Thin Watermelon

Thin watermelon.

[@combust__]

Imagine if he turned sideways to reveal that he too, was thin human

[@matthewr7570]

Lol this needs more likes

[@cyberjackal774]

My friend has made the joke that I'm so thin that if I turned sideways I'd disappear.

[@schmui]

*Breaking News* Lame joke reveals shortest attention span south of Canada. 0:07

[@21xxx21]

Nothing like a little existential horror plot twist

[@hamishminton8432]

I thought the same thing

[@tannerbroyles]

This video perfect encapsulates what Nathan Fielder is really like.

[@NemoMMA]

Who?

[@milhouse901]

@@NemoMMA The guy in the video. The channel name

[@familyguyfan673]

Yeah because you know him personally right? Lmao

[@tannerbroyles]

Casey Hines maybe he’s my cousin

[@AlexFlores-ol2cb]

Tanner Broyles you have a fascinating family member man

[@reillym5178]

Isn’t this the guy who graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades?

[@Rxnextgenradio]

Reilly M Yes I believe so

[@ryanhernandez1877]

Naturally

[@ok_jaja]

Yes very really good grades

[@pheniellanz5271]

I guess he later preferred to do comedy

[@glipk]

At the top of his class

[@jeffsummstl]

The watermelon, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind. - Bob Dylan

[@_daveyw_]

And it seems to me You lived your life Like a watermelon in the wind Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in

[@Crushenator500]

All my dreams Pass before my eyes, a curiosity Watermelon in the wind All they are is watermelon in the wind

[@danitho]

*Puts on sunglasses and hears YEAAAAAH in the background*

[@joescerbo6125]

Thin watermelon Is blowin’ In the wind

[@mareena6873]

🤣🤣🤣

[@doughnutheart9509]

Not clickbait video delivered what was in the title 10/10

[@JerryDaBes]

Today video would have shown: 3mins in the market + drive home 2mins talking and goal for the video 45sec sponsor 3mins fast footage of cutting watermelon And last 45seconds of the actual title And end video at 10:04

[@glipk]

Because Nathan never lies

[@ianlauritzen2097]

Oh it delivered more than that, my friend

[@fijiarc2090]

@@JerryDaBes Absolutely bang on. Hit the nail on the head hahah.

[@Svengrustaben]

IGN

[@bonivermectin4087]

I am not the same person I was 31 seconds ago

[@Bibibosh]

Unit Coordinator I am not the same person 31 years ago

[@Killbayne]

im not the same person as i was before Karen took the kids

[@rage2904]

-Parmenides

[@zoevalentiae2391]

(thumbs up not enough) i really did not expect one of the comments to enhance my enjoyment of an unfathomably enjoyable piece. clap clap clap clap. hell of a clap.

[@ll2240]

One of us in this comment section has died of Covid now.

[@thebeesknees1505]

You grow up thinking watermelon could never blow in the wind. I don't know what to believe anymore.

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

The Bees Knees I grew up that way too

im sure it was a gmo. nothing to fear friend all is well.

[@hagglefaen]

It's like your whole life was a lie.

[@Winteramen]

0:23

[@anarup916]

My parents lied to me

[@tsuktibenjamir3648]

Iove how a thin watermelon brought millions of us together.

[@nadinehabiib7247]

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace"

[@heatherloughlin544]

"Imagine all the pieces one melon could yield?" 🍉

[@lemoncoochi8511]

He’s not wrong. It indeed is a thin watermelon.

[@smallfry7304]

no one is denying it

[@ieam1010]

you got it Poo Poo

[@Please_Enter_A_Name7078]

Teacher 🙋‍♂️ Poo Poo made a poo poo in the poo poo room and it isn’t poo poo day

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

thicc watermelon kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@horseman4now]

It is NOT a thin watermelon. It's a thin SLICE of watermelon.

[@JJ-lz4zl]

I know it's gonna be a quality content when it's old and less than a minute.

[@shalizehtakloo591]

exactlyyy 😭

[@eatfruitsalad345]

so damn true

[@markshelor3991]

Imagine the sheer volume of content created and sitting ignored by the algorithm because of traits no one can exactly identify.

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

One of the tried and true rules of the internet

[@KingOfGaymes]

The best content is honestly

[@FourthLast]

At the end it didn't feel like he was looking at the camera... It felt like, he was looking at... me.

[@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli]

It felt like he was looking past the camera, so self aware self doesn’t exist

[@hasansglasses]

It was like he was actually looking at *me*

[@glipk]

Shut up! Nathan was looking at me!!!!!

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

@@glipk nah I think he was looking at James

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

@@SiisKolkytEuroo Dude are you crazy? It was 100% Joseph.

[@keri___]

It's like the watermelon is trying to appear bigger and more robust than it actually is. We all have this expectation of what watermelon is supposed to be, what it's supposed to fulfill for us. A thin slice of watermelon isn't going to make a great snack for anyone. But once the facade is lifted, we see the true watermelon. It's almost happy, dancing in the wind- and it's beautiful. When Nathan turns to the viewer, it's like he is almost challenging the viewer to examine their own perceived shortcomings. What facade are we presenting to others and when will we allow ourselves to dance in the wind just like the watermelon?

[@fizwizzle1989]

I think you’re reading too much into it, this is clearly a simple statement about empirical epistemology in light of Kantian apriori propositions. More concretely we assume watermelons are anything but thin from experience, and if Nathan were to show an image of a regular full watermelon instead we would assume that it was an ellipsoid with some significant depth. Yet the two dimensional observation itself says nothing about depth, it’s only our past assumptions about what watermelons “should be like” that extrapolate the observation to give the illusion that it extends beyond what we actually saw. Afterwards we might say “I saw a big watermelon.” Did you? Thus Nathan is making a case for the Kantian premise that objects conform to our cognition. In fact there is no real choice to be made between having objects conform to our cognition or our cognition conform to objects, because if we take the former path it’s only because paradoxically we are conforming to the property of the object that it is unknowable. Much of what we think of as “empirical observation” is heavily coloured by a network of apriori rules in our head. The napkin represents the barrier between us and truly knowing the object in and of itself. That’s all there is to it.

[@keri___]

@@fizwizzle1989 *passes joint*

[@ygorblanco4335]

Best dialogue I've ever read. Thank you.

[@livinglifeleona]

Yep, now I’m convinced all philosophy professors are stoners

[@holographer4810]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ibrahimabedin451]

Why'd he look directly into our souls at the end

[@wheninmiseryseeklemonade616]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnTJZqt3mrmbias hehe

[@slurpy1829]

I felt guilty when he did that

[@Kerrviii]

To send the message

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

thicc watermelon kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@Cybercrime.branch]

IKR

[@irishmigit]

KZbin has really nailed the recommended algorithm. Needed this.

[@tutin9930]

Thin

[@TedNeeTed]

Thin pineapple

[@andreagodoshiana8953]

Same.

[@SagaciousDjinn]

𝓡𝓮𝓭 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽.

[@SagaciousDjinn]

KZbin nailed the neighborhood Recommended Algorithm. Lol. Bro high five!

[@liamcool556]

Why would you dislike this, you clicked on a video called “Thin Watermelon” what where you expecting, some sort of Thick Watermelon?

[@JackAssSquirrel]

expected porn. as a matter of fact, some weird fetish.

[@SirrSerpent]

This video ruined my life.

[@P.Gillett]

THAT WAS ME! THIS IS NOT THIN ENOUGH!!!!

[@comebacksarecool2834]

I just wanted a cheeseburger

[@spacekicker4]

No I expected thicc watermelon.

[@sauravdas6136]

Why do people dislike such videos? I mean the title clearly said ‘thin watermelon’ and there was thin watermelon as promised. What did they expect to see?

[@aceparable1]

I think Nathan made a lot of real life enemies in his show haha. 4000 private investigators disliked this.

[@seedearth2486]

Not so thin Watermelon?!?

[@nickb1762]

They saw exactly what they were expecting to see, and that was the problem

[@Lemmy1899]

Half the likes/dislike are misclicks.

[@lallig8860]

perhaps they have a moral disagreement with the content of the video?

[@sythlikesfrogs]

Three things scientists can't understand: 1. Black holes 2. KZbin recommendations 3. *Thin watermelon*

[@kayluhluh6973]

I don’t think scientists struggle with the last two

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

@@kayluhluh6973 It's... it's a joke man dear god

[@kayluhluh6973]

Skygirl 3000 i am laughing dear god

[@TheGenericAssasin]

@@kayluhluh6973 There actually is no way to understand youtube recommended. You can make broad characterizations and exert some control on a general scale, but there is no way to fully analyze the inner workings of the machine learning system being used. It would be similar to trying analyze and understand why the neural network that is your brain finds this video interesting (the brain is orders of magnitude more complex of course, but the same type of computation/algorithm is used in both).

[@kayluhluh6973]

IDontKnow :(

[@ChoppaManDown]

This guy was ahead of his time... Like ten years ahead

[@Max_Le_Groom]

He's like a Gen Z Soul born in a Millennial's body with the Business Skills of a Boomer.

[@tangierina]

Now he lives in 2030, lol.

[@MZhris]

Everyone says exactly the same thing on every video recommended after 10 years, no matter what it's a video of.

[@littlemugger1234]

That's what she said

[@fadilp8187]

You're goddamn right 🔥

[@SomeMardyBum]

It's impressively thin, well done

[@alexanderhunter5278]

medium rare

[@jacobsanchez6924]

That's what she said...

[@thenewdali1]

I read this in Nathan’s voice

[@legoluvver]

Eh, I’ve cut watermelon so thin I couldn’t even see it.

[@patman123ist]

The way it flapped in the wind was one of the funniest things that has ever been caught on film

[@aceparable1]

Empty your mind. Be formless like water. But rigid like melon. If you put watermelon into a cup, it is hard to drink. First you must punch the melon, then put in the cup. Now it is shapeless, but also cup shaped. What was I saying? - Bruce Lee

[@firstlast-wg2on]

@@aceparable1 the “What was I saying” at the end is the cherry on top, at first I was like, haha, not water, watermleon, funny joke. But the what was I saying solidified the canon in my head of Bruce Lee just mindlessly rambling and confusing himself by his own metaphor.

[@2301]

I feel bad for people who didn’t have this on their recommended

[@tuumanka7974]

Poor people

[@kevanliasta9341]

both of your pfp and your comment are spot on

[@Σκιά-γ2ι]

My recommendations just got too perfect I guess.

[@xrayvisin]

I’m the 1000th like

[@2301]

Banana Joe nice

[@auth3nticCC]

The way it's just flopping in the wind makes it 10x better

[@Onoma314]

That's what she said

[@glueyporchtreatments]

Is it naturally occurring wind or have they used a fan to create the illusion of a spontaneous breeze?

[@cheezoncrack1]

That’s the joke

[@iamironclaw]

"The way it's just flopping in the wind makes it 10x better", that's what she said.

[@shafferfs]

Whoah there 10x is not likely. I personally think a still thin watermelon could be pretty funny.

[@bhz10]

You've lived your entire life and somehow ended up clicking on this

[@castnbolt2102]

Gadem Batmen And I regret nothing.

[@snakaku]

+Bo Whaley Neither do I. if anything, I was looking forward to this

[@DaiMonAlex]

coincidense? i think not, we were fated to meet, our destiny was interweb, and our path crossed we can finally say that we have reach the point where we can start, finally my long lost Gadem Batmen, 2 years in the future + our entire life behind it, and we met.

[@kris242]

Now I am complete *shoots self in head*

[@CombraStudios]

Somewhere deep inside hope this is not the end yet.

[@unprofessionalvideos]

I always come back to remind myself how thin that watermelon really is.

[@primitivedan6337]

I’m sorry but if your watermelon slice is being affected by the wind then something ain’t right

[@jesus-vf8wu]

THATS what my grandma used to say all the time

[@thomasgiles2876]

If you're having melon problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but the wind ain't one.

[@megan00b8]

When you attach the wrong physics to the watermelon model

[@padmeskywalker1537]

Lmaoooo 💀💀💀💀 Affected by the wind 😭😭

[@tommywinkler2800]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn7WnpiipdSUprc DONT CLICK!!!!

[@hobgoblin8038]

Look how thin the watermelon he’s holding is. That’s weird.

[@k9gao]

Downright spooky

[@amysmith3152]

Whoa I never noticed this until now!! 😝

[@oliver-04]

Damn that is really weird

[@garrettgalvan4680]

It’s pretty thin

[@lipy3550]

How the hell did he cut it that thinly?

[@shyanmahmoodi1746]

no matter how many times I watch this i’m still surprised by how thin that watermelon is

[@dlzimbruceleritate]

i love that every 3 months since the pandemic started, yt wants me to rewatch this i guess yt is not all bad

[@drunkenmasterii3250]

Well it is called thin watermelon after all.

[@kevinmathewson4272]

it's a thin watermelon

[@huntbones3363]

Jesus how many times have I watched this

[@jamespost9856]

It’s really a thing of beauty

[@ABuffWizard]

*Thin Watermelon* "Alright, lets have a look." ... "Oh that is quite thin!"

[@MrMonkey6125]

He looks like he graduated from Canada's top business school with really good grades

[@ahobbit1273]

How is that so accurate? 😂

[@Cybercrime.branch]

What!!

[@RespectProcess]

There is no business in Canada. The economy is based on favors and kind gestures

[@notinterested8452]

Another example of the neo colonial overlord mentality.

[@tonyzong4185]

McGill University

[@karac.a.]

I can not explain how much it disturbs me to see watermelon flapping in the wind

[@whportal]

Looks like human flesh

[@DreamfactoryZero]

I'm guessing you're not a fan of certain things flapping around?

[@nupxr]

:|

[@SquoangleProductions]

@@DreamfactoryZero Tell me you’re not referring to “actual vagina flaps, flappin’ in the wind...”

[@TheBrentonTaylor]

'It was so gentle, like a thin slice of watermelon flapping in the wind'

[@RidWalker]

not great watermelon weather

[@avocadoisdelicious]

+Dylan Childs lost it

[@thatoneemo5628]

Dylan Childs I

[@taurusthefool]

Maybe if it was a watermelon kite

[@goodbeans]

This is probably the funniest comment on KZbin.

[@TGFMusic]

Holy shit 😂

[@lyricengelbrecht8377]

He looks like someone who graduated from one of the top business schools in Canada with really good grades

[@fungi265]

Who now helps small business owners make it in this competitive world.

[@cam_spamtm6439]

when your friend says "can i have some" me: "sure let me cut you a piece"

[@aguy2035]

.

[@sneeakysteve]

..

[@sabkins3409]

...

[@frotmaxxing]

....

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

@@frotmaxxing.....

[@suave4161]

2019: man 2010 humor sucked Also 2019: haha thin watermelon

[@Chreeeis]

Very Suave those people are mistaken, this is pretty high level comedy lol

[@valenouteda7026]

Nathan was aheads of its time

[@bandhi9]

nathan is from the future of this future

[@913kaixa]

Some garbage is okay.

[@mehnottoday]

Pfft... It's 2020 yall....

[@totallynotlilly]

now we wait for the sequel: thick watermelon

[@zoewells3160]

T H I C C

[@PrincessNine]

I don't want to fuck a watermelon

[@TheMnimatt]

@@PrincessNine the universe will never ask you what you want. Only provide you with the opportunities that you NEED

[@bridgetf88]

see you all in 2030 i guess for t h i c c watermelon

[@amandaadrienne837]

No THINNER watermelon

[@raphael4286]

Nothing's better than a slice of new york watermelon

[@paulm.2296]

10 years pass....... KZbin: *Now* you are ready for the thin watermelon.

[@salpon]

same, apparently.

[@PsychoBible]

KZbin trying to get me to stop watching videos about the riots.

[@asherburns2953]

@@PsychoBible watch both

[@herenow4875]

@@PsychoBible OMG me too

[@bonivermectin4087]

when the student is ready, the teacher appears.

[@nikolai3620]

When the watermelon turned out to be thin it caught me totally off guard.

[@Goober89]

I've seen some plot twists in my day, and that was certainly one of them.

[@lafayette9410]

When the thin turned out to be watermelon, I was absolutely perplexed.

[@smallfry7304]

the title wasn't a spoiler at all

[@unlessitsafarm]

who could have seen this coming

[@tutin9930]

404 "comment not found"

[@buenogoodlive]

Ahead of its time.

[@TheRealPunkachu]

*Visible fear noises*

[@kenetickups6146]

no, not really this is from when youtube actually had content

[@DavianSinner]

Man I miss that guy. His show was the funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time, then it went away.

[@ChefBubbls]

In the future humor will be randomly generated

[@tonyt5218]

The humour of the future will be like the art of today.

[@snivyservine6361]

But for now, humor is recycled.

[@TheLemonKiller]

@@snivyservine6361 Literally every thing across all spectrums is recycled and reused. We've done it for thousands upon thousands of years. The biggest thing about comedy and its success is repetition. Mark Twain discovered this and tested it. But overall it's just simple patterns. How you or anyone else doesn't notice this I'm not really sure.

[@fenrix155]

This is like the past tho, or maybe not. Not sure when that episode of veggie tales was made

[@snivyservine6361]

A redundant explanation to something obvious. Taking an off-hand comment that meant nothing and responding with condescension is just embarrassing. And what meaning from your worthless trash of insight should I even bother taking? That I'm a mere fool too half-witted to comprehend your unnecessary drivel? Why, I ought to throw myself to the vultures for being so pathetic in your eyes! Cutting the theatrics, I'm not impressed. Preach to the choir as much as you want, but I don't care for it. I'm not going to argue about something that makes me out to be an ass for saying something inconsequential. Goodbye, and for anyone else here take this. cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498976521483059210/715629366905798657/DxJvxo2XcAA2mRx.jpg

[@albertoanayav]

Is anyone else getting lots of these short funny videos recommended by KZbin recently? I mean, I like it, just saying.

[@JeremyMYG]

Once you start watching them the algorithm dumps them into your recommended. Edit: I started watching short Spongebob clips and now that’s a big part of my recommended as well.

[@Taryn0215]

that’s been happening to me! i have a whole playlist for them because there’s so many i still need to watch

[@gregothy9190]

I love them all

[@fvhaudsilhvdfs]

AI is poppin off

[@thisismynamenow]

Every single day 🤣

[@countyfacts6920]

In the past, humour will have been randomly generated.

[@kayluhluh6973]

I saw this comment on here twice, from two different people so where y’all stealing them from

[@countyfacts6920]

@@kayluhluh6973 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGWzmWNonN-ko7s r e t a e d e e w

[@kayluhluh6973]

County Facts y’all too old to be watching this

[@sugarbooty]

Future, it's future

[@Observer-f5k]

@@kayluhluh6973 what is the age requirement for watching a men holding a thin watermelon?!!!

[@handsoap3346]

From the front profile I thought the watermelon would be substantially more thick! What a surprise that was!

[@Wiggy1]

art

[@kdrama0enjoyer]

omgwiggy

[@huseyintunchkol6410]

Definitely 🤔

[@kdrama0enjoyer]

@@huseyintunchkol6410 böyle bir videonun böyle bir yorumunda bir Türk bulmak loto tuttutmak gibi hissettirdi

[@huseyintunchkol6410]

@@kdrama0enjoyer Türk milleti her yerde bu sanat çalışmasında Türk olmaması düşünülemezdi.

[@vempor129]

@@huseyintunchkol6410 Türklerin mizah anlayışı var !! Merhaba, Amerika'dan.

[@kuneria]

I'm so angry because i feel stupid that i find this so funny

[@NotASummoner]

@DooDooBumMan Why not watch comedy specials made by this guy? "Nathan for you" is fantastic

[@motherofdragonzz1233]

The fact that I audibly said “no...” when he turned really speaks to me

[@dogman5791]

Kill

[@nillewenne2934]

Yeah you did speak to yourself

[@deadfr0g]

You: I really speak to me. Me: We agree with us.

[@dogman5791]

@@nillewenne2934 Kill

[@dogman5791]

@Seegh Hyle Kill

[@xRaoriex]

There's something oddly poetic about this

[@reecewithoutherspoon1324]

I'm not really sure what I expected to be honest.

[@Tiago88Alves]

What a username xD

[@hambonefakenamington69]

username 100

[@Halberddent]

I was afraid it would be clickbait. So glad the watermelon was actually thin.

[@sommi888]

Nobody: KZbin algorithm: you seem like a THIN WATERMELON kinda guy today

[@SlyRyFry]

They weren't wrong tbh

[@SlyRyFry]

@AdoIf HitIer 卐 says Adolf Hitler

[@musclebody4life9]

I hate these comments

[@boykiddman]

Everybody: Time to post another unoriginal, overused "Nobody:" comment.

[@AnimatedPocket]

same

[@mcpingas]

people here somehow thinking this was "ahead of its time" astound me. this is literally 2010s humor down to the very essence

[@pickletarts8196]

The eye contact was worth it.

[@JohnJones-wt3rw]

pickle tarts yes to tv girl

[@nobod354]

It's not gay if u have socks on

[@dannyhengel7645]

this is actually his "street name" when he's not playing Nathan Fielder.

[@bewater6684]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boiboi7717]

Yo what's popping, Thin Watermelon

[@acdsarc11]

@@boiboi7717 Nothin much, Boi Boi.

[@Jollyva]

this asks more questions than it answers

[@ineffablemars]

Jollyva the answer is blowing in the wind

[@burgbass]

The answer is thin watermelon

[@MikeyJMJ]

@@ineffablemars damn that's one of the greatest replies I've seen on yt and I've been here for 7 years

[@Zombified-]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@bobhawke7373]

I'm here because o was reading a reddit question regarding 'great short films on KZbin' and a reply was 'thin watermelon is the only one you will ever need'

[@solkai7575]

Truly ahead of his time. Nobody in 2010 could have appreciated this.

[@DZrache]

I was one of the lucky few to see first see this back in the day, and I can tell you it's definitely got funnier with age

[@ticler]

Actually everyone did, but the high-corporate drones at Google suddenly decided they want to be like mainstream media and destroyed a real community hub.

[@rbesfe]

Nathan Fielder is a comedic genius, he did write an entire TV show after all

[@madelinebitts2766]

Do... teenagers think they invented this kind of humour and it popped into existence in 2018?

[@xo0o0]

This is like that plastic bag scene from American beauty, what a masterpiece.

[@kayluhluh6973]

Or that Katy Perry song

[@SilentMemer]

Finally the cure for happiness

[@smallfry7304]

You are a bad person

[@smallfry7304]

@anna you mean SilentMemer WHO WANTS TO GET RID OF HAPPINESS

[@PLK123]

just Google *woodpecker tongue* for the cure for happiness

[@OOMMAARR662]

SilentMemer 😂

[@Chuck_N0rris]

The cure for happiness is a good old roundhouse kick

[@jemmrich]

This guys humour is very okay, I love it

[@chuckleberry2142]

He's got his own show callet Nathan For You.

[@myne5689]

This guy's sense of humor was 10 years to early

[@annabethchase4568]

he invented humor wdym

[@OKayD3N]

Too

[@Skyrilla]

Sanatea what the hell are you talking about.

[@islander376]

didn't even see the date until i read your comment, why is this so depressing

[@EpickaNESSiskool]

lmao basically 90% of early internet humor was abstract, absurdist shit.

[@scarlett4798]

a moment for the people who had this in their recommendations but didn’t click it

[@Macksbet]

yeah well ive been in your inbox for 2 weeks and you didnt click it

[@TrevorLahey3]

....whoa

[@MabzProductionz]

scarlett I see you everywhere Scarlett what is going on?!

[@ZebrazRus]

im not in her in inbox, her box is in me ;);)

[@ZebrazRus]

@isthisdylan U CANT DYLAN, YOU CANT

[@RandomVideos174]

This wasn't funny in 2010 but now it is funny in 2020. it only took a decade.

[@anguishingquark]

It was pretty funny in 2010

[@shane9245]

Ceon *upgrade

[@Dadflaps]

basic bitch sense of humour

[@YEs69th420]

@@Dadflaps the funny police has arrived

[@broccolitomato1085]

@goggles789 You don’t need goggles, you need gLasSeS *slaps knee *

[@jonathanf3604]

This video has been recommended to me like 5 times and I watch it every time

[@spookybow4391]

The way it’s just blowing in the wind really gets me

[@spaicklesauce754]

"Like a turd in the wind.."

[@Alexis52468]

Really KNOWSS what wind feels like. I love that for it.

[@tomus0n]

well, I don't know what I expected....

[@yomomsfgt9978]

akka can I get some top

[@thozby]

akka can i get some top

[@abdicolestudios8899]

Can I get some top

[@sleepyjulo]

"Mom can we get dominos pizza?" "We already have pizza at home" Pizza at home:

[@oliviatouba9313]

Truth 😂

[@jcofeboi]

So,your pizza was a watermelon?

[@shane9245]

id take melon over pizza any day

[@StikFlik]

Dominos pizza is equivalent

[@justus8663]

😂😂😂

[@nlsluckyegg8771]

*when you're at the class party and the teacher splits up the watermelon equally*

[@striderm]

Edgiest content on youtube.

[@Faick99999]

Hello D'Arby what u doing here

[@jotarofatso5743]

So, we meet again Barby.

[@thenukeman3657]

Mike Strider You are a terrible person...

[@astro_snax]

USSR national anthem

[@WHDRWN]

666 upthumbs

[@jimmulator3902]

That’s a pretty tasty looking slice of pizza you got there

[@NoName-ng9uv]

Vegan pizza be like:

[@labradorislove]

It's a watermelon you idiot

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@labradorislove i'm sorry but r/wooooosh

[@jimmulator3902]

crazy guy you deserve a reward for achieving this level of stupidity... Bravo 👏

[@boo6150]

Autism Test r/woooosh

[@xtlm]

They just don't make em' like this anymore.

[@The_Conundrum_Crew]

2010 was a simpler time

[@cameron354]

When the teacher brings a snack to split with the whole class

[@amiitojsingh]

He knows what he’s done You can see it in his eyes

[@colettejolie5417]

it's 2am and this is funnier than it should be

[@mbwhly]

That look on his face at the end tells you he’s seen some thins.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

thins? As in thin watermelons?

[@leohecht6837]

@@CreativeUsernameEh yay you got the joke

[@chuckleberry2142]

Heh

[@tylertate3584]

Best comment in the whole thread

[@bobcostas6272]

CreativeUsernameEh No

[@sperg1]

Its literally just thin watermelon. I'm not sure what I even expected...

[@Ren722]

The plan: trick people into thinking I have a thick watermelon slice.

[@TheDXJC56]

Only took me 10 years to find the meaning of life was hidden on KZbin all along

[@pretn]

This most certainly did not feel like 31 seconds. This felt like a growing experience, and I feel like a different person.

[@fomonomo]

i saw the beginning and just thought "no way he's about to turn that watermelon around to reveal how strikingly thin it is"

[@Sam-vk8xd]

When he looked at the camera, for those 8 awkward seconds, I felt his pain.

[@samchen9951]

I felt his whole life's pain in those seconds which felt like forever

[@anarup916]

Awee I wiw cheew you opp

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

@@anarup916 ^w^

[@EmmettMontanaro]

This not ending with a bite of thin melon is frustrating me for no reason.

[@SubmitTheKraken]

because you can't have it.

[@lalalanabunny]

So I'm not the only one...

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

thicc watermelon kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@JadetheGoober]

You have all the reason sir

[@Cybercrime.branch]

OMG same.

[@iv5519]

“In the future humor will be randomly generated” -Larry the Cucumber

[@katyungodly]

Pretty sure that quote is originally from George Orwell’s dystopian future novel 1984 😂

[@conanichigawa]

@@katyungodly Larry the Cucumber was randomly generated.

[@omarally7655]

@@conanichigawa pickle rick agrees

[@evelynmccready5775]

what is humorous about this video

[@Actiomedey]

Evelyn McCready I imagine it like he got the watermelon at a buffet and it’s so comically thin that it is like paper and blows in the wind.

[@vivekchavanmusic]

The amount of times i come back to this video is insaane! This is comedic genius.

[@L00PdeL00P]

JUST THE SOLEMN THIN SLICE BLOWING IN THE WIND AND HIS VACANT STARE LMAO

[@kylet3390]

This is definitely some late 2000s humor. The background ambient city noise, aspect ratio, lack of dialogue, dramatic zoom, lack of color reminiscent of life around the 2008 stock market crash.. it all comes together. Thin watermelon is a time capsule.

[@lenzi5119]

Thinnest time capsule in existence.

[@ItSquishy]

all that from thin watermelon

[@asecretchannel4135]

This was such a weirdly awesome and accurate description to really bring you back to the time.

[@eggegg8181]

Your comment is spot on

[@foreveravii9378]

I'd have to say this is more early 2000s humour rather than late 2000s humour, considering there are still 78 years to go of the 2000s. And even more still if 2000s include the rest of the millennium.

[@kevinbichael6602]

Imagine seeing this in your recommended and being like "yeah, my life will be fine if I don't watch thin watermelon." This changed me. Thank you

[@kedsarama]

Honestly didn't see that coming. Had no clue watermelon could even be that thin.

[@2020juan.]

Lyrics: [Thin Watermelon] *wind blowing* *watermelon flops* [Thin Watermelon]

[@YB-ox5uc]

Omg tysm!! Needed this!

[@silverfox5002]

This should be the captions of the video

[@2020juan.]

@@silverfox5002 lmao if i could, i would

[@baiabaia7745]

🤣🤣🤣nice

[@luisb7414]

Thanks

[@lt.colonelkilgore7477]

"Social interactions have always been a bit of a difficult thing for me." - Nathan Fielder

[@watson-tv]

KZbin: thin watermelon Me: ᵒᵏ

[@DanG626]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIiUkotmfseNhac

[@magencrisis1682]

Sometimes I remember this completely out of nowhere so I have to rush to open KZbin and watch it again.

[@cheynova]

When you ask your siblings for some food:

[@GimmeMonie]

KZbin algorithms be like: "he will watch anything at this point"

[@Flower-tl4vj]

Or she 😂👋😅😏

[@GimmeMonie]

@@Flower-tl4vj exactly 😉

[@redsangay]

Yo LMFAO!! This right here is the funniest comment right here!!! Bro, you the man, just made me crack up in the middle of the night, out of nowhere! You the man bro.

[@papajani5206]

lol

[@vitaliy.petrovich]

@@Flower-tl4vj everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet.

[@Jose-nd1vo]

What I just witnessed was a one-of-a-kind masterpiece. It mas meticulously choreographed in one take and one take alone that is rarely surpassed by many AAA hollywood stars. The angle of the shot directing our eyes to the "thin watermelon" as it gets to the point hence the title. The subtle execution using Fibonacci's ratio, a relief of sore eyes. The watermelon alone, sliced finely and razor thin - perfect for the shot. The weather's contribution of wind, rain, moisture, pressure, precipitation, sunlight and more could never duplicate a never more quintessential scenery. The actor's support aside, I appreciate it.

[@Skindoggiedog]

Shut up, idiot. That schtick has been done a billion times, and you didn't even do it well.

[@WildShiversASMR]

I personally appreciated it, Jose

[@Jose-nd1vo]

@@Skindoggiedog you're right. I definitely didn't :(

[@BestMopMop]

@@Jose-nd1vo I thought that you did it well 👍

[@Jose-nd1vo]

@@BestMopMop feeling better now :)

[@teamleaderleo]

A thinematic masterpiece.

[@evanseal07]

Maybe the real thin watermelon was the friends we made along the way.

[@ymac7245]

I was hoping he'd do another quarter turn and reveal that he's a cardboard man

[@JoshAronoff]

Or a thin watermelon man.

[@Galincognito]

Underrated comment

[@wardahussain4684]

when you have to feed 200 children but the dad brought only 1 watermelon

[@space_1073]

I thought it said "this watermelon" so I was extra surprised

[@space_1073]

Ok