This Dumb Horror Game Made Us Laugh For 1 HOUR STRAIGHT

[@vertigothesage]

I love how it went from "oh look the cow has teeth" to running from The Void Man Stealer of Toes

[@joeymarshall7663]

That just so happens to be my father

[@alyssafaith22]

here again to say 7:40 is my favorite convo exchange "you could never make Lisa moan" "that's my mom's name"

[@SympleSymon]

Aim of the game is to find the one version of the station with no anomalies, then exit safely. The boys achieve it. Yumi: WTF THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ... never change, boys

[@DantaineRemastered]

I think he was expecting it to be like Hospital 666

[@ZeroUltra7724]

Usually anomaly games have a chance to be normal or there is an anomaly during the run but this one is only normal on the end of the run so he is in the right.

[@SympleSymon]

@ZeroUltra7724 you mean he expected passing through the anomaly-free station would send them to a "second station" level, with a new layout and anomalies, and not be the win condition?

[@ZeroUltra7724]

@@SympleSymon yes all the anomaly games that I have seen like exit 8 or hospital 666 (which they played) have normal and not normal levels throughout the game because the whole thing is to guess if there is an anomaly or not but this game seems like it's guess which one is the anomaly. Do you get me?

[@Turtle_Inc]

There also talking about it while blarg is basically staring at the poster that says "exit when there is no anomalies"

[@TheHarryNe1son]

The first anamoly was the pillars were following you

[@JacobVonRoker]

thats crazy

[@springlocks-2]

pillar chase 2 real

[@a_random_author]

I love how obvious it is now looking back on it

[@khalilmalik_k565]

Blarg is Blarg because he is Blarg... Hamburber

[@matthewbain3983]

Man…I wasn’t prepared for this level of infinite wisdom from a Blarg video 🤯

[@Levi_courouleau]

HAMBURBER YEAH

[@justanotherdude_]

Who up hamming their burber 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣

[@the_cacco]

hamgurbernger

[@striker1106]

Yes

[@razerocket5421]

every time I see a picture of Yumi I forget what he looks like and the character model is what I always think he looks like

[@yunganaxes]

The blarg, kryoz, yumi puzzle game trio is elite

[@larualrdyno5277]

whenever they marked the train at 5:50 the numbers on the poles were watching them.

[@Killerelephant02]

Good catch

[@Omni-King-o1w]

I saw this too😂

[@VenThusiaist]

Fact: Kerning is just the spacing between characters in a font. For example, in "/d", the boxes containing "/" and "d" do not overlap, while in "//", the boxes containing each slash DO overlap. If they didn't overlap, it'd look more like "/ /".

[@floorlessceiling]

I didn't know I needed to know that, but thank you :) I'm gonna tell someone else that now

[@izon5468]

22:20 egg log live moment

[@zirconia121]

My favorite moment by far 🤣🤣

[@Dreeedger]

@@zirconia121Skoden stoodis better

[@H33T33]

He missed such a good opportunity to call his new channel Glarb.

[@Waas]

NEW BLARG LORE!!! WE HAVE A MOM NAME NOW!!!!!

[@jessica.ann24]

35:37 the silence when the lights cut off😂😂

[@LoreAccurateHusky]

YES!!! MORE OF THIS!!! The elevator one was just hilariously weird I was hoping to get another video with the same vibe.

[@larualrdyno5277]

I love when you three play games together

[@femaleredriot6855]

I was sad because I ran outta things to watch so I rewatched some other blarg videos until this came on!

[@thetwitchywarlock]

The subway doors opening sounds almost exactly like the FTL jump sound effect from battlestar galactica, that bugged me until i figured it out lol

[@TheRavensLegion]

Blarg normally: *absolute chaos that only god himself can stop (he won't)* Blarg promoting something: *sweetest Angel voice with giddy giggles*

[@Powerwashincrocs]

Need more of stuff like this with this trio! Kryoz’s deadpan humor is top notch.

[@DJdoppIer]

Maybe the anomalies were the friends we made along the way.

[@puffermanman]

I like the suit in the thumbnail. I looks very well made.

[@jamiemedernach6576]

At 32:07 when blarg said someone is having diarrhea I litterally shart exploded in the toilet as he said that

[@Konnerkingg]

45:19 I would expect it from soup but I never expected a Metallica reference from blarg

[@ghostfinger6341]

All of the goons are metal fans iirc

[@Unkreaper]

​@@ghostfinger6341 yup they are, blarg is a giga BMTH fan since Count Your Blessings

[@Turtle_Inc]

*staring at a sign telling them to exit when theres no anomalies* "I dont think thats how its supposed to be!"

[@nateckert2424]

This is the best possible trio for this game

[@HowieRaps]

How did you guys even start playing with Yumi? I can't remember the backstory but I'm glad to see you guys playing more often he cracks me tf up 😂

[@kankstank4395]

They started playing with him 5 years ago on siege cause they were both getting big at the time

[@kayagorzan]

They’ve been playing with Yumi for ages

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

55:37 oh my god, a "My Name" joke, I haven't heard one in a WHILE

[@theSplashyflush]

blarg should post a video of him in a sexy minion outfit

[@snowballlildck5851]

I second this

[@KVOPLUS-MAIN]

8:58 "I Marked His Teeth Then God Took Me..."

[@jackfishthe6th373]

I dub this game as Gaslight Simulator.

[@the_cacco]

bro the new channel is exactly what I needed just hours of unedited blarg

[@shadeslayer1326]

I can't seem to find it, even after searching for it😢 pls help 🙏

[@Pool-h5w]

@@shadeslayer1326 its linked in the video description

[@shadeslayer1326]

@@the_cacco the one spot I didn't think to look 🤦 thank you lol

[@shadeslayer1326]

@@Pool-h5w didn't see the @, my bad 😅 thank you lol

[@HoarfrostTheDragon]

The thumbnail drew my attention to this lol

[@MonkeyMan7841]

I know the nasty furry chasing you would be scary for anyone 😨

[@HoarfrostTheDragon]

Depends on the person lmfao​@@MonkeyMan7841

[@savagestriker799]

I wish blarg had his facecam on for this 😂

[@isaachoose3095]

37:18 I shit myself when one of them was standing on the stairs

[@floppycheese96]

lol I saw the pillar numbers moving at station one instantly

[@Kaiju_02]

8:50 me when i dont mind ketchup on my hotdog🌭

[@ShantyGames1]

Game: make sure to remember and mark things wrong Them: aww do I have to!? Lets just mark random shit lol Me: well this is going to be a long video

[@Akawump]

Hospital 666 but train be like: Also, can we just appreciate Blarg's ability to sing (35:24)

[@Naillig23]

25:07 that one had me rolling 😂😂

[@Mcgilacudi]

such a random combo blarg yumi and john

[@DantePaxton113]

Kryoz sound like a chill surfer dude in a perpetual state of slightly inconvienced

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

Yeeees, glad to hear about the new channel. Im those weird people that like to watch full video's. xD

[@Omni-King-o1w]

5:43 I just realized the 9 signs were following where you go

[@EZ7Live]

The first anomaly was the 9s on the pillars. They were following the player's view

[@IBeSkyyy]

Leafy been real quiet since this came out 🗿

[@clintmaricapacite8737]

A blarg video at 3am now I can't sleep

[@xenslen_7784]

I love these long form videos, perfect to sit down to.

[@jarzza3881]

Man those anomalies made my anxiety go trough the roof god damnit😖

[@PeacefulPPO]

7:40 😂 he quick with it

[@HowieRaps]

BRING BACK PUTTING EVERYONES CHANNELS IN THE DESCRIPTION 😆

[@davidreljac1707]

Kerning is the spacing between letters in words.

[@Swiftairhead289]

i love how mat said "he also had root beer" as i was drinking root beer 😭

[@z4565]

18:16 Am I the only one who finds I got got again so funny lmao🤣

[@bobbanana8480]

training my brain to fall asleep when this video plays night yall

[@bobbanana8480]

day 2 night yall

[@bobbanana8480]

day 4 i fell asleep before i could send the message yesterday so night

[@DrippyKermit]

It would've been perfect for the cow anomaly to be a slab of steak instead

[@Ihateterrariabats]

Istg this is the best trio for games like this

[@tnb_command4937]

3 people and still able to miss anomalies, impressive if anything. The first one as well, rotating 9's around the pillars, no-one noticed...

[@BiblicallyAccurateAngel.]

"He sounds like he eats sunscreen" I'm dying

[@baguettebiscuit5808]

More Blarg? Guess I have to watch more Blarg.

[@luisvillarreal7781]

First anomaly scared me yall didn’t even notice the moving numbers by the train

[@Kin_fe]

35:24 i was just singing beggin because my dog of begging someone for food right before this happened

[@jardeshna]

"The kerning's different" this guy designs

[@Arrow0069]

Matt , we need a Japan VLOG

[@VoiZZo]

goated thumbnail frfr

[@HoarfrostTheDragon]

On goddddd

[@Calamity-of-Mist]

New Blarg video means I have something exciting to watch.

[@amandatenney3028]

I will say that I do like the soundeffects on the game a lot.

[@LucasAnderson-gj1zl]

BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER

[@dunderzubbi5663]

first my goat Yumi now Blarg too, making more channels with vods 🙏

[@D3adcash]

Blarg = content = blarg

[@AfterAll_IsSaid]

Bamhurger moments

[@JGerrity]

2:55 Parabon Dental... Is that Shayne from Smosh?

[@CRatcliffe]

Ayyy an hour of the boys. I’m good with it

[@jasoneclipse7828]

Blarg created a new account...guys? Guys?! Sounds like Smitty is ahead..

[@benjaminhiscott5993]

36:31 The scary bin

[@zkillyatt1738]

Btw you don’t need to mark creature anomalies, you just gotta go hit the button.

[@ZFire2020]

Yknow, ive never known what the fuck WC meant. Did not expect to learn that from a Blarg video.

[@SomeGuy-ei7mw]

I never thought that I would get lied to like this, the title says for one hour straight but it’s one hour and 15 seconds😔

[@PoptartDrugie]

The amount of posts from my favorite KZbinr is surprising

[@gabycashy5]

first anomaly was the blue column with the letter 9 on it was rotating

[@notchs0son]

Hamburger …Blarg is he because blarg is blarg.

[@angeldesmo]

Pov: you are a train but in 2x speed 😂

[@savagebeast7626]

Yay new blarg minus channel

[@TheHarryNe1son]

This is the earliest I've ever been to a video lmao at posted 3 mins ago

[@ojtoons2788]

this is good content i just feel like im going insane

[@malyck]

I thought that character was Ludwig in the beginning 😂😂

[@Eazon_]

50:00 Matt spray painted it but yumi reported it, maybe thats why?

[@Ex0t1cSkittle]

Im so stoked for this man 🔥

[@124furry]

everything is like a horror game 😅

[@124furry]

call me dumb ( because I'm dumb 🙂 )

[@duck-ew5zs]

Blarg's intros always sound like he's getting tickled

[@Ibraheem124]

32:56 santa be like

[@RandomGamer-64m37]

early gang also new channel is actually goated ive watched the vid 👍

[@RandomGuyLandy]

God damn I'm early this time. Anyways, keep doing some more random videos like this. Love it.

[@demir1069]

Mentioned pepole is crazy

[@Dragon__Lord]

Words cannot express how fast I clicked on this video after seeing the tumbnail

[@terjeringdalen6298]

@Blarg There can be more than 1 anomaly.

[@jeb-the-doomed]

the player character looks like ludwig

[@Zenalam]

Should’ve named the new channel BlargRaw or RawBlarg

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

Hamblarger

[@Zenalam]

@@Random_Guy_20xx RawHamblarger

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

@@Zenalam cheeseblarger deluxe

[@camzon60fps36]

I love Blarg's special videos

[@hudsn382]

Let’s go, horror time

[@JoeyOllar]

Oxford square moment