"Think about things that get you soft" | Baywatch | CLIP

[@BoxofficeMoviesScenes]

Hi everyone! What grade (out of 10) would you give this video?

[@izzi_868]

9

[@borntobeunstoppable5204]

😍🤤

[@Cooxius]

9

[@truthof7382]

10

[@silentblackhole]

2/10

[@abongilezolanipeterson5588]

Dude said “stuck in a woman for hours” with a straight face 😂

[@ra3or]

it aint funny

[@derekmathews1557]

@@ra3orit kind of is. I’ve seen this money several times.

[@ironmanandspidyroc]

@@derekmathews1557 youve seen this money several times huh?

[@derekmathews1557]

@@ironmanandspidyroc , yes I have and it’s good. It’s really funny and the hot looking lady Prikayna Chopra played an excellent villian in that movie. She was really good. The guy that fired The Rock aka Mitch Buchanan he played a good villian too. Even the real Mitch Buchanan showed up in the movie and I thought that was funny as hell.

[@TheAlchemist25]

​@@derekmathews1557Must be a great money

[@TheCoolProfessor]

"Think of things that get you soft." "HOW?!!!"

[@hinoron6528]

I was waiting for him to just reach over and zip her up after that line.

[@mint.f2060]

@@hinoron6528 LOLL that actually works

[@annikenlittle9644]

@@hinoron6528 To Boys What Exactly To Have A Erection? I'm A Girl

[@lucbordage7291]

with her standing next to him, IMPOSSIBLE, lol.

[@dantecarroll2435]

😂

[@mikonight3283]

2:24 Cj Parker congratulating Ronnie for continuing to be stuck and for having it great hahaha

[@longshot7601]

2:21 The dude is seriously packing.

[@derekmathews1557]

Wow that was funny as hell.

[@IAMEVIL315]

😂 hes tiny​@@longshot7601

[@IAMEVIL315]

😂 she was making fun of him for having a tiny pecker

[@Sexpistolz]

“Stuck in a women for hours” I fucking died😂😂😂

[@markfox1545]

You didn't die. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

[@02091992able]

It's even more shocking when you find out. That can really happen to men.

[@TaterTotRiot]

​@@02091992able I give them the shocker all the time

[@abongilezolanipeterson5588]

@@02091992ableWhat?

[@robertjensen1048]

@@02091992ableUhhhhhh, no.

[@RalphWaldo077]

Why does "Beef and biscuits stuck" put a huge smile on my face?

[@henriqueleijoto9285]

Because the biscuits don't become that hard in real life, just the beef

[@Aayush_Chawla]

Bcoz the rock delivered that line with perfection lmao

[@TennoHaki]

because you like men that's your subconscious trying to tell you.

[@leonardodelgado9968]

Youre sassy one mister

[@torgofrommanos]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

[@user-ch9ry6ne8t]

No lie, one of the best songs and a fitting match for this scene

[@ArkArmy90]

Reservior Dogs

[@mikonight3283]

1:26 Well, with Cj Parker that way Ronnie's situation was not going to deflate

[@derekmathews1557]

It really wasn’t. CJ is just too gorgeous

[@mikonight3283]

2:39 Cj Parker says it doesn't make Ronnie's swelling go down if she's the reason he's like this in the first place hahaha

[@derekmathews1557]

Of course not. It’s really a compliment to her.

[@Sander_Salamander]

“No I can’t do that at all” killed me 😂😂

[@StarmercGaming]

1:25 "Think about things that turn you off" - uhm, that's impossible for him with that "View" on her... 😅

[@Meloettadg2]

Ngl shes got great knockers

[@02091992able]

@@Meloettadg2 Well she must of saw something she liked because I think they end up together later on.

[@tyler___4558]

@@02091992able *must have

[@derekmathews1557]

@@Meloettadg2, she does. This young actress played CJ really well.

[@derekmathews1557]

@@02091992able, right I loved that he got with her in the movie and ended up with her. That goes to show you that strange guys do get the bombshells sometimes.

[@matthewpizzuti5368]

Ronnie should talk to ted from there's something about mary, he might be of some help😂

[@Batos0x]

Its sideways

[@kennethnwebb]

😂😂

[@Jurassicworldfan3]

Yeah no shit

[@AMisbetterthenPM]

😭😭

[@AMisbetterthenPM]

@@Jurassicworldfan3they were just shocked

[@rossjohnson1301]

"Naw I can't do that at all"😂😂

[@Mastermind8908]

Warren: "FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!"

[@greateacheronizuka]

2:45 "Just like pulling a tooth" 😂😂 this part fucking hilarious

[@tthecooljose4674]

2:24 you know now he's going to get it sooner or later

[@WNShadow814]

2:12 she was trying so hard not to break character and laugh

[@KevinAlex305]

2:22 the real reason why he could make that blonde fall in love with him

[@mikonight3283]

That explains why Cj Parker and Ronnie sleep together at the end.

[@brianpotter2812]

"Eff you, Dave...you're my worst friend" is something we've all said to our BEST friend lol

[@mikonight3283]

0:12 Well, with what Cj Parker did to Ronnie, how could he not put himself that way?

[@algalle2]

This scene gets me everytime. Lol!

[@derekmathews1557]

Me too!

[@smilekumar9002]

Woww. I can't believe they cut so many awesome scenes of this masterpiece on tv

[@anth5189]

She is so cute and naïve. She is the cause of the swelling.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

No she understands

[@BlowitAllUp]

She's craving the attention.

[@Testimony201]

@@BlowitAllUpnot really

[@henriqueleijoto9285]

She isn't naive lmfao

[@galihxtreme]

This dude will always be "Dave Grohl's little brother from that Baywatch movie"

[@gaylepatria5114]

"Stuck junk is stuck junk" lmao. 🤣

[@ThePippr]

"Totally the same" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cal8809]

This movie was hilarious for no reason.

[@shadowmane1935]

The most replayed ayo 💀0:14

[@AMisbetterthenPM]

I mean it’s obvious why… she got that GYATT… ngl I might get cancelled for this💀💀💀

[@Short_N_Simple]

From 0:12 describe the full clip man😂

[@sanjayraju988]

1:27

[@Pau-r6b]

You are a kid why are you watching a 13+ movie

[@Hard-R-Energy]

Yeah, there is no "deflating" the situation when the hottest chick on Earth is part of the rescue team.

[@derekmathews1557]

Yes that’s very true.

[@hinoron6528]

Not to mention the purely physical issue of pinching closed the blood vessels that the blood needs to drain out of, yeah.

[@CTladiesman]

Ikr! That’s what makes it 😄:funny! IMO

[@pablomercado2844]

Hottest? on Earth? LMAO thats a good joke.

[@Hard-R-Energy]

@@pablomercado2844 figure of speech, but yeah, subjectively hot.

[@lucbordage7291]

The movie found a "hotter" CJ than the series. this scene was HILARIOUS, LOL!

[@aidanhart9871]

I mean theres one way to deflate it ... she might have to do it a few times but itd work haha

[@mikonight3283]

Maybe but in a public place it was not possible haha although in the end Cj Parker and Ronnie slept together

[@russellh8702]

“WE GOT A BLEEDER!!”

[@greencreekranch]

"flash freeze your johnson" must've been a weird line to get in the script for the rock

[@VelvetVoice85]

This looks more like a parody of Baywatch.

[@daltonhenry2365]

Plot twist: she has a crush on ronnie

[@mikonight3283]

Well Cj Parker and Ronnie sleep together at the end and start a relationship

[@BobBobOnYouTube]

Damn she's a work of art

[@cupsonplushproductions5959]

he's like the squirrel that got his nuts stuck in a fence post

[@kkp8538]

Close your eyes, take deep breaths,think of something random, different or gross(not sexually). Works for me everytime when i want to get it down.

[@johnchestnut5340]

You are not normal. Time/patience is the only "treatment". It's those who cannot wait it out who really have a problem. Trying to not think about it only makes you think about it.

[@friedrichmyers]

Have a damn beautiful woman and I'm sure you can't do anything

[@mikonight3283]

​@@friedrichmyers1:28 Having that in front of you doesn't help much either hahaha

[@All_linkhere]

Who else can feel the pain like me😢

[@adamk-paxlogan7330]

This is absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@dgxxtreme]

JIMMY FROM GTA5!!! 💯💯💯

[@charliehorse8686]

For the sake of the story, I guess breaking the chair wasn't an option. Until the end.

[@Nostromo2144]

I think I need to see this movie! 🤣

[@Testimony201]

Baywatch

[@informer]

That is probably the only scene in that movie that I like lol

[@The_Pantologist57]

How did everything go so wrong in that short amount of time😂😂

[@maloperverso8118]

This Happened to me at Disney.... No Joke!

[@francesconatalia8070]

Explain bro

[@bobsrandomchannel7589]

2:21 😂😂😂

[@sunshineinabag9956]

"I mean congratulations"

[@NEOSOBASED]

I used to love that scene, really a shame it's been that much time since I've seen this movie and it's only getting bigger makes me sad, great movie and funny one too

[@marufadnan614]

The girl is very very very beautiful

[@raymonreiz]

In Malaysia this scene was cut, we only see the first half where he lie down. Didn't know there were more

[@drinasun6984]

I like his Donkey Kong shirt.

[@erickg368]

Maui and Fred Jones in Baywatch

[@sarthaksaxena8958]

i mean i think it wouldve happened faster if she just left or helped, works either way

[@davidkoren3816]

Cj really makes you weak

[@derekmathews1557]

I’m sure Pamela Denise Andersons CJ does that to lots of men.

[@bensesinu4206]

1:27 😂

[@Anshelm77]

0:12 I'm gonna take a wild guess that futa fanfic has been made of this.

[@ACEZL]

As much as I don’t like the Rocks ego I think he’s still very funny and great actor

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Yeah he's fine. Big ego tremendous

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Trump has a big ego but he's actually funny. Unintentionally but still

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@moneybilla he's not funny in the way he thinks he is but still funny. Sometimes he makes a good joke but it's rare

[@MrVadallat]

Didnt know this show is like this wtf 😂😂

[@IrshaadPillay-g8n]

Doesn't he remind you guys of jimmy de Santa from GTA 5

[@marianomagni5642]

0:12-1:27 🗿🍷

[@OiledupgrandmaRustyoldgrandpa]

😂😂😂😂 0:31

[@Memeguy7666]

The camera man definitely has an extra bone when filming this

[@7john7able]

Very good. Made me laugh and I'm a grumpy old git

[@derekmathews1557]

I loved the movie. It did make me laugh too.

[@RcMx2050]

This was really aired on Baywatch?

[@bullgravy6906]

It was on the movie. It was a stupid but hilarious movie

[@derekmathews1557]

It was on the movie.

[@henriqueleijoto9285]

Yeah, 2017 version

[@RickWalters-j3t]

Cant decide..so ill take both women..im greedy 😁

[@captricharddee3634]

This scene could have been cut short if only they had told the guy to think of Nancy Pelosi.

[@blkdraco2]

You know what? This could've been a lot worse. He's lucky that his erection went right through the gap in the boards. It could've not and hit the board head-on(no pun intended). He threw his entire body weight on that. Ugh! That would've hurt!

[@dhgmrz17]

Snap, crackle, pop

[@andrewkapplin1138]

Who was the actress?

[@jamari45]

Kelly Rohrbach

[@Grenko]

what movie is this and why was it in my recommended?

[@LtdJorge]

Baywatch

[@alukata9763]

let's be honest here, that would happen to every man who isn't gay lol

[@Crimsonbass1]

What movie is this

[@DanielCardei]

_Beef and biscuits_

[@ArturMarcik]

Moj štýl je stále tu rok, 2004 Mulano stylo Svet je o niečom inom, nechceš to prijať si mimo 2014 jak víno, nikto tu nedáva prínos Musel mi zavolať Primo, aby som vyškolil synov na rýmoch Moje trio je hero, patriot, živió hip-hop Naživo rapovým Diom, milión štýlov a príhod Trinitro výchor, výkon jak trilión býkov Jazykom rezať jak britvou, zvykol som si skurvysynov aj s ich pýchou Moje životné rapy hrajú pre obidva svety Asasin na vety rapy, zápasím naveky s niekým Dones mi tých čo sú svätí, povedz mi, kto nemá hriechy Kto bere šeky za treky, ja bystrozraký vy slepí Kontrafakt je späť, vaši chlapci sú späť Sedím hladný za stolom, tak doneste mi ten rap Paťo je stále chorý, cigánske metafory Už to cítiš jak to bolí, sorry Kontrafakt je späť, aj keď nikdy nebol preč Chápeš? Drtili sme celú scénu, nech to počuje každý Aj chlapi aj baby Aj starí aj mladí, aj všetci, čo sa odsťahovali Že u nás jukebox v kluboch šenkoch Bavia sa, viem to Skáču po plafón, horí, aj ty sem poj Zaži novodobú kultúru, rok dva nula trinásť Zdravím starých známych, čo furt stáli pri nás Je to ťažké, ale všetko je možné. Neni sme sami Tak konečne je to dobré. Texty slobodné volné Každý poriadok bol raz bordel Dneska nám už nikto nepovie, čo je nevhodné Toto je rap ty dement, moja skupina piaty element Tá tvoja nestojí za cent, ani len za exkrement Žijeme, čo cítime a píšeme, čo žijeme Spievame a smejeme sa, zlé za dobré skryjeme

[@DarkMatter-e9g]

“We’re gonna have to pull it out” mate it’s wood snap it use those muscles

[@yankeesrule587]

hes gonna get a lot of attention from the girls after that display

[@Testimony201]

Oh he did at least one tho and she was a 9.9.

[@AMisbetterthenPM]

Wait… HOW ARE THEY SIDEWAYS

[@pgplaysvidya]

Comedy aside, this is what you do if you need to quickly lose that: flex your quads. That's it. The blood will flow into your legs and everything with be better By the way, women: this means that men talking about blue balls are lying

[@ATMMedia-yi8ib]

Brav... this propoganda of losers getting hot women is wild.

[@bram-f5f]

when did this come out

[@SlothKing726]

Could have just broke the boards tho...

[@Memeguy7666]

Why did the camera man zoom in

[@jonathanroberts-bj7yl]

It shows his in love her.

[@rus195]

The woman doesn't help

[@josephdaniel6909]

Please the name of the movie

[@henriqueleijoto9285]

Baywatch 2017 version

[@Mark-ke1rj]

I can't imagine why this movie did so badly....

[@joelo.5094]

That shit was so fucking funny😂😂😂😂😂

[@jujucasar2003]

God I hate when this happens so relatable.

[@arnasnostys1348]

Name

[@nguyenhuyduc9151]

Who am i to blame him?

[@temetnosce7482]

Wasn't this based on one of shakespeare's plays?

[@tuffneggah]

great hawk tuah

[@poslednisoud]

The girl is really bad at her job. Also, I am pretty sure the wood is thin enough for me to break with my bare hands. Why didn't the sentient muscle that is The Rock not think of that?

[@nandarajani2617]

Turn you off- Rock is right there, think about him instead of that hot chick.

[@ramsesrhodes6241]

😂I was eating a fucking and tic tac and starting coming

[@Empr.Palpatine]

... You were coming to this?!😂

[@wickedcircle]

That was a great movie.

[@GabrielMoura-qe3il]

No

[@iamthinking2252_]

aughh how did it end up sideways?

[@ghost9-9ghost]

As a below average sized guy, im thankful that i will never suffer this....unless its a Toy Lego Chair...then maybe.

[@newtechi]

This is a copy of the "theres something about mary" scene, but its ok