Things I Found Stupid About School

[@sadsfd8762]

Fun story: At first grade, one of the students asked to go to the bathroom, the teacher said no. Well, the kid shat himself, stanking up the whole classroom. Class was dismissed, teacher was fired on his first year and the kid moved schools because he was getting laughed at.

[@zockingtroller7788]

Who were the Bastards that laughed at him? They should have applauded him for his bravery

[@minidasherk2413]

I thought this was a fun story

[@Veetisgard]

Oh boi, when i was in KinderGarten, a kid peed in the corner of the classroom

[@p.phann_]

Arify same man in kindergarten I was practising dance for this school assembly and the guy next to me said “uh, miss may I go to the bathroom” and the teacher replied with no and 5 minutes later he pissed on the floor and it was basically a flood in a 6 year olds body

[@duecomicsans9145]

that also remids one time a girl had to go to the toilet and the teacher said no and THE TEACHER PUT DUCT TAPE ON THE GIRLS MOUTH because she didn’t want to have to deal with the girl always asking to go to the toilet

[@deimos1585]

I got detention for not doing a project that was optional. *_What the actual fuck._*

[@NotoLumen]

SapphireTWC lol

[@ShadyDoorags]

Similar situation. My teacher gave a project that she said was optional and would give us extra credit. Only one Person did it. My teacher got angry at us and told us all it was now mandatory and not worth extra credit. I was freaking 9 years old and even I knew what the word "optional" meant, why didn't she?

[@who-dh5xk]

HoneyJayLovesYou your teacher is a shit head about to fucking have a rampage and you're lucky you were in detention or else you'd be with your friends when they went missing

[@obsessivebirdgirl1701]

same tho. ;-;

[@fardstudio5771]

The teacher always say it's optional, but ALWAYS changes her mind.... so I do it just in case she does

[@kidcosmo4891]

When teachers say "The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do"

[@starshine7023]

Ik right I mean if the bell doesnt dismiss you then why have a bell to begin with

[@dpetro3214]

+Josh at my school we don't have bells anymore

[@starshine7023]

+TheDP123 Lucky asf

[@thelegendarychickenchaser3194]

then it doesn't tell me when to arrive then

[@ollieboy117]

I hate that shit

[@Jasonixel]

It’s funny how the school’s logic of dealing with bully’s is being implemented with actual law in some places, it never matters if the bully is the one who starts it, as soon as you defend yourself or rightfully kick their ass you’re the bad guy. And now the same thing is happening outside of school. If someone breaks into your house and you rightfully defend yourself with either your hands, knife, or gun you become the bad guy.

[@aj7515]

They don't want ppl to have the ability to take the law in their own hands. Even if the government or authorities fail to implement it.

[@Mypenisissmallbut]

Y’all are crying to yourselves this doesn’t happen.

[@LegendaryBricktures]

One of the shittiest things a teacher can do is punish the entire class when less than half of the class is doing something wrong, like, I didn't do shit, it was them, why are bad things happening to me

[@pikachannel240]

ikr.

[@rosahernandez-qh1xo]

exactly

[@TehBaconBrawlerZ]

my life in a nutshell

[@MrBeard17]

+The Waifu Master Punishing the whole class is a dirty trick. The kids that done right will now take it out on the students that did wrong and do the teachers dirty work. I had a teacher catch me throwing an eraser at someone and he said to the whole class hes giving us all detention for what i did. I said to him in front of the class that I'm reporting him to the school board for instigating bullying. He changed his mind pretty damn fast.

[@mangobonni6828]

that was my entire science class for 2 years and then we all got put on btec science because apparently we didn't behave and were just gonna fail... So now I don't even have a real GCSE in science because a few dick heads. The thing is though, I was passing every test and piece of work easily and so were a few others in the same class. I could of easily gone into the exam and pulled at least a c grade out of it. But no... We got put on some science course for retards where its all 100% course work and we practically just copied from a board to a piece of paper.

[@snakatckthegamer2719]

I hate it when the teacher yell at you to do something and you try to explain why you can't right now and they say: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME

[@GradeAUnderA]

+snakatckthegamer They're stupid man. Them saying "don't argue with me" is basically their way of saying "Hey! I'm in a position of authority; stop saying smart, logical points against me." Or it could just be that you are arguing lol, who knows?

[@musicalmadness762]

+GradeAUnderA PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE HATES OR YOU PLAY A GAME DIFFERENTLY THEN THEY DO AND THEY CUSS YOU OUT LIKE THE COMPETITIVE GAMERS HATING ON THE CASUAL GAMERS ETC PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS SITUATION WHETHER ITS MOVIES OR GAMES IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING THE MAJORITY CONSIDERS BAD PEOPLE HATE YOU FOR IT IT IS SO BLOODY ANNOYING

[@nfaza80]

+GradeAUnderA Well basically you won the argument

[@youngnneckless]

or you can just tell her to shut up cause you bought the school with your small loan of a million dollars!!!!!

[@hannifhussain919]

+GradeAUnderA When I was in P.E, I told my P.E Teacher that I don't wanna do rugby and she said 'Okay', and bam, I don't have to. Also my P.E Teacher is also a computing teacher for some reason. I never go to the toilets in school and never asked to go the toilet even if I was having a shit, and for some reason, I hold my piss in like 2 hours. But the dumbest thing in school is like, those who forgot to bring their P.E kit gets a 30 min detention.

[@Natsumidragneelkim]

My PE teacher was a retired drill-sergeant for the Marines, he was very nice if he see something wrong with you, he would come up, and asked are you okay

[@solar0wind]

So basically: Normal PE teachers: Think they have to act "special", so they are like drill sergeants Actual drill sergeants: are the opposite

[@Natsumidragneelkim]

@@solar0wind yep

[@pongangelo2048]

I used to have a PE teacher that allows the students to take absent even to a whole semester as long as you give him cash.

[@samuraikirky3829]

My PE teacher wouldn't let you do the lesson if you were wearing the wrong socks

[@amultistanthatcanstangroup3996]

Tell that to the school nurses (except our school's nurse bc she's the same as that)

[@wibblestwooble]

My school administrators had a method where they'd say they'd be watching a class during one period, but they'd come in during a different period. About three teachers got fired in my senior year because they were caught off guard and the admin caught some pretty abusive behavior.

[@samuelllakaj5439]

This does put a smile on my face.

[@Lionbossgoku]

Me: “Can I take a piss?” Teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”

[@funnyvalentine6670]

Comedy Gold 10/10

[@92jwiener]

Me: **sigh** MaY i Go tO tHe bAtHRoOm??? Teacher: you should have gone during break time. Me: WHAT THE FUCK! Teacher: Right, to the office with you! Me: ...okay! I'll go right after I use the toilet! Thank you, sir!

[@mandylin14]

*Goes and gets in trouble*

[@ubadnowumad1677]

Theres actually a few teachers in my school that make these jokes pretty often. Yes I do have a nice school, i know

[@RandomizedHandle.]

*pees on teacher*

[@tkl_sam0235]

Tbf if a teacher opened up the lesson with “Right ya little bastards, get out your textbooks and go to page 69” they’d be my favourite teacher

[@shadywolf9724]

Ikr

[@testing_something]

@@shadywolf9724 02 pfp, nice

[@rivviegobrr714]

Same

[@diogoalves9284]

Ok, whats tbf?

[@tkl_sam0235]

@@diogoalves9284 means “To be fair”

[@ThatElfNerd]

School: - No leaving class to pee - No water bottles in class - Strict dress code, especially for women, even if the summer heat came early - If you're caught with a phone, you lose your phone College: - If you gotta pee, you can leave the room and go - Water bottles are encouraged so that you don't get dehydrated - Dress code is super casual - If it helps you study, most teachers won't care if you're listening to music on your phone In high school, I'd often get Cs, and sometimes even failed my classes. My current college, I've been getting Bs and As frequently. It's almost like being a strict fuck doesn't encourage students to try their best.

[@lorddrayvon1426]

What's funny is that science states that a more relaxed environment helps the brain function as it's not stressed from being so out of the normal. There are times a phone is inappropriate, like exams, but school isn't sitting exams. If a kid is using it when a teacher is talking sure, but now when they're just working. And remind me what one of the three main subjects taught in schools is?

[@ihatealmosteverythingequal820]

i didnt read the whole thing and liked it because is at 68 now is 69

[@just1randomhooman667]

EXACTLY!!!

[@realripzey]

My school isn’t like that at all it’s all normal

[@Trollestiatumblur]

Ryan Lawler Funny how in college I can wear a crop top and the boys still graduate. It’s almost as if people are there to learn and NOT jack off to the sight of my belly button. Who knew.

[@sandeepjohal5906]

If only people really talked like this at school it would be 10 times more entertaining

[@gj8683]

Would love to see a Japanese class taught in a fiery Scottish brogue with no limits on swearing.

[@bogusmogus9551]

I probably would have learnt something useful

[@biggamer7001]

WelL thATs DiSrESPecTFulL

[@mrx4022]

When you see a teacher outside of school: *_"You Have No Power Here!"_*

[@zomboss9242]

I am Unicron we have no power

[@mango7975]

Bruh

[@man-ol1hn]

I’d be like: Ha loser *Runs*

[@stepstep838]

True

[@ryanfanshaw5171]

Would like the comment but at the time of commenting it's got 420 likes

[@walnut5617]

Nothing makes my blood boil more than “it doesn’t matter who started it”

[@meraybg8371]

That's the dumbest thing It's like Someone attacks me with a knife, I tackle him to the ground so he doesn't kill me and I get arrested

[@happyhour4670]

same

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

I never got into a fight, but it’s annoying when some brat does something stupid and then the whole class, or at least a group of people get punished for it.

[@Inurwalls02]

@@meraybg8371 ikr

[@dogeraid5937]

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 I went through that in grade 8, 3 times. Some of my classmates were extremely noisy. So our adviser forced all of us to raise our hands for a long period of time. There was even a time where most of my classmates were talking while our teacher was discussing. It was pretty loud and extremely disrespectful. And we were supposed to be like a role model in our school lmao. Its like a couple of students who are talented so we have a different class schedule

[@stryker6404]

I had to write a story in 2000 words in grade school, so I created a character with a really bad stutter. I was forced to write it again without the stuttering, the teacher got in trouble for excluding people just because he stutters. Win for me, this was 25ish years ago, but I have rarely felt a win like this again.

[@FamilyHistoriandude]

Those pieces of trash make up the rules as they go along. You don't want a story about a war just say so, don't take points off over it.

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

You found a loophole XD

[@airam1721]

Holy shit that's genius

[@ThePenguinMan]

Oh my god that’s genius, TAKE NOTES PATRICK TAKE NOTES!

[@youngsinatra6741]

300 IQ

[@jacob042]

The scene with the queen has aged even better, the surprise on the teacher's face from a queen who is so unkillable and invincible that she came back to life just to judge him.

[@hieman05]

True🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@TheWolfeyBoi]

yes

[@uCvm2]

2:47

[@noodlejuice7254]

Here is my 200 word carpet essay: Carpet is a soft material that is usually laid on floors to provide a soft surface for the feet, for play, or create a non-slip surface. Carpet is usually known to be in the bedrooms of a house, or in halls. And if your house has two stories, it is rarely on the bottom floor. But it may be used in den areas of the house The idea of carpet was first invented in 1791 when William Sprague started the first woven carpet mill in Philadelphia. Ever since carpet has been included in almost every home, providing comfort and fashion to homes all around the world. Carpet comes in many colors and textures, while most are white or brown, other colors can be green, blue, yellow, etc. And different textures such as fluffy, extra fluffy, hard, scratchy, etc. And some homes use carpet in weird ways. Such as, some homes have carpet in the bathrooms, which can cause mold growth is water sinks into the material. And other homes have nothing but carpet floors. So, in conclusion, carpet can be both good and bad. It comes in many shapes, colors, and forms. So, carpet is special, in its own way.

[@mettapeachhead2076]

A+

[@sev-ofc2]

Goddamn, and I thought I didn't have a life!

[@noodlejuice7254]

Severe Pain, Its summer break, what else am I supposed to do XD

[@liam.w2047]

How long did that take you?

[@noodlejuice7254]

Liam. W, Like 10 minutes

[@slavmonke9069]

Fun fact! Homework was originaly used as punishment for students but then some teachers said "thats nice but what if we did that for no reason?"

[@RiverAldavya]

Yeah. Some guy from Italy I recall. There is a limit to how long a school day is allowed to be. Homework is just taking school home, so the schools are tecnically braking the law.

[@clxwncrxwn]

@@RiverAldavya well you should stay in school your spelling is shit.

[@clxwncrxwn]

There’s nothing fun about that! 😱

[@RiverAldavya]

That is because English is my second language and I am using my phone to write, dipsh*t.

[@clxwncrxwn]

@ForeverIron are we still in school? A B- is still a pass. 😂

[@foofoolame9127]

I don't how to pay bills, but don't worry I know what y=mx+b is.

[@kyletupper1033]

+Jaden Jones Here's a good idea. Ask your parents or guardian. You can't expect everything to be fed to you. Take some initiative.

[@foofoolame9127]

Kyle Tupper I was being sarcastic smartass

[@foofoolame9127]

Kyle Tupper and I should have mentioned I'm only 15

[@kyletupper1033]

Jaden Jones Age doesn't matter. You can still learn for later on. Also, how was I supposed to know you were being sarcastic? That's a really common, although shitty, complaint about school.

[@foofoolame9127]

Kyle Tupper I don't need to learn equations to get far in life. I don't need to know what happened 300 years ago( I guess to stop us from making the same mistakes ) I don't need to know what homeostasis does and what it doesn't, it's a waste of time. You probably don't agree, but I bet you there are a few who agree. And now I think of it o feel like an idiot cause you didn't know I was being sarcastic but now you know.

[@kinetickey]

I feel like another thing that needs to be covered is the absurd amount of homework school gives you in your senior years. I asked a teacher why about the work overload and they said that the work they give you is literally impossible to get it done on a regular schequle, so they throw in homework - which can make sense on some aspects but then they start to throw more and more at you as you get closer towards graduation.

[@CarsIntoCarsFromCars]

I hate it when teachers say that you can't write the essay in one night, but then on a test, they make you write like 3 fucking essays in 2 hours.

[@mickenac6110]

Lol true

[@realIanIANian]

True af I can finish the essays that are for homework in the 20 minutes they give us to start but the ones on the test are fuckin impossible

[@Roblart]

I don't have to do essays at the end of the school year tests. Lol

[@noelic6744]

All my life, I have done my homework only when I'm in school. I never do shit at home.

[@harambe1366]

Imposter

[@Zenii_vt]

I hate it when math teachers get pissed when you don't solve the math problem their way but you still get it right your way of doing the problem.

[@jonathangardyn8769]

+Joshua Seyferth Back in 5th grade, I had a terrible teacher. If you didn't solve the question *her* way, you missed break. When we did ELA, if you missed more than 2 questions, you missed break. If you wanted no homework, you had to pay her $20. (she was fired shortly after when our principle found out)

[@Zenii_vt]

+Jonathan Gardyn dang thats rough

[@orange7153]

+Jonathan Gardyn And if you didn't pay her?

[@jonathangardyn8769]

If you didn't pay her and you forgot your homework, she would have you miss break for a week, or if it was on a Thursday or Friday, the remaining days of the week + next week. She also called your parents, even if it was getting a test signed. Then you were sent down to the Principal's office, who sided with the student rather than the teacher.

[@TheCakenukeism]

+Jonathan Gardyn that's not legal

[@megarollxrgmbroadcasting91]

My had a kid in one of my classes on the FIRST DAY asked to use the bathroom, the teacher said no, so he got up and pissed in the trash can. He is a great American hero

[@ItsObliv]

megarollX Rgm Broadcasting XD

[@danelangnes6983]

Lol!

[@thisisweirderthanyou9855]

He is determined to piss.

[@dyslexicapricot1680]

Omg the teacher deserved that

[@ashishere771]

megarollX Rgm Broadcasting LMAO

[@VodkaTheAntiAlcoholic]

I'm so glad you mentioned particularly the one about how you can't control your urinary system and also how it's basically the urinary equivalent of constipation. These policies have excretory repercussions. Lol. Wonderful rant. Nice work. 👍

[@Martok2309]

Man it pissed me off when teachers said 'you should've gone at break'

[@Tobiasphere]

I see what you did there..."pissed me off"

[@nkirukaj2384]

Like, I didn’t have to use the bathroom then, but I have to use it now wtf??

[@luke5240]

I know like smh I didn’t need to go

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

its not like guys can look down at their cock and tell it to not urinate until after class. Which is prob why most of the teachers who come up with that bullshit r female.

[@guns_francesca3248]

SAME LIKE WHAT IF I DIDN'T NEED IT AT BREAK OR LUNCH HUH?? NOW WHAT U GONNA DO

[@darien8360]

Believe was grade 8, asked my english teacher if I could go to the washroom, she replied with the standard "idk, can you?" So I just replied, "yes I can" and walked out. Pretty satisfying

[@roundbrick4890]

**BIG OOF**

[@0-Stars-MikiTune-]

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty great!

[@djl_cyber_yt]

“ I don’t know can you get a full time job? “

[@cheems2739]

Legend

[@cheese7847]

What a madlad! Lmfao that's great

[@moistavocado2350]

P.E. = Public Embarrassment

[@CodeRedZero]

P.E. : Pointless Exercise

[@Twiggy163]

wasnt for me. I'm in good shape. *lights cigerette* Well at least I was.... Those were the days.

[@divisbleyuity8109]

D.P.A= dumb physical activities

[@bruhhrb7062]

Science Maths History English PE = FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

[@yxkilluaxy]

Yh for people who can't play sports

[@Ie1222_]

In elementary school I got told off by teachers and my parents for weeks because I refused to use the school showers where kids would literally piss on you or mock my body features, but no I guess I was just being stubborn or something.

[@hobojoe4910]

What kind of fucking school did you go to?

[@Certifiedmusicnerd]

​@hobojoe4910 seriously, school showers? Sounds to me like a prison. Not even in high school, either. Elementary

[@Jellybob69]

I didn’t even use the toilets at school, like ever (no idea how I pulled this off in retrospect). Fuuuuuck using the showers.

[@Messup7654]

Good lord what maximum security prison elementary school did you go to where ur using showers😂 what’s next your food is rationed and people are murdered over honeybuns😂😂😂

[@Bangbanggooberblat69]

@@Jellybob69 you probably didn't drink much for your bladder to basically say you need to piss. as for needing to take a shit, hyper unlikely event.

[@twotopsalot]

My school took "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do" to the next level *they removed the school bell*

[@justanidiot3994]

Same LMAO

[@kingnoob5037]

same lol

[@kombatace7971]

Yeah and they replaced it with a teacher yelling "NEXT CLASS" every time.

[@infinite6560]

LMAO

[@prakesh2904]

Same here lol

[@BluebeerryBPS]

"If you're sleeping in class, you may as well stay home." If I could I would.

[@zenna6000]

Same for me My bro be whining about his GCSE test and I go to same school as him Yet my perants can't let me.stay at home because you will get fined for missing 3 days of school A FUCKING FINE EVEN FOR MISSING A SCHOOL CLUB £40 FINE and the lunch is expensive af and the burger is tiny and it's 1.95

[@محمدالحربي-ط9ح4ب]

@@zenna6000 Yes i can relate... im Saudi Arabian but i studied high school in Manchester. 1.85 for a chicken wrap the size of my fucking palm...

[@zenna6000]

@@محمدالحربي-ط9ح4ب same

[@jacobdeguzman9974]

online classes:

[@jamesmangion6587]

Then you bring out the golden card, "If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study." Golden.

[@summerboone7462]

Teacher: the bell does not dismiss you, I do if the bell does not dismiss me, it doesn't decide when I arrive case closed

[@xAaliyahHoltVlogsx]

Nice one!

[@TrueChaoSclx]

I *hated* this. I tended to be in classes with a lot of shitty students that would get the entire class held up, so we'd be late to our next class. And I'd always get in trouble for being late to that class because of some asshats misbehaving and the teacher thinking they're some kind of gatekeeper

[@TheNaClBringer]

+TrueChaoSclx YOU SHALL NOT GET TO CLAAASS

[@slothxing]

+Summer Boone I actually just ran out of class when a teacher said this once. Did not end well

[@lildundermuffin6248]

I will legit say that next time a teacher says that

[@dread_wolf2301]

Another thing about the "you should have gone about break time" (or passing period as my school calls it) is the break is around 5 minutes and a majority of that time is spent getting to class and chances are the teacher isn't gonna excuse your tardy cause you have to go to the bathroom

[@lilielf5652]

School: sleep is important and you need ten hours a night. Also school: makes you wake up SO EARLY and come home SO LATE that it is physically impossible to get more than seven hours of sleep. And that's only if you join no clubs and skip all homework and studying.

[@seraphywang4638]

Lol. So true

[@DarthVader1273]

Anna Elfers I can sympathize. A friend of mine has a kid that was on the football team and did the musical. And get this, this was ALL during a period of standardized tests. He went to school at 5:00 in the morning to lift weights for three hours, then he was in school for seven and a half hours, and he then had to stay for the rehearsal for the musical until 10:00 at night. Then, he had to stay up nearly three more hours studying for his tests. Not exactly his best time that year.

[@seraphywang4638]

@@DarthVader1273 My school of elemnetary had to go to school at 7am. Have a packet of work from each teacher like math, science, social studies, english, etc etc. This happened everyday btw. We were also required to join one club. Each one had a before school started time and after school time. So basically we come home at six or seven. Eat dinner and do the two hour homework. It was completely insane

[@DarthVader1273]

Seraphy Wang Wow. I don’t know how you managed to survive. Are you sure you aren’t Force sensitive?

[@seraphywang4638]

@@DarthVader1273 Whats Force sensitive?

[@moistiness]

How do I pay bills? How do I support my family? My school: *teaches all the genders of a pinecone*

[@louisratatoulielinson]

Ahhaahha fucking stupid pinecones...

[@quantum.codex42]

I learned how to draw a letter H in 3D

[@kiyoshi5430]

Lel I don't know how to pay bills nor support my family.. How the hell do I go job hunting and how do I look for a job anyway I don't even know the requirements for a job like wth man

[@joshuadingre4939]

Init school is a dumbshit place sometimes when in my life will I need to know about V-shaped valleys(geography) it's all unnecessary bullshit

[@boyacka1260]

Can’t like it’s at 420

[@jeffsteve2832]

Schools: At least you can use the pot you made in art class to collect money on the side of the street :3

[@yharnamenjoyer7648]

Oof

[@fkinfields]

Would be iconic if ur name was Jeff Bezos

[@genericperson5746]

I gave you 69 like be thankful

[@jeffsteve2832]

@@genericperson5746 wow nice thanks

[@Natasha-c1j]

😭😭

[@kmoney2800]

I like the guest in the classroom part cause that is so true. The teacher all of a sudden changes their attitude/personality. They are all smiling and being happy with their work, engaging and interacting with the students. If I was the guest, I would have wrote down, "Nice try, but you aint foolin' nobody pal!" I think the dumbest thing I found about school was the tornado drill. First the hall, it could turn into a wind tunnel. Second, the roof could collapse ontop of you. And third, those cinder blocks are heavy as bleep. Who would want that falling on their backs? Ouch! Well, hope it's quick and painless if a tornado does come through.

[@carriemcgregor4287]

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Me: if school isn't a place to sleep, home isn't a place to work

[@4444here]

Smart

[@alfr3do348]

FACTS!

[@melons8418]

so true

[@Rosales3269]

Why did I start laughing at this comment? LOL 😂

[@carriemcgregor4287]

@@Rosales3269 😂😂

[@ryandavison7182]

"the bell does not dismiss you, I do." *"bitch what the fuck is the bell for then?"*

[@carcrazeyt5778]

SHEPHERD OF FIRE Lol

[@buttocksboy]

at our school, it was "the bell is a message for me not you!"

[@georgemartin813]

SHEPHERD OF FIRE I know right it does not make any sense

[@tomaselfakih400]

birthdaybadboy same here!

[@Tonvy_]

Exactly I hate that shit

[@dianamartinez270]

Things I hate about school 1.Homework 2.teachers 3.exams 4.essays 5.peers 6.going to sleep early 7.waking up early

[@lamijamehic1368]

Diana Martínez So basicaly everything? 😂😂

[@espurrmeowstic]

Diana Martínez ugh imagine having to wake up at around 5-6 am just to take a hour long ride on a bus to get to school at 8.... that's what I have to live with (and I also sleep at around 12 because of having to do a crap ton of homework)

[@naziamaha544]

I basically hate going to school

[@mas532]

So basically everything but lunch?

[@panda3166]

Diana Martínez my least favorite thing about school is going there it’s practically a prison they lock u in u can escape if u want to the classes are like cells then they let u go at somepoint

[@BarnabyJones07]

My third grade teacher had a policy of "if you're not dead or bleeding you can't leave the classroom" yeah well that line of logic lead to me pissing my pants in her class

[@AndreiAndreevOSC]

How is dying in the same category as bleeding (My 3rd grade teacher was also a prick and my 4th grade teacher had that exact same policy)

[@thewalkingbread706]

Scientists: kids and teens need 8 hours of sleep Schools: press X to doubt

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

School:3 take it or leave it

[@kizzanimations3024]

Serkan Çeltik even worst for me I normally go to sleep around 1:00 AM cuz of homework ._.

[@ashley-182]

Schools: Oh you’re serious? *Let me laugh even harder*

[@mexicanburrito11]

I have to wake up at 8:00 PM for school and I need like idk 7 hours of sleep and at night I do homework that's 5 minutes long taking away 5 minutes of sleep from seven minutes of sleep ( idk if this is true btw ) so I'm left with 2 Hours of sleep.

[@804_grandstaff]

My nigga I think it’s 11 hours

[@technoultimategaming2999]

Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you. I do The next Teacher: Why were you late to class?

[@carsoncottrell4435]

Kid: They kept us late other teacher: unexused absence tardy bastard

[@technoultimategaming2999]

@@carsoncottrell4435 The worst part would be if your classmates attended another class than you. Then it would seem as if only you were late for the next class instead of the whole class

[@carsoncottrell4435]

@@technoultimategaming2999 fr

[@RaraZeCat]

@@technoultimategaming2999 my highschool had groups that were fixed, so if the teacher held the class later everyone would be late, so the story can be backed up.

[@luke4537]

Responce to the first teacher: "Then the bell dosen't make me come in either"

[@aggohyf]

The dumbest thing about school is that no matter how good a teacher is a 15 minute KZbin video can teach you way more than an entire bloody semester of class. Therefore school is completely useless nowadays.

[@theunknownonetuo2033]

Relatableee

[@NathanHiggers69]

but i had a teacher who would just play fucking youtube videos becuase "there was so much content" but no one ever fucking learnt any of it because he was just dumping videos on us every lesson

[@thegoat2990]

I also don't understand how music class helps you in your future

[@aggohyf]

Daksha Films I don't understand how anything mandatory passed grade 6 helps you in you're future.

[@cake6363]

that’s retarded, just because the information is out there doesn’t mean your gonna use it there’s millions of websites about math, science, and history but you don’t go on those everyday

[@Chevsilverado]

I like word guidelines because it gives you a realistic expectation of how much detail to put into a paper, but if you’re really good at writing concisely you don’t necessarily have to worry about making the word count exactly, or if you do a bit of extra research you can go a bit over. Taking marks off for not hitting the word limit in a highschool English class is dumb as long as the paper is good, in university you’re expected to be concise anyway so I guess you kinda have to hit the limit if you do enough research.

[@wattu-her]

Kid: *hears bell ring* Teacher; *WhO sAiD i ReLeAsEd YoU yEt?*

[@coffe7190]

Lmao, I live in Brazil and is the same hahahah

[@alexdelgadiyo2549]

Ñ

[@ProfessionalGoober]

The law

[@maksimusblack]

Muaj Her in Ukraine they say that the bell is ringing for the teacher :D

[@nataliehernandez9691]

tHe bEll d0sEn’t rElEasE y0u, i d0.

[@fduranthesee]

Teacher: "do this!" Student: *does it* Teacher: *fails them for not doing it 'the right way' without even explaining to them anything*

[@WaterFlamingo]

Agreed! It’s so stupid how teachers do that.

[@lightscameras4166]

Too relatable

[@Hunter-lj4mg]

@Dahlen Olson the reason school exists is to teach

[@PB-N-Jenny]

@Dahlen Olson ah yes because it's not like we can't teach ourselves at home. If we were supposed to teach ourselves and were all self taught why do we have school in the first place?

[@Monscuro]

Underkucked Because school teaches you how to be an employee, but some people would rather not do that. Another thing is to just pass so your parents won’t be angry at you, abandon you, or get kicked out because of school. All of this is to go to college and get a job. It’s all about playing safe.

[@Unknown-hm7qx]

I was yelled at by a teacher on the beach during summer break because I was playing rough with my brothers. It was summer break, schools fucking over and she's screaming her fat head off about ho unrulely I am. When school started again she proceeded to hold an immense grudge on me because I didn't listen to her out of school. Its hilarious, they think they hold the power to change the universe because they scream at kids most of the year.

[@sethreed3629]

Carpet is hair for your floor.

[@cgibson1141]

Teacher (me): *YOU DID 6 WORDS I SAID 20 WORDS AAAAAAAAH* Edit: Also teacher (me):you are expelled

[@idkhowtochangemyprofilepic8466]

U mm its a wig 😐😂

[@chaoscreeture]

If thats the case, then are they bald when u remove the carpet?

[@outspek]

I have a wooden floor so that means I have a bald floor?

[@fredwood6107]

*floor wig*

[@amelia1004]

Carpet is a soft fabric that can be applied to floors and can be coloured to your own unique choice

[@professorphoenixia1245]

Woah. I wouldn't have the patience to do that.

[@benr5716]

Well done. You have permission to go buy yourself a cookie.

[@poliowuv]

Nyanpugs 78 I

[@aubade_1]

Fuckin brilliant

[@shpageltheduck6098]

Nyanpugs 78 cool

[@sugarkitty2008]

On my last college course, they set a min and max word limit. There was only a minimum at the start of the course, but the majority of us in the class kept going way over it for the distinction grade. Teachers couldn't take having to read through so much text. One student wrote 12k words when the minimum was 2k, for example.

[@electrorage4158]

wow, your class went a little bit overboard

[@CazzyVR]

@@electrorage4158 I bet the 12k Kid fluffed the living shit out of that paper

[@IGamingStation]

@@CazzyVR he probably did it to troll his teacher lmao.

[@jn.r]

@@IGamingStation defo something I would do

[@dr.vanilla9017]

I could barely reach 1,000; 12k would be toture.

[@hashdankhog8578]

whenever my teachers knew they had a person coming to review them, they would just straight up tell the class to act nice today, they didnt implement any lesson changes or they didn't change their teaching style, they just needed to have the kids not act horrible. They were all incredible teachers and I feel lucky to have them but I feel bad for them for having to deal with the kids at the school I went to.

[@KingBongHogger]

My mom got expelled for pissing on a teacher's desk in highschool. The teacher wouldn't let anyone leave the classroom for any reason. One girl had a bladder control problem which led to a lot of accidents in that class. The teacher even punished the girl for peeing in class with detentions. The last day of sophmore year my mom legit just squatted on her desk and pissed on it.

[@jeffmousebeans5055]

Oof

[@splassh5693]

Tell your mom she is a legend

[@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601]

i love your mom

[@skep9269]

idc

[@spacecakery]

Skep ok fake skeppy

[@FBG_SOLDIER]

Teacher: “If Jonny jumped off a bridge would you do it too?” Me: “I would jump first.”

[@maggiehoffman6694]

I would say it was the teachers fault *because*, SCHOOL is the reason people get depression

[@wya.manuel429]

depression 100

[@maggiehoffman6694]

@@wya.manuel429 same

[@MegoriMomori]

Now THATS a *MOOD*

[@doctorg0996]

Wish me luck, cuz I’m saying it next time the teachers say that.

[@no-pf7hz]

I love how he just shouts and insults his teachers

[@zockingtroller7788]

He's doing what he learned in school Nothing that actually matters

[@dainisdanilevics6163]

@@zockingtroller7788 Idk if it is real...but in MY school,my teachers...INSULT themselfs...

[@khaos1145]

Who doesn t

[@jayrocks1203]

Carpet is a textile floor covering typically consisting of an upper layer of pile attached to a backing. Pile can be made from various materials, such as wool, nylon, polyester, or polypropylene. It's often constructed by weaving, tufting, or knitting fibers together to create a dense surface. Carpet serves both functional and aesthetic purposes. Functionally, it provides insulation, sound absorption, and cushioning against impacts. It also helps to retain warmth in colder climates and can contribute to energy conservation. Aesthetically, carpeting enhances the visual appeal of a room, offering a wide range of colors, patterns, and textures to suit various decor styles and preferences. The installation process typically involves stretching the carpet over a pad and securing it to the floor with adhesive or tack strips. Maintenance includes regular vacuuming to remove dirt and debris, as well as occasional deep cleaning to refresh the appearance and extend the lifespan of the carpet. Carpeting is commonly found in residential and commercial settings, including homes, offices, hotels, and retail spaces. Its popularity stems from its versatility, comfort underfoot, and ability to transform the look and feel of a space. However, considerations such as durability, stain resistance, and environmental impact should also be weighed when selecting carpet for a particular application.

[@widowswine7994]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@captaintekton4517]

"go during break time!" Bathroom during break time: ʂ̆äc̥ʁɪ̈ʄʝcʼɛ

[@benjisimooroo3080]

Simon Wilson-Brown “sacrifice”

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

Yes

[@ap11o10]

@@Slippery68 STUpId

[@allftw2677]

@@Slippery68 nah it was the same for me

[@phatcarno8332]

@@Slippery68 B̷̧͕͔͈̖̟̱̰̲̫͙̱͑̊̀͌̈́̌̑̊̇ͅö̴̡̢̖̗͙̟͉̫̯̗̟̺̝̝̰́͑̀̐͑͗̂̚ǔ̶̡̧̮̹̎͆̒͒̏͒̌̄͘ͅt̸̨̡̢̬̱̣͔̳̪̪̲͍̂̊̓͗̇̿͘͜ţ̶̛̛͇̫̞̦͓̿̄̍͐̎̍̕͠ͅá̴̗̺͈̭͇̻͎̳̞̞͆͆̎̂͐͌͐͘̕͠ ̵̧̱̲͎̭͖̫̙͂̏̾̎̾̒̉̊̃́̽̏̅͘s̵̟̉̔̄̈̽̃͐͛̋̂̕ą̷̩̳̳̦͈̙͖̀͜c̵̡̞̼̤͊̂̆̉̔̀̊̓͝͠r̷̡̉̀͐̈́͑̀͌̂̎̇̅̚͝i̷̺̥̺̹̣͕͑̿̔̀̎̓̽̇́͊̏̂́̄̚f̸̲͙̬̦̭̫̃̆̀͛̋͂͋́̀͛̎į̷͇͓͉̦͔̫̥̖̝̺͚̫̣͂́̽̓̇̑̋̆̈́̚̕c̵̛̹̗̰̝͙̳͔̺̗̫̺̪̏͛̐̂̐͑͌̃̈͛̾̕͝͝ȩ̸̨͙̮̗̭̜̱̗͇̟͉̿͜ ̷̧̰̤̱̠̮̠̥͈̜͕̥͉͓̟̏͌̌̍̍͌̅̃̇̐͑͝y̵̖̐̈͗̈́̒̓̀͋̕ở̴̘̭̐̎͐͌u̵͓̍̾̽̀̃͋ř̵̝̫̘̙̗͊̀̎̊̀ͅ ̴̡̨̡̜̤͙̣͓̗͎̎̾̋͌͂͑̌̿̅̒͘͘a̸̡͚͊s̴̢̢̢̜̘͇̱̳̮̤̩̺̖̒͌̏̌̄͛̾͊͒̔̕͝s̵̭͚̒̍̇͗̋̈͊͠͠ ̴̨͙̻̊͂̋̂͛͌̿̀͌͒̎͐ǹ̵͚͖̭̺͔̫́͆̋̀́͐̑̄͆̏̋͋͝e̶͙̳̲̦̎̅̿̀̔͌͘x̵̩̠͚̓̎͆̇̋̈́͒̑̒̒͘̕͝ṫ̵̢͍̲͖̍.̷͎̫͎̜̯̼͖̰͓̩̽̅̇́͒̑̚͜ ̶̞̖͕̰̗̖͇̼̦͙̹͛̅̿̊ͅC̴̳̠̣͚͛̑̓̿̋̓̈́͆̆͝õ̵̡̫̘͉̜̙̱̰̻̠̺̮͜m̵͙̭̱̲̝̼̗͉̜͔͔͔̖̪͓̄̎̂̎̅͋̊̊͘̕ȇ̸͈̣̲̱̩̥͕̭̠̗̖̂͗̃̌̅͛̓̉̈̕̚͜͝ ̴̹̜̦̝͍͔͉̗̘̜̬̊̽̇̄̉̒̒̊̾̍̾͘͘͝͠ò̴̢̠̘͖͎̮͕́͊̂̐̈̀͑̅̑̑̚ͅn̵̘̥͔͖̉̔́̂̔̓̚ ̴̢̛̖̩̮̫̪̜̻̲̻͂̃͘b̵͍̈͗̈ǫ̶̭̼̉̌͜͜y̸͚͙̫͈̆͌̂͑͊͌̚͝s̷̢͍͈̮̠̹̮̙̝̆͒̏͐̈̆͑̔̑͝,̵̭̞͎͊͐̒̏́̚͝ ̷̺͕̠̯͈̤̙̝͔͚͕̓̌́̑̾̈́̒̾Ģ̵̫̪̮͕̲̦̝̙̱͕̔͌͐̾͗̎̎͊͗͒͂̕͝e̴̢͔͕̻͇̪̱̳̲̎̂̈́̉̈́͗̂͂̈́͒̈́́̈́̓̋͜t̸͚̞̓̔͐̒̂͐͋̕͘͝͝ ̶͙̫̔͗͝e̸͍̖̩̺̤̗̍͗̈́̆͛̔̚͠m̴̡̢̞̖̰̻̩̞͙͇̰̟̗̑̈́͌̓͗̃͒̇̍̏̎̚̕.̷̡̹͉̩͔̩̼̱́́̅͐̏͜͝

[@Mugen_YG]

The best part is Grade can attest to the fact that alot of aspects about school is BS while being a teacher himself

[@agenti4734]

He's like my Geography Teacher who said that the last thing he wanted to be was a teacher.

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND HATE ON MY VIDEOS

[@drive9395]

@@idkanameforthis no

[@memeulousstudios]

m.kzbin.info/door/5OioPTHITKz4BP_d-IYCLQ

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

@@agenti4734 man he's so unlucky

[@worldwidewrestling2639]

Kid: Gets bullied Teacher: Kid: Wears hood in class Teacher: This is an Avengers level threat

[@deliriousconflict]

LOL

[@arig6050]

Story time My friend and I were both wearing two hoodies so we flipped the second one so we had a hood for the back and a hood fir the front of our heads and we were wearing one of them but we dropped the lunch and the dean called us we thought it was the food but it was *the hoods*

[@FloodlightGamingReal]

In my school, there is a kid who INTENTIONALLY DISRUPTS CLASS AND DOODLES OVER OTHER PEOPLES WORK and he gets ZIP. and yet, the same teacher goes batshit if you put a paper on your head. paper. FREAKING PAPER!

[@polllabaro3791]

Lol

[@helpme9745]

@@FloodlightGamingReal lmao

[@g3nxcide_]

My school got awarded for “the safeties school” in my country. While maybe a few years back a kid got their arm ripped of.

[@HandIeDeezNuts]

bloody hell, surprised they didn't get sued into bankruptcy

[@goofy_man_productions4552]

Did their arm get caught on an elevator door or something? My god…

[@Paleolithic_footage]

​@@goofy_man_productions4552what schools have lifts in them? Kids these days are living in luxury, jeez.

[@thenoritelonoso3022]

Things I hate about schools: 1. School

[@Dhwdiwhc]

2. The amount of sleep!

[@krewfamforlifeman2097]

3. it doesn't teach us anything

[@mechanicpluto2430]

4. No regard for bullying, until the victim stands up for themselves.

[@katieeeelewis5989]

6. The useless classes

[@Null12123]

7. Fucking math

[@fridaykittens2287]

Student: how do I pay ta- Teacher: *IF JHONNY HAS 362662 GRAPES AND THE TRAIN IS GOING AT 1mph WHAT IS THE FORCE OF GRAVITY IN THE BUS?*

[@c_wooo1boxingandbjj653]

BlingPop NO that comment made me do the link

[@millayliharsila1609]

Johnny has five grapes and mike 2 apples calculate the gravity of the sun

[@fridaykittens2287]

LemonsHD He panic bought them

[@snoopycat5828]

😂😂I love this it's so true

[@vincentgalloway2006]

@@blingpopno1329??

[@gravelhands2968]

Imagining GradeA working in a school is one of the last jobs I would have expected

[@info-chan2049]

This channel is so much better than you'd think. I mean... Strange animation? Check. Bad language? Check. Amusing voice? Check. Offending humor? Check.

[@windows7254]

giggling.trumpet.official sad that he doesn't upload anymore

[@papyrusthecatmeow669]

Aww😞

[@aspoonage2118]

Uploading Good content? Nah.

[@mralt5419]

He sounds like a mad irish-brit

[@ashutoshgoit9540]

@@aspoonage2118 he is actually better than every Modern day KZbinr, lol.

[@ATmatter]

You're hilarious man, keep it up

[@putsomerespeckonmaname540]

+ATmatter why is he not the most famous channel on youtube LOLLLLLL X"D

[@ATmatter]

Kylea Lovers I have no idea, I wish he was. Give it time, he will soon take over. All hail lelou- i mean, GradeAUnderA

[@davidbowie-sama-senpai-sen6748]

+Kylea Lovers cuz he started like 2 years ago. most very popular tubers started when youtube did

[@davidbowie-sama-senpai-sen6748]

+Delvigne CS:GO Yeah.. all kids are interested in are games...

[@dr.reptilian7147]

+David Bowie-Sama-Senpai-Sensei-San-Sama...-kun Wow. Prejudice much. I'm 16 and I ain't interested in games. Not much. Sometimes.

[@ninaa4192]

Job Interviewer: So what sort of knowledge do you have about the job? Me: *ThE MiToChOnDrIa iS tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL*

[@c9k984]

Are the powerhouses*

[@tbblobnoerna3500]

maze bean

[@alanfoster7940]

You’re hired!

[@Dygit]

c9k mitochondria is the singular and plural form. Both work

[@c9k984]

@@Dygit Fair enough

[@sweeteyes7]

6:46 Funny story, I go to a private school in Kansas and one of the teachers we had (he left a year ago) was named Mr. Randall. He wasn't our geography teacher though, he was one of the science teachers

[@AB-sz7mr]

Teacher: ‘There is no stupid question’ Me: *asks question* Teacher: *YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING!*

[@Akumo69]

Heh heh... 69th like

[@breezyg7652]

Heh heh 75 likes my favorite number

[@zinc_ave]

but what was the question ?

[@clonepilotoddball4183]

officer Bush a265616-254517461x2646164991948b

[@Insp3kta_D3ckk]

So tru

[@peanutchu]

I like apples.❌ I really like the delicious fruit known as apples. ✅

[@mincelamon1680]

The school's sure hate George orwell's 6 rules of writing

[@ODKBE]

I quite enjoy the sweet taste of the deep crimson edible known as an "apple", of which its delectable flavor is a result of glucose build-up in a successful attempt to lure animals of all sorts to consume the delicious fruit and distribute its precious seeds throughout the environment to insure the growth of new trees, of which new apples shall be grown.

[@siregg8528]

I myself happen to enjoy a gastronomical ruby Red nutritious snack that goes by the term "Malus domestica" (or apple). I often enjoy the particularly crunchy exterior and the sweet inner vitamin-rich core that often brings thou a sense of joy

[@woahablankman570]

I must inquire that in my honest opinion, I prefer the crimson red, scarlet shades fruitation of forests that are well know for being a strongly a tang-sweet flavor that allow most people to enjoy as well, as such as slices and is a basic fruit you may know, such a fruit does beg why it exists, but this isn't fucking English class. This absolute fruit I may discuss is the applitious wordicus. As once fucking English class said, to apple, or not to apple, that is thy question I must inquire. But in overall sense, such a nice partly cyanide seeded of a tree lifeform to help digestion and extended apple tree family and enjoyment of taste. I must inquire that this glucose snack is the flowered filling of said tree of Walliom Shookspare's Apple seed, he tasted that apples are incredible in the strength and the test department of how it preforms along as a wildlife snack.

[@siregg8528]

@@woahablankman570 Ok you win

[@Orangecreem]

Its frustrating when people come to examine the teachers, because it shows they do know how to be a good teacher, they choose not to

[@0-Stars-MikiTune-]

Exactly. Like Grade said, they should just do a surprise inspection!

[@omori3703]

One time we had the absolute worst teacher (he screamed at someone for not underlining their date on the first day of class, forced us to wait outside while he ate his porridge for a quarter of an hour etc) and we had to actually tell the people watching him how bad he was I think he got fired during lockdown

[@omori3703]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ same, he was an awful teacher as well

[@y_jjun]

@@0-Stars-MikiTune- once there was a surprise inspection in my class and the teacher was scolding a kid for having a pop tart at snack time, but as soon as the principal walked in, she switched up real quick. But when the principal asked what we were doing, one kid shouted, "**Kids name I don't remember** was getting in trouble for having a pop tart because the teacher doesn't let us have sweet snacks" and the teacher looked so annoyed, but she went on with the lesson and tried to seem all sweet. It was hilarious and annoying at the same time

[@temirab.5891]

@@omori3703 fun story. A teacher at my college (haven’t had him) got a bunch of press for yelling and patronizing a hard of hearing student for asking a question and after the translator said she’s hard of hearing he just said she wasn’t paying attention. And somehow he teaches anatomy and doesn’t know that ears don’t always function properly. Dick head.

[@Limabeans-hk1on]

In my school if too many people were in the washroom during break they would kick them all out and would give the same"use the washroom at break" excuse like come on

[@SkjellyTheBlackCircle]

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Yes. Me: wait what?!

[@aydin2353]

matskj30 I’m a good kid so they just let me go

[@juniorzmen748]

@@aydin2353 same lmao End me already

[@poooverzocker4991]

I didnt know it get this far

[@xdJordxn]

⚫️

[@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132]

.

[@sbbentler4803]

Computer: *has 67 viruses, is shutting down and is blowing out smoke* Teacher: “yeah I think restarting the computer should fix it.”

[@sbbentler4803]

Simon Wilson-Brown Haha yea

[@itzpoizonn1177]

add 2 viruses

[@ashanashanashanashana]

@@itzpoizonn1177 nice

[@TheHispanicUsername]

and h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡E̸̖̪̱͚ͨ̀͜ s̩͙͖̋͛͟j̧͉̺̤̎ͯf̷̵̫̞̉͢j̧͉̺̤̎ͯf̷̵̫̞̉͢j̧͉̺̤̎ͯs̩͙͖̋͛͟j̧͉̺̤̎ͯj̧͉̺̤̎ͯd̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜j̧͉̺̤̎ͯd̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜û̶͙̽̿͆̈d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟b̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊û̶͙̽̿͆̈f̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢f̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤf̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟c̷̹͖͋́̃t̴͕͖͓̀c̷̹͖͋́̃û̶͙̽̿͆̈ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒b̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅb̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅt̴͕͖͓̀g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊

[@ziyadelbouhali6156]

True mate

[@issp9733]

If the bell doesn’t dismiss me then it doesn’t determine when I arrive

[@lexiplays6706]

*gasppppp* you have solved all my life problems thank you 🙏.

[@talalfamilyamerica6009]

Oooooooohhhh that’s a good one!

[@breadhamcheese]

Good!

[@lilblackboi1291]

iss p folkin smart

[@hristohristov4002]

TRUE MAN

[@techzoot7748]

I was like in 4th grade once and me and my tablemates decided to dab together. I was the last one to dab, and apparently the teacher assistant saw me and deemed it as "distracting". I ended up getting sent to the time-out chair, while my tablemates just sat there with confusion.

[@EndrCat]

One time my PE teacher forced me to take off my jacket because it was red (We can't wear red because one of the most rival schools have red as their school color). Ok, but guess what? SHE WAS WEARING A SAN FRANCISCO 49RS SHIRT AND IT WAS FREAKING RED!!

[@meaninglesscommenter8457]

XD

[@virdiasmith5527]

+EnderCat Its School man, the majority of kids / staff there are jocks.

[@EndrCat]

Craig Smith And remember, this is high school that I am talking about!

[@aerynboyer]

+EnderCat *Facepalm* People are DUMB. Especially nowadays.

[@EndrCat]

Aeryn Boyer yep!

[@zurp6494]

When you go to the nurse and you broke your leg and the nurse says "Here's an ice pack"

[@noma_9224]

ryryko10 and it's not even cold

[@underscorekay]

I hit my head on the bar of the swing somehow, and all I got was an icepack. Like seriously? If it was any worse, I could of cracked my skull!

[@imcheatingthesystem1363]

ryryko10 OMG I BROKE MY ARM AND THAT LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME THEN I TRIED TO PULL OUT MY CHAIR AND FELL ON THE FLOOR CRYING

[@imaweeaboo8092]

ryryko10 had a bad stomach ache once and all she did was give me was nothing...

[@pmc614]

ryryko10 *has bullet in scrotum. parasitic infestation in digestive system. peeing blood. has knife in eye. alien embryo in lungs.* Nurse: heres a cough drop sweaty.

[@abdirahmanahmed202]

School: A child needs 10 hours of sleep. Also school: Well yes, but no.

[@HKoopman]

We ride at dawn

[@souvlaki._]

Haha my school starts at 9:10 but we get like 3 hours of sleep anyway because of all the homework

[@potatoesareneat746]

Same we also start at 9:00 but they also have study hall during the day so we get most or sometimes all of it.

[@wozeeee]

My school starts at 8:10

[@keilahdelilah8738]

My school starts at 8:00

[@_ninjr_]

I and my class went through more ridiculous situations similar to these such as during PE we would go outside in either the pouring rain or ice solid snow, we would tell the teacher if we could either go inside or wear our coats then the teacher proceeds to say it’s not cold meanwhile they’re wearing about 7 pairs of tracksuit bottoms and 3 puffer jackets

[@RagingGoldenEagle]

Oooo, on the topic of PE, nothing beats having your class's mile run scheduled right after lunch on an 85 degree day!

[@MrOplef]

I took marching band in high school to avoid this

[@savagegaming9743]

Come to AZ when its summer and try to run laps. You'll be crispy like bacon

[@youtubeaccount9636]

You're right, you should just ask the teacher to hold your purse and heels and go back inside so you don't get your dress dirty, princess

[@RagingGoldenEagle]

A very long username that covers 85% of the screen I don't wanna hear that from a whiny beta that can't feel like a "real man" unless he's putting down everyone around him.

[@youtubeaccount9636]

Raging Golden Eagle Then stop bitching about having to do a little running when it's a little hot outside

[@mindlesscargo]

*Teacher give you 30 pages of work* Kid: what if we don't finish Teacher: well you should finish. It's not like I'm overloading you with work. Kid: yeah but we have 30 minutes Teacher: shut up jimmy, I could do it in 10. *Teacher sits down and plays solitaire on her phone*

[@j0k3rofhearts65]

LMAO

[@TheVisualParrot]

soo true

[@bosnian5385]

bro that acually happend to me

[@itzzsliver6520]

Bro The Put a Comment That Is So Long XD NAH JKJKJK Do Whatever U Want And Sometimes That is Ture

[@rhyshj5456]

A teacher said a similar thing to me and I said go on then do it and they finished 10 mins after everyone else

[@onegirlintheuniverse1721]

“The amount of times I forged my dads signature I became better at it then my dad” That’s a mood

[@Reformed_Borzoi]

D I read your bio It made me smile uwu.

[@jackskellington8720]

Me @ my great grandma

[@onegirlintheuniverse1721]

@@Reformed_Borzoi me? thank u owo

[@Aerialyn]

0:24 hidden message at the top "I got fired from my job as a teacher. Ain't that some s***? Anyways next video will be about being a teacher"

[@Mr.WestcottX]

Should be. By grade A

[@fordrollhaus9086]

I think the worst is: “Can I go to the bathroom?” “You mean MAY I go to the bathroom?”

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

Thankfully, I *always* say "May".

[@7drag0n]

or "I dont know, *_CAN_* you?" I would just say "Yes." and leave wtf why does this shit response have 76 likes

[@unistep1101]

We always say, Cikgu nak gi tandas Which means Teacher i want to go to the toilet

[@hikari27506]

Nah my English teacher says they're the same thing

[@fordrollhaus9086]

MoonDustShine yeah that happens here in the USA, although they still let you go if it’s an “emergency,” which everyone acts like it is.

[@Hunter36649]

"How do I pay taxes?, How do I get a house?" School: if John had 5 apples

[@Void_Wars]

Nobody tell this kid how taxes are done…

[@civilizedhuman7875]

If bob the thief stole John”s apples , how many apples does John have ??? Sentence of 50 words (Insert)

[@Hunter36649]

@@civilizedhuman7875 lol

[@TakerKaneanite619]

I mean, it's really important to know that John had 5 Apples at one point. Good for him.

[@garfeldi7860]

If John Had 5 Apples,And An Owl Flew At 2.3 Miles Per Hour,Calculate The Mass Of The Sun

[@nayas6019]

One thing I find stupid about school is fire drills. Teacher- Stand up quietly, push in your chair, and line up. (Class lines up) Teacher- walk down the hall in a straight line or i'll write you up If there is a fire and we could possibly burn to death you expect everybody to walk in a straight line. No. It's gonna be chaos. Kids running,screaming, pushing, tripping people.I don't know about other schools, but this is how mine does it.

[@jillianu6463]

The best part of my school is its chaos anyway because the teachers themselves realize this so we all just kinda chat and use it as break time(which some of use never get anyway since we have an advanced class instead of lunch).

[@genellycornelio5796]

Omfg I hate it when they do this shit

[@Soggytent]

They say it's for if someone is trapped and they can't hear them, but it's completely bullshit because if you can get in a room how can you not then get back out of it?!

[@bolt4685]

My school gets everyone to line up and walk in a straight line back through the school to the courtyard and line up to be counted. Like if there really was a fire why are you sending us back into the potentially burning down school to a courtyard surrounded by grass?

[@mikkit876]

***** ummm, because my school told my sister "what were you wearing" when she told the school that one of her peers tried to sexual abuse her. We are totes privileged

[@menosproblemos6993]

I came five minutes late. Teacher talked for EIGHT minutes about how I was interrupting class by coming late. Just go on with the lesson, mate! I think I'll catch up on the rules of hand ball as we go. Students are just giving me quick glances. YOU'RE the main attraction trying to intimidate a confused child.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

I got a detention for being 5 minutes late. Thankfully I paid 10 dollars and didn’t have to go.

[@tvremote9394]

when ur maths teacher given you less marks even after u got the correct answer but you didn't follow the method they taught...

[@finn3224]

Jerrin Thomas I got a correct answer on an assessment, I got the right answer, but I skipped a bit of the work because I did it in my head, didn't get the mark. thank fuck he was only a temp

[@Gameactive]

Was that pun intentional? Regardless, showing every step of my work is something that’s always annoyed me because I felt it was a waste of time. It doesn’t matter if I go back to fix the mistake, I already got the question wrong.

[@MrVincentv88]

Gameactive they say you have to so they know you didn't use a calculator but that's for homework SCHOOLWORK WHY

[@killingspeerx]

pfff wait until you get to collage to appreciate that "less mark", I mean some of them look at the final answer and gives you zero out of 25 for the question without even looking at your solving method or even give you a zero if you didn't use there method.

[@coolname8511]

Jerrin Thomas or when you don't get the mark for not puting the unit of measure like cm or kg in fact last year some could've gotten a full mark but they didn't because they didn't put the unit of measure even though he/she (can't remember) got the right answer

[@ashii_ii]

Student: *is getting bullied* Teacher: eh, they're fine. Student: *uses phone in class* Teacher: DID I SAY YOU CAN USE THAT?!

[@user-gl2hb6ys9y]

You didnt say i couldnt

[@eric_t123]

Dont get me wrong. I think teachers and schools are stupid, but phones are actually a huge distraction

[@charlenehaggard2480]

Did you say I can't?

[@crxmbl236]

Teacher sees kid being bullied: Teacher sees kid with a hood up: *TO THE SHADOW REALM*

[@nikku3184]

600th like

[@TheSchizoTrollinator]

“If school is not a place for sleeping then home is not a place for work.” ---Some guy I saw in the comment section

[@imaretardbut2965]

Carrie McGregor?

[@autrimps]

We can sleep in Long Breaks and when some lesson doesn’t happen so there is just so much free time.Just chill in some comfy sofas

[@YJ-7]

@@autrimps ur lucky

[@tanishqvashistha935]

Yeah read it before

[@XeonGame]

oh ok so you’re gonna quote a comment that somebody made, not give proper credit, and run away with some easy internet points

[@bluecyclone3500]

Carpets add warmth, texture, and color to a room, while also reducing noise and providing comfort underfoot. They come in a wide variety of designs, materials and sizes.

[@proudguardofwhiterun5770]

We had this one history teacher who would swear all the time. He had a hearing issues due to an accident. My principle would do the teacher assessments without telling them, so she would usually quietly enter the class and go to the back of the room. During this assessment, someone raised their hand and asked "Can I ask Mrs. Miller (principle) a question?" He turned to the student and said "What do you need with that bitch?" He wasn't fired. But he gave a lesson the next day on why we shouldn't swear.

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

+Arrow -Think Critical If I was gonna be a teacher I'd probably be an English teacher....covered in metal tattoos and swearing all the time.

[@aregnav]

Haha nice!

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

+Steven I got bullied lot when I was in school if I saw that I will kick you in the shins...did I mention I only wear steel toed boots? :3

[@aregnav]

Are you mad? Lol

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Steven I'm schizophrenic and don't take my meds half the time so yes :P

[@DarthJoJoSage47]

This is literally the most relatable person ever and im not even from Britain.

[@mrred4978]

Same

[@Cairotineo]

He's indian

[@Malik-td2ft]

@@Cairotineo more of a hybrid mate, british-indian

[@rileycumberbirch102]

I am from Britain and it is even more relatable

[@samuraikirky3829]

@@rileycumberbirch102 that's facts

[@cosmixstar]

"Alright class we're going to do laps" "But teacher i have a broken ankle." "Do you have a slip for that?"

[@kizzanimations3024]

Starry god my teachers do this so much... and we still need our kit even tho we’re doing NOTHING AND if we don’t have a slip we get a de-merit or we get what others might call house points you lose one of those it’s like what the actual hell school and P.E class...I hate school so much

[@tobeyorconsequences9544]

@@kizzanimations3024 our school requires a docter's note to have a water bottle.

[@kizzanimations3024]

Drama Emily damm...my school might slowly become like that cuz over the years it gets more sh*t my sister who went there agrees cuz when ever I tell her a new rule made she says something around those lines the most recent rule was if you miss behave in the lunch hall then you won’t be able to buy food from there so long story shot starvation if you don’t behave

[@jasonjuneau]

I graduated high school 13 years ago, but sadly yes in P.E someone broke their foot (bone sticking out!) had to have a doctor's note!

[@kizzanimations3024]

Jason Juneau Jesus..

[@jamaljamal7034]

never had this issue with teacher not allowing anyone to go to the bathroom. a lot of our teachers just told us to get up and go ,like when i got to highschool i never asked to go i just went, not sure if this is just my school that did this or not.

[@professional.commentator]

Was this in the United States or another country? Because here in NYC, where I grew up, you always had to ask to use the bathroom and also take a hallway pass with you so you don't get in trouble. And sometimes you even had to sign in and sign out the time on a notebook.

[@ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678]

only ur school

[@wombat4191]

I had a biology/geography teacher that was hated by everyone. One of her staple ways of demotivating pupils was to ask things about homeworks in the beginning of the lecture. That's not so bad in on itself, but if we got more than one question wrong, she scolded us for not doing our homework, and some stupid punishment assignment followed. And some questions were weirdly specific, as if she assumed all of us had perfect memory. So everybody quickly learned not to answer her questions, because she would punish us if we made an error. Then she wondered why no one wanted to answer, and concluded that no one had done their homework. So there was no winning with her, we often got scolded and punished no matter what we did. So as a result of this, guess what felt like a fruitless effort? That's right, doing our homework! And the worst part was that she lived near where I lived. So I had to see her stupid face when walking my dog as well.

[@averydae1810]

What kind of punishment

[@JojoEditor1970]

Why u describing my situation.

[@Inurwalls02]

everyone hates my high school biology teacher. it's like she has a hard time imagining that not every kid is perectly normal and can learn shit no problem and in no time. basically she thinks that if there is a student who doesn't understand what i said or explained, then they are either not paying attention or they're just too stupid to understand this course and needs special help. a classmate who's one of my best friends had to switch schools and everything bcoz he was so behind. but it's not his fault. it's just that she refuses to repeat herself and therefore we end up not understanding anything.

[@bomza76]

Details on the punishment assignments

[@Maximus20778]

Why does this sound like my mom for some reason

[@ldebater2538]

His voice makes it 10x better 😂😂😂

[@benjaminneikes2491]

What accent is that even?

[@ldebater2538]

Eggsie, I dont even know but its funny (not making a Joke out of his voice or anything)

[@astromec6303]

Eggsie somewhere in Great Britain

[@yourwisegrandfatherjoseph4733]

gibberish

[@marcelloberry6829]

Eggsie English

[@KHADDY121]

i remember i got a detention for dropping my exercise book and the teacher flipped all like "you are disrupting the class on purpose and you are an attention seeker" like what i literally just dropped my fucking book

[@kiwi_2_official]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Lawjik

[@hessexm8065]

*visible confusion*

[@KHADDY121]

@ForeverIron it wasn't a hard cover book, it was a soft note book that has thin flimsy cardboard as the cover. like i meant to drop it, like anyone ever means to drop shit especially when moving through crowds of pre pubescent kids just to get to a class that is the least engaging and interesting of all subjects

[@miel_riv3rs]

@ForeverIron Plot Twist: You're the teacher.

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

@ForeverIron “Don’t drop hardcover books” as if he meant to drop it

[@CheemsTheDog-tf5km]

this guy makes me laugh atleast 1 time per video

[@ethanodell8044]

Listening to an angry British guy with stick characters with massive noses in the video was a gift from Heaven

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

I think its a chin not a nose

[@thecringemasters4602]

Hell sent the teachers

[@KnownasNA]

He's indian

[@speedylinguine]

Ethan O'Dell *chin

[@conspyre1288]

It's a chin not a nose, but it's still funny

[@purpelephant947]

"You should have gone on break time" This is why I stopped eating lunch at school and just waited to eat it when I got home so that I didn't have to deal with that "you should have gone on break time" crap

[@bloodyr3ap3r87]

Yeah they still do this, like I can’t control my body like a fucking timer when i can use the bathroom

[@quackk_kk]

They do it with everyone in my class all the time, its so fucking annoying. Like jesus christ why the fuck should I have gone at break? just let me take a piss.

[@bloodyr3ap3r87]

@@Slippery68 also its hypocritical because they themselves use the bathroom whenever they want to but when someone asks they said no, but if its on a good day maybe we will go

[@DaelLessons]

Just don't ask them and go when they are distracted even on exams because it saves time and even when your caught, just ignore it because the teachers will technically be in trouble to your parents for not letting you take a piss. It just saves time at least in my experience

[@jaydeno6756]

I just always think to myself 'I DIDNT NEED TO GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET AT THAT TIME WHEN PLAYING A KICKABOUT AT BREAK TIME'