Things Car Guys Say That Confuse Normal People

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[@амиџаа]

He's using an AUTOMATIC TOOTHBRUSH. I thought Petrolheads used MANUAL toothbrushes

[@rickd8979]

Chronoshift Zilean You're 100% correct. Why do you not have more likes lol

[@Slowwvelo]

Chronoshift Zilean 😂😂😂 true

[@idontcareaboutu8182]

I have the same one lol

[@tolgac9975]

He was probably using a 7 speed DSG toothbrush

[@HP.Customs]

Chronoshift Zilean It’s a PDK so it’s ok.

[@mohitakundi]

Fluid everywhere, tunnel ruined, it hurts deep down 😂

[@MrKinir]

Sounds like a good party :)

[@CarbonComp]

*a n u s i n f e c t i o n*

[@aabidamn]

I had my suspicions.

[@mentalmarshmellow3310]

Bruh

[@WTF1official]

Fantastic video although not sure if we'll be seeing Ethan in the office on Monday after this...

[@supersad5812]

WTF? 1st comment.

[@raisinnotnice]

WTF1 why tho?

[@Lewis-mz5ht]

Is there some secret here that your not telling us...

[@diabro7525]

1000th

[@georgestevenson7713]

WTF1 would love to win a mug but enough about ethan ;)

[@fin6574]

“Easiest £50 ive made “ 😂😂

[@FlCSrb]

fin's life p Lllo Llllpl Lll L L Ll Pl Llll

[@jackhwthorne]

fin's life I Ain't gay but 50 bucks is 50 bucks

[@blakebolte1775]

@notJacklego it’s more like $75

[@HarrisonYTHarrisonYT07]

🤣

[@driftlx]

I just had to give a head

[@bazzyg]

"...when I'm pushing hard, I can't seem to get the grip I need." "...my mate rolled over and he was covered in fluid."

[@ishaanjerabek2979]

Greatest video I’ve ever seen

[@BlokHed75]

I'm laughing out loud

[@kianyoutube3015]

Ishaan Jerabek nice

[@pimprijs8836]

Ishaan Jerabek same

[@JoeAchilles1]

Honestly one of the funniest videos ever, well done lads!

[@louisc8020]

The Fact that there’s no STI joke is disappointing

[@kirbyswarp]

I was walking downtown with a few friends and saw an STI and "I had a few STI's" and some guy walking in the other direction said "Me too." Idk if he meant the car or...?

[@taihuynh4185]

Sexually, transmitted, infection?

[@louisc8020]

Tai Huynh No, Subaru Technica International

[@FSXflyermaster]

Slow Turd Injection

[@vRetentionzZ]

because 0-60 in 4.8 seconds is slow

[@seabass9916]

Limited slip differential one was the best.

[@BrateTebra123]

Dat Guy not rly some of the other were much better

[@seabass9916]

You know what? I'm entitled to my opinion, as are you to yours.

[@tranxvillanueva1092]

Weld diff is the best and cheap performance ever

[@DestricaUKGaming]

@@tranxvillanueva1092 No

[@tranxvillanueva1092]

@@DestricaUKGaming eh welded diff is probably cheaper thing to do

[@Salutifer0us]

Alright, time to get off the internet, I won't see anything better than this today.

[@gabou1370]

part 2..

[@Salutifer0us]

"Today"

[@splooshmccooch2862]

I say this stuff on a daily basis. I never knew it could mean car things also. Thanks car throttle!

[@freetobe3]

WHAT?!!

[@jdmweeb1203]

Your profile picture is hilarious

[@JK-jf1sj]

Sploosh McCooch 😂😂

[@azan5474]

yes officer, this comment right here.

[@gabeulrickson2496]

Sploosh McCooch 😂

[@B4R0N.]

That was one of the most _hilarious_ video I've seen in a while!

[@forzaelite1248]

ßaron How do u get italics?!

[@barrels5262]

You're obviously quite dense then.

[@simplytuned1623]

"How much for the head?" 😂😂

[@shanzou2190]

i really can't get all the jokes can anyone help to explain a little bit ?

[@shaheer9042]

How to scar any non-car guy

[@Minkey0]

U want that head m8

[@toyotacamry2414]

Car Octane. *scare

[@yattasuccess9212]

"Ey mate can you help me tighten down? Yeah, the shaft part, yeah just get it right there. Yeah that's the spot mate"

[@christophermclaren8827]

Plot twist, none of the things he said were actually car related!

[@driftlx]

Christopher Mclaren oooof!

[@joonathoon69]

1:08

[@justicefireeatingdiscopand6989]

That doesn't make sense none of those things are sexual

[@adventuretrials7703]

U dont know anything about cars then 😂😂

[@muhammadkhairulafiq2917]

@@adventuretrials7703 You dont know anything about jokes and sense of humor.

[@НАРИМУНПРОДАКШН]

3:05 Didn't he said, that manual is better then automatic in the previous episodes? :D

[@ConflictMedia]

НАРИМУН ПРОДАКШН Took me a moment to get it :D

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

beat me to it

[@r8myamg614]

Haha! I get it

[@marceloguia6107]

НАРИМУН ПРОДАКШН Nice catch. Wonder how he'll respond to that...

[@samljones]

Lmao 😂😂

[@auz8d9wij2ks9d]

3:06 Automatic tooth brush.. Really?? Automatics are so boring! I brush my teeth manual, with a manual tooth brush. Gives you more feedback and control...

[@dannyjones7688]

fucking great comment mate, sounds like your a real man

[@auz8d9wij2ks9d]

Thanks bud! Nothing beats the feeling of brushing your teeth with the exact force you need! Plus manuals are cheaper, easier to maintain, and lighter than automatics...

[@ryadhasanahmed5443]

haha manuals rule!!

[@eraldorh]

+Danny Jones Real men use proper fucking grammar. Its "You're"

[@eraldorh]

+TrainBro721 Dont be stupid, of course they are.

[@willpettit9370]

This has to be one of the most Hilarious two guys one car episodes to date. Excellent as always Alex and Ethan 👍

[@JuanMartinez-pg3mk]

The head😂😂😂

[@Sisyphus1942]

I'd have died at the end when he licked his lips if he went "minty"

[@minero2743]

666 likes

[@lowiet8979]

"No cups were hurt in the making of this video" -not carthrottle

[@technicallydifficulties7094]

This is just car innuendoes AND I LOVE IT

[@insert-name-here3350]

Half of carthrottle's annual budget was spent on mugs and/or mug accessories.

[@faszikellemeszene]

I lost it when alex was talking about the LSD!!!

[@hmt-0764]

What's lsd

[@smokingspitfire1197]

I imagine limited slip differential

[@faszikellemeszene]

And so do I!

[@seandejong5399]

3:06 hypocrite!!! Use manual toothbrush (Og CT fans will get the reference)

[@jonathanramirez232]

Sean de Jong its more like a dct cause hes using his hand

[@fartmerchant762]

Manual toothbrushes are just so slow, some say you feel more of a connection to your teeth but I prefer the automatics speed and precision

[@seandejong5399]

Dirty Bong Water haha nice one

[@goldeneneune9823]

Electric toothbrushes are better in every way. Why wouldnt u treat ur teeths the best possible way?

[@Klockorino]

Nobody knows proper clutch technique smh

[@TheNewCoordinator]

Great video, but you forgot to add in a "gutted cats" joke. A buddy and I were in an elevator talking about the best ways to gut my cats and the woman next to us looked mortified lol

[@0zone247]

Im a newfag what does gutted cats mean

[@nilsandresen9912]

@@0zone247 clearing out the catalytic converter

[@esthetics4512]

😭😂

[@genterasaki86]

The “head” one was too much fun🤣🤣

[@conorbeirne4689]

First one is funny 😂

[@stefanbekan1298]

"That was an easy 50 quid". God help me, i burst into laugh.

[@itswings1543]

No Coffee Mugs were harmed in the making of this.

[@manfromnantucket9544]

ItsWings many coffee mugs were harmed in the making of this

[@stug45]

Just a pair of mugs then?

[@usualtroy]

2:56 I laughed so hard😂

[@Dev-gh6hg]

Me too

[@gerardbenoit2070]

How about a Rim Job?

[@jameskingston]

Haha so good

[@upjaakkola231]

James Kingston james where tf u been?

[@janh1186]

James Kingston ohh you’re still alive 🙏

[@rxx4775]

Been ages since last upload

[@cravendale9021]

OMFG how tf r u still alive

[@FinandiAmartyadeva]

U watch these

[@HAL-dm1eh]

2 Guys Lots of Cups

[@marek594]

*2 guys lost lots of cups

[@supertrinigamer]

What is 2g1c about

[@toyotacamry2414]

David McClelland. Gay

[@2_Awesome4u]

Super Trini Gamer I’m probably two years too late but don’t search for it

[@Acc0rd79]

HAHA Ethan is living with a FREAK!!!!

[@gordon9768]

Acc0rd79 m8 look at my profile pic

[@1hej0k3r]

Don't you mean Alex is living with a Freak? xD

[@pushatsinfrared]

Other way round mate.

[@alex_k1410]

Legitimately the funniest video I've seen in a very long time, if ever! Very well done Alex and Ethan, congratulations!

[@hsztxbnc44]

This is the funniest Car Throttle video I have seen in a while! Nice Job guys!

[@shanzou2190]

i really can't get all the jokes can anyone help to explain a little bit ?

[@billthompson5644]

Your sense of humor is absolutely stellar. You could not have thought of a better name for your video. I sent it to a bunch of my Gearhead friends I got quite the response, thank you.

[@spacy9571]

no cups were harmed in making of this film

[@dmrsdump3994]

thats a lie

[@fredrenault9012]

can't be harmed if they're smashed to nothing.

[@dmrsdump3994]

true

[@spacy9571]

fred renault ha

[@adriangdittel6220]

Well....

[@paulglombitza658]

3:05 Nice CVT Toothbrush, Alex!

[@jamesphilpott4241]

NinjaZockt I was thinking that. Alex just mocked him self

[@EndriuGolara247]

oh my god, you made my day :D

[@matejsommer72]

It is a fixed-gear transmission

[@all-flat-engines]

I ordered a scat stroker kit last week it was brilliant

[@AftermathXJ220]

hope you got a pump with that too

[@LiIAxe]

Dude when he said “you got a bit there” and it was on his mouth I died 😂😂

[@k.almohammadii]

“The dog’s not new This is new!” We need it back!

[@Oat_meal_YT]

This is probably the best 2 guys 1car Yet!

[@idkwattosay7578]

first 2 guys 1 car episode of 2k18 wohooo :D

[@CarThrottle]

+idk wat to say Whoop whoop!

[@idkwattosay7578]

Car Throttle The season begins :)

[@theharryshow6063]

Such a great video both of you

[@v811gfg]

it took me back to my teens when the carry on films were popular absolutely loved them. Thanks more like this.

[@jacobhauenstein]

I really appreciate when content creators put time and effort into their work with the clear actual intention of amusing fans and views rather than just grabbing as much cash as they can before their time is up. Good job Car throttle.

[@hydrolics5449]

Best 2 Guys 1 Car video ever. You guys should be comedians man. Just so funny

[@aaronelsen5287]

We need to show this to as many non-car people as we can with no context

[@shawnbassee5276]

They need to make another one, I just can’t get enough of these

[@JoeyWarnerOfficial]

I think this is literally one of the funniest videos you guys have ever made😂

[@syandamkhize3782]

Keep this series going please. It’s nice to have a bit of the original car throttle Channel back.

[@hmt-0764]

The head killed me lol XD

[@shanzou2190]

i really can't get all the jokes can anyone help to explain a little bit ?

[@chickeyy1792]

Shan Zou head gasket is a part of the engine. also piston head

[@shanzou2190]

so it is ,thank you !

[@yattasuccess9212]

Oh i guess you're the guy he gave a quickie for

[@jasonkab9058]

No cups were harmed in the making of this video😂😂

[@talltiger2790]

Just mugs?

[@Ghrostillo]

That is not true

[@manfromnantucket9544]

Many cups were harmed while making this video

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

in another video he said car guys do everything manual and laughed at ethans electric toothbrush but now hes using one himself!

[@Fanasz]

Plot twist, he is using Ethans toothbrush.

[@jacobbelcher3512]

Thanks for posting because now I know how I sound to all my friends that have no idea about anything vehicle related.

[@kingsan1200]

This has to be the most funny episode of 2g1c :D

[@KSY55O]

YEA more 2 guys one car. the best series on yt for sure

[@underscore8085]

This is the best Episode yet xD

[@doit_vehicles]

You guys are genius ! Always combine good humour with some fun facts and together with the typical "car guy" character , the result is awesome !

[@turbo_lerssi1083]

These are the main reason i first subbed, so glad it's back

[@CRAZYRUSTYVW]

Lol best one so far!!! Looks like you had a smashing time. This one really cracked me up. Keep them. Coming guys bring on 2018

[@a500a50f]

This is why I love Car Throttle!

[@jeffreyalphonso]

borderline racist, borderline sexual fantasy, borderline sick, and borderline weird. I love it

[@dmrsdump3994]

Racist? I don't see what could be seen as racist in the video.

[@jeffreyalphonso]

Geistesabwesend Filmt the whip...

[@dmrsdump3994]

that felt more like a sexual thing to me. idk I could be wrong

[@jeffreyalphonso]

I just meant it as a joke. Ik he’s not racist. I was trying to imitate a social justice warrior

[@dmrsdump3994]

You succeded. Nice one

[@tomhornsey9738]

This was funny af😂👌

[@atzincastellanos6778]

“I had my suspicions” 😂 perfect!

[@landypaule]

Now THAT'S my kind of humor :-) I really know those situations where everyone seems to be offended when I use proper technical terms in absolute unambiguous situations :-)

[@ghuldorgrey]

this was your best and funniest video yet.

[@lordwolfus6521]

quality content

[@ambmotorsports6307]

Ima make an oil catch can with those cups.

[@Andy-ed2zs]

This was one of the most hilarious episodes I've ever seen. Keep up the great work!

[@OperatorRaijinn]

It’s nice to see that you guys are back!

[@inc6873]

I want ethan to break more cups

[@dmrsdump3994]

cup breaking ASMR?

[@inc6873]

hell yeah

[@kianyoutube3015]

Great I love car throttle it funny Ethan Alex your great people

[@jozh2347]

You're*

[@pabauza]

Clever, very clever

[@deplorabledave1048]

When I am by myself, I rarely will laugh OUT LOUD....literally. I did for this video. SO funny!

[@salternsmedia]

really nicely put together, great stuff guys!

[@patrick.0096]

Great now our chances of winning a mug is less 20% good job ethan smh 😑😑😆

[@4shebby]

Bros!!! One of the best videos ever!!! That was hilarious! Haven’t laughed like that in a while...

[@norwegianmountainbiker236]

Rip all the coffe mugs...

[@filmandfirearms]

Context makes such a big difference

[@AnimilesYT]

To be honest, this is actually the first video of this series which was actually funny instead of annoying. Great start of 2018 :D

[@kylefudgecake05]

1:31 - 1:43 Alex: I JUST BOUGHT A NEW WHIP! Ethan: (thinks of the whip)

[@Seb-Storm]

What's a whip?

[@kylefudgecake05]

Seb 1. Things you get hit by, 2. A car.

[@Seb-Storm]

@@kylefudgecake05 ohhhhh I see. Is that a special uk slang for 'ride'?

[@kylefudgecake05]

Seb yes

[@chilael6892]

@@Seb-Storm I've seen it being used in the us too.

[@Djuztin]

Hahahaha, love this video 😂

[@tylerrusty1122]

Some coffee cups were harmed in the making of this video

[@DaveWuzHere]

The whip cut scene is hilarious when you think he actually had to do it in order to film it lol

[@humantoaster5009]

1:15 i lost it lol

[@mateuszz7]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! 😂😂

[@85square]

no cups where harmed in the making of this video

[@talltiger2790]

Just mugs.

[@rayrizki959]

lmao that is so true. my buddies were so mad if I talked about cars too much gimme that cup

[@mscigniewrudzinski5053]

Ray Rizki that's not the point of the video.

[@Half-V]

You don't understand the video.

[@sm0gikas]

BEST CT EPISODE EVER!! PERIOD!!

[@Crazy_Borg]

I somehow knew beforehand where this video was going and Car Throttle does not disappoint. XD

[@gt20modding88]

HE MEANT CYLINDER HEAD!

[@michaelharden1587]

GT20Modding Or did he mean head gasket? We'll never know..... Or maybe he just meant cylinder head. We'll never know.....

[@gt20modding88]

lol

[@KyTaundry]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in months man 😂

[@kenji642]

omg alex is hilarious

[@whatevernevermind5960]

The funniest vid to ever be posted on CT! Me & my gf were literally crying of laughter on the floor.

[@alexkersten1964]

If your gf likes it too, then make sure you put a ring on it!

[@whatevernevermind5960]

Alex Kersten 😉

[@LYx461]

As you can see Ethan is really great at smashing glass finally something he is good at 😂

[@angelsupreme1606]

Man I laughed so much 😂

[@simocreations]

Did I hear Phil's getting a v6!!!!! booooooom

[@tobygeorgeharribo]

Lets hope it doesn't go boom ;)

[@blooperr1050]

Toby Harriman :)))))

[@mrgamers4180]

Is Ethan an actual car guy?

[@g.t.5483]

i didnt think it would be like this, it was more hilarious than i thought it was gonna be

[@TheNinjaMonkey43]

This was great cuz theres people out there who have no idea what youre talking about and theyre gonna have the same reaction