Things Prince Philip Has Actually Said

[@CountDankula]

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[@VincentVega93]

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[@NiskaMagnusson]

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[@lookstothetroon]

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[@samherman6146]

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[@charMGK]

Looking great Dankula 😊

[@johnnyrifle]

I’m a firefighter and the queen opened our new station nearly twenty years ago. We were lined up as they walked passed, Philip stopped and asked “I thought you lot spent all day in bed?” A member of the watch responded “ we will when you two go home” 😂😂😂

[@barvelo26]

Another quote to add to the books! 😂

[@hazchemel]

He would have liked that, maybe a grin and chuckle huh?

[@hazchemel]

Or like the ambulance: If you're not hungry, you're tired and therefore, if you're not tired, you're hungry.

[@johnnyrifle]

@@hazchemel he did. He gave the firefighter a little smirk and then followed on behind the queen. Legend.

[@Nystariii]

@@johnnyrifle Probably thinking about the two of them getting back into bed as well 🤭

[@sonofangron2969]

My favourite Prince Philip quote: “You have to give this much to the Luftwaffe: when it knocked down our buildings it did not replace them with anything more offensive than rubble. We did that.”

[@jimtaylor294]

Prince Charles went further, stating more than once to the effect that postwar architects had done far more to destroy Britain's towns and cities, than the Luftwaffe had 🤔 . They are of course entirely correct 🫡

[@jonanderson5137]

That's a winner.

[@DoctorWhat210]

It was (then) Prince Charles that said that, not Philip. Nice to know some of Philip's famous charm might have rubbed off on Charlie.

[@christopherconard2831]

​@@DoctorWhat210 Thanks, I've always associated that with Charles.

[@laurencefraser]

@@DoctorWhat210 Charles does have his good points to go with the less pleasing aspects, for all that many like to ignore them. Has some rather impressive achievements to his name, actually.

[@CampbellPeter7]

My favourite Prince Phillip moment was when he was greeting the nurses at a hospital opening. “Hello, where are you from?” “The Phillipines” “And where are you from?” “The Phillipines” “And you?” “The Phillipines” “Are there any people left there?” 😂

[@acb723]

BRUHHH 😂😂😂 ☠💀

[@holydiver73]

One of my favourite Philipisms was from back in the 70’s when his train was delayed and he was at a small rail station and the station master was told to ‘keep the Duke entertained’ This poor station master approached him and said: “your royal Highness, I’m here to entertain you until your train arrives” To which Philip replied “what are you a fucking juggler?” 😂😂

[@jordanl5444]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephan6372]

😂😂😂

[@mogznwaz]

Legend

[@tosspot1305]

Based

[@freecountry3544]

I love Prince Philip...

[@7davesanchez]

He clearly had a high level of awareness. It follows that he understood the need to deflect criticism from Elizabeth by bringing it on himself with the comments he made. To put it in entertainment terms, he played the funny man to Elizabeth's straight man. Or maybe he just thought "what are they going to do, fire me?" Either way, totally based.

[@bleachman93]

Prob a mix of both, royals are so highly trained for that stuff at least back then plus he adored his wife

[@jakublulek3261]

He was very much like Queen Mother, everybody's beloved naughty granny.

[@PALACIO254]

​@@jakublulek3261or the best crude uncle

[@negative6442]

Vice Presidents here in the states tend to do the same thing

[@Reefer-Rampage69]

It’s not based to be racists and sexists

[@TheHarrisontemple]

As a King consort "Where did you get that hat?" Is about the funniest thing you could say to your wife at her coronation.

[@FloydTheBreathless]

King consort? Um no

[@dilophosaursniper5399]

The queen: i married a damn child😑

[@VynylFantasy]

He was a prince consort, hence Prince Phillip.

[@venus_envy]

He was never a king of anything, that's what he was so butthurt about, sounds like he had a bit of a fragile male ego.

[@AnneHathawayRules]

My man couldn't even hold it in, he had to roast his WIFE on her most important day EVER 😂😂😂😂

[@cmbcoo]

I met him once on the QE2 when I was a kid. He was interacting with the group of American kids and they were talking his ear off. He turned to me and asked "and you, what have you got to say?" I just smiled, nodded, and said "sir" mainly because I was nervous. He said "oh, good lad" as he patted my head. He was so happy that I didn't say anything further, he didn't want to keep listening lolol.

[@torachan23]

And everyone clapped.

[@CAL1MBO]

Clapped your significant other's cheeks

[@cmbcoo]

@@torachan23 lol I wish. It gave him the opportunity to turn back to his staff though, so that was the end of the interaction

[@paulaschroen3954]

Loop

[@paulaschroen3954]

Super

[@piotrjeske4599]

Prince Philip visited our navy highschool in the early 90s. We had nothing but old soviet hand me downs from the 60-70s . Talked to us a lot, had a look at our barracks (was shocked at our blankets , which he thought were for animals) , had a look at our sail boats (2 for 60+ boys) . Came, shook hands, went away. We expected the same we would get from a minister/president/admiral visit. Week of hard work cleaning followed by a free day . That is not what would happen. The very next month we started getting stuff. Army blankets totaly new, new radios, PCs (we had 2 old ones for the whole school), then older boys would go to UK on exchanges fir the summer. We would have trips to UK to see modern and historical ships. We got books , knives and other gear. The prince was a great man.

[@peterk2455]

All without appearing in every talk show, magazine or newspaper to blow his own horn.

[@jakublulek3261]

He cared. He was men's man, and felt compassion for the fellow sailors.

[@alg7115]

What country was this in?

[@otm646]

Were you able to get a new boat or two?

[@rileymcguire4731]

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[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

One story I remeber about Philip was that once when he visited the white house he snuck away from the party to have drinks with the waiting and serving staff and was reportedly very candid and down to earth with them. It kinda disproves what a lot of the media says about him in all honesty. The guy was just a normal guy who just happened to marry the most famous woman on the planet.

[@mogznwaz]

The guy was an actual navy war hero - he was a total badass

[@mogznwaz]

@kevins80dads-t3g I wasn’t talking about Prince Andrew - but yeah I guess he played a part in the Falklands too. BTW Andrew has never actually been convicted of any crime

[@cyclist68]

My dad was a chief petty officer when he served on the same ship. When Phillip got a transfer to another ship and was clearing his locker he gave my dad a tin of shortbread. It was dad's one claim to fame and we used to rip him about it. He always said he was a decent bloke.

[@TheTacticalHaggis]

@@mogznwaz Because Prince Andrew doesn't sweat

[@RelaxAndMeditateChannel]

@@mogznwaz Andrew has been a rat for decades. when Prince William went to Uni the Queen had an agreement with the newspapers not to hound him and let him live a normal life for a while. the rat Andrew sent photographers down their himself to make a quick bit of money at his own families expense. told me all I needed to know about him but there is plenty more about that rat.

[@thelandlord111]

My uncle met him and didn’t even realise. They were on one of their visits to Australia and my uncle (in his early teens) was riding his push bike home from doing some fishing. He got home and told my grandmother that this big procession of cars was going passed and the fanciest car slowed down and an old guy asked him if he’d caught anything. He showed him his fish and the old guy said “well done lad”. My grandmother was like “that was the Queen and Prince Phillip you idiot”.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Well, how could the interaction have been made better by him knowing?

[@wanderirivers8151]

It's just a funny story lad​@@TheBcoolGuy

[@gravygraves5112]

I just like the idea that this would probably be the same interaction in the middle ages

[@TheBcoolGuy]

@@wanderirivers8151 Yes. I left a positive reply. His grandmother may have called his uncle an idiot, but there was nothing regrettable about it. An honest and enjoyable interaction instead of the same old "gotta collect and document my presence around this famous being!".

[@wanderirivers8151]

@@TheBcoolGuy tru im just tarded

[@akw94926]

So sad that Prince Philip only lived to 99, one more year and he would've got a letter from the queen :(

[@racheljames7]

Absolutely. He should have seen 100 but bliddy Harry and his horrid wife finished him off with the stress they were causing him. I'm convinced.

[@JohnWick-hb3ft]

@@racheljames7 Cloutchaser that she is!

[@I_Stole_A_BTR-80]

Would the letter be one of the standard "mass produced" ones or a handwritten one? And would the Queen have dipped into Phillip's regular antics for the birthday message?

[@YOGI-kb9tg]

​@@I_Stole_A_BTR-80it's the queen not a random letter from the government it would have been real.

[@FC-PeakVersatility]

It sounds like he didn't want to. Although, as much as anything else, that was probably down the tragic debacle of the pretend pandemic that separated he and his wife for the final months of his life - and left her to weep alone.

[@petitmeowmeow]

We interrupt this video on Prince Philip to bring you "Angry Scotsman Rants About Italians"

[@michaelharrison3602]

He's dead right though isn't he 😅

[@michaelharrison3602]

People respect honestt more than mealy mouthed diplomacy 😅

[@mostevil1082]

After 4 days of pizza pasta and icecream I was definitely ready for some grown up food.

[@sammorrissey9094]

He wasn't a king in title, but he was in spirit

[@HolyknightVader999]

The King without a Crown.

[@jakublulek3261]

It looks like a pattern, tbh. Queen Mother was based af (she is still my most favourite royal, by far) but her husband, King George VI was the king (and not a bad one). Prince Phillip was a madlad but his wife, Queen Elizabeth II was the queen (and exceptional one). Cannot have another "Dirty Berty" on the throne, sadly, and I really miss that swagger and charisma pre-WWII monarchy had. Prince Phillip revived it, at least a bit. He was real, down-to-earth and I think a lot of people felt that real connection with him, unlike other royals or politicians (LOL). He was a men's man first and royalty second.

[@PiterburgCowboy]

Now we also all know why the Queen was so grumpy all the time, she had to deal with that attitude

[@hayleylongster4698]

Thug King

[@vanguardRailgun924]

@@PiterburgCowboyI wouldn’t say she was grumpy she just took her duties and position seriously. She was the straight man to Philip’s funny man although she too did have some rare one liners and based moments herself. Like during the Olympics in England when she death stared a camera man for watching her pick her Finger nails or at a gathering when someone was being obnoxious and talking over her she shouted “Why does he have to be so loud!” On the more sentimental side one of the last things she did before her passing she “met” with Paddington Bear for her grand kids and great grandkids.

[@vibechecker3168]

Queen Elizabeth spent her life building relations and friendships between the people of the world. Prince Phillip spent his life dunking on those same people

[@mrdkyzmrdany8742]

And since you need both for the relationship to work...

[@otm646]

The first is how you make friends with women, the latter is how you make lifelong friendships with the lads.

[@alexanderruckheim3870]

Perfect equilibrium

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

This comment could do with some more likes

[@GALA89]

brother...

[@Quacktical]

As a Hong Konger, the Cantonese comment was on point, fly high king, your bangers will be missed

[@jelly.212]

How's does the boot taste? Imagine being so subservient to mayo ppl

[@noodlelynoodle.]

They always get so upset when you talk about them eating dogs and cats and it's like maybe if you don't want that stereotype just stop eating dogs and cats? Like it seems like a really simple concept

[@GIBBO4182]

Tbf, he was an equal opportunity offender. Everyone was fair game!

[@redjirachi1]

He would've liked South Park

[@jeremiahvires7864]

@@redjirachi1 South Park is liberal dogshit

[@jacksonguillory8114]

​@redjirachi1 he was alive when south park was a thing. He probably loved it

[@josephridler-em5pk]

He didn't discriminate

[@thefool1086]

Competitive racism 😂

[@juusto7171]

"Good afternoon Reichschancellor" - When addressing German chancellor Helmut Kohl

[@pauldelaney5990]

😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Fuckin based 🤣🤣

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

So fucking savage. XD

[@mathewkelly9968]

Lmao

[@horizon5761]

"Famous for delivering a platinum chip to a Pakistani school" is probably the best New Vegas reference I've heard in a while.

[@jffry890]

I don't get it.

[@Froscav121]

​@@jffry890 Fallout: New Vegas

[@josephikrakowski9392]

@@jffry890 She got shot in the head while going to school, a la Courier getting beaned while delivering the Chip to Mr. House.

[@davidcunningham8699]

Prince Phillip, old school, knew he was lucky to be a royal whilst simultaneously not giving a single flying fuck!

[@josephridler-em5pk]

Why should he lol

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

based phillip

[@davidturney2975]

After listening to this whole thing I'm wondering if he spent a lot of time with American marines

[@conmcgrath7174]

You said it for me. he didn't give a flying fuck, I actually met him (Duke of Edinburgh stuff) and he wasn't pretending that he gave a shite? You have to respect the honesty?

[@JamieWalker-pc6nd]

@@davidturney2975yes he has lol

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Best part about Phillip one liners, they were Rated E for everyone, man, woman or child. Everyone caught the heat.

[@majorpwner241]

The fact he doesn't even put on the kid gloves and just batters them is by far the funniest stuff.

[@kyle1847]

"And, they made it work until 'death did they part'. Must be fucking nice." BROOOOOOOOOOO LMAO

[@amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865]

That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@tigervalley62]

Same bro..... I was dead with that comment

[@tinycockjock1967]

I don’t get it i’m slow

[@amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865]

@@tinycockjock1967 unfortunately, dankula got recently divorced, and this was his quick jab at the situation

[@kuradamax]

Phillip was a National Treasure, we are all poorer for his absence

[@rawboi__6399]

based otto reference

[@stellviahohenheim]

No that would be price Andrew

[@EatBars]

That’s a hot garbage take. Your tax money paid for their extravagant lifestyle. The British royals should’ve been tossed in the Thames decades ago.

[@Swagenstein]

International.

[@gregoriofeitosa1064]

@kuradamax "Yes... and we are all the poorer for it."

[@notshapedforsportivetricks2912]

As far as I'm concerned, if you've made it to 90, been married to the same woman for over 60 years and are still working a six-day week, you can say what you bloody-well want. And we're poorer without him, God rest his shade.

[@theghost9479]

This is true

[@erinirvine7588]

Work? When did he or any of them work?

[@lsswappedcessna]

He and the Queen were the only ones in the royal family that I had any level of respect for. They were a different generation, and despite their high positions, seemed like relatively down to Earth people, though of the two I would imagine Philip was the most down to Earth because he wasn't the Queen. She had a mask she had to wear while in public and when the cameras were rolling. Had to be nice to people no matter what kind of painful comments they made or stupid questions they asked. No wonder she didn't make it to a hundred, it's a wonder she made it to 50 with those expectations. Dealing with people is extremely stressful and the Prince was like comic relief. He didn't give a shit, if he had something out of pocket to say, by God he was going to say it. The mass cricket bat bludgeoning thing is the pinnacle of that. He said what was on his mind, and sure, maybe it was inappropriate, and maybe both him and the Queen were supposed to stay out of politics, but honestly I think more people need to hear that.

[@erinirvine7588]

@lsswappedcessna How exactly do you know they were down to Earth? You don't because we don't know them. I don't care which one of them it is the monarchy shouldn't exist in this day and age. I remember seeing the old queen giving a speech in front of a golden fricking piano. That is excessive wealth when some of us peasants have to go to food banks. When she finally died, they should have ended it right there and then.

[@haydencapps]

​@@erinirvine7588do you honestly think you'd be any less broke if the monarchy was ended? The US doesn't have a monarchy, people there are still broke. One has nothing to do with the other. If you're really looking for the problem, look for the people that create and control the money and charge compounding interest. With a system like that, declining value of the money is inevitable and all of the declining value goes to them. That's a bigger factor than even the entire government itself, though they are related issues.

[@MogofWar]

23:40 Anthropologists be like, "My God! He's gonna say something racist." Tribesmen be like, "My God is gonna say something racist."

[@michaelbuick6995]

So he married into royalty, had a marriage that lasted 73 years, 4 kids and God knows how many grandkids and great grandkids, and lived to be a hundred. This guy cracked the code.

[@star_fossil]

He was royal by birth.

[@robert48044]

Served in a war also, like you said, cracked the code

[@CountArtha]

He was already from the royal house of Denmark/Greece.

[@buckodonnghaile4309]

She was Queen Victoria's great great granddaughter, he was Queen vic's great great grandson.

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

​@@buckodonnghaile4309 Sweet home Britannia

[@that44rdv4rk]

the "would you ban cricket bats?" won me over 100%

[@jamesr792]

Unfathomably based

[@tigervalley62]

Same

[@AnneHathawayRules]

So this dude basically looked at Elizabeth like "I don't give a fuck if she's the queen. She's my WIFE." I hope we all find someone that's so loving and based.

[@magicmanticore3536]

Gets annoyed about planning for birthday. Dies so he doesn’t have to deal with it. Legend.

[@dyzzee7861]

Prince Philip: 'I'm tired of this birthday bullshit, watch this"☠️👻

[@jakublulek3261]

Something my paternal grandfather did. Since his 50th birthday, he used to saying: "I would rather die than deal with the headache." Well, he died 92 years old...

[@Renee2day598]

Didn't King Charles lose it over an ink pen not working properly in front of the media and Camilia had to whisper something in his ear to calm him? I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Cheers!🎉

[@Blazedreptile]

​@Renee2day598 guess he was pretty upset at the time

[@ambermchugh9381]

Have a back up for sure. That would annoy me. Be careful what you wish for i guess​@kevins80dads-t3g

[@bartonbella3131]

Watching the queen fighting back tears as she sat alone at Prince Phillip's funeral absolutely broke me... I'll admit I shed a tear for the old man

[@shawkorror]

That was when I knew they were broken, and so were we.

[@quickfeetsteveo]

I remember my Dad saying she wouldn't make another year with her husband dead. He was right she had to go join him in the afterlife because she missed the Lolz.

[@claudiameier666]

he was her mainstay.

[@Field_Marshal_Emu]

You could tell with Prince Phillip's death, the wind was absolutely taken out of HM sails.

[@SneedSeeding]

@@quickfeetsteveo I mean that's a common thing among old couples in your dad's defense.

[@Pyrinsomniac]

I regret not appreciating this man while he was alive. Rest in Peace, Phillip.

[@NeS-fw7yl]

Let's dance and pee over his tomb

[@smythharris2635]

@@NeS-fw7yl I'll reserve that pleasure for, Blair Obama Bush Cameron May Corbyn and Starmer plus a few others 😂

[@jomorken4853]

I have seen Indian Electrical installations. It is a miracle that the whole country has not gone up in flames every day. Their transformer poles have wires coming from every single angle possible.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

RIP Liveleak

[@jonanderson5137]

India is a miracle, miracle that it's a country, miracle that any kids survive, miracle that they haven't shit themselves to death, miracle they made it to space. It's really a testament to humanity thriving when there's nothing.

[@ferdinand12390]

@@jonanderson5137 after seeing that video of indian "street food" that looks like a brown slop and how it´s made, yeah, i feel like i would shit my guts out after eating that

[@jakublulek3261]

USSR already shown us that you can fly to space and still not having most of the country to have plumbing or electricity.

[@matthiasthulman4058]

​@jakublulek3261 to be fair, the soviets, or Russians more specific, weren't terrible when it came to innovation. Indians on the other hand... well they believe that making food spicy somehow counteracts street shitting and dysentery

[@Etherman7]

Didn’t realize the old Prince was against gun bans. That’s amazing

[@jimtaylor294]

Amen. Have to admit I'm surprised thst the argument I've been making with hammers in recent years, he made back in the '90's with Cricket Bats 😁👌 HRH's an absolute legend 🫡

[@MakerInMotion]

Prince Harry was once a hunter and shooter. He owned high quality custom made rifles. When he got with Meghan she insisted he get rid of them and he did because he's a simp.

[@jakublulek3261]

To be frank, all people of WWII generation I have ever spoken to were against gun bans. They knew.

[@RambleOn07]

It's how you know he wasn't into tyranny.

[@andrewjensen7413]

He was a Great man who cared for Military and the people who are serving the Country to keep it safe place overall. The Duke of Edinburgh foundation has done fantastic things over the years under his guidance for the youth hopefully it will be continued for many years to come.

[@Weaponsandstuff93]

When he met my mum at some point during some sort of Duke of Edinburgh award thing when she was quite young, he commented on the cupcakes she'd baked saying something like "You've been making glue have you?"

[@fenook8634]

Just think if Price Philip was on twitter back in the day he would have made DJT look like a bloody angel

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Prince Philip probably would have been way too spicy for old twitter if he got his hands on an account but man it would have been glorious if he did.

[@fintanduffyable]

DJT is the bulletproof angel

[@scottashe984]

He'd too be arrested for hurting feelings on the internet.

[@jakublulek3261]

I am 100% Prince Phillip and DJT had really good laugh together. DJT obviously complimented HMTQ but Prince Phillip must had been man of his own heart.

[@BarbRogersMs.SolarTerror]

TRUTH!

[@civilprotection3114]

A single sentence sums up Philip. “Blunt as a sledgehammer through fine China.”

[@minimalbstolerance8113]

My favourite Prince Philip story was told to me by a navy man whose base was visited by Philip. According to this bloke, when there's a royal visit or an inspection from the top brass, it's pretty common for the base commander to choose an out of the way alley and put all the rubbish bins, junk, etc down it, then barricade it off to keep all the messy stuff out of sight. The thing was, as Philip was an old Navy hand, he knew all about this trick, so on this royal visit he saw the barricade and, for a laugh, said "Ooh, what's down here then?" and marched straight towards the garbage alley with the base commander frantically trying to work out how to stop him and get him back on track.

[@David_LoPan]

I Was serving at 43 Commando years ago, back then Philip was our commandant general. The unit we were at was being renamed and Philip was there to do the dedication. We were holding the dedication in the senior rates mess. The lads were in a big circle having a chuckle with HRH....then one of the units Sergeant Majors bounced over (black guy, really good bloke, really animated but quite loud and brash) cracks a shit joke and then moves on. Philip turns to us all.....blows air through his cheeks and with raised eyebrows says "well.......I suppose we let one slip through the net every now & then!" We all pissed ourselfs laughing....his handlers all went crimson!😂😂

[@O-bearer-mine]

I can imagine that was wild. What an honour that you were there to see it. 😂

[@David_LoPan]

@O-bearer-mine he was funny...but really frail and a lot smaller than I thought he actually was! Mind you, he was probably pushing his late 80's back then.

[@MichalisG1821]

Godspeed Philip, you absolute madman. We miss you.

[@NeS-fw7yl]

Sorry mate bat no we wont

[@StubbornBullet]

One of my favourite quotes by PP is when he met the dance group Diversity in 2009 at the Royal Variety Performance and asked them; "Are you all one family?"

[@Chris-yz7cs]

Phil was a gent, he was the only member of the family that was on Dianas side when her and Charles split. Even back then he knew his son was a knob.

[@jakublulek3261]

The only thing I ever held against Queen Mother. She didn't like Diana and let Diana to feel it. I kinda get the whole "she preferred William over Harry" thing (because Harry isn't Charles's son, fight me) but if it's true that Diana's grandmother(!) turned Queen Mother against Diana, she was pettier than I would like.

[@DjDeadpig]

He was unfathomably based NGL. Bro confused the whole political compass with each sentence he spoke.

[@lolapplesauce]

wasn't he a pdf file?

[@DjDeadpig]

@@lolapplesaucethat’s Prince Andrew, though if Phillip did that, well… that sucks.

[@Oversensitive-S-poster]

​@@lolapplesauce I think you're talking about prince andrew

[@sten4982]

​​@@lolapplesauce he was mates with Jeff E, just like the Murdoch's and Trump Prince Andrew that is

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

The "political compass" is laughable, silly and full of false premises.

[@SaltimusMaximus]

another good one was when someone was complimenting the Queen on how flawless the skin on her face was, Phillip enthusiastically added it was the same all over her body 😂

[@FelixValentiCh.]

Sean Connery tier quote

[@Anthem76]

A true king

[@MickyChowMein69]

That whole "Do you still chuck spears "thing was a reference to that particular tribes tradition which involved actually throwing spears. The press will use things out of context to sell papers. Danks of all people should understand that. He was an old school navy man, with all the old fashioned "spade a spade" language that that entails. Just because someone is posh, doesn't mean they can't be pretty rough and blunt.

[@C.I...]

Same with the “slanty eyes” thing - it was a dig at the fact that travelling Chinese students were (are?) warned not to go round-eyed by being away too long. He was a cheeky jokester.

[@Chewy00]

Happens when KZbinrs hire writers and stop putting in much effort ig lol

[@nicksothep8472]

C'mon, seem like two harmless mistakes, I think Dankula is still one of the few YTubers with some integrity.

[@NasaZombieDragon-vc7pl]

So all this time the dude just wanted to be a standup comedian

[@jonanderson5137]

​@@Excelnaught-f4bthe joke in Cantonese would herald the coming of Cthulhu

[@jakublulek3261]

That "I should've stayed in the Navy" comment was really telling. If somebody like Longshanks was forced to live Prince Phillip's life, he would either go crazy or try to have as much fun as possible.

[@johncook5370]

As an American, I don't know anything about the Royal Family and their shenanigans, but I think that I really like this guy. The world needs more people like him.

[@thejoshandcharles1]

He was honest to himself. Not many people can say that about themselves.

[@howardhavardramberg333]

Sometimes self-improvement involves being honest with yourself. I am honest about my stubbornness but I also realise I’m too stubborn to change it. It’s not always a good thing to be yourself if it carries negative traits. Takes courage for that level of honesty.

[@Slender_Man_186]

Honest to himself? So in other words, he was literally based as opposed to being debased.

[@Resijew]

“Based Philipisms” 😂😂

[@mariobaic6180]

I think Elizabeth married the mad lad for his bluntness... Imagine you have a royal duty to be pleasant and posh, and then your husband is there to completely pull you out... "The ride was quite smooth captain, and I do say the musicians on board were quite good" "Alright boys, boats docked, why are we still on, lets get a move on before an iceberg gets revenge for its cousin"

[@mattc8723]

Q: Why dont Italians have barbecues? A: Because the spagetti falls through the grill.

[@jimtaylor294]

😆👌💯

[@Damonnanashi]

At least it isn't in their pockets.

[@megazombiekiller9000]

Chef John would like a word about that. He just released a grilled spaghetti recipe the other day.

[@ThraceVega]

The ziti falls through, too. It sucks. I can only ever grill lasagna but it gets all scorched.

[@LiClan]

The romans invented the Barbie. You’re joke is quite ignorant

[@PAn-su3wy]

Prince Philip might belong in the Mad Lad category... he is definitely the last potential Mad Lad in that feckless family. He kept HMTQ in line and in stitches.

[@joetheox1202]

Nobody kept Her Majesty in line.

[@PAn-su3wy]

@@joetheox1202 probably not, but if somebody could, it was Prince Philip.

[@hayleylongster4698]

​@@joetheox1202 He kept her happy and amused. Which is more than enough.

[@Trekkie-zn6zb]

Prince Philip, despite his title, was certainly a master of the art of trolling. His sharp tongue and willingness to challenge the status quo, often with a playful or provocative edge, would have earned him high regard in the digital age as the "King of Trolls." His ability to push buttons while maintaining his royal composure is something that many internet users would have found both entertaining and admirable, making him a figure they’d proudly rally behind as their monarch in the world of online mischief.

[@bliptripmusic]

"You're too fat to be an astronaut" killed me

[@nicholascharles9625]

Kid probably got an eating disorder after a burn like that

[@dougbutcher4452]

​@@nicholascharles9625sounds like he might have already had one 😅

[@n8wolf575]

@@nicholascharles9625 50/50. either he took that to heart and is buff as fuck nowadays, or he stayed fat and miserable xD

[@sannie7493]

"The missile is too round, it needs to be pointy! Round is not scary, pointy is scary" ~ Aladeen

[@trabant3060]

​@@nicholascharles9625Bring Back Bullying

[@comhaltacht315]

Elizabeth must’ve been the patron saint of “dealing with your hubbies bullshit”

[@jakublulek3261]

She must have enjoyed it. I think Prince Phillip and Queen Mother must end up really aligning with each other (they started not liking each other, as far as I know), so HMTQ was kinda used to this. She always struck me as being more like her father, King George VI, so she needed this kind of levity in her life, which her mother provided to her father and Prince Phillip provided her.

[@MongooseTacticool]

Liz had a good sense of humour from what I've seen of her after her death. 😊

[@Blazin130]

I should not have started watching this while having a beer. Half of it is all over my desk, the other half on my cat. Cheers Dank. Refreshing to have something to laugh at in these times.

[@markcarey67]

The guy who just decided to pretend to be Phillip's ambassador on Vanuatu was a total chad.

[@Anon1gh3]

I hope he was rewarded for that lol.

[@Ironbattlemace]

That was just awesome. Gems of humanity.

[@TheKing-ul4pn]

Prince of Britain, King of Trolling

[@kikichevy]

I never cared much for Philip, thinking him to be a modern aristocrat with what that description entails, but learning more about his life, his badass service in WW2, his various antics and top notch banter, I figure he was very much fit for the role, and probably a lot more "old school" than people think he was.

[@MosoKaiser]

"Simply never learned how to stop talking"? Huh... I always got the feeling that Philip, not ever going to be king, rather simply decided to start not giving two shits and a fuck and began dropping his famous lines and saying the darndest things for fun. :DD

[@BrandonQuezada-k2v]

Yeah I think he just stopped caring

[@Dogsoldier88]

@@BrandonQuezada-k2v I seriously think he never did

[@pookachu64]

@@Dogsoldier88came to say the same thing. He was always saying this shit, he just got louder

[@jimtaylor294]

Irrelevant humour is I think rather essential when at the top. His wife after all - judging by the last interviews with her - was either similarly based as him, or a lot of it rubbed off on her 😁👌

[@jediknight1294]

​@@jimtaylor294she was unfathomly based, she is the reason the Saudi's let women drive... She did so by scaring the shit out of the Saudi king blasting round Balmoral in a Land Rover.

[@williamfrank962]

I miss this dude like you wouldn’t believe. He’s the living proof of “to old to care what young people think.”

[@jp7963]

My ex-girlfriend was a journalist and her editor at the time told us this story about when he was younger journalist and he did a bit of "undercover" photography (before the term Paparazzi was used) and one assignment entailed him sneaking into Sandringham, the Royal Family's Christmas residency, as he wanted to get an exclusive photo of the famous, yet always kept private, Royal Boxing Day shoot. So he dressed in camouflage, sneaked in and hid in some bushes waiting to get a pic. There were the Royals and their chums happily blasting hapless gamebirds into oblivion with a few security types hanging about. So he remained well hidden and out of sight while snapping the odd pic with his long range lens. Suddenly he felt something hard and cold press into the back of his neck. Of course he jumped round to only face Prince Philip himself pointing a double barrelled shot gun right in his face! As it was a bitterly cold Boxing Day a single drip of snot formed on Philips nose and hung momentarily from his nostrils before dripping to the ground as Philip simply snarled "Why don't you just fuck right orrrf?"

[@rexblade504]

Prince Philip literally pulled a "Why be a King, when you can be a god?"

[@TheLurker1647]

On the contrary, he epitomized "before one can be a king, first one must be a man"

[@countvonthizzle9623]

To be fair to Prince Phillip he was just paraphrasing a Chinese proverb, "Nothing can't be eaten".

[@stellviahohenheim]

Chinese people eat people

[@Numptee86]

"Must be fucking nice " 😢 Aww mate, my heart, I know your pain...sounds like you are processing it better than I did!

[@johnclose2925]

The things he said was typical of a sailor's sense of humour. You can leave a ship but you can never stop being a sailor. I love and miss the man ❤

[@mistahsusan2650]

so what you're saying is: you can take the man out of the sea, but you can't take the sea out of the man?

[@colinsmith2005]

My Dad served with him and spoke highly of him, the maybe twice ‘the war’ was mentioned whilst growing up. Prince Phillip’s sense of humour was so like my Fathers, my Dad would cringe whenever the news mentioned one of his observations, then belly laugh in tears once or twice, it was nice to see the real guy behind the face of my Father, Duncan Smith, Aberdeen.

[@gunproofgrandad]

I miss Prince Philip 😂 imagine Keir trying to impose his ridiculous speech laws on the Duke

[@ironhead2008]

Dude would have gotten louder and snarkier.

[@cane6074]

Prince Philip responding to two tier Keir: I am the Duke, A number One! 😎

[@deanchur]

That food rant lol. I work in a wine region and when someone gets pretentious I remind them that it's just grape juice.

[@greenockscatman]

Do you think they told Phillip about Twitter? Probably tried to keep him away from it at all costs

[@armorhawk8109]

The Italian snobby food rant was the most cathartic thing I've seen in years, thanks for that.

[@ashr1190]

The Count is a real one for referring to 1453 as the fall of Rome

[@hyperion3145]

Should be 1475 though because that is when Theodoro fell.

[@ALLMETAL1970]

it wasn't really the fall of rome, rome fell in the 700s.

[@cecilyerker]

Dank turning into a Monarchist is a beautiful thing

[@jeremyfisher8512]

Wasn't expecting count to start ranting about Italians before throwing spaghetti at his writer

[@joetheox1202]

Honeymoon playing on his mind. Give him a break, poor guy.

[@CharredBacon]

Pity about the waste of spaghetti though🤌🏻

[@OfficialAshArcher]

The man will forever go down as having some of the best one-liners of all time. Politically incorrect as hell but also insanely funny - love dry, witty, dark humour

[@mrtandemslidessbtt]

Honestly, this video completely changed my views on this man… he’s not at all what I thought or believed… he seems like he’s in that small handful of royals who where worthy of some form of respect.

[@thestinkydwarf]

Getting the Queen to stop and look at him open mouthed in a public situation is a real achievement, the Queen was usually so professional that getting her mask to slip is a real achievement.

[@sibaoner]

Well I mean, there was no one there to see it

[@thestinkydwarf]

@@sibaoner well the other people in the room besides the kid saw it :D

[@majorpwner241]

@@sibaoner Haha good one.

[@CraigLondon]

Philip, the UKs funny old grandad. Absolute legend

[@Brazyer]

We really did land in the wrong timeline where Prince Philip wasn't King of England.

[@HolyknightVader999]

Dude should've become Emperor of Europe.

[@stunner9005]

If he was king he’d probably push to add Greece and Turkey to the British Empire.

[@jakublulek3261]

I think he was born in the wrong century. He was born as a warrior-king.

[@laurencefraser]

Honestly, if he was king he probably couldn't/wouldn't have said half the things in the list.

[@TheBlackSeraph]

The only way Phillip would have become King of England is if Elizabeth died without children. If Elizabeth had died when Charles was a child then Phillip would probably have been Prince Regent until Charles came of age but probably not King.

[@Yea_I_Got_Nothing]

Duke Of Edinburgh. Greek by birth. English by breeding. Kerryman by intelligence. Scott by 0 effs given. 🤣👍

[@cryptofaschist6522]

Isnt he german

[@prospero0586]

@@cryptofaschist6522Danish

[@darthbauer5153]

@@cryptofaschist6522Na he is of the house of Denmark and Greece and he was born in Greece.

[@ColemanCanna]

Does that come with lettuce?

[@Daddy_Skeletor]

​@@darthbauer5153which was a german house (House Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg). Both his parents houses were german, part of the reason Churchil disliked him

[@Jiggerjaw]

Your "must be nice" comment really caught me off guard... searched it up and found your twitter post. Condolences man, it really saddens me to know after all these years of following you. All the way back when she was going on about how cute her wee dog was. Well all we can do is pray it all works out for the best I guess. Cheers.

[@hedgehobbit6844]

Wait, what happened?

[@Jiggerjaw]

@@hedgehobbit6844 Our boy split up with his missus. :(

[@tkaine7983]

​@@hedgehobbit6844Dank got divorced.

[@zero451208]

You're selling me on this "monarch" thing.

[@PipeConvoy]

I remember way back when I was like 12/11 Him and the Queen came to my home town Melrose for a Jubilee event. I had to wear these tartan trousers for the event and when I was approached by Prince Philip he said to me "nice trousers" then proceeded to speak to some official. To this day that memory still lives in my head rent free.

[@LukSter18998]

genius quote

[@RedTail1-1]

12/11?... Do you age backwards?..

[@PipeConvoy]

@@RedTail1-1 ha typo.

[@alexanderprivate7233]

I never knew a single thing about the man, now I know he was the kind of guy you'd like to have a talk with. What a legend in the most human way.

[@TheDukeOfDallas]

That Cantonese quip was hawt fire, especially with it having being said to their faces while being on their homeland looooool

[@siroshcelot]

i mean it’s not even a lie, there was a certain incident involving a wet market that started a little shiver a few years ago

[@robincray116]

The cantonese quip is also repeated often from china, Prince Phillip might have gotten it from the chinese themselves. Alot of Princr Phillips offensive jokes can only be made by someone who have some deep understanding of the topic hes roasting.

[@Geometrys]

⁠@@siroshcelotdude, might aswell read up on the subject in 2024

[@millionelectricvolts6117]

@@siroshcelot well, the prevailing story on that matter is that it was a lab leak and wasnt spread from flying rats

[@theily1724]

Man was on that 4Chan grindset.

[@4uhDamagecase]

before watching this, i had only heard the name 'prince phillip' and knew he was husband to the queen, but that was pretty much it. this was a real joy to find out about him for he first time. he reminds me of my great grandfather who was known for having a way with words as well.

[@Blockheadfun]

Philip: “I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.” When he is married to the Queen. What an absolute legend.

[@viktorgabriel2554]

Philip is not wrong about the Cricket bat its spot on banning any weapon gives the monopoly to the criminals and the government neither is your friend. I love Philip he was such a kind and honest man

[@schroecat1]

We used to keep a list of Prince Philip quotes on the door of our office. The man was an inspiration.

[@michelguevara151]

prince philip to count dankula on the subject of his staff : "you need to weld those chains to their desks, stop the wogs getting bolschie"

[@NewAge77]

American here. The cricketter comment about the school shooting in Australia would get so many claps and cheers if said in the US 😂

[@michaeltalpas]

"We don't hate Meghan Markle because we're racist. We hate her because she's an American." I laughed a lot. And then I thought. Wait a second..

[@garykirk1968]

Welp, as an American, I hate her myself.

[@omgocd]

As an American, I understand 1000%

[@bleachman93]

100% fair we hate that shes one of us too

[@atpyro7920]

can we revoke meghan markle's citizenship to everywhere, because i'm pretty sure nowhere wants her...

[@CandyBag]

​@@omgocdgtfo weakling US #1 WE EVEN CONQUERED THE ROYALS 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@jediknight1294]

Incredibly based Naval officer, ruthless, terrifying and stunningly intelligent. The man was something truly special.

[@benstevens8281]

“Do you know how we pair drinks with food? PINT!” The eloquent words of a Scotsman. I love it 😅

[@Ellaviathan]

Philip was an absolute legend. Bloody miss the old bastard.

[@edwinsolis5710]

Came for the Based Phillip Quotes, Stayed for the Italy Wagey Bashing

[@stevemarshall4822]

He was blunt and disliked bull***t: both good qualities. Of course the cuddly crybabies never liked that.

[@VincentDuxD]

He‘s not wrong with the Cantonese eating everything though 😂

[@carbonmonoxide5052]

I told that quote to a Canto friend of mine and he agreed.

[@VincentDuxD]

@@carbonmonoxide5052 I‘m from the north, f em cantos xD

[@naranara1690]

He was so goddamn old, he probably remembered when the English were the ones chucking spears

[@mathphysicsnerd]

Now now, we have a proper term for that. It's called "Yeomanry"

[@naranara1690]

@@mathphysicsnerd oh my god 😂

[@ulty1472]

@@mathphysicsnerd😂😂😂

[@GeeMannn]

​@@mathphysicsnerdholy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lsswappedcessna]

Honestly the old bastard probably woulda found that funny. "Back in my day, spears were weapons, not singers!"

[@beckypadgettwillson3656]

What an amazing video! Not laughed that consistently for a long time x

[@ratsu2641]

Bring this type of royal back