Things Southerners Say When You're Single

[@TheBengtsonFamily3]

The "I would never date him, but YOU would like him" hits way too hard. 😂

[@donnaleeah5075]

Happened to me!! His favorite thing? Fishing. I don't mind fishing, but he SMELLED like dead fish!! I Ran!!

[@TheBengtsonFamily3]

@@donnaleeah5075 girl, yes! I don't mind it either, but that would definitely make me run.

[@breakingthemasks]

It's not great for the guy either. Never ever settle for a guy you aren't genuinely attracted to. That's just cruel.

[@average13]

This is the one I hear most often. 🙄

[@ratherbfishing455]

I have been told that!

[@HeyitsBri_]

Omg the “you think I liked my husband when I got married?” killed me

[@hibiscus_lps]

My mom really didn’t like my dad before they got married, but here they are now almost 12 years.

[@achanwahn]

"You just gotta learn how to fake laugh" & damn, she was on point! That laugh was amazing!

[@livefreeordie9542]

Guys do the same thing. Only they tell you how smart you are.

[@SarahLizDoan]

Her laugh was spot on, so true!

[@achanwahn]

@@livefreeordie9542 Lmao they should do a guys episode!

[@try8042]

I thought the same thing

[@lizpaperdeco]

Me a single person casually mentions that i'm single in a conversation *Every southern Grandma within a 5 mile radius: Stares judgingly*

[@lydiachristian8060]

Then offers to set you up with a relative.

[@UmmYeahOk]

“Is there something we should know?” 😏

[@imbetterthanyouhahaha5202]

Lydia Christian EXACTLY

[@phoenixwilliow361]

Forget the grandmothers, its the mothers too! I'm only 22 and people i graduated high school with are on their first or second divorce with child #2 on the way.

[@tres8003]

Y to S|||ame

[@peabodymartin5201]

Y’all forgot… ooh Child if I was 30 years younger and single…

[@livefreeordie9542]

@D. F. NO! That's what they say to the ugly and undateable ones to make them feel better about themselves. In reality, if they were 30 years younger they wouldn't date you either.

[@MagicalAuroraDream]

Hell, that stuff is AWKWARD! Especially if it comes from someone the age of or older than your parents ... ugh ...

[@peabodymartin5201]

Jade Scribbler especially when it’s your grandma

[@idontevenknow9758]

That just tells me they kind of regret the marriage. It gives that impression.

[@karoleigharmstrong8568]

On my 21st birthday, my Nanny called me."Baby,", she said, "Here you are 21, about to graduate college. Your not engaged, your not married, and your life's half over." "What!," I said, "I only get to live to be 42!, What a rip!" She was less than amused, said something about smarty pants girls. ;)

[@NoHandleWantedAtAll]

The double standard comparison of men and women married before 40 is spot on! Edit: grammar

[@jawjagrrl]

Didn't meet my husband until I was 40. Started hearing a lot of, "you seem really great, too good to be true! How many cats do you have?" 🤣

[@FiddleKat]

I was called an old maid, at the age of 19. But men can be unmarried until 40, before they're looked as weird.

[@barbkeen1221]

@@jawjagrrl I've got one cat and I'm good with that! 😉😂😂🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

[@collegebro85]

VirtuallyStrings not in my family where everyone was married before 23...I’m 35 and almost a lost cause and they now worry about me thinking I might be “playing for the other team” 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Foxtrick]

"you're just being picky!!!" have y'all seen my exes? that's what happens when i wasn't picky!!!

[@cheyanneredden408]

Amen!

[@jenniferwhitehead5418]

Amen and I have 4 kids with 2 ex's

[@BananaGrace]

I felt that.... EXACTLY why I am staying single for awhile. 🙃🥲

[@bobbied6125]

LMAO!!! Yes! Same!

[@elisabethmather5174]

“Are you okay with a long distance relationship? Oh no, she lives here, y’all just have to stay at LEAST six feet apart until they find a vaccine” Nice way of sneaking a quarantine joke in there 😂

[@johnw2026]

Kinda hard to kiss the bride from 6 feet away... 😗

[@ChaoticbratDND]

Or u could just not date someone new....😑

[@GradStudent89]

I just wonder in a decade from now, would anyone get that joke?

[@elisabethmather5174]

GradStud89 only if it was to people who would be dating because even though people would understand, it wouldn’t apply anymore... unless this coronavirus does last until 2030😰

[@chipparmley]

Remember going to a family member's wedding when you were in your mid late 20's and all the matronly aunts would say, "oh you're next." Then at some point they all stop saying that.

[@seldonwright4345]

When rigor mortis sets in.

[@elwoodblues9613]

So what you do then is meet them at funerals and tell them "oh, you're next!"

[@chipparmley]

@@elwoodblues9613 rude but funny

[@livefreeordie9542]

Every time I heard that, I heard ominous music playing in the background. Like in horror movies when someone says "YOUR NEXT".

[@elocbmc7462]

@@elwoodblues9613 I did that to one relative at my SIL's baby shower who would ask me at every wedding. She fianlly stopped asking. I guess I hit a nerve.

[@francesmcmillan7596]

I'll never forget a question I was asked when I moved back to my little Alabama hometown at the age of 27. A local man asked me, "You never did marry, did you?" As if 27 was THE END.

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

If you want to hear something fucked up in Japan if a woman isn't married by the age of 25 she is considered to be a Christmas Cake. In other words no good after the 25th.

[@almostemptynester777]

😂😂

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@BIGBLOCK5022006 Only pissy older people say that. No young one care about such things.

[@CiarnaK]

"We only socialize at kid's birthday parties." - Explains why I can't find anyone in the church community to socialize with. And then "My pastor's looking to get married..." RUN!!!!

[@sparkyjones560]

Have you tried looking for a man at the satanism temples?

[@jjmichael5059]

@@sparkyjones560 Nah , most of them beards are too long and too edgy anyway , try the church of scientology , they got tom cruise.

[@Ohforgodssakethatsme]

@@jjmichael5059 And they don't plan to ever let him go.

[@calvinroyals6463]

The one that struck home for me. Kids thinking you are the Grand Parent. I was 45 when my daughter was born. Strangers in the grocery store would comment on my Grand Daughter.

[@kelseybackus9915]

Went to the Dr with my sister and they thought I was her mother... 21 year age gap

[@wilhard45]

He only has one felony. Oh dear Lord, that must be this cousin of my mine. I'd stay away from that boy.

[@CIorox_BIeach]

I'm not even concerned by felonies at this point. You can get one for being accused of harvesting roadkill, for God's sake.

[@johnw2026]

@@CIorox_BIeach that's seriously a thing?

[@pauljoyner4338]

@@johnw2026 Yes sir, if you hit a deer and throw it in the truck without reporting it to your local game and wildlife and get caught with it, It is a class 6 felony. If you report it and they give you permission and an authorized form stating you can be in possession of said deer, due to car accident, then you're good. At least that's how it works in VA and NC.

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

@@pauljoyner4338 The DNR here in Michigan is the same way.

[@NarsFromMars]

Iranian girl here 🙋🌷 My obsession with languages/ dialects/ accents brought me here! But some of these absolutely resonate with me, especially "you think I liked my husband when I got married?" God knows how many times people have said this to me over here😂

[@NarsFromMars]

@@aubreypassey6086 🥰🌺🥰🌺

[@arieldanielle23]

@@aubreypassey6086 She said she likes dialects bro

[@Taterstiltskin]

​@@aubreypassey6086 I bet you think how they talk in the north is proper then? bless your heart ;)

[@fignewton0000]

"Too many options. In my day the only criteria was single and lived in the same zip code" made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee

[@abrad6901]

As a single woman that is nearing 40, ouch. I have heard so many of these. Besides, yes I do have high standards. I rather be single than miserable in a relationship.

[@Domino_0604]

Amen sister

[@johnw2026]

Single man here. I say AMEN! 35 and never married. And the older I get the less I care. And for the record I'm straight.

[@melindoranightsilver9298]

Hallelujah. I feel the same way and I am 30, single and never married. No kids either.

[@ladybee883]

Abra Derry: My daughter just turned 40,and she's single. She blamed it on my husband, saying "I want someone who will treat me like Dad treats you, so I'll be single until I find someone."

[@donnaleeah5075]

In my 60's single. Never married. I don't have to worry about his health issues.

[@asphodelale]

"Your standards are too high." "I hardly think 'puts socks in hamper' is a hard goal to reach."

[@notthatyouasked6656]

My Dad used to come home from work, take a shower, and leave his clothes on the bathroom floor. He also did most of the grocery shopping and cooking and spent lots of time with us kids. My Mom's attitude was, "If his biggest sin is that he leaves clothes on the floor after a hard day's work, I'm pretty damn lucky."

[@livefreeordie9542]

And yet you're still single. Time to reassess your standards maybe?

[@asia.b]

"I didn't like my husband when I married him and we been together 15 years." 😆

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

It's about damn time us happily single people are represented. Here, here!🍺

[@lynettemiller6519]

I'm here! A relationship looks like a ton of work...

[@vicalzip]

YASSSS! Lifelong single, 60 years old, have grand nephews and grand nieces, and that's just fine.

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

@@lynettemiller6519 Yep, and I truly just don't have a desire to be in one right now. The work being one reason, lol.

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

@@vicalzip Hell yeah, you enjoy that life! There really is a lot of peace to being single.

[@kathryngeeslin9509]

72 and joyously never married. Two nieces, two grand nephews. Peace and quiet and my own schedule.

[@silverdemonwolf426]

"You're too picky!" I've seen what happens when my sisters ain't picky enough, and THEY'RE stuck with those bad choices cause of the kids! I'd rather be content and single than miserable in a relationship! Thankfully, at 35 now my parents have basically given up.

[@asia.b]

Oh good. Only 5 more years and I won't have to hear my parents ask about grandkids. 😄

[@tahjjj1488]

@@asia.b 😂

[@jenniferturner9012]

Same

[@mememo3764]

So funny. I love these southern ladies! Something special about southern ladies, the rest of the country envies.

[@BookmarksandBookshelves]

"I haven't used the bathroom by myself since 2015." 2014 for me, and that's just my husband. 😆

[@livefreeordie9542]

You know what they say, "Those who poop together, need some serious counseling"

[@BookmarksandBookshelves]

@@livefreeordie9542 Any time I hear him creeping down the hall I yell "I don't need any help, thanks!" 🤦🏻‍♀️ Poor Mama's Boy can't be left alone. 😆

[@stormrobinson2597]

I've heard so many of these 😂 especially that last one. Lordy, God bless my MeMe!

[@colemoody1422]

So have I

[@tinab802]

So have I

[@Walter-wo5sz]

When they say "You must be a real lady killer" always reply "No convictions".

[@lexibutkovich175]

dang. thats good :)

[@tjw9985]

Reminds me of Gomez Addams.

[@meganmcknight5715]

Can't forget the classic "When are you gonna settle down? I want grandkids!" 😂😂

[@livefreeordie9542]

That's why I have siblings

[@auntie.shannon]

This kind of crap is why I'll stay single until I'm DEAD! The only line I could get on board with was "There's no such thing as 'the one" unless you're talking about SEC teams. Roll Tide!"

[@crystaleyes4jesusrolltide453]

Favorite part of the video!! RTR!!! My video comment: "THE One"...other than Jesus Christ....ROLL TIDE, indeed!! RTR!! ❤ 🐘 🏈☺ ❤

[@alnonymous2482]

Same here. Except it's WPS!

[@FreakinfreakInfreaki]

My granny: "you found a girlfriend yet?: Me: "no..." Granny: "well any girl would be lucky to date a handsome fella like you" Me in my head: "you're in your 70s and have cataracts. You think any guy that doesn't have wrinkles is handsome" What i actually say: "yeah..."

[@elizabethann42]

*LOL*

[@eclecticreader961]

That's not a very nice thought for your grandmother. You're lucky to have her be a part of your life.

[@dockc4688]

@@eclecticreader961 Damn

[@elenakeller9055]

Oh my- I laughed so hard at this.

[@tabithathewholistic]

😆😆😆😆

[@missipenix]

Y'all forgot the, "You've only been divorced once, hon, and that was in your twenties. You're gone be 40 next month, how are you going to adjust to a husband after you've had so long to get settled in your ways?" As said to me. By my mother. Last Friday. I'm single, with no intention to be married ever again.

[@thisistheday597]

Lol. I have had women that married and divorced and admitted they would never get married again because the DID wait too long and have long settled in their ways. I believe them.

[@bellanutella7091]

Yup my nana became a widow at 40 with 3 little kids but never got remarried we still have hope even though she’s getting into her 70s now

[@tahjjj1488]

😂 Not mom!🤣

[@annaelizabeth4869]

"Is there something we should know?" *gasp* GrANDMA :o

[@amandasaint8513]

It's the 21st century! She would probably be willing to change her recommendations for who to date

[@lilykep]

@@amandasaint8513 My grandma did after my sister came out to her. Instead of recommending her friend's grandsons, she started recommending the lesbian relative of literally every person she knows.

[@barbkeen1221]

@@lilykep Your grandma is one great woman!! We need alot more of her in this world!! ❤❤🙂

[@UrsahSolar]

@@amandasaint8513 Not my rural Christian grandma, man. I ended up very religious too, so no harm no foul, I guess.

[@roberthunt1540]

Somebody: I never want to have kids. Some people: You're so selfish.

[@livefreeordie9542]

Yeh, but I'm happy. Let me know how 12 hours of screaming kids at chuck e cheese was. I'll be out riding motorcycle and stopping at the nudie bar afterwards.

[@markreeter6227]

Kids: You can't miss what you never had.

[@alejandraclevesmorales1741]

Yeah I don’t get why people are so nosy and judge so much. I want kids but I won’t ask and question other people’s decision to have or not have them. It’s a personal choice! And you also don’t know if they lost a child or they couldn’t have them.

[@almostemptynester777]

its actually selfish to have kids and not take care of them and then they end up in the system...I always tell people who say they dont want kids, that there is nothing wrong with that.

[@hawkfeather6802]

"Oh you're still young. You'll change your mind." Um no I won't.

[@cumberlandquiltchic1]

“You have to learn how to fake laugh…” lol So true! Lol

[@crktritual]

“I guess Jesus would understand “....😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@feedthetwinkie]

Every family reunion or holidays we have, I’m asked the same thing; “Are you dating anybody yet?” “Do you have a boyfriend?”(ironically crushing on a girl) “You’re still single?” “At your age, I was going on dates.” Especially my aunt and granny. My mom even gives awkward signals and yeesh, why do I have to date? Can I just be single? xD

[@he_canonlydoso8250]

I'm single and here for it 💖💗🥰😊😇🙏✌

[@livefreeordie9542]

exactly what is the "IT" you are here for. Asking for a friend.

[@nathanjplatt]

I've been single for so long I've heard all of these....multiple times and a few other helpful tips....its gotten to the point Mom has not so casually mentioned she wants grandkids 😂

[@mollysanders9757]

My dad told my Mom if you want grandkids, you better look to your sons!! She's not having any 👀 👀.. Thanks Dad!!😂😂

[@nathanjplatt]

@@mollysanders9757 😂

[@barbkeen1221]

My mom has a grandcat! 😂😂🐈

[@loydjenkins2241]

😆😆😆 This is so great! I feel like I was hanging with friends and family.

[@woodenkat8971]

I feel so attacked right now! I've heard so many of these.

[@mygreenfroggy]

And my family would say, "Don't you know what causes that?" when I told them I was pregnant, lol.

[@johnw2026]

Must have been something in the sweet tea... 😂😂😂

[@livefreeordie9542]

Well it sure ain't masterbation.

[@singingstars5006]

Someone I know answered "green M&M's" to that question after announcing their 9th baby on the way. 😆

[@monikag1323]

Divorced, 50 and been single now for 11 years. I can't imagine getting married again because no man would ever agree to getting married and NOT living together!!! I LOVE living by myself!!! Well, and my three large dogs ;)

[@Khadi-C]

Actually, some men would. My boyfriend wants us to marry, but he wants to live in an RC and travel on a whim while I prefer a regular apartment and am not into the idea of travelling like he is. He'd rather us marry and live apart than find someone who wants the travelling lifestyle he does. Why, I don't know.

[@1stAmbientGrl]

Actually, I bet there are a lot and they're just not comfortable mentioning it for fear of an uncomfortable conflict. As an introvert, I think I would much prefer that arrangement myself.

[@samiam619]

AngelStardom Tell him to get a truck driver’s license. Then you’ll see him once a month...

[@lauramcgowan6202]

My Uncle and Aunt do this. She has her magazine style house and he is always traveling to Las Vegas, New York, or some other country. He doesn’t stay home more then a week before he’s off again. They are very lucky that they have the money for this life style. They love each other very much but they just don’t know how to live together for very long. This whole Covid thing has been driving them crazy. And just in case your wondering she handles all the money so it’s not like she doesn’t know where he is.

[@49lucky]

Amen sister

[@shadowandbosco]

I love this channel and all the performers - - extremely talented

[@bobbyhahn8563]

0:47 “The only criteria we had, single, and in the same ZIP code.” Literally laughed me up 1:30 “My friend Julie's grandchild is single, and I CAN FIX YALL UP!” Laughed me up more than the first one. Tell Diane Waud I said thanks for laughing me up.

[@Loos-e]

Omg this is hilarious. Y’all never disappoint. Hope you guys r doing ok w/ quarantine.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Nice username 👍

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

Oh my gosh, the SEC team drop... that was priceless lol

[@samiam619]

Jon-Michael Harris Great! Missed it, will have to re-listen.

[@samiam619]

Jon-Michael Harris Took me listening 3 times to hear “Roll Tide”. 2:30 something.

[@ChaoticbratDND]

I'm in that weird age where people ask me if I have kids at 26. 26! Hell no I don't have kids! Don't want them until much later, thank U! But when I say I don't have a boyfriend, they ask me why....Why? WHY? Because I'm a grown ass woman who don't chase no man for desperation! I'll date someone when I like them, but It's not a high priority mission ghost level. Wat good ever came from crazy level dating?

[@matthewkorniczky]

0:41 She forgot that they HAVE to go to the same church as you. 😂😂😂

[@quietpsycho1]

As someone who went on their 1st date at 22, and was a virgin until 24, this one hits hard. I got so sick of people trying to figure out what was wrong with me, trying to "help" me...or just assuming I was gay.

[@nealatthecrossfishing]

If yo pastor is looking to get married for the forth time, I hope all his other wife’s are deceased or he ain’t qualified to be a pastor! That’s Biblical!!

[@jeffrey_pt]

maybe he was a widow 3 times

[@barbkeen1221]

And here we have a what I like to call, a religious nutter. ALOT of things aren't "biblical" yet Christian's do alot of unbiblical things. Live and let live!

[@anival9576]

@@barbkeen1221 That is a sad commentary on Christians.... but I get that attitude from someone who doesn't take biblical authority very seriously (which is most people, I guess).

[@IsaacSteele]

Someone states a biblical truth and the “bless your heart” southerners start losing their minds. He was just agreeing with Jesus. Luke 16:18 Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery. 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

[@rhondaflesher8313]

Depending on his age - if all the previous wives are dead - I'd still would want to run.

[@kaitlyngilbert9289]

Oh my goodness! I'm from Woodburn, Indiana and yet I still love this channel! I honestly feel like I relate to these more then the North!😂😂

[@slytherinsagittarius2580]

I told my southern mamma I didn't want to get married. She got mad at me at first lol. She's over it now I think, maybe

[@livefreeordie9542]

keep telling yourself that. It's not true but it may relieve some of the soul crushing guilt of knowing you are solely responsible for the endless lifetime of pain, anguish and disappointment you've inflicted on your mamma.

[@Long_Haired_Country_Boy]

56 and eternally single. Gave up dating in 90. I heard the “let’s just be friends” line way too many times. Tried dating ladies from church but they either wanted the bad boys or were just plain crazy.

[@rogerpack5712]

Hahahaha.dude you are funny for real but your standards are too high,you want a girl thats not crazy.

[@Long_Haired_Country_Boy]

roger pack I don’t think so. There’s crazy fun and then there’s CRAZY, this girl was just crazy.

[@donnaleeah5075]

Did you talk to the ugly ones? Often the nicest ones. Just saying many men only want to marry UP when sorry, but to the ugly girl she's likely marrying down.

[@TheSuburban15]

Oh?!! That's weird. They usually say they want a nice guy, and then dump the nice guy after a couple weeks to be with the next bad boy that comes around. What? Don't give me that look. 🤔

[@jossynda]

😂😂@ just plain crazy

[@shemab2639]

That fake laugh threw me off. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@slcRN1971]

ShemaB : 👍👍. I was looking for a comment about her laugh, before I made one of my own. Her laugh was so great, I was like wow. If that is her fake laugh, how much better can her real one be?!

[@haileygrimmius9451]

Everyone at my church: “You’re so pretty I bet all the guys are chasing after you” and “Any guy would be lucky to have you” In my head: Most of the girls at my school are tall, thin, and blonde and that’s what everyone wants. They don’t want short chubby and awkward What I really say: Yup

[@jeffrey_pt]

Just say: waiting on God's timing

[@anwardiggs8748]

Just say you're waiting on the Lord to show you. Take it from a teen-- They'll stop (hopefully)

[@bluestories7816]

They are judgy aswell i dont want to rethink my life choices because i bumped into you

[@phantommangagirl]

Don’t worry, there’s always the one person who’ll find out and set you up with her friend’s cousin’s coworker’s doctor’s aunt’s daughter.

[@katesampleseverything]

The last time I said "I don't need a boyfriend, I have a dog" someone just about waved a crusifix at me.

[@meganjones4027]

Fortunately, my friends and family don't do this... anymore... Thanks as always for a good laugh!!!

[@EricRoseBahamas]

Relatable and Funny. Waving from The Bahamas :)

[@Rubix16]

If you see this have a great day

[@totallycrazystudios1801]

You too

[@Rubix16]

☺️

[@livefreeordie9542]

That's just what a loser would say. Great Days are for WINNERS!

[@totallycrazystudios1801]

@@livefreeordie9542 What?

[@Rubix16]

So I started a loser and I had a great day so I'm a winner???🤔

[@stephsdlnthms3957]

I'm 29 and single, and completely fine staying that way if I don't find someone I really love, trust and respect. I love kids, so the plan is to adopt in the next couple of years even if I'm not married. When I mention this to people - and mind you, these are my closest friends and family - they are genuinely sad and even aghast at the idea. Something like that is virtually unheard of here...during those conversations is the only time I ever think it might be better to live a little further north....

[@cliffcorson4000]

So spot on People constantly do stuff like this to me The number of times I have heard "we can set you up" or "I have the perfect person" Go away with suggestions

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

Also most of my friends who are married are miserable, I can only think of one couple that I know is truly happy. "The stats say that 3 out of 4 marriages could fail and yet people still get married! If you were going skydiving and they said 3 out of 4 parachutes don't open, would you still do it? -Bill Burr" -SirMoethe2nd

[@babbetteduboise4284]

I've had many women tell me "Oh, you are so lucky you never married."

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

@@babbetteduboise4284 Haha, yep. I've heard that and many other things. "My wife is crazy," "I can't stand him," "she's just being a bitch." One guy who I thought was happily married, then at a party I was kinda hitting it off with this girl, but I was tired, and didn't wanna go out and get condoms (just being honest, lol.) So I was like "ok, nice talkin I'll seeya." My happily married friend was asking if he could talk to her, I said "dude, you're gonna cheat on 'Wife's Name'?" Jokingly of course. Then he said, and I quote, "fuck it I always cheat on her." Two other guys there laughed, one of which was also married. Marriage, it's a trip, carnal!

[@notthatyouasked6656]

I'm male, but one time a female colleague jokingly invited me to tag along to her "Ladies' lunch" since I knew everyone there anyway. I said no, I had better things to do than to listen to a group of women bitch about their husbands for an hour. She said, "Hey, that's not the only thing we talk about! [pause] Well..."

[@livefreeordie9542]

@@babbetteduboise4284 Their husbands are probably saying the same thing.

[@anneb889]

SirMoeThe2nd And yet Bill still got married. I couldn’t believe it when he did, but then I remembered the bit about one of his biggest fears was being an old man living alone in the basement.

[@DanielleWhite]

Married and divorced before 40 here! My favorite on living together before marriage (which I did) was "it's a bad idea; what if you find out you can't stand each other?" The person who said that couldn't explain why finding that out after marriage would be preferable.

[@jasonsobol32]

I'm 2x divorced before 40 (1st one lasted a year, and I was in my early 20s lol) and I'm probably more overly cautious now, then I was before 40

[@DanielleWhite]

If things had gone a little differently that could have been me. I realized it wasn't working 3 years in but it took far longer to get where I had any support to get out. I'm engaged again. I had a period of "I will never marry again" but changed the stance because I met someone wonderful, who gave me room to heal, and we decided on it for next of kin reasons.

[@livefreeordie9542]

@@jasonsobol32 So what I'm hearing is you're a slow learner? You take a donkey punch to the balls and say "Thank you sir may I have another?" Then take another and still want more? You are either a sadist or you seriously need to rethink your relationship path.

[@jettahammond2916]

Lol 😂

[@haileyiscommenting]

Mema's seem to always want to hook up their grandbabies, they are the ultimate shippers. Ex: "well he was such a _nice_ boy" "aint she cute?" "I'll leave yall here while I go make cookies"

[@Ckingz13]

I love your content!! Stay safe everyone!! 👋🏽😎😂❤️

[@livefreeordie9542]

What if I don't want to be safe? Who are you to tell me what to do?

[@shaneomack5018]

“I hate game night”. I’m so glad someone said that out loud

[@livefreeordie9542]

For someone who hates game night you sure seem to want someone else to play along?

[@j.darrel517]

Loved it. And very creative use of quarantining.

[@kaypaige1021]

Her fake laugh was too good lol 😆

[@nuclearwessels2078]

I'm from WV, so not really Southern. My mom's ok since my older sister gave her grandkids. My Poppaw told me that if I ever get married, he will knock me in the head. My relatives at family reunions tell me I'm smart. The only downside is that it is hard to buy a house on one income.

[@shewolf871]

I hate it when people say your standards are too high I’m the daughter of the king of kings. You should expect my standards to be extremely high # Queen

[@DodiTov]

Patience, Princess! Our Father will pick someone for you. If HE says no, then learn to be the Wise Woman of Tacoa. Sage women are contented too.

[@the_real_littlepinkhousefly]

@@DodiTov (Another thing Southerners say when you're single...)

[@johnw2026]

Amen! I'm one of the King's sons, and my standards are too high for most. That's why I'm 35 and never married.

[@DodiTov]

@@johnw2026 My prince just found his princess. He's 36, she's 30. It works! Me? I only got one chance, but I'm content. Took me 30 years to realize that His plans for me need me single, I suppose.

[@ebriggs3498]

You said it sister!

[@dalekmoon]

Me: So do you play World of Warcraft? Her: Check Please!!

[@livefreeordie9542]

Like a woman would ever pick up the check. LMFAO

[@alphabetsoup6681]

Aw, we have his n hers accounts

[@anival9576]

If you love it, she's not the right one for you anyway. It's not a deal breaker for a lot of women (myself included)--maybe just for the kind of women you go for?

[@thepeddler9226]

That's a great way to get out of a date you don't like where it's going

[@rhondaflesher8313]

my response - I use to but have moved on to other games since.

[@QueSarahSarah72]

Loved that fake laugh! 😄❤

[@ethanmercer8561]

That last one is just everybody in my family lmao

[@PhotonTheta]

I remember when I was in my 20's, a ninety something year old Miss Adele asked if I had a girlfriend (no) and she asked me with an accusatory look in her eye if there was something wrong with me 🤣

[@livefreeordie9542]

And you said "YES! Yes there is you old bat. Now back off before I cut you."

[@Kenwyfe29]

I haven’t used the bathroom by myself since 2001🤦🏽‍♀️

[@livefreeordie9542]

Are you being held against your will or in kevin spacey's basement? If you need help blink twice.

[@DanielleAndersonCT]

Gram Gram got me right at the end 😂

[@Zoogore6777]

I feel kind a called out for being happily single. 😅🤣

[@firstjohn3123]

Ok ladies, here's what my wife did. She screened me through the old ladies at the church (they know everything -About everybody). 🤣

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Peter Pan? When there's a smile in your heart there's no better time to start! Think of all the joy you'll find when you leave the world behind and bid your cares goodbye! *You can fly, you can fly! You can fly, you can fly! You can fly*

[@livefreeordie9542]

And this is why you have no friends.

[@barbkeen1221]

@@livefreeordie9542 I wouldn't talk! 🤦‍♀️🙄

[@aimeewalls8208]

I DO believe in fairies... I do! I DO!

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

I've heard all of those. I'm still single. And not looking. My daughter and granddaughter keep me busy.

[@kevincaruthers5412]

"Is there something we should know?" :) Grandma has no filter!

[@ClayinSWVA]

As a deviorced guy in his 40's who lives in the South, these hit pretty close to home. Luckly, people have meet my ex-wife and understand.

[@jimbyham9343]

“Do they need to know how to read?”

[@livefreeordie9542]

There are some advantages to them not being able to read. Just sayin.

[@hannahscott6604]

I always hear the enjoy your freedom 😂😂😂😂 I’m 25 and I’m deeply concerned about my dating issues and fear I’ll never ever start a family Guys don’t want to mature

[@nikkipage6919]

The fake laugh 😂😂

[@GoDawgs18]

“Ah caint find me no purty woman”

[@babbetteduboise4284]

I have had TWO SEPARATE GUYS MY AGE say this to me when they couldn't find dates and asked my advice.

[@LymanPhillips]

The fake laugh was awesome!

[@stefanherns4541]

OMG, Ya are spot-on!! That's my whole family!

[@Kriscuit_Bonkin]

Much love from Texas! Yes Texas is definitely Southern and I’m a Texan and Southerner, I can be both don’t @ me 😌

[@viviansmith6100]

Yes someone else from Texas

[@animalsandiphones]

I think Texas should be considered southern

[@joemihaly]

Lol no one said that Texas isn’t in the south.

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

Viva la Tejas! Texan Chicano here, dude. Don't let others tell you otherwise.

[@monikag1323]

Texas here!

[@abigailemory4895]

That black woman in the dress is BEAUTIFUL!! OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHH! ❤❤❤

[@prycenewberg3976]

I can't believe no one said, "I've got the pastor on speed-dial."

[@chefbanjo8139]

I’ve heard that last one soooooooo many times.

[@livefreeordie9542]

Well??? Is there?

[@meddlesomehobbit6971]

The good thing about being one of 15 grandkids is that I have a buffer of 3 older single cousins with whom my granny is more concerned about getting married off. I’ve got a good couple of years before she starts focusing on me.

[@livefreeordie9542]

That's what you think.

[@Heartwing37]

“…unless you’re talking about SEC teams!” 😂😂😂TRUTH!

[@tinanganjibanda6956]

I keep watching these and I'm not even American 😆

[@jawjagrrl]

Bahahaha. Southern, single and female in your late 30s was no picnic. I was presumed lesbian "but you have so many tools and can fix stuff"! 🙄 Even transgender because I went to grad school in San Fran (distance learning yall), was taller than the guy I was dating, and broad shouldered. The friend telling the guy this? A surgeon! It all had a happy ending though. Married into the SEC almost 10 years ago. 😂 who knew there were actual Atlanta natives left?

[@flagger2020]

Oh that "fake" laughter was so delightful.. oh Can women fake everything? 🤔

[@robertwangenstein8569]

You guys are great!

[@HopeNazir]

Paster looking for number4? Girl you better be looking for a new church because that man must seriously have a problem.

[@jettahammond2916]

Lol 😂🤣

[@thecrazyamerican]

That last one hurt. The moment i turned thirty a certain kind of person just assumes I'm gay.

[@livefreeordie9542]

everyone! the kind of person is EVERYONE!

[@stephsdlnthms3957]

It's the worst!! I don't have anything against people who are LGBTQ+, but like....being single is not an indicator of that?? So frustrating.

[@NatalieNubukpo]

I’ve heard everyone of these comments! 😂😂

[@roseofmidwoodbrooklyn2414]

omg, Diane's expression at the end when she says is there something we should know