We waxed his whole body. It didn't go well. | The Yard

For 20,000 Patreon members, Slime agrees to wax his entire body this episode. The boys talk about the Beyblade tournament, Asher Roth, and Aiden's one serious problem. (Episode 48)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:00:54 - welcome to the yard
00:01:02 - @waxbylana on instagram
00:01:48 - eric andre
00:03:15 - patreon goal
00:05:31 - next goal
00:06:00 - would the boys eat some nick taco
00:07:52 - tattoo pain vs wax pain
00:08:30 - lana owns slime
00:09:10 - no skipping
00:09:56 - sorry audio listeners
00:10:29 - aimen was a terrible beyblade referee
00:13:47 - QTs camera breaks
00:14:36 - pit town
00:14:50 - shoutout marine women who get waxed and watch dream
00:16:38 - will neff's bape-blade
00:21:54 - croissants by lana
00:22:21 - slime brought on a new co-caster
00:24:18 - sponsor viewbots
00:25:03 - mizkif
00:26:07 - we lost power
00:26:20 - taking a break hurts
00:26:51 - lana's funkopop
00:27:19 - pit town x2
00:30:04 - tournament against mizkif
00:31:48 - mmm
00:33:48 - drunk aiden speaks mandarin
00:36:17 - beerio kart
00:37:57 - legs town
00:38:24 - stavros calls slime
00:41:23 - someone update the yard flag
00:43:41 - slime is still in pain
00:44:40 - slime gets some aloevera
00:46:26 - ludwig hasn't gone to the dentist in 5 years
00:48:12 - nick accidentally goes to ram ranch
00:50:26 - ludwigs threats to aiden
00:52:57 - aiden takes an exam
00:56:43 - wendover productions drama
00:58:14 - asher roth
01:01:53 - ludwig is a bad influence
01:04:38 - slime misses miles
01:05:51 - slime is smol bean
01:09:39 - slime is better than ludwig
01:12:14 - lana tells some industry secrets
01:13:27 - mr beast chocolate factory
01:16:07 - aidens one thing..
01:21:31 - slime's tar shampoo
01:23:11 - ludwig has cursed the angels
01:24:50 - it's time...
01:26:59 - and it's happened
01:28:01 - poor yan
01:30:01 - waxing begins
01:30:42 - it's about the pilot, not the plane
01:32:08 - this is too much for aiden
01:32:26 - nick has been playing warzone
01:32:56 - ouchie bears
01:34:32 - nick has a thing
01:37:25 - coyote peterson
01:38:30 - the yard sprint
01:39:55 - hair man
01:41:30 - happy pride month
01:43:30 - faze tweet about pride month
01:45:10 - ludwig talks about the bible (ignore the screams in the background)
01:47:00 - lud & aiden inspect slime
01:48:00 - lana is so clutch
01:49:08 - bleeding
01:49:30 - yan check
01:50:20 - wax switch up
01:50:50 - slime was right...
01:53:00 - aiden inspects slime
01:54:06 - armpit hair
01:54:42 - slime turns into david blaine
01:55:36 - lana gives advice
01:56:10 - immortal technique
01:57:37 - do men usually get waxed?
01:59:39 - nick got bullied for being hairy
02:01:44 - slime does yoga
02:03:40 - aiden watched a c-section for some reason
02:05:37 - the boys inspect slime
02:07:04 - was eric andre strong or weak?
02:08:54 - toy story
02:10:35 - i can't even caption this
02:11:22 - it's so warm
02:14:51 - ludwig waxes slime
02:15:37 - wine about it
02:16:04 - nick goes to a food fair
02:17:42 - death at disney
02:20:27 - slime's room
02:21:24 - could you be arrested for driving naked?
02:22:19 - yellow journalism
02:23:44 - is the queen dead?
02:27:29 - ludwig's similar experience
02:29:44 - slime is grey
02:29:53 - all done!
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@lanavo5069]

Hiii everyone, Lana here. I just wanted to thank Everyone for the sweet comments. I appreciate everyone for the support. I would also like to thank Anthony and his team for coming in to get the fully body wax experience with me. Anthony is SO BRAVE for waiting 2 1/2 hours of waxing non stop while still holding a conversation on the microphone. He is a HERO!!

[@chickengoesbawk5728]

You are very good at what you do.

[@alima4632]

you seem like such a sweet person 😭😭

[@coolusername8484]

THANK YOU WOOO

[@tyleranderson3178]

Thank you for doing this!! You are great at your job :))

[@roberthurst6064]

Anthony's team is so lucky to have him as their leader.

[@Maria_745]

Women on the yard check: 1. Amouranth 2. Lana, waxing Slime's entire body

[@jerichopascua1777]

I was gonna say coots but no, you're right

[@virgil.alonso]

Susan kinda

[@erikvanschie9525]

We're just gonna skip luds mom?

[@Maria_745]

@@erikvanschie9525 true but tbf that was more of a cameo

[@erikvanschie9525]

@@Maria_745 fair

[@jfkang]

I love how the setting is so cute. Like pink wall paint, a heart shelf, cherry blossoms, and sweet Lana. And then, there’s just Slime and his nut hairs being absolutely yoinked out of his pitiful soul.

[@vanessalopez6130]

She says Thankyou so much for the compliment on her set up!!

[@Karan-Aujla]

@@vanessalopez6130 Give her my kudos too. She sounds so incredibly warm and sweet.

[@elginge3115]

I love how hard it was to distinguish slimes sounds of agony from his usual sounds of disdain while listening to this yesterday

[@bdbdkdfotbrveiw]

It’s because when people are stupid it hurts him

[@biggrocc19]

@@bdbdkdfotbrveiw Thanks for spelling out the joke

[@Haloiscool]

@@biggrocc19 T H E J O K E

[@bdbdkdfotbrveiw]

@@biggrocc19 thank you I’m great at parties

[@biggrocc19]

@@bdbdkdfotbrveiw oh yeah? name 6 parties then

[@cadetflamingo5942]

Slime’s wiki feets gonna have a field day with this one

[@thepenguin9]

New mogul mail incoming regarding this topic

[@cobogent4586]

He’s somehow gonna have a 6.7/5.0

[@TSS161]

not even into feet (I swear), but even I can tell slime has pretty nice little tootsies

[@mac_sour]

just letting the piggies breathe in such a vulnerable position, bound to make the wikifeeters foaming at the mouths

[@ccraig6704]

@@mac_sour hmm sure you aren’t a wiki feeter

[@Itsjammyd]

I’m ready for one hour of silence broken randomly by slime wax grunts

[@ziwuri]

They should release the audio track of just Slime's mic on the patreon for sure

[@biggrocc19]

@@ziwuri And edit out whenever he speaks actual words

[@ziwuri]

@@biggrocc19 Yes, absolutely. Just a supercut of every single sound byte of him moaning his bald little smooth bear head off.

[@exotic3124]

?????

[@Itsjammyd]

@@ziwuri he is such a bald little smooth bear now, he’s even more precious

[@coolsoldier0273]

Give whoever bookmarks these episodes a raise

[@uncochen-__-4730]

The bookmarks are actually so nice

[@humanure0]

fr now when i watch anything that doesn’t have titled chapters to separate the segments of the video, i feel so lost. it’s almost like a necessity for my dumb little piss brain now

[@lincolnlog727]

read bookmark and immediately thought of the joke Nick made about saving the wax infused with slime hair as a bookmark lmao

[@____-pb1lg]

It's da best boi archie

[@c-bass2777]

Can't imagine aimen working all day at footlocker only to be bullied for trying to ref at beyblade right after, the working class has it bad enough

[@geazybreezy4514]

He’s doing gods work

[@sirdancealot56_26]

Only a few minutes and Lana is already seems like a nice lady

[@radkouse1of1]

That’s what she wants us to think

[@Whittyman24]

@@radkouse1of1 nah man, shoutout to Lana fr. Gets cams set in her workplace while three 20 year olds watch a 30 year old man in pain, and yet she still pulls up and gets them homemade croissants? She’s the fucken GOAT.

[@Noah-lj2sg]

@@radkouse1of1 I mean... yes. How would you attract customers otherwise

[@oswk9]

@@Noah-lj2sgmaybe a mind control situation

[@Crybaton]

They seem to have a talent for finding cool people for these kinds of things. The guy from the Tattoo episode was an absolute legend as well!

[@jessierohrer6083]

LANA!!!! The first time I met Lana she said “trust me. I hate your hair more than you do” and she wasn’t lying 🥲🙏🏼 never had a better wax, Lana goes for the ROOT and doesn’t miss

[@gamer-qk8vd]

There are now two concrete eras of The Yard: one where slime has never experienced getting his balls waxed and one where he has

[@wendoc5181]

It’s now like waiting for the new season to come out of a show after a big character change

[@ozvoid1245]

Slime character arc?!?!?!

[@BuffiestFluff]

It's a divergent timeline

[@nickgehl4531]

As an audio bear, i felt compelled to watch this while driving. Stay safe bois 🙏

[@TURBOGABBA]

Please drive safe while watching this

[@geckogeico2212]

rip bozo

[@jessehammons2816]

Hes dead

[@gays4holtby110]

TURN RIGHT

[@AJKayyyy]

dude me too!!

[@Kriss_941]

honestly QT is such a goated streamer, Beyblade tournament despite the scuffed parts was such a blast to watch! It's good to see she's starting to get more recognition and cred for the shit she does!

[@XxOzzyBoyx]

She's exactly what the space needs honestly. The yard and other content creators have talked a bunch in the past about how hard it is to get streamers to set up/response/attend events, and yet QT has consistently thrown some amazing events AND got great names involved. If she ever decided to stop streaming herself (which I certainly hope doesnt happen), she could 100% do streamer events full time and be insanely succesful.

[@materwelon1047]

Not having the visual build up of the wax getting applied made it WAY funnier. Just hearing sporadic 'AAAARGGHH SHIT' was actually hilarious

[@TrombonerMC]

The huge censor and then seeing Slimes knobby knees and elbows flailing around is so god damn funny

[@CasparE]

Congrats to Slime for delivering a beautiful baby during this podcast

[@NEA-dx1bi]

A beautiful baby bear

[@chilledpenguins8381]

I went audio only yesterday, and laughed the whole time at slimes random pain noises. Very excited to watch it now. Edit: It's just as funny the second time with video. Unrelated, but the colors in the episode are excellent. Idk if its the color correction in post, or the camera settings, but they're so nice.

[@jamesmlopez02]

I held off just so I could watch this video 😭

[@mysteryman703]

gotta love that white light

[@virgil.alonso]

It's warm like the room and slimes gooch

[@benjamindonovan8728]

Can’t wait for the “1 hour of silence interrupted by Slime in pain” videos

[@humanure0]

that’s a wonderful idea you have there

[@czerov3]

it's lovely that they were definitely saying "oh yeah we're gonna wax his nether regions" but had to ponder whether to wax the pits. priorities.

[@nessun8457]

The lick

[@thatwaterriver3824]

@@nessun8457 im sorry what

[@czerov3]

@@thatwaterriver3824 profile pic

[@thatwaterriver3824]

@@czerov3 oh lmfao I thought it was more related to yk to actual comment 💀

[@jeffo7799]

@@thatwaterriver3824 bussy riot

[@Hobby_Technology]

Aiden remembering Mandarin when he was drunk is so real though. I was drunk in VRChat the other day and I heard some people in a circle speaking Spanish behind me, and I, despite not speaking Spanish since senior year of high school 3 years ago, just roll up and join the conversation in full spanish out of nowhere. Being drunk really do remind your brain of old forbidden knowledge

[@paigehansen8944]

Yeah, my best friend struggles to remember ASL when she’s sober but when I bring her out to the bars sSHE will slowly speak less and less and at the end of the night I need to separate her from some chick who’s ready to fight her cause she’s waggling her fingers at the other girl’s man lmao The guy is just confused but he almost always doesn’t know ASL 😅

[@TheShiningBee]

You guys find the best businesses to do this stuff with. Then workers/owners have been so awesome

[@TL013]

Not only fantastic PR, but its also fun for everyone (maybe not Slime in this case but he is a man of his word after all ;D)

[@Zeckeonee]

Thats LA, so she wasnt even that suprised i bet..

[@nicksurfs1]

Yeah, let’s give her insta a boost by the yardigans. Go follow her

[@blankclips]

Anthony’s team is Pog, I hope they become big one day.

[@alexb1110]

the camera angle of the three of them with slime’s blood curdling scream in the background is so funny

[@Inressa]

Slime's ENTIRE BODY and all of his limbs jumping upwards in the ball pulls is just insane and so hilarious. Amazing episode.

[@spelladrought]

i love how easily slime convinced aiden to take his his shirt off, but how aiden just couldn’t convince the other two to even consider taking theirs off.

[@angryii5411]

God I love Lana, protect her please.

[@lanavo5069]

Thank you so much for your sweet comments!

[@kittyjuicer]

This has to be a top 3 episode by far, guys. Incredible work from all the boys and Lana. One of my favorite moments in this one was nick using "3 frames" as a measurement of time. True gamer moment.

[@pauljones9150]

When was that moment

[@ihatesxrub]

Hands down the best pod yet. The way slime is able to moan in pain, then seconds later go along with the conversations is phenomenal. Well done kings♥️

[@coneg2714]

Slime went through what looked like a naked exorcism for this and still can deliver a top shelf Adam Ragusea inspired joke in the end, a true soldier through and through

[@Everett1107]

Petition to have Lana as the fifth member of the podcast from here forward

[@slashbat2375]

Lana and Brandon rotation

[@Patinhazz]

Petition for a fully shaved yard

[@Noah-lj2sg]

@@slashbat2375 dream blunt rotation, you mean

[@junein4732]

Ludwig getting offended over Ders being teased is actually really wholesome for some reason.

[@TheShiningBee]

Godbless the editors for this. Glad they kept in Slime’s convulsions with the blurs, it’s like Lana is hitting him with a defibrillator

[@thepenguin9]

"I'd like to thank Anthony and his team for this bucket of money to allow them to record in my establishment"

[@jackmeister4354]

I love how all of them moved back at the same time after she called them Slimes team

[@ThereWillBeFrost]

As a long time swimmer and now coach, usually a swimmer will shave before big meets because the hair causes drag and it also removes a bunch of dead skin so you really will go faster

[@eliastew9636]

I remember the first time I shaved and I screamed when I got into bed bc I wasn’t ready for the smoothness

[@tombstone720]

I finally got my girlfriend to watch The Yard with me just because I told her they're waxing someone's entire body 10/10 ty Slime

[@itsmemirandy1526]

1:30:37 is my new favorite reaction image. Slime really went through the ringer this ep! the smoothest bear

[@BrennanHopkins]

This is easily one of the best episodes so far, even just the concept of doing a four person podcast while one person gets waxed from the neck down is extremely funny. The fact that the execution was great makes it all the more better!

[@wend4004]

Man this episode was actually difficult because I kept wanting to skip ahead to see smooth slime but didn't want to skip ahead because of the podcast conversation. What a weird sensation.

[@imgoodfeels6462]

dude same AND WE GOT ALLMOST 3 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Vibhasgoyal]

Same lol

[@repoxhacks9277]

I love the cuts to slimes back in pain then cutting back to the boys ignoring him and just talking 😭

[@nayank5942]

I already looked up and bought Nick's sweatshirt. His stsyle is so effortlessly cool

[@0bennett047]

Where'd you get it? I'm looking for it too ngl

[@dopeasschiller]

Actually need to know where it’s from

[@frankpizza1596]

bump

[@mikeoxlong5659]

@@0bennett047 use reverse image search

[@nayank5942]

It's a Zara printed sweatshirt. You can find it on their website :))

[@blankspace0000]

Even on normal podcasts Slime makes a lot of weird random noises anyway so listening to this on audio was actually not that different.

[@Kyleman7401]

The bey blade commentary was god tier. I loved that they just created lore in stride for the competitors being world champions and whatnot.

[@SaintShion]

Honestly for me the MoshiMoshi comment. As a Japanese I don't think it's racist I just want to bitchslap Lud for the Godawful pronunciation. Put some respect on my language. Also idk what I expected I speak french and his French is lazy AF. Mumble King.

[@Kingbimmy]

Thanks to Slime I’ve been calling everything by its name and “bear” at the end, and I legit caught myself saying “I’m hungers!” Also, Nick’s “second sexual awakening” fucking SENT me. My bisexual heart started screaming

[@EggtasticTaco]

The weirdest part of this episode was when they talked about the viewers driving and being in the right lane while I was driving and waiting to turn right in the right lane

[@joshkw2328]

Just wait, this isn’t the weirdest part of the episode

[@oscar_n_t]

I don’t know why this podcast is so entertaining, but it just is. They could talk about literally anything and make me want to listen. The slime waxing just elevated everything though, I’m having to conceal my laughter so much on the train rn

[@amaruqgawain4664]

shoutout to patron subs for making this ep happen, as a broke youtube frog I can't tell you how enjoyable this is

[@ianhandsup]

Big shout-out to Slime for being funny and keeping conversations going while being waxed completely.

[@itsgwenorsomething]

These segment titles are too good: "would the boys eat some nick taco" "shoutout marine women who get waxed and watch dream" "ludwig talks about the bible (ignore the screams in the background)"

[@johnnykiehn1872]

The true warrior here is Lana for having to deal with the boys and whoever had to edit slime’s bare ass. Hope they take a nice long weekend to decompress.

[@johnlink9397]

Its so funny that they got like a REALLY good waxer, she explained her craft in a very concise and understandable way

[@petereberhard5374]

hearing the section about driving while driving almost made me go full primal. Its a really weird feeling being yelled at like that and your brain catching your instincts about to do something really dumb

[@carter1124]

I’ll give it to Lud, he never looked away while slime was getting his hog waxed. True friend

[@creative4074]

Aiden making fun of Alberta is on par with the rest of Canada. Never lose your roots dude lol

[@Subpar1224]

So turnt up for the weekly yard ep

[@naute2day]

the boys feeling bad seeing slime in pain is true friendship right there

[@doomsauce3447]

I forgot this was an all time great episode

[@aitokira5736]

this is possibly the longest episode they've recorded and i love every second of it

[@higoodbye7545]

I can only imagine how aerodynamic Slime is now 🏃🏻💨

[@cz85]

This is the episode that got my wife to watch The Yard. Appreciate the magical levitation by Slime.

[@TheJigglingDB]

Just wanted everyone to know how much of a legend Anthony is. Just got my legs and face waxed and holy shit it is painful. Can't imagine the places he had to go to get through this

[@alfredcampos7268]

Man what a good episode is this going to be

[@astr0duck]

Holy fuck, talking about people dying at Disney Land and immediately cutting to Slime in THAT position may be the funniest thing I've ever seen 2:18:15

[@DozifJuggles]

I wasn't expecting slime (a 30 year old melee player who doesn't rockclimb) to be in such great shape but he looks yoked, good shit my guy

[@Good_Comms]

Aiden always looks so stressed after every strip of wax

[@HanJordo]

Now that Slime is smooth and pure he needs to recreate the always sunny scene where Danny Devito is covered in hand sanitizer

[@HanJordo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jp3VcoGki9yEkKM

[@SirChris314]

the noise slime made at 1:30:35 made me realize i've never actually felt real pain

[@loofilovegood]

Just commenting here to improve the algorithm and make the pain slime went thru a little bit more worth it

[@raritymademydress7094]

I've been having a rough time the last few days, love the podcast during these times the most. Thanks for the podcast guys, Lana the goat haha

[@saqlainhyder5412]

2:23:47 Omg! I just watched this episode and hearing them talk about the Queen's death is shocking since it literally just happened recently.

[@Sebastian-qt4tz]

same, i was just catching up lmao

[@Moburu]

This is completely and utterly insane, and also probably the best podcast episode I've ever listened to.

[@Seissmo]

This episode was truly life changing for me. I discovered things about myself that I never would have found out if this beacon of knowledge and inspiration didn’t pop up in my notification feed.

[@puttz03_38]

Best pod hands down the conversation occasionally broken apart by a large grunt from Slime who proceeds to re enter the convo right after is comedically amazing

[@WillBowers]

this was my favorite piece of media to come out ever I think thank you

[@Moosewad]

idk why but the lighting at this place has the best lighting for the pod I've ever seen

[@josechacon5200]

The audio made me want the video so badly, absolutely fantastic 🤣😭

[@ynot482]

Ty for going through this, you the goat Anthony and good work Lana

[@YoItsJoeyy]

Wow what a great ep! I’ve definitely watched the whole thing!

[@wpk914_9]

I’m glad they mentioned the impending Sexual Harassment training they’ll have to go through earlier in the video so that everything that happens after is way funnier

[@AdrianLentz]

Just started watching your show...and now this episode is so awesome ;D Love the reaction cam and whole the setup

[@mergentaro]

only discovered the yard a few weeks ago but I've been enjoying the hell out of this one. Generally think the relatively dark humor of the pod is great and this one just felt like the boys hanging out while slime is getting tortured by a professional. Glad to be one of the bears

[@ziwuri]

I got so much respect for this man. I could never.

[@necesoces4952]

2 and a half hours? I already love it.

[@SpankinDaBagel]

Loved the audio, excited to watch the video.

[@mb-ss7be]

started listening to this on audio and the first thing i hear is slime in utter pain…. i know this is gonna be a good one boys

[@staceynorgren]

This is great, but the title scared me because there is no way a waxing doesn’t go well if Lana is doing it. She’s the GOAT.

[@JustGotSomeIdeas]

Thanks guys I almost died. I’m usually an audio listener but you’re temping me with the little smooth bear!? Had to watch on the drive home

[@blakehazix7760]

This is the best episode yet. I've listened/watched it like 4 times.

[@RayDoughBoy]

Aiden looks like Captain America pre-super soldier serum injection.

[@dartyhernandez6497]

Ludwig’s side eye at 22:21 is hilarious “what did you mean by that?”

[@MajorMango28]

i love how anytime slime is about to blame qt for the mic thing hes stops realizing ludwig is in the room and its so funny to see luds face after

[@jackmeister4354]

This episode absolutely bangs I’ve never watched an entire ep at once before but I (on a stack) couldn’t take my peepers off my screen

[@MitchFajardoable]

greatest episode ever. great job to slime and his team

[@AustinJP2]

The ouchie bears portion of this episode is insane

[@Zarkator]

Sidenote: I have played ultimate on a crt, I have an hdmi to AV adaptor, you can't read any text, barely can read the % mid game, but the responsiveness is based and I would recommend it.

[@novectus9933]

This was truly an experience, shout out to Lana the GOAT

[@kayisalie]

i heard the audio yesterday but i just knew i had to watch the video to see slime turn smooth

[@Randombaconface]

This is insane and I'm kinda drunk watching this but watching slime go through this makes me want to try it aswell. At this point (im currently 2hrs in) it just seems like something you'd never understand unless you try it.

[@MrYoshh]

If slime wants to become truly pure he should cover himself in olive oil and become a slippy slidey little baby bear slipping and sliding around across the floor

[@dianeknut6587]

Just gotta let everyone know that this was my very first yard episode and I've been bingeing ever since, slime's smooth slippery body is something few can resist

[@strawbunnyy]

lot of great reaction images to be found in this ep