Things We All Did

Hello, and here's some things that we all did when we were kids so if you can probably relate to these things we've all done facts.
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[@pixel-fc]

Wait how many of yall ate mud tf💀

[@LRE2457]

enough to make it into the vid💀

[@DertexVR]

That’s just messed up 💀

[@hAnker_Chief]

¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯ i feel i never eat mud💀

[@dude1473]

Right? I never ate mud, I'm so confused lol

[@aguy7095]

@@cacticsa bro even when im 10 i would have the fucking brain to not eat it 💀

[@sexygirlmax2019]

That tree one is a real image btw. He inhaled a seed and the lungs were a perfect damp environment for the sprout to grow.

[@cricket9371]

OMG really? Also I did the raindrop race a lot.

[@HanazukaNo.2]

@@cricket9371 wrong comment

[@HanazukaNo.2]

@@cricket9371 I mean you replied to the wrong comment

[@cricket9371]

@@HanazukaNo.2 what do you mean?

[@saiiieditz3625]

@@cricket9371 ewww a furry Jk

[@annelise5370]

Story time: My uncle hid in a clothing rack and my grandma couldn’t find him. Long story short they ended up calling the security guards and locked the place down to make sure someone hadn’t taken him. Little ass was just hiding in a clothing rack finding it amusing how much of a scene he was causing. Let’s just say he had a long recovery after that.

[@theascendedone2797]

if i knew i'd cause that much of a scene i'd just pretend they let me go

[@moji3812]

Damn

[@Darrentaqqrai]

😂

[@ThatTrendHouse]

“Teacher, my dog ate my homework” The Teacher: “Um… your virtual homework?”

[@Awesomeness-hb5zl]

I like watching the rain drops “race” down the window of the car

[@twist4twist510]

Same sometimes the one I rooted for gets sniped By the larger ones and gets splattered everywhere:(

[@GunsOfThePast]

I used to think they were snakes and me and my my sister would argue on which ones weee longer

[@ashtonhood8774]

Dude I thought this was just me! Turns out I’m not the only one😂

[@russianhumor6573]

I still do it

[@Awesomeness-hb5zl]

@@russianhumor6573 same especially when I’m really bored

[@chocomilk1432]

Whoever hid from their parents in clothing racks 👇

[@1965computer]

lolll

[@thetorobros219]

Me

[@silversheep11]

Meeee

[@skulls2397]

Shhh.....if I can't see them, they can't see me

[@Yumiproofs_414]

i di

[@Setloth]

"things we *all* did" " *some* of us..."

[@lukechapin5563]

agreed

[@friendlyneighborhoodanarch8736]

Thinking that babies were born automatically after marriage is something definitely said by someone that did not see their mom and dad get married

[@friendlyneighborhoodanarch8736]

Thinking that babies were born automatically after marriage is something definitely said by someone that did not see their mom and dad get married

[@kodzuken4160]

Don’t assume, it makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me”💀✋🏻

[@PsychoSplash]

😳

[@izzyiguess]

I never told the lie “my dog ate my homework” But one time my dog actually did and even though I never lied the teacher didn’t believe me 💀

[@ScpDrRisha]

That is the worst thing too happen....Teachers never believe students sometimes!

[@OfficialSwagMessiah]

@@ScpDrRisha Weather the student is lying or telling the truth, teachers won't give a fuck

[@bananabread7402]

that happened to me too but he ate my backpack also

[@jormdeworm]

HPpened to me too man he ate my entire home

[@Sylveon2589]

Never had a pet TvT

[@scurvypirate3369]

What you mean "we" ate mud. Yall trippin💀

[@WeTNuts69]

Deadass bro wtf this isn’t “all of us” this is “all of us…with too many chromosomes” 💀

[@Pekara121]

@@WeTNuts69 AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@pualjohn3276]

I think i remember i eat 69420 mud

[@ShadowXTempest]

@@pualjohn3276 did it tase good? If it does I wanna try too!

[@pualjohn3276]

It's taste ur mom

[@_Sami__]

"We've all told our teachers our pets ate our homework once or twice" I havnt 🤭

[@EPIComi]

“Told our teacher our dog ate our hw once or twice” Me : But my mom is my teacher😳

[@vsnaidup7124]

Not anyone:my dog stepped on a bee and bee ate homework

[@roguerangerproductions]

Same

[@Whutdahaaill]

That's cool....

[@JustinAndPandaPlays]

For every grade sure buddy

[@EPIComi]

@@JustinAndPandaPlays I’m homeschooled.

[@num.2929]

"We've all told the teacher the dog ate our homework once or twice" Sorry Im Asian We don't do that here

[@-Bear_with_me-]

I'm not Asian but I've never done that

[@animesimp7017]

I was about to comment that 😂

[@unknowngaming2363]

@num. I've done all of these things but I've never ate mud and I've never told my teacher that my dog ate my dog because I DONT HAVE A DAMN DOG

[@animesimp7017]

@@unknowngaming2363 youre dog ate youre dog without u having a dog?? Bro......free advice run out of youre house...

[@trustyrusty6969]

@@unknowngaming2363 i eat mud

[@outzymes3636]

"We've all told the teacher the dog ate our homework" What the hell do we live in loony tunes or some shit 💀

[@ninjapugreap829]

Nah, I had to tell my teacher that…my dogs ripped my backpack to shreds💀

[@hyrdofluoric.william]

my dog actually ate my homework once lol-

[@Ace_Of_Luck]

I would have evidence, I would spray the paper with water and tear it up a bit

[@Gbeans-rq5st]

my dog legit ate my homework once xD got proof to show my teacher xD she gave me an extra day to recopy it on a new sheet

[@giratina2220]

I wasn't able to use that excuse cuz i didn't have a dog and my teacher knew that

[@greeney454]

Until we were about 10, all of us thought babies came out the other end

[@The_best_lil_ducky_alive]

This is so true! I remember my childhood doing that when I was 9! 😔

[@agoodnamehere3018]

"That" isn't specific ._.

[@RuneX-BlockmanGo]

​@@agoodnamehere3018And "Grammar" isn't specific here ._.

[@agoodnamehere3018]

@@RuneX-BlockmanGo huh?

[@PromisedStars]

“We all ate mud just to know what it tasted like” Y’all ate mud…? 😭

[@ICE-bk7kg]

I did 😐😐😐😐😐

[@SkellySMH]

.

[@Gasba123]

yeah... what about it?

[@aryorezYT]

Nah

[@someone-dv8yj]

Yes I did 🤠... It was not good lol

[@galaxymaster3650]

I never have done the “dog ate my homework” one, I almost always had it with me or had it done so I would just tell the truth

[@walmartgigachad7002]

Same

[@j24482]

One time, my dog actually ate my homework, luckily the part that my dog ate wasn't that important

[@oaktree124]

Same

[@matt-iq9os]

I once said my sister chucked out the window and it was raining I didn't get told off either

[@Katie_949]

Me too cause my teacher knows that I don’t have a dog

[@froug9514]

When I was little I thought my parents just said "I wish I had a baby" and a baby was born

[@iManual]

Video: "Things we *all* did" First one: " *Some* of us..."

[@Scyres]

“Some of us ate mud to know what it tasted like” Me: wait wha-

[@tornado2405]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Are you going to tell meeeeee

[@lowkeydiegoduran4724]

Is that a puro mask in your pfp?

[@morningrosie3684]

I've tasted dirt, but not mud.

[@XxMalik]

I taste sand not mud

[@oxanizxxq6419]

It tasted like ranch

[@elderkai6969]

Literally the only one I can relate to was the fan 💀 I guess I’m just built different

[@daswag]

same ☠️

[@its_ziloz2154]

No way you haven’t pretended rain drops were racing

[@elderkai6969]

@@its_ziloz2154 I just saw the rain and was like “Bro. I wonder how long it’ll take to dry…”

[@daswag]

@@its_ziloz2154 that too, so in the vid i only relate to 2 things

[@daswag]

i still dont get how people wanted to eat mud when they were 10

[@Iamdeadinsid142]

I can relate to alot especially the window one-

[@its_Alvin]

When I was on the school bus…

[@Yourawizardharryy]

I’ve never told my teacher that my dog ate my homework I just said “I forgot not my fault maybe make homework funnier”

[@lazerfrogstudios]

Why

[@PearlHarbor1941]

“We all ate mud” bruh you do not speak for me 💀

[@jacobcaoile9057]

i ate dog poo one time... but not mud

[@woooshxx._]

@@jacobcaoile9057 😳

[@mjtman4889]

@@jacobcaoile9057 Ayo what😐

[@exotiexo7185]

He said some of us

[@elitecereal]

@@jacobcaoile9057 You know what, I thought mud was bad enough but dog poo is beyond the line.

[@galaxywolf5245]

"-Told the teacher that a pet ate our homework-" Me: "Wait a minute.. people actually do that?😂"

[@justjojo5952]

I thought that was only in the shows lol

[@Lucifers_Backflipping-Duck3]

Dogs can eat homework.

[@Melon_414]

My dog ate my library book one time so I had to pay for it

[@randomviewer7762]

My dog did actually eat my homework once

[@jay2kawaii]

Yh one time we were doing an art project of paper mache masks and my classmate said it was on the car drying when his dog jumped up and ate it. He failed

[@theturkey777]

My dog actually ate my homework one time and the teacher gave me a a demerit for “lying”

[@Just_josh01]

My man just described my whole childhood💀

[@A_Random_Plush_Rabit]

Well when I was younger my great grandma passed away and I remember in lion King it said that your dead ancestors were the stars and I saw this really bright one that was "following" our car and I thought it was my great grandma

[@saul_commits_tax_fraud]

Thats really wholesome

[@thatonegump168]

That is really sweet 🥹

[@HyperHarvey]

That's so wholesome hope your ok man

[@pizza_26345]

“Talking straight into a fan-“ Me: ah you see I still do that

[@TheConfusedP3nc1l]

I'm just imagining you doing that while writing this comment

[@badquality0518]

Ooh look at this amazing fan it’s time to tALk InTo thIs FAN LiKe A mAniacC

[@zenkii7390]

I cant do that because my only fan now is at the ceiling

[@lilweedsmokee]

@@zenkii7390 hake a rope knot to hold yourself to the fan

[@zenkii7390]

@@lilweedsmokee lol

[@ladyunicorn5546]

Dude: some of us are mud Me: what the f-

[@lol-ns6yw]

Ate

[@loganlogo56]

"Hello and here's some things we all did. Some of us-" Bruh

[@WarrenIsMe]

"We thought that a baby was made automatically when you get married" *sighs* If only it were that simple..

[@MemeMaker274]

Like

[@SkibidiSFM69]

Bruh, my parents arent married...

[@Badgersaur]

@XxRosa GamingxX Yes...My childhood was ruined...

[@Rip_Dogee]

@@Badgersaur Same (i heard it)

[@TheEpicReese]

I know right

[@Xarch]

*"If there's a hole, there's a- ohh wait wrong video"* -Blind Oogway

[@Ra1denTheShotgun]

💀

[@megstermaster7004]

goofy ahh turtle 💀

[@datlamahorn]

There are no mistakes ‐Not blind Oogway

[@bar1173]

Bro how many time have you commented on the wrong video!?

[@cheese4259]

I never hid from my parents I only went inside and whenever I found out they weren’t there I would have a panic attack

[@incognito1783]

I believed the sun followed me, hid in clothing racks, racing raindrops and hiding my arms lol. Never thought I'd grow a tree in my stomach and I know it was Gen-Z who ate mud-

[@charliedachicken1283]

When I was younger my dog actually ate my math homework and my teacher didn’t believe me

[@kaseydavis_924]

OMG MINE TOO! I was working on social studies homework at the time. (3rd grade)

[@driveknight026]

Same, we were cooking for school and my dog jumped up and ate it. I had photo proof tho

[@notxarizx]

And if that was one of my school teachers they would just say "Well that's not my problem, it's your dog's. I just want the homework completed till lunch time or else no sports classes for the rest of the year." I only got to hear this twice in my school years by the same teacher who gave tons of homework on Mondays and the reason was the same for both times, I slept really early (like 5 pm) because I was tired (and then I woke up at 6 am, the next day)

[@penelopehenry-fournier8776]

Same

[@bacon2019]

i couldnt say my pet ate my homework as i didn’t have one

[@frankglynn8209]

In one of my teacher's career, they've only heard that excuse ONCE

[@alprem3455]

Your teacher doesn't know that

[@austinlau2309]

I only had Chinese homework, which was my least favorite subject. I mostly did parts of it and I just told the teacher that

[@Gojirasaurus_rex]

Yes

[@babyyodagirls1239]

Bro the arm one is so relatable I still do it😂😂😂😂😂

[@ProDestroyer006]

Lol the last one madr me laugh so hard. It brought back memories when me and my siblings were doing this and eceryone just acted shocked🤣

[@ScpDrRisha]

Yes....I used to out my arms in my top!

[@ProDestroyer006]

@@ScpDrRisha yeah it was so funny🤣

[@Warriors_Hearts]

"How relatable d-" "Yes" "But I didn't fi-" "DID I STUTTER?"

[@KingDestah]

"We all ate mud" I'm dead 💀💀

[@ameliee9226]

How many of y’all never did a bunch of these 💀 👇

[@kays_games]

NAH CAUSE THE RAINDROP ONE WAS LITTERALLY ME-

[@eternalagent]

The one about the raindrops is super relatable.

[@vibinfriez]

The most relatable one on here was when he showed the image of the leaf at the beginning- I did that shit all the time

[@Bl8ze360]

I agree

[@Hurburt2396]

I still do

[@chade6086]

Same and still do

[@Killerqueenandstraycatfan]

Still do

[@Aviation001.]

Bro is explaining my life

[@Jsputfrfr]

I would say "Roger roger" into a fan to sound like those droids from Star Wars

[@mrmonkey123]

“Clankas, get down”

[@mercadosantos5958]

Yeah

[@mercadosantos5958]

I would pretend im in a war

[@Wisemysticaltree-vc5fb]

Man of culture

[@safa_bb]

“We’ve all told our teachers our pets ate out homework once or twice” Me : my dog ate my homework Teacher: did he eat your computer

[@Gasba123]

online classes be like:

[@Killerqueenandstraycatfan]

Y e s

[@kikilovesfnaf9321]

No. But he ate the keyboard.

[@dogteehee]

I didn't know what an ATM is

[@hellfirecannon66]

My fish ate it

[@mrbutterlandings8966]

“911 what’s your emergency” “Um I think I’m being stocked!”

[@darklordofgaming2872]

Stocked of seeds

[@miosotivalentin4667]

Teacher: why you eating mud for lunch?! Me: uhhhhhhh…..

[@kikilovesfnaf9321]

Half of these things I haven't done before, and some of them I've never heard of anyone doing ever.

[@kodzuken4160]

Fr like wdym “we all” I haven’t🤨

[@gamblingcat8205]

one time, in 3rd grade, someones dog actually ate their homework. and my teacher was so surprised that they still have that picture in their classroom to this day.(I think)

[@dylanreeceandphoenixlolz]

Bro I literally still talk into a fan with the robot voice 😭

[@MetalFucker246]

Whenever there's a working fan, I always yell "I AM IRON MAN"

[@taho.111]

"we all ate mud a-" OH NAHHH y'all were raised differently 😭😭

[@glowface6027]

"We've all done this" Me, who's only done like 3 of these: Boy what the hell?

[@yesno7889]

I literally only did the fan one :/

[@Bookgirlsunited]

I- my dog actually chewed my homework when I was younger. My parents left food on it🤦‍♀️

[@safaaaa_004]

I only talked into a fan, raindrop, hiding from parents Yall ate mud???

[@apat_phng_anh]

POV: your parents never had a wedding and had you when they were dating so you technically made they marry

[@daydreameryt8415]

Literally me

[@apat_phng_anh]

@@daydreameryt8415 same

[@therapyhelps]

Same

[@typoman2880]

That's not how pov works

[@therapyhelps]

@@typoman2880 how does it work?

[@blullerfamily826]

"Here's some things that all of us did" "Some of us-"

[@FreeHugsVoldemort]

"Where is your homework?" "UHH.... MY BUDGIE ATE IT!"

[@SerenaStoriesOfficial]

"Some of us ate mud" 4 year old me eating dirt: close enough

[@itzcliffhere6640]

What 😂

[@thecutefacedbookw9wgxcq535]

I ate dust

[@Jynx531]

I ate dirt too

[@Real33245]

I didnt eat dirt mud or dust i ate soap

[@SerenaStoriesOfficial]

@@Real33245 wait really XD

[@pleaseenteraname4252]

I never told my teacher that a pet ate my homework, but a teacher did, so we did not get the test results. :(

[@adriel.something]

Nah man, those raindrops were personal and I wanted my racer to win the race to the bottom of the window

[@racket1000]

I did talking in the fan, hiding inside clothing racks, picking raindrops on the window to see which one wins, and the arms inside the shirt

[@reycath26]

"I just learned that i can taste some smells" "Oh so i can taste farts"

[@jkoke08]

Same but It sucks sometimes though

[@pandorasstar4940]

legit i have select smells for different stories i read like for a horror story, it comes with a damp, bloody smell, especially if the story has a basement involved

[@friendlybeast5641]

"We've all told the teacher the dog ate our homework once to twice" Asian kids : Imma end this man whole carrer

[@notakalou]

Explain

[@bnnykhai_979]

@@notakalou Based on my experience, most of us answer it on notebooks or the actual books. We dont usually use works sheets. Sometimes we also have a specific notebook where to write events, pages of books where we will answer homeworks or what to do for todays homework, schedules and reminders so we wont forget.

[@yusufmaster6027]

I never said that

[@notakalou]

@@yusufmaster6027 ok

[@theCantinafan]

I never did that and I'm not Asian. I did it because my mother would check if I did it or not. And the universe help me if I didn't do it.

[@HunterTurcotte]

We all miss those days :(

[@ozzuwazzoo4124]

Things I did in a car 1. Thought that our car was racing all the other cars, so I would get secretly mad when somebody got in front of us or cut us off. (This was reinforced by my dad also being angry after getting cut off, but me not knowing it was for different reasons) 2. Thought the raindrops were racing. (Always imagined they were like little hamsters…?) 3. Looked at the back of cars and saw funny faces out of the different lights (eyes) and license plates. (Mouth) 4. I’d always get really frustrated when the seatbelt stopped stretching and just kept you glued to the seat, so at certain intervals I’d just unbuckle myself and put it back on 5. Id look at the ground below where my dad was driving just to see how fast it was going up close, then proceeding to look like it was going slower the more I looked up from it. (This is where I learned horizon and perspective, but didn’t know it yet) Hopefully I’m not the only one who did all these. 💀

[@Unused328]

I thought that if i was with a girl too long id get her pregnant so i only hung out with the boys

[@a_random_W]

I thought if a boy and a girl like each other the girl would be instantly pregnant and that is why unwanted pregnancies happen

[@asdawasda]

I thought they would just randomly get pregnant for no reason when they are an adult

[@SmitePlayz_]

I thought they randomly get pregnant within 3 years after getting married

[@Kurd143]

I actually thought touching them with your hands was getting them pregnant

[@triventilatoro]

And then you got them pregnant

[@_kaiix]

"We've all told our teachers our pets ate our homework once or twice" Me who never had a pet : soooo true.

[@I-Like-dragonzz]

Same it's soo true

[@kodzuken4160]

I have had so many pets but never told them that a pet ate my hw because I did my hw😃✋🏻

[@elliehagman5658]

@@kodzuken4160 I never told the teacher that I bet ate my homework but it wasn't because I did my homework it was because I was better at making up excuses than that.

[@unofficiallybluelemonade5244]

How have I never done this 😭✋

[@jellyw6731]

My dog literally ate my hw all the time and my pencils, not to mention socks, the insuls of my shoes, my clothing and my stuffed animals

[@-saffee-]

Telling ur teacher that ur pet ate ur homework: Me: My fish at my homework

[@LordMasui]

Do the BOOM sound effect for all

[@tairadaniels4737]

I actually had my dog eat my homework before 💀

[@messerschmittme-2623]

I’ve never owned a pet, so I never was able to use the “pet ate my homework” line.

[@addisonl5209]

once in 6th grade my dog actually ate my homework, so my mom posted it on facebook. My teacher saw and said I was off the hook!🤣 Still goes around to this day

[@Jellyshark39]

Same I only had one fish when I was younger

[@IssaalaaRacing]

That clothing racks one was magic

[@sqyx93]

The fan one is how the intro to iron man was made

[@ghost_girl1081]

When you have only done three of these 👀🙌☠️

[@Stantxtforgoodluck]

Same

[@IDidYourMom228]

I’ve done all of these and I still do most as a teen 💀

[@Labriyth_dem0n]

I thought it was just me hiding in clothing racks at the store 🤨

[@kobeplaysroblox16]

People who did this closing the fridge slowly so we can see the light turn off 👇

[@fredrikhogkvist8093]

"Here are things we all did." Next sentence "Some of us...."

[@neerajsharma7783]

I once mistakenly swallowed a fruit seed and immediately started crying thinking I'm gonna be a GROOT now. Now it's one of those things which I laugh at looking back.

[@mmfg-poo]

man this makes me feel old and I’m not even that old 😭

[@jdjhahsbjf4653]

The last one is the most relatable 💀

[@thorgrimolson1271]

I totally did the raindrop one. I'd watch them converge with the other raindrops into one stream on long car rides

[@Green_Tea0606]

Other people: "my pet ate my work. 😐" Me: "my 2 yr old brother ate it 🥲"

[@thelesbian25]

That was my excuse and now its my 2 yr old sister ate my homework but the difference between her and my little brother is it's not an excuse she legit ate my f****** math homework and the day it was due was April Fool's Day so I didn't get credit because she thought I was pulling in April Fool's prank on her

[@Green_Tea0606]

@@thelesbian25 my guy... Our siblings should be best friends 🥲

[@harleyfielding4759]

My dog actually has actually eaten my homework like five times 😭

[@thelesbian25]

@@harleyfielding4759 that's rough buddy 😔

[@WOW-uq5fr]

Me always doing my homework when I was little: 🫢

[@mohamedmaloali1390]

FINALLY someone talks about the last one

[@doggylove5134]

The clothing racks r so true 👌

[@DiscoRaptorpaw]

I never made the “dog ate my homework” excuse. I didn’t have a reason to (I Had a little dog at the time; a Pomeranian), and I felt that the excuse was too commonly used.

[@cheezekeke3951]

Same

[@Alahlyandsalahfan11]

"Hey brother!" "Yeah?" "Raindrop 3220 Won!" "tf"

[@Jorge-dk8ck]

To this day I still be thinking the moon keeps following me when I am in my car

[@ok1mon]

BRO LITERALLY THAT IS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD

[@totallynotcute_shibe_boi3105]

“we’ve all” literally none of this is true with me

[@davicitoman]

Yea

[@yes-indeed]

I’ve only done 3 things from this list

[@doglzalex1955]

Ive done most of these expect for the mud because WHO THE HECK EATS MUD

[@WolfiaFan10]

The only things I did were the fan one, the clothing rack one and the raindrop one, who TF eats mud???

[@fabiopisati5637]

Yeah me too, these are stereotypes, this is a agist video!

[@Wyandraroc]

I didn’t think money was made in a atm actually I knew it was in a factory of the Bureau of Engraving and Printing.🤓

[@SonGoku-sc6it]

I thought it was the FBI (the federal bureau of imprinting)

[@Dorito_chan]

The thing about the pet eating homework? That was true for me lmao. Left out my giant math book thing and when I woke up it was torn to shreds. My teacher thought it was so funny that she put the remains of it on display.

[@Brehlol99]

The fan one is SO relatable... I remember my mom telling me it's dangerous and saying that my tongue will get cut off...ah, the memories...😢

[@Jaceeeeeee_XD]

When I was 2 I hid from my mum in one of those clothes things and she couldn’t find me for 2 hours and had to close the entire shop to find me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dorawiththebackpack8267]

I knew about sex but I just thought that it was a way to get a baby faster and that not having sex would just take longer lol

[@Teakettlez]

Lmao I knew about it to but I just thought that the parts just light touched like💀

[@SmitePlayz_]

At first i thought it was a way to "make a girl like u" 💀💀💀💀💀💀