THIS.. GETS WEIRD.. FULL FACE FIRST IMPRESSIONS TESTING NEW MAKEUP

[@RawBeautyKristi]

I always forget to mention but I do have a colourpop code FYI. Code KRISTI for 10% off 💕

[@Jmariie101xo]

RawBeautyKristi Hi Kristi!! Do you have a PO Box in which people can send you gifts?? I’ve been wanting to send you a care package for a while now. 😊

[@BetaTestaburger]

The clumps look like that shade matching foundation, it worked when you applied that with fingers but with any brush or sponge it left lil balls everywhere. Maybe that’s the issue with this foundation as well. Also you’re hilarious Kristi, you make me laugh so much, thanks for that 😊

[@rainydays9967]

I’m waiting for the Colourpop collab this year

[@whitneyabbott293]

I am 100% one of those people who gives NO FUCKS about the plastic. (Since you mentioned it🤣) There are FAAAARRRR more important things to think about, but that's just my opinion (& yes, I agree about the broken record thing😖). But I guess that's why the good Lord didn't make us all the same... Somebody's gotta care about that shit! Still love you to pieces though, Kristi! 😘

[@MelsLife570]

RawBeautyKristi I’ve got the same lip bumps. No way to pop them at all m

[@mskennedy11]

Please don't ever stop talking about sustainable packaging. It's not boring. You're amazing 🙌🏼

[@saraboo7798]

Yes recycle queen we stand 🙌🏼

[@Andicam291]

Yes!!! It also helps me to notice what I’m using and begin reducing in new areas. I LOVE how Kristi is encouraging without guilting.

[@haileennevsmom09]

ty :)

[@rosem4897]

Yes, I respect her even more for that❤️

[@jflu79]

Just gonna say the same thing! I "do care" too!

[@CunninghamSydney]

Robert Welsh appreciating Kristi and Kristi appreciating Robert Welsh is such a wholesome mood that I never knew I needed

[@jennahernandez4513]

Right!!!!!🥰

[@samf8934]

Kristi: *pins hair back* does this make you happy?! Me: Yes.

[@haleejones9668]

Sam F I was literally said yes out loud lol

[@stephaniehenderson974]

Absolutely 🤣 yay kristy! Now we can get down and right into it no hair in the way 👌👌👌

[@JuiceeVasquez]

I said yes out loud 😂

[@cayciaransbottom1004]

everytime she says colourbob a piece of my soul detaches and flies to be with her

[@Bliving457]

I've never been a "stan" in my life, but I would literally defend this woman

[@jennystiglet2814]

Please explain to me what this "stan" thing means?

[@GoodThingsIndeed]

@@jennystiglet2814 look up Stan on urban dictionary. Basically means a fan..you would stand up for them..or other definitions that are similar.

[@SourEggz]

Jenny Stiglet “Stan” entered the zeitgeist when Eminem debuted his song called _Stan._ The music video and lyrics explores the life of a troubled man named Stan whom obsesses over the artist. A play on words, Stan is not only his name but Eminem also uses the name as a blend of the words “stalker” and “fanatic”. In the climax of the music video and lyrics Stan commits homicide-suicide as a result of his obsession of Eminem. Stan is often used when people want to express that they are beyond a “fan” of something or as a derogatory term for those who take their fandom too seriously. The original commenter was using this term to emphasize that she is a fan of Kristi despite not really subscribing to any other fandom - and is meant as a term of endearment. She is basically inflating how she feels about Kristi to say she really enjoys and appreciates her content. The one issue with “Stan” vs. “fan” is that they essentially mean the same thing - as fan is an abbreviated form of “fanaticism” or “fanatic” which means _”a person filled with excessive and single-minded zeal”_ (according to the Oxford dictionary) often associated with a social, political or religious point of view. It can enter realms of dangerous as often those who are fanatical are more likely to take their beliefs to extremes. Nowadays, people use fan or “Stan” interchangeably as synonymous with strong like for something. HOWEVER, it still remains that fandom culture is very prevalent and at times can enter the realms of absurdity or can be dangerous - although those are more extreme cases, as described in the original song. But, for the most part, it is used in a more light hearted or self-aware way. *The more you know!* 💫 And that concludes class for this session.

[@cobaltclam]

Sour Eggz That was awesome! And soooo helpful to Ancients, such as myself. Thank you!

[@wendyev310]

Sour Eggz i already knew all dis but u can beat I read the whole thing!! Love this mini essay 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@maisbruh]

Kristi: "my skin has never looked worse." and immediately i was thinking DIOR AIR FLASH and then you said it, and i felt so seen.

[@laurel800]

Tiffany Bernard that is one of my favorite videos ever! I laughed so hard about that Dior Air Flash. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbiwithani7396]

Dior's highlighters aren't great either. There 1 of my least favorite highlighters.

[@lenaboyer6981]

"THEN WHAT?! THEN WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?" God that was incredible

[@maisbruh]

@@laurel800 I have watched that video easily 6 times. It brings me joy.

[@maisbruh]

@@bobbiwithani7396 too esspensive for me anyway so good to know im not missing out.

[@tristamarie6871]

I really wish Kristi and color pop would create pallets called colormom, colorbob and your not my real dad

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Could you imagine companion palettes called colourmom and colourbob 😩🙏🔥 we need and deserve hahaha

[@lhbuttercup15]

Elongated Muskrat I 100% agree and also your naaaaaaame has me dying ily

[@kerrieg4359]

Omg that's amazing lololol and another one called raw beauty krusti lol

[@clairepettie]

I want to see a line of blushes in pocket-watch lockets called ColorFob. That one was my favorite.

[@tristamarie6871]

Claire Pettie YES!!!!!!

[@jessaguilar4747]

“I’m ready for my next house to bring me silence...” NOPE!!! You’re gonna have little feet and the most beautiful screaming baby noises!!!!! Soooooo happy for her!!!!!

[@queenb1119]

And it's going to be music to her ears! She is going to have a BLAST being a mommy! And that baby is so lucky to have such a fun and loving momma! 😄👍

[@caitlinelmasri131]

"They feel nice and real blimby. I feel like the blimb is a good indicator of a sponge." This is why I watch you

[@Livlocalmartian]

Caitlin Elmasri I’m pretty sure she said “blimp” and “blimpy” not blimb

[@heathersaylor3379]

@@Livlocalmartian no, she is definitely saying "blimby"

[@shegeek5559]

I love the actual technical terms! Blimby. 🤣 Yes.

[@tabithacrouse8858]

😋😋

[@eileen58]

By far my favorite part of the video. 😂 I don't even wear face makeup (eyes only), I just come to learn new and hilarious terms from her.

[@tiffanytullock8192]

Ya know.... I think you’re actually sassier and more sarcastic than you have been in a while, and I’ve missed it so much. It seems like your mental health is improving and I’m so here for it. Love you so much!!! 💜

[@samnicole6541]

I noticed that too, I even told my bf she seems so much funnier in this one. I'm living for it!! 💖

[@tabatha9577]

We love sassy!

[@whatiwasgoingtosay]

Tiffany Tullock yes, I’m here for alllllll that sass.

[@sherimorgan7107]

Omg yes! I love seeing Kristi's raw personality come out. Fuck I loves her so much! 💜💜💜

[@evajawidzk2068]

Fantastic 😅 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ChannelMelissa]

"a little Robert Welsh technique" - it's good to see some love and learning in the beauty community 💗

[@naomielaf]

mutantparis I love him soo much!

[@ChannelMelissa]

@@naomielaf could not agree more!

[@amycross5341]

He is the best! His channel popped up in my recommendations with about 10,000 subs and his channel blew up SOOO FAST! And I see people mentioning him in the comment section on so many other people's channels and quoting him, it's great! I can't think of another channel I've seen grow so quickly!

[@jenny2756]

Robert is the best !!

[@ChannelMelissa]

@@amycross5341 I totally agree it is insane but indeed well deserved, he's so nice!

[@kcgoldie5309]

This eye look is actually so beautiful on you, I'm shook at how good it looks with your complexion and hair colour. Pastel purple looks damn good on you dad

[@LustyVictoria]

I read this just as she'd done her concealer 😂 it's a good look haha

[@sallyrastogi9853]

"It smells like a rich baby" and "It smells like baked goods but... not one you'd want to eat... like pita dough" I CANNOT LMAO

[@lunalipsb]

Sally Rastogi tell me whyyy when I read “pita dough” I literally thought of the hunger games scene where pita leaves out bread for katniss. I know .. my mind

[@sallyrastogi9853]

@@lunalipsb Just a guess, but you're mind is likely a tangle of memes and movie scenes like mine so... yea, makes sense to me.

[@vickinoble4744]

Robert Welsh's technique has taken some years off my face. I love that you are giving him some love.

[@leilapayne2964]

word!!!

[@annaofthesouth]

I love him so much even though he’s not my real dad

[@lunababypink4684]

@@annaofthesouth same

[@emilybaruch6972]

No one, not a single person: Kristi: blimby

[@shelbyragland]

“What in the whiskers hell” is my new favorite saying.

[@cecemartin3377]

It’s totally not irritating to hear you talk about the waste in the use of plastic. You cannot say it enough! 🙌🏼 Preach it girl.

[@chelle6647]

CeCe Martin agreed! 💯

[@claireeebee]

I agree too! I wish more people would talk about it!

[@firstnamelastname6016]

Agreed, I never thought about it until she mentioned it!

[@smileskr]

Please make a sponge called “Blimbie”

[@annadoney3124]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Kristi: "BALLS on my face" "colourMOM" "you're not my real dad" "what in the whiskers hell"

[@Krleo247]

Anna Doney right? 😂😂

[@dana94a]

You forgot my favorite. “Baby back bitch” 😂

[@hiitsvee]

“Fuck me up with that mister” 😂

[@leahk9943]

We need merch!

[@CalamityJAD3]

“Bless your cotton socks”, “What fresh hell” “Raw Crusty ____” ... I ♥️ her!!! We need a coffee table book of quotes w/hilarious thumbnail pics! I’d buy it 🥰🥳🤩

[@aries_chaos]

"blimby" "bigly" we stan our real dad

[@lilahmae7173]

11:07 NOT a broken record. We need more influencers using their platform to speak on this issue! 💛

[@mpnl21]

YES!!

[@channingmorgan5801]

“If my head hair would grow as fast as my face hair, we’d be in business.” I FELT that!

[@bubblesmcsquats9057]

"Balls all over my face." "Taste that skin milk." Grrrl stop.

[@JennRighter]

Actually, grrrl, continue...please.

[@laurel800]

Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@poepoesie6390]

(And by that we mean keep going)

[@maricelao83]

😅

[@aprilwarren3428]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@GeminiCaron]

I agree with your sustainable comments! Here in England, my husband got a “yellow warning sticker” from the bin men because he had accidentally put something that wasn’t recyclable into the blue recyclable bin!

[@momakesvids5704]

kristi: colourpop sponges!! me: f o r b i d d e n m a r s h m a l l o w

[@livvyjos]

I want marshmallows like that haha 🤤

[@dianah8163]

Huda Beauty: "Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious"

[@falak2916]

reminds me of parcs n rec

[@ourcrazyfamily2786]

😂😂😂

[@dianah8163]

@@falak2916 it's from Tik Tok. Best be careful or they'll sue for copyright infringement.

[@moncher5152]

Dianah lmfao 🤣

[@TwistedGlam]

@@dianah8163 Isn't it actually from secret life of pets 2? 😂

[@brinneymudge]

I love you talking about sustainability, DONT EVER STOP! It IS important!

[@EraOfSarahYT]

YasssssssSssssssssssssSssssssssss🙌🏻😘😊

[@raeannamcmahan]

I absolutely agree on the wastefulness of packaging. Allllll the plastic and a lot of areas don't recycle them. 😩

[@haleighklemm]

“I’m gunna zoom ya asses in” I love how she talks to us fans like we’re irl friends! 😍🥺 you are a QUEEN AND WE LOVE YOU KRISTI! Bc you’re our real dad

[@HayngrlK76]

[@emunahshalomselah5124]

♥️

[@Bookishbyjennaavh]

When you move out I would appreciate a compilation of all the loud cars that have ruined a moment for Kristi.

[@brookie.elena11]

Jennifer Hogue OHMYGAWD YES!!! That would be hilarious.

[@Bropez87]

Need that like yesterday 😂

[@roguesirena]

Shit- one was so loud that I thought it was outside MY window

[@BlkbirdCDN]

Lmao the new place will probably have a Jay or magpie squawk a bunch while she's filming

[@JMMCAArt]

DEFINITELY!!!!!!!!!!

[@giannaluna2873]

*Kristi applying her concealer* Me: that looks like Robert Welsh's technique Kristi: a little Rober Welsh technique Ahhh yes I knew it😂 Also when you started doing using the tantour, you rememinded me of Rosa 😂

[@ramseyfitzsimmons4854]

Gianna Luna yes! I only use his technique now.

[@brokenribbedbitch2229]

I use very little concealer, but I spread it around. If I didn't use concealer to reshape my face, I'd use Roberts technique.

[@nplmllr]

did u watch Rosa's video at the Fenty House? I'm still laughing fuck I love her

[@thvrgg]

Watching this on the tv and my boyfriend has been listening. He thought he’d share that you can get 10 sponges for $2.. I think he missed the part that you were talking about face sponges lol anyway, love you and your vids!

[@Mikayla_Y_1998]

Gotta love the boyfriends who don’t understand that beauty sponges and actual sponges are different 😂😂 thank you and him for the laugh today!❤️

[@nikirrae8495]

@@Mikayla_Y_1998cosmetics and men are my favorite combination lol. They’re like little aliens. Yesterday my boyfriend picked up my. Lashcurler and told me “you dropped your eyebrow curling thing.”

[@maisbruh]

My husband looking at me like I'm so stupid bc I freaked out upon seeing this video is FORTY-SIX MINUTESSSS!!! yassssssss bout to hang out with my best frannn

[@honeyandmud]

Tiffany Bernard *frayon 😆

[@haileennevsmom09]

lol

[@momakesvids5704]

divorce him

[@maisbruh]

@@momakesvids5704 nah hes pretty much the best

[@kaitlynherrington7070]

Tiffany Bernard same !

[@patriciazernone-wood5423]

"The Robert Welsh technique" i did a small celebration in my livingroom after you said that😂😘

[@pattylovett4682]

So did I

[@lindenm.9149]

The Robert Welsh technique is so amazing. I hated the look of concealer at all before but now I love doing it!

[@stefanieulicni4690]

Same!

[@PrettyPunctuality]

Same here. Ever since I watched that video, that's the only way I've been doing my concealer.

[@celloafterdark4173]

Me toooooooo!!!

[@becaboo-dv8dp]

Kristi: *mentions Robert in passing* Me: COLLAB TIME

[@lpg1048]

Rebbeca Krupa i'm deffo here for that 🙌🏻

[@oliviajeanette1065]

🙌👏

[@taylorseaward1013]

“Maybe a bear now and again, climbing up my apple tree” I lost it

[@mireyamosley5150]

This actually happened 🤣🤣🤣

[@stephaniepreston-mullins3262]

Ikr??!! I bet she goes back and says, I said that and it happened? Holy ColourMom!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@evajawidzk2068]

Love Her wants animals I agree kids scream a lot.

[@mynameisnia]

Aww I'm so happy when she mentioned Robert Welsh!

[@dianehicks281]

Me too!

[@amandawohlwend5150]

Saaammee

[@magtagmakeup9120]

Agreed! Her and Robert are my favorites. 🥰

[@ladysiick4804]

Game changer for me definitely. Love him!!

[@teresawilliams1201]

Damn it Raw, when are we getting a “you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad” shirt?!?!? Give the masses what they are dying for!!!! 🙏 ♥️👏🏼

[@detoxwithtessa1568]

Came down to the comments to make sure someone said something. I died!

[@kayladavidson4299]

Yes!!! We need Kristy merch.

[@danniedandelion8232]

YES! I would totally buy this!!! WE NEED THIS NOW

[@allisonmccormick7620]

teresa williams agreed

[@amandabelg503]

Yes 👏 Please 👏

[@katielott6226]

Rawbeautykristi: *post literally anything* Me: Okay I'm listening... I love you❤

[@tinai7857]

Thank you for always speaking out about the huge, senseless waste of the packaging! It’s great that you care!

[@aaantonio]

I know it sounds weird but I’m in quarantine here in Italy and i needed this long ass video more than i needed air

[@jessicaglenn9864]

Hope everything gets better. Our schools are out for an extended spring break in South Texas.

[@nataliaandrade8099]

Good luck out there

[@illidelphian1508]

Jessica Glenn us too in Santa Barbara (southern) California

[@faithfulchica1861]

Prayers @Antonio. Truly.

[@micahsellers8594]

Kintsukuroi I believe they can still leave they just aren’t suggested to go to big events with large groups

[@Kellas_Kat]

"I've met some wonderful... cats." lol, same.

[@icystorm9968]

Nobody: Kristy: soft, squish, flop.... GOOD!

[@melissaquinney800]

I was totally gonna write this hahaha!

[@hollyaileen1]

YAS! Finally, an MUA talking about sustainable packaging for makeup/skincare products.

[@cookie2487]

The chunks are most likely from the coconut oil in the product - which becomes solid if it's colder than room temp (probably your cold sponge). Also, there is mica in this product which is why it looked silver.

[@tiffanytullock8192]

cookie2487 this is such a good explanation!!! Lol

[@amberisrad]

omg coconut oil??? no one use this if you're acne prone coconut oil is comedogenic lmao

[@dianegordon9713]

Some moisturizers cause foundation to ball up. I’ve even had a few primers react this way with certain foundations.

[@JustHale.y]

I always thought that was just my beauty blender! That makes sense though haha

[@margueritestoffel8989]

I just watched Paige Koren’s foundation declutter and she decluttered this foundation and said the same thing about the little chunks...

[@danam2364]

“Okay, let’s just move along.” - Literally the entire world’s mood about 2020 right now.

[@melissalynds8778]

YESSSS 100000%

[@jlkitz1775]

Nailed it!!!! 🙌🏾✌🏾

[@ellinib]

Usually when my foundation "balls up" it's because ingredients in my moisturizer aren't meshing with the ingredients in my foundation. With Garnier gel moisturizer it would happen alot to me. I switched to cetephil and I did use the Covergirl milk foundation on top of it and never had an issue.

[@suzzettgalamillo114]

Ellini B totally agree. Because I tried the foundation and that didn’t happen to me. I’ve tried moisturizer and that makes my foundation ball up 👌🏻

[@ChelsNoel]

Suzzett I can’t remember whose video it was. Maybe Jen luvs? But it happened to her too with this foundation.

[@heythere8917]

Thought the same. Provably, the primer/moisturizer didn’t agree with the foundation.

[@heythere8917]

ChelsNoel but I believe Tati and Allie Glines love it if I’m not mistaken

[@indiasmith379]

Ellini B - I had the same issue she did. I’m going to try again with a cream foundation and see if it doesn’t do better. Because HOLY CRAP. BALLS. ALL OVER MY FACE.

[@Lyn-no1ci]

Me- oh I've been curious about that cover girl foundation Intro- no you're not

[@vanityplates3125]

When I first used mine, it had the little balls in it too. One day I decided to try it again for kicks, the balls aren't there any more!! Idk what happened, but now I use it every day for almost like a BB cream of sorts because it definitely doesn't have any coverage. 😂

[@faithcrotty4106]

“This neighbourhood served me well I met some wonderful cats” that speaks to my soul 😂

[@lisadgingersnaps9843]

Same on the cats in my neighborhood . And it has had some wonderful dogs that made my pups very happy.

[@rissadawn2047]

Faith Crotty same...u have no idea lol

[@Shaaaxo]

I can’t tell you how relieved I felt when you clipped your hair back. It almost makes me feel like.. anxious when people do their face with there hair down willy nilly.. or is it rage.. can’t tell

[@123greenmars]

saaaame

[@vampkitty1365]

"What in the whiskers hell....". My new favorite statement 🤣🤣

[@katefarr141]

Ok, so it's true. Awhile ago, you came up in my recommended videos. I wasn't interested, because I already watched too many beauty youtubers, and I wanted something else. Passed. Passed several times. Finally your video autoplayed, and I subscribed after watching, like, two videos. Now every time you post, I genuinely get excited. So much so that if I know I'm going to have *a day*, I'll save the video so I can watch it later, when I really need it. You went from being a "pass" to the only other channel that gets me pumped (and the other one is Lisa Eldridge, so).

[@RawBeautyKristi]

😭😭😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻💕💕💕💕

[@katiej.5229]

Kristi is the literal best on the KZbin. She actually IS my real dad.

[@leelee2925]

Kate Farr same lol

[@Ashaliyeva]

Kate Farr I love Kristi and Lisa too, as well as Wayne Goss, and Whitney Hedrick! 💗 Lisa and Wayne are my go-to for the most legit, professional makeup artistry, Kristi is my go-to for hilarious happiness, and Whitney is my go-to for an awesome perspective on the beauty industry. 💗

[@kasivalle7554]

same here lol! now i’m hooked and can’t stop watching.

[@iamdaphneblake]

I’m so down with your anti single use plastic soapbox! I’m feeling it, thank you for being so vocal! Your look was fierce!

[@divideanddevour]

Kristi, medical aesthetician here, CORRECT: DON'T SQUEEZE, GO GET PROFESSIONAL EXTRACTIONS DONE LMAO, but if you canNOT ignore at-home extractions, get a sterile lancet or boil a needle to sterilize it, and then poke directly into the center of the comedone, or create a tiny, clean cut over the body of it, and then GENTLY apply pressure around it. It's not that extractions are bad, it's that people are often too aggressive at home and don't give the bacteria a clean hole to exit through so it explodes through the skin causing excess trauma to the surrounding tissue if they try to force anything out and risk spreading the bacteria around that gets caught underneath. Extractions are best done after a shower or gentle, indirect steaming of the face, or even better for the real stubborn bois, after a light BHA peel or chemical exfoliating treatment.

[@Rachel-xx9hu]

divideanddevour you just changed my life lol. Thank you!! I literally knew none of that. Thanks love 💕✨

[@aaliyahesparza1945]

love how u said stubborn bois because that's all my acne consistent of 😑 white head party on my face

[@brittanypadgett1541]

I find it hilarious that there was an Ad for the skin milk foundation right when you were ROASTING it 😂😂😂😂

[@vaaance710]

Your husband's editing is superb!!! I feel like his editing really shows us the things about you that he loves and we love you for the same reasons

[@stefanisoliman]

Yes!

[@palladium607]

Very well said and I couldn't agree more! Great job zach!

[@floralthief]

Vaaance this comment is adorable 🥺💕

[@charmingdevils]

Who tf is disliking ANY of Kristi’s videos?? She’s the best! FIGHT ME! 😂❤️

[@caitlynhughes9550]

My conspiracy theory is that they get rid of things everyone loves, Because when you have a tried and true you stop buying and trying new products. So if they get rid of it you then have to start all over buying new foundations until you find one you like.

[@MrsBungle78]

Caitlyn Hughes Sounds about right!😒

[@Rosie-o3l3v]

🤯

[@catnip4587]

It’s the new and improved ploy. Companies are making us feel left out if we don’t have the latest greatest version

[@katlord586]

I am totally onboard with this theory. I’m just going to skip the conspiracy part because I’m guessing it’s just the truth. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@2imtst3rn]

Exactly what Kristi said lol

[@mishaa7263]

That quesadilla looks so delicious, the char on the veggies mixed with the melty cheese, the contrasting textures of the crunchy-ish flour tortilla with the pico on top. I want one.....

[@MikaylaLuna]

This quarantine is going to cause vlogmas numbers for online entertainment. Everyone is inside. Nothin to do.

[@laurynakin9858]

KZbinrs bout to make bankkkkk🤣 (We can only hope our smaller influencers get something out of this)

[@annlatham]

Mikayla Luna yessss! 🙌🏻

[@annlatham]

Lauryn Akin amen to that lol

[@CatMcCloud]

Well I just posted so I’ll update you lol

[@brianaschino4903]

Mikayla Luna Im okay with that 😜

[@p.williams]

I love how you always call out that it's so easy for these brands to make more sustainable packaging. If we could all just switch to compostable waste products, like excess packaging, it would really help our environment.

[@rachelgarwacki8993]

Yes!!! I love when you talk about single use plastic waste and eco friendly packaging! ❤️🌎

[@christiancasta8815]

Love how often you call out plastic packaging. You have a platform - good for you on speaking out.

[@sierralambert0915]

Kristi: "we're heading into Spring" Me: *looks out the window at the snowy blizzard with 45 mph winds*

[@rebeccaelizabeth7578]

Are you in Nebraska too? 😂

[@sierralambert0915]

Eastern Washington state!! 🤣🤣

[@laykantheealien5722]

I'm in NY I just got scared and looked out my window, for once I'm lucky ahh

[@laykantheealien5722]

Well aside from the covid 19 running rampant through my county and town 😑😷

[@LapisLazuli155]

@@sierralambert0915 yup... if the weather would make up its mind, that would be great...

[@jazminlanena7512]

I’m praying u hit a million very soon kristy. It’ll be the highlight of your career and you deserve it more than a lot of other people on KZbin.

[@thisisnotphysics1857]

"how can you have a pimple and not pick it" litteraly my mood every single F-ing day lol

[@captaincmorgan]

Yaaaaaas Robert Welsh!!!!! Please collab 😭😭 make my dreams come trueeee

[@Panya.V]

FYI: I think I might have said this before, but Fordyce spots don't come and go like that. What is likely happening when you moisturise your lips is that the lip tissues [I was going to write "labial tissues" there, since a facial lip is "labia oris", but I laughed at myself and deleted it 😂] are being plumped up and pushing the spots up. When your lips are dry the tissues shrink and the spots recede into your lips a bit; they're still there, you just can't see or feel them. I used to feel self-conscious about mine, especially when I had one that was red-colored right at the front of my mouth, but when I learned that something like 80% of people have them I stopped caring.

[@laurapardy8297]

“It’s thicker than I’m used to..” micheal Scott; THATSWHATSHESAID

[@angiebartelme]

Laura Pardy YES 😂

[@palladium607]

Staaaahhhhp it lmaooooo

[@hannahvandomelen2091]

I literally love you with my whole heart, you are so REAL AND I APPRECIATE IT

[@SM-tl1fc]

Thank you for mentioning the plastic waste! Don’t apologise, the more we speak out the quicker they will deliver on what we’re asking of brands.

[@ChelseaMarieFitz]

STAY ON THAT FREAKIN’ SOAP BOX! Shout as loud as you can about single use plastic! I never get bored of hearing you say it! It’s refreshing and not enough youtubers speak up enough, like they don’t want to be seen as an eco-warrior or something 🙄 but yeah, FUCK YEAH! 💚💚💚

[@nataliejenkins1260]

Chelsea Marie Fitzpatrick 🙌🏼🙌🏼💚💚💚

[@stefanisoliman]

👏👏👏

[@witchyarch]

Yas! I was so happy to hear her up on that soap box! It's great!

[@edgymcmemelord2576]

when you said robert welsh I literally screamed I love him so much lmaoo

[@dreabenson7228]

I have 2 other cover girl foundations and they both leave the white “balls” all over. If I swipe them down the skin with my finger it leaves white stripes. It’s like white pigment balls.

[@Realmeglynn]

“Under the skin bumps” - use chemical exfoliating skincare (cleansers, masks, serums) and then use The Ordinary salicylic acid serum right on the area. I have the same problem and it really helps with those closed comedones!

[@jennlecher5604]

Yes. And for cryin out loud, NO PICKING!

[@Esoteraeon]

@@jennlecher5604 I was literally picking my face as I read your comment, godamnit

[@BlkbirdCDN]

10% lactic acid is nice too from the ordinary. I found I tolerate it better

[@hity111]

What chemical exfoliater would you recommend?

[@Erin49694]

yes chemical exfoliaters are a game changer! it’s likely you won’t see immediate results, but after a week or two you’ll notice a difference in the texture of your skin. I use the ordinary’s glycolic acid 7% toning solution every other day and all my under the skin bumps vanished. it’s like magic!

[@rameeshakhalid1900]

Am I the only one who's satisfied by the fact that the clips match her eyeshadow

[@morteamoureuse]

Nope, I was too!!!

[@jpbrm30]

DONT FORGET THE BRUSH SHE'S USING FOR THE EYESHADOWS TOO!

[@chandra5223]

It only took me today to realize that Kristi was saying “ Hello Fresh” and not “Hella Fresh”.

[@eringlausier3546]

“You’re not my real dad” 😂😂😂 kills me every time

[@Rose-jz6sx]

Right? She could say it every second sentence and I'm pretty sure it'd still crack me up.

[@nikkiroberts8453]

"I've met some wonderful...cats" 😂😂

[@madelynnemree2618]

“Does setting spray DO anything? Or does it just feel good?” Kristi is always asking the REAL questions that keep us up at night. Real talk tho I just bought that foundation bc I saw two really positive reviews on it and now I’m scared to try... we will see what happens

[@bean5460]

My skin toner sprayed on top makes my makeup look STUNNNINGGG

[@alinamichelle2531]

Madelynne Heiss Setting spray takes away powdery-ness. Idk how y'all don't see that lol

[@madelynnemree2618]

Update: the foundation did the same weird bunching up thing on me what the heck

[@vanityplates3125]

@@madelynnemree2618 omg I was about to ask how it worked for you. I got it right when it came out. I tried it and was like, huh. I haven't seen anyone else address this!! I'm so glad it happened for you and Kristi, because I felt like it was just me. I absolutely hate that foundation.

[@alanakennedy3109]

"I do care, in the sense, can we just not." YES KRISTI! AGREEEEDDDDDDAF.

[@martinamarie9556]

“What in the whiskers hell??” Laughed out loud! Always so happy to see a new video from you!

[@kjjjacobs13]

“Soft. Squish. Flop. Good.” This is my 2020 energy

[@lisadgingersnaps9843]

Same!😂

[@rissadawn2047]

Kelley Jane did u watch the dangly ball video 😂🤣😂 or whatever she said. I don't feel so silly with my descriptives with her in my "life" lol

[@thebitchwhisperer]

Sammmme

[@mandapiee1763]

Her: fan! Faaann?! Fan? Where are you?! Me: here!! I'm right here!!! Hi!!

[@RawBeautyKristi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕

[@ZijnShayatanica]

PRESENT!

[@mandapiee1763]

Fangirling right now OMG!!!!!!!! Also pun intended 😂😂

[@oliviajeanette1065]

🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@kaystoosweet4469]

We just need to start a petition on bringing vitalist healthy elixir back, my life has not been the same since 🤦🏻‍♀️ a staple for dry skin 😩

[@angelamorrow8973]

I never liked it. Bought the lightest shade which CG apparently doesn’t realize there are pale people out there. The shade was like 10 shades too dark then turned orange.

[@stainedinyou55]

I want the NatureLuxe products back! 😭

[@vanityplates3125]

I wanted to try it so damn bad. 😭

[@lilyw914]

I just like that you use the words like “blimby” or “flimby” and we all just nod like yep yep we know EXACTLY what that means

[@brookebixler1040]

I couldn't agree more! It sure is funny that we all nod and get it, yet they're not "real" words! 😂

[@jacquelinelopez2503]

Lily W I used the word flimby earlier lol

[@danikareuzenaar7890]

She should do word of the days! Lol

[@amacbeauty2769]

“I can’t not pop it” girl same. I pop mine, my husbands, I do routine checks and watch way to many videos ahah

[@QueenKaufmann]

The bloopers are literally my favorite, please don’t ever stop adding them to the end of your videos 💕

[@melissanelson1975]

Omg I love you mentioning Robert. He has helped me so much with my makeup application. I’m 44 and when I do my makeup the way he suggests I look 15 years younger. He’s the makeup king on KZbin right now. I hate that he doesn’t have more subscribers because he deserves them.

[@madisonhoggarth3692]

“The Dior Air Flash”... oh the memories that video brings back 😂😂😂 the towel on the head, the aggressive spray, the lack of working correctly

[@maisbruh]

"i look young"

[@Gardnertino]

That entire moment is my favorite you tube moment of ALL the you tube moments. I laugh to the point of tears every time.

[@megb5387]

I literally just watched that video again last week. It's a Kristi Klassic!

[@vanityplates3125]

Then what? Then whaaaaat??! 😂

[@mariaamaro1204]

Absolutely no one: kristi” baLlS aLl oVeR mY fAce”

[@Mean_Jean]

"Soft. Squish. Flop. Good" that's a slogan I can get behind

[@lynxelmore5364]

I've been so depressed lately and watching the bloopers on this video made me laugh for the first time in a while. Thank you Kristi ❤

[@stonesatglasshouses3477]

Can we get some “You’re not my real dad” merch? I design shirts and I’m about the make myself one!

[@lindsay8633]

Do it!

[@alishabaker87]

I would definitely buy it. I say that all the time and ppl look at me like im crazy lol

[@dereksamivandusen4997]

Omg yesss

[@stonesatglasshouses3477]

I have one designed but I’m not doing anything with it until so find out if she is going to release her own. If she ever plans on creating merch and making “You’re Not My Real Dad” shirts, it wouldn’t be right for me to make one. I was thinking that I could release my design and set it up as a fundraiser, as I wouldn’t feel right profiting off of something like that. Seeing as both her and I suffer from migraines, I was considering I could donate all of the profits to the Migraine Research Foundation. I wish there was a way to get in contact just to make sure that she would be okay with it.

[@Lilah-Violet]

@@stonesatglasshouses3477 Try contacting her on Twitter. I recreated one of her looks once and tagged her, and she replied within the hour!

[@caterinastella4303]

Italian subscriber here! Loving this quarantine ‘cause I can finally bingewatch your channel without feeling guilty lmao

[@jolanda.c]

How are you doing? The Netherlands were I live is slowing down but not in lockdown yet...

[@caterinastella4303]

@@jolanda.c we have been locked inside our houses for a week now lol, we can go out only for necessities like buying food, going to the doctor, working if you can't work from home (or taking the dog for a walk). If they catch you outside without a valid reason they send you back home. For the necessities you can travel only in your city, if you have to go to another one you have to fill a special form (autocertificazione) that says why you are going out (must be one of the reasons i said before). The police is always outiside checking you have this form, and if you don't there is a 200€ fine waiting for you (or three days in jail) lol. The quarantine should end on the 3rd of April, let's hope that everybody follows the rules!

[@jolanda.c]

@@caterinastella4303 I hope for you that the worst is over sooner then later. Here we are aloud to go shopping, but not eat or drink in restaurants and bars. Take away is reopening tomorrow as long as you don't use it there but at home. We may go out for work if it can't be done at home but schools are closed. All events and social activities are canceled. It is mandatory to stay at home if you have a symptom to prevent elder and weaker persons. So it is not that strict but it is hard, people loose jobs and income. But everybody is hoarding toiletpaper and I still wonder why...

[@billiebob470]

"I've met some really nice....cats!!" Neighbors suck but the cats made it pleasant. I feel that!!

[@erinsolari]

Yesssss Robert Welsh reference! I love him. His under-eye concealer technique is a life-changer.

[@larissaswayze]

“How can you have a pimple and not pop it?” Me. My entire life. Every once and awhile I’m like maybe I should stop... but no. It’s just too satisfying. I’m with you girl. Edit: Your packaging rant was my favourite part. Keep it coming!!!

[@rissadawn2047]

Larissa Swayze I heard this my while life. I've popped thousand of zits and nothing bad happened lol. And dont think I really have any acne scars, more than a dark spot of a few days....but guess what the zit woulda lasted a few days or a week too

[@erinc9391]

I know people say they'd rather have a pimple for a few days than a scar for 2 weeks but for me it's about the texture. I'd rather have a scar that's flat that I can cover than a big throbbing zit for 3 days.🤷‍♀️

[@sabrinanotsabrina1]

“The blimb is a good indication of a good sponge” I completely understand