Sad but so!!😒

[@drorsheffer1182]

I gave up on humanity a long time ago...

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Reject humanity, return to monke

[@Cruscker]

@@YourLocalAverageSquidMan god bless you old friend

[@araceli8997]

@@YourLocalAverageSquidMan yes.

[@jason25vorhees33]

Who tf has met a 9 year old middle schooler, that’s the real question

[@SomeGuy-df8gs]

I guess the kid super smart or something

[@demon-oq4nr]

Discord moderator

[@richardnuggets9531]

Bro Im laughing so hard rn ^

[@slim4o8z]

my sister was 9 in 6th grade

[@userequaltoNull]

@@slim4o8z did she skip 3 grades? I was 10 in fourth.

[@hatforacat3977]

Siblings by chance, lovers by choice *death by hanging*

[@floppademon1506]

Hotel:trivago

[@kaobiugwu435]

*Insanity by Gulag*

[@smexyjabba5346]

Ohh kinkier

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

@@kaobiugwu435 *Cannibal Island

[@jancernicki6049]

Can someone explain why he said “If you know you know”?

[@matthewwitter3656]

The fact that optimus doesn’t collect the tags is bothersome to me.

[@goldswaggamer4007]

For some people it's kills only

[@joejutsu3268]

@@goldswaggamer4007 but, I think when you collect dogtags then it got confirmed that you killed someone.. or maybe i am dumb.

[@slim4o8z]

@@joejutsu3268 the tags are just going to team score. in the menu it has kills deaths and objectives, tags being objectives

[@noahblair-sparks7845]

Mans is tryna level up his guns

[@TheItalianStallion825]

Thanks for telling me this. Now I’m forever annoyed

[@bhargavkhazarika5116]

The strawberry shaving dude: *It's not about the strawberry, it's about sending a message*

[@GuardianWithAGu]

*The Panna Cotta is the message.*

[@GuardianWithAGu]

@Rero Neto admittedly I wouldn’t know, never watched it. Place I saw that quote is “The Platform” on Netflix.

[@cyrus72707]

@@GuardianWithAGu I saw “...its about sending a message” in Hermitcraft

[@blessiemasancay4818]

@@GuardianWithAGu It needs a messenger!

[@sithknight7740]

The man with the crushes snap score was finding the means, the medians, everything. He could use this for Algebra homework no cap

[@darthvader4339]

I know he can make a scatter plot and find the rate at which a normal middle school/high school kid earns and looses Snapchat points every month.

[@koalagaminghd3244]

I love it when optimus gets into full blown urban slang, S+ tier

[@someguyataconcert4014]

Take a shot everytime optimus says dawg

[@aarongillard2615]

I dont think you understand how dangerous that is

[@landonsworld2784]

alcohol poisoning

[@nopleasefrick2025]

Liver crying right now

[@smugumin3448]

My body just shut down just from reading this

[@Sgt-Wolf]

Or "bro"

[@pixelpunchyt]

call the series "People who shouldn't be parents"

[@joejutsu3268]

Call the series : Twitter is you know..

[@frgwyn3760]

Yeah the sibling lovers are down so bad their kids finna look pretty down too

[@shinigamikitsune1541]

bruh 😂

[@MostafaAhmed-bp7ce]

I doubt anyone in Twitter has enough IQ to understand this meme.

[@Lucafir]

Underrated comment

[@GabrielleTollerson]

DUDE 🤣💀

[@johnhoney5089]

@@MostafaAhmed-bp7ce idk. A few good Twitter accounts exist. More than Facebook the Terrible.

[@wolfy0nlin3]

I absolutely love how his videos can go from explaining what's wrong with democracy to ranting about shaved strawberries.

[@kidvicious7130]

I literly just saw a news video about a pair of twins in Kenya who got married and got disowned as a result

[@eddieb5452]

I also saw a video of an older woman marrying like a 5 year old boy in Kenya or some African country

[@coralrose5754]

@@eddieb5452 w h a t

[@serpicopiu3591]

Good

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

@@eddieb5452 *W H A T*

[@kingkrabs7437]

@@eddieb5452 i seen that that video too that kid must be around like 9 or something by now

[@mr.unknown9408]

Who’s with me on raiding twitter headquarters and shutting down the servers permanently

[@thecabbage84]

I am up for it

[@mr.unknown9408]

@WishingLocket20 perhaps we could do both at the same time if we get enough people

[@smokie2521]

Based

[@mr.unknown9408]

@@smokie2521 huh?

[@smokie2521]

@@mr.unknown9408 that's neans I'm with you

[@kngsvg8201]

9:01 Optimus turned into Rick 😂

[@Theafroman2086]

Lol I just noticed

[@pumkin610]

Morty

[@MisterHunterWolf]

that should totally be animated.

[@bigfloppa1111]

Where's morty

[@erronblack8266]

I'm pickle Optimus!

[@lordkratosthegodofwar6304]

Why are people so keen on posting massive L's for everyone to see man? Are they so miserable that this is the epitome of their existence? Actually sad man....

[@deathstrike]

Guess they think that any engagement good or bad is engagement and it makes them "edgy".

[@TheTimbs_]

Clout

[@richardsainz4762]

petition to make "twitter user" a slur

[@adoringfan1226]

Optimus got me out here saying things like, buck fifty, horser, and down bad

[@MacabreFreakYT]

9:01 Optimus legit turns into rick for a few seconds

[@_Larzy]

As someone who lives in Alabama we do not condone that behavior here...

[@Fanatic.....1]

Thank you

[@jasonmarcellino1483]

LIES

[@dhans9662]

How many more lies have the council told me?

[@themeatman3387]

"God has left the chat"

[@Edible_edibility]

Satan has left the chat

[@hemidas]

Cthulhu has joined the chat

[@joejutsu3268]

"God and Satan just facepalm after seeing the chat"

[@justsomeguywithoutapenis1133]

40 yr old perv neckbeard dude joined the chat

[@Anoticx]

We had assult, we had battery, now we have downbattery

[@pixelpunchyt]

The second guy should go sign up for the CIA with that level of analytics... or go be a serial killer

[@pixelpunchyt]

@@crispton membership badge

[@seville76.]

Idk what middle school optimus went to but ive never heard of a 9 year old in middle school

[@l00tgoblin37]

it was an honor to be in ur cold war game for like 5 minutes

[@serpicopiu3591]

The way he said "poSITION?" made me cackle 💀

[@theraginginfernape9496]

I'm just gonna assume the 18 year old was adopted

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

Greninja > Infernape

[@agx8447]

Let’s just hope

[@BuetifullPersun]

It doesn’t really matter time has passed the mom is no longer the same person anymore. Everyday when we go to sleep and wake up we our current self dies and we our replaced by a new being.

[@justadictatorridingonanuke3714]

@@Chriscraft-ug3sz well I am going to have to politely disagree

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

Melon Master bro I will dead slide you with sweep greninja speed build in Pokémon Showdown

[@brandon_cai11]

the dude that said the beyonce and jayz thing really wanted to pull an india arranged marriage

[@rev4126]

Opti always coming clutch with no bs facts while having that horser on him

[@grantpaisley9012]

That's a buck fiddy my guy

[@vennstudios9885]

*Sweet home alabama, sweet home ALABAMA*

[@jugz9130]

Where the sky is blue

[@kendricklamarlover247]

Sweet home Alabama indeed

[@joejutsu3268]

How is it bad meme?

[@breadsqueeze27]

@@joejutsu3268 overused, predictable, unfunny, unoriginal, and cringe

[@joejutsu3268]

@@breadsqueeze27 I can agree with.. overused, predictable, unfunny, unoriginal.. but for me, it makes Chuckle. It's not cringe for me.. until Instagram memers and TikTokers start using it.

[@reeceleach6233]

Wan to learn more about twitter? Just ask Gina Carano

[@dave4657]

Sorry can you explain pls

[@reeceleach6233]

@@dave4657 She has been getting a lot of hate on twitter for her "political" beliefs and its kinda ridiculous.

[@dave4657]

@@reeceleach6233 ok thanks for telling me

[@RadiaUmbra]

aka based incarnate

[@jamie8037]

Isn't she from the Mandalorian?

[@blakhawk999]

10:50 optimus says HUH

[@americannightmare425]

Being an Alabamian, I always get mad when I see this “sibling by chance” type sh*t It’s disgustang

[@CamCrouch04VA]

Yep Billy Bob. I feel ya pardner. I’m a Indiana boy but I understand

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

Alabamian

[@TheGamersfolly]

Because you only have one sister to love?

[@karalyna2004]

@@TheGamersfolly nah only his mom

[@sectorbean6314]

Yeah you only do cousins

[@luhcockadoo6070]

“Caught him down bad”-21 savage

[@kanekikingstorm2113]

3:40 That dude had a hunger greater than Darth Nihilus.

[@BluePhantom003]

Darth Vader : (about Death Star) a weapon which can destroy entire planets. Darth Nihilus : Yea? Tell me about it ......

[@Sam-ob3cj]

lol good one

[@fpz3491]

Optimus is the only person I know who can talk about a strawberry for 2 minutes

[@madrex512]

3:50 lol the correction

[@FanGirl9463]

Take a shot every time optimums says dawg

[@MrShadowchief]

2:55 Man was checkin homegirls snap score more than a forex trader checks the charts

[@venombeetle7473]

"Sibling by chance, Lovers by choice" Inmate by chance, deformed baby by choice

[@someguy4384]

I'm just saying Maybe my parents haven't made my soulmate yet.

[@theghostlyspirit6927]

6:09 Yo optimus chill, this is the equivilent of having some child come up to you and all they say is "A" and you just straight up curb stomped, drop kicked, punted, slapped, bullied, and steal his chicken nuggets with his christmas gifts that he was gunna eat/open on christmas day. but oh wait thats not all, you set off the fire place, put snow in his hot coco, destroyed his snowman, and threw snowballs at him. like jeez calm down you didnt have drop a nuclear war head and absolutly abliterate him. Lke how is gunna come back after this.

[@Stuffy092]

I telling these people are getting way too comfortable with twitter

[@bylerxd5495]

unrelated: what's ur Groza class set up, that thing is a laser.

[@sanjanamrt7628]

We as a citizen of Myanmar not agree with the current move and would like to request the world Leaders. UN and the world medias help our country- our leaders- our people - from this bitter acts. We want democracy and want our country To develop as our nabouring countries.

[@nero3837]

Democracy is overrated it leads to banana republics like the usa the military is in the right

[@otsutsukihagoromo3883]

China ain't Communist it is authoritarian

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

@@otsutsukihagoromo3883 communism is authoritarian

[@professionalbozo4396]

@@thekyleprojekt7996 this sounds cliche but “real communism” is the opposite of authoritarian

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

@@professionalbozo4396 authoritarian means government creates lots of rules and enforces them heavily. Communism is government controls all resources. How do they control the resources? A series of rules. What happens if you break the rules? Harsh punishment/execution. Same thing, 1 term just describes the other

[@zachfarmer4011]

Dude you need to make more of these. They are funny and I enjoy them keep up the good work man.

[@chrishiest]

i can listen to this dude talking about shaving strawberries all day

[@GodWorksOut]

The sash slinging, the trash bringing, the mash singing.... Yes, the hash slinging slasher!

[@jeffreygerbrandt8376]

You killed me at 10:50 with the “huh”

[@zachrichardson7099]

“Do i go visit the hub for 15 minutes?” -Optimus 02.02.20

[@ton6473]

As someone who lives in Alabama I’m not sure where in the state this occurs.

[@blessiemasancay4818]

Where did this weird meme/stereotype come from is what I'm curious of.

[@towfoon]

@@blessiemasancay4818 from the song sweet home Alabama

[@blessiemasancay4818]

@@towfoon I've heard of that, I just didn't get it.

[@towfoon]

@@blessiemasancay4818 yeah same

[@gavinkyle9252]

9? The youngest you can be where I'm from is like 13.

[@SirenHead00]

excuse me what

[@gavinkyle9252]

@@SirenHead00 ?

[@velimirminchev1630]

The part where you said:" You're hungry, you're starving like you're a fiend bro" got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's like an extra level of thirsty 🤣🤣🤣

[@thebruh_man1653]

Hey, Im from Alabama, and I’d never date my sister why would I cheat on my cousin like that

[@MajinManGTZ]

Had us in the first half

[@zacharypreval3186]

They had us in the first half And then they finished us off in the second half

[@BuetifullPersun]

Cousins are basically strangers

[@Sabrosas]

@@BuetifullPersun no

[@Sabrosas]

@Equidous it's just immoral man

[@LoudRevised]

7:37 is going in Optimus out of context.

[@vRxstyy]

Fax

[@Thighmangler]

My fios has been down for 4 days and at the exact same time my phone service was down for maintenance for a day at the exact same time. Meaning I had a solid day with no connection to the World Wide Web. AND I STILL can 100% say I never been bored enough to shave a mfn strawberry

[@mateomorales2129]

Just got on break at work. This upload is a blessing

[@kurapika2484]

Sometimes I wonder if optimus has to go to therapy after some of this videos

[@maybehacks402]

Siblings on the streets. Lovers in the sheets.

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Coming from experience, You can say that the State of Alabama can be, *Rebellious* in their relationships.

[@Matsubusa69]

I didn’t need my president Lincoln sayin this 😂😂

[@powerpanda6446]

Bro!!😅

[@RaithGyaron]

My grandmother was 16 and my grandfather was 25 when they got married. Of course, that was pre-WW2.

[@traywaters1575]

Wholesome

[@bettr2buttr813]

Sheesh

[@itryhardzhd9075]

The first one ain’t bad you could tell it’s a joke pointing out the huge age gap optimums looking to into things

[@superbryan0059]

Not the Same between 2 legal grown ups compared to a minor and grown up

[@itryhardzhd9075]

@@superbryan0059 it’s a joke danm

[@neffrious3312]

“My soulmate prolly in middle school” Me: FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@kaobiugwu435]

I really want to believe these people are just trolling, yet again this is Twitter we're talking about

[@brother5671]

@@kaobiugwu435 nah the first guy got arrested for sexually assaulting a 14 year old at Walmart not joking look it up

[@FudgyTheWhale_]

9:50 you know Wings Of Redemption was all over that

[@elijahhopper9262]

Every single time I see something like this I lose all hope in humanity

[@charless3484]

Lost hope when EA released the same game for 11 years in a row

[@joejutsu3268]

@@charless3484 well, that's EA what can you do? I lost hope when they released same game 4 years straight..

[@charless3484]

@@joejutsu3268 I lost hope when we elected a man that has more orange and peach memes posted about him than political accomplishments

[@joejutsu3268]

@@charless3484 Trump? XDDD

[@charless3484]

@@joejutsu3268 yes yes YES

[@aggytheslob7778]

This has to be the best Optimus video of all time.

[@Hatingshawnn]

People really have notis on just to dislike🤦🏾‍♂️

[@denker2959]

there are just 6 dislikes right now mate

[@tanjirokamado7133]

Fr

[@rishiy6183]

There are bots that dislike every video with any significant amount of views

[@gliple]

@@rishiy6183 yeah

[@fletcher4098]

@@rishiy6183 although, at the time there was dislikes on the video there was only like a couple hundred views

[@Revv10K]

FunFact: Octopuses lay 56,000 eggs at a time

[@doug4495]

Thank you

[@Wheresthepepsibismol]

No wonder tentacle acres exists fun fact one of pearls friends is a real squid while squidward is an octopus

[@johnyboy228]

Wow broooo!!!!!!!!????😳😳😭😱😱🤯🤒

[@powerpanda6446]

Thank you again, sir for the fun fact!!☺

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

I wanna get some of dat Octopussy.

[@mrcritzz9791]

"siblings by chance, lovers by choice, children by accident"

[@keyshawneddy7491]

He’s starving he hungry 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@zanemiracle6121]

Legend has it that the video was supposed to be 20 minutes long but Optimus threw in the towel after 10:35

[@StarKnight54]

the shave a strawberry wasn't as sus. i thought it was funny and they probably did it for the post

[@Mcnibbus]

Bro at 3:10 i can literally feel the shots that this dude just took from optimus

[@FaZePlaysGames]

5:50 the hash slinging slasher got me dead

[@FaZePlaysGames]

It’s at 6:35 actually

[@palerideryt1206]

Lovers by choice, Jailmates by chance 😂

[@cabyeee]

honest to God when I go to Twitter I feel like I lose brain cells.

[@buttercat2718]

Am I the only one that noticed that when he said “FBI open up” there was an explosion right in front of him?

[@bladerunner1873]

Am glad I found this channel couple months ago keep it up homie

[@ramadaboss5689]

Glad you found more of this type of content to make

[@MtnDew4828]

dew

[@Cruscker]

News is no more

[@saier1414]

@@MtnDew4828 dew

[@bigclown23]

Honestly

[@miguelgalarzagonzalez5350]

@@MtnDew4828 Pepsi

[@vazarri86]

I see someone's been watching Domestic Girlfirend

[@runawaygemm5397]

They...they aren’t related?

[@christowers7307]

@@runawaygemm5397 I like your profile pic, what's it from?

[@runawaygemm5397]

@@christowers7307 Re:zero

[@christowers7307]

@@runawaygemm5397 thanks!

[@atlasfp]

Optimus I'm nearly level 300 in Cold War, are you proud of me

[@enc932]

Are You Prestige Master?

[@Mr_Dravus]

I am

[@cryptixx7720]

Go outside

[@cipherxi8513]

Your proof?

[@enc932]

@@cipherxi8513 Proof: Trust Me Bro

[@rykuo1954]

can we just appreciate the fact that somehow a lvl 653 managed to barley make second to last on the leaderboard?

[@wolfieladnomnom3263]

Technically that last one could imply aggressive intercourse? But even then, terrifying

[@itsyaboiviperz]

4:16 reminded me of Alaska instead of Alabama

[@Jbuddy579]

3:28 your FIENDIN

[@GrimReaper-qt7hb]

There is a third option for that last one. Amputees can't walk.

[@theatomicbob9067]

Optimus: "Anyone using twitter has been so mentally corrupted" Also Optimus: Links to twitter in description and lower left

[@liamsandersonmusic]

self-ratio

[@absolutemadlad5662]

*realises I have twitter* maybe I am a monster

[@JKYWKY]

Sweet home Alabama

[@AnarchyTime]

When I was six likes old I broke my leg

[@deeppsychologymindset]

@@AnarchyTime didn’t ask:))

[@JKYWKY]

@@AnarchyTime no one cares

[@commander061]

@@AnarchyTime I care bud

[@StarboyXL9]

That "my soulmate is in Middle school" dude was unironically and thoroughly based

[@knightpage4492]

"Walking around like the has slinging slasher"-Optimus

[@user-kaiethirteen]

Ok, the strawberry one isn't that big of a deal. I'm bored too

[@joenutz2314]

Been a while since optimus made me laugh and it just made the rest of my day better

[@sIimepoop]

This is why aliens don’t visit us.

[@stonerjedi1710]

Shout to the best spongebob episode ever-the hash slinging slasher