This GAME lets you pit ANYTHING 🆚 ANYONE?!

[@YahiamiceLIVE]

pit: verb Word forms: pits, pitting, pitted def: "to put someone or something in opposition or competition with someone or something else" READ A BOOK!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Rissoe_Really]

we pitting the word "put" with this one 🗣🗣🗣

[@vhproductions]

i'd rather read this unfunny comments section than LEARN, NERD

[@V2est]

@@YahiamiceLIVE SHUT IT MICKEY MOUSE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

yahiamice when did you expect the internet to have a basic sense of knowledge

[@Marcelnot300]

RAHHHHHHHHHH🔥

[@xraenon1664]

First we had “but can they beat Goku” Now we have “but can they lose to Damn Daniel”

[@DQT160]

@@xraenon1664 Facts

[@DQT160]

Facts

[@rainbowsequinedfannypack]

Facts

[@50_Caliber_Sniper_Rifle]

Facts

[@unclegrandpa_fan5969]

Facts

[@3wyGD]

>be me >im damn daniel >absolutely fucking nothing walks in >death

[@Manny.Walter]

damn daniel beats kevin (dies in the presence of memes)

[@Some_Snakes]

Yes

[@Conductor_of_the_Ensemble]

Did you know: Damn Daniel full power can win against many more things.

[@Some_Snakes]

@@Conductor_of_the_Ensemble wow

[@abutisuna]

​@@Conductor_of_the_Ensemblehe can beat an ant now

[@GregJumpscare]

>be me >strongest guy on earth >deathly allergic to damn daniel >damn daniel walks in

[@AverageScoutMain-69420]

Youd still win

[@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205]

@@AverageScoutMain-69420 no

[@AverageScoutMain-69420]

@@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205 tf you mean no

[@DerpyTC]

@@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205just get your Damn Daniel Epipen™️

[@spamtongspamton6948]

It worked

[@meanbean3215]

>be me >im damn daniel >a fucking mere gust of wind blows >dies

[@birdlover8968]

This is no joke, the funniest video ive seen in my life. Jokes dont make me laugh easily. I almost shat myself watching this

[@Minestone0]

@@birdlover8968 only almost??

[@TwitterChannelOfficial]

Almost 😞

[@Theoneandonlysrop]

“what beats michael jackson” cutely types in overdose 💀 how does bro come up with this 😭

[@SqweegeeYT]

“the concept of sour”

[@Fi_137_PLAYS]

Nappa: Vegeta! What’s damn Daniel’s power level? Vegeta: it’s somehow below -♾️…

[@theguyfromNVZRR]

me when air can beat damn daniel

[@absoluteagony]

yep

[@Certified-SmileyFace]

​@@theguyfromNVZRRThe most fragile drop of water can overpowered damn daniel

[@Nikit3397]

*guesses damn daniel powered to the max of the galaxy*

[@Bigmanriv]

Damn daniel back at it again

[@aliandkaramgamersps4329]

>be me >play what beats rock game >type horse >rock beats horse >horse walks in

[@NixityNullt]

"How hungry?"

[@vhproductions]

@@NixityNullt hungry enough to eat a HORSE.

[@awes0meness3367]

​@@vhproductionsdear god

[@elainad6728]

"Peter, the horse is here"

[@User7768_Official]

damn daniel

[@ModestAndElegantJunKurosu]

>be me >kevin (horse) >kevin (human) walks in

[@userfromtheinternet]

>kevin (human) is so hungry he could eat a...

[@Yeast1]

​​@@userfromtheinternet >"how hungry?"

[@BoundedLead]

​@@Yeast1 >Image of detailed horse staring at the viewer

[@Ryann9]

>be kevin (me) >kevin (me) is kevin (hungry) >kevin (horse) walks in >"How kevin (hungry)?"

[@lolliii5477]

@@Ryann9 >"Keven"

[@Alfimation]

*DAMN DANIEL CAN BEAT:* “The most brittle fragile and potentially damagable human being on this god damn earth who can easily crush rocks but his one weakness is memes with Daniel in them. He is also completely immune to rocks”

[@mult1_f4nd0m]

he can also beat "a guy that has a fear of the word daniel"

[@DUCK.EMPEROR]

“damn daniel”can win against: 1.person who laughs at any meme 2.person who dies if he hears sound from a meme Too lazy to continue, go to the replies.

[@spaghettix2]

He can beat deez nuts joke

[@spaghettix2]

also green paper with cool symbols called money loses to damn daniel

[@THEINDIGOBOY11]

he beats dead meme thats what i found

[@Spinarooooooo]

The strongest man alive (if he hears the words damn Daniel he fucking dies)

[@RandomGuyFred]

it also beats "a bad meme"

[@RapidLog]

-Be me -Watching Yahiamice Vs 🐎 -Kevin walks in

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

kevin wins 100%

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

🍈 vs 🐎

[@KoTechNify]

cantaloupe walks in

[@W4ter_M3lon]

🐴

[@Some_Snakes]

Yahi wins

[@TheBoltMaster456]

Damn Daniel is like the anti-Goku. Instead of asking "But can he beat Goku?" you ask "But can Damn Daniel beat him?" 💀

[@MichaelDavid-mt4wq]

@@TheBoltMaster456 "But can damn Daniel beat him" still has the same meaning as "but can he beat goku" just diff names

[@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205]

​@@MichaelDavid-mt4wq no its not "can he beat goku" is referring to if the character is able to defeat goku, "can damn daniel beat him" is referring to if damn daniel can defeat that character you understood it wrong

[@t-animations9691]

@@Terrariatheuniversejooj4205 thanks he really f'd up that one

[@FutileStruggleofaBoulder]

That would end up like 0 divided by 0

[@wiebelvr8008]

I just finished dressrosa and now i cant stop seeing god ussop everywhere

[@borsosnovy]

>be me >damn daniel >got killed by a single fucking ant >damn

[@Symbiote._.]

>Daniel

[@CV14-Mugen]

>horse walks in

[@Maquenaz]

>how hungry

[@CV14-Mugen]

>hungry enough to eat a horse

[@SinOTheDead]

>Dear god

[@picotoziom6205]

6:09 this is the best moment in the entire video

[@SqweegeeYT]

_john._

[@tbvrongtag]

@@picotoziom6205 REAL IT GOT ME DYING 😭😭😭

[@notextify]

So All of Yahi's Inside Jokes Are (Currently or Most Known Ones) Are -4Chan AI Greentexts -Cantaloupe 🍈 -Horse 🐴 -🧛Jumpscare -Tactical Camel -M and W -Teddy, 87 -Cookie Monster, 50 -secrets of minecraft -YT Shorts Brainrot -"Ninjago Shorts 👾" -Untitled Hook Game -Yahi And Jabibi Can't Say "E" Skit -Fish 🐟 -Darwin -Goku vs Spongebob -Ryan Gosling Pissing Gif -21 Kid -Yakuza Brainrot -Cards Against Humanity -This Isn't _____ -The Minecraft Movie -Undertale 2 -Damn Daniel -More Vampire Jumpscares -Kevin (____) -Morroco vs French

[@matheuspasutidossantos250]

@@notextify you forgot that one fat girlfriend pic

[@Crispysyelloweyes]

Damn Daniel: Sometimes I feel like a loser. Keven (insert profession): Don't worry! Without LOSERS there can't be WINNERS!

[@firestorm147]

>be me >putting things together in fights >horse walks in >wins without saying a word and leaves

[@randomviewer391]

Damn Daniel is the Glass Joe of whatbeatsrock goddamn

[@Kinglovinstone]

glass joe?

[@KC_Garcia]

Can Damn Daniel beat glass joe

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

@@KC_Garciaof course not, glass Joe is a professional boxer

[@ИгнатийКоловратий]

Doggamn

[@roaringthunder115]

At least Glass Joe won once

[@Purpical]

15:01 finally someone who knows the meme

[@corona1915]

18:55 THIS IS A MOMENT OF HISTORY

[@Stop_motion_beginner]

Take a picture

[@outerpaceiscool]

I hate that Damn Daniel being the weakest character in all of fiction is the funniest thing ive heard this month

[@postalplayingpyromain]

this game reminds me of when 8 year old me in the lunchroom playing what me and my friends called "rock paper scissors anything you wanna do" where it was rps except you could do anything and one person would automatically win by pulling out a black hole and at that point it was a battle of who could make their black hole the strongest black hole

[@UntunedRadio903]

I did the same thing!

[@WhisPro]

I also did the same thing except I always mained Goku, then someone 1v1s me, say Vegeta and then we go on a 30 minute long discussion to discuss who won

[@astro7013]

Everyone born before 2012 probably did this at least once as a kid, good times

[@cas_thekid]

who won ​@@WhisPro

[@wolffire8819]

I had this, but it was called "Any Weapon Fight." Me and my friends would come up with more and more powerful things as we "fought." I distinctly remember "Peter Griffin's Asshole" being the most powerful weapon for some time until we found a new meta. I miss middle school sometimes.

[@44Hd22]

0:42 stable mechanism. 2:29 black hole or time or death. 3:44 maybe allergies or an addiction therapy. 4:57 Technoblade (rest in peace) 7:39 Kevin (the architect with his anti aerospace system.) 16:11 the goat beats goat. 16:55 papercut.

[@Thomas-ex6tp]

4:23 KZbinr wants koi fish in pond to get freaky with his fingers

[@AvargeRobSaw]

John is villain, Yahiamice is watcher. Kevin is the Hero, Alternative universe kevin is the true healer, immortal kevin with a gun is healer killer What more?.

[@Piercing_Mitez]

damn daniel

[@Lyheroes]

18:59 "i have bested you. Finnaly. A win"

[@MicherGDReal]

@@Lyheroes finnaly

[@lag_man8229]

@@Lyheroes finnaly

[@BlackWhiteAndGoldEagle]

@@Lyheroes finnaly

[@DaFigureYT_2024]

Finnaly

[@DaFigureYT_2024]

@@Luigi_200 u ruined it.

[@zizou8738]

Yahiamice. ❌ Yah i am ice. ✅

[@atsizbalik]

yaha mouse

[@Bzysio.]

"yah, i am ice. why did you ask?"

[@TheRaidenShokun]

Yah, I'm man

[@schizomania6969]

Yaoimice

[@schizomania6969]

Yurimice

[@Y0URU53R]

As the strongest person, Kevin fought the king of losing, Daniel, he opened his domain. Daniel shrunked back in fear as Kevin said, "Sit down, you're weak."

[@Ostr0]

Daniel sat down he stopped existing

[@0false.sun0]

Daniel fucking implodes being in the mere presences of Kevin(Normal)

[@PbeingXD]

Brain rot

[@DavidHerrera-vb1qx]

>be me >Damn daniel >My oponent is the definiton of nothing itself >I lose.

[@fabiolaroman7975]

7:36 I mean. History did definitely teach us that lesson beforehand

[@TheLonesomeNick]

Today I've learnt that Damn Daniel can beat a paper afraid of Damn Daniel, and nothing else

[@RandomDev00]

it can also beat extremely dead memes after a 1 hour long research rock

[@freshinaba22763]

It can beat the weakest thing ever

[@discountmicrowaveisreal]

damn daniel can beat lack of comedy

[@TheTotallyRealSegment]

damn daniel can beat meme lover (does not know damn daniel)

[@thedriestpuddle3560]

rock>tanjiro>john (can only die to people named Daniel)>Damn Daniel

[@breadguyy]

yahi looses his mind over a vine for 20 minutes straight .wav

[@BlueRGuy]

When Cake guy all Caked up bread guy

[@notyeeted]

the despair in your voice at 7:00 really gets me

[@harshpreetkaur-gm2yc]

Quick calculation the speed of light is 200+ million miles a second so a car going 1billion miles an hour is not waster than the speed of light 👆🤓 0:50

[@RyderPlaysOfficcal]

>Be me in my room >Damn Daniel walks in >Farts >Damn Daniel Gets absolutely obliterated

[@christopherearth9714]

>Be me >Damn Daniel evaporates

[@Zaidknight9]

>Be me >breaths >Damn Daniel explodes

[@Voltthefox15]

Underrated comment right here

[@RyderPlaysOfficcal]

@@Voltthefox15 real

[@Tired_to_make_content]

Damn Daniel was like “he wouldn’t hurt a fly!” ahh

[@Tired_to_make_content]

18:53 no fucking way

[@regretability_]

He COULDN'T hurt a fly

[@Serpentaino]

The ahh magic

[@NameHereNameHere]

The ahh magic

[@Gvozdodyor]

The fly would hurt him

[@Dragon_640]

The devs really need to buff damn daniel.

[@Polyformer]

damn daniel beats bad meme

[@maskyth3guy]

I don't know what I find more impressive about this video, the fact that he uses super specific things to defeat other super specific things, that he manages to use Kevin multiple times, or his obsession with Damn Daniel

[@BucketJ0y]

Damn Daniel is proven to so weak. That when an *ATOM* touches him he vanishes out of existence.

[@Mr.MessOpixels]

>Be me > Do good ol' rock paper scissors > have gun beat scissors > have bulletproof vest beat gun > grenade > bombsquad suit > demon core > hazmat suit > the ocean > diving suit > shark > killer whale > leviathan > supernova > "Hey it's me, Goku!" > one punch man > is literally beaten by nothing > nothing beaten by something > sword > bow and arrow > sniper rifle > teleportation > precognition > Universal collapse > God stubs his toe, and I lose > Horse walks in

[@j.r.s950]

Vampire jumpscare 🧛 First : 0:08 Second : 5:05

[@Chaos_bacon]

@@j.r.s950 vampire jumpscare

[@skurd721]

@@Chaos_bacon vampire jumpscare

[@AshHatesKetchup]

@@hellothereV2 vampire jumpscare

[@MrKnowItAll131]

@@AshHatesKetchupvampire jumpscare

[@eejay-the-artist]

@@MrKnowItAll131 vampire jumpscare

[@GLUBSCHI]

6:59 "his doctor was first" is wild

[@manuelaalicemocanu]

THE PART AT 6:52 KILLED ME

[@tesloche9349]

@@manuelaalicemocanu you died of an Overdose?

[@pibepablo945]

It killed you... And Michael Jackson as well lol

[@Kopa_Co]

Bro damn Daniel is snot even that good😭😭😭😭 like bro, STAWP ANSWERING WITH THAT, YOU WASTED A QUARTER OF THE VIDEO WITH THAT😭😭😭😭

[@Its_Him0824]

1:55 THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER KNOWING ITS AN AI

[@_aWiseMan]

Its like human wrote some of them. Buts its just a sassy ai

[@MJFeehan24]

this has taught me to never let yahi go gambling cause he'll just try "damn daniel" over and over again despite it never working

[@coolguy13696]

0:09 AH NOT AGAIN

[@Doogie445]

@@coolguy13696 blue lobster

[@Paul_The_Writer]

(First notes of Toccata and Fugue start playing)

[@Bicu989]

Fr

[@FunniBSSFan]

🧛‍♂️

[@coolguy13696]

@@Doogie445 AAAAƪÆÅÃÁĄÂ

[@VoidPelt]

Damn Daniel makes Wizards look strong, and they can die to 1d4 existing damage.

[@itz_poliwag20]

Epic battles of history: Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Babyyyy!!! Begin.

[@mickmick2708]

13:31 i'm so happy for Kevin's transition

[@fishman306]

He turned into the ben 10 one

[@craig2958]

a yahiamice video without 9/11 jokes is like a house without foundations

[@swagger6001]

You definently didnt listen to the commenting rules huh

[@karstsn]

The demon core. 0:29

[@malvinkim8264]

6:52 naaaaah you did him dirty 😂

[@goldeatbetwen6428]

11:38 you can see a bad word

[@liampufff930]

>play rock paper scissors >horse walks in >horse play rock >i play kevin >win

[@doodles_grow]

>the horse rages >the hourse is furious >The horse turn into 🍈

[@zacharyquinn7022]

​@@doodles_grow>eats

[@Lyheroes]

9:23 "GRANDPA IVE COME HERE TO DEFEAT YOU!" "...you fool. KOKUSEN!!"

[@Lyheroes]

I like femboys.

[@CoolerBread]

Damn daniel beats A toddler that likes kicking rocks Damn Daniel is a meme, and memes are way more powerful than a toddler's tantrum.

[@brockthebananabruiser2819]

@@CoolerBread no toddler somehow wins

[@TheGuyKevin]

Toddler kicks the rock to the phone, destroying Damn daniel

[@doodleolympus]

Congrats on 400 subscribers yahiaprice

[@virginiawatson7071]

I like how there’s another KZbinr who struggled to get the first person in the world to do something yet this guy does it more than 5 times

[@Lyheroes]

1:15 > Be me.

[@DavidIsFrenchTemp]

@@Lyheroes underrated comment

[@admireshellyxox]

real

[@EddieWelch-hk8vs]

LMAO

[@G_L_1_T_C_H_Y]

You may not have pussy, but you can get bussy

[@prageruwu69]

unfathomably real

[@СавелийИванов-ш3м]

14:41 MADE IN KEVIN!

[@Hi-im-spongebob14]

Finaly someone gets it

[@BolergJones-q6s]

But why did it take this long for someone to realize it tho? 💀

[@JacksCraft_]

the vampire still haunts him to this day

[@krizzler0102]

we went from Kevin (every versions of him from the multiverse) to finding a win for "Damn Daniel". great storyline

[@mcflipflop1443]

>Be me >Watch yahamice in bed >Cantaloupe walks in

[@ScuttleBugReal]

jumpscare list 10:20 mr clean (LOUD)

[@Akawump]

Two things I learned from this 1. Damn daniel can't do shit, exept when original video 2. Kevin is a demiurge

[@MaxP5R]

1:14 Let him cook🔥

[@CV14-Mugen]

🍈

[@Epicgamerlolhaha]

jibanyan!

[@MaxP5R]

@EpicGamerLolhaha Yessir.👍🏻Still a yo-Kai watch fan in 2024!!

[@Epicgamerlolhaha]

@@MaxP5R Gera Gera po!

[@DaPOPs]

Is that jibanyaaaan???

[@Jokilowy]

GUYS I found a really easy way to get damn daniel! damn daniel 🤜 nothing 🤜 tyler with a hammer (Tyler is afraid of only nothing and will die when in touch with nothing) 🤜 scissors 🤜 paper 🤜 rock

[@DeZeFLY]

-yo, is a damn daniel aint here? -yo wassup. -HAHHHHHH *_dies ánd farts_* -HAAAAAAAAAA *_dead_

[@НикитаКонстантинов-у7д]

> Be me > Be damn Daniel > Die of typing

[@real_heyokiaa]

6:58 … it’s true tho-

[@9millimeter]

6:14 im always here if you want me to destroy a bad netflix adaptation 👍

[@4L73RX]

just uhh saying thingy 3:46 SLEDGEHAMMER 4:55 PARENT WITH SLIPPER/BELT 5:04 uhh gotham destruction 5:10 Sun? 5:15 do i even need to say anything? 5:22 Nokia or smth idk 5:30 papa??? 5:36 stomping deez nuts 5:39 FIRE 5:49 UH GETTING A HOTEL? IDK 5:53 shooting the shooter who shot the landlord 5:57 throwing it in water 6:20 Punching john 6:44 REMOVE THE PARROT

[@NoobNotOnline]

Bro I Laughed So Hard When Overdosing Beat Micheal Jackson 💀💀

[@rayraythebrew2863]

Dude the AIs little quips are honestly so funny. Whatever they taught this AI on is gold

[@Taym721]

> be me > become kevin > get defeated by horse

[@mefancat]

> be me (damn Daniel) > Get beaten by kevin > I feel the same pain a million times

[@Taym721]

🫂

[@Ceres_5]

I find it funny that if you type in "obsidian knife" to beat a geologist, 7 (now 8) other people have already done that. Edit: Also, a few other people also said that distance beats a supernova

[@minekiller1]

My friend asked me to beat this Damn Daniel. After 10 seconds: Damn Daniel 🤜 My self-esteem 🤜 strong, bud hearty woman 🤜 rock. Easy

[@The_Defiance]

3:59 this is the most bs I’ve ever seen. Pikachu literally can shock the elephants and ride on them. It ain’t no number game, it’s a game of logic. And clearly the ai never watched Pokemon

[@NoUserU]

17:08 mf started barking

[@maseratislick59]

In Polish nonetheless

[@NoUserU]

@@maseratislick59 POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@1GrayGamer]

🍈

[@Cantaloupe_1423]

​@@1GrayGamer me?

[@fish191]

15:04 You really thought a mere "damn daniel" could defeat ME?

[@sandrajackson5227]

THE MICHEAL JACKSON PART WAS FUCKING INSANITY 💀💀

[@Tsuki-Oni.]

"deez nutz are a clevercomeback, but yo mama can't handle the burn" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephcarrall8194]

>be me >get home from work at horse factory >feel exhausted but satisfied >push open the front door >what greets me? >horse on couch >literally just lounging there >looks like he just finished binge-watching something on Netflix >WTF.exe not responding >try to approach, he just stares at me like I’m the weird one >”dude, what are you doing?” >he neighs in response >okay, this is my life now >decide to just roll with it >grab some snacks, sit on the other end of the couch >start watching TV together >horse leans over to eat some popcorn >slowly turn into the weirdest buddy comedy ever >my life as a horse dad >not even mad >10/10 would recommend, would also watch with horse again

[@Erifire]

9:30 Can't believe Yahahama didn't try "Yahamouse"

[@Another_useless_commenter]

Damn daniel and kevin are the perfect duo

[@Isopro5600]

Yahi + this game = comedy gold

[@GoofyGoober_721]

YOU OPENED THE KEVINVERSE-🍈🍈🍈🍈

[@Bread20349]

7:52 DAMN DANIEL🐬🐬🐬

[@hassyna30]

10:50 He couldn’t even beat atoms

[@someweirdo428]

I managed to beat “Guy who doesn’t like memes” with “Damn Daniel”

[@someweirdo428]

Spamton G Spamton 😵 Reddit mod 🤜 Shower 🤜 Discord mod 🤜 Meme 🤜 Guy who likes memes 🤜 Damn Daniel 🤜 Guy who doesn’t like memes 🤜 rock

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

i beat internet hate with damn daniel

[@FanterMan19970]

I beat guy who’s deathly allergic to damn Daniel with damn Daniel

[@muzankibutsuji8919]

Kevin and damn daniel are the polar ipposites. Kevin can do all, and damn daniek can do nothing

[@e2011ugdia]

7:42 the micheal jackson can be acheived while the 9 and 11 does not

[@Nitpickarus]

No I'm pretty sure the buildings didn't win

[@e2011ugdia]

@@Nitpickarus thats what im tryna say!

[@fadingdreamx]

>be me, damn daniel >someone breathes near me >my fragile body disintegrates instantly

[@kaigatashima3638]

Played this game and according to it, a scissors can't beat a painting because 'a painting isn't a physical object' BUT A KNIFE CAN!

[@Carrotinthesea]

14:40 MADE IN KEVIN

[@TheBoltMaster456]

We're making it to the Furnace of Creation with this one 🗣🗣🗣

[@SpaghettiSpring]

we going to cape canaveral Kennedy space station with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@SubspaceT]

we’re going to reset the kevinverse with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@fl_k3]

im sad cus i didnt see lemonade with a gun against danish coins 😭😭😭

[@AppazAmetov]

what

[@fl_k3]

@@AppazAmetovdid you read it

[@AppazAmetov]

i did i just didnt get it

[@猫のターボ]

Damn Daniel gonna be in villain arc after he found he cant beat a rock 😭😭

[@SansBoom]

- what beats a terrible at netflix adaptation that'll rack hundreds billion of dollars more than book itself? - John - you're god damn right [ 6:10 ]

[@Sabil-of1rt]

Damn Daniel is the official WOAT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️