This boat commits war crimes

These boats are out of control.
I'm so excited to take over the ocean while becoming obscenely wealthy.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Merge Pirates Caribbean Battle
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@zackoisbacko6277]

"While their lives are on the line, our entertainment is more important" That sums up how most people treat video game characters lmao

[@carlvanleeuwen1315]

lamo thats how gladiators were treated in rome :?

[@zackoisbacko6277]

@@carlvanleeuwen1315 Accurate

[@DEATHBEAR509]

"Cuz we sacrifice babys" that killed me

[@HSF8811]

DF sacrificing a baby boat tracks with his early Stardew content.

[@void_weaver]

good ol' days

[@Ssimpleperson]

The more accurate title would be " I sacrificed 203733882 ships to commit 3362733763636733282828828282 war crimes"

[@rohansaindane8660]

@dangerouslyfunny?

[@menaciously10]

Yet somehow he makes them interesting and makes my brain rot away

[@evilsmoo3358]

How is it this hard to realize the viking ships are the tanks and the cannon ships are the dps?

[@davidpotts7116]

He rarely ever reads the stats because these kinds of “buy-and-merge” games require no strategy at all

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

"Not to brag but I know a big thing when I see it" DF is definitely packing

[@the__t_a8]

He puting the range ships in front hurt my soul

[@guygryphon]

I don't know if I can watch this one. Seeing him place the viking and pirate ships in the same row is driving me insane

[@GrumpyForestHag]

I'm glad you play these games so i can scratch the itch without being tempted.

[@MaxMoco-lw3dw]

I love your videos so much thank you for sharing your time with us

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

There's a version of this game for every object and animal isn't there 😆robots, dinosaurs, model girls, food, lol

[@sadboiinasweater6104]

...Bootleg Transformers. Trust me, I found it in the wild

[@bdawg5415]

Love this kind of content

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This game looks fun.

[@strixx_1716]

Ayo wake up new DF video :DDDDD

[@Vipertheproto]

Love you vids

[@xenprophetxp8030]

Happy Friday!

[@kasparkirschbaum7588]

Man I Love Them Cogs

[@Idiot-jh6vw]

“It’s not a war crime if you had fun” - A wise man

[@CasuallyShadow]

War crimes? That reminds me that DF should really try playjng Rimworld!

[@TripleTheSauceOnYT]

Play n-gon pleaseeeee

[@vittoriogervaso3030]

So we're just gonna ignore the fact that at the end he had 68k and didn't spend it for a massive boat

[@meepmaster6544]

Day 26 of asking DF to play rust

[@AnonAdept]

The fact that you spend your life making entertainment would prove that in fact entertainment IS more important than your life.

[@cinnastag]

Correction: Entertainment is his livelihood

[@AnonAdept]

@@cinnastag he still spends his life creating entertainment, so it's more a pointless addendum but don't worry keep trying and one day you'll say something someone cares about.

[@LimitzKillerXD]

Guys wake up Dangeouly funny just dropped a new vid

[@user-qm1pd3jd1o]

DF! play this game called Nimrods, it's a super fun rougelite

[@BrentStarling]

Please continue playing ad games

[@user-su9pf5br6d]

Finally i am early🥳🥳

[@devilteemo9755]

omg number one I love this guy

[@omeka8842]

if there is no witness there is no warcrime

[@svad.3641]

Nicie video

[@FarisO7]

You know he got bored of the game at the end 😂😂lmao

[@kn1ighttt]

hi df sorry to let you know that my happiness and safety of my children depends on you playing rungore 😢😢

[@SDAL_YT]

i'm not sorry for your loss

[@israelquintero5185]

No, I committed war crimes.

[@nebraskaonewheel]

E

[@SilentShocky]

First🎉🎉

[@HyperSniperHyperSniper]

First

[@Williamgray32]

5 minutes gang

[@strydyrhellzrydyr1345]

Bro.. NUMBERS... NUNBERS AKWAYS WINS

[@lukassimasius5292]

738 views in 6 minutes? Bro didint fall of

[@knuggets139]

🤓

[@user-rt2kt3wf2v]

Firsts comment!

[@gamingwithemi10]

first 😂

[@VERESF1]

w

[@user-zi9pw3th8z]

11th

[@gamergod228]

hi

[@pirokapurani2078]

The only channel to make shitty mobile games entertaining

[@Mr_iWood]

please stop playing ad games

[@DANIELSANCHEZ-eo2ri]

No please, best kind of games to see and forget

[@strawsquash]

He’s probably sponsored by them

[@michaelwolf3451]

I'm torn, because the stupid ad games are easy for him to narrate over and give me good background noise a while, but like, they're ad games... I do much overall prefer his narrated playthroughs of ganes that are more engaging to him though. Genuinely sounds like he enjoys them more

[@LandrySerles-zf3wd]

So true bro as games suck

[@strawsquash]

@@michaelwolf3451 again, I’m like 99% sure he’s sponsored by these games, he’s basically an ad for them. All the titles are trying to make the game seem good, and he does that same. Good on him tho like get that bag fr

[@xx_light_xx4280]

Early

[@Daysbygone_masters]

Play minecraft dungeons more

[@rozeinaluxe9418]

gugu gaga i want milk

[@androiduser3895]

You might like pirate raid

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Day 24 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

[@SpiritOfTheGalaxy143]

I am called "this boat" (look at the title)

[@modernidiotism9865]

Fecking clickbait

[@gentlimankabral1373]

Day 10 of asking DF to play Magic Survival

[@expratzo]

1943B views in -000000000.1 seconds you fell off

[@saraashley464]

This is the second time I’ve seen a comment like this. I don’t understand what you mean

[@nilpyc307]

you think changing it a bit makes it not bullying

[@jaydencooke5506]

I just don't get any of them

[@astrand2423]

1 min with 57 views, man fell off 😢

[@Idiot-jh6vw]

This boat commits is so relatable