This Girl Thinks Shes Pregnant With Baby Jesus

[@sudo3037]

"She's not pregnant, she's literally full of shit." I love Lazarbeam

[@renjimenez9622]

Me too

[@dan.norris4188]

So funny

[@soldierboi1234]

Saw this as he said that

[@bensteeves8050]

She is not preg But She Literally IS FULL OF SHIT

[@breadisdelisous638]

YE MRJAY

[@vaclavruzicka2076]

At 5:00 I honestly thought that man was a 50 year old woman

[@tylermaddox7728]

DaBeastGamer 9001 sane and love your profile picture

[@tylermaddox7728]

I sub to you

[@vaclavruzicka2076]

Tyler Maddox thx bro

[@stephenlischinsky1605]

Go pac go

[@slaydenpenny3709]

Same

[@ceranopierce]

If the girl is pregnant with Jesus And Eminem is her father Then Eminem is *Rap God*

[@tammyhartnagel5961]

Lord Flame that’s actually so clever

[@stedfrabler8178]

Lord Flame you fuckin bloody legend! :D

[@the_aquaknight6518]

You got that joke for PewDiePie, I watch his vid...

[@slbellan]

Michael Harding maybe he just thought of the same thing

[@kadenanderson5469]

Lord Flame “You can call me Rap Dad”

[@cnd4071]

“So Eminem is the grandfather of Jesus” 😂 this got me

[@Rogue_Sniper]

Taking Rap God to a whole new level at this point

[@smleditsreal]

@@Rogue_Snipersmart af

[@Goatedgames69420]

Fr

[@coltoncallaway2021]

Dr.Phil has a PHD in roasting people

[@coltoncallaway2021]

Thanks for all the subs

[@coltoncallaway2021]

I mean likes

[@zCrucial]

@@andersonsmith4179 lolll

[@cameronwebb9104]

Colton Callaway yes, yes he does

[@vienyanvinu5373]

L

[@charliehale4761]

2017 Lazar: *makes fun of guy with tattoos* 2019 Lazar: *YEET* *Code Lazar*

[@davidcook5517]

Fav comment

[@kaifromcl4442]

I was gonna do that same comment

[@dukeknight4207]

Lol but this is 2018

[@cth1011]

HNLB_Baller HNLB Clan uh yea but this guy has sexy vegon tattooed on his forehead

[@charliehale4761]

Brayden Nason just like how he’s a vegan in his new Minecraft series 👀

[@savagedonkey4245]

Petition to bring back "learning with lazarbeam"

[@Beanbag1]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[@bighuge8718]

Indeed

[@millylovesyou]

@Nasiar Niblack it was brought back

[@Nobiz358]

Yes

[@Nobiz358]

Yes

[@troibeach]

Gordan ramsey is more warm hearted with people on kitchen nightmares than dr phil is with his clients

[@kyuusama6350]

"Yeah guys I'm actually pregnant" "Yeah it's.. it's satan" LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@jodeanat5071]

I literally heard Lazarbeam said that as I read your comment

[@inkdemon2021]

She felled with **** haha

[@Cactus2013]

I just heard lannan say that

[@TakenRaven]

This how it feel when I’m gonna take a big crap

[@LBtheories]

K

[@defective123]

I thought the dog man was a woman

[@xenofruit4757]

thevideo gamerpro same

[@madelinebernal6546]

WAIT A SEC! the dog is a MAN!

[@callmekoba2545]

Same!!!!

[@tickletimpson1369]

FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS WHO DOG MAN IS

[@claycoffee5087]

Me to

[@r.mccarty08]

Doctor: “There is no baby. Theres just one big fat turd!”

[@DragonSlayer-oq1dg]

Awwwww SSHITtttttttttttt😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@DragonSlayer-oq1dg]

RA McCartyjr that was FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@alybasem7152]

@@DragonSlayer-oq1dg here we go again

[@dancam8161]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abhhhhahakajiajaisnwns]

RA McCartyjr there’s no baby, it’s just a ball of shit.

[@casidy8194]

The fact that lazarbeam kept this calm with all these idiots is just amazing

[@Scout_Lander]

He has more experience then anyone else

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved (Romans 10:9-13)))

[@newchinarestmn]

Dr Phil doesn’t need no oven, no stove, no microwave, no firepit, no grill, and can roast anything like he’s the real deal

[@jayd3n.fr20]

Its coz he uses the stove🤣

[@newchinarestmn]

epicfishy12 your right I must also include he don’t use that

[@jayd3n.fr20]

@@newchinarestmn he uses a firepit then🤣

[@newchinarestmn]

epicfishy12 why do you ruin the comment

[@jayd3n.fr20]

@@newchinarestmn It was funny

[@lobcity1013]

I love hearing him just say "hes no docter at all hes just phill"

[@Uppish131]

Dr Phil I'm talking about

[@emmascarlett05]

Doctor not ter

[@jerry-nguyen.11]

Phil

[@alexsierra4878]

Imagine if a KZbin channel just named Phil saw this comment and just said "well I beg to differ"

[@griffinstryker5190]

He isnt a doctor tho

[@youlooklikeasnack1337]

Women: “I’m pregnant with baby Jesus” Mary: “hold my baby”

[@ShahidKarim-rz2ep]

Kermit is Da best lol

[@isalop7211]

😂😂😂

[@BananaMike07]

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[@mustkibo7078]

Banana_gamer Banana i did More then you

[@Ruby-no8ux]

@@mustkibo7078 How long did that taks u

[@Jaydenthecyberman]

"he's no Dr phill at all, he's just phill!" - lazarbeam 2018

[@ipapachubbs8609]

"There is no baby" Man I love doctors sometimes

[@ace_on_pc3348]

[2SCR] PVT. Chubby I agree

[@middleschoollife6821]

[2SCR] PVT. Chubby She gotta baby. A shit baby

[@Rui_Kamishiro143]

@@middleschoollife6821 ITS A SHT BABY :D

[@user-no3id7li4h]

@@Rui_Kamishiro143 She's literally full of shit

[@llcrispy7319]

So the dog dude is basically a low budget furry

[@babywasp4805]

renagade_for_life 5525 oh god come on man furries aren’t THAT bad.

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

Um no. Furries aren't that crazy. He literally thinks he's a dog. Furries just dress up for fun and don't claim to be animals.

[@tastelesswhiskey3]

Exactly I'm not crazy, I'm no more crazy than a mascot who loves their job. We do have lives outside it though.

[@summerngeorge]

You're still gay as fuck though, unsubscribe from LazarBeam and leave please

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

You realize LazarBeam doesn't like homophobes right?

[@lucy2901]

Me: I'm pregnant with my college degree Ultrasound: You're not pregnant, you're just constipated Me: welp

[@dr.raheelabilalshaikh8049]

ømgshutuplucy lol

[@alexbiwave]

0:15 in the backround, R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II

[@gagaelgago]

i was looking for ur comment lol

[@brofed5305]

48 year old man: I’m a dog Dr.phil: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@gianna1309]

Enchanted Dodee whole*

[@malion8374]

Bruh what

[@tungstenelephant9849]

what career

[@joshholland8564]

Still the least weird guy to ever go on dr Phil

[@max_gardiner]

He has no career 💀

[@raxx2163]

Imagine after 2 years she says "It's coming out pretty soon"

[@waltergonzalez-gomez2112]

BackwardsGuy have baby Jesus child takes time😂

[@getrollingstoneddrake5857]

DRAGON_SLAYER it takes 8 months for a baby to be born

[@waltergonzalez-gomez2112]

Drakie Makie no it takes 9 months

[@waltergonzalez-gomez2112]

Drakie Makie and either way i was joking

[@getrollingstoneddrake5857]

DRAGON_SLAYER OK lol

[@johnnysins4940]

Me here in quarantine this randomly came into my recommended

[@kermitthefrog4291]

Me here dying of cancer

[@omaraskar9103]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@importedchild7518]

Same lol

[@saffrone1491]

Same

[@shadowlemon4025]

Same

[@Potatochipsanddip]

5yrs ago Him: “i identify as a dog” Everyone: “ur just crazy” Now Him: “i identity as a dog” Everyone: “ok we accept you”

[@Kind_of_Human]

Too true 😢

[@Icyistoocool]

Who said we support them?😂

[@aguyonyoutube4014]

As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, go away

[@aguyonyoutube4014]

@@ducksaregood788og at least I can spell university

[@purgeblue]

You gotta be just as insane as this man if anyone thinks behaving like a dog the way he does is normal and acceptable. What kind of madman eats not only dog food in a dog bowl, but goes the unneccesary extra mile of doing it on the floor too. Like I know furries and LGBTQ are things, but this man behaves like he’s an inbred of the two which is just cursed as hell

[@shelbyyoutube6281]

The girl when she found out she wasn’t pregnant was probably going through the first of the five stages of grief, denial.

[@emmalocher23]

“Dr Phil, youtubes biggest, most savage roaster” *gordon ramsey and jefree star would like to speak with you*

[@vnv5433]

Oof

[@emmalocher23]

Chase 1 Ah yes

[@isaiahmathis594]

4:23 this man is taking being a furry to a new level.

[@Interestking]

He's a crumply!

[@Zenith4546b]

Bruh I'm a furry and I laughed historically at this

[@medrash8862]

as a furry, even i cringed at that guy, he is on a whole new level

[@xenodraws2397]

@@medrash8862 same, i was cringing so much

[@JLL_29]

Even furries, my enemy... Is cringing so hard and i agree with them

[@Jrush2000]

This is the best era of LazarBeam.

[@kristianbbc]

“He’s a giant shredded paper dog” Lazarbeam, 2019 I thought it was a girl

[@whatzyerface]

Lol he didn't say it in 2019 he said it in 2018

[@kristianbbc]

Holy sh*t yeh sorry my bad lol

[@kryos-5]

ScionZ Same😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣

[@i.i.i991]

HES A BOY

[@i.i.i991]

Damn I thought he was a girl😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sprinklesdonut5257]

Dr Phil is the Gordon Ramsey of therapy

[@creeperperson9019]

dr.ramsey

[@roxygn4924]

​​@@creeperperson9019 chef phil

[@timsimons3918]

Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrret

[@sebass5761]

Facts

[@coffee-toffee1851]

The vegan dude for real Fortnite emoted on his mother 9:50

[@analonegoose3159]

When The dog man “barked” it sounded like Microsoft was going ErrOR 6:58

[@disrespectedviola8954]

🤣😂😹

[@chizzlebizzle1150]

Yeppppop

[@imchris2560]

cosmeticX you gay

[@chizzlebizzle1150]

Im Chris how on planet Earth dose it make him gay

[@lukestone5681]

During the ultra sound Lanan let out the most pettiest “oH mY gOd” known to man.

[@ninjabrine2.066]

Lazarbeam may seem crazy but at the end of the day he is nicer than most of us

[@Darmanitan5554]

Straight facts my guy

[@artilire]

Yes

[@kahuretimana3796]

True do

[@micmasterbie6965]

True that

[@blackedwolf9986]

That's right

[@Michelle-lr3ph]

Girl: I’m pregnant with Jesus Yeah and I’m pregnant with Michael Jackson

[@jonathangalicia6686]

Lol

[@DragonSlayer-oq1dg]

Awww sssdshhhhittt

[@chazzysletterr]

Lollllll

[@aexmnson6327]

Lol

[@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319]

Well then I'm pregnant with (Halloweens) Michael Myers

[@cruzerplayz8246]

I thought that was a girl.

[@MxmeTeam]

oh fuck it’s a boy?

[@lieutenantterraria3878]

Me too.

[@Murphy-bq8ro]

@codycat games r/wooooooooooooooooooosh

[@ozeth]

Me too

[@Deqaviusjunior2034]

Me to

[@laggnlog7919]

I spat when the doc said "you have no baby" and " she's full of shit" 😂😂

[@sp1tfyre298]

*MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS DR PHIL*

[@dickurkel6910]

SP1TFYRE 888 You mean 'Phil'? *Just* Phil? He's no damn doctor

[@monstafunk136]

SP1TFYRE 888 mine is Trevor Noah

[@ttv__tryhard__btw122]

Mine is lazerbeam

[@imatwingstop]

How you make yt comments bold?

[@sp1tfyre298]

Thelolguy12346 put asterisks on either side like this: * hi *

[@nicolemathis2720]

Anyone think his accent makes this video 2x funnier?!?! 😂😂😂

[@slice-o-life]

Nicole Mathis yeah I guess your right.

[@toxypher1163]

No just yes.

[@bayhanco]

What accent??

[@bartloboy8389]

Bayley Jade he has an Aussie accent

[@lilianab.2667]

Nicole Mathis yes lol

[@crispykrabs553]

I think I’m pregnant with fortnite. 😂

[@visixnxry2178]

The_magical Gamer same

[@nicholasrappold1962]

I agree

[@frg3878]

epic games is giving birth to season 4 who is Jesus you know

[@Calebbbb1]

pubgs the father

[@AintNoRobutt]

Abort it

[@someginger]

Man took furry to a whole new level 😳

[@lauralfoster7849]

True it weird as hell his dad didn’t play catch

[@Degradxr]

Bro he even barked 😭😭

[@bradyblue5269]

Remember. If they want to act like animals then we can hunt them. Chinese noodles anyone?

[@soulless_jake540]

He is not a furry but a person with a mental.illness

[@javahahdias]

@@bradyblue5269 🤓

[@jestinaaikens3567]

"my baby punched and kick the bottom of my stomach" that baby trying to get away from you lady.

[@thretpacknitro9903]

that is the best comment i have read

[@mateo_y_eo]

Facts

[@reginasilva6162]

Lol the intro learning with laserbeam

[@educatianlearntoday4566]

Ikr

[@user-wy1yd1up2d]

*lazarbeam

[@sovietjaykid6824]

Her. I think I’m pregnant with Jesus Me. ... kicks stomach nope not anymore

[@ziggynotverystardust6557]

Dahm... That's dark

[@sovietjaykid6824]

I know I sub to you goat ninja

[@andreinemes389]

Fooking same

[@georginaioannou7678]

O_O

[@seasugarsweets]

Bruh, u just kicked about 2636263636373737373737474746289293020374636929282648484747474747472992.38387373828282,838383838.3838383747.383738383 Turds...

[@bellarose7003]

He’s just Phil gets me every time

[@monke1734]

I’m pregnant, with lazarbeams sanity XD

[@mission101]

Siera Lily what sanity?

[@martinxy1291]

so thats where its been all these years

[@tyresehilton1593]

It died early on

[@danielrobinson6530]

Lies, That dosn't exist

[@bobking234]

MISSION 101 exactly

[@katehazel63]

wait did she say she was nine months pregnant but then said its my first ultrasound...... bruh

[@bennyaus71]

Katelyn Hazel ikr, she is so dumb

[@alexiswilks]

Yep she just wants Attention

[@hsksjdisis]

@@alexiswilks agree.

[@rollerskate9315]

Yea totally reassuring... hmmmm... I am now pregnant with minecraft oh wait NOBODY CARES

[@nureiii]

omfg lmao so true

[@jonathanpardo1699]

0:51 lmfao lazar beam wearing the pencil outfit

[@carlosahdez]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@freddiewilliams586]

Give this person a trophy or something 👏🏻

[@broccolliny]

Lmfao Lick my Fucking Ass off

[@fadlaouiaya4442]

*ha*

[@yeetfeet8720]

Oh wow who would have seen it

[@snowedsav5828]

We need more of these videos on the lazarbeam channel

[@loliking144]

7:00 Dr. Phil: do you bark at people Dogman: yes I do, woof Me: we have no faith in humanity

[@JeroldBoy0407]

*eeirrrrrRRUH!*

[@jotarokujo1646]

Everyday we stray further from god

[@mawsnpawzz7801]

He’s probably just a furry

[@thedeskman08]

Do you think, god stays in heaven because he fears what he has created

[@1nfinit3]

SPEEEEEEEEEED

[@josharmstrong2249]

1 year later and the only thing she gave birth to was 10 lb bucket of Kentucky fried chicken Colonel Sanders approves of this message

[@donttrustpickles2253]

so smart ;)

[@luckstersants6362]

RIP

[@cadengeysen8490]

That's gotta hurt the ass crack

[@Ermis111]

Omg that lol

[@danielcortes1163]

Mike Hunt colonel*

[@bathtubinvader]

Me: what’s the biggest “bruh” moment in history? This video: exists Me: oh nevermind

[@tortillatwig2377]

BRUHHHH

[@anakinskywalker1071]

oh fuck

[@CES-ConceptsExplainedSimply]

Bruhhhhhh

[@Master-wd2ce]

Oooohhh

[@Aperson_REAL]

Dr. Phill uses logic SUPER EFFECTIVE

[@ilze9070]

the one with the man who thinks hes a dog made me feel better about my social life

[@BurningAzaleas]

THERE IS NO WHAT IF I am pregnant And it is Jesus

[@Lankfordmath]

Are you making fun of Christians or making fun of that girl

[@animecuresdeppresion9853]

WHAT IF ITS SATAN Hmmmmmmm

[@DarthVader-do8tu]

N0 the girl

[@Lopz2L]

Her: I think im pregnant. Me:I know the dad Her:who is it ? Me:KFC,McDonald,subway,in n out.

[@breadlord2855]

Its actually pretty easy to tell if someone's pregnant or fat

[@patricksteinsen1147]

Guido Mista yeah

[@Ghostbeardoesxtc]

@@breadlord2855 I am interested, I asked 2 girls if they were pregnant last month and I was half wrong.

[@breadlord2855]

@@Ghostbeardoesxtc pregnant women have a smooth dome as a gut, fat ones look like their belly button is sucking the fat in

[@luidace3236]

And Chipotle!

[@carterskindle7086]

Old Lazarbeam videos are just too funny 😂😂😂

[@draconix4131]

Lazarbeam created sarcasm. “Yeah, and I’m the son of... Morgan freeman”

[@hytro-_-9792]

Your still watching this video, YOU'RE A BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!

[@jayasrani]

@@hytro-_-9792 lol

[@vibin_boii.mp4601]

When I read this comment lazar just said it

[@Edward-ho2bm]

@@hytro-_-9792 ty

[@mugsenhiemer7921]

“Eminem is my father” Yeah and I played Minecraft with Luke skywalker

[@JustaPerson332]

eminem is no match with star wars

[@sovietfrog4506]

@@JustaPerson332 correct

[@Pepper-pe2uy]

Pog

[@evantgse]

I played Minecraft as Luke sky walker using the Star Wars Minecraft packs

[@cinnabun8928]

The character in you profile picture I actually have that skin pack

[@anthonyg1601]

The funny thing is Eminem actually has a daughter named Hailie

[@yeetusthebeetus2360]

Memes Day-Long It is because it is real!!!

[@SimplyFlix]

yeetus the beetus lol imagine

[@ankitmavinkurve3212]

That's the whole point

[@user-ey9sv8vz1o]

Thats what i was saying

[@JustAÑ0řmäļGod]

“ let’s see your talent “ Literally moonwalking incessantly

[@gamestar4953]

“She is literally full of sh**” Yes, both figuratively and literally

[@xenodraws2397]

XD *facts*

[@user-no3id7li4h]

@Send Help I Am A Huge Disaster Im in the same boat You're in

[@Darknesslayer]

That would be the joke, yes

[@EthanIsIt]

As a guy who has constipation, hehehe, this is still really funny

[@gamestar4953]

@@EthanIsIt oof. Sorry to hear about that

[@cindersamurai7795]

Girl: I am pregnant with Baby Jesus Me: And I’m pregnant with Thanos

[@Ken-zq7xh]

Ooo that’s gonna hurt

[@BattleNinjaYT]

It’ll take half the time You could say ....... Perfectly balanced

[@Spectral0727]

And I’m pregnant with thor

[@demoninblack6011]

Deletes the fetus abortion copletis

[@bellie5889]

@Commando and im pregnant with mr beast

[@gigi_1050onps4]

They did say whenever we were younger we could be anything we wanted when we got older. *ngl*

[@waffledraws6704]

But they expect you to have atleast 2 functioning braincells when your older 😂

[@jesseskinner_yt2638]

Yeah but you can't give birth to Jesus if he was already born

[@gigi_1050onps4]

@@waffledraws6704 LOL

[@gigi_1050onps4]

@@jesseskinner_yt2638 she could name him jesus...

[@Infin8-art]

I wanna be a bow tie, I wanna be a lion, you can’t be what u want if u still a sheep and slave to the society. Are entire lives we don’t see that once we write the child’s name in a contract in all caps u become a slave to the government but at a lower level than others.

[@Dubafy9]

This video is amazing, I’ve seen it like 15 times and it still makes me laugh every time

[@sphinxplays3789]

Plot twist: it’s just the McDonald’s

[@williamoneill9246]

Very true

[@Rj-ij2hn]

Sphinx Plays the father IS aMcDonalds i knew it i bloody knew it!!!!

[@ImagineAnimationStudios]

or tacobell

[@NicoOnVr]

The one she had for lunch

[@sc0pe-15btw]

Are we just gonna forget how Lazarbeam kidnapped the queen of England 🤣🤣 Thank you so much for the likes I’ve never had this much before XD XD

[@chipchip3]

You spelled “lazarBeam” wrong

[@sc0pe-15btw]

Oh yeah sorry

[@mahmoud6133]

michael greens no it’s right

[@chipchip3]

Thanos, the person edited the comment to the correct version

[@haydentgw460]

Yeah were just gonna forget all that and say it was our imaginations messing with us 1 years later Lazarbeam's house Australia. FBI open up Lazarbeam:oh shit hide the queen

[@dabfootdab3151]

Someone:*has weird addiction* Dr phil: tis roasting time

[@Gamerofspace1684]

Do you have an addiction to get roasted

[@themoonwept]

Aha Aha Aha Sooo funny

[@notitamar126]

Remember when thinking you're a dog wasn't a normal thing

[@gemmaaaxx]

“You’re 48, you’re a virgin” * *sweats in asexual* *

[@ctspetznazfrosty2587]

He Can Change it

[@RandomStuff-yu1ke]

m

[@thatfrenchfryyouleftintheb7028]

Lonely forver lol

[@nathanielperez576]

What dose asexual mean ?

[@alexbryant4255]

@@RandomStuff-yu1ke m

[@PlanePainter]

The "sexy vegen" looks like a cheap version of Ninja.

[@massivewimp993]

hah 😂

[@Thread4Gaming]

Actually though

[@turterrian4501]

michael gallagher Um... I’d say that the original comment is VERY obviously a joke. You trying to start something with a joke comment is stupid. If that’s all you have to say, then get your toxicity off the channel.

[@dayeetersavitar3442]

U mean virgin

[@Doughboy-sh8tu]

Plane Painter100 nah men a cheap version of six nine

[@patrioticsports8486]

LazarBeam needs to watch "Drop the Mic: Dr. Phil vs James Corden" Like if You Agree

[@filpav5987]

I agree but who's James corden isnt that mean kid or dumb guy?

[@patrioticsports8486]

@@filpav5987 He's the British guy on America's Late Late Show on ABC

[@ryanwilliams4239]

Patriotic Sports 🥎

[@luvvleia]

@@ryanwilliams4239 ???

[@sundoga65]

The sad thing is that the dog person would be conciderd normal nowdays😔

[@utopianfollower]

TRUE FR

[@leannematthews7365]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Lannan: **wears those typical dad glasses while watching Dr. Phil**

[@BTgamer-dy4vf]

He could become a father-

[@BTgamer-dy4vf]

Just saying-

[@tamanamajumder2876]

@@BTgamer-dy4vf he may be one in the future

[@user-no3id7li4h]

@@tamanamajumder2876 Did you just started watching lannan? Because he's already a father

[@beastboyfortnite5361]

@@user-no3id7li4h what he is not a father I think you got confused because bodhi . Bodhi is his nephew

[@comraddoggo5436]

Man's is 48 Dr. Phil: imma bout to end this man's whole career

[@grimreaperyt7624]

bababoiii

[@s.omething4985]

Technically he has no career

[@yeamagicc]

"Eminem is the grandfather to Jesus" 😂 your not wrong

[@_TO4ST_]

magicstorms x you’re*

[@rijkvanniekerk2857]

*Rap God*

[@aeoli4921]

You’re*

[@RandomGamingItsM3Creeper]

That means he’s god’s dad lol

[@fortturtle4688]

magicstorms x yo cool banner icon . Where u get it

[@aplaster394]

If this was her FIRST ultrasound, then how DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S "PREGNANT"?!?! And when it's proven that she's not, she is like "I aM pReGnANt!"

[@kevvdogg1331]

3:37 “She’s literally full of s***” I love the way u said that LazarBeam!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@strepo9086]

Why don’t you say shit?

[@strepo9086]

Nah

[@stvrummell]

The dog person is just using that to be a furry

[@lovisasigurjons9588]

You mean shit

[@strepo9086]

aswdfzxcvbhgtyyn Sigurjons yeah

[@jonathonwilson2082]

the insane guy: "I live life as a dog" Dr.Phil: You are diagnosed with furry.

[@cheeseflavoredbaguette3578]

A life threatening condition

[@cornoffthecobs7299]

Yep

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

100th like

[@TheFlareGuy]

He’s Phil not Dr.Phil

[@infinitydoge8819]

He’s a guy?

[@danielcapps2365]

Alternate Title: This LazarBeam Thinks Hes Pregnant With Memes

[@xenoyt2519]

Yea and I'm 1

[@Dansambroplayz]

7:00

[@lixtid8445]

cool gaming with Caleb clark no

[@logankreiger2597]

“Baby memus” not memes

[@Football_Editz460]

He is philthy with it 😂

[@aliviakolekamp3539]

GUY BELEVES HES A DOG ME- so he's a Furry????????????? YEP

[@jacoblol8846]

GUY! I thought that was a girl

[@skullytotheark]

Yes btw im a furry but he's menatily crazy xd

[@Loooooma]

Im either a furry or otherkin

[@meirry1593]

Hi

[@Loooooma]

TheWeird1s Out odd1sout fan?

[@n.a.a]

i can feel my IQ dropping 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@albiuchiha7045]

my head hurts is that the feeling of my iq dropping?

[@chewzen_]

albi uchiha no it’s sexy vegan being tattooed upon it

[@joshuaadams895]

What’s an iq

[@albiuchiha7045]

We are just joking and if ur serious IQ is a score obtained by dividing a person's mental age score, obtained by administering an intelligence test, by the person's chronological age, both expressed in terms of years and months. The resulting fraction is multiplied by 100 to obtain the IQ score.

[@joshuaadams895]

albi uchiha I’m saying I have no iq and therefore don’t know what one is

[@fmylife-.-1140]

5:46 Dog-Person: "They say, 'can I take you home?' " Me: I bet no one said that.

[@sheep8128]

They probably said that as a kind joke

[@spudgiebird5207]

that person is extreme but is probably otherkin

[@kleinekip1235]

Furrys on a whole new level

[@ZeroSir]

Phil: You bark at people right? Gary: i bark "rrrrufffff" Lazar: Slowing dies inside but giggles

[@orbitsval]

"Your homework is...to watch hours and hours of Dr. Phil" *Well now I'm not doing it*

[@EternalFinity]

😒😖

[@EternalFinity]

I would do it anyway... so this is... less than bad... no offense man

[@keeganadkins8553]

That what she said

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

@@EternalFinity wtf are u talking about

[@vishishtpu6194]

@@keeganadkins8553 f you

[@zerORR----]

Hey remember when people thought Australia wasn't real

[@carterfairbanks7096]

it isn't smh...lol jk it is it's just upsidedown on our hollowed out triangle earth

[@gaszmarton7392]

Yes

[@mrdocety1071]

What about clouds there definitely fake lol

[@e3s0lar_yt52]

But it isn't?

[@cinnamelia]

Lmao yeah

[@alexandermadsen5251]

My favorite comedian is Dr.Phil

[@JoshMcleod-k4g]

Lazarbeam is a bloody legend

[@gobln5284]

i edited this

[@revauIt]

tf

[@gobln5284]

@@revauIt u

[@revauIt]

Lapidd no

[@gachaidiotboy6313]

He does tho

[@TherealWG]

Lappid do you have a crush on him or something

[@bradynrawlins2462]

The funny thing is i didnt know who you were till two days ago and then i watched lachlans videos and looked you up and your my favorite now

[@bradynrawlins2462]

i only 7 i cant spell very good

[@amelianorton5713]

Bag3lArmy Rawlins same

[@kristinesharlow3862]

Wow bandwagon

[@drewmckinnon9641]

That happened to me but just the other way around

[@Dinglehopper.]

“Im pregnant with Jesus” Yeah sure and my step dad is a chihuahua.

[@thedeskman08]

Plot twist: your step dad is the furry in the second video

[@Prettyprincess-4]

@@thedeskman08 plot twisting the plot twist: I'm the furry

[@thedeskman08]

@@Prettyprincess-4 plot plot plot twist: ur mom

[@SStupendous]

Bruh I'm Moses, I'm pregnant with stone slabs of the ten commandments

[@Nyxro2]

"Im pregnant with baby jesus" Mary: "I swear to god these girls be trippin' dog"

[@yacinemohand8661]

The girl after she didn't give birth and realized she was just getting fat is something I would have liked to see

[@Nyxro2]

@@yacinemohand8661 bro she was literally and physically full of shit LMAO

[@yacinemohand8661]

@@Nyxro2 she must have felt real dumb when she realized the truth and took a fat shit and saw her belly go back to normal

[@earfun1539]

'm a sane Asian man and I believe that I'm pragananant with a new born beautiful bowl of rice...........in other words i'm just fat with godamn rice

[@nickthompson1812]

EarFun no, it's Jesus

[@tylerhill1712]

EarFun I’m a fellow yellow

[@bleachproductions2568]

PREGANANANT

[@bela-zm1nr]

no its jesus

[@matix-4622]

I’m fat with bread.

[@chickenjesus5095]

I’ve gained 22 pounds “Yeah I don’t think that babies are that heavy” DAMNNNNN

[@kellensargent-eckert8877]

You would be surprised they might not be when they come out buttttttttt...

[@mnwildhighlights4180]

I was a very heavy and tall baby 99.9 of people are less heavy and tall I was 10 pounds

[@randoscarp2275]

The pregnant women are supposed to eat so much at they are going to gain weight for the babys health

[@josephrinomato9573]

wow ur a damn genius

[@chickenjesus5095]

Joseph Rinomato I know right sooo smart by me

[@artemijsmirnoff2395]

This channel is muselk mixed with pewdiepie

[@alexpalmisano7210]

Artemij Smirnoff so true

[@irish_Republicanism]

No affents if pewds was still intertaning sorry for the spelling

[@grantpool9093]

Muselk is DA BEST

[@jenniferd6027]

ULTIMATE CHANNEL

[@devinwitzke1770]

Artemij Smirnoff agreed

[@ElvesandLions]

The second one was honestly the best. The whole time I was thinking, “Holy crap, furries are taking over.”

[@hbgaming6296]

Eminem is my father Lazer:Morgan Freeman is my father. Had me dying

[@ccclouds2012]

lmao

[@b17dyy]

same it was killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@otiscathcart3165]

isn't Morgan Freeman half life jk its Gordon freeman

[@JLL_29]

Lazar*

[@funkystunter9083]

I love how the girl just says “it’s my first ultrasound” and the ultranationalist does not care at all

[@dge_05]

😂

[@samaychakraborty8020]

6:51, the best thing I've seen in my whole life.