Things to Do in Halo 5 - Crossy Road

[@fathergillis]

You can always tell how long recording took by how much frustration is contained in "Let's stop"

[@jayl2298]

Raymond Gillis or you could just, y'know, look at the round time in the bottom right corner of everyone's screen. Whatever floats your goat.

[@fathergillis]

Justin Liber I'm pretty sure I said recording and not video but sure!

[@QuesoCucuy]

Raymond Gillis yeah and when they start cheering on when someone is going to win

[@fathergillis]

QuesoCucuy so true lmao

[@ghostney]

He means the in-game round timer.

[@shadowdaffy9788]

"I suck stupid suck" -Geoff Ramsey

[@Spacecar_driver]

"Oh god who's corpse just tried to kill me?" "Sorry" That cracked me up for some reason.

[@MissLilianae]

7:46 there is nothing more terrifying than watching a super soldier getting instantly oblierated by a truck.

[@MrGBH]

Oh man, I love Frogger!

[@fdub301]

MrGBH his name is Fragger

[@the_rabidsquirel]

I'm a bit of a grumpy old man about these games always getting called Crossy Road instead of Frogger. Kids these days, haha.

[@ToxicatedLum]

What's that?

[@Misophor]

This is clearly Frogger X.

[@the_rabidsquirel]

+ToxicatedLum If you're serious, Frogger is an old arcade game that Crossy Road is a modern clone of. Frogger came out in 1981 while Crossy Road only came out in 2014, and it seems like not many people know that Crossy Road is a new version of a classic game. Crossy Road gets all the credit nowadays.

[@NoHandle44]

7:39 *🎵"Feels good!"🎵*

[@theromuluanhunter6976]

3:17. Jack: "That's for all the rounds of Achievement HORSE/PIG that you won!!

[@longshanks7863]

"I suck- I double- I suck stupid suck."-Geoff Lazer Ramsey, 2017.

[@ExtraChrispyBacon]

Loopy Lupe is Geoff's greatest creation since Gavin.

[@pmhpaul]

So we're just going to ignore Grif

[@loganmiles7836]

He said SINCE Gavin. Grif came before either.

[@tenphes3]

Millie?

[@Mortalitas2000]

I didnt realize the ad was an ad until like halfway through

[@jasongreen1034]

Mortalitas2000 happens to me all the time

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Loopy is the achievement Hunter equivalent of Microsoft word paper clip

[@notinterested7790]

7:40 .... Feel Good Inc? Edit: Woah! 100+ likes! Never had this much before... because I don't usually comment.

[@lowlowcheeses]

I got to that point just as I saw your comment. So perfect

[@nightvisiontv1847]

FEELS GOOD

[@loneavenger5246]

YES!!!!! :D

[@palico004]

Hey achievehaus made a video based on your comment

[@notinterested7790]

Clockwerk I don't know who that is. I don't see a channel called Achievehaus...

[@T-REXHarris]

Haven't seen Geoff this distraught since... quite recently when he played Overtime Shootout actually.

[@atlas_vash]

T-REX Harris you're forgetting dead rising golf

[@littleg5664]

Why is Loopy so fucking adorable? Hearing Geoff's voice for him gives me life.

[@nick274]

true

[@zackwartman3469]

I completely agree. He's a greatt mascot.

[@kennjohnson886]

We need a loopy and mr poopybutthole crossover NOW!

[@Sangheili_Rawr]

He's only adorable when he doesn't interrupt the video to talk about a dumb ad. Keep that shit at the start or end of video.

[@lionelavinash3522]

Stephanie Bergmann p fee Audi u

[@tallroflman]

WTF WAS THAT LOOPY LUPE AD. THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. That was absolutely the best surprise ad ive ever seen. Need more loopy.

[@BigattckFirecat]

NO DO NOT MAKE THIS A THING IN KZbin

[@FLFL-Cookays]

Hes been in a buncha videos this week

[@callumfoxvlogs]

Yeah and they aren't all the same

[@kmanalpha453]

This isn't the first video. And please for the love of god, don't make it a thing.

[@liebnub]

Despite the fact that this video is only 13 minutes long, it's extremely satisfying. This was done very well.

[@megabass9125]

can we just get Loopy Lupe key chains/lanyards?

[@TimmahDee]

His pussy is a machine

[@darthcerebus]

It can't just be the logo, either

[@sethb1689]

Better yet, one of them talking stuffed animals.

[@garysmith3037]

"Gee Golly Gosh Darn!", ah the Michael rage quit we all know and love.

[@150belowzero]

Oh, so that's his name? I love Loopy Lupe. I'm totally fine with his advertisements.

[@zackwartman3469]

Loopy's great, AH. He's a clever and cute way to tackle advertising. Two thumbs up for the little ruffian.

[@DasVERMiT]

*"KIDS LIKE SOCKS!"*

[@lukeperryglover]

Oh man. First person crossy road.... Halo 5's forge never ceases to amaze :D That ad was amazing too hahaha

[@thehashslingingslasher4264]

That rooster teeth advert shows how much Rick and Morty Geoff has been watching

[@julesvine1418]

The video was in no way bad but Loopy Loupe was the best thing about this! 😂

[@swguygardner]

"Hey kids, I'm LOOOOPY Lupe!" Meseeks: "Ooooh, he's trying!"

[@TheTbrandon]

I always appreciate more Halo content from RT/AH.

[@dumbassfetus8830]

We need a shirt with loopy lupe and hes saying cant stop wont stop

[@sbmaster94]

Michael, God bless you at around 2:50 when you said sneezing will kill you haha

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

5:25 can loopy Lupe be used more? Specifically in the "paused the video" format so that it doesn't talk over the video and be distracting?

[@hazzak4354]

Thee first KZbin channel to ever insert their own advert into one of their videos

[@theodore6432]

I love how mixed the reactions are over loopy

[@austinclark4903]

I know he only started as a means to advertise the family reunion but please for the love of god keep loopy lupe in the vids

[@stalebread97]

Loopy Lupe had my sides in orbit omg. You can tell Geoff is loving Rick and Morty haha.

[@chaseteel251]

"Geoff and platforming, oh man." [Geoff dies]

[@dudeson53]

This video is the first time my stomach hurt from laughing since plan g was released

[@TheChapelx]

we need Loopy Lupe merch. keychains, lanyards, slapbands, hats, plushies, I don't care. make it happen cap'n

[@phoenixmcleod985]

"So James, you're definitely the best at Crossy Road" When the fuck did Little J become James?

[@zonda2220]

Huh, how did you hear James? He clearly said Jeremy every time I listen to it.

[@joshua542]

so now RT is exactly like normal television. interrupting a 15 minute video with multiple commercials.

[@ElementalHazard]

i love how geoff does the same thing over and over knowing that its the definition of insanity.

[@deathab0ve]

This was much more easy to watch than the 343i stream at RTX. Man an hour of in edited shit that we never completed.

[@emeraldchild97]

I think that this is the perfect training ground for Geoff to learn how platform

[@matthewbrooks5470]

I'm definitely enjoying this kind of advertising more than the bits that they used to do at the beginning or end of the video. Not so sure about the name, though...

[@MegaDrain]

9:23 As that car went by jack, someone put their arm out the window and ripped jack's spine out of his back.

[@WarMagus]

The closest to HORSE we've had in a while. Love it.

[@TheClumsyXeno]

2:43 The funniest moment ever, also RiP to Jack's dignity.

[@EonNite]

I fucking died at Loopy Lupe. Lmao, I was so caught off guard by it. Fucking Geoff man. Lol. It makes me happy that that surprise ad was well received.

[@SmilingSekiro]

Jeremy is the only one that got to the evac point and left everyone else behind

[@MrSilverFox]

I think this is my favorite one yet.

[@masterxl97]

"KIDS LIKE SOCKS!" - Loopy Lupe, 46th President of the United States, 2017

[@mitchellbradford9335]

I would be mad at anyone else if they pulled that advertising crap but because it's you guys I accept it. gg

[@Lauren-zx3gx]

Loopy Lupe is freaking great. I always look froward to his appearances.

[@nerdygorilla1]

Ok we need a loopy lupe real life/animation tv show. Kinda like a behind the scenes where loopy lupe is sitting at a table with Gus and the advertising team and they are talking about new merchandise and other things that can better the company

[@willhorton7624]

Halo 5 Forge never ceases to amaze me.

[@allseriousness]

The thumbnail for this is top

[@alejandroolivares2250]

Can't wait for them to change the logo again and see what they do to Loopy Lupe

[@KhffVII12]

Remember when they said on Off Topic that Lupe would never interrupt gameplay?

[@nordicferret4819]

Loopy is my spirit.... Animal...?

[@fancyLD]

Nordic Ferret it’s lupe

[@logotho7340]

...Loopy is my city

[@kys2244]

Kids like socks.

[@connorh.4208]

Nordic Ferret spirit lupe

[@gameshocker2.0]

I really thought Geoff would have experience with halo he did voice a character in red vs blue

[@Eli-wu5jm]

5:07 *I suck, I double- I suck stupid suck!* -Geoff Ramsey XD

[@pleospasm3523]

From 9:30 onwards Geoff just goes silent and you can just see him die over and over on the killfeed, hahaha. Poor Geoff

[@mk0664]

500 internet points says that if Lindsey was here, she wouldnt even get passed the first road.

[@Ares-5933]

People on halo 5 are very creative

[@50calbmg20]

I'm almost positive that if the comments didn't complain about Lupe, they would have made it much less conspicuous

[@jessepeterson5129]

I pooped a little when Jack punched Geoff. Backstabing genius.

[@phantom117b4]

Geoff + platforming = more cursing than the whole army

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

I dunno about you guys. But Loopy's grown on me

[@SilentOak99]

Oh it finally came out! I remember spectating them while they played this c': I couldn't believe it

[@dennett316]

I want to see an animated show with Loopy please...voiced by Geoff like that, he's hilarious.

[@PredatorBunny]

The best part of this video was watching the time stamp

[@Motoking97]

That ad was smooth af

[@ZachCarr1991]

The satisfaction of just watching them disappear as they are hit by a car.

[@MarioMoralesNeo]

Fucking thumbs up as soon as Loopy came out. lmfao

[@SlyLilFoxo]

I know AH isn't much for smart thinking. But why didn't they stand completely on the left or right, the opposite of where the cars, boulders, etc. were coming? You can see them coming from further away and you get more time to run

[@Niccolonic]

I love loopy so much. He's fucking adorable

[@BreadPitt7]

How amazing is this game. Gotta love it

[@BrutalFates]

I remember when people hated the Let's Play logo. Now its Lupe this Lupe that. Where has all the hate and conviction gone.

[@Ares-5933]

New York City traffic simulator 2017

[@logotho7340]

Is there another map? I demand a part 2 of this amazing video

[@peefrimgar1746]

i want the noise Geoff makes at 2:02 as a ringtone

[@matthewbrooks5470]

Angry Geoff is great (at times), but Sadly Frustrated Geoff is amazing

[@jeffeffa78]

Michael: Gosh Dang DiggityDoo. When did he become Flanders?

[@quantumwillow2734]

Doc kicked the sim troopers asses.

[@SyedAhmedTahsin]

Best Loopy Lupé ad yet

[@manguy01]

OMG Geoff doing Loopy Lupe killed me!!

[@VideoSage]

God bless those Lupe adverts. That, is how you advertise your merch, or special events. No "go check out" bits at the beginning or end, but awesome little LP Geoff characters.

[@bubbasgotback431]

That last justo would've been so much easier if they knew how to stall jump

[@eduardosacasa5007]

HAHAHAHHAAA freakin Lupe strikes again... kinda like the ad goblin from Heroes and Halfwits (GREAT show by the way; only just discovered it; Ive never played D&D but boy is it funny watching them play)

[@Metaknight180]

I guess since Geoff didn't voice anyone in RWBY he wanted to be the voice of another cartoon character instead.

[@TheNinjaGumball]

I hate Halo 5, but the forge is so good. If they remastered Halo 3 and gave it this forge, I would never stop playing it

[@red5robb1]

same

[@derpyFx]

I like all the halos

[@youaintasbadasyouthink]

IMO and this is just me, but I would love both the halo 3 and this one as two forge options, I preferred halo 3's playability of forge, it didn't feel like a map creator because you could literally fuck about in real time, no load times or anything between guilty spark an spartan modes.

[@zombiecarnivore]

Conk's Collection I think in my opinion halo 3 is one of the worst.

[@praaaaaallly]

That would be the greatest thing ever!

[@Condud1]

5:48 Matt quoting this week's South Park

[@KEEGraphicsMI]

Hello Respected AH Staff and Halo Icons - It's taken me 7 or 8 years learning Forge, but I think I finally built one that your team could have a blast on. "Weld Wars" - Waypoint link -www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-5-guardians/xbox-one/map-variants?lastModifiedFilter=Everything&sortOrder=BookmarkCount&page=1&gamertag=Kenjamin1 MI#ugc_halo-5-guardians_xbox-one_mapvariant_Kenjamin1 MI_e75ac836-758c-463f-89b7-94aa27d7440c - Halotracks Gallery Post -www.halotracks.org/forum/index.php?app=maps&module=view&section=view&id=2511 - It uses some forge tricks and welded vehicles for maximum chaos. Some pics at the links above. Might be fun for a community night, or even as a "Things to do in Halo 5" if you have a big group. You could even use it with small teams and have dogfights with Goose jets and Biplane Warthogs! Check it out! (also available in the H5 Files of [ Kenjamin1 MI ].)

[@shaudy0430]

Yes! Weld Wars is awesome.

[@navyspark25]

JEREMY MADE IT ITS UNBELIEVABLE THE CROWD GOES WILD!!AAAAHHHH

[@alexthebomber]

remember when they said loopy would never directly interrupt a video?

[@tranceotaku]

Always knew I was missing something in my life, and it was cartoon-voice Geofff

[@danielcecena15]

Yo Rooster Teeth's merch is actually pretty cool! I'll buy a couple of there shirts.

[@bobbygoodall4736]

I hope we see more loopy after the reunion

[@juchiha9566]

Just gonna point out, since at least Michael seemed to think that he did, Matt did not make this map, good vid regardless, i just wished they credited the forgers in the videos.

[@SaneMaybe]

Swift Skyline Michael does know that Matt did not make the map. They have a link in the description for the map but they do not say who actually made the map like they did before.

[@bensnod9159]

Didn't they already do this video? Or this map? I very vaguely remember this roads/rivers thing. And I don't own Halo 5 so I definitely never did it myself.

[@ajsalinas3414]

Loopy Lupe sounds like a rejected Rock and Morty character tbh

[@diabolicallink]

0:59 wasn't this before the Garbo sale?