This Borderlands Speedrun Shouldn't Exist

[@Joltzdude139]

Pun intended on Sal being the shortest

[@albinosharkkeef6522]

its been forever since i watched you, can't believe your still killing it !!!

[@a.grimes4202]

( _Short People by Randy Newman plays_ )

[@kinsan89]

Meme runs are the best. Like a "blind Claptrap" run where you try to get Claptrap's eye taken away lol

[@Joltzdude139]

Or fastest 1 life death by jumping on the first fire barrel

[@gsjacobs]

Pretty sure the fastest 1life death comes from getting 1shotted by Claptrap dialogue :^)

[@thomasrothbacher5849]

firework grenade is probably fastest way to die

[@TambourineSalesman]

It's wild seeing the texture pop in when they get going so fast when rocket jumping. The game can't keep up!!

[@Joltzdude139]

Many speedrunners play on the lowest render distance for maximum frame rate.

[@insu_na]

@@Joltzdude139 I wonder if they save more performance than they lose from having to load 3d and texture data mid-run instead of pre-run

[@hashdowns]

That double bane run made me laugh so hard, The pain they must have gone through to sit there for 13 minutes for a joke must have sucked

[@weredraco]

I once watched part of a "Bane-only UVHM" which did the entirety of the base game campaign, from leaving the train wreckage to picking the vault key up after defeating Jack and the Warrior.... That poor person who tried it, it took them several days to record it.

[@ankleblad4727]

Reminds me of Gasmask

[@clinical_caliber]

the double bane run is pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣 also love this content joltz

[@Joltzdude139]

[@weredraco]

Watched part of a "Bane-only UVHM" which did the entirety of the base game campaign, from leaving the train wreckage to picking the vault key up after defeating Jack and the Warrior.... That poor person who tried it, it took them several days to record it.

[@bobafettjr85]

Too bad they didn't have a ranked tortoise also

[@kartoshka1952]

i didnt think my name would pop up in this but it was cool to see even if it was just a leaderboard scroll. (I still blame zenqi for beating my time and actually making this run popular, RIP my 3rd place)

[@zenqi]

LMFAO

[@miqueagul]

This is a video about Borderlands

[@ajaxorion]

my favorite speed run of all time is hank% in ultrakill, where you have to collect a blue skull and put it on a skeleton and then the game tells you "you feel a strange sensation, you decide to name it hank"

[@burakorhealianth]

Rocket jumping like a pro is kinda same with flipping balisong/butterfly knife like a pro. It's both hard and both really interesting to watch a expert doing it super smoothly.

[@GageHC]

Kody and zeubs are legends

[@Joltzdude139]

Speedrunning legends

[@eastterminal2246]

Nice video, joltz! I like the idea of relatively short (~10 min) videos about borderlands community achievements. Looking forward to see more of these!

[@absoluteunit8334]

"You might be aware of a little thing called Rocket Jumping." Could have just said "You might be aware of a little thing called Salvador".

[@ArinyaXoriGMVs]

Pun intended? 😁

[@ДимаБереда-р5б]

And then, Zeubiess got this run...

[@burakorhealianth]

it's deceptix, we dont even have to talk about it. it shouldn't exist.

[@scruffy5812]

Joltz is my go to for anything borderlands related

[@DrDementia]

I want more of this type of content, it’s a nice change to stream highlights

[@xbaloke]

love how in depth this little segment of borderlands is

[@CowKirbo]

I love these speedrun analysis videos.

[@M4SKED2001]

Rocket Jumping was one of the best features in Borderlands 2, getting rid of it in 3 and beyond was a mistake

[@johnborderlands]

they didn't get rid of it though

[@noobyboi484]

5:48 I was not ready for this

[@slim4950]

I knew it was gonna be about hole% since i saw the thumbnail on twitter! fun little piece of speedrunning lore

[@SoupDatabase]

I love this little history video style and I respect ur grind to make content for us even if u cant play as much yourself

[@boltactionknife8247]

Zeubiess my boy in a joltz video

[@corvax8644]

Community history videos👍🏼👍🏼

[@Sloshed_850]

Joltz I’ve been here since around 135k subs and it’s INCREDIBLE to see how close you are to 1 million!!!!!! I can’t wait for you to reach such an amazing milestone, you deserve it ❤

[@ryanu2352]

amazing vid. i was laughing the entire time of how crazy this games movement tech is

[@borisgboris2212]

We love zubiess and we love hole%

[@MyaMore-cb7zb]

I love that kind of content, explaining speedruns for the non initiated :) Keep up the good work :D

[@AlexeyBeganov]

please do more of these - these remind me of Wirtual's trackmania speedrun videos and those are some of my favourite YT content

[@loo3266]

Borderlands 2 if one of those rare games that you can literaly make a speedrun category for anything ,and I love it.

[@youareabsolutelyright7345]

Joltz’s become the loremaster of Borderlands 😂 Love this kind of videos, it is really interesting to know what’s happening in the hardhardcore fanclub!

[@CptFloppa]

i love video like these keep it up man !

[@samuellaurand9213]

I love those speedrun explaining videos, it's just like wirtual with trackmania, so good !

[@KaunsTV]

the burning barrel near claptraps is my worst enemy on speedruns..

[@camofelix]

It crossed my mind that a twofang zero might be able to get the same effective fire rate as the Gunzerker while getting the action skill movement speed

[@ragingre4per242]

i like these style of speedrunning vids some of the best content on YT

[@godsstruggler8783]

Meanwhile, Darksmoke has smashed the geared UVHM world record - again.

[@LordtoRevenge]

Video very much reminds of me Writual's Trackmania history videos, which I love. Would be awesome if you did more like this for various other runs or challenges in the Borderlands series!

[@Joe-gq2kv]

I remember Hole% being so hilarious when it came out. I can't believe it got so famous and competitive loooool

[@johanneshansson9071]

love your videos man

[@gagewammack2954]

I look forward to solid borderlands videos when you post even the old playthroughs are awesome to go back and watch

[@electroeel148]

Now do a speedrun where you have to fill your entire fully upgraded backpack with the Gub

[@padf-shrimpy1019]

Love this video! Mayhe commentate over some of your old playlists

[@Guts1991]

Just today I saw the word “points” in a game I was playing and thought “Damn it’s been a while since my boy Joltz uploaded”.

[@a.grimes4202]

*Lilith:* Hey, Tina? The title of this video seems kinda, uhh... *Tina:* Yeah, I know, Free Lilly, you think it’s like, discriminatory or something? I’ll ask Sal downstairs if _he_ thinks it’s discriminatory? Hey Salvador, is it OK if I use you in a KZbin thumbnail with a punny description in that thumbnail? *Salvador:* THAT IS AWESOME!!! *Tina:* Boo-yah. Not discriminatory.

[@sethkeatley252]

This reminds me of the insane perfection TrackMania speed runners try to achieve

[@HotdogWarmer]

Nothing beats Nipple% in Mario Odyssey where you speed run to get Marios shirt off.

[@jdisdetermined]

This brings back conc jumping and bunny hopping memories in team fortress classic. Man that game was my childhood. Same with counter strike. I actually alpha tested og cs. Was one of the first 20 people to ever play it.

[@chrisbucklin7048]

That is insane oh my word that's hilarious I actually enjoyed that that was great thanks Jolts

[@Federal_TK]

Meme runs are the best ones❤

[@PabloSilva-mb2qy]

BRO i love this kind of videos!

[@skifzz1]

Thank you joltz, this speedrun content is really interesting

[@Joltzdude139]

I'm glad you liked it

[@Ishan.khanna]

Sal ain't short He just saved his height skill points

[@thebaddestlarry9424]

Just glad for a joltz video

[@turnerhollingsworth9220]

I'm guessing Bandit Gaige went skiing with Dahl Maya

[@silenc3068]

Hey Joltz, had a question, think we’ll ever see vids for builds for the other 3 BL2 characters, right now there’s just Krieg, Sal, and Maya, and most that you can find online for the others only go to Level 72 OP8

[@lovingraptor8154]

Relentless grinder zeub 👌

[@caffina5882]

I love these types of videos. Keep it up!!

[@edstanator4846]

knowing my luck, id still have my bee equipped

[@AdamNRG316]

This was really fun. Reallyt enjoyed this vid. Such a random record lol.

[@Ewansarmy]

Joltz have you ever thought of doing a summoningsalt style 'The history of borderlands 2 speedrun'? You've got a great commentary style and probably already know all of the tricks.

[@bobstones6369]

3:20 idk why but that made me laugh for a while 😂

[@plabcentral630]

I love stuff like double bane. We are going to see stuff eventually like inverse, blindfolded, on airplane WiFi , mobile level 42 guitar hero run.

[@MrEricoze]

Nice! It'll be nice to see some more BR speedrun content, Joltz!

[@jaydenvang4762]

Pov: you just watched an old joltdude139 minecraft video and this was on your recommend page

[@matrixphijr]

This video broke the world record for the longest video of the shortest speedrun, coming in at an amazing 7521.968%!

[@sassageflair257]

Great video! I’d definitely watch more borderlands speedrun content on the channel :)

[@CNS95]

Please do more videos like these!

[@amnotibetyoudont2346]

Love your vids keep the great Work up!

[@thorakvideos2495]

This was a cool video, I can see this channel being revived with these kind of videos! :)

[@1lomi901]

switch & double bane run is hilarious !

[@steaplow9888]

These wirtual types of commenting on speedruns are rly good

[@IrradiatedMushroom]

Everyone going for those good old Internet Points GG Lads

[@shinobu2133]

And then a Runner by the name of Matt Turk...

[@captainplague2748]

dude I love this kind of content! you give such simple explanations, while keeping it interesting! I wanna see more varied content honestly!

[@waiora_wf]

As a q3 defrag player its kinda funny hearing a 7s run with 3 jumps being called insane lol

[@Frithials]

Joltz! Please beat the ENTIRE game with the bane

[@MrxLethal]

Ok I liked this video way more than I thought I would! Cool!

[@MudCrabber]

Seeing the thumbail and title immediately made me think of hole%

[@chompskydavinci]

The funny thung is that rocket jumping was actually a rocket ship plan in real life vut it was a bit different.

[@bigcazza5260]

demonite will be rock hard knowing that took an axton to beat a salvadore

[@saltycomet]

Miss demonite

[@MasterChiefHomer]

I rly like this sort of videos!

[@Zer04887]

I beated Borderlands 2 in a hour with Mya movement speed build with a butcher and a nodded grenade.

[@lukastaylor1397]

Awesome video Joltz! I loved it!

[@thatjuliusfellow5664]

super cool! you’re great at making these video essay style content. do you think you’ll ever make them for other games you like/find interesting?

[@cardprophecy97]

Tbh once I saw ten seconds, the first thing I thought of was upskirt%

[@quack3891]

it's always nice to see rocket jumping even if it's not tf2

[@ckmishn3664]

Wow, that's more than 5 milliseconds better than my fastest time. A LOT more than 5.

[@yazi3824]

Hits wall *slightly annoyed*

[@bac5956]

my run was not a joke

[@zeubiess5700]

They always recognize the greats after they're gone, chin up king

[@cap6695]

I love these speedruns!

[@SynthesizePW]

I think it’s cause he got a god roll butcher to show up on his screen.

[@ArinyaXoriGMVs]

My favorite meme speedrun: seeing up Moxxi's skirt lmao.

[@ismaelebottelli3679]

I love this kind of video!

[@MrDirt]

Call the video: "World Record Progression: Borderlands 2 Hole%" or "The Speedrun History of Borderlands 2 Hole%" I'm sure this brings more clicks. Do you know SummoningSalt on KZbin? He makes a lot of videos just like this and there are people who want to watch them, no matter which game.

[@adrefirebIade]

this video is like a wirtual video, I love it :D

[@yairhadad422]

Watching joltz since l was 13 knowing l watch the same game is insane at this point

[@JohnNichols566]

Mad respect for people who can rocket jump good let alone that good lol

[@chrislarson9504]

you cant forget about nipple % in mario odyssey if your talking about meme speedruns

[@KinslayerOfDoom]

Nice challenge, niiice video. Would definitely love more speedrun vids, Karl Jobst style.