This got us in trouble! - GOONS

[@whitehownkey4460]

Time to listen to my favorite podcast about the tragedy of 11 billion crabs going missing

[@armandosoto3320]

And 8 times the crab legs 💀💀

[@theaustrianfemboy]

I blame alaska

[@DrChaos-dj8lw]

I lost my shit when soup first mentioned his lost of sleep cause of the mass genocide of crabs

[@RevolutionOF91]

🦀

[@just_another_shy_shark5162]

How could they talk about this without blarg

[@SenpapiRick]

34:58 I would like to turn in a application to be Dooo's personal chef

[@pimpfriedrice]

Chefpapi Rick hahaha I'll leave now sorry

[@Steveshepard-c4s]

If your cooking is as lazy as your comps that'd be horrifying.

[@swaeku8167]

Looser

[@woody8577]

"The Culinary Creations Of Senpapi Rick" has a nice ring to it.

[@sanchezpaintball]

Can't even see his face yet at 33:32 you can see the look of genuine concerned astonishment sweep across McNasty's face

[@bryanabreu]

You can see his jerk his head forward like, "Pardon?"

[@TheeBiPolarBear]

Ethan is the serotonin I desperately needed this week

[@RogerLmao]

Ay you are a beautiful person keep it up

[@RogerLmao]

goo goo ga ga

[@JacobSca]

@@RogerLmao the two parallels of man

[@DrazCo88]

@@RogerLmao the duality of man

[@vanillaspice1976]

@@RogerLmao Inside you there are two wolves….

[@bean-dip8157]

As soon as I saw soup and Ethan in the same room I screamed YESS

[@ge0rge_saint_p0gg3rs7]

Same here

[@somerandomdude2085]

The best closet gay couple.

[@squaretorttle9400]

Npc comment

[@PabloGarcia-xs1es]

I had the same reaction when I saw Blarg wasn't there

[@bigfatbear943]

@@PabloGarcia-xs1es who asked

[@ramirocruz4404]

New favorite Goons out of context clip, soup throwing a can away but it looking like him casually shooting out his garage at 11:13

[@Uncivil_Dreams]

every podcast now starts with Mcnasty beatboxing, and the proceeds to explain how his mask muffles his beatboxing ability as it sucks into his mouth when inhaling. every single time🤣

[@eyelean66]

I wish Blarg and Swagger were here, too, Soup 😂 I wouldn’t mind another two hours of crab talk from you guys lmao

[@jHammy7]

CAKE BOI WITH THE NASTIEST BEATS ON THIS PLANET

[@mattwillerton6775]

MC Nasty should be his next side hussle

[@James_Randal]

@@mattwillerton6775 D-D-D-D-DJ S-STUTTER.

[@SeedNBS]

Mcnastiest*

[@masterreaper115]

Doo: "Nah man thats money" Also Doo: "This guitar was 17k, this one was 12k, this one over here i sacrificed 3 children for..."

[@Its_Chris07]

Been waiting for the duo of soup and Ethan in one cam

[@christophershapka8937]

im the better chris ngl

[@pimpfriedrice]

@@christophershapka8937 i thought u were a bot but im just dumb and drunk

[@DrunkenSalamander]

@@pimpfriedrice he’s just a more organic form of bot

[@christophershapka8937]

@@pimpfriedrice rude ;-;

[@SirkyNL]

Much more content like it on soups 2nd channel 🙌🏽

[@naymar_v9332]

I love the way Doo bounces in his chair with the camera angle at the beginning for some reason, it looks so goofy.

[@jozhnblair]

Thank you guys for making my week bearable

[@RogerLmao]

Same my brother in christ

[@jozhnblair]

@@RogerLmao I needed my weekly dose of Goons my friending

[@James_Randal]

@@jozhnblair ooooooo yeah-e-yeah.

[@RogerLmao]

@@jozhnblair Yeees, i'm feeling ALIVE

[@dylanthewmusic]

📠📠📠

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Dooo has an industrial walk in freezer

[@charliejamz.]

And microwaves the meat😂

[@bradee_ns8932]

The casting couch finally makes its appearance

[@smackofalltrades]

I love how McNasty finally did something interesting out in the world and Blarg isnt here to hear about it

[@kevinaweseom2866]

No one cares about that pathetic guy

[@kevinaweseom2866]

Blarq is just racial diversity

[@sitting_arab]

Dooo moving his leg is the susist shit ever

[@RexBebopHD]

Ethan should be regular on here at this point. Or at least be at Honorary Goon status, he just fits so well with the chaos.

[@llamaface6489]

I’ve never laughed so hard watching a podcast 😂😂 I love Ethan so much

[@Young_buck2423]

Ethan a goat ¹

[@aliciamicky840]

I desperately want the uncut 2 hour footage of 11 billion crabs going missing.

[@matthewbain3983]

I fully expect to one day click on one of these and hear Mcnasty beatboxing and just never stops for an hour 😂 the podcast just never starts 😂

[@GooBliff]

Just beatbox for one then thanks for tuning into the goons podcast goobye

[@livebungusreaction]

I know just close the beat at this point and call it a day🤣

[@tacticalhobbit7526]

I could see Dooo waiting for rain to collect on the dent on the top of his car so he can drink.

[@summernightmosquito1839]

Mcnasty and Dooo literally sound like an old married couple arguing

[@fvcannoli8743]

I love doos happy little bounces at the start of the video

[@monxe3145]

47:46 54:45 My favorite moments

[@bradya456]

Idk why I find this moment so funny 16:44 the way only Ethan laughs is funny

[@snoopystock6928]

I have seen that crab video maybe 5 times now. Also, I love yo see Ethan again. He fits in so damn with the goons and he's a genius with comedy.

[@IamKr1spy]

"I have a hige fascination with people who can tane crazy aninals" *accidentally skips forward* "Like cookies and stuff..." Ah yes, the worlds most feared predator. Cookie.

[@mage7675]

Hey Goons,I just got out of Basic Training and am excited to listen to all the episodes I missed

[@LawlessLawyer]

Bless your heart

[@RogerLmao]

9:12 ayo what's doo doing down there?? 😳😳😳

[@dylanvasicadrums]

It makes me happy seeing everyone get groovy when the beat dropped

[@KrayzLCK]

7:40 they gave the chimp Xanax as a sedative but they didn’t know that it has the opposite effect on chimpanzees

[@xoashleyromero]

Ethan finally?! The highlight of my week. Thank you bois!

[@SeedNBS]

He's been on before..

[@MidTennPews]

Ethan was on a recent episode too.

[@xoashleyromero]

Chill dudes I forgot to put the "again" lol

[@MidTennPews]

@@xoashleyromero Frosty the snowman has his testicles over my house right now. I assure you I'm "chill" enough for everyone 🤣

[@xoashleyromero]

@@MidTennPews stay warm brother 🤣✊🏻

[@DeepoDoppo]

26:56 doo almost killed me while I was driving

[@corbendonaldson8149]

Soup: "Any of my videos can get nuked" Also Soup: "... she cant get mad at that, her last name is almost 'honky'... Susan Wohonky"

[@LordSkullFreak]

A Goons podcast with Soup's cloning center double is always epic.

[@anotherusername812]

48:05 - 48:07 now lives rent free in my head

[@emmawellman81]

the intro never disappoints

[@briencru9897]

47:45 I swear I died 😂

[@elisafigueroa4171]

1:50 this is me, two years later getting to this episode, pausing, and searching "dooo crabs" to find said video (I was successful in finding "we need to talk about this")

[@CheeseTaxCollector]

I hope the McNasty rave opening never ends. I cannot wait for the compilations.

[@PoJay420]

Doo getting ABSOLUTELY ROASTED in this podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@filth4447]

I was waiting for them to say that Creed was with Tim on the baseball game singing "BASEBALL BAAAHAAAAAAT"

[@Deltuscrub]

Can we have a podcast that’s just McNasty beatboxing for an hour?

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Love you guys ❤️waited for this all week.

[@Nick.11]

13:43 Ethan: "he's from Argentina" FUCK YEAH, BROTHER VAMO ARGENTINA CARAJO

[@falsepain1613]

I love how after every beatbox session mcnasty says the same thing about inhaling his mask and nobody says anything about him repeating it

[@jwvprzr5532]

12:27 yuro speaking: we do refrigerate our eggs mcnasty

[@andresmarquez63]

The way doo bounce in the intro is actually hilarious

[@Nick.11]

I love how even Ethan is already confused with dooo being so cheap xD

[@dylanpringle679]

I love how doo never has anything to say💀 and also mcnasty do that one funny moment in that one video.... Funny moment

[@Thesouldealer]

Absolutely LOVE the beatbox intros

[@legendarycinematics3091]

Yesssss Ethan’s back baby he needs to be an official member

[@Husbear1992]

Clipping the wings of a bird is cutting down the feathers that make them fly, its like giving them a haircut

[@theanalogkid_4588]

we are in the Era of the podcast coming out 2 days late and starting with mcnasty's dubstep, followed up immediately by mcnasty complaining that his mask gets in the way when doing his dubstep.

[@coffeesnorter6237]

It's been two years since this episode came and I've watched this specific episode probably 5 times and I just noticed McNasty's hoodie 😂😂😂 "Fat people are harder to kidnap" 😂😂😂😂

[@TrueBlueAndrew]

Best opening ever. Did anyone get excited when they saw Ethan? Yeaaaaaa Baby!!

[@turbo3sgte770]

LMFAO I want McNasty to do a soundboard because I want the intros of these podcasts to be my f****** ringtone LMFAO I love this f****** podcast

[@GooBliff]

Just say the word retard

[@joseantoniom.dalmacio9570]

Listening to this while cramming a week's worth of homework that I need to pass in 7 hours and this released so good timing!

[@TheCamden3]

So about the raccoons, my mom is in the army & years ago they did an all night training where they were in foxholes in complete darkness with no nightvision or anything & youre not suppose to eat or anything & her foxhole buddy quietly opened a bag of chips, within seconds he only got atleast one chip out before a raccoon stole the bag & ran lmao

[@Wyvrith]

It took a minute and 20 seconds for the crabs to be mentioned, I wonder how long next time

[@dylanwaddell1539]

In episode 20 they talked about opening the podcast with EDM beatboxing. Very on brand

[@alexchavez1732]

Barnyard flea market in Gastonia North Carolina, an hour and half drive from Greenville, you’ll find a patriot for $500

[@FloppyFish_HFTK]

At 23:08 Dooo's Midwestern accent kinda came out on that "Focker"

[@Imulletman12]

Love this lineup. I would love to see Ethan on more whenever he gets the time!

[@yaboiichach5976]

TBH i look forward to McNasty's intros literally everytime. Who else agrees?!

[@k20aslow]

Doo is gona buy the rights to Hot and Ready so everytime McNasty says it he has to pay

[@AsherTrasher2023]

this is one of the podcasts of all time

[@h1imw3ird17]

This intro for a moment made me think McNasty was doing the podcast alone and the whole hour was just gonna be him beatboxing

[@feddrel]

Everytime mcnasty talks about his inhales after he’s done beatboxing fo us

[@ghostfinger6341]

So McNasty eats whole cakes and Dooo eats microwaved raw chicken 😂

[@CapitalBoom]

soup look out. theres several strange purple men behind you

[@austinjerose8707]

Wing clipping is like getting a haircut you trim the flight feathers so they don't catch too much air. It's wise to do it to larger parrots because even when clipped they can flutter really far.

[@PorphyryOvTyre]

Ethan needs to be an official part of the Goons… dude is hysterical

[@evancase6265]

Petition for a goons podcast episode that's just an hour of McNasty dubstep

[@headlessaxe6491]

To keep it a buck, the intro is the main thing I look forward to when waiting for upcoming episodes

[@juandissimo4358]

Never change the intro ❤

[@kyogre6347]

Dooo’s gunna fall on the podcast one day I know it.

[@SPOOKY-kz1mv]

Thedooo is probably a multi millionaire but just likes the simple life respect🖤💯

[@Maxiimax]

Doo got a point bout that chicken, But it's just cause it's a misery thing. Trust me, I live there too.

[@Mr.mcBustin]

These intros get me jumping and moving eveytime, best intros ever😂

[@sebyah_carbonate]

Been waiting for my favorite podcast this week

[@justjonny2717]

Needed somethin to listen to while I’m on a road trip perfect timing

[@awsamagbarya7275]

I like how wvery single podcast when mcnasty beatboxes he says the exact same thing about his mask immediately afterwards

[@Narutokun1545]

If I remember correctly, clipping a bird's wing just means clipping down the flight feathers, not any tendons or anything like that. They can grow back, and you just clip them again.

[@reero]

for the birds they shorten off some specific feathers that ruin their lift ability but they grow back eventually

[@MATRPXLATR]

Only the Goons could go from talking about Tim McGraw playing softball to animal cruelty

[@squidwardtortellini2827]

0:43 has anyone else noticed mcnasty always has to say this after the intro

[@killersopinion1829]

Tim McGraw used to do a celebrity charity softball game every year in Tallulah, LA...40 miles from his hometown of Start, LA. They drew huge crowds.

[@goldenstar-1214]

The most expensive horse ever sold was a thoroughbred named Fusaichi Pegasus, purchased for $70 million. thats crazy bruh

[@yaboiichach5976]

Please keep the editing cuts of all of you dancing to McNasty's remixes haha

[@TankandDimples]

McNasty should make that shirt with Hot n Fresh logo 🤣🤣 Edit: wife said with a whole cake on the back 🤣🤣

[@fractalduck8835]

My family is from Idaho and they raised two sets of bear cubs back in the day... untill one cub, about a year old, got into the fruit cellar and great grandma tried to shoo him outta there and he gave her a swipe. Mangled her thigh and continued eating fruit...so they decided "no more bears" 😂

[@morbidone88]

Best intros ever

[@aukxma]

Doooo just jumping up and down lolollo

[@WhyitJellyDonut]

It's a good thing you guys gave lots of examples of cursing that stop monetization right at the begggining of the podcast.

[@joeymiller5331]

0:56 soup was wearing a dental dam

[@Itz_keyz_x]

I got a new job for a custom shirt and apparel factory so these podcasts make everything a little bit better 😁

[@UsaramSev]

I play this in the background while playing games

[@shaynewestmoreland8657]

I tamed an injured great horned owl on the side of the road. It fell asleep in my arms while I scratched it's head.