This game broke me...

Icarus should've tried harder
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[@Talibanistan]

Dragoon playing a game about struggles and mental health is surprisingly fitting

[@The.T_]

Part 7 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat

[@Tophat-Turtle]

Hell yeah

[@Iakobosiakobos]

you got this dude

[@TheRealComnet]

WWWWWW

[@anotpro123]

He’s probably gonna try to do it too

[@DarKnight-ct8zm]

He promised it bro he must do it

[@user-urmom123]

Dragoon changing Theo’s name to Lawrence is probably the funniest part of this

[@samatrach1063]

True

[@JmKrokY]

Fr

[@jordanwhalen6705]

kirby why are you screaming? please stop

[@lordpuff]

It's a crime

[@Rickfernello]

Always great to see new people playing and enjoying the game, the story you made was pretty funny!

[@spoonsimp]

Aren't you the one with the extremely impressive Celeste speed run?

[@TheWooperKing1234]

Yes he is

[@Droub_]

100% without dying once.@@spoonsimp

[@BrightForestGames-ot3ti]

Woah its rick

[@leaf1673]

THE MAN HIMSELF

[@oggarbooga]

I'm afraid Dragoon is becoming more powerful with every upload

[@ItsHumanBoi]

Bro is leveling up💀

[@mystic6121]

He is approaching Morgan Ellis in power, he is still far away.

[@---____.0-]

What if the grandma's are preparing a suprise attack

[@xaviersavard6343]

He didnt even get to the hard part C sides are avernus

[@damoclescentu4511]

I was held hostage and forced to subscribe. You're right...

[@frunksterflavel9153]

I find it cool that you made up a competly new story for Celeste.

[@NinjaOfLU]

Agreed. Probably would have stopped watching if he'd just been reading the original, so that was a clever move by him!

[@rozz3851]

Dragoon is 1000% the type of guy to make up a completely new story for celeste

[@dzuchun]

Check out his other uploads. I mean, you should search for one that actually tells you stuff happening in the game 😅

[@angelo6522]

I love how the badeline story is basically the same

[@Hiikaru.]

This guy has severe autism traits

[@Creaminaid]

25:40 i cant believe he actually jumped on that corner for 2 hours. that single gig took him 2 hours of jumping on a corner. this man is, something else.

[@turk021]

the time after is longer than the time after he beat the game, he went back after finishing it

[@alexgac1801]

The fact he beats the game in 7 hours, while I would still be in the first stage after that amount of time...

[@xraenon1664]

I really hope Dragoon eventually gets around to doing the Farewell chapter. Something about the sheer brutal difficulty of that part of the game always makes for great content

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

Dragoon Farewell golden berry when.

[@Itouchnograss]

listen. I can only do 1. Farewell or terraria infernum. i dont have the mental strength for both. I chose farewell. Dragoon would be one of the few humans who can compare the tow in difficulty

[@generic_meathead8566]

"Maybe ill try infernum mode" "10 playthroughs later" "Yeah no"

[@baid-]

i think its gonna be the next vid

[@bingus1803]

What’s infernum mode?

[@bingus1803]

Oh nvm

[@mahikuu]

Honestly infernum wasn't that hard for me i'll just try it with less QOL mods though

[@aidonatron1065]

Have been playing with a friend for 50 hours or smthn, haven’t beat WoF yet

[@cocoa_ar]

One must imagine dragoon actually finishing a game.

[@xticx2427]

no longer. we no longer have to imagine. our dreams became reality.

[@mindcraft4362]

Sisyphus my beloved... (Or should I say Cisyphus :3)

[@Random_J_]

He has only begun in celeste, it takes around 90 hours to 100%

[@valeriomastroeni8454]

@@Random_J_you don’t have to 100% a game to finish it

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

​@@valeriomastroeni8454 oh, he means there's like, 3x more actual game to complete lol 😂

[@emmettshaw967]

Guess what? You're only halfway done and it gets much more difficult :) Please continue the series!!

[@unity2808]

Bro thinks dragoon will finish a series 😂😂😂😂

[@flypengu1n515]

yea farewell is probably to hard for him :(

[@alfieclark5390]

What is this game so I can know the ending

[@flypengu1n515]

@@alfieclark5390 celeste

[@LisFlamer]

Celeste​ @@alfieclark5390

[@xdkyubi1233]

amazing twist on the story as always, would love to see the b and c sides potentially in the future

[@justiniheinlein3245]

I don’t know what’s worse… his upload schedule or the fact that i am still awake for it.

[@Tommy3]

Same xD

[@dpart3106]

australian youtuber moment

[@blu.draigon]

same

[@nepian]

@@dpart3106 he uploaded at 11pm I live in the same town as him PLEASE UPLOAD AT 2am BETTER TIME

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

we're all sleep deprived af

[@TrevorTheNinja36]

You not getting the farewell golden berry first try is causing me PHYSICAL PAIN

[@TallyHalll]

In my eldritch domain

[@ninguart]

no 202 strawberries deathless? pathetic. weak.

[@TheMisterDarknight]

Him not doing a reverse extended hyperdash bhop plus a block jump at the end for one of the berries at the beginning was so amateur smh

[@lamura1874]

there is no "block jump" tech lol could have corner boosted tho@@TheMisterDarknight

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

@@lamura1874there actually is it’s just so hard that nobody uses it, can’t believe the supposed “best gamer in the world” couldn’t do it

[@Pwngin]

4:09 “after a while, I lost track of time”…The timer in the top left

[@chaosjack2385]

I don't think Dragoon has any more brain cells to lose, yet he still manages to

[@CommentPositionInformer]

He uses a irl tech called "brain cell debt".

[@doggywoof8885]

It's always interesting to see how Dragoon changes the story of games to fit the video

[@orca9281]

It's the first video I saw by him but yeah. Also impressive how it still kinda fits what the games story actually is about

[@itbwen9672]

@@orca9281it’s like a summary of the story, with a little twist he adds. Fits both the actual story, and his video.

[@yanniestyan]

Man, what I like about Dragoon is that how he always finishes the games he started playing

[@thatdoofus4529]

Always

[@yvrelna]

He hadn't finished Celeste though. He had only finished the tutorial round.

[@Dragostorm21]

​@@yvrelnahe never does. That's the joke

[@JAY-zf6jw]

@@yvrelnahe’s a coward if he doesn’t do chapter 9

[@golt8588]

@@yvrelna THAT WAS THE TUTORIAL???

[@KraboSK]

"And then Dragoon got THIS RUN!!" Nice wirtual reference :D

[@person-dm3ej]

Hey man, I just want to say you're my favourite youtuber and whatever you are going through or whatever you may go through in the future, during that just remember that there are thousands of people like me who get actual joy out of your videos and what (I hope) you enjoy. I'm so sorry I can't join ur patreon or donate I don't have moneys yet but I would if I could. Keep up the good work man

[@cromanl2517]

The fact Dragoon managed the change the whole story line of the game makes this so much better

[@CrazedKen]

Whats the actual one?

[@Ivel1oss]

@@CrazedKenIt was about anxiety and depression.

[@Sarah12471]

​@@Ivel1oss now its about delusions of grandure and learning to just have fun with things

[@iexist1300]

Despite being an original story that differs so much from the base game, the story here still manages to be suprisingly fitting for the actual story of celeste.

[@TheOneTheOnlyOne]

17:23 him coming up with that c9mplex method instead of just dashing right killed me

[@TimeTimes12]

"i want to be proud of where i am, not delusional that im already at the top" damn thats a good life lesson thx dragoon

[@user-fm4ls6jg3t]

The way he re wrote the wole lore and story line of the game is wild

[@OLLGY69]

The fact that he didn't do a deathless 100% run first try gives me PHYSICAL PAIN

[@xenon9717]

Morgan Ellis 🤯

[@Thatonegreenhoodperson]

Seeing you struggle then succeed gives me EMOTIONAL HEALING

[@daklevaork7783]

Nice additing and story telling. Pretty fun to watch

[@RemboidBacon]

I like how Dragoon videos always randomly just become rapping at the most random time and then instantly go back to normal

[@dannyweiss5001]

What do you mean normal? They're dragoon videos

[@narwhal16384]

Petition to call Badeline “Bragoon” (The doppelgänger)

[@ray4237]

yes

[@baldingbagelman]

This was such a good video! I like how you made your own story of the game too! Awesome!

[@tpfoxCastro]

I love this game and this video. Really liked how he changed the story of the game but kept a similar message. Hope he makes a video on the DLC

[@Remly_]

WEEEE TRANSIITIONING WITH THIIIS ONEEE!!!!🔥🔥🥶

[@key-n]

RAHHHHHHHH

[@KimOnFire]

What does this mean? Is this connected to the country of 🏳️‍⚧️ All the cute girls I see are from that country and mention transitioning, I'm kinda confused.

[@gabbieblue]

so true

[@gambling_greed6778]

​@@KimOnFire don't worry bro I got you that's the country where they hold the one piece

[@hdk-gamer2829]

I hate these kind of comments

[@partpaalaroos3774]

dragoon looks like the person who would enjoy ultrakill.

[@alexgac1801]

I loved your impersonation of characters in that episode ! Awesome writing.

[@user-ur2gt7je5c]

I love the creative storytelling even though I've played through the game and know the storyline I love your videos dragoon!

[@lehonouredone]

''Throughout Cookie Clicker and Celeste I alone am the broken one.'' - Dragoon

[@TheFinnish1]

The way you changed the story was actually still super fitting for celeste, I definitely wasn't expecting you playing this game but you totally delivered another banger!!!

[@MHSYoutube]

Dragoon Just Changed The Entire Story The Way He Wanted To

[@richardthomas605]

fr

[@YashyBoi.]

the fact he missed a strawberry physically pains me

[@Swordboypat]

dragoon its 4:50 am and i havent slept. this is what I needed thank you

[@paristracy8517]

watching this at 3:21 my time

[@L.O.T.C.O.G]

what an absolute masterpiece, death 2000033233 was so moving, i cried.

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Honestly with the production value it is simply criminal you don’t have more views and subs

[@Jerremy613]

You Getting strawberries causes me PHYSICAL

[@JorritV]

Congrats Dragoon. Nice suprise to see a new video pop up from you on my homepage. Never finished Celeste myself so big props to you. Love the introduction of AI generated voiced characters in your videos lately. Keeps it fresh and unique. Hope you're doing good Dragoon. Can't wait for the merch drop. Just scared I might not be able to get it because of stupid import and shipment fees. Greetings from little Belgium.

[@Uwhwvwgwh]

He voiced them

[@simpleletsplays]

i finished chapter 7 pretty easily, the real challenge comes AFTER that (help me i cant beat chapter 8)

[@that_undead_guy6664]

Dragoon needs ten hundred therapists 10 times a day to help cure his mental pain.

[@shnazzydan]

One of the most hilarious youtuber I've seen bar none 😂

[@ritz2704]

absolutely incredible video as always dragoon

[@JustAnAveragePersonButBetter]

I thought you were gonna give up on yt and for a minute there I had my hopes up that vera might go away. We'll never be safe.

[@Dragostorm21]

Wait, if vera is the granny then dragoon should keep playing Celeste

[@JustAnAveragePersonButBetter]

@@Dragostorm21true

[@_Elemental_Master_]

Dragoon is that one person who actually makes good content

[@user-fz6pv4xd4m]

Maxleveladot makes good content too

[@_Elemental_Master_]

@@user-fz6pv4xd4m Who's Maxleveladot

[@dudledot]

Now it’s time to use this confidence to finish all the things you started, cookie clicker, terraria, all of it, keep it up dragoon

[@thefinder1]

I love how theo is a wise old man

[@FoxMWC]

So quick upload and its pretty good quality

[@youraveragegamingnoob]

When Dragoon releasing the best rap album ever the skill that he has to have the craziest raps is crazy.

[@user-vg2ld3mn6p]

I liked your idleon video, since that game also has active elements too

[@con.421]

love to see dragoon's monthly upload once again.

[@axxcle9126]

You have to admit that even though he has a bad upload schedule it is worth it for the 100/10 acting

[@prokings5060]

Finally you are Back missed you man

[@pawots6448]

Amazing video as always Mister Dragoon!

[@SaltyBacon001]

I love how dragoon references what he’s gonna do next in all his videos. The dragyooniverse expands!

[@itzmutant]

Sophiejenkins98 Will come back

[@johnmcwick1]

You need to release an album

[@grantcory6093]

"The Bird never gave up on me, I'll never give up on him" That's a dangerous promise, buddy

[@glassk7]

celeste was not a game I expected to see on this channel. I love celeste and this video is amazing, thank you dragoon

[@fox_four]

It hasn't been 10 seconds and I already know it's gonna be a certified Dragoon classic

[@limitlesscord7319]

ngl just changing Theo's name to Lawrence is a power move

[@bingus1803]

I am SO glad you played this game

[@uz_010]

Love the Dubstep Street Fighter music in the background ^-^

[@epilog80]

Cant wait till he raps at the end

[@coolfat7556]

Beat Geometry Dash or no balls

[@VuijkiVentures]

I love how the Timer Fluctuates throughout the video!!

[@user-re3lg6wo1t]

Such a story teller i love it

[@catsolo97]

Day one of asking Dragoon to play egg Inc

[@cobaltguyyyyy]

petition for dragoon to play geometry dash

[@user-lo5zl2yv8g]

to be honest your pretty good at celest, your runs on the hotel/spirit fight were WAY more clean than when I did a run

[@grandpretredesalpagas4665]

Dragoon is such an impressive artist, I hope I'll be able to see more of this bird drawing technique

[@tukievieng5314]

Every like this comment and sub I get I’ll eat a cookie

[@23-9f-maneetbhasin9]

Damn gonna have to eat 2

[@tukievieng5314]

Lol

[@Average_person43]

How can the best gamer in the world get cooked like this?

[@Mystic666Playz]

love how you made this game into a story

[@someoneontheinternet4518]

The line "I'd do it faster than anyone else" is so much funnier considering the video is justttt longer than the current any% world record

[@tobylerone935]

BRING BACK DANTE (dragoon come back to skyblock UwU)

[@Ultrasteel74]

Now play geometry dash

[@user-cm2ll5vw2m]

Yes

[@MohammedSalama-fj4mg]

I like the story,dragoon keep up the good work!

[@Adwarq]

This video is what made me finally play Celeste and I'm so glad it did. I needed this. Thank you

[@innb]

I like ur alternative storyline

[@stupidboi749]

:) your vids help me deal with my depression

[@imMittensKitten]

YESSSS CELESTE OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!

[@dillongardner2070]

I hope to see you try Farewell sometime! Getting Lawrence's bird back would be a worthy challenge

[@k4kadu]

Awesome video, I liked your alternative storyline. Imagine actually playing the second half of the game. kek

[@ThatChronomancer]

i like how he just completely revamps the story for no reason in particular

[@dogpinkbest5877]

Amazing story telling

[@CantFindAName000]

Bro this feels like the total opposite of the actual story but it still works so well

[@baidoooo]

It was a real good video and good to have a change

[@Correndr]

Dragoon makes watching games, a whole different experience😊

[@marioman98]

all the changes that arent in the actual game were painful, but it made the video unique. thumbs up

[@memeulous4ft247]

dragoon really stopped being an Internet funny guy and became a full time writer, the narrative here is legit insane

[@elrondosocha8575]

Why is this video so freaking good

[@Larree17]

It's insane how the story as told by dragoon actually gets really close to the story of the main game as the video goes on

[@kylestergaming]

i always love how dragoon either completely fucks up the lore, or just make something up

[@colefriedman6294]

Dragoon: "are you me?" the reflection: "I am you" (where you go I goooo)