This Book Is CURSED

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arslanfromnarnia

Күн бұрын

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@billyrayvalentine5079 5 ай бұрын

Nothing that is too much for my BOOMSTICK!!!

@lewilewi1800 5 ай бұрын

"Shop smart shop S mart"

@Nihilist_Waleed 5 ай бұрын

Groovy

@RandomManIncorperated 5 ай бұрын

Keep That Book Away From The State Of Michigan

@TheBlobster1212 5 ай бұрын

😂

@cb5117 3 ай бұрын

The narrator, of course, is dead wrong. Ash Williams(also goes by the name Bruce Campbell), currently the assistant manger at a retail goods store(“shop smart, shop S-Mart”), is rumored to be in possession of The Book of the Dead. All I know is he’s irresistible to the ladies, as he’s fluid in the language of love….making….ie “give me some sugar baby!!” …….”Yo, she b-tch. Let’s go!”…….”Come get some!!!” and “First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.”……the man’s a legend. He made a chainsaw attachment to use in place of his hand, the hand he severed himself. Groovy indeed.

@SkeletonMan001 5 ай бұрын

Damn must be one hell of a book…

@TheDarknessStirs 4 ай бұрын

Meanwhile Martin Keane knowing it by heart:

@Black-And-WhiteWorldview8488 3 ай бұрын

Not to be confused with the (other) Necronomicon produced by H.R. Giger

@patrickk1417 5 ай бұрын

The used to sell it at Walden books

@tavishfinnegandegroot3513 4 ай бұрын

Kinda sounds like Bombanomicon from Tf2

@baronghede2365 5 ай бұрын

The occult is awesome and scary, Blessed Be.

@bobnerosatanmarkedoneantic4015 5 ай бұрын

No there's an actual necronomicon. A copy is housed in Salem Massachusetts.

@dannylo5875 5 ай бұрын

Yeah... it's becoming something really interesting actually...

@KakeKira 2 ай бұрын

how much i it ,to buy one

@EpicMiller 2 ай бұрын

@KakeKira It's a relic. There's two in existence. You very likely can't buy it for any amount of money.

@sheikh_freddy 5 ай бұрын

As a syrian, I am shocked

@robertnett9793 5 ай бұрын

No need to be. The necronomicon was a figment of imagination by horror author H.P. Lovecraft in 1921 for a story called 'The nameless city' and was referenced and mentioned in a lot of other horror and adventure books of that time. The only physical copies are esoteric nonsense written in the new age wave of the 60' and 70' in the US and Europe and the only danger that they have is cheating you out of good money for a pretty sub-par esoteric nonsense book.

@modest_timing45 5 ай бұрын

@@robertnett9793 truth!

@sheikh_freddy 5 ай бұрын

@@robertnett9793 oh thank you I forgot, whatever is made in US/EU is a lie

@GoldStarVegetable 5 ай бұрын

That book would be a walk in the park for me

@ilikeknives1000 5 ай бұрын

he copied it from the original which is how he went insane and why you can read it without going crazy right away it still has an effect but lessened do to not being the original

@jozitro4554 5 ай бұрын

God's that do not save are demons.👽

@kaycecoplen4287 5 ай бұрын

Funny, the only book with "Necromomicon" as its title, is H.P. Lovecrafts book. It has nothing like spells or rituals in it..just a bunch of "scary" stories...

@modest_timing45 5 ай бұрын

Straight lies. The original book was invented by H.P. Lovecraft and is a work of fiction.

@briane5545 4 ай бұрын

Bro, he clarifies that half way through the video

@slothman9731 5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the cartel that believe Death is a saint when Death is also a fictional character created by humans.

@ilikeknives1000 5 ай бұрын

would you like to call it entropy then

@gravefrightn5720 5 ай бұрын

I bet you think you also evolved from a monkey on a non consistent cartoon ball

@oniramirez2994 2 ай бұрын

God dam it ok go get ash to deal with it oh wait I forgot he retired then get doom guy and Dante from devil may cry there the only ones available to deal with the demon from evil dead rise🙄🔫💪☠️👿✝️⚰️