THIS GOALKEEPER EXPOSED ME...

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[@benprotheroe4333]

That’s what happens when you get a keeper not on Swaz Lynch’s payroll

[@benson21]

WHOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAA

[@danielrichards1767]

F2 will destroy this keeper same way

[@aq8048]

@@danielrichards1767 F2 hire terrible keepers

[@Reecster97]

@@danielrichards1767 Especially Jeremy 'Swaz' Lynch who was best on the ball at the club during the Arsenal Invincibles season!

[@jordan07sv36]

dl CRIXUS lb 😂😂

[@rhys370]

Simon: 'I don't think I'm scoring today' Tobi: 'You will, I don't want to hear that attitude' Also Tobi: 'I don't think you are scoring today'

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

He did though, many goals

[@rhys370]

@@PalpatinesPlumber I know he did, but it's just what he said at the beginning, rather contradicting

[@jamesalexander941]

Why do people get likes for literally saying what’s already been said

[@rhys370]

@@jamesalexander941 to be honest, I didn't realise how many likes this had until now

[@Majrdagoat]

Rhys Waggitt bruh it’s literally a joke ofc simon was gonna score

[@Aadam786.]

Should have had Harry’s dad in goal.... he wouldn’t have let any of them in

[@Rxvxnge17]

LIEW GUAN LING EDDIE That’s kinda fucked but it’s funny at the same time

[@vortrexz4578]

LIEW GUAN LING EDDIE he still would shoot the chairs

[@bobbysmith8317]

I love how Tobi hypes him up so much positive vibes what I wanna hear

[@LdnMovements]

The Chip in the 1vs1 with the Keeper 😅😳🔥

[@saifmcfc]

LDN Movements ik right 🔥

[@Tawzzz]

Lol

[@taylor_lcfc4190]

Lemme the nutmeg beast pls reply u r better than street panna

[@theycallmeusainbolt1407]

I met u ur a legend bro

[@Zain-bz3zi]

LDN Movements you’re the best

[@mostlykalash13]

Anyone see the sub to miniminter at the top when he hit the ball on the stand name plaque

[@loganm.177]

Kalash Patel yes

[@thehighwxlls9848]

No I’m blind

[@lukahines8755]

7:06

[@jcrowfoot5484]

Was literally about to comment that

[@jessenr10]

Yeah he hit in on purpose so people's attention would be drawn there lol

[@CJ-mi4zg]

Don’t feel disheartened, don’t forget jez is the best on the ball player arsene wenger has ever seen... who can’t contest with that

[@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd]

CJ - Dragonball Legends the hilarious thing about what jez said was if he was better on the ball than Thierry Henry, how terrible must he have been off the ball to get released?

[@Mohamed-pj7sx]

George Coyle he didn’t get released, he was so good that the opponents would accuse him of hacking

[@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd]

Pizza Pepperoni of course what was I thinking

[@d.s5508]

@@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd he probably was that guy that just waited and yelled for the ball.

[@mrbillcipher6283]

@@Mohamed-pj7sx as if your name went from pizza pepperoni to mo lmao

[@FunkyChickenGuy]

12:07 was soooo clean

[@lohhcw185]

sean garnièr where u at

[@starbuckscoffee8521]

Genius from Simon purposefully doing badly and on a day where he’s hungover so he can do a “redoing the 100 shot challenge” video 😂😂

[@RYNOTVPLUS3]

Part 2 with Callux in goal

[@mainingredient7429]

@@RYNOTVPLUS3 or Randolph 😂😅

[@gg8vlogs758]

@@mainingredient7429 or kepa

[@fl1m98]

Simon 100 steps ahead. Good content

[@saifalblooshi9674]

Simon: I won't score today Tobi: Don't say that "Looks at GK" Tobi: yeah you ain't scorin

[@CeeKay101]

Lmao " yea nvm "

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

He did though, many goals

[@emoneyz6467]

pi why u copyin me -.-

[@michaelharris454]

God is so good. We are blessed so much more than we could ever possibly imagine. Today, we are breathing, God has woke us up, and we have a new day of life. These are just a few of the blessings we have been given today by God. Take some time today to look around at all the blessings God has given us, whether it be family, loved ones, friends, our jobs, school, or the food on the table, God has been so good to us. Take some time to thank God for all He has done, does, and will do for us. God loves you unconditionally and He gave His Son, Jesus Christ, to die for you. Jesus became our sin, and died on the cross, and was risen again by God so we could be forgiven and saved and made right with God by Jesus. Jesus can and will save you today. Will you come home to Jesus today? God bless.

[@SapphOfLesbos]

Tbh the fact that he got as many as he did in while being hungover and already shooting for long while for tobi’s vid just prior this is good!!

[@visiblynucleus6330]

Simon: I might not score any goals today Tobi: I don’t wanna hear that attitude Also Tobi 10 seconds later: you might not score any goals today

[@michaelharris454]

God is so good. We are blessed so much more than we could ever possibly imagine. Today, we are breathing, God has woke us up, and we have a new day of life. These are just a few of the blessings we have been given today by God. Take some time today to look around at all the blessings God has given us, whether it be family, loved ones, friends, our jobs, school, or the food on the table, God has been so good to us. Take some time to thank God for all He has done, does, and will do for us. God loves you unconditionally and He gave His Son, Jesus Christ, to die for you. Jesus became our sin, and died on the cross, and was risen again by God so we could be forgiven and saved and made right with God by Jesus. Jesus can and will save you today. Will you come home to Jesus today? God bless.

[@sudhanshumishra5472]

That's how bad it was if tobi says it.

[@sarthakpanwar944]

Simon actually gets bare hate for no reason. He's right, people are just jealous.

[@jynx464]

He's one of the best sidemen but some times he can be hateable

[@Aztro2]

He’s actually a legend

[@Aztro2]

Th3oJP i mean ethan’s personality is the same but simon gets all of it

[@kovz6407]

@Th3oJP simon was getting barely hate before 2019 but his personality changed and its annoying people

[@Aztro2]

Luka Kovačević the personality change started after the dine in vid and he had to bcz everyone just started to take everything he said literal

[@sh1fty_456]

the f2 should do it again with this goalie

[@ryanmccaul5183]

He’s cheeks lol

[@gustavorodriguez7995]

Ryan Mccaul right lmao. I mean better than the other keepers but still cheeeeks

[@Gremagory]

Gustavo Rodriguez you expecting him to be prime fucking David de he’s in non league

[@gbolajbilesanmi2917]

We all want this

[@bryanhoward6100]

The fact u thought U could get better than Jeremy “swaz” lynch the guy who was best on the ball at arsenal football club was where u went wrong

[@PhillipsAndDat]

Keeper: Does their job Everyone: OMG HE IS INSANE. IMPOSSIBLE TO SCORE

[@Fattipotato79]

No its because he is actually good

[@charles1lovell]

fattipotato 79 his technique is whackkkkk. Just positioned right

[@Fattipotato79]

@@charles1lovell you a goalkeeper

[@charles1lovell]

@@Fattipotato79 yes

[@Fattipotato79]

@@charles1lovell same

[@ryanator109]

Honestly surprised how well Simon did considering he wasn't feeling well at all and he had already recorded Tobi's video!

[@James-cu8mi]

Yet F2’s keeper moved a total of 2 inches the whole vid

[@Fattipotato79]

Yea

[@nikoaa3012]

Glad im not the only one who noticed that. Tobis GK wouldve saved a alot of Jeremy's shots

[@ollyguntrip5045]

James moved less than kepa last season🤷‍♂️

[@user-yw5pl6pj9y]

Bro why are all these 12 year old white boys so pressed by the f2

[@kyleraghvani5070]

Almost as much as kepa

[@user-zw8gp6tm7b]

Simon: shoots Nobody: Tobi: YOOOoooOooOooOooOoOoOo

[@nooneknowsimbi5016]

Toby: gets a gift for Simon Nobody: Simon: JeeeEEEeEzzzZzZzzz

[@J-roll1]

he is so jarring to listen to

[@georgebillington6170]

Or Finnnnishhhhh

[@idioyjohnathon2054]

@@J-roll1 shush

[@gordongustafson701]

You're amazing and an inspiration to me Simon! You keeping up with youtube, the podcast etc. for all this time has impacted my life in such a positive way! Keep going man, I love you!

[@shahinhaidari3512]

Tobi is just such a nice guy, God bless him man!!

[@Ayykae]

7:02 Editor deserves a pay rise (look at the where the ball hits)

[@owenmurphy7967]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that was really good editing

[@findlaymuir6665]

I realised that aswell Lol

[@purplepete3260]

I thought it was real

[@phildoohile8322]

I was just about to say this

[@woowalkinallnight528]

Lmao

[@kitpowell3224]

Simon has such high expectations of himself! He had so many excuses but he did well!

[@poko60]

He's a prick mate chill out

[@whypie7373]

@@poko60 who is?

[@maxgee22]

No Bushi guess genius

[@poko60]

@@whypie7373 our boy therealnimrod

[@abdulwasay4109]

@@poko60 stop hating

[@fatysimulator211]

Loving the content Simon keep up the amazing work

[@carolinealexander5383]

Tobi is genuinely one of the nicest guys I've ever seen. God bless him.

[@Lol-tl1zc]

Word-to-word copied

[@samcooper6319]

This vid just proves how good Simon is at football

[@neongreen6]

We dont care sam cooper

[@magnusivesdal336]

@@neongreen6 stfu

[@samcooper6319]

Kasen McNeil u just salty cos ur not as good as him 😂 🧂

[@neongreen6]

@@samcooper6319 nope because tobi is better I am not salty

[@neongreen6]

@@samcooper6319 I know I'm a better footballer than Simon

[@dfghjsdfghjs693]

Hello so early the boys jus vibing lol

[@dfghjsdfghjs693]

Bots

[@dantheman5652]

🤣

[@oisinnolan443]

Here

[@user-ch9ij9qt5j]

Everyone steals my style these days

[@matglau8856]

Wait a minute. U were faster than some bots ggs

[@MAXfutbol8338]

Simon still did better than I expected. Also his usage of past Monstercat bangers gives me some nice nostalgia.

[@TheOnlyTaps]

Love the people around you, and cherish the moments you get to spend with them ¡Peace, love and more life to everyone out there, stay safe! 👊🏿🙏🏿❤️

[@swayamnarvekar5640]

Tobi makes the best sounds after simon scores😂

[@nadimdowski133]

The pub golf really broke the sidemen😂😂

[@saz19s8]

Mainly Simon and JJ

[@claudiu-adriancomorasu3850]

Man, big up!! Love the content, keep doing yourself and ne happy in life, i’ve been watching you since 2013 and your content is great, you are an amazing person. 😊 BTW, your humor is something else 😂😂😂(love it)

[@dankin51]

respect for the goalkeeper for the shirt of the Polish national team. You are amazing Simon! Kepp goin my friend and never give up :))) ! Greets for all the sidemens ;) !

[@Kadz25]

The fact u thought U could get better than Jeremy “swaz” lynch the guy who was best on the ball at arsenal football club was where u went wrong

[@juliankoide454]

Better than Bergkamp AND Henry

[@neongreen6]

@@juliankoide454 u are smoking Jeremy lynch will come nowhere to Henry and bergkamp

[@alexwatkins2473]

Kasen McNeil whoosh

[@kash_6115]

@@neongreen6 r/whoosh

[@samroberts6872]

@@neongreen6 r/wooosh

[@osjuah]

The Beginning of the BIG John KZbin Football era

[@jakeharper1356]

Well dayum considering you filmed this hungover thats an automatic win for dedication to the content! Aye tobi those were some accurate crosses to goal, then Simon comes in with an over and under flick into goal 👏 oi solid effort with this video while still hangin from the night before!

[@mjenius]

If F2 had this keeper they wouldn't have even been invited to the Wembley Cup cuz of how much worse they'd look

[@FemboyyAce]

MJenius MJ dude f2 are still insane footballers so

[@kharibrimm5862]

TobiTheTurtle freestylers* let’s not get the professions mixed up son

[@jedmaloney7159]

@@kharibrimm5862 they're still insane at football, Billy just has got celery legs and jezz just bigs himself up too much to be taken seriously

[@abeersingh9792]

Can we just appreciate the work Simon has put in this video We wasn’t feeling good and and had one of his ankle swallowed Big up Simon for his hard work he has put in this video...

[@mrbeaner7603]

0:20 have you noticed on all the shots the goalkeeper didn’t even move. That’s there goalkeeper quality while as Simon got a god of a goalie so yea be proud of yourself Simon👏

[@UzzyT.]

The pub golf video just doesn’t stop giving, been some great content recorded the day after!

[@pedrohenriquedemoraisr.6906]

yo love ur football vids man🙌

[@t-fi153]

Big up Simon! 3 banging vids today ya know 😅

[@armandoalba9899]

“Simon Simon he’s our man, if he can’t do it no one can, oooooh Simon”😂😂😂😂

[@hadeedkhan8508]

Banger of a video 🔥🔥🔥

[@markjohnson6968]

I swear Tobi is the most supportive friend you ever need

[@iammhs712]

A bit coaching on that guy, and he could be a class goalie.

[@reacttoyn..4950]

*I pray whoever likes this comment becomes a billionaire someday*

[@nlizzy9071]

UTR have signed a game changer with this keeper what a guy👏🏾👏🏾 gunna have that Alisson effect on them

[@marceldeweerd9419]

The goalkeeper makes this vid so much more fun to watch. This is what I call a football challenge

[@0047David]

You guys need to get him for every football video as your goalkeeper. Love seeing those crazy saves and how it pisses you all off xD

[@Hakamiyoshi]

THIS MAN IS SO GODDAMN TALENTED HOLY SH*T😳🔥🔥

[@roberttaylor7396]

Yeah considering he's not a freestyler and pro footballer

[@fionnlinehan2277]

Tobi=goat He's gassing even the bad shots. What a guy

[@uzairali644]

Tobi is such an inspiration

[@henrynickolas9673]

Who else is here after tobi lost to him

[@blabberbub733]

Tobi: "Oye I don't want that attitude you got this" Also Tobi a minute later: "I don't think you're scoring today" Simon after that: *scores*

[@sherrendon379]

what a great jumpers in goal post irl idea simon bangerrrr mate hhahaha

[@SameerHK23]

Football and food vids will always be the best type of vids

[@serenity-lilacbradford-hal8525]

Simons football skills are crazy good! He's so talented!!

[@kavijani2534]

12:41 you can tell he was gonna say swaz💀

[@chrisbenitez9505]

For being hungover he still hit the shots clean af u can jus tell he was good at soccer when he was playing

[@nadersabba]

Tobi was so wholesome in this vid

[@ianmcintosh9644]

F2s goalie just stands still Jeremy would do any better against this goalie

[@valkyrie_np2442]

fun drinking game: take a shot every time Tobi says *yo*

[@sirdannthethird]

that transition was smooth 🔥 🔥

[@melknight3960]

Congrats on 10 million

[@zaber6031]

Legends say that Chelsea and Man utd are still looking for this goalkeeper

[@Bushra-uu3fo]

From 2 hours ago? 😂

[@Fattipotato79]

From 3 hours ago?😂

[@slicedbread8996]

From 4 hours ago ?😂

[@mutezalzadjali7507]

Yo he has to do this again without the hangover issue🤷🏻‍♂️🙂

[@natemye2018]

loved the goalkeeper save montage

[@vedad1120]

07:45 Toby: Yoo broo, that glitched.. Hahah, great content...

[@wafergod3212]

No one: Tobi: YOOOOOOOOO

[@benjones4577]

I wish Simon still played for UTR he’s such a unique guy to watch in 11 a side

[@ryanphilander7636]

Its a shame he's last game was so good as a 10

[@nikhorvat3102]

7:02 i love what he did here, great editing!

[@issaclee1665]

These saves are ,legendary

[@mc.cheese9898]

7:42 He thought it went in and gave up but accidentally hit it *While feeling hopeless inside*

[@aryanmann6111]

simon: "i aint scoring any goals today" tobi: "i dont wanna hear that negative attitude" next freekick gets saved as well tobi: "simon u aint scoring today"

[@alanscrimgeour3678]

The red bull Jazza Swazz Lynch product placement dig tho 🤣

[@sudhanshumishra5472]

After a bad day, a tiring video, against a superb Goalie(nah, seriously Hands down) still an amazing performance. Those goals were crazy!

[@xiovi8581]

Summary of this video: Simon: “dUaaHhHhH” and “That’s a save” Tobi: “YOO” The keeper: *shrug and smile*

[@dagoat4284]

Just come from the United game and I hope this video helps my depression on loosing 3-1 to Crystal Palace

[@joshuaspence3087]

Loved this vid

[@mavisgallardo]

The nutmeg and the dance with Tobi after is the best 😂❤️

[@lollipophbh8366]

He is beyond proffesinal level

[@Buntyboii]

That shoulder goal during the header challenge was 🔥🔥🔥

[@gauransh3475]

Real needs to sign this keeper

[@RudolfMaster.]

goalkeeper is so good he makes the ball glitch

[@chippchapli7648]

The amount of times Tobi said "Yo!" ↓

[@JayEli]

Very very solid video. Keeper was insane

[@mohamedhussam2765]

You should do more football videos there dopeee

[@Mehdi-pq9sh]

Who missed the football challenge videos the sidemen used to make all the time

[@makefood1714]

Simon: I aint scoring Tobi: dont say that fam believe in yourself seconds later... Tobi: you aint scoring today mate

[@abdulqadirbachani461]

Tobi's reactions are priceless

[@lars_0_636]

7:02 look at the bilboard he hitted and than look at the same bilboard the next shot! Great Edit work Love you @MoSyed

[@hqyleyn]

everyone remember to stay safe and wear a mask

[@n.e.d.0333]

Simon use him as the goalkeeper for next years sdmn charity match

[@zulsyafiq8127]

Tobi the most positive person ever

[@TIGERSINGH1999]

Even though he was hungover and recorded Tobis video before he did really good! That goalkeeper is insane

[@CrazySanik]

Tobi: 42/100 Simon: 44/100 Who's next?

[@saz19s8]

Manny

[@DFederalBureauofInvestigation]

Ethan

[@mattgames8785]

harry

[@ronaldolopes6775]

No one : Literally no one: Bots: who has been watching Simon from the start blah blah!!

[@gamesdestroyers.k.y5835]

Si needs to do this again but properly Ay but sick effort tho

[@rifledragon8133]

The way Simon played the ball in his head during that 1 v 1 was crazy.

[@avishah4279]

7:03 I see you Simon with that clean edit because you knew we’d look up