This fake Skyrim quest made me feel EVIL

[@Colecruzin]

Man joov gotta be the most entertaining skyrim KZbinr I hope he’ll do a region lock in markarth that would be amazing

[@DietJoov]

It gets asked often. We'll do Markarth eventually!

[@Colecruzin]

@@DietJoov sounds good joov can’t wait brother keep up the videos man your doing great !!

[@kams8759]

i remember overhearing in a vod that the markarth region lock will be a skyrim together collaboration video

[@DrakeKnight99]

Funnier than Jabo. That guy released 2 vids on how F4 was "ruined" it sounded like him throwing a fit over stupid stuff that doesn't matter

[@nqstyarii]

@@DrakeKnight99 I would not say that Joov is better than Jabo because they are both S Tier streamers / KZbinrs on an equal level and they ae both funny in their own way.

[@icantfeelmylegs9329]

youve given me a crazy idea joov when you mentioned weaponizing the chicken in town. you should seriously begin an animal uprising in each town or city, using frenzy spells and causing them to go mad, see which towns can survive against there own animals

[@DietJoov]

Love this! We can see which towns are best prepared to face a domestic animal uprising

[@icantfeelmylegs9329]

@@DietJoov yesssss it would be awesome

[@nicklagoni7306]

@@DietJoov the Midwest has been awful quiet since this comment thread happened 😳

[@Trephining]

@@DietJoov possible video title: Can You Beat Skyrim as the Beastmaster? or Who Let the Dogs Out?

[@DietJoov]

RIP to my Iowa Hawkeye national championship dreams :(

[@asradasyourdad3804]

‘Twas a good run bud

[@TheFeltmeister]

Your probably the only thing good to come from Iowa 😂😂

[@calebnelson4932]

o7

[@joshalmightyblades]

😂

[@joshalmightyblades]

Oh and seriously try Yorkshire tea Gold. More caffeine Tham than coffee, and way better all around. Spiff knows his tea.

[@Krishnath.Dragon]

I always end up adopting Lucia from Whiterun and Sophie from Windhelm. Both are orphans living on the street (Lucia is a beggar and Sophie sells flowers), but are really adorable and have tragic backstories.

[@fronski8502]

Omg omg same

[@clorby22]

For me it’s Sophie and the kid in Dawnstar whose name I forgot. He works in and out the mines, running around all day in the freezing cold, even forced to sleep outside most nights.

[@joshalmightyblades]

Sophie reminds me of Aerith from FF7. Gets me Every time...😢

[@erhmagerd]

The random Mammoth falling from the sky was too good lmao

[@johnclark222]

You will always kill Saffir 'redguard'less of her sleeping position

[@mushroomkingwolfie]

Joov's favorite Skyrim class is "not a stealth archer"

[@Trephining]

I like how one of hte kids at the orphanage said something like "when I grow up, I'm going to be an assassin, so I can help lots of kids, just like you". The kid watched the video. But did he like and subscribe?

[@andrewb1986]

25:21 You kill the parents, send the kids to the orphanage, leaving the dog in Riverwood with...? RIP Stump.

[@JohnQDarksoul]

If you want to keep your game files untouched and therefore not bork your files, mod organizer is your best bet. It places all of the mods you put into it in a completely separate path from your actual skyrim installation. You can also have different mod profiles in mod organizer, letting you switch between mod setups relatively easily.

[@AndrewBrownK]

mod organizer is definitely the best choice for advanced modding

[@snorreforbregd2694]

1:08:33 "What can a TV host do in a world without TV other than orphaning children?"

[@Tautolonaut]

32:32 "A stabbin', I saw a stabbin!" "...What is it now, mother?" etc.

[@dorianshepard2841]

Console "SetEssential 0" on the character

[@roerose4449]

Joov will you say hi to twich chat for us!

[@DietJoov]

Sure thing

[@Zoddy32]

Hi Joov, been watchin ur vods for a while now, love ur content as I have been playing Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim since the beginning (20 yrs). Am off work sick atm and contemplating playing this quest to pass time!

[@DietJoov]

Get well soon!

[@bsbsbdbdb3350]

a year ago? bros talking about caitlyn clark? bro was so ahead of the swing on that one

[@bradhawkins975]

Man, that encumbrance challenge sounds like a great idea that you came up with! ;)

[@bluesentinelavoch4440]

Joov, you have to stop before you make me purchase todd-rim for the 50th time

[@feraltrans293]

Been having so much fun watching you the last couple months!

[@kyle9401]

1:17:00 Heavy cream in coffee is absolutely heavenly. Just a small amount is all you need. It really cuts the acid and makes the drink feel more substantial. I'm glad great minds think alike! Also, this vod channel rules and your stream is super chill.

[@rustammadatli6666]

How about region locking yourself at Winterhold! I bet it’s gonna be a miserable experience

[@mjwtruth]

Started early with Funko pops then fell off. Have well over 100 though. Some rares like 1 of 1008 Black Suit Superman, pink tights CM Punk, original Master Chief, Blue Eyes Legolas, and the whole Mass Effect series

[@Katie.JesusIsKing]

This is 9 mo later and C. Clark is still killing it. She is everywhere at every grocery store , bar, and restaurant 😂 I live in Altoona , outside of Des Moines 😊

[@horakhty2217]

2:03:23 I see what you did there LMAO

[@astrxl8426]

poland mentioned!!😃

[@dorianshepard2841]

Hey nerd you knocked Verner instead of Tormir. Time for glasses

[@marco_arto5553]

Insurance run sounds hella fun!

[@Trephining]

insurance makes everything more fun

[@AndrewBrownK]

2:45:23 "can you beat skyrim with every x mod installed" I'll speak on this. I got to level 100 on a "serious playthrough" with a whole ton of these. The summary is this.... These mods have very configurable MCMs. So you can make it vary from completely impossible to progress past level 1, to barely a bump in your road. At the end of the day a "balanced" MCM config can probably be described as "grim dark ultra hard mode" compared to vanilla skyrim.

[@xeneler]

Cant wait for your insurance fraud video now joov lol

[@gargablargblarg]

Joov bestowing another VOD Thank you great one

[@Jacob-ce7nh]

Joov peak yt

[@cassiewanek]

Not Joov being a FIB 😭😭😭

[@mararaisanen5696]

"Minette" lmao

[@gamengirl2.0]

1:44:42 i pretty sure you can buy that dog

[@PierroCh5]

Look at all those sweet-rolls-faced NPCs in the twitch chat 🙄 VOD channel audience truly is superior, anyway...

[@davemardrov777]

Joov do a Skyrim region lock of Skyrim plz 😂

[@lloydizzle33]

American pronunciation of Pierogi always gets me. xD

[@WistfulMist11105]

Challenge Idea: Vegetarian Naturalist Wizard As a vegan wizard you choose to refrain from products made from animals in their enslavement to mankind. You are a naturalist as well and choose to remain entirely naked with no armor or mortal creations that keep the fresh air from touching your skin. Animals of all kinds are seen as sacred to you, you use shouts and spells that command or pacify them to accomplish your goals without ever harming a flie (humans are seen as butchers by you, you kill them to save animals). Goals: I don't know to be honest but if anyone wants to add I welcome it Requirements: Play in survival on legendary difficulty Eat only foods that a vegan would eat Do not kill any animals Obtain shouts/skills that command or pacify animals Do not wear any clothes, armor, or jewelry Only ever sleep outside A dog follower might be nice Do not collect any gold (the principal embodiment of mortal possessions and greed)

[@TheFeltmeister]

I think if he did this but used the long bow rom the start and only arrows he made from chopping wood and mined his own ore and smelted it be fine bc it's not animal's amd be could combine them with the animal control perks

[@WistfulMist11105]

@@TheFeltmeister That's a really good idea and I hadn't thought of that. I was mainly thinking about allowing magic but you have a really good idea as well. Imagine Joov having to craft all his own arrows 😂

[@Trephining]

Extra optional add-on ideas: -burn/destroy every stable, as they are turning horses into slaves; murder the stable owners and workers too -Temba Wide-Arm should be your spouse or follower or something else significant -use a mod or console commands or some other meddling to make it so that vegetable foods are somewhat more useful in terms of their replenishment of health and stamina, and add in some magicka replenishment from them as well; i.e. veggie power -no slaying of giants, as they befriend cows -no slaying of spriggans as they are friends of animals -obtain as many animal followers/pets as possible

[@SanalliteSapling]

Funny, Today is Sunday.

[@s8nbbg899]

loved watching this stream 🤞

[@KcTries]

Hi twitch chat

[@powdermelonkeg]

Hi Twitch!

[@wren1462]

1:51:10 I like it

[@DaddyMaster76]

Epic

[@Hattrick986]

Hello twitch chat! ❤

[@dragonrage1153]

Let's go

[@cassiewashere20]

Jooooooov

[@TylerAdler]

5th comment

[@hitomisalazar4073]

Well, late and all, but I couldn't see if anyone answered this. But yeah. There's a few forks you can use as weapons. One is found on a table in the East Empire Company customs office (where Vittoria Vici works during her day job). Crossbow bolts used to only be able to be crafted at the forge in Fort Dawnguard, and only after you completed quests for them involving the Breton girl that they recruit. However with the Creation Club stuff that they give you with the Anniversary Edition and such, the Castle Fletcher store in Solitude (right near the top of the ramp leading to the blacksmith from the small market square) will sell Crossbows and Crossbow Bolts. Once you have a perk and buy a particular crossbow/bolt from the store (so Steel Crafting for Steel, Ebony Crafting for Ebony, etc) you can just make crossbow bolts at any forge. Or get mods that let you do it by various means. Like Skyrim Reborn giving the Marksmanship tree a perk at about 25 Marksmanship if I recall to make your own crossbow and steel/dwarven bolts. Also mentioning that Castle Fletcher bit it causes probably the dumbest quest in Skyrim I've seen to happen. Anytime you buy a Dwarven Crossbow Bolt from the Castle Fletcher? Calcemo in Markarth will somehow have heard of it and send a letter wanting to buy a single crossbow bolt off you (no matter how many you bought). They'll buy it for double what you paid (4 septims from 2) or if you pass a moderate Persuasion check Calcemo will pay you 8 Septims for a single crossbow bolt. But he only wants that single crossbow bolt. Not like you can sell him a full stack for a profit or anything. It's weird. I have no idea why they put that in and I never noticed the quest until I got the Anniversary Edition upgrade and bought a bolt from Castle Fletcher (and that seems to be the only thing that causes it, he doesn't care if I craft my own or loot it off a Dwemer Construct). Also speaking of the magic telepathy telecomms whatever response to things that people shouldn't know. I never forget, and am often amused by something I ran into with my first Skyrim run. Anise's Cabin, and Anise herself. Snooping around I found her secret plans and she tried to murder me. So I killed her in self defense. With Anise dead anyway, I claimed the cabin as a little home for myself as people do. Took stuff from it I wanted to use for crafting, etc. Four in game days later or so, some Hired Thugs jump me at the Whiterun Stables. With a contract... from Anise. Not over the fact that I murdered her, or anything like that. But because I STOLE from her. After I most definitely killed her. I always would joke about how Skyrim seems to have some Necromancer Bounty System as dead people somehow are able to contact (and pay!) thugs over things that happened after they died.

[@Tautolonaut]

The Calcelmo radiant quest has always been there, IIRC it can happen with any dwemer item... however if you simply drop the note without reading it, he NEVER sends you another one, thank the Divines!

[@hitomisalazar4073]

@@Tautolonaut Huh. I've literally never gotten it for anything but when I but a Dwarven Crossbow Bolt from the Castle Fletcher. And gotten it every time I've done that if the quest wasn't active. Good tip on just dropping the note though.

[@Tautolonaut]

@@hitomisalazar4073Maybe Calcelmo and the fletcher are running some sort of money laundering scam lol

[@kromlok]

Vod channel best channel

[@Trephining]

Is it better than his normal Joov channel? I think I only checked that one out like 2x. First time was about a year ago, and I didn't even know enough about Skyrim for whatever was in the video to make sense to me, so none of the humor was of any value to me, so anytime I saw a Joov or Diet Joov video I went right past it until I finally sample one of the door randomizing ones, and that was fun. I like when there is something that alters the game mechanics in a way that makes my brain feel the need to go back to the beginning and rethinki gameplay strategy.

[@PressA2Die]

Does this channel still do Legume facts or are we over that?

[@DietJoov]

You're more than welcome to share Legume Facts, although the market is not as strong for them these days. They're still considerably cooler than Worm Facts

[@PressA2Die]

@@DietJoov The other day I heard that they use Legumes in crop rotation to add nitrogen to the soil because Legumes do it better than any other crop. I heard that and I remembered this channel.

[@nicklagoni7306]

@@PressA2Die you know what's even better at nutrient cycling than legumes??? Worms @diet joov >:(

[@Trephining]

@@PressA2Die legumes can be grown on the dark side of the moon

[@nicklagoni7306]

This episode is pogtown and you should be the mayor!