Things Cowboys Don't Say

[@DaleBrisbyBullRider]

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[@EverythingN.Nothing]

I left a gate open 32 years ago and I STILL can't sit down.

[@madisongroves9398]

Lonestar Ranger felt that...literally

[@brockbaker9500]

Ass still hurt from dads boot up your ass or he shove your head up there got lucky never done that

[@DC-ei9vl]

Pretty sure my neighbors kid used to do that on purpose. Hated that little bastard.

[@HD-xd2jh]

😂

[@DevinMichaelsMusic]

Madison Groves 😂😂😂

[@jdub3816]

“Just leave the gate open” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@devildog3606]

Lest a gate open 25 years ago still can’t sit down

[@hazellevesque7773]

^^ felt that

[@smittysmeee]

Everyone who grew up cattle country remembering their Dad's belt: 😣

[@AG-sp9zt]

@@devildog3606 *copied comment*

[@devildog3606]

@@AG-sp9zt not purposely copied just tell the truth

[@iloveamerica8541]

We wanna see them outtakes

[@wyatthersom6579]

HELL YEA

[@oMegaEddy13]

ON GOD

[@skylerwolfer1283]

Yes we do come on

[@oakleyfisher5024]

Yes yes yes

[@heatherheath9980]

I once saw a guy listening to Havana, while fixing his tractor. With his southern accent he said, "This is really good! Have you heard this before." I almost lost it. That was so out of place.😂

[@Lee-hp1wg]

Heather Heath he’s just vibing

[@haydensingleton3620]

Hawvaenna ooh naw naw 😂

[@Sage-qd6tf]

The tough ass farmer in chief on the farm I stack hay for said he listens to Lady Gaga once in a while. I thought that was kinda cool, cause like listen to whatever you want, you know?

[@Just1American1966]

Like Uncle Joe and "Despacito"..

[@garyguerin5806]

Who the heck is Havana??

[@ranchurdhimster4955]

"I wear underwear." I for one say it should be called going cowboy.

[@itsallaboutthatbass8558]

My dad always said “The only thing between me and the good lord is these pair of britches.”

[@sally180]

In Australia, it is 😂😂

[@christophermiller9516]

This feels like if city boys just decided to have a laugh and try to be cowboys for a week

[@r0tting_.Bxnes4]

Christopher Miller omg yassssss!

[@lisathuban8969]

City boys don't talk like that either. City girls do.

[@tripodurra]

Hey I’m city but my hearts country don’t bust on people just cause they’re city

[@annabelledubose616]

I'm surprised they didn't say he-aaa-h

[@MarekUtd]

City boys rather get a job that actually pays well.

[@natashasavage8039]

“Easy Carol Baskins” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@karal8617]

Natasha Savage I’m dead😂😂😂

[@natashasavage8039]

Sliding Into Everyday ....Right? 😂😂😂😂

[@Remi-px4qn]

Had had me 😆

[@natashasavage8039]

Remy_3355 😁

[@willfromsc1168]

LMAO!!!!!

[@The_CIA]

*_"Nah, we don't need to check the fence today - it should be fine."_* Lol that'd be mine.

[@splashkid8410]

Uh....😅

[@madisongroves9398]

I don’t have cattle so I can’t relate that much but one time I did leave the gate open to my horses and I had to walk for 3 miles .....NEVER AGAIN

[@cameronbennett5085]

“You’ve got a bug on your shoulder” *snorts*

[@gracewillie]

2:14

[@joeryan9130]

Was this a trailer to broke back mountain

[@hu4l.117]

Haha gross 😂😂

[@HaventHeard307]

I thought it was the sequel 😁

[@johnmott8278]

Yeah that's real cute until you realize that cowboys ranchers and Farmers have fed this country and thousands of other countries since the founding of america. And guess what, we are all about to lose that

[@lolwtnick4362]

@@johnmott8278 lose that? or sell it to mcds and real estate developers to get filthy rich?

[@lancejames7072]

@@johnmott8278 there is not anywhere close to a thousand countries

[@Ogrematic]

I gotta show this to my uncle. I don't know whether he's gonna laugh or zap me with a cattle prod again, but it'll be funny either way.

[@wendigoexotics6536]

Again 😬😅

[@briaschalesky6628]

“Just Leave the Gate Open” NOOOOOOOOO PLZ NOOOOO 😭🤦🏽‍♀️😭

[@CharlieAnneCaves]

"You got a bug on your shoulder." That reaction is what got me to hit the like button. 😂😂😂

[@ingridhk4285]

I haven’t watched a single cowboy-related video ever. I need to know what youtube’s algorithm was thinking with this one

[@itsallaboutthatbass8558]

I’ve been watching some red dead redemption videos then this pops up.

[@grettahucht5617]

Same!

[@vaulimere]

Comedy?

[@ingridhk4285]

Jon Stewart where?

[@ok-iz2tc]

@@itsallaboutthatbass8558 same man xd

[@adjacentchannel]

"Kinda feeling it might be to muddy to ranch today" 😂

[@jswart3179]

The funniest one has got to be when he got of his horse at the end🤣

[@AG-sp9zt]

Things Cowboys don't say: Things English riders say:

[@HavvahartKL]

I thought the same thing 😂

[@graceofgrace5562]

I ride English but learned western so everyone looks at me like I’m insane when I work... oops

[@sofialol6613]

The reason I went to the comment section was to find this, thank you.

[@sofialol6613]

@@graceofgrace5562 oop- Same here lol

[@AG-sp9zt]

@@graceofgrace5562 same!! well sorta. I started off riding western but didn't progress very far. Once I started to learn how to trot, that's when I found English riding! I fell in love with show jumping and dressage and I wasn't very fond of the western displcines. So I switched over

[@paytonanthony9251]

“The cows are vegan” I’m weak 😂

[@outthasky]

The Prius trailer hitch line almost made him break.

[@bubbabitty5438]

“Put some kale in a blender, a little cumin and essential oils, mix them then, rub it round the edge of your beer” 😂😂😂

[@redgator652]

If dale brisby dont like this comment he aint no cowboy ol son.

[@lukeescamilla9386]

I do love fire smell not gonna lie sometimes I stand in the smoke on Perp-us

[@bobbyholloway9776]

"If you wanna take a step then take a step!" 😂😂

[@adensmith834]

Ropin’ and Ariana Grande ain’t something that goes together, Ol’ son.

[@joshsqualitylawncare8585]

Aden Smith no it doesn’t?

[@cowboypoet2067]

When you're on the wagon 3000 head deep on branding season sometimes you need a little Dangerous women old son

[@adensmith834]

Josh Dettamanti: ya got me there ol’ son

[@danceswithspiders2309]

Hey I'd rope an tie her in a New York minute 🤠

[@adensmith834]

45cc Country: I’m inclined to agree with ya’ partner

[@georgie3821]

“Easy Carol Baskins....She’s a saint!”

[@westxranchin]

“Easy Carol Baskins... she’s a saint!” Hahaha! ! !

[@fearlesssfcappuccino]

"I kinda feel like it might be too muddy to ranch today." XD OMG. These are fantastic

[@marshallwhite7324]

"Take a quick selfie of me"

[@neppietism]

im not at all a cowboy, in fact i live in nyc, but i still enjoyed this video like i understood what everything meant and after like 9 months. god we love youtube’s recommendations

[@melinatafarella9775]

"thats a gelding." "Gender neutral" 😂

[@mbower50]

“Just leave the gate open” hahaha I’m dying

[@joseywales7930]

Gender neutral. Dude coffee came out my nose.

[@averyunderwood12]

You watch the bachelorette last night?? I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@alissag.8150]

"Leave the gate open" made me snort-laugh. 😂😂

[@angeliquebenham9795]

I live on a ranch, the "light to moderate" ranching made me spit my coffee!

[@-Beidou-]

"New hitch on a Prius..." I died. 😂

[@nmelkhunter1]

This is the best video Dale has ever made. It wasn’t a 90, it was a 190! On to the next one Ol Son. And I don’t mean Starbucks...

[@johnpierce2095]

the horse makes the rules lol

[@sarahc.6222]

The “you got a bug on your shoulder” really cracked me up 😂

[@Lugghandle]

"We designated a smoking section." On a ranch 🤣

[@geraldfrost4710]

by the branding fire...

[@steveforsing13]

Man couldn't even say Prius without almost laughing. Mad respect.

[@sjfarish]

I did put a trailer hitch on a Ford Fiesta one time back in 1979...lol To pull a little jon boat and it worked out pretty good but looked pretty stupid though...

[@quinbrady]

"We designated a smoking section."

[@AverageMomma]

I just abut died. So glad I stumbled across this gem.

[@virtualsarah247]

This video fills me with a burning rage that I can’t explain. The pretentiousness is unrivaled 🤩

[@SquirrelgrlandChar]

1:30 ya know what I hate, the horse trying to untie its self in the background 🐴

[@wywyb88]

"We're headed into town, you going to change your clothes? " needs to be on the list.

[@comptonghost9013]

This is a funny one man i need a 67 year old rancher here soon

[@jonerickson2358]

I was born and raised in Montana. Spent a couple of summers running rodeo stock. NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!! "I think it might be too muddy to ranch today!!!!!"

[@joshsalwen]

“You got a bug on your shoulder.” 😂

[@docwilson8343]

“I was at the Arianna Grande Concert”…..LMAO!!

[@lucillebielaszkaduvernay]

"Easy Carole Baskin" had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@AbesShenanigans]

This is the best thing I've ever watched

[@xxx-kf4wb]

So they didn't say yee haw here... That means.... They actually say that... I interesting

[@codyroden719]

We’re’d you get tickets to that” was the best part

[@katesampleseverything]

I almost had a heart attack when he said "just leave the gate open". 😂

[@garybrown5655]

Cowboys driving Japanese pick ups ...you. Got to be blowing smoke!

[@bricekey8276]

Oh my gosh that’s the funniest one you’ve ever posted. Nailed it!!! 😂🤣

[@billobrien4761]

I lost it on the new hitch on a prius...

[@14nevergiveup13]

"Just Keep The Gate Open"

[@stevenrichards8880]

It's like the horses are looking at these guys going..."what the hell".. Well done gentleman.

[@AustinAirCo]

Taking the day off today, I milked those steers yesterday.

[@amazingwonderwoahman5465]

My horse reminds me of Martha Stewart. Without the child labor laws

[@Danka42]

Me: probably never touched a cow in my life KZbin: Here's a recommendation I know you'll love!

[@sharonholmes6083]

This Montana Cowgirl was grinning all the way through this video! Thanks for the Cowboy humor!

[@minisoduh]

“you thought you could put a NEW hitch on your prius without me noticing “ 💀

[@qmartin1997]

I don't know how I got here but I am glad.

[@skyking228]

I'll bet they both get mani-pedis… Fun to watch, thanks!

[@TheOReport1994]

Y'all give me so much hope! Love y'all!

[@laurynembree6430]

That moment when you just got a order from him to make a set of custom spurs because that's what you do and now you are really excited but you dont know what to do now

[@Lucas-vk8fz]

Lmao ..I think it might be a little to muddy to ranch today ...hahaha these guys made my day

[@UsernameSaraWithNoH]

He could barely keep a straight face when talking about the Prius 😂

[@bonesc7201]

This is one of my all-time favorite videos... I laugh so hard I got tears rolling down my face... that reminds me I'm going to get some quieter Spurs tomorrow...

[@b5maddog]

Please if there are outtakes please please post

[@skygirl2071]

The hitch on the Prius! The look on your face was awesome! Made me laugh....and snort a little!!

[@fractalcat3696]

“I wear underwear” LMAO

[@SerahRos]

Watched this while laying on an old horse blanket, out in the pasture, watching my mares eat new grass for a bit. I left 2 gates AND the barn door open. 🤫🤣 And I think I've just been inspired to rename my Pinto (whom I've been calling PintoThing for 3 years now...) Carol Baskins. Thanks!

[@alanna4872]

This is literally exactly what it’s like at my all female, English barn.

[@geraldfrost4710]

"Take a quick selfie of me!" Yep. With a hair flip and a giggle.

[@emmettmcfee5844]

Dale you should either put a gooseneck on the half top or have it done that would look slick with the bulldog

[@LizzyTexBorden]

"......like I wouldn't even notice." LOL.

[@riah7505]

Those horses are saints, gorgeous too!! Great video, though I had my eyes on those horses for most of it, haha

[@carloreubenvongerkin9760]

Things cowboys don't say.... "Let's make a KZbin video. Be sure to wear your cleanest clothes!"

[@emilyjordan6367]

This is my new favorite video on the internet

[@9989Wolverine]

the carol baskins comment killed me lol

[@disasterlesbian8973]

i literally have never seen a horse up close before let alone ride one but this is the best video on youtube dont @ me

[@Savvy_equine11]

We all secretly love having our horses tails braided

[@whitenoiseihearu4018]

***Bug on the shoulder run... Lol Will make me smile straight into my last years....too funny.

[@joshcossaboom7316]

I laughed so hard at this!!

[@clapdemcheekz731]

This is the most realistic video on youtube. HANDS DOWN!!!

[@MickeyGreenEyes213]

"Whoa Meredith" "That's a gelding" "Gender neutral" 😂😂😂

[@alfonsocantu9992]

"Beam me up Scottie",..yours very truly Alfonso Cantu

[@juleswins3]

I’ve never seen a cowboy wearing a hat quite like his, either. Or jeans come to think of it.

[@harrisjuan1564]

I always thought they were kind of funny. Come to think of it. JB must roll that way too. Lol

[@DaleBrisbyBullRider]

you ain't no cowboy

[@harrisjuan1564]

Dale Brisby keep it 90 ol’son. Now give me some hearts. Lol

[@squarebodyjesus6138]

@@DaleBrisbyBullRider I second that my guy

[@edenadams3440]

"Easy Carole Baskin" I laughed really hard, because I said this to my horse the other day when she was acting up (I ride Western, and do ranching aswell. I don't do english)

[@libertymyers1490]

Dale: woah Meredith Leroy: that's a guilding Dale: it's gender neutral

[@brooksequine7621]

You fellows are TOO FUNNY ! A hitch on the " Prias " - hahaha ha !

[@laffin_out_loud]

This would be a Gen Z cowboy.

[@anthonylombardo4829]

Nah this is a liberal cowboy.

[@andyhobaugh3104]

Might be my favorite video of all of them.

[@williamabernathy8802]

See my new shoes they have velcro. Do these overalls make me look fat. This could be titled things pig farmers say or cowboys don't say.

[@rustydavid5212]

Can't trust a man that rents pigs