Kevin destroying every village cause of the actions of one group is real "Teacher punishes the whole class for one dickhead acting up" vibes
@NoArmsSally7 ай бұрын
Very “Noah’s Ark”
@lionrampant317 ай бұрын
Yeah I was thinking more Old Testament than old school days.
@Chicky_Lumps7 ай бұрын
@@NoArmsSally Except the Bible specifically claims that one was because _everyone_ was acting up.
@EighmyLupin7 ай бұрын
@@Chicky_Lumps This^ Noah and his family were literally the ONLY people not acting up.
@isabeanie817 ай бұрын
@@Chicky_Lumpseven the animals?
@YasinYousuf-pc6gq7 ай бұрын
The people of the successful town attacking the Giants, who gave them the resources, as soon as they have power is such a Human thing to do lol
@pedrovallefin84067 ай бұрын
Lets be honest, if Kevin were in their position he would have done the same thing. They probably realized that he was just waiting for an excuse to destroy them. But their atempt at self-preservation ended in something of a self fullfilling prophecy. Which is also very Kevin like. So i guess what we learned from today's video is that Kevin is, in fact, human. Shocking, i know.
@HyouMix7 ай бұрын
"Why does God punish us?! Why?!?!?!"
@Kagira200627 күн бұрын
@@pedrovallefin8406 They were made in his image. Turns out that wasn't a good thing.
@Ellary_Rosewood7 ай бұрын
According to Kevin, EVERY game allows him to be God.
@hisen3.1467 ай бұрын
Kevin: Agnostic Simulator allows you to be God, maybe.
@MentholMango7 ай бұрын
That’s because Kevin IS God
@JimPickensCult7 ай бұрын
And what is real life if not but an elaborate game?
@noAAAAAH20017 ай бұрын
powerwash simulator
@fruitpunch21087 ай бұрын
Kevin is God 😂
@thejusmenon54397 ай бұрын
Kevin is back with his majestic turtleneck
@Nefariously_ignorant7 ай бұрын
He's unveiling the new iPhone
@josh.02207 ай бұрын
Kevin Jobs
@RubyBlueUwU7 ай бұрын
You know it’s gonna be good when Kevo pulls out the turtleneck
@kierstinishere46937 ай бұрын
Must be religious because it's giving father 💅 (That was bad but I tried lol)
@fabiansw87 ай бұрын
How long has he lived on the continent now? Its really made an impression
@RatimirK7 ай бұрын
“Highwood settled.” -> “Highwood has been destroyed!” in a matter of seconds, I expect nothing less from Kevin
@scot_e7 ай бұрын
17:15 “I got it out of my system, all the rage is done” spoken like a god of a New Testament.
@RedheadInahead7 ай бұрын
Kevin genuinely being sad that the ocean giant was being attacked was kinda sweet. Like he actually broke character for a second
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens7 ай бұрын
Well, this can’t possibly go wrong…
@mrfrog09137 ай бұрын
Hello leader Jim
@imaturtle647 ай бұрын
All hail Jim pickens
@zatsunedemon71607 ай бұрын
Hi leader jim Pickens
@Nefariously_ignorant7 ай бұрын
Cool, it's Jimminy Pickens
@BextraTerrestrial7 ай бұрын
OUR GREAT AND DEAR LEADER WE EXALT YOU
@realdragon7 ай бұрын
Moral of the story is that you can do violence as long as it's not against Kevin with god powers, he will show you what violence is
@John-lz2bs7 ай бұрын
The fact that the humans literally attacked the two least violent of the giants is what gets me The ocean giant just kinda vibed in the ocean and made food taste better And the forest giant was the most active in helping
@mferreiraluiza7 ай бұрын
god trying to make the giants kiss is just like the comment section trying to force a romance between Default and Turg
@medichampion3287 ай бұрын
I miss Default.
@sapphireblue40317 ай бұрын
@@medichampion328 Default doesn't care about public appearances
@RubyBlueUwU7 ай бұрын
And Kevin himself. Tbh I think the only one not into it was default herself
@rachela93957 ай бұрын
this sentence would put a victorian child into a coma
@FlooraFlovira7 ай бұрын
@@RubyBlueUwU Tbf Default is neutral about literally everything, so it's understandable.
@D_Skipper7 ай бұрын
6:18 "Someone settled with Shrek! Someone was desperate enough!" Please, Shrek would have to settle for us. We don't deserve him.
@alexgustavus78227 ай бұрын
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
@user-qv2mc3dw5o7 ай бұрын
Shrek is Love and Shrek is Life, yet Shrek hatred and Shrek is death, for Shrek is the essence of our being and to doubt Shrek is to doubt oneself.
@RubyBlueUwU7 ай бұрын
check yourself before you shrek yourself
@craigyeates18547 ай бұрын
@@RubyBlueUwUhe who smelt it shreked it
@Matthew.Sweeney7 ай бұрын
get Shreked
@Aaaaaaarrrpirate7 ай бұрын
Kevin playing Reus 1 a month before the sequel comes out is kind of genius
@Aaaaaaarrrpirate7 ай бұрын
Military genius, some would say
@szofiazonai90347 ай бұрын
exactly my thought!
@HyouMix7 ай бұрын
There's gonna be a sequel? Cool
@guilhermeborbabrito36645 ай бұрын
Wait? Theres a sequel?!
@szofiazonai90345 ай бұрын
@@guilhermeborbabrito3664 Yesss It just came out like 15 days ago and I'm OBSESSED. It's really good!!
@_just_zxck_17977 ай бұрын
3:24 "more edible" little does kevin know that kangaroo is eaten all over Australia, putting kangaroo in the name saves no creature from us
@Kr-nv5fo7 ай бұрын
Just don't tell the Chinese about the amazing aphrodisiac effects of eating a cane toad. It would cause the species to become extinct within a decade.
@HunchbackOfNotreJon7 ай бұрын
I got into an argument once because I mentioned having eaten kangaroo gumbo in Austria. I do mean Austria. At the time, I was abroad in Germany in grade school. We briefly crossed the border on the way to another German city and it was when we stopped to eat. I knew we weren't in Australia, but it was also very confusing insofar as my knowledge of Austria was that it sounds like Australia and also my only experience while there was eating kangaroo before leaving. Oddly, a lot of people here (US) seem to think they're endangered.
@PraxesArdenn7 ай бұрын
@HunchbackOfNotreJon To Americans, "I've never personally seen one in the back yard" = a special rare creature that must be preserved, unless it's ugly.
@pythonixx7 ай бұрын
@@Kr-nv5fothat would be a good thing in Australia
@DBswag_7 ай бұрын
I was being attacked by a Kangaroo in my dream last night. Maybe it was taking revenge for it's fallen brethren 😂
@darkovikaplayssimgames7 ай бұрын
Oh man, what a throwback! This game elicits fond memories from me, because early on in my very old youtube attempts, it got an abnormal amount of views on my channel (for me, that was like 500~ at the time), and I was SO excited thinking that "this is it" (spoilers: it wasn't, lmao). I still get very happy fuzzy feelings with this game though, haha
@milliediaz99197 ай бұрын
Sometimes I get sad, but then I remember that Kevin had a maintenance guy come to his house and ask if the hung up picture of Jim Pickens was a relative of his and Kevin just answered “Uhh no” without further explanation, then I feel better.
@guilhermeborbabrito36645 ай бұрын
When did this happened?
@L--M7 ай бұрын
10:40 "Smitten, I believe...You're being silly!"
@YaBoiAltair7 ай бұрын
"Good news everyone, they trust me now," has to be one of the scariest sentences to hear coming out of Kevin's mouth
@Midrealm_DM7 ай бұрын
Every time I play this game, the villagers grow too greedy or angry and turn against my giants. So I watched this hoping to get some insight on how to prevent this from happening. I was disappointed, but entertained.
@brandonlawrence80777 ай бұрын
Regardless of what game Kevin plays, I already know the ending, and then they all died or in a cult.
@pedrovallefin84067 ай бұрын
Or both, though rarely in that order. In this case they all died only, but if its a world where Kevin is worshiped as a god, doesnt that count as they being all on his cult?
@Neofeora7 ай бұрын
In a world where Kevin is the god, his bible would only contain 2 chapters: The Genesis and then straight to the Revelation
@Appelmoes4447 ай бұрын
Reus is such a nice game, actually made in the Netherlands, where I come from. Awesome video! Love your videos and your godly powers 🎉
@charmikyu21567 ай бұрын
Which also explains the name.
@HyouMix7 ай бұрын
Amazing, a country that fight nature back in making a game about God.
@meaganbechard83357 ай бұрын
It’s funny that he even Noah’s Arked his people
@MrMarket19877 ай бұрын
Considering how pretty much the bulk of the entire Animal Kingdom can be traced back to evolutive origins as water organisms, the Giant Crab God representing chickens and meat makes perfect sense (from a certain point of view).
@mrblue13566 ай бұрын
Interesting theory, so I have to ask.. How does it explain living fossils? Are all those animals left out of evolution? If anything evolved, gaining new traits, why is there no evidence? Surely, with all the bones being excavated, there would be thousands of evolutionary skeletal structures... yet there are none. Why would they hoax a discovery of the missing link a few times, with the latest desperate clutch being 'Lucy' which is an ape skeleton they have tried to make look human? When we look at DNA and peptides etc, they need each other to function ( and this is in all animals) and not only disproves evolution but backs creation. The real question is, why are we lied to since childhood about all this and why are they still trying to cram this down our throats today? I am genuinely asking.
@TheAwesomeAlan7 ай бұрын
I remember wanting this game when it first came out, all the way back in 2013, when I first started getting into PC gaming. It introduced me to its genre of game.
@thesuperginge13487 ай бұрын
Reus is so good! I cant wait for the sequel's full release, I exhausted the beta a few times over
@Rarity36Rage7 ай бұрын
“Much easier to manage”. Zooms out to the dystopian world of water
@samcloud12137 ай бұрын
I've been playing Reus for YEARS I'm happy Kevin played this
@aoihitori7 ай бұрын
Well all these years Kevin playing as a God and Jim Pickens is just his mortal Vessel.
@pedrovallefin84067 ай бұрын
Youre only half right. Kevin does plays as a god, but he only does it when he plays as Jim, Kevin being the mortal vessel of the Dear Leader.
@Glimmerling7 ай бұрын
I love Reus! They're working on the sequel. It was cool seeing Kevin play one of the more obscure games I like. XD
@EvolvedShrimp7 ай бұрын
A Game where you play as a god and Kevin Chose to wear a turtle neck... i guess it is fiting
@San-lh8us7 ай бұрын
why? does god wears a turtle neck?
@EvolvedShrimp7 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us cause
@EvolvedShrimp4 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us tbh i forgot the reason for this comment
@SchoneTier7 ай бұрын
when kevin's talking about god, all i can think about is, hmm how and when the griefer jesus would spawn right next to our character in any moment? or maybe it's the extreme griefer jesus i dunno i'm not picky, either would be fine.
@writinggamer80597 ай бұрын
This game looks great! There used to be a game called Black and White where you played as a god with a giant creature, and could be good or evil. But it was more of a strategy game on rails, having to complete specific goals of conquest and puzzles, and I just wanted it to be a more sandbox game like this seems to be.
@harford077 ай бұрын
In fairness, this game is also 11 years old. I played it on Steam 10 years ago
@elliepoole55057 ай бұрын
As a teacher I can't approve of you destroying schools. As a morbid gamer, I 100% approve of it.
@HyouMix7 ай бұрын
As a teacher, you should approve of him blaming the entire population for one's mistake.
@niallnochill7 ай бұрын
Kevin looking mighty handsome in that turtle neck
@MeCooper7 ай бұрын
Oh wow I remember this game! The developers are really nice people!
@WallNutBreaker5247 ай бұрын
1:17 Call Me Kevin unleashing his Inner Jacksepticeye and Nogla. 😂
@johnschmidt68407 ай бұрын
If you ever need reassurance these videos always provide that just a great familiar comfort keep it up!
@Keng07 ай бұрын
when kevin posts its the best part of my day
@RaininPayne27 ай бұрын
Y’all will never know the pain of waiting 3-6 months for him to upload in 2016
@Zombi85187 ай бұрын
what is that goofy emoji
@Keng07 ай бұрын
@@RaininPayne2 aw omg thats awful. i was sad when he recently started posting less often, but happy that he can spend more time on them, and not stress himself out!!
@Keng07 ай бұрын
@@Zombi8518 no clue thought he looked funny lol
@w.a.m.Awan7777 ай бұрын
''Fellas we're starting again this is a new training planet'' Kevin says and starts destroying whole Humanity, starting from beginning, is the God's speed run by Call Me Kevin?🤔😂
@Profeshinal7 ай бұрын
I like how Kevin basically reenacted the Bible. Create man, man develop, man get mad, man get flooded, make new man. Kevin truly is a genius in everything.
@ouplas7 ай бұрын
Reus was such a great game, thank you for reminding me about it Kevin
@Actlikeali7 ай бұрын
16:48 I would love to see Kevin direct the next Godzilla movie 😂
@kukuhimanputraraharja80847 ай бұрын
kevin: hey friends! how is it going?😊 that kevin intro always feel like that one friend who is always ready to shine a warm welcome to soothe our souls everyday. then kevin always proceeds to ruin simulated people's lives after that happy greeting😅
@petergreyward7 ай бұрын
"Today we are Playing God" for a second I thought you were doing a Polyphia cover lmao
@theflamingphoenix53637 ай бұрын
I've genuinely seen steeper roads than that mountain to.
@JamesTaylor-pn4zf4 ай бұрын
This reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Bender tries to be God.
@kukuhimanputraraharja80847 ай бұрын
kevin: oh no. we got a new digital nomad...😢 DIGITAL NOMAD IS APPROACHING!!!
@BakedLeppy7 ай бұрын
Deadly premonition whistle while the village burns. 😂
@righteousknighteous7 ай бұрын
Reus! It's been YEARS since I last watched someone play this game!
@deathfxu7 ай бұрын
Yes, but, Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law... Call Posy!
@ViperCanel7 ай бұрын
14:37 What a wholesome moment a god talking to his creation.
@kakahass88457 ай бұрын
I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS GAME WHEN I WAS A CHILD! I didn't even know English at the time this feels so nostalgic.
@craigyeates18547 ай бұрын
A video about Kevin playing god? Can’t wait to see what goes wrong
@medianoche37 ай бұрын
The standard title to any game Kevin plays. My little pony: Magic Friendships: This game let's you play as a horse god! - Kevin
@justnone98097 ай бұрын
Kevin posted this on my birthday and youtube didn’t even recommend it to me
@CarnyDaClown7 ай бұрын
Kevin just casually dropping us hints about his god complex
@drewcantdraw77857 ай бұрын
2:28 “what if instead of praying we all made eye contact with god” i did that yesterday during the solar eclipse! now i am legally blind!
@Greenhawk47 ай бұрын
I think you mean the moon and sun.
@drewcantdraw77857 ай бұрын
@@Greenhawk4 meh i kept seeing jokes about how it looks like god’s eye. i’m not actually religious tho
@ctdaniels7049Ай бұрын
Ah! A floating head! ...oh wait it's just I've never seen Kevin in a turtleneck before. Neat!
@erickawhom7 ай бұрын
i'm so glad you're playing this game, i love it
@Emymagdalena7 ай бұрын
God accidentally calling the giants gods and saying wait no, I’m the only god is exactly how the titan wars happened… and then promptly monotheism
@pravitkeyo91677 ай бұрын
15:18 i call them the village people
@idanzigm7 ай бұрын
kevin has an undercurrent of chaotic evil and it makes me nervous but im also here for it
@Blakenwhyte7 ай бұрын
This is a massive throwback
@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I7 ай бұрын
Throwback to 0AD
@Blakenwhyte7 ай бұрын
@@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I ooga booga
@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I7 ай бұрын
@@Blakenwhyte Booga boo
@europeanwildcat7 ай бұрын
I hope Kevin makes a video on Black & White 2 someday, I bet he'd quite enjoy the "secret" villager you're supposed to throw as far as possible
@pedrovallefin84067 ай бұрын
He did play "Black & White" once, but i dont remenber if it was the first or the sequel.
@europeanwildcat7 ай бұрын
Holy shit, you're right. I even commented on it. It was five years ago!
@pedrovallefin84067 ай бұрын
@@europeanwildcat Understandable you didnt remember it. After covid, it feels like there's been lifetimes since "five years ago".
@BasteAndThreadpilled7 ай бұрын
oh my god. i havent played this game in 10 years. thanks for the dose of nostalgia!
@jacobdewey93567 ай бұрын
I love that you dressed up as the villain from Truman show short the little glasses for the god sim
@GroenAppelBoompje7 ай бұрын
A friend of mine worked on this game, really cool seeing you play it!
@skinnylegend827 ай бұрын
Gonna play this in the background while I clean my room adhd things ya know lol.
@bishielurfer7 ай бұрын
I played reus years ago and loved it so much. It's so charming.
@annina1347 ай бұрын
Love Kevin's content. 😄💜
@thatgirlcanyon63747 ай бұрын
I just opened my subscription page and 😂 Call me Kevin: this game allows you to be god and it was a mistake. Moist Charlie clips: God told this woman to do what? What did you tell her to do??
@jayATUK7 ай бұрын
😂 I guess you just need to watch Charlie's video to find out. Charlie will of course think her story is ridiculous, but little does he know what God Kevin's like
@Wermite.5 ай бұрын
Kevin PLEASE make a reus 2 video
@byrontheusurper65056 ай бұрын
Been a WHILE my guy!
@Molten_Anarchist7 ай бұрын
Bro, the devs should've sponsored you; I mean, of course you're always the best candidate to sponsor for this type of game, but also I just looked the game up on Steam and there's LITERALLY a sequel to the game coming out NEXT MONTH.
@Mrman_business7 ай бұрын
If kevin was king of the world we'd be dead or dead in the near future
@johnsylux72417 ай бұрын
The turtle neck + ambiance of the room made Kevin's head look poorly green screened! Which would have been kind of a hilarious low effort joke
@ollllj7 ай бұрын
i see, Reus 2 is still not released, so it is hyping the generally great but fundamentally flawed prequel. It is a great game in many ways, mostly from getting some good permutations and emergent-properties from VERY simple elements. It is great in how it slowly generates drama procedurally. Where it falls flat is, once you know basic min-maxing (after 30 hours of game play mind you, you get your returns of investment here, before it goes dull) , you just end up re-rolling the same 1:3 or 2:3 chances EVERYWHERE and ALL THE TIME, because; once you got ANY random-quality-roll on a construction, it stays at its rolled-quality, unless you replace it with anything, including a re-roll for the same, but possibly better-quality roll". Construct-quality only improves by re-rolling, and this is a shame, because it allows for min-maxing while failing to be in favor of experimenting around with a lot of fun permutations. So you constantly switch from fun emergency-management to just optimizing-that-new-area just by constantly re-rolling for the optimal-quality-development.
@bamers4047 ай бұрын
CallMeKevin, GaryStillPlays, and LetsGameItOut are my top favorites for this kind of thing!
@ontheloop6 ай бұрын
2:28 genius 😂😂
@RoboticMagus7 ай бұрын
Ah, I remember this game. I only played a little, but long enough to see the humans turn tapirs into war animals.
@Hanmacx4 ай бұрын
The Moment when the village makes the wrong Monument, so you destroyed it 😅
@lobodesade67807 ай бұрын
Kevo bro, if you're ever in Dublin I own you a pint for the laughs, much appreciated, especially when the ol depression and lack of access to weed kicks in.
@G0L0V0L0MKEE7 ай бұрын
*'CANT PLANT-'MEAT TREES' THUS MUST BE BUG'* ? BUG-TREES ?
@cpljimmyneutron7 ай бұрын
You live in Ireland... with an elevation difference of just over 3000 feet (1038.6 meters to be specific) I live in California... with an elevation difference of over 14000 feet (4421.1 meters) I mean... within an hour drive I can be in the ocean, or skiing at over 8000 feet. I still find it amazing how in thus modern connected day people still don't know the difference between hills and mountains. Appalachians = Hills, MacGillycuddy's Reeks = Hills... Rocky's = Mountains, San Bernardino = Mountains, Andes = Mountains. Interesting side note: I live on the edge of a Kangaroo Rat Habitat... Yes in California.
@seanm9037 ай бұрын
kevin, you should make a reaction video where you react to old minecraft videos from 2011 - 2015.
@reverse_engineered7 ай бұрын
Kevin is a fickle and vengeful god. He fits right in with all the others.
@elasmosaurusincorporated37417 ай бұрын
If being unemployed allows me to see Kevin torturing innocents, then *heck* it we ball
@ObieDobieZoomer7 ай бұрын
you fill oceans by making a mountain in them to elevate the ground. this will however replace all swamp and forest connected to it with desert due to the lack of water.
@rnick36657 ай бұрын
9:43 Apparently a man wearing only a grass skirt is considered conservatively dressed. Does that mean it's office attire or something you'd wear to a funeral?
@CheekieCharlie7 ай бұрын
Kevin is an astonishing God/genius
@SargBjornson7 ай бұрын
- Is this a real animal? *outraged Fremen sounds*
@ARTYY_OFFICIAL7 ай бұрын
Whenever I need a smile I just go to this channel
@nimrag6597 ай бұрын
never thought id see a reus letsplay in the year of our lord 2024
@Mendeley137 ай бұрын
Kevin, play Vintage Story, please. It's like Don't Starve in Minecraft, but much better.
@jacobmountford63717 ай бұрын
That giant rock monster in the thumbnail looks like something out of Zelda BOTW and TOTK.
@InvaderTee7 ай бұрын
I love how Kevin starts off with 2 beings and is instantly like "ah yes Adam and Eve (no gender)... now Kiss"
@TheItzal117 ай бұрын
Kevin is over here taking a page out of the Bible and using a great flood to restart when things go wrong.
@slimothyjames45777 ай бұрын
I would LOVE to see you wreak havoc in Black and White 2 or Impossible Creatures. Old gems