i almost disliked on reflex when he said 'relinquished all rights to the ball'. the sheer slappability
@spacemythics8 ай бұрын
i swear he's almost unwatchable. i feel sick. wonderful job
@RI-do4qf8 ай бұрын
@@spacemythics you've so perfectly encapsulated why I can't stand to watch the videos, but keep coming back to this channel. The guy NAILS the acting.
@realskydiver7777 ай бұрын
just barely bearable enough to watch@@spacemythics
@dyates6380Ай бұрын
LOL!!!! Yes!
@famlrnamemssngАй бұрын
there's nothing i hate more than people who think they know the law
@CreepyConnor8 ай бұрын
I can't even begin to describe the catharsis i felt when i heard "why is your father running so-"
@flyingsnail_art91708 ай бұрын
Saaame
@humanhybrid9247 ай бұрын
Saaaaaaame😂
@NanoFin518 ай бұрын
Oh man first one pissed me right the hell off. That’s honestly one of the lowest things you can do, stealing from a child.
@Inabin8 ай бұрын
@@SallySkellington94that seems a little different tbh
@NightshadeDE19 күн бұрын
It’s crazy how often that happens during baseball games
@kingmoosh20048 ай бұрын
i can’t believe they tried to suggest his wife could have stayed at this hotel when CLEARLY it is a couple’s hotel and she was on a business trip. i feel so sorry for him that he has to deal with so many incompetent employees
@Anthmags728 ай бұрын
Pfp goes hard
@zealotoftheorchard98537 ай бұрын
@@Anthmags72Common Victini W
@cristianespinal99172 ай бұрын
He doesn't realize that her job paired up employees to stay at a couple's resort to save money on business expenses. Times are hard. If you asked her, I'm sure she would've explained it to you.
@MadnessofTruth8 ай бұрын
The most interesting characters. The most interesting dramas. The most compelling character arcs. All acted convincingly by one guy. Masterclass.
@alejandromorales22448 ай бұрын
i love this guys videos, they take my hope for humanity
@alejrandom65928 ай бұрын
Masterpiece*
@ilsignoredellaluce22348 ай бұрын
This feels like reading a New York Times review of a "bestseller" nobody has ever heard about
@Trahzy7 ай бұрын
@@alejrandom6592You realize masterclass is a word, right?
@caesarstrings8 ай бұрын
At first I was like “he has a wife?!” Then ten seconds “ooooh yeah that makes sense”
@Assadul-Naml4 ай бұрын
Hes a dayuth and his misses uses dayuse
@seadrown62528 ай бұрын
"why is your father running so-" rip 😭
@jacksonhardnock8 ай бұрын
Wyatt if he used 4chan instead of reddit.
@1kaz18 ай бұрын
Oh my god that's so accurate
@discordlexia24298 ай бұрын
I feel like This Guy is a generation older than Wyatt.
@DonnieMouse8 ай бұрын
holy shit I think we've found the unofficial name for THIS GUY. average 4channer
@rickthebrick2008 ай бұрын
4channers wouldn't go to baseball games
@1stellar_8 ай бұрын
Wrong , 4channer doesn't go out in public first of all, let alone to watch "sport ball", secondly, if they did they would be finding a reason as to why the J🤨w is to blame.
@SamP-by7iv8 ай бұрын
This guy would report a child to the IRS.
@Rihitu-ji7pi8 ай бұрын
The punchlines were great. “Projectile crustacean” 🤣
@seronimo__77358 ай бұрын
This channel is teaching me how many different ways there are of being a horrible person. Like we keep meeting new characters, each with a new brand of awfulness.
@mythosinfinite67368 ай бұрын
Gives me flashbacks to customer service. It's not educational at this point, just validating.
@seronimo__77358 ай бұрын
@@mythosinfinite6736 I mean some of these are definitely validating. But I haven't interacted with every one of these people, fortunately.
@kevinaguirre36668 ай бұрын
The first one was cut off because that's when the dad clocked him in the jaw.
@brettjohnson5368 ай бұрын
If you are suggesting that physical violence was an appropriate response, then that would be advocation of a crime. Which has caused me emotional distress, whoch wpuld make me now entitled to financial compensation -
@FreudsHotDad7 ай бұрын
@@brettjohnson536 **SMACK!!**
@bluegum64387 ай бұрын
@@brettjohnson536"His lips are still moving, hit him again!"
@ElephantWhisperer2228 ай бұрын
The eye rolls are what make this guy much more slappable than most of the others.
@jacobs7528 ай бұрын
This guy gives me big "And for those just tuning to channel 5, authorities are expanding the hunt for a 29 y/o man who went missing after an altercation at a baseball game went awry." Vibes.
@StringReaper8 ай бұрын
Poor guy. I can't imagine constantly being harassed by everyone like that 🥺🥺🥺
@javierzarate52428 ай бұрын
What's the flag on your pfp
@StringReaper8 ай бұрын
@@javierzarate5242 aromantic asexual pride flag
@Explainar08 ай бұрын
@StringReaper can you explain what that is
@StringReaper8 ай бұрын
@@Explainar0 Someone who doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction
@javierzarate52428 ай бұрын
@@Explainar0 doesn't feel romantic or sexual attraction thowards people
@joyskov60488 ай бұрын
I can't wait to see you in a movie, a series or on SNL or something. You're so talented. It's actually unnerving lol.
@theslappablejerk8 ай бұрын
Thank you! That’s very nice of you to say!
@Tupo-y4g8 ай бұрын
@@theslappablejerk You are really great at portraying characters through your tone and body language rather then outright stating their whole deal which makes your videos a joy to watch
@jujuonthatqueef50438 ай бұрын
Why is it always snl with you guys?Short creators aren’t improv actors no do they have the chops to do it live
@Ðogecoin8 ай бұрын
hmm
@RodrickMarsMoon8 ай бұрын
I'd cast him as a villain in a movie of mine in a split second 😵🤗...!
@JakTheLombax8 ай бұрын
I feel like this guy must be a therapist in real life. And this is his therapy for having to talk to these kinds of people every single day.
@velyurong95138 ай бұрын
I read somewhere the guy is a lawyer. Must have met some really annoying clients 😶
@psychicbyinternet8 ай бұрын
I feel like these types of people avoid therapy like the plague or hire yes man therapists to affirm every selfish thought they have and tell them they are right.
@justinshannon60168 ай бұрын
"The law will not care..." if I met that guy, I would NOT want the law involved. You take my sons ball, I take both of yours.
@pzhplz7 ай бұрын
Badass
@agereartist37637 ай бұрын
Wtf do you do with someone else's ball
@IncognitoSprax7 ай бұрын
@@KA-in6sx Lool. This comment has no business being that funny 😂
@bluegum64387 ай бұрын
@@KA-in6sx"I will be posting a listing on eBay"
@ShpirtSvensson-rm1gr8 ай бұрын
The "this guy" is prolly the best ever description of a character ever. Sooo accurate. Everybody knows or have seen This guy at dome point in their life. 😂
@Chiptune78 ай бұрын
I think I see the main difference between him and the average redditor, aside from being more litigious: the average redditor doesn't WANT problems, he wants to fix everything. It's a compulsive desire to control every argument, to point out each fallacy and error, to feel superior to others through logic. But this guy doesn't care about being right, he cares about conflict. He wants to cause other people the hassle of an argument, and he wants to win it by pointing out obscure rules, laws or making up his own. The Redditor cares about his ego, THIS Guy cares about winning petty prizes (like making someone sit elsewhere or relinquish a ball) to inconvenience others, it's purely malicious
@ElleDeas8 ай бұрын
Huh… didn’t think of that, good eye!
@josemaria81778 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, the hotel scheme this guy came up with is lowkey genius. Shame his wife had to miss her work trip to Atlanta to make sure it happenned
@alexzisedwards98218 ай бұрын
I have 2 things to say after I finished watching: 1. I was half expecting him to claim he's allergic to shellfish, but went to the hibachi anyway just to be an asshole. 2. The lemonade scenario is literally an episode in boondocks. Instead of one guy, it was a whole neighborhood😂
@every_planet_we_reach_is_dead7 ай бұрын
Your first scenario is the pure essence of the people you encounter working in customer service 😂
@trippingandbrowsing12698 ай бұрын
Oh this compilation had me CRACKING up. This is the one character of yours I've never actually run into, but you've successfully made me hate him. I hope you're given the freedom to do this with a big budget one day.
@kektimus5 ай бұрын
Honestly, seriously, how do you manage to convey these characters so completely with every atom of your being?
@samwilliams76756 ай бұрын
the hotel one is TOO FUNNY
@garstrum44018 ай бұрын
"This Guy" pisses me off so much more than the other characters idk why. It's just the embodiment of "god, fuck you"
@scalylayde87517 ай бұрын
For real, I tried to have a lemonade stand when I was 9 and got shut down by the police for operating a business without a license. They didn’t even buy any lemonade.
@ami-ps4em8 ай бұрын
The video ending mid sentence is my favorite part 😂😂😂
@ygolohcysp87558 ай бұрын
Bro is NOT slippin jimmy
@theaviator11528 ай бұрын
This has to be your funniest character to date. I don’t even want to slap him I just want to laugh in his face
@andriana53118 ай бұрын
This is the first character of yours that I just can’t stand to watch, great job👏
@allusionsxp26068 ай бұрын
One of the best characters so far! I’m surprised he even has a wife to begin with.
@YEY0806Ай бұрын
It's pretty easy when you go to a retirement home
@Delicate_Disaster8 ай бұрын
I'm just amazed this guy has a wife in the first place. 😂
@518alf8 ай бұрын
Love your content dude. The way you capture this characters with such accuracy make my day.
@jazzyprince33357 ай бұрын
Throwing the book at an 8 year-old…. 🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣
@brettjohnson5368 ай бұрын
I can only offer his wife my sincere condolences 😂
@hardpack1878 ай бұрын
He really sticks to his guns. You have to admire that
@user-sm2ld3pe7n8 ай бұрын
This may be the first time in my life that I was happy somebody got cheated on.
@MiemieM8 ай бұрын
Every time I laugh at your skits I wonder if you ever have to do retakes because your wife is laughing in the background😂
@siopaoguy8 ай бұрын
This is someone that I think Wyatt would actually back away from due to being so insufferable
@YEY0806Ай бұрын
He would probably actually get Wyatt enraged and start throwing fists
@FreezeBlaze8 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite characters
@jesscoronado28367 ай бұрын
Love the acting, really make me boil with disgust, so awesome!
@josephfoster19878 ай бұрын
I agree. The kid should pay his goddam taxes.
@MaximilianMusArchive8 ай бұрын
Please make another 30min mini movie about this type of character, it’s absolutely hilarious
@argent7908 ай бұрын
Last one is quite funny
@hilebard8 ай бұрын
Lmaooo i was thinking the guy with the hurt eye wasn't that in the wrong. Then he said he hadn't even seen a doctor
@dyates6380Ай бұрын
LOL!!!!!!!!! This guy's facial expressions are priceless. LOL!!!!!!!
@piegirl82638 ай бұрын
The eye rolls are so real though
@pepesech42037 ай бұрын
Every math Teacher I had was like this
@humanhybrid9247 ай бұрын
Best ending ever
@mikeissweet8 ай бұрын
"The projectile crustacean." 😂
@j.m.97376 ай бұрын
I would love to see Wyatt face off with this character 😂
@Xleesmashx7 ай бұрын
I accidentally fast forwarded the video at 0:41 and it just completed how insufferable he is😂😂😂
@mikdanger24 күн бұрын
1:28 "Man, I'm actually kina with him on this one. I am SO sick of spam" 1:33 "Oh. Oh god."
@wayneisname45448 ай бұрын
The IRS is about to shut that lemonade stand down 😭😂
@quinnlevy89968 ай бұрын
"At several miles per hour"
@rewindcat79278 ай бұрын
A masterclass in proper etiquette 👌
@willkeinnamen58298 ай бұрын
1. Question: How did this guy got a wife? 2. Question: This guy's a jerk, but who writes "Donations appreciated" at a lemonade stand? Just sell it normally to avoid such nit-pickers
@FrostyMantleM8 ай бұрын
Maybe hotel guy just needs to sit at one of those chairs in the corner of the rooms for a little bit.
@ainnochaim94508 ай бұрын
Were not for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all! 😂😂
@johnwilson63248 ай бұрын
POV: You live in lsraeI. The baseball in the popcorn bin schtick is textbook pilpul. The threats to sue and playing victim make it even more accurate lol.
@TygerHillis17 күн бұрын
1:34 HE HAS A WIFE?!
@Daiyuki1178 ай бұрын
OkaayYY
@steveoATL68 ай бұрын
He’s kinda cute with his hair like this tbh
@NadaStuff8 ай бұрын
how was he even able to find someone to marry
@WebSoak8 ай бұрын
a future first & second amendment auditor, at a police station
@sgtjonzo8 ай бұрын
most slappable character dropped
@ChrisBischof-c6k8 ай бұрын
SJ is taking me back to first year of law school with the first skit. Popov v. Hayashi
@filosofem037 ай бұрын
He’a the embodiment of the nerd emoji.
@taimatsuko8 ай бұрын
I…. I think I would quit immediately if I saw him coming to talk to me
@jackislegitterrified36898 ай бұрын
Redditor:You have extremely low intelligence for a assuming that I would consent to the activity if I knew what said activity would unfold. This conversation is worthless and I feel like you need to learn how to control your employees. This guy:
@SCHWAGGLITKING8 ай бұрын
First one forsure getting my dad kicked out of the ball game
@chairedge12 күн бұрын
Slap the ball out of his hand, then catch it. "See, you had possessed the rights to this ball when you held it in your hands, but once **you** placed the ball to the ground, you relinquished all rights to the ball. The law won't care if it dropped accidentally from your hands, once you placed it om the ground, you discarded the ball, and I recovered it. Consider using your energy to obtain pleasure from less obnoxious things. See, you can enter Amazon and purchase a baton in order to shove it up where the sun doesn't shine."
@terrymurphy77902 ай бұрын
Wait a minute you mean this man's actually married
@JDkn8 ай бұрын
1:39 ooooooooh 😮
@DavidOrtizIII5 ай бұрын
He should debate wyatt
@yamatanoorochi31498 ай бұрын
The exact kind of guy on whom misery and suffering genuinely, objectively feel like another one of the good things about this world How odd
@Whendeesle8 ай бұрын
The accuracy of your characters is sickening
@markmurphy91218 ай бұрын
How tf is this guy married
@mainreason96018 ай бұрын
DO THIS’s GUYS WIFE PLEASE!
@wonteatit8 ай бұрын
It’s so good I am gonna choose to describe it as effective. I immediately wanted to turn this back off once I started the video. ❤
@gyanburubii8 ай бұрын
This character is not only slappable, but downright punchable.
@poseidonpwnsall8 ай бұрын
Its crazy how im actually happy someone is getting cheated on
@psychicbyinternet8 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for his wife but it definitely explains the mystery of why she was at that hotel lmao.
@lemmmakestunes83128 ай бұрын
UGH GOD THE VOICE IS THE WORST PART
@SKn64268 ай бұрын
Finally, some one even more insuffrable than the average redditor
@surenperera92888 ай бұрын
I do like how it cuts right at the point when this guy becomes completely unbearable.
@TheNightshadePrince8 ай бұрын
I like your face, you’re handsome! :)
@SheisB5157 ай бұрын
I hate this guy. Great job 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂
@mercutiolives28838 ай бұрын
I’m glad I took property law in time to understand the genius in this skit.
@alejrandom65928 ай бұрын
ThisGuy, ThisStranger and "CoolParent" are your worst characters
@ferretyluv8 ай бұрын
This guy is MARRIED?
@nathansohm9918 ай бұрын
Out of all the insufferable characters, this guy is the worst. Who takes a ball from a kid?
@Ðogecoin8 ай бұрын
This is funny
@clockshock63667 ай бұрын
pretty embarrassing lemonade stand tbf next time write “DONATIONS DEMANDED”
@TeeTeeWayne8 ай бұрын
yessir 🙏🏿🙏🏿
@exfale60348 ай бұрын
ahh
@erff43618 ай бұрын
Damn in early
@Ahmad-yh4eg7 ай бұрын
This guy is very similar to the redditor guy, not as annoying still.
@lillehei8 ай бұрын
Um actually, you dont have to report income to the IRS under a certain threshold, therefore the kid is justifiable in owning a lemonade stand, assuming of course, that his income stays beneath the irs threshold. (Am I channeling my inner average reddior right?)