Things Happen To Me, And I Happen To Them | Stand Up Comedy By Srijan Kaushik

This is a collection of short jokes based on encounters that may or may not have happened.
Video Location: Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai
Sound Mixing & Mastering: Sohail Gandhi
Video Editing: Akshit Arora
Follow: Instagram @srijan.kaushik; Facebook @ Srijan Kaushik
For bookings, contact [e-mail]

[@soumilpiano]

Plot Twist: He wasn't a comedian they just thought he worked there.

[@Jacob_EstateAgent]

Good one dude 😂

[@easyelectronics4364]

😂😂😂

[@abhisekashirbad5649]

😂

[@godnerfedmein2021]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@vinaydesai8628]

Ultimate 😂

[@bhaaratsharma6023]

This is what mature and real standup is. Highly impressive

[@RP-hy3vx]

Arnab Goswami

[@_HeisenBerg5]

Better watch anubhav singh bassi's standup for more mature content 😂😂

[@pranaykanugo7297]

This man deserves an Amazon special. 😊

[@onkarkorde]

He deserve a Netflix special bro

[@narutowizard00]

Pranay Kanugo Let him tour his content first then the special comes. Kaunsa chutiya sidha special daal ya hai

[@jayesh5131]

Both Amazon and Netflix🤗

[@Shanty3388]

He deserves HBO max😄

[@vinaywagh7749]

They might ruin him.... Let him stay independent.

[@badrichaitu1057]

The cool thing is he doesn't laughed while saying the jokes unlike other comedians. Yet we got them.

[@navneetinu]

Amazing jokes.. That is the power of simplicity and originality. You don't need f / abusive words or sex jokes to make others laugh.

[@jb0813]

Ikr!! But ppl like Amy Shumer are famous ugh :/

[@parthpadhye5543]

3:54 wasssp wassp wasssspppppppp..😂😂👌

[@mayishahaleema]

He has a Virat kohli face and a Dhoni's Voice 😂

[@mrx2814]

yes actually i also observed that his voice is quite similar to MS Dhoni.

[@wholesomehoorpari1971]

Omg

[@jonasdove3589]

Says "May Isha Haleem a"! Sounds more like a Arabic phrase!

[@shahnazkhatoon9053]

@@btsfanboyot7437 go nd ask dhoni baby.....he will tell uuh who is god.....nd who is barking lyk dog😂

[@sachindandge764]

And what face you have?..sala what Happened to the people all time comparing one with another

[@narendrasinghrajpurohit5651]

Enough flora to have fauna! 😂

[@BharCode09]

The Gentleman's comedy! You're so composed and well behaved while I'm dying of laughter at your jokes! Killed it!

[@7danjana]

Absolutely...my words

[@niranjandewal3377]

True.....refinement is rare these days

[@poonamchoudhary5413]

True

[@errikanderson4394]

You are so calm and yet amazing. These days comedy is usually loud. But you killed it, man.

[@Sagar-wn1po]

Agree

[@samarthkumar1287]

Please keep uploading whenever it is possible. You're undoubtedly a rising comedian. Yr 6 baar dekh chuka hu har baar hassi ni rukti♥️😂😂😂 Edit- 7 vi baar😂😂

[@lakhpatsinghpurohit5838]

Samarth Kumar me too bro...

[@sukhjeetsingh5047]

You are free.

[@samarthkumar1287]

@@sukhjeetsingh5047 absolutely, see I came 8th time now.

[@sapnawijesooriya425]

"Your sequencing is wrong sir aap Teek karey" 😂😂😂

[@Priya-zx8dq]

i died laughing when he said hooospital

[@SuperGlancer]

I watch some standups... And then to remind myself.. What a great content should be like i come here again and again.. Watching it for nth time

[@brocklesner3939]

you are the first stand up comedian i genuinely felt laughing every bit of it. Underrated but you are better than others.not like zakir who has only one topic ;)

[@manjukamal9473]

So fucking true

[@fourkae]

Arre brock bhaiya ap yahan 🙏😄

[@cristianbulai5661]

True

[@jigyashgr]

Zakir is very good at expressing All are good at their own way😊 Just enjoy

[@deepaklaishram2861]

Zakir is way too boring now a days

[@bhabanishankarmallik3251]

One can watch this 💯 times without getting bored. Superb timing and delivery with some really good content...👌👌

[@AmitKumar-xx9pl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Just brilliant Please keep entertaining us 🙏

[@Osho189]

You are good dude... fresh and fantastic delivery . Expecting more... Hoooospital joke was killer!

[@aspasricha]

SUCK - Stand Up Comedy King

[@Capnocap6994]

U need to do more videos bro Ps ( I could have written vids but after watching your video I decided to write it in complete)

[@sheetalvarma172]

Truly madly in love with him...he is amazingly superb!!!

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hiiiiiiiii

[@rohitagarwal9174]

TBAJ- Tum bahut aage jaoge

[@vaidehiakshekar4007]

Too good man, that too with a straight face!

[@akramm.o_o]

Really awesome. I laughed throughout the video.

[@apontutul]

Really agree with the acronym and abbreviation part. There's a whole Bunch of lazy people out there!

[@jyotiprasadbaglari6024]

Mast n Jabardast!!!!! Want more from you! "Aur andar nahi Jana..."😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vaidu_Videos]

5:30 Chandler Bing of India ❤

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hii 😊

[@NandyJH]

Gosh... u look like my Bank wala jiju🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amazing bro... hats off👌👌👌

[@mukeshvds2u]

I have watched it many times, really mood refreshing content. 🤣

[@sharkface8301]

0:58 controlling his laughter

[@harsiddhighedia5037]

Descent 👍 Way of making us laugh.

[@PraChess]

No filthy political jokes, no religion bashing, no shaming, no abusive language and still managed to make us laugh. This content was good, his presentation was amazing! Earned a fan. This is what a real comedian should be like nowadays

[@siddharthpandey3204]

5:23 best part of all!

[@classes687]

Sseriously i dont comment but urs was like a bartender whose face is chill nd accepting smily bills of likes and subscribers... Gygaa... Means good ya go ahead always😂

[@thewelldressedhippie2663]

Awesome man!!! Hahahaha something new and funny and not vulgar!! You’re good bro!!

[@shraddhakamble9755]

His voice. Pronouncing pattern... Omg 😘😍😍😍😍

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hiiiiiiiii 😋

[@naraindassmittal5747]

He has a very clear voice, it's amazing

[@greenwoodeastland5457]

pure comedy without abusive words.you are a gem dude

[@anant3691]

Hahaha, too good! Waiting for your next! 😂😂

[@dipikashrestha2769]

So subtle and genuinely funny.. awesome

[@kirannath8830]

Bhaiya Connaught place I'm dead after that

[@divyarawat6315]

Clean comedy. Love it. ☺☺☺☺

[@mrprashantkumar_]

Extreme level of simplicity Keep it up 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@amysnewlife84]

I am pleasantly surprised. He is witty and I found this quite funny and well written!

[@leenyang1225]

bhaai....duniya se kaafi preshaan lgte ho...😂😂😂 really man u r great...didnt laugh even at a single place

[@sunilkumarrath7405]

Oh my god! This is extremely 🤣🤣🤣.... Can't stop laughing

[@dumbledore900]

Wow! Amazing! I have never watched his videos before but he is gold!

[@creationanomaly6026]

3:10 I died OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@infinitex2252]

He is the coolest standup guy so far. He deserves a Amazon or Netflix space.

[@nayan.j]

This man dropped two videos and disappeared 😐

[@bharathkumars5695]

What a comedy... i was literally rolled and got stomach pain. Expressions was really awesome... :) :) :)

[@jasper5016]

I can watch such great and clean comedies for hours. Awesome man.

[@kool1787]

Simple , Plain and Spot on !! Excellent

[@ramtikka011]

Broo you nailed it😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 mzaaa aagyaaa good comic timing 😂😂😂

[@mohammedismail4124]

I bet all the ICSE students have must have read the "title as a collection of short stories"

[@susovanbose6176]

😂😂😂😂

[@NitinYadav-bo2xu]

Me 😂😂😂

[@friedmomo107]

Simplicity 100% Humour 10000%

[@shalinidayalsingh]

Damn ! That's hilarious without being cringy 😂 😂😂

[@mohammedhaneef9386]

Hii 😊

[@emzy9090]

Agar iska video chhod ke agar sirf audio sunogena it sounds varun dhavan speaking..😅 Nice man 👌🏻🙏🏻

[@RG-rd4gd]

The most funny line of this standup is "mumbai have nice autowalas"

[@ShivKumar-tz9iu]

He is amazing..........

[@higigls]

Looking at his stoic face, he is like the Surendra Sharma of English comedy. Magic of words and content.

[@deepakbhagchandaney8399]

Have seen just two sets from Srijan in You tube ..... any clue if there are more or is there any live performances in Mumbai ..... wud love to get more of him ...

[@medicine___music]

So so underrated ,will watch all Ur videos right now

[@nikhilgarg8198]

His silent face is more funny than jokes😂😂

[@theway24]

He is too good in his craft... Any sponcers reading this??????

[@infinitex2252]

With this act he could have won Britain's or America got talent. What a intent. This is my second comment after a year maybe. This guy has next level of humour.

[@lakshya1003]

3:30 this is where @sidharth dudeja got an idea for his video

[@VirtualSypac007]

Sublime Brother...

[@iSiddharthRao69]

Ek number hai bhai tu... Kadak... Keep it up... This is what i called stand up comedy show

[@im8pune]

Watched it multiple...what a talent is this man..

[@rahuljain10_95]

It was hilarious ! 😂 Looking forward to more uploads. 👍

[@Dinesh_Karki]

loved it man.. Superb..i can relate the Rickshaw wala joke..in delhi..

[@chetanx44]

Upload more videos man you are just hilarious

[@EZZYLAND]

ending killed me

[@whitenoise8801]

One of the best stand up ..mast bhai

[@irf202]

Last one was awesome

[@Smartson225]

Simply superb!! A gentleman class of comic world. Kudos bro🦸‍♂️

[@amitlamba_83]

Awesome sir...hilarious :) hooospital... waiting for your next video

[@SaifurRahman92]

Hilarious!!!! That was really funny!!!

[@_HeisenBerg5]

Aur andar nhi jaana hai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shreeprakashagrahari9762]

Nice humour bro, it's great I am seeing first time a person who did not use abusive word in standup comedy.

[@PawanKumar-bn7yt]

this is called stand-up comedy.. i don't know what kunal kamra is doing.

[@neilkrishna]

He is also doing stand up comedy I don't know what you are seeing

[@narnauldochana]

Only one word "Ultimate"

[@ankskohenkobikalindi9673]

U r the best....pls make us laugh more like this...& Ur voice was sooooo soooooothing❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@avantidesai6655]

Looking for more videos from you!!

[@projectmystica2445]

He is so calm and composed

[@pranavdabral8001]

" canaught place " that reaction of autowala man......😂😂🤣

[@122004nilanjan]

Are there any more videos ?

[@gurugulab1414]

Bhai please upload more videos yaar..❤️

[@vikramgoyal5688]

Simply Amazing!

[@devanshkamdar5442]

I'm sure I've seen this guy somewhere.

[@Sonuvyas04]

You are too good man...Keep it up bro... Despite Rajasthani... still crisp language, no tone issue... Its great... but rare bhai...

[@dharmiktadvi3652]

Brother you are pure comedian 👌🏼

[@sunnyshaurya5277]

Bht hard bht hard

[@dhrubapatgiri3986]

Superbbbbbbb and gentle

[@nikhilshukla8374]

I had watched (and loved) this video long ago, however, I forgot his name... So I searched "Generic Staff Face" and landed here... What's even more interesting,is that KZbin even gave me autosuggest for that as I was typing it 😂😂

[@AbhinavRawal]

Did anyone observe his simplicity ? Clean comedy, no un-required hyperactivity; peeps, this guy deserves more attention.

[@rajinderdhammi3819]

Absolutely true.

[@amarjadhav3242]

Totally agreed with you!!!

[@This_Origami]

won't be fun if everyone became like this, you like him cuz he's different also every comedian has his own style, there ain't no thing like "actual" standup comedy, if the guy in the stage makes you laugh, it's more than enough

[@thearcanearcade4923]

All this Origami u get it.

[@thearcanearcade4923]

All this Origami there are plenty of styles all equally good

[@m.a.g.167]

1.No loud voice. 2.No abusive words. 3.No self laughing. 4.Full Humor.

[@MrBenten11111]

so why are u so proud of it , comedian has diffrent way to execute , most of them are funny even if they are loud or abusive

[@m.a.g.167]

I m not proud of it u moron,if comedians has different then these type of comedians than that of who used 'bhencho' after every word.They thought 'bhencho' is the soul of their comedy.

[@MrBenten11111]

@@m.a.g.167 like u think moron is the soul of your comment

[@BigBadBrain]

By far the cringiest comment

[@ayushi3083]

This is what i was about to say @mdamir biswani . Hope to watch more videos sir @srijan kaushik

[@AmitYadav-iw1wj]

I forgot the name so I searched for "Poker face standup comedy" and got this as the top result 😂🤟🏻

[@vannesavarsha120]

Literally I searched "generic staff face" Comic... 😂

[@vinaydesai8628]

I searched waiter face stand up comedy 😂

[@jawwadkhan8982]

SSCIRTFTD : Saaf Suthri Comedy Is Rare To Find These Days Keep rocking yaar !

[@b2kay594]

we

[@mishaqueanwer9889]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKOqfK2vg9d4htk

[@ps700s3]

u mean shaved..???

[@gauravchauhan8331]

I'm gay!

[@kumar1400]

I know right....i feel the same

[@nitinpatel5795]

lag raha bhai

[@akhilarora6022]

Son of a bitch he IS chandler 😂😂😂

[@upendraparmar5749]

Me yahi comment karne wali thi

[@bennymathew1486]

Oh My God Chandler❤️